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01:00BAAH. ER HAT ES NEIN EINZIGES MAL ROSEN! NOCH NICHT EINMAL!
01:18Something's not right.
01:20It's really strange.
01:22I know it's hard to believe, but I give my word.
01:25Since this morning, he hasn't started to say the sentence.
01:29Now I will finally be caliph instead of caliph.
01:32I did it, I did it, I will be caliph instead of caliph.
01:35Finally. For a moment I was really excited.
01:38Didn't you hear what I said?
01:40Yes, I did, sir.
01:41I will be caliph instead of caliph.
01:43Please listen to me, you know you always mess it up at the end.
01:47Not this time. This time we will make him thirsty.
01:50Make him what?
01:51Yes, exactly. We will make him thirsty.
01:53Look at this map. Do you recognize it?
01:56Wait, I don't know.
01:58What is it? I'm waiting.
02:01I don't see anything, I have to say.
02:03Now it's getting warmer.
02:05Really?
02:06Don't you see it? A map of the desert.
02:08Oh yes?
02:09Yes, there we will take the caliph and leave him to his fate.
02:13We will leave him there, without water, without food, without anything.
02:16And nobody will dare to suspect the Grand Vizier.
02:19And why should the caliph agree to be left behind in the desert?
02:23I have an idea, and it's in here.
02:25It's as simple as genius.
02:27In the meantime you can go shopping, okay?
02:30That's a tough nut.
02:35The greatest caliph of all time with only three letters.
02:39Well, you.
02:40What, you?
02:43But you're not a great caliph.
02:45But not me. I mean you.
02:47Your majesty, Harun al-Pusa. Yes.
02:50Harun al-Pusa?
02:56Then I congratulate you, Grand Vizier. That's exactly right.
02:59Oh, I am not worthy of your great praise, Your Majesty.
03:06Oh, it's you.
03:07Oh mighty monarch, radiant ruler of all believers.
03:11Go, we'll finish our game later.
03:13What's new, good Isnogud?
03:15Oh mighty monarch, I have come to invite you to a picnic.
03:20To a picnic? With whom?
03:22With me. Just the two of us.
03:25It will be such a nice, cozy picnic.
03:29That's a charming idea, good Isnogud.
03:31But I know it always rains at picnics.
03:34No, don't worry.
03:35The place chosen by me is guaranteed to be always dry.
03:39If you say so, Isnogud.
03:41I love picnics.
03:42Really? Then let's go.
03:44You mean now?
03:46Yes, now. Right now.
03:48When we wait, it may start to rain.
03:50You're right.
03:51Precaution is better than precaution.
03:56Why did you only get two camels?
03:58There are three of us, I think.
04:00But great caliph, you know how they say.
04:03Two are a couple, three are a group.
04:05You're right.
04:06Where are we going?
04:07To the desert.
04:08The desert is so picturesque.
04:10All the sand, these dunes, these...
04:14Can't you find a nice place for a picnic?
04:17Uh, you know...
04:19You're the rulers of the faithful.
04:20You want to look around a bit more.
04:22No, no, Isnogud.
04:23I'm fine here.
04:24Especially since I could easily tolerate a snack.
04:27Don't worry.
04:28I'll make sure you won't be disappointed,
04:30rulers of the faithful.
04:32Have a nice picnic.
04:38Fine, Isnogud.
04:40What do you have here?
04:42Wait, you'll see.
04:43Something delicious.
04:45Yum, yum.
04:46My mouth is watering already.
04:48Salted cod, salted meat,
04:50grilled meat.
04:52Followed by these pretty schokes
04:54with a pinch of salt.
04:55Pepper sausage, anchovies,
04:57salt cucumbers and salt sticks.
04:59I wonder if all this
05:01will make us a little thirsty.
05:04Thirsty?
05:07Yes, I'm thirsty.
05:08I can't believe it.
05:09I totally forgot the water.
05:11What?
05:12But that's terrible.
05:13I'm already...
05:14Shh!
05:15No need to worry.
05:16I'll go get the water with Tuniggut.
05:18We'll take one of the camels.
