Extracurricular activities comedy mystery thriller movie
After school, a savvy high-school student kills the overbearing parents for his fellow peers. However, he struggles to keep his business afloat when a police detective begins to investigate the murders.
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00:00:00Your mother and I have dinner reservations, so you kids are on your own tonight.
00:00:07Fine.
00:00:08We'll just order pizza or something.
00:00:09So what's this restaurant you're taking us to out in the middle of nowhere?
00:00:14New Belgian Fusion.
00:00:15No, no pizza, honey.
00:00:16That is just full of fat and carbs.
00:00:20You know what?
00:00:21There is a quinoa broccoli casserole in the fridge.
00:00:22Of course there is.
00:00:24This hidden gem boasts magnificent views that are worth the drive.
00:00:28And the food?
00:00:29I'm getting there.
00:00:30Hey, Becky.
00:00:31Listen to your mother.
00:00:32That's a healthier choice.
00:00:33We'll be home later tonight.
00:00:35Whatever.
00:00:36You know that fat ass just called Domino's right now?
00:00:41You're absolutely right.
00:00:42Serving a menu of farm-to-table Belgian fare that artfully surprises and tickles the senses.
00:00:48Jesus, she's morbidly obese and stupid.
00:00:50I'm gonna be stuck with her forever.
00:00:52And don't even get me started on Mr. Fancy Pants.
00:00:54Do you know I caught him using my fucking eyeliner again?
00:00:58It's a culinary experience for the ages.
00:01:02Can we not talk about the kids right now?
00:01:04We have the whole evening to ourselves.
00:01:06You're right.
00:01:07A night free from ungrateful, underachieving teenagers.
00:01:12We'll just pretend they're dead.
00:01:17That would be amazing.
00:01:20How many stars?
00:01:22Five stars.
00:01:23Cross the board.
00:01:27Five stars.
00:01:37Oh my God.
00:01:40There's a body bag.
00:01:55You don't need me for this.
00:01:56It's a car accident.
00:01:57Chief asked for you specifically.
00:01:58And she also said that when you complain, to tell you that you're not too good to do regular police work.
00:02:04Shit.
00:02:05Now what do we got?
00:02:08Oh, shit.
00:02:09I know. What an asshole, right?
00:02:10No, I know the plate.
00:02:11Call it in.
00:02:13It's Dan Wallace.
00:02:14His kids go to school with my son.
00:02:15It's probably his wife, too.
00:02:18I'm sorry, Cliff.
00:02:19It's Detective.
00:02:20No, listen.
00:02:21Get the department shrink to meet me at the station in an hour.
00:02:23And get an official from Washington High on the phone.
00:02:25I gotta get grandparent or guardian information on those kids.
00:02:32Now, Sam.
00:02:41Funeral arrangements are being set for Tuesday.
00:02:44Don't be afraid to talk to your friends about their loss.
00:02:47Sometimes all they're looking for is someone to listen.
00:02:52Yes, Reagan.
00:02:58I just wanted to remind everyone that donations for the Ben and Becky Wallace Fund are not being accepted.
00:03:03You can donate it in the school office, or we've also set up a website, helpbenandbeckywallace.com.
00:03:09What the hell do they need money for?
00:03:10Didn't their parents drive like an $80,000 SUV?
00:03:13Yeah, they're like super rich.
00:03:15Hey!
00:03:16Would you guys shut up?
00:03:17Reagan's talking.
00:03:18I'm just saying they're already rich.
00:03:20What's going on there?
00:03:22Reagan deserves our undivided attention.
00:03:25Thank you, Miss P.
00:03:27I just want everyone to think about Ben and Becky.
00:03:30Every donation counts.
00:03:33No matter how small.
00:03:36Thank you all for coming today.
00:03:39I know they would have appreciated it.
00:03:42I know they would have appreciated it.
00:03:46What can I say about our parents?
00:03:50They were the warmest, most caring, supportive people.
00:03:58They loved to travel.
00:04:00Whale watching in Aruba.
00:04:03Gallery hopping in Paris.
00:04:05Wine tasting in Sonoma.
00:04:07Of course, usually they would go by themselves, but they'd always come back.
00:04:17Just not this time.
00:04:27I am so sorry for your loss.
00:04:29Thank you, Mr. Dawkins.
00:04:30I didn't know your parents well, but I like them.
00:04:33I wanted to say thank you for the edible arrangements.
00:04:36It's no problem. It's my pleasure.
00:04:38Thank you so much for coming.
00:04:41We really just...
00:04:43Oh, um...
00:04:47Okay.
00:04:52Okay.
00:04:53Okay.
00:04:54Sorry.
00:04:56All right.
00:04:57Okay.
00:04:58Okay.
00:04:59All right.
00:05:00All right. Okay.
00:05:01Okay.
00:05:03Be well.
00:05:08All together, okay?
00:05:29Oh, shit!
00:05:31Get the...
00:05:32Your fucking food!
00:05:33Your fucking food!
00:05:34Oh, you little shit!
00:05:35Get the fuck off me!
00:05:36Fucking bird!
00:05:37Come on!
00:05:38So, Briggs, that's this new paralegal?
00:05:39Dude, I stood behind her in the elevator.
00:05:41You have got to see the turd cutter on this chick.
00:05:43Oh, my God, it's a...
00:05:44It's okay. We're talking about Mommy.
00:05:46So, anyway...
00:05:47No!
00:05:48Yeah, dude, it's...
00:05:49No!
00:05:50No!
00:05:51No!
00:05:52No!
00:05:53No!
00:05:54No!
00:05:55No!
00:05:56No!
00:05:57No!
00:05:58No!
00:05:59Can't do it. It's...
00:06:00Go!
00:06:01Damn it, Kayleigh!
00:06:02Go to hell!
00:06:03Again, Briggs?
00:06:04I've got to call you back.
00:06:05They have telethons for kids that don't spill as much as you.
00:06:07Oh, that's it.
00:06:08Cry.
00:06:09Yeah, cry.
00:06:10Just like Mommy.
00:06:11Yeah.
00:06:20Great meal, honey.
00:06:21Thank you.
00:06:22Honey, how are those Wallace kids doing,
00:06:25you know, the ones who lost their parents?
00:06:27Um, they're hanging in there.
00:06:30Ben actually just turned 18 a couple of days ago,
00:06:31so I think he's going to petition
00:06:33to become Becky's legal guardian.
00:06:36Wow.
00:06:37It's a big responsibility.
00:06:39Won't that affect his college options?
00:06:40I guess they're just seeing how everything goes day by day.
00:06:43Hmm.
00:06:43Hmm.
00:06:45Um, if it's OK with you guys, I was thinking
00:06:48about maybe going out tonight.
00:06:51Tom Molnick is having a party.
00:06:54A party?
00:06:55Will there be girls?
00:06:57Yes, Mom, there will be girls.
00:07:00Tom Molnick?
00:07:01I've never heard you mention him before.
00:07:03No, he's just a friend from school.
00:07:05I tutor him sometimes.
00:07:06Oh.
00:07:07Will there be alcohol?
00:07:10Probably.
00:07:11But you know my philosophy with that.
00:07:14When have I ever let you down?
00:07:16Never.
00:07:17Nope.
00:07:17Go. Have fun.
00:07:18Yeah.
00:07:19Have a good time.
00:07:20Huh?
00:07:21Go.
00:07:21See you guys later.
00:07:22OK.
00:07:24Will there be girls?
00:07:29A party with drinking and girls.
00:07:31It's nice to see him acting his age.
00:07:32All right.
00:07:33Come on.
00:07:34Go, go, go.
00:07:35Go, go, go.
00:07:36Go, go, go.
00:07:37Up, up, up, up.
00:07:39Yeah.
00:07:41Come on.
00:07:44Show me the money.
00:07:46Show me the money.
00:07:48Come on.
00:07:49Come on.
00:07:50Woo!
00:07:53Mmm.
00:07:55-♪♪♪
00:08:01Oh, shit. Okay, here, give me that.
00:08:03Hurry up, hurry up.
00:08:05-♪♪♪
00:08:07-♪♪♪
00:08:15You got to breathe sometime, homebred.
00:08:19-♪♪♪
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00:08:23Sweet shit.
00:08:25May I have a toke?
00:08:27Who are you, man?
00:08:29Well, I'm cool. This is my party.
00:08:31Okay.
00:08:33Yeah, man, get after it.
00:08:35-♪♪♪
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00:08:43You all right there?
00:08:45Bitchin' weed.
00:08:47Catch you later, dude.
00:08:49-♪♪♪
00:08:51-♪♪♪
00:08:53Oh, shit, look at this skinny one.
00:08:55Oh, yeah.
00:08:57-♪♪♪
00:08:59-♪♪♪
00:09:02Guess we figured out which one is my dad.
