Land of the keyboard immortal Ep 25 Multi Sub

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00:00Episode 08

00:11What do you mean?

00:16What? You want to turn me down?

00:18Bah! You're a second-class cultivator.

00:21Who gave you the courage to negotiate with us?

00:24Liang Jingru gave me the courage.

00:25Liang Jingru? Who is he?

00:28It's good that you haven't heard of him.

00:30I have people up there.

00:31Even if you have people up there,

00:32it's not good for you to be the Lord of Chu Palace.

00:34Come on,

00:35let me crush this talkative guy's appetite.

00:39Brother Fu, stop!

00:45Where did this little beauty come from?

00:47Master San,

00:48our banquet today is not shallow.

00:52My father is the Jiedeng Tu of Mingyue City.

00:54Let him go.

00:55Master San,

00:56we won't tell anyone about what happened today.

00:58You're just a doctor.

00:59Who are you trying to scare?

01:01Guys,

01:02catch him.

01:03Whoever catches him

01:04will be promoted.

01:13My friends up there,

01:14look at me.

01:18I know I won't live long today.

01:21Please let me fulfill my last wish.

01:25What is your wish?

01:26Actually, my wish is

01:28to be a magician.

01:31Please let me complete my last performance.

01:33I need an audience.

01:35This beautiful girl.

01:38Thank you, everyone.

01:42Brother Lu,

01:43what are you doing?

01:45Just stay close to me for a while.

01:48Everyone,

01:49stand closer to me.

01:51The ultimate glory of magic

01:52is that it doesn't get in the way of face-to-face.

01:54If you stand too far away,

01:55how can you see it clearly?

01:57Little pervert,

01:58act well.

02:00If you get in the way,

02:01you will die.

02:08Look at my unique skill.

02:10Happy Water of Debt.

02:16This is your Happy Water of Debt.

02:25What?

02:29You just called me a useless pervert.

02:33We didn't know Mount Tai well.

02:35Please forgive us.

02:37We will remember this favor.

02:41There is also Mount Tai in your world?

02:44Okay.

02:45For the sake of Mount Tai,

02:47I will give you a chance.

02:48If you can answer my question correctly,

02:50I will let you go.

02:52No.

02:53They are bandits.

02:55Did you catch them?

02:56Do you have the right to speak?

03:00You go first.

03:01What musical instrument do you know?

03:02I...

03:03I don't know any musical instrument.

03:05You don't even know musical instrument.

03:06What's the use of living in this world?

03:12I...

03:13I can blow a whistle.

03:16Who told you to shoot?

03:18Brother Lu,

03:19isn't this too cruel?

03:22Xiaoxi,

03:23there is a saying that

03:24being kind to the enemy means being cruel to yourself.

03:27You will understand it in the future.

03:30Kill me if you want.

03:31We are all bandits.

03:32There is no one who knows musical instrument in the whole mountain village.

03:36I see.

03:37Then I will give you a common sense question.

03:41Am I handsome?

03:42Yes.

03:44You are the most handsome man in the whole Mingyue City.

03:46No.

03:47You are the most handsome man in the world.

03:49Even Mrs. Yu in the village

03:50will be surprised when she sees your face.

03:53You are still young.

03:55Women are really the most annoying.

03:57Hearing others say that they are old.

03:59Are you satisfied with my answer?

04:04You know too much.

04:10Brother,

04:11you have to press the curse.

04:13How about it?

04:14Are you satisfied?

04:16Today, all the horizontal trees are dead.

04:18Why should I press the curse?

04:19Kill me if you want.

04:21My brothers in Black Wind Village

04:23will revenge for me.

04:25You are too kind.

04:26You take good care of me.

04:28I leave you a simple and correct question.

04:31As long as you answer it right,

04:33I will let you go.

04:34Really?

04:35Yes.

04:36This question is absolutely correct.

04:38If you don't accept it,

04:40I can tell you the correct answer.

04:41I promise you will be convinced.

04:44OK.

04:45Go ahead.

04:46Three hundred grams of lychee per day.

04:49What is the next sentence?

04:52I don't believe you can accept

04:54the ancient poetry of our world.

04:57I know.

04:58It's

04:59A man who makes a mistake will be punished.

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