05:20Why don't you send Tuniggut
05:21to get some water on his own?
05:25I'm sorry.
05:26I don't really trust him.
05:28I think he's drowning.
05:29Oh, really?
05:31Don't worry.
05:32It won't take long.
05:33Fine.
05:34It's working.
05:35It's working.
05:36You can already assume
05:37that I'm the new caliph.
05:39I have to admit,
05:40I'm pretty surprised,
05:41O new ruler of the faithful.
05:43Cold drinks,
05:44straight from the barrel,
05:45refreshingly pleasant.
05:47What?
05:48Cold drinks,
05:49straight from the barrel,
05:51refreshingly pleasant.
05:54Yes, me.
05:55I'd like a cold glass of water,
05:57if I may ask.
05:58A huge glass of water, please.
06:00With pleasure.
06:01That'll be 50 piaster,
06:02if you don't mind.
06:07Here you are.
06:10What are you doing
06:11in the middle of the desert
06:12to sell water?
06:13I'm doing my best business here.
06:15Oh, really?
06:16Sure.
06:17There aren't that many customers,
06:19but most of them
06:20aren't eager
06:21to sell the price.
06:23So, thanks.
06:24Cold drinks,
06:25straight from the barrel,
06:26refreshingly pleasant.
06:27Cold drinks.
06:32Well,
06:33we're off now
06:34to get the water.
06:35Don't be silly.
06:36I'm not thirsty anymore.
06:37Yes, you are.
06:38In the desert,
06:39you're always thirsty.
06:40Always.
06:41Believe me.
06:42But yes,
06:43all right, all right.
06:44How I hate all this excitement.
06:46Anyway,
06:47I'm still very relaxed.
06:49Come on.
06:50Have you never heard
06:51from the right to the left?
06:53Where did he come from?
06:55From the right.
06:56He came from the right.
06:57And whoever comes from the right
06:58has a head start, of course.
07:00Who?
07:01Who are you?
07:02The Office for Watering and Forestry.
07:04I transport water
07:05to water the forests.
07:06Water.
07:07How nice.
07:09How about it?
07:10Can I have a hose?
07:11Just one?
07:12Sure.
07:13As many as you wish.
07:17I've never seen
07:18such an overflowing desert.
07:22Calm down, please,
07:23or the Caliph
07:24will start to wonder.
07:28I've never seen
07:29such a desert
07:30with so much water.
07:32You know, sir,
07:33it might not be a bad idea
07:34if we give up.
07:36Never.
07:42Thank you.
07:44Come on, let's move on.
07:46Why?
07:47I think it's very nice here
07:48and there's so much going on.
07:49There's too much going on.
07:50It could be impossible here.
07:52In peace.
07:53Picnics, of course.
07:59What we need
08:00is a peaceful
08:01and secluded place.
08:02It won't be long
08:03before it's deserted.
08:04I don't want to miss
08:05a cold shower,
08:06but...
08:11Splash?
08:12Did I hear a splash?
08:18Just listen.
08:19Act like you're at home.
08:20Make sure you get out
08:21of my swimming pool.
08:22I'm sorry.
08:23I didn't pay attention
08:24to where I was going.
08:25A swimming pool in the middle
08:26of the desert?
08:27Why not?
08:28Don't we nomads
08:29have a right to comfort?
08:30Drown!
08:31I'm going to drown
08:32someone!
08:33I'm going to drown someone!
08:34You weren't guaranteed
08:35that the Caliph
08:36wouldn't kick you out, were you?
08:37I don't want to say
08:38it's easy
08:39to get all this water here,
08:40but the children
08:41love it.
08:42Come on,
08:43have a sip
08:44in my tent.
08:45You're soaking wet.
08:46If anyone
08:47mentions
08:48drinking again,
08:49then...
08:50Come on, my dear.
08:51Don't you
08:52want to join us?
08:53I hope we'll see
08:54each other again
08:55one day
08:56and have a drink
08:57together.
08:58For sure.
08:59Yes, my dear.
09:11Look,
09:12here's a nice place
09:13where you can wait for us.
