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00:00It's Lucille Ball, Isabelle Sanford, Robert Moore and Richard Sinner, playing all this
00:21week in a Celebrity Christmas special on Body Language.
00:26Now, Body Language, Tom Kennedy!
00:30Hey, thank you.
00:32Thank you all.
00:33Thank you very much.
00:34Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
00:36Well, this is the end of our very special Christmas week and New Year's week because we won't
00:42be with you next Monday and Tuesday.
00:44This is our last chance to talk to you before the New Year.
00:46But we're going to usher out the old year in fine style because we have four of your
00:50favorite stars, and there they are right there, starting with Lucille Ball.
00:54Yes, indeed.
00:55All four of you stand up and take a bow.
00:56All four of you.
00:57There they are.
00:58Now, these four talented people are here this week playing for their favorite charities.
01:18Lucy, your charity is?
01:20The Orthopedic Ward of the Children's Hospital here in Los Angeles.
01:23For whom you have earned $4,900 thus far.
01:26And Robert Morris, playing for?
01:28Arthritis Foundation of Southern California.
01:31For whom you have earned $400 thus far.
01:33And Isabelle Sanford is playing for?
01:35Kwanzaa Foundation of Home Reaching the Needy Every Christmas.
01:39And $4,850 for that cause.
01:41And Richard Simmons?
01:43All my money goes to the Reach Foundation.
01:46We build exercise studios for the handicapped in 40 hospitals in the United States.
01:50And you have $1,600 for that cause.
01:52$1,600 helps.
01:53Now, all of these monies go to their charities.
01:57I want to also mention, before we get over there because we get so busy,
02:00I want to ask Isabelle, I heard that you're going to have a time change on the Jeffersons,
02:05and it happens in January.
02:06January 8th, absolutely.
02:08We come on CBS, 8 o'clock.
02:11We are opposite the...
02:12What day?
02:13So it's a change for...
02:14That's a Tuesday.
02:15Ah, good.
02:16We come on Tuesdays.
02:17All right.
02:18Yes, at 8 o'clock CBS.
02:19I wanted to make sure that we got that in.
02:20Now...
02:21Yay for the Jeffersons, they said.
02:22Thank you.
02:23Now, all of the monies that our celebrities make, as I said, go to charity.
02:28This is our final day, right?
02:30I told you at the beginning of the week that at the end of this week,
02:34whichever star is in the lead,
02:36that star, for his or her charity, will receive an additional $10,000.
02:42So this is a big day in front of us.
02:43Big day.
02:44Let's make it count.
02:45The object of our game is you have to have a series of words to help your partner solve a puzzle.
02:49Lucy, let's do it.
02:50Lucy, you hold me.
02:51Robin, you go right over there.
02:53Okay.
02:54Good luck to both of them.
02:56All right.
02:59You know the routine.
03:01Yeah.
03:0260 seconds on the clock.
03:03How many words?
03:04You're going to get five words.
03:05I am.
03:06Yes.
03:0760 seconds on the clock, please.
03:08Here is your first word.
03:10Here we go.
03:11And go.
03:12A coat, a yawn, sleepy, pajamas, bathrobe.
03:16You got one down.
03:18A little animal with a tail, a sight type of an animal, I guess.
03:27More.
03:28Moo, cow.
03:29A cow, a bull, a bull, a flank, a beef, side.
03:34Side of beef.
03:35Yeah.
03:36Next.
03:37Side of beef, a flying bird, Yolanda, the flying bird with big boobs.
03:46Big boobs.
03:47Small boobs.
03:48Small little boobs.
03:49A tinkerbell.
03:50Yes, you got it.
03:51Yes.
03:52Tinkerbell.
03:53Tinkerbell.
03:54Oh, frightened, scared of the ghosts.
03:56The ghost of family's past of Christmas tomorrow.
03:59Next year, Groundhog Day.
04:01Frightened.
04:02Pass.
04:03The ghosts.
04:04Pass.
04:05Pass.
04:06Oh, frightened, scared.
04:07Angel.
04:08Angelic.
04:09Quiet.
04:10A picture.
04:11Grandma Moses.
04:12One of those.
04:13A new game.
04:14Grandma Moses.
04:15Grandma Moses.
04:16Well, you were also Yolanda, the flying something.
04:17I don't know what the heck that was.
04:18Leonardo da Vinci.
