JoJo Siwa has entered her bad girl era, and we are here for it! The "Karma" singer joins us for our new series, “If It Were Me,” where she takes on hypothetical situations that are *definitely* not based on anything or anyone in reality . Watch as JoJo expresses her desire to take Gypsy Rose Blanchard to Disneyland and explains what she’d do if her partner didn’t want to name their kids Freddie, Eddie & Teddie (hint: no one comes between JoJo and her nuggets!). From discussing what she’d do if her partner cheated with her best friend to admitting her fantasy of objecting at a wedding, JoJo dishes on how she'd take matters into her own hands.
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Stream JoJo's new EP "Guilty Pleasure" here: https://www.jojosiwa.com/
#JoJoSiwa #IfItWereMe #Cosmopolitan #GuiltyPleasure
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00:00Karma's a bitch featuring Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
00:03That's funny.
00:04Hey Cosmo, I'm JoJo Siwa and today I'm gonna be going through
00:08some famous scenarios and letting you know how I would handle them.
00:11This is If It Were Me.
00:15I feel like I'm in the hot seat right now.
00:17The first set of scenarios are all based on pop culture.
00:20In season two of Grey's Anatomy,
00:22Meredith Grey famously begs Derek Shepard to...
00:25Pick me.
00:27Choose me.
00:29Love me.
00:31If you were friends with Meredith, what would you tell her?
00:33I would tell Meredith to just follow her heart
00:35and feel exactly how she's feeling and...
00:37If she has the balls to say that to him,
00:40girl, if you can get McDreamy, do it.
00:42Do you have an opinion or take on pick me girls?
00:45I don't like when people do things for attention.
00:49Alright, get out of here Meredith Grey.
00:51Okey dokey.
00:52Your hero Elton John once called Madonna's theme song for
00:55Die Another Day the worst Bond tune ever.
00:58How would you react if Elton called Karma the worst tune ever?
01:01I'd be like, well, you and 15 other people get in line, bro.
01:05If Elton even heard Karma, I'd be honored.
01:08I don't give a shit if he likes it or not.
01:10If he heard it, I would be like, that's the coolest thing ever.
01:12During season four of The Kardashians,
01:14Kourtney and Kim got into a brawl because Kim allegedly used
01:17Kourtney's wedding as a business opportunity.
01:20What would you do if a family used your wedding
01:22as a way to make some cash?
01:23I'd applaud them.
01:25I would be like, way to go.
01:27Like, literally if my brother was like, yo, I got a brand deal
01:30with Canon to come film your wedding on a Canon camera.
01:34I'd be like, yeah, you did.
01:35Do they want to sponsor the whole wedding?
01:37Like, yeah, if he could make some money,
01:39anyone could make some money off my wedding.
01:41Count me in. How can I make some money off of this?
01:44Look at me, not toxic.
01:45Yeah, speaking of toxic, you were in Special Forces
01:49with Tom Sandoval and famously carried him on your back.
01:51Hypothetically speaking, if you found out your partner
01:53of nine years was cheating on you with one of your best friends,
01:56what would you do? Jesus Christ, we got right into it there.
01:59I get it, if I was Ariana in the Sandoval situation,
02:02I want whoever I'm with to be happiest.
02:04And if they are cheating on me, it's not necessarily that
02:07I'm not making them happy, but it is they are not happy.
02:10But for me and myself personally, if somebody was cheating
02:14with my best friend, I'd be like, f*** you.
02:17But like, go do your thing.
02:18Like, I don't need bad blood with you.
02:21I'm hurt, but like, I'll be fine. Don't you really sweat it?
02:24My best friend, however, I would be, that would hurt me more.
02:28I'm thinking if my best friend was in the situation,
02:30I would be like, you sassy c***.
02:33I'd be like, that's not OK.
02:35When Gypsy Rose Blanchard got released from prison in December,
02:38the first thing she posted to Instagram was a selfie in her hotel room.
02:41If you were fresh out the slammer, what would your first post be?
02:50My first post would be my mugshot.
02:52If she wanted to do music, would you ever collaborate with her?
02:56No, but I would take her to Disneyland.
02:59I would have never f***ed her around.
03:02Yeah, we know it.
03:03If I could take Gypsy's Disney virginity,
03:05that would be the most me thing ever.
