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00:00B-B-Barbarian! B-B-Barbarian! B-B-Barbarian! B-B-Barbarian!
00:07He's the Barbarian!
00:10He's big and strong!
00:14He's got a fang and candy in his mouth!
00:17He's a princess and a chimp!
00:20I'm going to the bathroom!
00:21Mother, father, king, queen, the future of the country!
00:25They went out to fight the devils and now there's candy!
00:29Huh?
00:30Boss!
00:33He's got a fang and candy in his mouth!
00:39But what can we do?
00:43There's no other way!
00:46B-B-Barbarian! B-B-Barbarian! B-B-Barbarian!
00:51B-B-Barbarian! B-B-Barbarian! B-B-Barbarian!
00:56B-B-Barbarian!
00:59Since the creation of the world, the heroes have been doing a lot of research.
01:03Some have faced the worst storms.
01:05Some have defeated the worst warriors.
01:07Hey, Dev!
01:08And some just ran to the bookstore.
01:11Um, excuse me, I ordered a book.
01:14A book about the poems of Padak Singh.
01:16Padak Singh!
01:17Ah!
01:18I've never written so many useless poems.
01:20I read one of those poems 30 years ago and since then I've gone blind.
01:25Oh, that's so sad.
01:26And my left hand is numb.
01:28Oh, that's so sad.
01:29And I've lost both my legs.
01:31But you have legs.
01:33I found them later, under the sofa.
01:37Anyway, what can I do for you?
01:39Um, I want to buy a book about Padak Singh.
01:41Ah!
01:42A book!
01:43A book!
01:44Where did that book go?
01:47Yes, I sold it two minutes ago.
01:48You sold it?
01:50Bye, Dev.
01:56Aha!
01:57Stop, you poet thief!
01:59Not you!
02:00Who challenged me?
02:04Oh, my!
02:05I...
02:06You...
02:07Poet...
02:08Aha!
02:09So you're crazy about Padak Singh's poems?
02:12I'm Princess Emma Plotts of Heragoth.
02:17Heragoth?
02:18Yes, yes, I've heard of Heragoth.
02:20There are a lot of daisies there.
02:23Why am I talking nonsense?
02:25I should say something good.
02:27Good!
02:28I'm allergic to daisies.
02:29They make me grumpy.
02:30Oh!
02:31Me too.
02:32Where did you get it?
02:33I don't know.
02:34Neither do I.
02:35Do you like mackerels?
02:37A lot!
02:38His name is Mr. Hooty.
02:40And his name is Sir Hootworth, Mack Hootington III.
02:44Oh, my!
02:45And so, Dev and Princess Emma Plotts fall in love.
02:49It seems they're meant for each other.
02:51They're both allergic to the same thing.
02:55And they both sing Baberian songs.
02:57Yes, we meet each other so many times.
03:01Oh!
03:02There are as many stars in the sky as there are stars.
03:07They both like the same thing.
03:15And yes, they both recite Padking's poems to each other.
03:19My darling, don't do it.
03:21Don't hate me, please.
03:23Your smelly feet smell like French cheese to me.
03:26Oh, Dev.
03:28Tell me another one.
03:34What did you like about that stupid girl, Dev?
03:37Well, she's smart, beautiful, and...
03:40And she keeps blabbering, like...
03:43I'll win the world, and...
03:45I'll win the world, and...
03:51This Emma Plotts is not the evil princess, is she?
03:55Not at all.
03:56Is her cute laugh something like this?
04:01Not at all.
04:02Evil princess.
04:03She's definitely the evil princess.
04:05Oh, I get it.
04:06Because her laugh is scary.
04:08She keeps the scary zombies in her control.
04:10And she has the evil princess on all her handkerchiefs.
04:12You guys think she's evil.
04:14That's so sad.
04:16I knew love was blind.
04:18But I didn't know it was dumb.
04:23And here, in Emma Plotts' evil palace...
04:31Who is it?
04:33Emma Plotts.
04:34Who's Emma Plotts?
04:35Mom, enough of the jokes.
04:38What news have you brought?
04:40The evil princess of the evil palace.
04:45I had another great day with Dev.
04:48You told him you swore to stand by the evil, didn't you?
04:52Well...
04:53No, I didn't.
04:54Emma Plotts, the princess!
04:57Relationships aren't based on lies.
05:00If his love is true, he'll love you the way you are.
05:04Maybe.
