Dave The Barbarian Season 01 Ep 01 Hindi blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
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00:00B-B-Barbarians! B-B-Barbarians! B-B-Barbarians! B-B-Barbarians!
00:07Look, Barbarians!
00:10Look at the big screen!
00:14It has a flag and candy on it!
00:17There's a princess and a chimp!
00:20I'm a butterfly!
00:21Mother, father, king, queen, the king of the world!
00:25They went out to fight the devils and now there's candy!
00:29Boss!
00:32It has a flag and candy on it!
00:39But what can we do?
00:42There's no other way!
00:45Barbarians! B-B-Barbarians! B-B-Barbarians!
00:50B-B-Barbarians! B-B-Barbarians!
00:54B-B-Barbarians!
00:59In the beginning of our story, the one who attacked God
01:02the most dangerous, the most terrifying thing
01:06was Muffin!
01:08Not this one!
01:11This one!
01:12Long live the princess!
01:13A big, evil Muffin has spread oil in the forest!
01:16It's very terrifying! Terrifying!
01:19A big, terrifying Muffin?
01:21Oh no! Why did I become the princess of such a strange country?
01:25What do we do now?
01:27I'll spank him! I'll spank him!
01:31Nothing will happen to him!
01:32Does anyone have a dog that barks?
01:34Only that can scare him!
01:35Oh, forget it! I'll eat him!
01:37He doesn't have a banana flavor, does he?
01:39I don't like banana Muffins!
01:40I don't like the talking forest at all!
01:42I feel something when I see talking trees!
01:44If we don't pay attention to him, he'll go away, right?
01:46Hey! You're the princess! You have to stop him!
01:49Why me? The big one is Dev!
01:51No! No! No!
01:54Think! Think! Make a decision!
01:56He's right! We shouldn't just stand here and fight!
01:59We have to go to the talking forest, right?
02:01And we have to fight amongst ourselves!
02:10Oh no! I've never seen such a big Muffin before!
02:12Okay! If we see him, why should I care if he's not destroying good shops?
02:18My magic will take care of him!
02:20Rum jinga jiga rum binga!
02:23What's this? You made it bigger!
02:25Yes! It's about 10% bigger!
02:26What do I know about you?
02:28The monster is huge! We should run!
02:30Do you know what will control the monster?
02:33Something with a thread!
02:36Oh! I wish you had something with a thread, David!
02:39If you did...
02:40Don't try to act smart!
02:41We have to cut the Muffin!
02:43That sounds weird!
02:45Stop, you naughty cake!
02:47You can't finish my friends by cutting them!
02:49Even without a permit!
02:55Dangerous sword is out!
02:58It's my fault!
03:04He'll eat Dave!
03:05Give me the stick!
03:06You can't use it!
03:07It takes years to learn!
03:09Bang!
03:14Why am I trying to make magic difficult?
03:16Thanks, Fang!
03:17I was saved from becoming a part of his breakfast!
03:20David!
03:21It's good that your empty head was saved!
03:24Now get me out of here!
03:26Sorry, Lula!
03:32You're stuck!
03:33One minute!
03:46Okay!
03:51Don't spit on your hands!
03:53But that's very...
03:54...dirty!
03:58I am the magical sprite of the storm!
04:04I'll have to reduce the smoke!
04:06Be careful!
04:07Your sword is stuck in the talking tree!
04:10That's why I don't like the talking forest!
04:13Is there anything that doesn't talk?
04:15That rock over there?
04:17No!
04:18I'll say it!
04:19Okay, listen up!
04:20Your sword is badly stuck!
04:24Whoever pulls the sword out of the tree...
04:26...will be the real king of Udragaut!
04:28Pull out the sword and become the king!
04:30Understood?
04:31Then start pulling!
04:32Hurry up!
04:34And our heroes try to pull out the sword...
04:37...one by one!
04:42But to no avail!
04:46Oh no!
04:52What's the matter?
04:53Are you scared?
04:56I'm scared!
04:57I'm scared!
04:59Get me out of here!
05:01There are insects in this tree!
05:03That's true!
05:07The news has spread...
05:08...that whoever pulls the sword out of the tree...
05:10...will be the king of Udragaut!
05:12People have come from far and wide...
05:14...to try their luck...
05:15...and win the crown of Udragaut!
05:18T-shirts!
05:19Try it and lose!
05:20Buy a T-shirt!
05:21And sell your trash!
05:31This doctor's shop is doing well!
05:34Everyone tried their luck...
05:36...and now there's only sorrow!
05:38Sorrow...