04:19He's playing his own game over here.
04:20You got three words.
04:21Here's your puzzle.
04:22Let's look at the three words.
04:23One, and you...
04:24Here, I'll read it for you.
04:25You might blank the blank, your bathrobe or a sight of beef from one.
04:26Answer is B.
04:27Answer is C.
04:28C.
04:29Answer is D.
04:30Answer is D.
04:31Answer is C.
04:32Answer is D.
04:33Answer is D.
04:34Answer is D.
04:35Answer is D.
04:36Answer is D.
04:37Answer is D.
04:38Answer is D.
04:39Answer is D.
04:40Answer is D.
04:41Answer is D.
04:42from one, and the blank who blanked Tinkerbell had one.
04:46Time is up. Richard, come over here. You act like you know what it is, Robert.
04:53I know what it is, Robert. I'm sure you do, Richard.
04:57Take a blank first. Okay. One.
05:00You might hang, et cetera. Hook.
05:03Is it hook? Well, you do know it. You might hang the... That was a Mona Lisa that
05:12she was doing. Yeah, that was a very... It was a good Mona Lisa.
05:15It was a good Mona Lisa. It was a great...
05:17I forgot the phrase. It was a young Mona Lisa. Just remember that.
05:20Your bathrobe or a side of beef from one, and the captain unacted who chased... That's
05:26what the other one was. Tinkerbell had one. The captain who chased... Yeah.
05:29I don't know what captain... You landed the flying what?
05:32Oh, who knows? You landed the flying... You got $100 there, Richard. You and Isabel.
05:37Now that means that... Hey, listen. The first team to reach $500 wins this game, and we'll
05:41be right back. We'll be right back. You love this game. Yes. Right after this. I love this
05:44game. This man loves this game.
05:54Of that...
05:55All right. We have $100 for Isabel and Richard, and we have another $100 puzzle coming up.
06:05And it's for you two clowns over here. Isabel, you come with me. You go over there to the
06:10podium. Richard, come on up. There's another $100 puzzle. Oh, my goodness gracious. Are
06:17we all set? Boy, girl, everything.
06:20We're going to show you five out of seven words. 60 seconds on the clock, please. Here's
06:25your first word, and go.
06:29A television. A square.
06:31You got it. Next.
06:33Confetti.
06:34Yes. Next.
06:36Pass.
06:37Pass.
06:38Pass.
06:41Sick.
06:43Throw up.
06:44Yes. You got it. Next.
06:49Hugging, kissing, caressing, necking, petting. More?
06:55Oh, my God. Voluptuous.
06:59Oh, wait. Petting? No. A pass. You're making a pass. Pass.
07:06Pass. Pass.
07:07Yeah, pass. That was a good idea, wasn't it?
07:11Cold. Rain. Cold. Snow. Fog. Mist. Thunder. Lightning. Cold. Cold.
07:25A cold fighter. You're fighting a cold.
07:29I'm sorry, Isabel. It was cold and you're fighting.
07:33I like it. And he said, pass. And you said, well, that's a good idea. Go ahead and pass.
07:38At least I got throw up.
07:41You got three of them. That's quite good.
07:43Here's your puzzle. Here are your three words.
07:49It's when people in blank square... Wait a minute. It's when people in blank square throw up confetti.
07:55Drink blank and blank at blank.
07:58New Year's Eve.
07:59Is it New Year's Eve?
08:00Five dollars.
08:03Oh!
08:06How did you get that? Times Square?
08:09Yeah, Times Square.
08:10I just love this game. I hope I'm on the box of the home game.
08:14I certainly hope so.
08:15Little quotes. Lucy, I love playing it. Richard, it was a great time. Robert, we had so much fun.
08:20We're going to put you in the home game. You're going to be the home game.
08:23It's when people in Times Square throw up confetti, drink cold duck.
08:28Now, she was cold and what was she doing?
08:31She was sick.
08:33I was ducking.
08:34Oh, you were ducking.
08:35She was ducking and that's their cold duck.
08:37I got the puzzle. Don't be angry, Isabel.
08:40And...
08:41I'm sorry.
08:42And smooch is what she was going for.
08:45Does someone really smooch all over your body, honey?
08:48Yes.
08:49Mine usually stays in the neck up.
08:51At?
08:52Midnight.
08:53Midnight. Two hundred dollars you have. Get on over there.