00:09:05Unless you planned on inviting the world's oldest high school student.
00:09:08-♪♪♪
00:09:10He wishes.
00:09:12Hey, Tom, nice party.
00:09:14Hey, Mary Alice.
00:09:17We ran out of ice.
00:09:19We can't party without any ice.
00:09:21I'm in the garage, Dad.
00:09:23Tommy, step to it. We got to keep this party going.
00:09:25Hey, girl, um, you want to dance?
00:09:28No, thanks.
00:09:30I like your personality.
00:09:34What a jerk-off.
00:09:36He had some pretty sweet moves, though.
00:09:38Surprised to see you here.
00:09:40Oh, yeah? Why's that?
00:09:42You just don't strike me as the high school kegger type.
00:09:45You know, I'm just expanding my horizons.
00:09:48Expand them more and dance with me.
00:09:51Thanks.
00:09:53But I'm not much of a dancer.
00:09:55Well, lucky for you, I am.
00:09:57Sure.
00:09:59But you're still my first choice.
00:10:01-♪♪♪♪
00:10:03-♪♪♪♪
00:10:05-♪♪♪♪
00:10:07-♪♪♪♪
00:10:09-♪♪♪♪
00:10:11-♪♪♪♪
00:10:13-♪♪♪♪
00:10:15I know it's not really your thing.
00:10:17I actually saw some cool stuff.
00:10:19Whoa! Dad, where are you going?
00:10:22Hot tub.
00:10:24Actually, yeah, that's a great idea.
00:10:26Dude, what the fuck?
00:10:28Just let him be.
00:10:30-♪♪♪♪
00:10:32-♪♪♪♪
00:10:34-♪♪♪♪
00:10:36Hey.
00:10:39Back off, fuck puppet.
00:10:41Whoa, whoa, bro.
00:10:43Yeah, we're all in full in here.
00:10:45My tub, my rules.
00:10:47Now let him in.
00:10:49Fucking bitch.
00:10:51Hanging out with my dudes.
00:10:53I'm hungry for a hot dog.
00:10:55Guess who I am.
00:10:57Guess who I am!
00:10:59Edward Fortyhead!
00:11:01-♪♪♪♪♪
00:11:03-♪♪♪♪♪
00:11:07What the fuck? Get out of here!
00:11:09-♪♪♪♪♪
00:11:11-♪♪♪♪♪
00:11:13So sensitive.
00:11:15See you, man.
00:11:17Eh.
00:11:19Next one's gonna be even crazier.
00:11:37-♪♪♪
00:12:07-♪♪♪
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00:12:13-♪♪♪
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00:12:25It looks like it was a pretty rad party.
00:12:27Man, back when I was in high school...
00:12:29You do realize that somebody died, right, Sam?
00:12:31Just...
00:12:33Where did you get those?
00:12:35Over there.
00:12:37Those could be evidence.
00:12:39Just go do something useful.
00:12:41Check the hot tub.
00:12:57I'm so sorry, Tom.
00:12:59Do you have any relatives that we can contact?
00:13:01My grandma.
00:13:03Could you let me call her, please?
00:13:05It's...
00:13:07Oh, God.
00:13:09She might kill her.
00:13:11Yeah, of course, whatever you need.
00:13:13Uh, hey, Cliff, I found this in the hot tub.
00:13:15Did you want me to bag it?
00:13:17Yeah, I probably drank that when I left to take my friend home.
00:13:19He's not supposed to.
00:13:21He's on medication.
00:13:23Oh, what type of medication?
00:13:25Hyd...
00:13:27Hydrochlorothiazide.
00:13:29He has UTIs.
00:13:31UCIs, yeah.
00:13:33Alcohol diuretics in a hot tub.
00:13:35That's killed more people than you'd believe.
00:13:37So you did want me to bag this?
00:13:39No.
00:13:41It's hot water and chlorine, Sam.
00:13:43It's not gonna be anything but clean.
00:13:45Oh.
00:13:47Just put it down. Please go do something else.
00:13:53I'm sorry.
00:13:55He's just...
00:13:57He's a fucking idiot.
00:14:03Next.
00:14:07Hey, so?
00:14:09It's okay, it's fine.
00:14:11Are they gonna tell our parents?
00:14:13Relax, they just want to know what happened to Tom's dad.
00:14:15My tub, my rules.
00:14:17Now let them in!
00:14:19We tried our best to contain it,
00:14:21but most of the videos have gone viral.
00:14:23Oh!
00:14:25Okay, I think we've seen enough.
00:14:27Well, it didn't come from me.
00:14:29I don't even own a cell phone.
00:14:31Really? I've never heard of a high school kid
00:14:33that doesn't own a cell phone.
00:14:35Refreshing is what it is.
00:14:37But frankly, Reagan, I'm surprised
00:14:39you'd even be at a party like this.
00:14:41Mrs. Reed, you can go to a party
00:14:43without drinking or doing drugs.
00:14:45Isn't that what you've drilled us on for years now?
00:14:47I mean, give me a break.
00:14:49I'm sorry.
00:14:51That was disrespectful.
00:14:53It's all right, Reagan, we understand.
00:14:55It's been very stressful for everyone.
00:14:57Detective.
00:14:59Hi, Reagan.
00:15:01My name is Detective Dawkins.
00:15:03Nice to meet you.
00:15:05This is Officer Pickett.
00:15:07I have seen you somewhere before, haven't I?
00:15:09Yes, sir, at the Wallace funeral.
00:15:11Ben and Becky told me how much of a big help you were.
00:15:13Oh.
00:15:15Well, the friends of yours?
00:15:17Well, actually,
00:15:19Reagan almost single-handedly
00:15:21put together the student support effort for them.
00:15:23Well, I appreciate that.
00:15:25All this must be hard on you, too,
00:15:27with three friends losing their parents
00:15:29so close together.
00:15:31I just want to help out any way I can.
00:15:33Sixty percent?
00:15:35As agreed.
00:15:37You want one?
00:15:39No.
00:15:41So I'm taking most of my commission out in cash.
00:15:43The rest I'll collect from the insurance payouts.
00:15:45And the online account?
00:15:47You've been emptying it daily, right?
00:15:49Just like you said.
00:15:51Great. What about the envelope that I told you not to open
00:15:53until we're done?
00:15:55Yeah, hold on.
00:15:59When, house party,
00:16:01where, hot tub, how, hydrochlorothiazide,
00:16:03NF40.
00:16:05Unbelievable.
00:16:07What do I do with this?
00:16:09Wow.
00:16:11You're good at this.
00:16:13Some people choose to work at Yogurt City, Tom.
00:16:15I choose not to.
00:16:17It's kind of a big difference, though.
00:16:19What got you into...
00:16:21I mean, like, how did you decide?
00:16:23There are 2,000 students at our school,
00:16:25which translates to 4,000 parents,
00:16:27give or take a few.
00:16:29Statistically, there will always be
00:16:31a few unredeemable shitheads.
00:16:33I mean, I don't know about you,
00:16:35but I'm sure there are a few
00:16:37There will always be a few unredeemable shitheads in there.
00:16:39So you're just, um...
00:16:41Trying to make the world a better place.
00:16:43Right.
00:16:45Way better.
00:16:53Wow, you could really be screwed.
00:16:55Of course there's always junior college.
00:16:57I don't want junior college. I want UCSB,
00:16:59and now I've got Heather's fake-ass D-cup
00:17:01standing in my way.
00:17:03I guess I'll just have to figure something out.
00:17:05Mmm, that's good.
00:17:09Cue the male cameltoe.
00:17:11Bite me, Alki. Time to get our cheer on.
00:17:13Shouldn't you be, like, in mourning or something?
00:17:15Mm. Life's for the living.
00:17:17Plus, I like to think my parents are watching from above,
00:17:19because that's my better angle.
00:17:21And I'm sure they're still quite ashamed.
00:17:23Thanks for the sympathy. Now let's get our cheer on.
00:17:25Team won't win without us.
00:17:27Yeah, and they're not gonna win with us either.
00:17:31Okay, come on, Sandy!
00:17:33Take it to the hole!
00:17:35Penny, use that lazy ass to block out.
00:17:37But you tried to be supportive.
00:17:39What, just too sensitive for a little criticism?
00:17:41He's doing his best.
00:17:43Come on. Penny, you had a man
00:17:45opening the paint.
00:17:47All Alki wants to do is shoot threes.
00:17:49He doesn't want to pass. He doesn't want to block out.
00:17:51I'm watching this game team tonight, whether he wants to or not.
00:17:53Whoo!
00:18:03Yeah, all right.
00:18:05All right.
00:18:07These girls look cute.
00:18:09At least they want to get out there and shake it.