09:14Wait for you,
09:15my good Iznogut?
09:16What?
09:17We're going to save
09:18and get water first.
09:19Great idea.
09:20Fresh water.
09:21But I just
09:22got dry.
09:23Don't stop there!
09:24You're blocking
09:25a public road.
09:26I knew it!
09:27Soon
09:28there will be
09:29a new desert.
09:30As safe
09:31as the day
09:32follows the night.
09:33Please get out of the way.
09:34I know my route
09:35very well,
09:36but I'm afraid
09:37to get lost
09:38in the desert
09:39on the shortest detour.
09:40Oh,
09:41and what were you
09:42doing in that ditch?
09:43What do you mean?
09:44I bet it's water.
09:45Wrong.
09:46What do you mean
09:47wrong?
09:48I'm an oil
09:49and not a water dealer.
09:50Great,
09:51just great.
09:52This oil
09:53comes from my friend
09:54Tran from Tehran.
09:55It's Tran oil,
09:56to be precise.
09:57Here,
09:58taste it.
09:59You'll see
10:00that it's as pure
10:01as pure water.
10:02Really?
10:05How...
10:06How is it?
10:07You know,
10:08it's delicious,
10:09but it's not oil.
10:10What?
10:11What is it then?
10:12It's clear water.
10:13Believe me,
10:14I can tell.
10:15I haven't drank anything
10:16else for hours.
10:17See?
10:18See?
10:19He cheated on me.
10:20Why didn't
10:21Tran Funtzel
10:22look after me better?
10:23He'll pay me for this,
10:24this Tran.
10:25I'll get my money
10:26back.
10:30Hick!
10:31Hick!
10:32Hick!
10:33Out of all the water,
10:34I have a real
10:35Hick!
10:36water belly.
10:37Wake up, gentlemen,
10:38or you'll find your behavior
10:39suspicious.
10:40Leave me alone,
10:41Tunichgut.
10:42Another absolute
10:43hit in the water.
10:44I can't get it
10:45into the caliph's
10:46nostrils.
10:47Good,
10:48good,
10:49good,
10:50good,
10:51good,
10:52good,
10:53good,
10:54good,
10:55good,
10:56good,
10:57good,
10:58a fish?
10:59It's crystal clear
11:00when this desert
11:01rains once in ten
11:02years.
11:03Do you know
11:04our date for today?
11:05The tenth
11:06year-stage
11:07since the last
11:08rain.
11:09did I tell you?
11:10Picknicks
11:11are always
11:12better after
11:13a rain.
11:14Oh shush.
11:17Shut up,
11:18Hick.
11:19Oh shush.
11:20Good evening,
11:21ladies and
11:22gentlemen.
11:23It's me.
11:24So, except for the skin through nests like you were, you had to get yourself a flu.
11:29One more word of instruction and I will let you fail or I'll let you swallow this thing, this thermomail tip.
11:45Oh, if I were a caliph instead of the caliph, how would I do it?
11:50Aha! If I had a vegetable mixer like this, I would just puree it like this and like this.
11:56Or if I had a mortar, I would crush it to dust.
11:59No, no, much better! A steam hammer.
12:01If I had a steam hammer, I would put the caliph underneath and...
12:05Sir! Sir! I have to show you something.
12:08What do you have to show me?
12:10What are you up to, my loyal slave? Don't you want to tell me? A vegetable mixer?
12:14No, sir, no.
12:16A mortar? I think it has to be a mortar.
12:18No, sir, really not. It's something better, much better.
12:21It's a steam hammer, yes?
12:23Just look here, sir.
12:26What? That's supposed to be your steam hammer? Are you going to put me on my arm?
12:29I beg you, look at your steam hammer!
12:34Oh, my lords, you look at me with pleasure, for it is a great honor to welcome you in my palace.
12:40Hey, tell me, is your buddy crazy? You are all obviously crazy here.
12:46Oh, it's quite strange how strangely the caliph expresses himself today.
12:50Oh, you know, that's not the caliph at all.
12:53Not the caliph?
12:54No, I found him at the port.