05:39...and dust!
05:41No one survived!
05:42Oh!
05:43Am I going to be stuck in this tree forever?
05:46That's true!
05:47It's time!
05:49Give up, little girl!
05:50What are you saying?
05:52Look at this...
05:53...the rules of this jungle are 9, 8, 2, 3, 6, 4, 5...
05:56...but now...
05:57...if someone can't pull out the sword...
05:59...he'll be the sprite of the stamp king...
06:01...which is me!
06:02That's wrong!
06:03I follow the rules!
06:04I don't write them!
06:05But your name is on the rules!
06:07It must be a mistake!
06:09Anyway...
06:10Stampus...
06:11...Rampus...
06:12...King Dedede...
06:13...leave him...
06:14...and come to my head!
06:18Oh!
06:19Look at this!
06:20It looks great on my head, doesn't it?
06:24And that's how Sprite...
06:25...becomes the king of Udragaut...
06:27...and the master of our heroes!
06:29Yes, Sprite tells him to do the most dirty work!
06:33Hey!
06:34Stop it!
06:35I'll tell you when I need a massage!
06:37Understood?
06:38Yes, my lord!
06:39But why are you sitting on me?
06:41You have such a nice throne!
06:43What do you think?
06:44Because I can sit!
06:45Now do you understand?
06:46Maid!
06:47Feed me more bones!
06:49More bones?
06:50What if I hit you with a strong bone?
06:53Hey!
06:54You can't talk to the door like that!
06:55Now feed me!
06:56Chewing is very difficult!
06:58Isn't it?
07:00Wait!
07:01Don't feed Sprite with a spoon...
07:04...until I clean these teeth!
07:06Yes, my lord!
07:12Oh!
07:13Look at this nail!
07:15Oh, beautician girl!
07:17Yes?
07:19Wow!
07:20Did you bring the nail polish?
07:22I'll give it to you!
07:23Thank you!
07:24Thank you!
07:25Thank you!
07:26Thank you!
07:27Did you bring the nail polish?
07:29Make this nail a little smaller!
07:31I will never do this!
07:33I have to listen to Sprite!
07:35Why?
07:41Because...
07:43It's all your fault!
07:45Thank you!
07:46No!
07:47It's your fault!
07:48It's your fault!
07:49It's your fault!
07:50It's your fault!
07:51It's your fault!
07:52Hey, princess!
07:53If you don't want to be locked in a box with a tuna fish for the rest of your life...
07:56...then hurry up!
07:57Cut it!
07:58Chop-chop!
08:01There's dirt between your fingers.
08:02Remove it.
08:03Okay?
08:04Should I keep the dirt between my fingers...
08:06...in this bag, my lord?
08:09No!
08:10If you keep the dirt, it might become a world record!
08:12Got it?
08:15My lord!
08:16Do you remember Muffin Monster?
08:17No!
08:18I came to steal him after that!
08:19I found out that he had an older brother...
08:20...and I had to take revenge on him!
08:21He's scary!
08:22He's scary!
08:23Horrible!
08:25Okay.
08:26In order to save the country...
08:27...I'll have to sacrifice my life.
08:33Amazing!
08:34Hey!
08:35The first royal family!
08:38Okay!
08:39Whoever can defeat Muffin Monster...
08:40...will win this!
08:42This is a kind of a sign.
08:44Whoever wins this...
08:45...will get a leave from bathing me.
08:47Ha ha! I should have said something more powerful.
09:00Hey! He ate my room!
09:02There were my toys there!
09:04I mean, my weapons.
09:07That mark is mine!
09:09Give it to me!
09:10Never! I want that mark!
09:13Ouch!
09:15Ouch!
09:16He's so big that only a very powerful thing can stop him.
09:20Like Lula!
09:22Wait, did you all hear that?
09:24I'll catch Lula!
09:25No, I'll catch him first!
09:26Get out of my way!
09:28Oh, I think we've finally got some time.
09:31Lula, I couldn't get you out first.
09:34But now I'm dying to get you out.
09:37No, no, no!
09:43Ouch!
09:46Hey, we got Lula out!
09:48Whoever gets Lula out of the pond will be the real king of Udragaut.
09:52If we didn't do this together, this wouldn't have happened.
09:54Because we're all the kings of Udragaut.
09:56We're all from a royal family.
09:59He's back!
10:00Hey, if we're all kings, why do I have to wear this?
10:03Goodnight!
10:04Hey!
10:06Hey, he ate my room!
10:07There were my toys there!
10:10I mean, all my magic stuff.