00:18:11Yeah, at least somebody in this gym knows what the hell they're doing.
00:18:13Okay.
00:18:15Cliff!
00:18:17I'm gonna show this to Kenny.
00:18:19Show him what talent in practice does.
00:18:21Yeah, well, if it's the only thing you've actually focused on...
00:18:25Whoo-hoo!
00:18:27Yeah, girls!
00:18:29Whoo-hoo!
00:18:33Whoo-hoo!
00:18:39Basketball? Seriously?
00:18:41Just watch the game, Sydney.
00:18:43Follow the ball, and cheer what I do.
00:18:53So tell me about your parents.
00:18:55Hobbies, activities, clubs?
00:18:59Three-pointer! Yes!
00:19:01Activities.
00:19:03You mean like their all-encompassing back-to-nature lifestyle?
00:19:05Well, maybe.
00:19:07Tell me about it.
00:19:09It's making my life unlivable.
00:19:11Dinner's ready!
00:19:13Who's up for vegan tacos?
00:19:15Oh, my God, you guys are so disgusting!
00:19:17Relax, Syd.
00:19:19The human body is a beautiful thing.
00:19:21No, no, it's not.
00:19:23What's wrong, honey? Aren't you hungry?
00:19:25No, and I'm pretty sure I'll never be hungry again.
00:19:27That's it?
00:19:29You asked for an example.
00:19:31I'm sorry, Sydney,
00:19:33that your parents are hippies,
00:19:35but if that's your only complaint...
00:19:37Oh, trust me.
00:19:39That's just the tip of the iceberg.
00:19:41This is Gary Vaughn and...
00:19:43Betty Vaughn.
00:19:45You are listening to Nature Matters,
00:19:47Northern California's
00:19:49leading podcast about foraging
00:19:51and things that are
00:19:53important to foragers.
00:19:55Yes, Gary, and this week,
00:19:57I thought it would be fun to give a few tips
00:19:59to those beginners out there who might be interested
00:20:01in sourcing their own food in the wild.
00:20:03That does sound like fun.
00:20:05Again, I don't see the big deal.
00:20:07Shut up. I'm getting there.
00:20:09So their last book sold like a billion copies, right?
00:20:11And what did those hypocrites spend it on?
00:20:13Private air travel.
00:20:15A huge new wing on the house.
00:20:17Two undocumented housekeepers
00:20:19who make $6 an hour.
00:20:21Clothes, watches, spa treatments,
00:20:23$400 haircuts, and not for them,
00:20:25by the way, for their fucking $5,000
00:20:27hypoallergenic dog.
00:20:29Plus, stocks in nine of the
00:20:31ten most environmentally destructive companies
00:20:33on the planet.
00:20:35Turns out our biggest threat
00:20:37isn't global warming or nuclear winter.
00:20:39It's my parents.
00:20:41Okay.
00:20:43I got it.
00:20:45You're familiar with my terms, right?
00:20:47Anything. I just want it over with.
00:20:49Okay.
00:20:51I'm on it.
00:20:53I'm on it.
00:20:55Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the game.
00:21:01Yeah!
00:21:23Staring off into the distance again?
00:21:27Did I ever tell you
00:21:29how sexy
00:21:31you look doing that?
00:21:33Can I?
00:21:35Wait.
00:21:37What?
00:21:39You started smoking again.
00:21:41And one little cigarette.
00:21:43Well, one little cigarette or the whole
00:21:45pack's still the same stink.
00:21:47Okay. I get it. I smoke.
00:21:49Sorry for pleading
00:21:51your delicate little
00:21:53smokery mouth.
00:21:57So, do you want to tell me what
00:21:59you're thinking about?
00:22:01That's a boy in Kenny's class.
00:22:03So while I'm trying to have sex with you,
00:22:05you're thinking about a boy in Kenny's class?
00:22:07No.
00:22:09His name's Reagan Collins, and he knew all the
00:22:11kids whose parents died.
00:22:13Yeah. It's a small-town cliff. A lot of people did.
00:22:15This kid's weird. He doesn't even have a cell phone.
00:22:17Lock him up.
00:22:19He doesn't have a cell phone.
00:22:21Well, he's 17 years old.
00:22:23Even that little handicapped girl who graduated
00:22:25last year, she had a cell phone, and she doesn't have any arms.
00:22:27Cliff.
00:22:29I don't know. Kid just pings my radar.
00:22:31Okay. That's all. Cliff.
00:22:33Listen to me.
00:22:35You were a good cop,
00:22:37but you don't have to try so hard.
00:22:39You had your moment in the sun
00:22:41with the Adderall bust.
00:22:43Accolades, your picture in the paper.
00:22:45Not every case has to be a home run.
00:22:47Yeah, you're right.
00:22:49That was some bust,
00:22:51though, wasn't it?
00:22:53I caught bangs
00:22:55you didn't even notice.
00:22:57Hmm.
00:22:59Hmm.
00:23:15Hey, pal. What's up?
00:23:17Just
00:23:19working on a paper.
00:23:21English?
00:23:23No. Biology. Fungus.
00:23:25Oh. I'm sure you'll find a way
00:23:27to make that interesting, too.
00:23:29I'll try my best.
00:23:31You always do.
00:23:33Proud of you, son.
00:23:35I know.
00:23:39In this map, it's telling us it's only four minutes.
00:23:41No, just, can you trust it?
00:23:43Yes, that's the plan.
00:23:45Have fun foraging.
00:23:47Bye-bye.
00:23:57Bye-bye.
00:24:27Hey.
00:24:49Hey.
00:24:51What's so funny?
00:24:53Get out of here!
00:24:55What the fuck?
00:24:57Are you serious?
00:24:59Come on. The man's dead.
00:25:01Show some respect.
00:25:03Break it up. Come on.
00:25:11Tragedy has once again struck the community
00:25:13of Washington Heights.
00:25:15Two well-known foraging experts,
00:25:17Gary and Betty Vaughn, were found dead
00:25:19inside their home today.
00:25:21Authorities believe it may have been a case of accidental poisoning.
00:25:23This
00:25:25is a death cat mushroom.
00:25:27It looks edible, but it's not.
00:25:29Here comes their daughter now.
00:25:31Sydney!
00:25:33Sydney, are you surprised your parents made
00:25:35such a careless and deadly mistake?
00:25:37Oh, I don't know. Why don't you suck my dick?
00:25:41Here come the bodies now.
00:25:47I just want to help out
00:25:49any way I can.
00:25:53Shit.
00:25:55A B-plus?
00:25:57You missed one. It happens.
00:25:59Whoops. Time for a nervous breakdown.
00:26:01Just to ease your mind,
00:26:03you still have an A in class.
00:26:05No. This should be an A.
00:26:07You made a mistake.
00:26:11I'm happy to discuss it after class.
00:26:23Once we add
00:26:25the solid to the liquid,
00:26:27we'll see combustion.
00:26:35And it's green.
00:26:37No chemical traces.
00:26:39Well, that is
00:26:41some advanced chemistry
00:26:43well beyond this class.
00:26:45All right. I'll change it to an A.
00:26:49A-plus.
00:26:51Thank you.
00:26:53So that's how you get such good grades.
00:26:55Just pointing out
00:26:57a mistake.
00:26:59Can I help you with something?
00:27:01Yeah, I was kind of hoping you could walk me home.
00:27:03I would, but...
00:27:05Fine. I'll walk you.
00:27:11You're different than people think.
00:27:13I am?
00:27:15Yeah, well, you seem like Reagan Collins,
00:27:17Mr. Serious Guy, all about science
00:27:19and studying and making the world a better place.
00:27:23But you think I'm not like that.
00:27:25Oh, you are, definitely.
00:27:27But I think there's another side to you that's fun.
00:27:29Maybe a little twisted,
00:27:31but fun.
00:27:33Twisted, but fun, huh?
00:27:35Are you denying it?
00:27:37No, not necessarily.
00:27:39Oh, this is me.
00:27:41I didn't invite you inside, but I do have a lot of homework to do.
00:27:43Yeah, I should get home.
00:27:45I can't wait to see what Food Network recipe Heather's butchered this time.
00:27:47So, Heather?
00:27:49She's my stepmom. She's this big-breasted dumbass slut
00:27:51who bosses me around
00:27:53while spending my college money.
00:27:55Sounds like a pretty common dynamic.
00:27:57Your parents divorced, too?
00:27:59No, happily married, actually. 20 years.
00:28:01But if you're wondering how to deal with Heather,
00:28:03there are ways.
00:28:05You mean besides murdering her?
00:28:07Yeah. Just agree with her.
00:28:09Always.
00:28:11And I mean everything.
00:28:13You're kidding.
00:28:15Your mom will love it. Your dad will love it.
00:28:17And you just do whatever you want.
00:28:19Everybody wins.