08:55We'll be back with our $250 puzzles right after this.
09:02I'd like to give...
09:06Two hundred dollars for Isabel and for Richard for their charities thus far.
09:11We're not going to go into $250 puzzles.
09:14And if neither team reaches $500, we will then have a playoff.
09:18All right. Lucy, this time you're going to go over there to the receiving position.
09:21Robert, of course, you're going to come down here into the giving position.
09:24And we're going to play a $250 puzzle.
09:28Here we go.
09:29$250 puzzle.
09:30Here we go.
09:31Here we go, Ken.
09:32All right. 60 seconds on the clock, please.
09:35Here is your first word.
09:36And go.
09:38Dialing.
09:39Got it.
09:40Next.
09:42Pumping.
09:43Squeezing.
09:44Opening.
09:45Eating.
09:46Heart.
09:48Pump.
09:51Swimming.
09:52Swimming.
09:54Gulping.
09:56Good God. Fish.
10:00Jaws.
10:04Drink.
10:06Sat down. Glass.
10:08Cup. Mug.
10:09Cup. Something in the cup.
10:11Coffee.
10:12Booze.
10:13Liquor.
10:15Spirits.
10:16Whiskey.
10:18Gin.
10:21Scotch.
10:23The hell do you drink?
10:25Shake hands. How do you do?
10:26Panhandler.
10:27Panhandler.
10:29Pay the money. Get on.
10:31Bus.
10:32Bus fare. Goodbye.
10:35Parking lot.
10:37Parking meter.
10:38Time. Okay.
10:39I know.
10:40Hard to make a buck sometimes.
10:44That's all right.
10:47Listen, nobody said it was going to be easy.
10:49We didn't say that.
10:50Yes, you did.
10:51No, we didn't.
10:52You got one word.
10:53You said I would get every one.
10:55I didn't get one.
10:58Yes, you did. You got one word.
10:59What was it?
11:00Well, we'll find out.
11:01Pop it in there.
11:02Look there.
11:03See, it's right in the middle.
11:04Big deal.
11:05Probably one of the best ones up there.
11:07After you blank the blank in a blank,
11:10this is what you would dial to get blank and a blank.
11:14And it's also the name of a blank movie.
11:20Time is up.
11:21Isabel, come over here.
11:22We'll go back and forth to one of you.
11:23Solve this puzzle.
11:24Isabel, which blank next?
11:27Seven.
11:29And it's also the name of a Marx Brothers movie.
11:31Isabel.
11:34Time is up.
11:35Lucy, back to you.
11:36Which blank?
11:37One.
11:38All right.
11:39After you tip the blank in a blank,
11:41this is what you would dial.
11:43What do you think, Lucy?
11:46Time.
11:47Isabel, back to you.
11:48Which blank next?
11:49Time.
11:50Isabel, back to you.
11:51Which blank next?
11:52Three.
11:54After you tip the blank in a hotel,
11:57this is what you would dial, et cetera.
11:59A bellhop.
12:00Is it bellhop?
12:02No.
12:03Lucy, back to you.
12:04Which blank first?
12:05Five.
12:06All right.
12:07This is what you would dial to get cracked crab and a blank.
12:10And it's also the name of a Marx Brothers movie.
12:12Yeah.
12:13Animal crackers.
12:15Is it animal crackers?
12:16No.
12:17Isabel, back to you.
12:18Is it two or six?
12:19Two.
12:20After you tip the bellhop in a hotel,
12:23this is what you would dial, et cetera.
12:25Isabel.
12:26Room service.
12:27Is it room service?
12:37We'll deal with that in just a moment.
12:38After you tip the bellhop in a hotel,
12:40this is what you would dial to get cracked crab.
12:42And that's what he was.
12:43He was drinking beer, not scotch or bourbon.
12:45And it's also the name of a Marx Brothers movie.
12:47That I was in.
12:48You're kidding me.
12:49You're trying to tell me that you were in that movie?
12:52One of the first movies I ever did.
12:54Really?
12:55Room service.
12:57Look up there.
12:58Lucy, look up there at that board, that puzzle board,
13:01and tell me who you see.
13:02Butt.
13:10There she is.
13:18Ah!
13:20I know it's a figure.
13:21I know it.
13:22I know it.
13:23Yeah.
13:24I can't remember what I did yesterday, let alone that.
