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00:00Hello friends, it's me.
00:02Today is Dartman Monday,
00:03and we're gonna be watching a video about a girl who will not show her face in summer camp.
00:08We already seen like two of these videos.
00:10What's up with people hiding their face?
00:11I kind of want to today because I got new glasses,
00:13and I don't know if I like them.
00:14I don't want to go inside.
00:16Come on, Elise.
00:17It's gonna be so much fun.
00:24Hi guys.
00:26Whoa, why is your little sister wearing a mask?
00:28Girl, why are you wearing a tutu over some cargo jeans?
00:30Is she sick or something?
00:32No, she's just really shy since it's her first time at theater camp.
00:36Is that what people are doing now?
00:37Wearing a mask when they're shy?
00:39Yeah, actually I'm sick.
00:41Don't talk to me.
00:42Leave me alone.
00:47Now we know who the rich child is.
00:49Pull up in a Porsche.
00:50All right.
00:51I wish I had a Porsche like that.
00:53My dad drives his Beater everywhere.
00:55It's embarrassing.
00:56That thing always sounds like it's about to fall apart.
00:58At least you have great style.
01:00Is that new?
01:01Yeah, I just finished sewing it last night.
01:03It's from an original pattern I made.
01:05That's incredible, Peyton.
01:06That's incredible, but you don't have to lie to her like that.
01:08At least you have great style.
01:13I mean, I don't know what the kids are wearing these days.
01:15Oh, come on.
01:16We better head inside or we're gonna be a little late.
01:19Did this little girl just pull out her iPhone 15 Max Pro?
01:22They look like they're like six years old.
01:24She got a better iPhone than me.
01:25Come on, Elise.
01:26You're gonna make us late.
01:28Yeah, Elise, hurry up.
01:29It's gonna be so much fun.
01:31Can't you just call mom and have her pick me up, please, Callie?
01:34They literally just dropped you off.
01:36Yeah, call mom and have her pick me up.
01:38I don't even want to go.
01:39Parents drop you off in summer camp for a reason.
01:42So they can have a summer without you.
01:45You know she can't do that right now.
01:47The whole reason we're at theater camp is because mom has to work during the week.
01:51What if they make fun of me?
01:52Don't worry.
01:53I'll be with you all day, okay?
01:55They'll literally make fun of you with the mask on.
01:57Why would you draw attention to yourself?
01:59Just take it off and go in.
02:01I know they're like really young, but confidence is also like a thing that you can fake.
02:04It's like a fake it till you make it.
02:06Nobody will know that you're shy if you just go on in there,
02:09standing up straight and making eye contact with everybody.
02:11Nobody will know.
02:12And they'll respect you more.
02:13Really nice work, Peyton.
02:15You're a pro.
02:19Hello?
02:21Oh, okay.
02:22Hey class, I need to step out really quickly.
02:25But if anybody has any questions, feel free to ask Peyton for some help.
02:30She's in charge while I'm gone.
02:33My daddy bought it for me.
02:35It's designer.
02:36Okay, what designer?
02:38Target.
02:39You probably never heard of it.
02:40Sage, you should probably focus on sewing the clothes instead of talking about the clothes.
02:45Just don't want you to get in trouble with the teacher.
02:47And she left me in charge, so whatever.
02:51I wish my parents could afford designer clothes.
02:54Wait a second.
02:55So like y'all are allowed to talk, but she can't talk?
02:58Peyton is giving.
02:59Oh teacher, you forgot to collect their homework.
03:04You should just go and talk to Danny.
03:05You've been crushing on him since forever.
03:07No way.
03:08Besides, I don't want to ruin our friendship.
03:10And plus, he likes way prettier girls.
03:13Y'all are children.
03:14Why do you have crushes?
03:16At that age, you're better off being friends.
03:18Then if you guys still like each other,
03:20you could date when you go to high school or college.
03:23If y'all don't even know the Pythagorean theorem,
03:25then y'all too young to date.
03:26Hey Callie, just wanted to say that you did really great in the spring musical.
03:30Not surprised though.
03:31You always play Belle in the theater camp.
03:34Thanks Danny.
03:35I can't tell if he's rizzing or glazing.
03:38Which one is it?
03:39Actually, I was wondering if...
03:42Ow!
03:45You okay?
03:46What the Sigma?
03:46Here, let me see.
03:48I feel like that's how these kids talk.
03:49Come on.
03:50Let's go to the bathroom and get you cleaned up.
03:52And I'll get you a band-aid.
03:58That feels so much better.
03:59How long is this teacher out of the classroom?
04:01We had Danny rizz her up.
04:02She almost chopped her finger off.