00:28:21Okay.
00:28:23I'll try it.
00:28:27Look at that.
00:28:29I'm happy already.
00:28:31Thanks for letting me walk you home.
00:28:45Okay.
00:28:59Hey, Reagan. Got a minute?
00:29:01Detective Dawkins.
00:29:03Can I help you with something?
00:29:05Yeah. Just wondering if I could ask you a couple questions.
00:29:07Sure.
00:29:09Do you want to come in?
00:29:11Yeah, great. It'll only take a moment.
00:29:13Um...
00:29:15My parents aren't home yet.
00:29:17Is everything all right? Did something happen to them?
00:29:19What? Oh, no.
00:29:21Of course, they're fine. They're fine.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:25No, I was just hoping to ask you some questions about Sidney Vaughn.
00:29:27Oh, okay.
00:29:29Uh, use the restroom real quick, and can I get you anything?
00:29:31No, I'm fine. Thank you.
00:29:43Okay.
00:30:01So you were asking about Sidney.
00:30:03It's so sad about her appearance.
00:30:07Yeah, terrible accident.
00:30:09Terrible accident.
00:30:13Yeah.
00:30:15I saw you two sitting together
00:30:17at the Mission High game the other night.
00:30:19Yeah. So?
00:30:21So I just thought I'd ask you a few questions about your relationship.
00:30:25Our relationship?
00:30:27Well, I would have assumed that you two were dating
00:30:29until I saw you kissing that pretty redhead.
00:30:33I'm sorry, Detective.
00:30:35What is this about again?
00:30:37Sidney is just a girl that I know from school, so...
00:30:39Well, why don't you tell me a little bit more about her?
00:30:41She tell you about her relationship with her parents?
00:30:43She must be going through a lot right now.
00:30:45What is it that you two talk about?
00:30:47Actually, I can't talk about that.
00:30:49Son, you are aware this is a police investigation?
00:30:51Even so.
00:30:57Well, let me put it to you like this.
00:30:59Either you can tell me here,
00:31:01or you can tell me at the station.
00:31:03I'll grab a sweatshirt.
00:31:12Oh, Jesus.
00:31:14You should have brought me in on this, Cliff.
00:31:16I would have told you this is a terrible idea.
00:31:18Did you hear a single word that I said?
00:31:20You brought a minor in here and didn't tell his parents or charge him?
00:31:23Are you insane?
00:31:25He's killing people, Ronnie. Do you remember the Adderall bus?
00:31:27You never let anyone forget it.
00:31:29Everybody thought I was wrong. Was I wrong?
00:31:31You were not.
00:31:33Exactly. I was right.
00:31:35What is wrong with just doing your job, Cliff?
00:31:37This is a bedroom community.
00:31:39We do not get jaywalking, the occasional break and enter.
00:31:42We do not get psycho teenage serial killers here.
00:31:45So it's true.
00:31:47Why is Reagan Collins in my interrogation room?
00:31:49Hey.
00:31:53I brought him in.
00:31:55He's connected to all those kids whose parents died.
00:31:57Connected how?
00:32:01He's responsible.
00:32:03Are you out of your mind, Cliff?
00:32:05Jane, people are dropping dead all over this town,
00:32:07and this kid is the only common denominator.
00:32:09The reports you wrote said accident.
00:32:11And now I'm telling you they weren't.
00:32:13There is a pattern.
00:32:15Reagan Collins was the last kid at the Molnick party.
00:32:17He was running the Wallace fundraiser,
00:32:19and he was with Sidney Vaughn right before her parents died.
00:32:22When questioned, he was evasive,
00:32:24and I found an encyclopedia open to the entry M.
00:32:27Oh, God, would you just shut up?
00:32:29That kid was in my husband's scout troop.
00:32:32His mother is my dermatologist.
00:32:35It's a con.
00:32:37He is lying to you,
00:32:39and I want to know what you're going to do about it.
00:33:01Fuck.
00:33:03Yeah, I'm glad he didn't break his oath, too.
00:33:06Thanks, Ms. Peterson.
00:33:08Again, sorry to bother you at home.
00:33:11Good night.
00:33:17You realize if Reagan's parents decide to file a complaint,
00:33:20your ass is toast, right?
00:33:23The Vaughn girl was assigned to him.
00:33:25Assigned?
00:33:26Yeah, he's a peer counselor, you jackass.
00:33:28Confidentiality is part of the program.
00:33:31He was keeping his promise not killing her parents.
00:33:34Jane...
00:33:35What is wrong with you?
00:33:36Do you realize that we're here to solve crimes and not invent them?
00:33:38And if...
00:33:39And if you bring up that Adderall case one more time,
00:33:41you will be the next one dead because I will shoot you in the face.
00:33:48I'm done with your wild goose chases.
00:33:50This goose is real.
00:33:51Get out, Cliff.
00:33:53And Cliff.
00:33:56Take the boy home.
00:34:02I hope it helps.
00:34:04Thanks for the donation.
00:34:05I'm certain he can really use it.
00:34:32That must have been pretty embarrassing back there.
00:34:36Hey, if you're wondering if I'm mad, I'm not.
00:34:40Honestly, you're just trying to do your job.
00:34:43Frankly, I think it's a bit unprofessional the way your coworkers make fun of you behind your back.
00:34:49Anyway, thanks for the ride.
00:34:56Okay, then.
00:35:01Bye.
00:35:13No hard feelings?
00:35:20All righty.
00:35:26Wuss.
00:35:32We ate without you.
00:35:35I was going to reheat some pot roast, but I see you brought your own meal.
00:35:41That's a generous pour.
00:35:43Would you like some ice with that?
00:35:45Apparently not.
00:35:48Wow.
00:35:49Looks like about 25,000 calories there.
00:35:54Are you trying to put back on all the weight you lost?
00:35:56Kenny's outside with James.
00:35:58Trying to dunk.
00:36:00You're getting closer every day.
00:36:02He should be studying.
00:36:05If he fails another class, they're going to kick him off the team.
00:36:08Really?
00:36:10That's it?
00:36:12That's all you have to say?
00:36:13I don't want to talk about it.
00:36:16Where are you going?
00:36:19Outside.
00:36:20Don't want to make a scene.
00:36:22I'm not going.
00:36:24Outside.
00:36:26Don't want to miss this dunk.
00:36:27Yeah, Mr. Fun Drumstick.
00:36:32Oh, come on.
00:36:33Hey, good take, honey.
00:36:36No, don't stop. Don't stop.
00:36:37Keep going.
00:36:38Actually, give me the ball.
00:36:40Let me play too.
00:36:41Dad, come on. Seriously?
00:36:43Just give him the ball, man.
00:36:45There we go.
00:36:46Show your boys how it's done.
00:36:51Wow.
00:36:52You know, I think you'd get a little better arc there
00:36:53if you got rid of the drumstick.
00:36:55Very funny. You guys want to play horse?
00:36:57How about some pig?
00:36:59There he is.
00:37:01My son, the comedian, ladies and gentlemen.
00:37:03The comedian who can almost dunk.
00:37:10That's a P.
00:37:11Got you right where I want you.
00:37:17Hey, you guys...
00:37:19You know a kid at your school named Reagan Collins?
00:37:20Who?
00:37:23You know him. He was over at the Mullnick party.
00:37:25Pale, delicate, preppy looking kid.
00:37:28Oh, yeah, that guy.
00:37:30I think he's in my chemistry class.
00:37:32Yeah?
00:37:33All right, what are we doing?
00:37:34Are we going to play basketball or what?
00:37:35Just making conversation.
00:37:36You ever talk to him?
00:37:37No.
00:37:38Not really.
00:37:39He's one of those guys that only talks to adults.
00:37:41Kind of sounds like one too.
00:37:43Dad, why are you asking us this stuff?
00:37:44It's a work thing, Kenny.
00:37:46Okay, well, no one we know hangs out with him.
00:37:47So, can you shoot the ball?
00:37:48It's your turn.
00:37:51No, game's over.
00:37:55Dad, ball.
00:37:57No, no more ball.
00:37:58James, go home.
00:38:00Kenny, get inside.
00:38:01Hit the books.
00:38:04Dude, don't take this the wrong way.
00:38:07Dad's a dick.
00:38:11You look like hell.
00:38:12I just need a little coffee.
00:38:14You look in the mirror.
00:38:15It's going to take a lot more than coffee.
00:38:17Hey, I need you to help me get Reagan Collins'
00:38:19internet activity.
00:38:21There is no way I'm doing that.
00:38:23The kid's out there making us look like fucking idiots.
00:38:25He's not making me look like an idiot.
00:38:27Look, if that disrespectful little shit is out there
00:38:29killing people and you don't do anything about it,
00:38:31then that's on you.
00:38:33All right, I will see what I can do.