13:27And you thought it was animal crackers.
13:29What was that?
13:30They were eating bananas in that picture.
13:31Do you remember that?
13:32I don't know.
13:33I don't know.
13:34I'll tell you who else was in the picture.
13:35Was it Ann Miller?
13:36Was she?
13:37Yeah.
13:38She sure was.
13:39Yeah.
13:40I think so.
13:41I was told.
13:42No, no.
13:43No, not in that one.
13:44All right.
13:45What happened here?
13:46She was in it.
13:47She was in it.
13:48She was in it.
13:49She was in there.
13:50All right.
13:51Now, what do we do?
13:52Well, first of all, Lucy goes over and sits down.
13:53Now, you're going to stay right here because Richard's going to come down here and you
13:54two are going to work again.
13:55Oh.
13:56All right?
13:57Now, isn't that the way we go?
13:58We're going to go to commercial or what?
13:59I'm a little lost here.
14:00I got lost.
14:01You're lost.
14:02That's right.
14:03We have another $250 puzzle.
14:04All right.
14:05Now, if you guys get this, you win the game.
14:06Okay?
14:07I knew it wasn't animal crackers.
14:08What?
14:09If you get this puzzle.
14:10Don't tease me now.
14:11Well, you have $450.
14:13$250.
14:14It's over $500.
14:15All right.
14:16Okay.
14:1760 seconds on the clock.
14:18Here is your first word.
14:19Go.
14:20Animal.
14:21Crawling.
14:22Yes.
14:23Got it.
14:24Next.
14:25Table.
14:26Dinner.
14:27Supper.
14:28Floor.
14:29Picnic.
14:30Yes.
14:31Next.
14:32Behind.
14:33Rear.
14:34In.
14:35Buns.
14:36Yes.
14:37Yes.
14:38Next.
14:39Shooting.
14:40Gun.
14:41What do you call those guns?
14:42Gun.
14:43Tommy gun.
14:44Let's get back to it.
14:45Go.
14:46Next.
14:47Pass.
14:48Here we go.
14:49Pass.
14:50Automobile.
14:51Car.
14:52Big car.
14:53Big car.
14:54Pass.
14:55Pass.
14:56We're repeating.
14:57Tommy gun.
14:58Gun.
14:59Gun.
15:00Gun.
15:01Gun.
15:02Gun.
15:03Gun.
15:04Gun.
15:05Gun.
15:06Gun.
15:07Gun.
15:08Gun.
15:09Gun.
15:10Gun.
15:11What is...
15:12It's...
15:13Pass.
15:14Pass.
15:15And your time is up.
15:18All right.
15:20Good going.
15:22You got three of them.
15:25You got three out of five.
15:28If you get this, you win the game.
15:30Here's the puzzle.
15:31Here now are your three words.
15:33Here's one, two, and.
15:35If you won't find a blank or a blank and a blank of these,
15:39but at a blank picnic, they might crawl all over your buns.
15:43Ants.
15:44Is it ants for the game?
15:46And it is.
15:47Yes!
15:47Yes!
15:48Yes!
15:49Yes!
15:50Yes!
15:51Yes!
15:52Yes!
15:52Yes!
15:53Yes!
15:54Yes!
15:55Yes!
15:56Yes!
15:57Yes!
15:57Yes!
15:58Yes!
15:59Yes!
16:00Yes!
16:01Yes!
16:02Yes!
16:02Yes!
16:03Yes!
16:04Yes!
16:05That's a machine gun.
16:06Machine gun.
16:07Let's look up there.
16:08You won't find a machine gun or a tank.
16:11And that was the big tank in an army enacted of these.
16:14But at a family picnic,
16:16they might crawl all over your buns.
16:18You have won the game, Isabel and Richard.
16:20Wonderful.
16:21And now I want you to go over there
16:22and talk with Richard,
16:23who's going to give and who's going to receive.
16:26Because when we come back,
16:27you two are going to go for another $10,000
16:30for your charity.
16:31That's right up there.
16:32Let's keep on doing what you're doing.
16:34All right, all right.
16:35You have a chance now for $10,000,
16:37which will be split between your charities.
16:39All right.
16:40We're going to give you 60 seconds and 10 words.
16:42And Richard, every word's worth $100.
16:43Let's do it.
16:4460 seconds on the clock.
16:46Isabel, here is your first word.