04:04And the teacher is on hold for a customer service rep for Domino's
04:07because her pizza ain't here yet.
04:09My face is getting all sweaty under that mask.
04:11Thanks for always looking out for me, Cal.
04:15Wait, are you gonna put your mask back on?
04:17Do you think I should leave it off?
04:19My face is getting all sweaty and I'm scared my face might break out.
04:22If your face is gonna break out, it's gonna happen either way.
04:25At least you have a mask to cover it up.
04:27I mean, do you really want people to see your face?
04:29Why is she making her put on the mask?
04:31Didn't she just say you should stop putting on the mask?
04:33Somebody pooped in my room.
04:35Monkey!
04:36We interrupt this program to clean up diarrhea.
04:40My room literally stinks.
04:41Oh my gosh, what is that?
04:43It's a puppy.
04:44New choice.
04:45Look at my huge elephant I found in my backyard.
04:49New choice.
04:51Oh my gosh, it's a bunch of slimy toxic goo and it's gonna eat us all alive!
04:57Is that what y'all be doing in theater class, right?
05:00I never knew what went on.
05:08Theater kids are just a different breed.
05:10All right, next, let's have Danny.
05:14Danny, pick a partner.
05:15Ooh, about to pick his girl.
05:19Hmm...
05:21I choose...
05:24Elise!
05:26Oh, what?
05:26Wait, are you sure you want to go up there?
05:29I mean, everyone's eyes are on you.
05:32What?
05:33What a toxic sister!
05:35What did she do?
05:36Yo, first you make her put the mask on,
05:38and now you're pissed because your crush chose her?
05:40This is the definition of nobody can bully my little sister except me.
05:43What else am I supposed to do?
05:44Elise, is there a problem?
05:46Do you think Danny likes Elise?
05:48All right, Danny, you will be a prince.
05:52And Elise, you will be a...
05:56Would you look at that?
05:57A princess!
05:59Hello, my fair princess.
06:01I brought you some flowers.
06:03Oh, how pretty.
06:04Pause.
06:04Elise, would you mind taking your mask off?
06:06I can't hear you.
06:08Are you sick?
06:09Very well, if you wouldn't mind.
06:15What?
06:17Wait!
06:19What if Elle doesn't want to take her mask off?
06:22Besides, this can really help her focus on speaking clearly and projecting.
06:26Ain't no way!
06:28Is she like super pretty, and she wants to hide her from the world?
06:31I mean, before y'all walked in, you told her to take her mask off.
06:35Now it's like, you know what?
06:36She's getting all this attention with the mask on.
06:38Think about all the attention she would get with it off.
06:41You just cannot be jealous of your siblings like this.
06:43Great idea.
06:45Maybe we should all wear masks.
06:48Yeah, let's pick it up where we left off.
06:49They're so pretty.
06:51New choice.
06:52Flowers are my favorite food.
06:55New choice.
06:56Oh no, I'm deadly allergic to flowers.
07:00Now what am I supposed to do with these?
07:02New choice.
07:04Allow me to die with you, my princess.
07:07New choice.
07:08I will save you with true loves.
07:11This is low-key kind of impressive.
07:12You gotta like keep coming up with different reactions.
07:14I don't know.
07:15I would need some time to think.
07:18Hug.
07:22I wish you'd punch me, kick in the air right now.
07:24That should have been my hug.
07:28Great choices, you two.
07:30Elise, really well done for your first time at theater camp.
07:33You two have great chemistry.
07:35Wouldn't be surprised if you both end up being our beauty and beast in this summer's production.
07:41You know what?
07:42The mask isn't enough.
07:43You need to just cover your whole face.
07:45You know, just put this brown paper bag on.
07:51What's wrong with you PB&J?
07:53I just don't have an appetite.
07:55Look at what Sage gets to eat for lunch.
07:57Like that looks way better than what my mom packed me.
08:00Comparison is the thief of all joy.
08:03You will never be happy if you compare everything to somebody else
08:06because obviously someone else is always gonna have something better than you.
08:09So shut up and eat your Uncrustable.
08:11That looks delicious.
08:12I wish I could have an Uncrustable.
08:14But they're not gluten-free.
08:15You're not wrong.
08:16Her food looks gourmet.
08:18I mean, yeah, she's rich.
08:22Cal, they're all laughing at me.
08:24Don't you think I should just take it off while I eat?
08:27No, don't do that.
08:28Knock it off.
08:29So what if she wants to eat with the mask on?
08:32Yeah, she can wear a mask if she wants to.
08:37Don't worry about them.
08:39In fact, I brought a mask too.
08:41Oh.
08:44Now, we can eat together with our masks on.