00:38:35Good, because I'm going to need some help with surveillance.
00:38:37I don't even want to hear about that.
00:38:39Come on.
00:38:41Come on, I can't run that fast.
00:38:43I've got degenerative bursitis
00:38:45and I'm pretty out of shape.
00:38:47Do I know you?
00:38:48Yeah, man.
00:38:49Grant Hall?
00:38:51Okay, so?
00:38:53So, you saw me?
00:38:55Yeah, I saw you.
00:38:57Yeah, I saw you.
00:38:59I saw you.
00:39:01I saw you.
00:39:03I saw you.
00:39:05I saw you.
00:39:07So, can you slow down a minute?
00:39:09My coach is watching.
00:39:11He's chatting with you, though.
00:39:13I love ice cream.
00:39:15What flavor?
00:39:17Barbican, Barbican.
00:39:19Okay, I'll talk to you later.
00:39:21Wait, that's it?
00:39:23I said I would talk to you later.
00:39:37Whoa, you spying on me now?
00:39:39Yeah.
00:39:41Okay, what's this about?
00:39:43We need to talk.
00:39:45Okay.
00:39:47Not here.
00:39:54Alright, smile assholes.
00:40:07You recorded him?
00:40:09I got a lead.
00:40:11Huh?
00:40:12She's talking.
00:40:13Not here.
00:40:14Okay.
00:40:16Whoa, you spying on me now?
00:40:18We need to talk.
00:40:19Not here.
00:40:20Okay, what's this about?
00:40:22I need you to do something for me.
00:40:27That sounds like a murder solicitation.
00:40:29Or she wants help with her algebra.
00:40:31Who is she?
00:40:32I don't know, some cheerleader?
00:40:33I don't know her name yet.
00:40:34Jesus, she's hot.
00:40:36Come on, don't be a pervert.
00:40:53Mary Alice Walker.
00:41:05Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:41:11Can we please go now?
00:41:14Uh, kind of in the middle of something.
00:41:17I need to get out of here.
00:41:19In a little while.
00:41:20Have a beer, relax.
00:41:22I've had three and it's not helping.
00:41:24Try four.
00:41:27Beer number four it is then.
00:41:35Get me a beer.
00:41:38Well, she took the last beer.
00:41:40Yo, Grant!
00:41:41Grant, where you at?
00:41:42Jesus, I was taking a piss.
00:41:45Hey, I got some more beer in my car.
00:41:46Go get it for me.
00:41:51Hurry up.
00:41:58There's beer in my car.
00:41:59Go get it.
00:42:01What, am I a servant?
00:42:02Stupid.
00:42:04Told you I'd see ya.
00:42:07Okay, so let me make sure I got this straight.
00:42:10Your mom has custody of you and your sister.
00:42:13And there's a boyfriend.
00:42:15Hector.
00:42:16That goddamn ball bag is all my mom cares about.
00:42:19Hector, Hector, Hector.
00:42:22So you're saying his name is Hector?
00:42:25Total prick.
00:42:26You know, I looked some stuff up online.
00:42:28He's married for one.
00:42:29You know, he's been arrested three times.
00:42:31And the last time was for stealing from little old ladies
00:42:34at the retirement center where he worked.
00:42:37That's pretty low.
00:42:38No, it gets worse.
00:42:40He was seducing them and then stealing their money.
00:42:47Does your mom know about this?
00:42:48Are you kidding?
00:42:50I heard them talking.
00:42:51It was her idea.
00:42:53I mean, not like the lovemaking.
00:42:56That was Hector.
00:42:57He also wears like a crap ton of man jewelry,
00:42:59which I understand, you know, is a personal choice.
00:43:02Why don't you just go live with your dad?
00:43:04No, we can't.
00:43:06Mom told the court a bunch of lies to get custody.
00:43:08If it was just me, it'd be okay.
00:43:10Another year and I'm gone, but...
00:43:13I've got a little sister, man.
00:43:16You should see the way Mom yells at her.
00:43:18Mom, look what I found.
00:43:19Not now!
00:43:23Oh, did I mention?
00:43:25Oh, did I mention they like to do it in Hector's car?
00:43:30Right outside on the street.
00:43:31The whole neighborhood knows.
00:43:34Last week, I came home and found my sister watching them.
00:43:40She's seven, man.
00:43:42What would you do?
00:43:45That's not for me to decide, Grant.
00:43:49But the good news is,
00:43:50these problems you're having, they're solvable.
00:43:54You think so?
00:43:56I know so.
00:43:58But there are a couple questions you have to ask yourself first.
00:44:01One, do you and your sister deserve to be humiliated and neglected anymore?
00:44:06Hell no.
00:44:07Two, would you be better off with your dad?
00:44:11Would your sister be better off?
00:44:14Yes.
00:44:16And yes.
00:44:18Okay, let's do it.
00:44:19Let's do it.
00:44:20One thing though, I don't exactly have a lot of money.
00:44:27Not yet.
00:44:39Need some help?
00:44:43What are you doing here?
00:44:45You know, it's my hobby, just wandering through the park,
00:44:48looking for drunk cheerleaders so I can steal their keys.
00:44:52Drunk?
00:44:54I've had like two beers.
00:44:57Okay, four.
00:44:59Keys.
00:45:03Wow, you really are quite the boy scout.
00:45:06I'm okay.
00:45:07Don't be modest, you're gonna just save my life.
00:45:11What can I possibly do to thank you?
00:45:14It's okay, really.
00:45:15Come on, there must be something.
00:45:17No.
00:45:19No?
00:45:21It's late. Come on, you've been drinking.
00:45:26So you're saying if I hadn't had two...
00:45:29Four.
00:45:31Four beers, this could have taken a different turn.
00:45:38Wow, you really aren't like the other guys.
00:45:42Can you give me a ride?
00:45:44Why don't we walk?
00:45:46Walk? It's like 20 miles.
00:45:50It's two. Come on.
00:46:11Thank you for walking her home.
00:46:13It was a pleasure, sir.
00:46:14It was so nice to meet you, Reagan.
00:46:16You too, Mrs. Walker.
00:46:19Take care.
00:46:26You're a nice young man.
00:46:28Why doesn't he smell like a brewery?
00:46:30Reagan doesn't drink.
00:46:32You could learn a lesson from a kid like that.
00:46:35You talked about this.
00:46:36Yeah, and I know I was stupid, Daddy,
00:46:38but I heard your voice in my head telling me not to drive home, so I did it.
00:46:43Smart girl.
00:46:45But it was irresponsible of you to leave the car there.
00:46:48It's an Audi.
00:46:49Shut the fuck up, Heather. This has nothing to do with...
00:46:52Wait, no...
00:46:53Too late. Keys.
00:46:59In.
00:47:03Tim, I was this close to following your advice about Heather.
00:47:06And now, for the next week, I'll be riding the bus.
00:47:09At least you'll be reducing your carbon footprint.
00:47:11It's like every time she opens her mouth, I just want to strangle her.
00:47:15Uh, Reagan?
00:47:17Uh, Ben?
00:47:18We're gonna talk and you're gonna listen.
00:47:20Should I leave?
00:47:21No.
00:47:22They are.
00:47:23I'll leave when I'm getting ready.
00:47:24Jesus, Ben, chill.
00:47:25Save the buck out of this, Mary Alice. You're supposed to be in your cheer uniform today.
00:47:28Give me a break.
00:47:30We're not doing this here, Ben.
00:47:33Go away.
00:47:36Ben, don't fight.
00:47:38Please, Ben.
00:47:41Oh, fuck.
00:47:42What's wrong with him?
00:47:46Nothing.
00:47:47I'll get over it.
00:47:49Probably on his period.
00:47:56I've been going through the files on each case.
00:47:58Look at that photo. Tell me what you see.
00:48:01Nothing.
00:48:02A road.
00:48:03Exactly.
00:48:04A road. No skid marks.
00:48:06They just decided to drive full speed off a cliff?
00:48:09Probably not.
00:48:10No, you're goddamn right, probably not.
00:48:12Did we ever have that vehicle checked for tampering?
00:48:14You know we didn't, Cliff.
00:48:16It's probably crushed in some junkyard.
00:48:18Shit.
00:48:23Hey.
00:48:26Anything come up on the kid's internet activity?
00:48:28No.
00:48:29Since we broke about a dozen logs looking unappreciated, we shut the fuck up.
00:48:32Come on, nothing?
00:48:34That kid is off the grid.
00:48:37He must be a Luddite.
00:48:39What, a 17-year-old Luddite?
00:48:41That doesn't sound the least bit suspicious to you?
00:48:43I try not to judge people based on their preferences, Cliff.
00:48:46I have a brother-in-law who spends all day in the park,
00:48:49fanny pack full of birdseed, does puppet shows for the homeless,
00:48:52doesn't make him a criminal.