03:07Oh, I would love that.
03:08We need a line to Gypsy Rose.
03:10Karma's a b***h featuring Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
03:14OK, maybe I would do something with her musically because that's funny.
03:18These next scenarios are hypothetical
03:20and they are definitely not based on anything, anyone,
03:23no real situations.
03:26Your dance coach preaches theater etiquette,
03:29but you catch her texting during nationals.
03:31What would you do?
03:33Exactly what Tammy did.
03:35Exactly what she did.
03:36I would go up to her and, you preach theater etiquette,
03:39put your phone away.
03:40You preach theater etiquette to my kids, put your phone away.
03:44But I would probably be a little bit sassier.
03:46I'd probably go up to her and I'd be like, theater etiquette, eh?
03:50We texted.
03:51Or I'd just snoop on the phone.
03:53I'm such a snooper.
03:54I am so nosy, I just wanna know what everyone's gossiping about.
03:57I don't care, I'm just nosy.
04:00Oh my God.
04:02You find out your mom is engaged to someone you used to hook up with.
04:06What would you do?
04:09Oh my God, I'm thinking if my mom was engaged to one of my exes.
04:13Oh my...
04:14OK, OK.
04:17Luckily, I'm never gonna have to be in this situation
04:18because A, my mom hates my exes,
04:21and B, my mom is very straight and still married to my dad.
04:23But...
04:25If my friend came to me and said this,
04:27oh my God, I'd trash the wedding.
04:29Like, come raid it.
04:30But like, funny raid, but like, just ruin it.
04:33Or I would get to live my freaking fantasy of, I object.
04:38For sure.
04:39For sure.
04:42You just started dating someone
04:44and everything has been going great until you came across old tweets
04:47where they were completely shading you.
04:48How would you confront them?
04:49Honestly, I have been in a situation kind of similar to this,
04:53except for it wasn't shady tweets, it was shady texts.
04:56First, I would ask them, I would say, what is this?
04:58And they would try to explain.
05:01And I would just say, I'm really affected by this
05:05and I just can't, I can't have a future with you
05:08and so I don't wanna waste your time right now.
05:10We won't be happy together
05:11because this will always be in the back of my mind.
05:14You got in a relationship with someone more famous than you
05:16and they ask you to sign an NDA, what do you do?
05:19Sign it.
05:20Easy, 100%.
05:22Wouldn't even question it, honestly.
05:23I need to be better about having people sign NDAs.
05:27Oh.
05:29Easiest one ever.
05:30You and your wife are ready to have children,
05:31but she confesses that she hates the baby names you've picked out for them.
05:34Freddie, Eddie and Teddy, how would you respond?
05:35I would break up with her.
05:38Divorce.
05:39And that is something that I talk about very early on with partners.
05:42I'm like, just so you know, there are three children,
05:45their names are Freddie, Eddie and Teddy.
05:46I will have as many more as you want, however many more,
05:49but fet is coming and they will be here in three years,
05:53whether you like it or not.
05:54Those are my nuggets and no one comes before my nuggets.
05:57This is a fun story, you know, no one's ever heard of this one before.
06:00Because I'm gay as shit and I have to plan a pregnancy
06:04much different than a straight person,
06:06I actually want to take three eggs,
06:09fertilize three eggs and have three surrogates.
06:11So, technically they'll all be the same batch,
06:16but they would all be born separately.
06:17I'm gonna have my surrogates, my babies.
06:21Then maybe little birthdays will land on different days
06:23and they can be like triplets, but like not.
06:26You find out one of your closest friends
06:28has been leaking stories about you to TMZ,
06:30how do you get back at them?
06:32Ugh!
06:34F*** with them.
06:35You f*** with them, you f*** with them hard.
06:37You give them some fake things and you feed them some information
06:41and then you make them look like an idiot.
06:42Not that I've done it before.
06:44On a very, very small scale, this has happened.
06:47Me and my best friend were like,
06:48screw you for spreading information,
06:50let's get back at you and get you to spread some false stuff.
06:54Thank you guys so much for watching,
06:56that was If It Were Me, I had a blast.
06:59Check out my new EP, Guilty Pleasure,
07:01we got some bomb songs on there.
07:03I love y'all.
07:04Deuces.
07:10Deuces.