08:47What kind of Riz is this?
08:48Mask Riz.
08:49That's just weird.
08:50Just take the mask off.
08:51Imagine eating with a mask, getting some food on it,
08:54and then keeping it on the rest of the day.
08:55Like that's gross.
08:56Remember what I told you if mom asks about your mask, okay?
08:59Hi, mom.
09:00Hi.
09:01Hi, mama.
09:02Hi, honey.
09:04Did you hear anything back from the open callback audition?
09:07I did not.
09:08But before you ask, I did check my voicemail and my spam.
09:10So, Elise, did you wear that mask all day?
09:16Yeah?
09:17Why?
09:18I know you didn't like wearing it during the pandemic.
09:20I'm just scared of germs and I want to be safe.
09:23Yeah?
09:24As long as that's the truth.
09:27Why is she so horrible?
09:29She's definitely gonna make her wear a paper bag next.
09:31Germs are crazy nowadays.
09:34Yeah, where's your mask then?
09:38Ew.
09:41Why can't my life be like this?
09:46Ugh.
09:47What, posing in front of a Chanel bag?
09:48It's not all that great.
09:50I feel like today's episode is all about jealousy.
09:56What are you laughing about?
09:58Oh, nothing.
09:58Tammy just sent me this video of people eating with masks on.
10:02You shouldn't be talking to boys on social media.
10:04Girl, what did you just say?
10:06Weren't you just scrolling through his Instagram feed?
10:08Both of y'all shouldn't be talking to boys on social media.
10:10People will just think that you want their attention.
10:12And that's not a good look for you.
10:14So, you should just block him.
10:18What?
10:20What, he think I'm being mean?
10:21So what?
10:22It's not like you like him or anything, right?
10:24Of course not.
10:26Plus, he's way too old for you.
10:28And why do you even have Instagram?
10:31Didn't you take down all those photos of you?
10:33Yeah, but I want to see what other people are posting.
10:35And I like watching my else.
10:37She's like a year younger than you.
10:38Why do you have an Instagram?
10:40Why does everybody have an iPhone?
10:41At what age do these kids graduate from tablet to iPhone?
10:45This is wild.
10:46Let's keep it that way.
10:50The world of Dhar Mann is wild.
10:53Mother, you are literally witnessing this behavior.
10:56Please do something.
10:57Take the phones away.
10:58Okay, I will drop off your lunches on my break today, okay?
11:01Okay, thanks mom.
11:02Love you.
11:02Love you too.
11:03Hey Elise, could you hang back for a second?
11:06I just wanted to check in and see
11:08if you were wearing that mask because of something that Callie said.
11:11No, no, it's me.
11:12I want to wear it.
11:14Will you be honest with me?
11:15And you know you can tell me anything, right?
11:17I'm more comfortable wearing it.
11:19I just don't understand why you would hide your pretty face.
11:22I'm not pretty.
11:23Yes, you are.
11:24You are beautiful.
11:26And don't let anyone tell you otherwise, okay?
11:28Now, you have fun today.
11:29And remember, there is no reason to be insecure
11:31because you are perfect just the way you are.
11:34No.
11:36Oh, I feel like that's what parents need to tell their kids all the time.
11:39I feel like this solves so many issues
11:41if parents would just like compliment their kids
11:43and make sure that they were secure.
11:45This would solve a lot of trauma.
11:47Forget him.
11:49Yeah, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
11:51Except your older sister.
12:07What? What are you gonna do?
12:08Great job, everyone.
12:09Now, let's partner up for the waltz.
12:13Hey, would you like to be my partner?
12:15No.
12:16Hey, do you want to be my partner?
12:18Yeah.
12:20I mean, sure.
12:21In the 0.2 seconds that it took for her to reject him,
12:25he already moved on to her sister.
12:26Very nice dance shoes, Sage.
12:28Oh, thank you.
12:29My daddy just bought them for me.
12:31Peyton, are you sure you're gonna be able to dance in those?
12:33They look a little big.
12:35Oh, um, yeah, I'll be fine.
12:37I think teachers know better not to make fun of kids.
12:39She has all this money and no friends
12:41and no personality either
12:42because anytime you try to talk to the rich girl,
12:44Oh, my daddy bought this.
12:45Oh, I have a brand new chanel.
12:47So what do you like to do?
12:48I like my daddy to take me shopping.
12:50I might actually sit this one out
12:51because I don't have a partner, so...
12:53I'll be your partner.
12:55Oh.
12:57It's her op.
12:59You're such a natural.
13:00You're practically floating across the floor.
13:03Calm down, Rizzlord 5000.
13:05Ouch.