00:48:54I can feel this one in my gut, Ronnie.
00:48:57Or you're obsessing.
00:49:01Okay, maybe you're right.
00:49:03I know I'm right.
00:49:09Bark.
00:49:10Bark.
00:49:11Bark.
00:49:19Hey, look at me.
00:49:20It's eating.
00:49:21Shut up and get me a beer, now!
00:49:24Stupid kids.
00:49:39Bark.
00:49:41Bark.
00:49:43Bark.
00:49:44Bark.
00:50:08Bark.
00:50:32I don't think they should pay him anymore.
00:50:33What the fuck do you think we're doing here?
00:50:35Of course we're not paying him anymore.
00:50:36If he thinks he can fuck with us, he can fuck with me.
00:50:41Drive.
00:50:44So have you figured out what you wanted to say yet?
00:50:46Yeah, we did.
00:50:49Next time, would you guys mind being a little bit more discreet?
00:50:52Fuck you.
00:50:53We're done.
00:50:56Done?
00:50:57I'm sorry, with what?
00:50:59Tell him, Ben.
00:51:00Yeah.
00:51:01Tell me, Ben.
00:51:02We're not paying you anymore.
00:51:04Excuse me?
00:51:05He's right.
00:51:06Okay, we've paid enough.
00:51:08Do you have any idea how bad we feel about what we've done?
00:51:12I can barely sleep at night.
00:51:14The stress is ruining our lives.
00:51:16The stress?
00:51:17Yeah.
00:51:18Your parents are ruining your lives with their homophobia, their fat shaming,
00:51:22and their complete unwillingness and inability to deal with your...
00:51:27qualities.
00:51:28We gave you that referral, alright?
00:51:30With what we already gave you.
00:51:32What we already gave you?
00:51:34That should be enough.
00:51:37You're forgetting our terms, Ben.
00:51:39Yeah, well, there's new terms, Reagan.
00:51:41Leave us alone or...
00:51:44we'll go to Kenny's dad.
00:51:46Yeah.
00:51:48We'll go to Kenny's dad and we'll tell him it was all your idea to murder all these parents
00:51:53and we were too afraid to do anything.
00:51:57Okay.
00:51:58Dawkins, really?
00:51:59That's your plan?
00:52:00Yeah.
00:52:02Okay.
00:52:08Ben and Becky Wallace murder solicitation. August 15th.
00:52:11Alright, Reagan. We've decided.
00:52:13They suck. We want them dead.
00:52:16And my terms are acceptable?
00:52:17Yes.
00:52:18Yes, the sooner the better.
00:52:24Fuck me.
00:52:27Fuck.
00:52:29Whatever, just pay him, Ben.
00:52:31We're rich.
00:52:32Not if you keep ordering all those fucking vintage Playgirl magazines off eBay.
00:52:35Well, at least I'm not the one who blew two grand on laser hair removal.
00:52:39I'll expect my cut off the insurance money.
00:52:42If your reference pays off, I'll give you guys a nice refund. Okay?
00:52:49Okay.
00:52:52Okay.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:54By the way, nothing says grieving orphans like an $80,000 Mercedes.
00:53:02Okay.
00:53:15Hey, Reagan.
00:53:17Hell of a nice car that boy's got.
00:53:21I guess.
00:53:22I'm not much of a car guy.
00:53:24Really?
00:53:25Oh, I am.
00:53:27Although on a detective salary, I'll never have a ride like that, but...
00:53:30There's something about that new car smell, isn't there?
00:53:33Yeah, I guess.
00:53:35They give you another payment?
00:53:37What?
00:53:38Come on, Reagan.
00:53:40Don't try to shit a shitter.
00:53:45How long have you known?
00:53:46I'm a lot smarter than you think I am, son.
00:53:49That's good.
00:53:50Because honestly, the guilt was starting to get to me.
00:53:55Are you sure you can't just take it and let me go?
00:53:57I know it's illegal to download music that I didn't buy, but I wasn't planning on selling it.
00:54:02What are you talking about?
00:54:04Copyright laws.
00:54:05We broke them.
00:54:06You got me.
00:54:08Copyright laws?
00:54:09Yeah.
00:54:10Just don't bring Ben and Becky down for this.
00:54:11I mean, they've had it hard enough with their parents and everything.
00:54:16Copyright laws.
00:54:17That's...
00:54:18That's cute, Reagan.
00:54:19How old are you, 16?
00:54:2117.
00:54:2217.
00:54:23That's a good age.
00:54:24I mean, you look like an adult, but you're still a kid.
00:54:26Got your driver's license.
00:54:28You're left in high school.
00:54:30August 15th.
00:54:31It's not bad, I'll say.
00:54:33I mean, the only thing you could really do to screw it up would be to do something really stupid.
00:54:37Like what?
00:54:38I don't know, kill somebody?
00:54:42Maybe several people?
00:54:45I mean, because if you did something like that, I think the law would start looking at you like you were an adult.
00:54:51Then you'd be pretty darn fucked, wouldn't you?
00:54:53Guess I'm lucky I'm just a music pirate.
00:54:56Yeah, lucky indeed.
00:55:03So, Detective, I...
00:55:05I know what I did was wrong, but...
00:55:07Is there any way I can get my player back?
00:55:17All right.
00:55:18All right.
00:55:21But one slip up from you, and I will be on you like bird shit on a shiny new car.
00:55:37Hey, pal.
00:55:39What's with the long face?
00:55:42Nothing, just a long day, I guess.
00:55:45This ought to cheer you up.
00:55:46Chief Brooks called my office this morning, raving about what a wonderful caring son we have.
00:55:51Really?
00:55:52Yeah, I couldn't get her to stop.
00:55:54You know all that peer counseling you're doing?
00:55:56Reagan people notice.
00:55:57Colleges will notice.
00:56:00You might be right, Dad.
00:56:02Yeah. Oh, by the way, a young lady just called for you.
00:56:05Your mom has been on the phone with her for the last 20 minutes.
00:56:09You better get in there.
00:56:11Mother?
00:56:12Modern dance troupe in college?
00:56:13Mom?
00:56:14I have videos if you want.
00:56:15Mom?
00:56:16Mom.
00:56:21Hey.
00:56:23Hi. Your mom's pretty cool.
00:56:25Sometimes.
00:56:26What's up?
00:56:28Well, I'm at the library at your suggestion.
00:56:31And?
00:56:32Not bad.
00:56:34Don't tell anyone, but I smuggled a latte in.
00:56:37You want to join?
00:56:38Oh, well, I actually have-
00:56:40Did I mention I'm completely sober?
00:56:42Actually, there is something you can do for me.
00:56:46Thanks, Mrs. Flanders.
00:56:47Mm-hmm.
00:56:50Thank you.
00:56:52Mary Alice, right?
00:56:55You're a cheerleader here.
00:56:57Yeah.
00:56:59I'm Detective Dawkins.
00:57:01I interviewed you about Tom Mulnick's father.
00:57:03Right.
00:57:06Trees.
00:57:08Big trees.
00:57:10Big fan.
00:57:13Okay, well,
00:57:15I just wanted to say hello.
00:57:17Hello.
00:57:19Hello. Okay.
00:57:29Periods of light rain,
00:57:31growing steadier after midnight,
00:57:33lows in the mid-50s,
00:57:35and we're going to see some wet roads
00:57:37for the morning commute.
00:57:40The Weather Channel again.
00:57:43You'd tell me if you were going to become a meteorologist, right?
00:57:47What? Yeah.
00:57:49So, you mind if I watch the news?
00:57:52All yours.
00:57:53Good.
00:57:56Hey,
00:57:58you figure out what you're going to do for a summer job yet?
00:58:02Starting my own business.
00:58:09Okay.
00:58:40So, you're meeting me at Old Park because I'm leaving at 3.30, okay?
00:58:44Okay.
00:58:45You sure?
00:58:46I won't be late.
00:58:48Hey, buddy!
00:58:50What's up?
00:58:51Hey, Grant.
00:58:53This isn't smart.
00:58:55Jeez, I'm just saying hi.
00:58:57No, you did.
00:58:58Okay, I'll see you later.
00:59:00You know, you're a very rude person.
00:59:03I'm sorry.
00:59:05I'm sorry.
00:59:06You know, you're a very rude person.
00:59:11Who the hell was that?
00:59:12Jesus, Grant.
00:59:13I'll see you at the big gazebo.
00:59:143.30?
00:59:15Yeah, sure.
00:59:36Come on.
01:00:06What's up?
01:00:34Sounds good.
01:00:36So, on Saturday, I was thinking of doing the bluff at Haverpoint.
01:00:39I thought I was going to be planning this.