12:58I am Aristides Dunlopinus, a merchant.
13:00My ship has entered this port. I was dragged here against my will.
13:04So you think he looks very similar to him?
13:07You fell for it yourself, sir.
13:09Let me go immediately before my business partner worries about me.
13:13But he has a blue eye.
13:15You know, I had to persuade him first to come here with me.
13:18Say, do you even listen when I talk? My consul! I want to connect with my consul!
13:22Have you ever seen our caliph Harun al-Pusa?
13:24No, and I don't even want to see him, your caliph!
13:27Come with me!
13:31Can't you maybe go a little slower?
13:34Stop! Here!
13:37Look through this keyhole.
13:40What's so special about it?
13:43I only see a fat, ugly man. Not very intelligent, I would say.
13:47But exactly! And you're about to hit him!
13:50Mind your words!
13:55I will not be insulted.
13:58Oh, look at that! I didn't even know that blue eyes are contagious.
14:02I could have you riddled with arrows or even let you dive, but you're very lucky. I need you.
14:06You need me?
14:07Yes, you will take the place of the caliph.
14:10But the caliph never gets up from his bed.
14:13I'll figure something out. And as soon as you've taken his place, you'll be at my mercy again.
14:20And finally I will be caliph instead of the caliph!
14:23What? That's treason! I have to reject that! It's shameful, despicable, disgusting and goes against my principles!
14:30I'll pay you for it!
14:32Agreed! When should I start?
14:34Make the resemblance complete!
14:36Madness! Not even the mother of the caliph could keep her apart.
14:39Only the same tone is missing.
14:41The thing, however, has another catch.
14:43His blue eye.
14:47I told myself that too. You can read minds.
14:51You are quite unfrozen!
14:53Don't do well! Go and get a schnitzel for his eye and bring one for my eye, too.
14:57Yes, sir!
14:58Schnitzel? When is it eaten here?
15:00You have to pay me properly if I should play the role.
15:04Oh, don't promise too much of it. You'll make me pay dearly with the food.
15:08Fortunately, it won't last too long.
15:11How about playing cards afterwards?
15:13For example, I'm hardly beaten at 66.
15:19Excellent! The blue eye is gone.
15:21One luck is enough for me. I'm bored here.
15:24If no one wants to play with me at 66 and my partner is probably worried by now.
15:29All right, wait for me. I'll go and look for the caliph.
15:32Meanwhile, you sneak into his chambers.
15:34Now it works! Now it works!
15:37I think it would be good for me to stand my ground a little.
15:42After all, I don't want to admit it.
15:53You should be a little more careful, Isnogut.
15:56I was just about to leave when you stepped in here.
15:59Oh, almighty ruler of the believers, could you ever forgive me?
16:03I would deserve to be praised.
16:05Oh, don't exaggerate, Isnogut.
16:07A blue eye isn't a world end right now, is it?
16:10What? A blue eye?
16:12No one is allowed to see that, dogs!
16:14The ruler of the believers has a blue eye!
16:16What? The caliph has a blue eye?
16:18A blue eye? Who? The caliph?
16:20A schnitzel for the eye of the caliph! Quick!
16:24Too late! Everyone has seen it!
16:26A schnitzel for the eye of the ruler of the believers!
16:29So you're missing another blue eye, the left one, right?
16:33What? I'm missing another blue eye?
16:35I don't quite understand, but please, you are the lord.
16:38Come on, the two of us have something to do with each other.
16:41Shall we play together, 66? Great, I like to play 66.
16:47Good, he's done it.
16:49He didn't want to know, sir.
16:54Oh, we have to wait.
16:56The caliph doesn't want to see anyone until he's healed.
16:59Terrible waiting!
17:01Sir, what should I do? We don't have any schnitzel left.
17:04Speaking of schnitzel, when will we eat?
17:06I also like to take a chicken.
17:08Is there really no one here who wants to play 66 with me?
17:11I hope the eye of the caliph heals soon.
17:14Meanwhile, this guy is still ruining me.
17:19Not another bowl!
17:23There!
17:34Are you never going to stop eating?