05:05And if he doesn't, blow his head off with your magical powers.
05:09Emma Plotts, sit down.
05:15Mom, don't try to kill my boyfriend.
05:18Sweetie, you should talk to Dev.
05:20The evil princess of the evil palace...
05:23Will you shut up?
05:26Did you come at the wrong time?
05:28I'll come later when that evil woman doesn't make a mess on the floor.
05:33Dev, I have to say something.
05:35That evil woman is actually my mom.
05:37And I'm really evil.
05:38Oh, no!
05:39I do all the bad things.
05:40Destroying cities, harassing people,
05:43giving books to the library late.
05:45But you don't look evil.
05:47It was nice of my dad to come home.
05:49Oh, Dev.
05:50We can put an end to this, can't we?
05:52We'll try, sweetie.
05:54We'll try.
05:56If we don't try, this story will be too short.
05:59And Dev tries to be evil.
06:02Oh, net logs!
06:05Let's see.
06:08Why don't you take two?
06:12And now, Applauds tries to be good.
06:17Just in time.
06:18It's amazing.
06:19It's not the last 15.
06:23Okay.
06:24It was a waste of effort.
06:25Absolutely.
06:26Taking a free sample was so bad that I bought 10,000 net logs.
06:31Net logs!
06:32Ho, ho, ho!
06:35Dev, can't you really be evil?
06:38I don't think I'm used to it.
06:40Just try once.
06:42I'm sorry.
06:43I can't do it.
06:45It's all over now.
06:48Are you breaking the friendship?
06:49We can't do it.
06:50Believe me.
06:51But yes.
06:52I'll miss you whenever I'm angry.
06:57Rule number one of friendship.
06:59Never break friendship with an evil princess.
07:06They shouldn't have left the net logs alone.
07:08But how would I know?
07:11So many net logs.
07:12The bed is too small.
07:13Are you okay, Uncle Osrich?
07:16I'll be fine.
07:17Did the evil princess feel bad, Dev?
07:19No.
07:20I was very smart.
07:21You're lucky.
07:22When I broke friendship with an evil princess,
07:24she sent the dirty pixies to destroy me.
07:26You'll break friendship with me?
07:28Dirty pixies!
07:29Attack!
07:34The evil princess sends the dirty pixies to destroy the net logs.
07:39They won't stop.
07:41That's right.
07:42So, Dev, if we can't stay together,
07:45you'll have to pay for it.
07:50You're angry with me, aren't you?
07:53Look at this.
07:54The dirty pixies have attacked the net logs.
07:57They're breaking everything that comes in their way.
07:59They're leaving their marks on everything.
08:06Oh, no.
08:07We'll have to clean the track.
08:08If we hit them, they'll split into two.
08:10How will we finish them?
08:11If only we knew how the armoplots used to control them.
08:14Wait a minute.
08:15Some of the pixies have stopped.
08:16Oh, no.
08:17I'm tired.
08:19My friend, I'm done with my filthiness.
08:21I can't even dirty things now.
08:24Lazybones!
08:25Sit down or I'll recite a poem.
08:27Don't do that.
08:29My darling, don't hate me, please.
08:32Your stinky feet smell like French cheese to me.
08:39I don't understand.
08:40The armoplots read something from the blue book
08:42and then they started breaking things.
08:44Oh, I see.
08:45They're controlling the pixies by reading the poems of the pedaxes.
08:48They must have trouble with the poems.
08:50Yes.
08:51Everyone has a little trouble.
08:53Now, the unique power of the poems can save us.
08:57Dave quickly turns a rope, a squirrel and a megaphone
09:01into a big megaphone.
09:04Listen, listen, pixies.
09:07I order you to leave this country
09:09or I'll recite a poem.
09:11I'm wearing a maxi.
09:13Maxi, maxi.
09:14I'm calling a taxi.
09:16Maxi.
09:19Yes.
09:20The pixies had to go where they came from
09:22to bear the pain of the poem.
09:26So, Dave, you thought you could leave me
09:28and nothing would happen to you?
09:30Nonsense.
09:32Dave is not here.
09:34Sorry.
09:35When I have to say bad things,
09:37I don't wear glasses.
09:38Because I look stupid in them.
09:41Can anyone else hear the pain of the pixies?
09:47Go, go.
09:48Eat vegetables and become big.
09:50If you eat rotten food, vomit it.
09:57Amazing.