16:49Now go.
16:50Umbrella.
16:50$100.
16:51Sweat.
16:52Ah.
16:53Ah.
16:54Ah.
16:55Ah.
16:55Ah.
16:56Ah.
16:57Ah.
16:58Ah.
16:59Ah.
17:00Ah.
17:00Ah.
17:01Ah.
17:02Feeling.
17:03Ah.
17:04Washing.
17:05Ah.
17:06Ah.
17:06Ah.
17:07Lying down and rubbing.
17:08Ah.
17:09Rubbing your body.
17:10Ah.
17:11Wanting someone.
17:11Pass.
17:12Ah.
17:13Okay.
17:14Let her pass.
17:15Ah.
17:16Hairspray.
17:16Yes.
17:17$200.
17:18Ah.
17:19Boxer.
17:20Fighting.
17:21Ah.
17:21Ah.
17:22Knocking.
17:23Knock.
17:24Knock.
17:25Winning.
17:26Ah.
17:26Person.
17:27The other person.
17:28Hit.
17:29Ah.
17:30Oh, the other person hits you.
17:32Salute.
17:32Yes.
17:33You have $300.
17:37Smack.
17:38Spanking.
17:39$400.
17:40Ah.
17:41Ah.
17:42Ah.
17:42Ah.
17:43Water.
17:44Hot water.
17:45Cold water.
17:46Faucet.
17:47Yes.
17:47Ah.
17:48Ah.
17:49$500.
17:50Ah.
17:51To hopscotch.
17:52$600.
17:52Ah.
17:53Ah.
17:54Laughing.
17:55Ho, ho, ho.
17:56Santa.
17:57Ah.
17:57Well, if Santa came after a bell.
17:58Ah.
17:59Ah.
18:00Now, the $600 can become $6,000.
18:03We're gonna give you 20 seconds and three words.
18:05If you get all three words, $6,000,
18:07but if it's not, you still get $600
18:09for both of your charities.
18:1120 seconds on the clock.
18:12Good luck.
18:13Here's your first of three words.
18:15Go.
18:17Horn.
18:18One down, two to go.
18:20Lipstick.
18:22Powder.
18:23Blush.
18:24Makeup.
18:24The whole thing.
18:25Yes, two down and one to go for $6,000.
18:27A drink.
18:28It's, it makes you bubbles.
18:31Champagne.
18:31Yes.
18:32Ah.
18:33Ah.
18:34Ah.
18:35Ah.
18:36Ah.
18:36Ah.
18:37Ah.
18:38Ah.
18:39Ah.
18:40Ah.
18:41Ah.
18:41Ah.
18:42Ah.
18:43$6,000.
18:44We'll be right back.
18:46Three.
18:47Ah.
18:48Ah.
18:48Ah.
18:49Ah.
18:50Ah.
18:51Ah.
18:52Ah.
18:53Ah.
18:53Ah.
18:54Ah.
18:55Ah.
18:56Ah.
18:57Ah.
18:58Yes.
19:03Well, it's time for today.
19:04This is our final show of Body Language
19:07for the year 1984.
19:08Here's what's happened
19:09in this most spectacular week.
19:11Our leader this week was Isabel Sanford.
19:13She received for that a $10,000 bonus for her charity.
19:16Her charity is the Kwanzaa Foundation.
19:18Kwanzaa.
19:19Kwanzaa.
19:20And for them, you have earned $18,200.
19:23Oh no.
19:25Lucille Ball, $4,900 for your charity, which is?
19:32Orthopedic Ward at the Children's Hospital.
19:35Congratulations to you, Lucille.
19:37Robert, you earned $400, but we're going to make that an even $2,000 for your charity, which is?
19:44The Arthritis Foundation of California.
19:46Of Southern California.
19:47Richard Simmons, for your charity, which is?
19:50The REACH Foundation to build exercise studios for the disabled.
19:53You have earned $4,950.
19:58On behalf of all of your charities, I want to thank all of you for a beautiful week here on Body Language.
20:04Thank you.
20:05Now, this is our last opportunity to say Happy New Year to everyone.
20:10Next Wednesday is New Year's, but from all of us to all of you, we wish you a Happy New Year.
20:19Happy New Year.
20:20All right.
20:21Thank you.
20:22Thank you.
20:23Thank you.
20:24Thank you.
20:25Thank you.
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