13:06Be careful.
13:07These are new.
13:08I know, I know.
13:09Way to rub it in.
13:13It's not what I was trying to do.
13:18Let's take 10.
13:18Looks like we can all use a little break.
13:22What are you doing?
13:22Put that back on!
13:24But I'm not hot.
13:25And it's harder to dance with the mask on.
13:27If you walk in there and everyone takes one look at you,
13:29they're all gonna run.
13:31Trust me.
13:31This is for the better.
13:33But mom says I'm beautiful.
13:34All mothers say that.
13:36You think ugly girls' mothers say that they're ugly?
13:38No way.
13:40Hey.
13:48Oh no, he's gonna see her face.
13:51And see how ugly she is.
13:55Do you want me to buy you a new one?
13:57That was just on the floor.
13:59It's okay, I'll get her one.
14:02It's giving Mother Gothel trying to hide Rapunzel in the tower.
14:05Are you trying to embarrass me?
14:07Come on, let's see a face reveal.
14:09Save it.
14:09Just wear your mask.
14:10No face reveal.
14:11Aren't you gonna get me a new one?
14:13No, I'm not, okay?
14:15You're lucky I saved you from Danny.
14:17If he would have saw your face, he would have took off running.
14:20You don't think he'd actually want a total goblin as his dance partner, do you?
14:24Am I really that ugly?
14:27If they were to cast you as the Beast, you wouldn't have to wear a mask.
14:30Oh man, this is horrible.
14:32But I feel like y'all gotta realize,
14:34anything an older sibling says to you, they don't mean it.
14:37I hope you guys know that.
14:38This is so horrible because honestly, going through school,
14:40it just takes one person to tell you you're ugly,
14:43or your nose is big,
14:44or just something about your appearance,
14:46and it just like follows you through the rest of your life.
14:49That emotional damage.
14:53Where are you going?
14:54What do you mean?
14:55You just saw their uglies.
14:58Mom, what are you doing here?
15:00The real question is, why would you talk to your sister like that?
15:02Oh man, it's over. She'd get in the shoe.
15:04I heard everything you said.
15:05You are the reason that that beautiful little girl has been hiding her face behind a mask.
15:09Explain yourself to me right now, young lady.
15:11You don't get it!
15:12Everything has been so hard since Elise started coming around.
15:15You see?
15:17So you see!
15:18Before Elise showed up,
15:21I was always the center of attention.
15:23I used to be the star of the show.
15:27Literally, all the attention made me feel special.
15:30But when Elise started showing up,
15:33it's like I disappeared.
15:36She's so much prettier than me,
15:39and dresses better than me.
15:41Y'all are both pretty!
15:42Like literally sisters!
15:44What I don't understand is that y'all can share the spotlight.
15:48You don't have to compete.
15:50That's your sister, not your aunt.
15:52Comparison is the thief of joy.
15:55Everyone wanted to talk to her more than me.
15:58All the girls wanted to be like her.
16:00All the boys liked her.
16:02I mean, of course they did.
16:05She's pretty and talented.
16:07And it was like, I suddenly wasn't anymore.
16:11She's always stealing my limelight.
16:14I'm so proud of her.
16:15I'm so proud of her.
16:16I'm so proud of her.
16:17I'm so proud of her.
16:18I'm so proud of her.
16:19I'm so proud of her.
16:20Stealing my limelight.
16:22Even when we went to the open call two months ago,
16:26the casting director didn't even look at me.
16:30Instead, she was too interested in Elise the second she saw her.
16:35So you see, that's why I was being so mean to Elise.
16:38It didn't actually mean anything I said to her.
16:41I was just jealous that she was better than me.
16:44Sweetie, there is no reason for you to be jealous of Elise,
16:48and there's no reason for her to be jealous of you.
16:49There is no comparison.
16:51Yes, there is.
16:52There was no comparison because you guys are sisters.
16:54Like, if somebody compared me to my sister, I'd take it as a compliment.
16:57Let me ask you this.
16:58The sun and the moon.
17:01They both have their own unique, beautiful light, right?
17:04Does that make one more beautiful than the other?
17:07There is no comparison.
17:08Just like you and Elise.
17:10You both have her own beautiful light and your unique time to shine.
17:14You're right.
17:15But I still can't shake this feeling that she's better than me.
17:18Okay, well, I wasn't going to show you this until after dinner.
17:20But do you remember that open call that you went to?
17:23Well, you got a call back.
17:28And Elise did it.
17:30Do you see?
17:30There is no reason for you to be jealous of her.
17:34And there's no reason for her to be jealous of you either.
17:36Okay, mother, whose side are you on now?
17:38You got the call back.