09:58To control these dirty pixies,
10:00I kept searching for stupid poems.
10:03But where did you get these dirty, useless poems?
10:06I wrote them myself.
10:09We can't be friends again, Dave.
10:11The one who writes such bad poems
10:13can't just be good.
10:15You're not joking, are you?
10:17You haven't seen my other form yet, Dave.
10:21Here's one of my memorabilia.
10:24Goodbye, my evil princess.
10:26Goodbye.
10:28Poems of Panic!
10:30Hey!
10:31Someone tore the last page.
10:35You evil princess, I'm obliged.
10:37You're very bad.
10:41Hi, I'm Dave the Barbarian.
10:43And this is my dear friend, Faffy.
10:48By the way, you must be wondering
10:49why I tied a squirrel with a megaphone.
10:52Well, goodbye.
10:57I'm the Barbarian.
10:59I'm the Barbarian.
11:01I'm the Barbarian.
11:03I'm the Barbarian.
11:05Oh, boy!
11:07Welcome to the fun and games of time.
11:10Because our story begins
11:12many years from now.
11:14In the wonderful and strange year of 1994.
11:19In this modern high-tech world,
11:21we go to the Conglomerated Pants Company
11:23where a poor, helpless Ned Fisherman is sitting.
11:28I haven't done anything in nine years
11:30except tear my zippers.
11:32I haven't complained either.
11:35I'll never be able to be
11:37the Employee of the Month.
11:42Yes, Ned's sad life was just a farce.
11:44One day, a rumbling comet
11:46collides with his zipper.
11:48A few seconds later,
11:49it leaves hyper-violet-mercury rays
11:51on the trivial laser zipper.
11:53Then it takes a bath in mysterious chemicals.
11:55It drowns in the magical powers of the Norse gods.
11:57The radioactive grasshopper bites it.
12:00And a great man gives the knowledge
12:02of confusing a man's mind.
12:05Wow! This is happening for the first time.
12:08All these events turned Ned's ordinary zipper
12:11into a time zipper.
12:13I can go back in time?
12:15Wow!
12:18Shoot the Employee of the Month.
12:20I'll go back in time
12:22and conquer the world with my modern technology.
12:25Ned Fisherman will be the most powerful man in history.
12:30Now, Fisherman will create a new history.
12:32Yes, a new history.
12:37Many centuries ago,
12:39our heroes were waiting for their story to begin.
12:43Listen!
12:44The show has been on for two minutes.
12:47Okay, look.
12:48It's time to face the bad guy.
12:50Now!
12:54Don't think I'm old-fashioned.
12:56I'm Ned Fisherman,
12:58the man of the future.
13:01Kids, we just saw a glimpse of the future.
13:04Think about it.
13:06Think about it.
13:08Will I ever wear clothes like this?
13:11Bow your head in front of me and my modern technology.
13:14I don't bow my head in front of strangers.
13:16Okay.
13:17But look at these amazing things of the future.
13:21Watch out!
13:22Just touch the button
13:24and I'll open the garage door
13:26without getting out of the car.
13:32This is magic.
13:34What's a garage?
13:35What's a car?
13:36I don't understand the meaning of button.
13:38Aren't you afraid of old things?
13:41Anyway...
13:43Are you afraid of the fruit juice maker in Minto?
13:47What's a fruit?
13:48Okay, okay.
13:49I have more.
13:50A great fan.
13:51A diet candy bar.
13:53A sparkling foot-in-sole.
13:55A wireless salad tosser.
13:57Wait a minute.
13:58You'll have to tremble in front of this.
14:01This is a game car.
14:06You can play Bash the Behemoth in this.
14:09How do I hit Behemoth?
14:11Press both buttons at the same time.
14:14I hit one.
14:15The graphics are good.
14:16What do you mean by graphics?
14:17I don't understand what he means.
14:19Give it to me.
14:20The idea of ruling the ancient world comes to mind.
14:23He has to do only one thing.
14:25Give it to me.
14:28He has to go to the super stove.
14:31Game guys.
14:32Game guys.
14:34Excuse me.
14:35Can we help you keep these in your spaceship?
14:38And Ned starts working on his ingenious plan.
14:42This is for you.
14:43This is for you.
14:50You know, I used to practice for hours to laugh like this.
14:54But I never got a chance to use it.
14:58And here it is.
14:59He is crazy about the colorful, multi-level, and fun games.
15:10Hey, we should be on guard.