10:17Oh, you fool!
10:18We got our king back.
10:20Now you can go back to the pond with your leaves.
10:23Can't I take a bath again?
10:26I'm going back!
10:29Okay, royal people of Udragaut.
10:34I'm going to cut the muffin!
10:36That sounds really weird.
10:38And our heroes defeated Muffin in the battle.
10:42We can't show you because it would be too expensive.
10:46After that, Muffin became a swing for all the kids.
10:51But not for Billy Bacon.
10:53He's not allowed to swing because he's naughty.
10:55End of story.
11:09The Great Indo Marketplace.
11:13Here, buyers get everything.
11:16From new fashions
11:19to fun pets.
11:22Play the hukoo, Murga.
11:24It'll be a great fun for the magicians.
11:27And a miracle of modern medicine.
11:29This will make you thin.
11:31It's called fattening.
11:34What's wrong with you?
11:36I'm just a little sad.
11:38I'm wondering why I'm here.
11:40What's the purpose of my life?
11:42You've been cured in the language of doctors.
11:45Nothing.
11:46I'll be cured, right?
11:47Cured?
11:48Yes, yes.
11:49Should I make a hole in your head or two?
11:51I came here for advice.
11:53I'll make a hole.
11:54If you want advice, read the self-help papers, okay?
11:58But yes, they're written in Sanskrit and Jharki.
12:01Yes, they're written in Sanskrit and Jharki.
12:03Sanskrit and Jharki?
12:04I'm there too.
12:06I'm in a very bad mood.
12:08So, according to these papers,
12:10you'll have to tell me what's on your mind.
12:12What's on my mind?
12:14I'll try.
12:21Thanks for the help.
12:22Dev, I'm feeling better now.
12:23Slut!
12:26I've found the purpose of life.
12:28Helping people.
12:31And for that, I'll have to become...
12:33Psycho!
12:34From Ecologist!
12:37What's a psycho?
12:39I mean, I talk to people about their problems.
12:41And their problems get solved.
12:43If I talk about you, will you get solved too?
12:46I can help you, Fang.
12:47Actually, your jealousy towards your more intelligent brother
12:50has taken a very terrible form.
12:53Oh, my head!
12:54Don't say such heavy words.
12:56How do you feel when you hear heavy words?
12:58Don't follow me!
12:59How does it feel when someone is following you?
13:00Stop asking me questions!
13:01How does it feel when someone is asking you questions?
13:03Daddy!
13:04Dev!
13:05I want to ask you a question!
13:06Stop it, James.
13:07Why?
13:08How do you feel when someone is asking you questions?
13:10I don't know.
13:11You don't know?
13:12How does it feel when someone is asking you questions?
13:13I want to go.
13:14How do you feel when someone is asking you questions?
13:15Unclosed, bitch!
13:16Dev is not asking me any questions!
13:18Look at this kid.
13:19I've got him for the magicians' function tomorrow.
13:22His name is Coco.
13:23How do you feel about the magicians' function?
13:25Dev, I...
13:26Dev, I...
13:27How do you feel about this?
13:28You're troubling me.
13:29You're troubling me.
13:30How do you feel?
13:31I'm angry.
13:32How do you feel?
13:33I'll shoot you.
13:37I was helping.
13:38Really?
13:39What's this green stuff on your face?
13:41It's a mask.
13:42It cleanses the facial hair.
13:47It's very effective.
13:49What do you think, Coco?
13:54I feel like I'm losing my hair.
13:56And how does it feel?
13:58Anger. I get angry at everything.
14:02Now I'm angry at you sitting here.
14:05I see. Lula, you can express your anger.
14:09Not like this.
14:10I want you to express your anger in the language of a psychoflubicologist.
14:15You want to hear me scream?
14:16Okay, here you go.
14:24And right now, deep inside the ground,
14:28Lula's voice woke up a terrible thing.
14:34Who woke up Ghosmeer?
14:36He is the master of Uttarakhand.
14:39Whoever wakes him up, will suffer.
14:44Or will suffer.
14:49This is a big problem.
14:50The world is going to end.
14:52Of course.
14:53Koko, the rooster that makes noise is also missing.
14:56Someone is coming.
14:58Oho.
15:00Who woke me up from a deep sleep?
15:02Who dared?
15:05She woke you up.
15:05Thank you, David.
15:06I will always remember you.
15:08I will surely teach you a lesson.
15:11I will finish everyone.
15:13I will take a terrible revenge.
15:16I will finish everything that...
15:19What is that word?
15:20I will finish everything that is...