01:00:41I didn't mean, I just, I just thought.
01:00:43Actually,
01:00:45Haverpoint is perfect.
01:00:47Great.
01:00:50I got you, you twisted little shit.
01:00:53Don't you ever mess with Detective Clifford R. Darkins.
01:00:57Yes.
01:00:58Fuck yes.
01:01:06Full house.
01:01:07Aces over fives.
01:01:08Are you serious?
01:01:09Yes, I'm limping.
01:01:11No, it's not, bro.
01:01:12What the hell, Cliff?
01:01:13I got him cold, brother.
01:01:14First degree murder.
01:01:16Ah, shit.
01:01:17Got home cold.
01:01:19Oh, no. Cliff, no.
01:01:20Chief, I know what you're thinking.
01:01:21Here's what I have to say to that.
01:01:23In.
01:01:24Your.
01:01:25Face.
01:01:29Shit.
01:01:32Hold on.
01:01:33Shit, you should have had that queued up better.
01:01:37Okay.
01:01:38How can I send out of that?
01:01:39Good.
01:01:40And just so you know, money isn't a problem.
01:01:42Just let me know how much.
01:01:44And hey, once my dad and Heather are out the way,
01:01:47then we can really have fun.
01:01:49Sounds good.
01:01:52There's more if you want to hear it.
01:01:55Chief, I thought this was bullshit too,
01:01:59but now we have to investigate this.
01:02:02I think Cliff is right this time.
01:02:03I'm at her all right.
01:02:06You're sure about this?
01:02:07Let's take my badge on it.
01:02:09Well, that's good to know, because I'm going to hold you to it.
01:02:28Oh, goddamn that skinny motherfucker.
01:02:36Let's go.
01:03:00How are we looking?
01:03:01Nothing yet.
01:03:03Oh, goddamn it, Sam!
01:03:07Watch it!
01:03:08Dude, that thing is really gnarly.
01:03:10Why don't you just chill here in the van, and we'll go take care of this.
01:03:13It's my operation, and I'm not going to sit it out,
01:03:15and I'm not your dude, so just watch out for the foot.
01:03:20Hey, Sam.
01:03:21Yeah?
01:03:22Shut up.
01:03:32That's it. That's it.
01:03:34That's it. That's the car.
01:03:35All right, let's roll.
01:03:38Let's go, let's go, let's go.
01:03:45Goddamn it.
01:03:54Van out. Van out.
01:03:56Does anybody see anything?
01:03:57Ronnie, do not engage until my go.
01:04:00Van out. Stay quiet.
01:04:02Does anybody hear anything?
01:04:03Fuck.
01:04:05Oh, motherfucker.
01:04:08Do not engage. I repeat, do not engage.
01:04:10No, no, no, you're too close to the edge.
01:04:12No, no, no, that's too close to the edge.
01:04:15Go, go, go!
01:04:20Police! Police! Nobody move!
01:04:24Oh, man.
01:04:32Let's go.
01:04:35Looks like you really screwed the pooch on this one, dude.
01:04:44They were taking senior pictures for the yearbook.
01:04:47How could you...
01:04:49How could I be so stupid?
01:04:52You set me up.
01:04:53Not everything is a conspiracy, super cop.
01:04:57You slapped a fellow officer.
01:04:59The Collins family is getting a restraining order.
01:05:03You see where I'm going with this?
01:05:06I don't know.
01:05:26Get some help, Cliff.
01:05:28No, actually, take a shower first.
01:05:31And then get some help.
01:05:36Okay.
01:05:54So it's going to be mostly cloudy with periods of sun,
01:05:56temperatures in the mid-70s.
01:05:58Friday night will bring severe thunderstorms
01:06:01with winds of up to 50 miles an hour.
01:06:04So batten down your hatches, it's going to be a rough one.
01:06:17So that's where my Vicodin went.
01:06:21You're mixing them with alcohol? Nice.
01:06:27I got suspended today,
01:06:28so if you could tone back the judgment a little bit.
01:06:30Can't you see what's happening, Cliff?
01:06:35I see that Reagan Collins has killed six people.
01:06:38And now you're going to lose your job over it.
01:06:42Can you just stop?
01:06:47No.
01:06:49I'm right about this, Connie.
01:06:55Okay.
01:07:00Okay.
01:07:04Okay.
01:07:34Okay.
01:07:57Mommy's having sex with Hector again.
01:08:00Yep.
01:08:05Hector!
01:08:27Hector!
01:08:34Hector!
01:08:38Are they going to be okay?
01:08:40Maybe.
01:08:42I don't know.
01:09:05No.
01:09:06Don't even get out.
01:09:09He killed another one, didn't he?
01:09:10No, the storm killed them.
01:09:12Wind blew, branch fell, car exploded.
01:09:15It's called an act of God.
01:09:16And that's not the least bit fishy to you?
01:09:18Ronnie, that's the kid's M.O.
01:09:20Forensics has already been through here.
01:09:21Come on, Ronnie.
01:09:22Be a detective for once in your life.
01:09:24How many more parents have to die before you...
01:09:26Cliff.
01:09:28Go home.
01:09:30Officer.
01:09:35Fuck you, Ronnie.
01:09:57Hi there.
01:09:59Stay away from me.
01:10:00Nope, I just need a minute of your time.
01:10:03Why can't you just leave us alone?
01:10:05Oh, us?
01:10:06Well, I'd rethink that if I were you.
01:10:07That kid's a murderer.
01:10:08Oh, give me a break.
01:10:10You know Grant Hull?
01:10:11He's a student here.
01:10:12Who?
01:10:13Oh, come on.
01:10:14I saw you and Reagan with him the other day.
01:10:16Grant's mother and her boyfriend were killed last night by a falling tree.
01:10:23Wait.
01:10:24A tree?
01:10:25Yeah, look into it.
01:10:26And while you're at it,
01:10:27look into the Wallace twins and Sidney Vaughn and Tom Molnick.
01:10:30Your boyfriend killed their parents, too.
01:10:32Just look into it.
01:10:34And if you want to talk, you know where to find me.
01:10:41Two well-known foraging experts, Gary and Betty Vaughn,
01:10:45were found dead inside their home today.
01:10:47And it may have been mistaken identity.
01:10:49Sidney!
01:10:51Sidney, are you surprised your parents made such a careless and deadly mistake?
01:10:55Oh, I don't know.
01:10:56Why don't you suck my dick?
01:11:01This tragic series of completely unrelated and terribly unlucky events
01:11:05continues to plague this upscale community.
01:11:30I knew you'd come to your senses.
01:11:32Let's go get this fucking asshole.
01:11:34Are you sure about this? He was so nice to me.
01:11:36He's dared me to catch him more than once.
01:11:39I checked out all the articles online about the dead parents, and you were right.
01:11:43He even got me to check out a book on tree anatomy.
01:11:45I know. I need your help.
01:11:47What do you mean?
01:11:49Go see him.
01:11:50Wear a wire. Search his house.
01:11:52No. No fucking way. I should never have come here.
01:11:54Well, no, you're the only one that can do it.
01:11:57Think of those poor parents.
01:12:01Why me?
01:12:03Because I'm not exactly on top of his guest list, but you are.
01:12:22Reagan! You have company.
01:12:31You're right, Dr. Collins. He was really cute.
01:12:34Such a cute face.
01:12:37You should have told me you were stopping by.
01:12:39I can't hang out right now.
01:12:41Oh, honey, who could be more important than this beautiful girl?
01:12:44I'm supposed to meet Grant, a friend.
01:12:46Oh, well, why don't you tell Grant to come here?
01:12:48Oh, you son of a bitch.
01:12:50You know what? It's fine, actually.
01:12:52I'll just tell him I'll see him another time.
01:12:54Well, I better go. Reagan bought us opera tickets.
01:12:57Well, I better go. Reagan bought us opera tickets.
01:13:00For our anniversary.
01:13:02Oh, he's for assholes.
01:13:04Oh, happy anniversary.
01:13:06Is it today?
01:13:07Yes, it sure is. So I better finish getting ready.
01:13:10Why don't you stay for dinner?
01:13:14Reagan is a wonderful cook.
01:13:16Mom, you want to stay for dinner?
01:13:19Sure. I'd love to.
01:13:21Okay. Have a seat.
01:13:24You in the mood for anything special?
01:13:27Steak? Pasta? Lobster Newberg?
01:13:30What the fuck is lobster Newberg?
01:13:33Well, you have eggs.
01:13:36Well, that was my next suggestion.
01:13:38Let's see. You can make us an omelette, ham, cheese, uh...
01:13:44Mushrooms?
01:13:46No, no, no. No, no mushrooms.
01:13:48No, no, no. No mushrooms for me.
01:13:50Do you mind if I take a shower? I'm kind of sweaty after my run.