15:12We just need to get to level 6.
15:14Hey, we should go inside.
15:16We just need to get to level 6.
15:18Even the royal family is wasting their precious time.
15:22Can I play?
15:23No.
15:24Please.
15:25No.
15:26Please.
15:27No.
15:28I had a dream last night.
15:29Black boxes were coming to me.
15:31And they were sniffing some fragrance.
15:33I don't want to hear your dream.
15:34Here, play.
15:37What should I do now?
15:38I don't have a ring.
15:40But I will have fun for a while.
15:42He stopped.
15:43Hey.
15:44Hey.
15:45Hey.
15:46Hey.
15:47The plan is working.
15:49You want batteries.
15:51I will give you batteries.
15:54But I will charge you.
15:59Now, I will rule the old world.
16:02I am starting the band.
16:04Yes, for the batteries, the people of Udhagaut
16:07made a gold sphinx for Nand Fishman, which was
16:13Mount Fishmore.
16:15They made a big golf course for Nand.
16:18They made the Great Pyramid.
16:22What is happening?
16:25What is happening?
16:27I am really working.
16:29Me?
16:30When will you understand that all this is wrong?
16:33Yes.
16:36I put in another slab.
16:38Give us our batteries.
16:40Yes.
16:41I want it.
16:44You want more batteries?
16:45Yes.
16:46You will get it.
16:47You just complete the task of 10 slabs.
16:50Yes, master.
16:52But the most difficult task that Dev got was
16:58to make a sandwich in the name of Nand.
17:01Thank God, he didn't put any money in it.
17:05Mayonnaise or mustard.
17:06The perfect combination of both.
17:08I will say, Mayotard.
17:10Oh, I will get more batteries.
17:12Do you know what is happening?
17:14That boy has made you a slave with the help of the game.
17:17I don't have rings to play with, so I am jealous.
17:19Because you are telling the truth, but there is nothing like that.
17:22Look at this.
17:23Mayotard.
17:25Poor Fathoms.
17:26He doesn't even have rings.
17:32I knew that there is one more.
17:34And this way, the responsibility of defeating Ned Fishman comes.
17:38So, he is very brave on the members without rings.
17:43He has been troubling us for centuries.
17:45Come, come.
17:46Look at them.
17:47Look at them.
17:48They don't even have rings.
17:50Let's taunt them.
17:51But who will save our country now?
18:00The great Ned Fishman got more slaves.
18:03Be careful, bad man.
18:06Attack.
18:11Yes, level 6.
18:12And stop.
18:13Go.
18:16No one can defeat Ned Fishman.
18:18He is the man of the future.
18:20Okie dokie.
18:21You wanted a good sandwich, right?
18:23I have brought three types of sandwiches for you.
18:25Wait a minute.
18:26First, let me lock these three in the pyramid forever.
18:34How did you like this technology of the future?
18:36Does this happen in any other pyramid?
18:38No, no.
18:39I don't think so.
18:40David.
18:41Lula, I would definitely help you.
18:43But I need batteries.
18:44If you save us, I will tell you the trick to reach level 7.
18:49Hey, stop.
18:50You can't do anything to my friends if I am there.
19:04Help.
19:06Oh, thank you, David.
19:08How dare you fight with Ned Fishman?
19:11I order you to attack level 7.
19:17That way.
19:18That way.
19:32My ancient powerful world is ruined.
19:39Oh, no.
19:40So what if Ned Fishman is destroyed?
19:42His old enemy will also be destroyed along with him.
19:45That's not necessary.
19:46Wait a minute.
19:50Who wants a sandwich?
19:54James the Barbarian.
19:58What have you done?
20:00Don't bite me.
20:03Come on, fulfill your promise.
20:04How do we reach level 7?
20:05Ask the direction after reaching level 6.
20:07Hey, why didn't I think of that?
20:10David will announce later.
20:12People of Udragad, you are free from Ned Fishman's slavery.
20:18Now you don't have to work hard for batteries.
20:22Because you won't be Game Guys anymore.
20:29Centuries later.
20:31Centuries later.
20:33One day I will go to the past.
20:35And my influence will be so deep that the Barbarians will be called the Fishbarians.
20:41Or the Barbarianettes.
20:44Or the Neddyberryfishians.
20:48I am proud to say that this time the employee of the month is...
20:52Please, please, please.
20:54Rex.
20:55Hurray!
21:00Oh, my fate!