17:37Come in!
17:38The caliph has been healed and now he wishes to talk to you, sir.
17:42You there! Bring that back to the kitchen!
17:48Oh my goodness, you are good!
17:50Yes, you are. Come in.
17:54Oh, you grew a beard!
17:57As you can see. As long as my eye was not in order, I grew it.
18:00You know, I can't be without work. That's just the way it is.
18:05Oh, a beard! A beard!
18:12Hey, you! Grow a beard! Right now!
18:15Can't you do that faster? Can't you make an effort?
18:20Do it already! Hurry up!
18:30That's too slow! Way too slow!
18:32It's boring! I miss my partner very much! I could teach you 66!
18:36Oh, leave me alone with your 66 and take care of your beard! Let it grow!
18:40Do it already!
18:45Great! Excellent! I congratulate you! It's perfect!
18:48Good. Get ready. I'm going to get the caliph.
18:56No! You shaved your beard!
18:59Yes, because I thought it would be a pleasure for you, my good Isnogut,
19:03because it seemed to me that you didn't like it.
19:09Shave this ridiculous, stupid beard off for me!
19:12Oh, you don't know what you want either.
19:14It's true, I've had enough now.
19:16There's not even someone here with whom I can play 66.
19:19My partner...
19:20My partner! Good, it's time! Hurry up!
19:25Not any further! The door of the caliph is closed for everyone, Grand Vizier!
19:29A command of the mighty caliph!
19:31Let me through or I'll have you hanged on your own lance!
19:37Oh, no!
19:38Oh, yes, my good Isnogut. I caught the Masern.
19:43Red spots! Unbelievable!
19:45Full of red spots!
19:46I warn you, Grand Vizier! The treatment of the believers is very contagious!
19:52Can't you eat somewhere else?
19:55Oh, you know, I'm not risking anything at all.
19:58I've had the Masern since I was a child.
20:00To be honest, I've had enough of the doppelgänger who doesn't look like anyone.
20:04Good! I think we can finally go now.
20:07It's time! I'm bored!
20:09Nobody wants to play a game of 66 with me.
20:11My partner, I think he's already very worried.
20:14I can't hear your eternal whining!
20:16Clear the situation, Tunichkut!
20:17Good, I will.
20:20And?
20:21I saw the caliph. No blue eye.
20:24Very good!
20:25No beard, no red spots.
20:26Excellent! Now they are identical. We can go to work.
20:34Hide here!
20:37I'll get the caliph. And when he comes out, sneak into his room.
20:40I'd love to.
20:41Can I then go home afterwards? I'm bored in this palace where no one plays 66.
20:46Oh, what do you want, my good Isnogut?
20:49I'm coming to lead you to the fresh air.
20:58But fresh air is fresh! I'll get a scarf in my armpits.
21:02Oh, no, no! Please don't!
21:05Wait! Wait!
21:12Too late!
21:17They've been together for a quarter of an hour now.
21:20I can't hear anything. What should I do for him?
21:26Ah, it was a great pleasure to meet you. I love games.
21:30Also 66.
21:31But there's a high-stakeholder here.
21:33A high-stakeholder, my good Isnogut?
21:35What are you talking about, my good Isnogut?
21:37Don't disturb us any longer, my good Isnogut.
21:40We'll call you when we need you again, my good Isnogut.
21:43Go now!
21:45Oh! Instead of getting rid of one caliph, I now have two of his kind!
21:50Calm down, sir. You're being watched.
21:53Dunlopilos? Never heard of them.
21:55Ask one of the men over there. Maybe they can help you.
21:58Excuse me, gentlemen.
22:00Did you happen to see Aristides Dunlopilos?
22:03He's my partner. I've been looking for him for weeks.
22:06No!
22:07What's wrong with him?
22:08You must try to understand him, sir.
22:10It was probably a serious shock for him.
22:12He thought you were unique.
22:28This is Nogut.
22:30Isnogut
22:57Isnogut
23:00Isnogut
23:05Isnogut
23:06Go now!
23:09G-g-g-g-g-good Isnogut

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