01:13:58Yeah, I guess so. Upstairs, first floor.
01:14:01Smart girl, smart girl, smart girl.
01:14:08I hate you for making me do this.
01:14:11Shut the fuck up and keep looking.
01:14:15What are you doing?
01:14:17Close that drawer.
01:14:19Oh, shit.
01:14:21I just wanted to see your bedroom.
01:14:24I really don't like my bedroom, so come on. Let's go.
01:14:27I'm sorry. I know this looks bad. I was just curious.
01:14:30About what exactly? Curious about what?
01:14:32Wait. I left my bag.
01:14:34I said I don't like people in my room. Come back here.
01:14:38What is that?
01:14:39Nothing. Let go. You're hurting me.
01:14:43Mary, what the fuck?
01:14:50Shit.
01:15:01Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
01:15:04Shit.
01:15:18Get in. Get in. Get in.
01:15:23Okay, give me whatever you took.
01:15:24What? How do you know I took anything?
01:15:26I saw him tearing apart his room. You must have taken something. Come on.
01:15:33Shit.
01:15:39Mary, I...
01:15:44It's me.
01:15:49Murder solicitation. Tom Molnick. September 21st.
01:15:53He never listens to anything I say.
01:15:55He's wasted all the time.
01:15:57And the way he looks at the girls I bring over.
01:15:59Shit. The way he looks at the dog.
01:16:03It's all solvable problems, Tom. And my terms are acceptable.
01:16:06Yeah. Whatever you want, man. I just want him dead.
01:16:10Yes. Yes. Yes. God damn it.
01:16:13Wait. Where are we going?
01:16:16There is no fucking way I'm going back there. As if.
01:16:21Hey, I needed that.
01:16:22This is next, okay? I am not joking. Let me out.
01:16:25Let me out.
01:16:29Here. Have it.
01:16:32You're a witness. Remember that.
01:16:36God damn cheerleaders.
01:16:49Yes. Yes. It's Detective Dawkins.
01:16:52I don't know. He just broke into my house.
01:16:55Yeah. He has a gun. And I have a restraining order.
01:16:57Put the phone down. Put the phone down.
01:17:01Did you call the police?
01:17:04Fine by me. Sit.
01:17:11Go for Ronnie.
01:17:15What?
01:17:18Can I get you anything?
01:17:20Water? Soda? Maybe some deodorant?
01:17:24Would you shut the fuck up, you skinny little cunt? Okay?
01:17:30Breaking and entering. With a gun while being suspended.
01:17:34Pretty ballsy move, don't you think, Detective?
01:17:36Ballsy? Ballsy is thinking you can murder those kids' parents and get away with it.
01:17:40Murder? I like to think I was just emancipating those kids from their home lives by exploiting their parents' hypocrisy.
01:17:47Hypocrisy? You deluded little psycho.
01:17:51No. Think about it.
01:17:55If a licensed physician wasn't exceeding the speed limit, his SUV's computer may not have disabled the brakes.
01:18:07As far as that Mr. Molnick goes, it's not my fault he treated his body like a sewage dump.
01:18:16I knew that was you.
01:18:17Oh, please. I just offered the man a 40.
01:18:19What the fuck?
01:18:20Don't even get me started about the Fonz.
01:18:22Who's up for vegan tacos?
01:18:24Professional foragers who don't even know their own mushrooms?
01:18:28So you're saying they did it to themselves?
01:18:31Well.
01:18:34Except for the tree crushing Hector and Grant's mom.
01:18:37That one's on me.
01:18:39No. They were all on you.
01:18:42And this...
01:18:45And this will make for some pretty good listening.
01:18:48That bitch.
01:18:52You really think that they're going to believe you?
01:18:55Yeah.
01:18:57I have a witness. I have a recording.
01:18:59I saw you tear apart your room looking for this.
01:19:01So if you want to confess now, it's good for the soul.
01:19:05That's very profound.
01:19:07You're an arrogant little turd.
01:19:09Now get up!
01:19:13And you're an idiot.
01:19:14You have a history of being wrong.
01:19:16You're an idiot.
01:19:17You have a history of being wrong about me.
01:19:19And I have a restraining order against you.
01:19:21You really think they're going to believe anything you have to say?
01:19:23You son of a bitch. I've been a cop for 15 years.
01:19:25Your friends out there are going to 51-50 your ass
01:19:28before you even have a chance to spread any lies about me.
01:19:30Fuck your 51-50. You keep forgetting.
01:19:33That recording?
01:19:35The forensics will think you doctored it to frame me.
01:19:40Connie just called.
01:19:42Told me about the booze and the pills.
01:19:43She's been worried about you.
01:19:45Connie, that's your wife, right?
01:19:48How do you think she feels about all this, huh?
01:19:51She probably thinks that you're crazy.
01:19:52Just like everyone else does.
01:19:56Look at yourself, Cliff.
01:19:58You're a mess.
01:20:03Don't.
01:20:04Turn around.
01:20:05Turn around!
01:20:09Pursuant in California Penal Code Section 837,
01:20:12I am placing Royton Collins under citizen's arrest.
01:20:14This is crazy, Cliff.
01:20:16Help me.
01:20:17Shut up.
01:20:18Listen to me.
01:20:19Let the kid go and we can talk.
01:20:21She did it.
01:20:22Ronnie, he did it. I have proof.
01:20:23He killed all of them.
01:20:25Okay? I was right.
01:20:26Okay, Cliff.
01:20:27Just let him go and we can discuss this.
01:20:29Cliff, put that gun down this instant and let Reagan go.
01:20:32Chief, I got this.
01:20:34Okay?
01:20:37Cliff,
01:20:39I'm going to come up now.
01:20:42Ronnie,
01:20:43just promise me that he'll be arrested.
01:20:45Anything you say, buddy.
01:20:47I promise.
01:20:49Just
01:20:51put the gun down.
01:21:02Hold your fire!
01:21:09No!
01:21:11Ronnie, I think Sam just shot me.
01:21:13I need an ambulance!
01:21:15Oh, my God.
01:21:16Are you okay?
01:21:17Sam just shot me.
01:21:18Yes.
01:21:19I'm sorry, honey.
01:21:20I'm so sorry.
01:21:24I just...
01:21:25I'm just gonna...
01:21:42Officer Sam Pickett was cleared in the accidental shooting
01:21:45of 15-year police veteran detective Cliff Dawkins.
01:21:48Preliminary toxicology on the detective
01:21:50revealed dangerous levels of alcohol,
01:21:52hydrocodone, and marazapam,
01:21:54which authorities believe led to his unstable and erratic behavior.
01:21:58After speaking with family members and colleagues,
01:22:00investigators discovered a history of addictions to weight-loss drugs,
01:22:03laxatives, and human growth hormones.
01:22:06This is your on-the-scene reporter, Sally McDuffie, KFT Channel 5 News.
01:22:12Oh, God.
01:22:22Oh, no.
01:22:33This is all your fault, asshole.
01:22:37You want me to go stop this?
01:22:38No.
01:22:39If it doesn't happen here, it'll happen someplace else.
01:22:42He needs to face them sooner or later.
01:22:51What took you so fucking long?
01:22:54I told you, these things will take time.
01:22:57Yeah, well, meanwhile, I'm going crazy.
01:22:59We didn't set any sort of time limit.
01:23:02Did you bring the envelope?
01:23:04Yeah, I brought the envelope.
01:23:07Time, April 29th. Where? My porch.
01:23:11How? Police. No fucking way.
01:23:15Good.
01:23:17Now burn it.
01:23:19No, no, no, no. Later.
01:23:26All right, now, I'm gonna extend my hand.
01:23:29Hesitate for a moment, then shake it.
01:23:32What?
01:23:33Just shake my hand.
01:23:36All right.
01:23:42See? Sometimes all you need is a little thing.
01:23:46That's a guts for him to come here today.
01:23:49Good for him.
01:23:51Yeah.
01:24:07Hey.
01:24:09Hey.
01:24:13Do you have the iPad?
01:24:14Oh, yeah, sure. You should have seen my sweatshirt.
01:24:17It was flawless.
01:24:20Hey.
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01:24:34Hey.
01:24:35Good.
01:24:36What happened to the Police?
01:24:38They played the other one. 114 hours of Belgian folk music.
01:24:42I can't believe it worked exactly how you said it would.
01:24:46Of course it did.
01:24:50So, that's it, then.
01:24:53Yeah, I guess that's it.
01:24:57Okay, then.
01:25:05So, do you want to get a milkshake or something?
01:25:22Wait, are you asking me out on a date?
01:25:26Yeah.
01:25:28Well, my dad still doesn't trust you.
01:25:32That's a subtle problem.
01:25:38Hey.
01:25:39Sweet ass.
01:25:40Watch it.