15:23It must be in your name.
15:23It must be in your pocket.
15:24Shall I play the drum, rooster?
15:25Yes, that will be an obstacle in my path.
15:30Thank you, flying potatoes.
15:32And now, a fireball.
15:39I will burn the whole earth.
15:42But why?
15:43Why?
15:45I never thought about this before.
15:47Why would I ruin everything?
15:49Why do I get so angry?
15:50Why do I make this hairstyle?
15:52When I'm actually bald.
15:53Am I fooling anyone?
15:57I wish someone could help me.
15:59Someone whose goal is to help people.
16:04I, I, I...
16:06Oh, dear.
16:07I should have asked Quasimir for help.
16:11And then, my mom took my blanket.
16:13Your mom took your...
16:14My blanket.
16:15The one that flies at night.
16:17She said that if I want to be a big monster,
16:20I will have to give up my blanket.
16:24Look, you have to recognize your emotions and tell them.
16:28So, Quasimir, what do you think?
16:30I feel like...
16:31I feel like...
16:32I feel like ruining everything.
16:38I think the disease has developed a lot.
16:40What are you saying?
16:41He is still breaking everything.
16:43Yes, but now he knows the reason.
16:47So, tell me, who wants coffee?
16:52I, Quasimir, will tell you what's on my mind.
16:55And I will teach those who cry a lesson.
17:07Do you want anything?
17:10I, I just...
17:11You said cheese.
17:13Here you go.
17:15Cheese!
17:18Money.
17:19Give it to me quickly.
17:25I like cheese a lot.
17:28Not cheese.
17:29What's the matter?
17:30Cheese turns you into a monster.
17:31And?
17:32The more you turn into a monster, the more you destroy.
17:35And?
17:36Look, I'll explain it to you in simple words.
17:39He will destroy all the shops.
17:42He won't be able to do it without me.
17:47Don't bother the princess.
17:50Are you threatening me?
17:55Wow! Candy is beating up the evil Abhi.
18:02Oh, Bhopu, so Koko is also there.
18:06That's enough.
18:07I have to help Quasimir.
18:10No, no, no.
18:11Stop!
18:13Why are you stopping me?
18:15He is the enemy of the shops.
18:17And anyway, he will only get fat by eating cheese.
18:21My goal is to help people.
18:23And I will help you.
18:25I will use the most powerful weapon of psychophobicologists.
18:30The art of hands.
18:31I made a pot holder.
18:32It's beautiful.
18:35Very beautiful, Quasimir.
18:36Wow, Dave.
18:37The art of hands has turned this evil monster into a good man.
18:41Nothing is better than a pot holder for suppressed emotions.
18:44What should I do with it?
18:45Give it to your mom.
18:49Mom took my blanket.
18:54Oh, very good, David.
18:56Now we are back to where we started.
18:58Oh, no, no.
18:59Now it's worse than before.
19:07Dave, you became a psychophobic for a day.
19:10And you made the whole family angry.
19:12And you freed such a monster who is ruining the city.
19:15What do you want to say?
19:16Now you will understand.
19:18Oh, I understood.
19:21You are right.
19:22I had to help people.
19:23But I did nothing but give pain and sorrow.
19:26It's okay, Dave.
19:27You thought well.
19:28Thanks.
19:29But your good thinking was very useless.
19:32Dave, didn't you think that you are the cure for Quasimir?
19:36Quasimir's mom, do you have anything to say to your son?
19:39He never talks or sends a letter.
19:42Should sons be like this?
19:44He was very busy.
19:45In the last 50,000 years, he destroyed 14,000 buildings,
19:48800 acres of land, and killed an animal named Louis.
19:51It was an accident.
19:52I thought it was a toothpick.
19:54Oh, you have destroyed so much.
19:58You have really become a bad monster.
20:03Son.
20:05Mom.
20:07Harbert.
20:08Harbert.
20:09Look what I have.
20:13Wow, a blanket.
20:16Mom, I made this pot holder.
20:21Now we should celebrate.
20:23Yes, you are right.
20:24Harbert, what do you think?
20:25Should we break Mahadev's head?
20:30Everything is fine now.
20:32What did you say?
20:33He is going to finish half of Mahadev.
20:35Yes, we don't live in that house.
20:37You are right.
20:42Koko, I knew you were inside.
20:44But now you are not fit to take part in the function.
20:47Wow, I realized that my goal is to help people.
20:50But I can't do that.
20:51I am so stupid.
20:52Dave, you can help people.
20:55Really?
20:56I am ready to help.