17:39Elise did it.
17:40And I don't think she will be because she is-
17:41She's gonna go rough that in her face now.
17:43And I need you to do the same.
17:44Yeah, go apologize to your horrible child.
17:47Here you go.
17:48Thank you, mom.
17:49You're welcome.
17:52Elise!
17:53Crying with a mask on is crazy.
17:55Look, I'm sorry, okay?
17:56That's some dedication.
17:57I just want to talk.
17:59Is mom still here?
18:00I want to leave.
18:02No, she had to go back to work and we have to go back to practice.
18:07Look, I'm sorry, okay?
18:09I was just jealous.
18:11Jealous?
18:12Why would you be jealous?
18:13You're literally perfect.
18:17What are you doing?
18:18Oh my gosh, don't look over there.
18:20But the prettiest girl is standing right there.
18:24I don't want to startle her, okay?
18:26So turn slowly.
18:31She really just rizzed up her sister.
18:33I feel like they're sisters in real life.
18:35Really?
18:36Why do you think I was making you wear the mask?
18:38Because I was jealous.
18:40And you were getting all the attention.
18:42Okay, unrealistic.
18:43Nobody would ever admit that to their sibling.
18:45They would just be like,
18:46so, um, I made a peanut butter jelly sandwich.
18:49Do you want half of it?
18:50Take it.
18:50Stop being mad at me.
18:52To be honest, I think you're way prettier.
18:55I've always looked up to you because you're so much cooler.
18:58I wish I was like you.
18:59You know what I think?
19:01I think that we both shine in our own ways.
19:05No, that's what mom thinks.
19:07I think they're actual sisters in real life.
19:09Your voice is so pretty.
19:10I wouldn't be surprised if you got Belle.
19:11The director should be posting a cast and crew list today.
19:14Yeah, Belle's voice is so pretty.
19:17Aw, thanks guys.
19:18All right, I'm done.
19:19Take a look.
19:20Elise, would you mind helping me?
19:22I'm kind of struggling.
19:25Whoa, your makeup looks amazing.
19:27Thanks.
19:28It was all Elle though.
19:30I'm not surprised that you have a crush on her.
19:32What are you talking about?
19:33I don't have a crush on Elise.
19:36You don't?
19:38Then why were you being so nice to her?
19:41Isn't it obvious?
19:42I like you.
19:43Of course, I'm gonna be nice to your little sister.
19:47I mean, don't get me wrong.
19:49She's sweet and all, but I've always had a huge crush on you.
19:52You're always confident, outgoing,
19:56and I love how supportive you are of Elle.
19:58She wasn't supportive up until five minutes ago.
20:02Put the mask on.
20:03Oh, you're so supportive.
20:04Okay.
20:05It shows me how secure you are.
20:07And I think that's us actually.
20:09I was wondering.
20:12You know, she's low-key giving Miranda Cosgrove from iCarly.
20:16Would you like to hang out this weekend?
20:18I'd like that.
20:21Hang out and do what?
20:22Like a date?
20:22What's wrong?
20:24I'm talking to y'all kids, they're too young.
20:26I wish I had those instead of these cheap ones I made.
20:29Hey, you need to stop comparing yourself to Sage.
20:32Yeah, shut up.
20:33It's honestly getting so annoying.
20:34Like I made these, but I hate them because she has new ones.
20:38Shut up.
20:39They're not even bad.
20:40Just like the moon and the sun.
20:42You each have your own light and your own time to shine.
20:45So there's nothing to be jealous of.
20:46Yeah, but her light is Louis Vuitton.
20:48But I'd rather have her light.
20:50Have you seen how nice her stuff is?
20:52You don't even know what her life is like.
20:54How am I not supposed to be jealous?
20:55She may be rich, but you're super crafty and good at creating things.
21:00That's something you should be proud of.
21:01That's way better.
21:02Cast and crew list coming through.
21:06All right, here we go.
21:09Oh, okay.
21:11All right, who got Beauty?
21:11Who got the Beast?
21:12Oh my gosh, I caught Belle.
21:14I knew you could do it.
21:17Yes, I'm head of wardrobe.
21:18Hey Peyton, I'd just like to say I really like your style.
21:22And I think that it's so cool that you sew your own clothes.
21:25I want to get better at sewing like you.
21:27Do you think that you can help me out?
21:29You like my style?
21:30Of course.
21:31I was wondering if I could pay you for a custom piece.
21:35I forgot.
21:38Wow, happy ending.
21:40Yay.
21:41I feel like the rich girl is so nice.
21:43Very rare for a Dhar Mann video.
21:45But anyways, that's all for today.
21:47I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
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