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Aired (July 16, 2024): Ayon kay Meme Vice, ang mala-poetry na pickup line ni Searchee Vhena ang best pickup line sa history ng 'EXpecially For You!' #GMANetwork


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00:00Let's play Searchy No. 2 Reveal!
00:07What's up, Madam Pipa!
00:10I'm Vaneline, 21 years old,
00:13the Makatang Kulihiyalan of Kalawag, Quezon!
00:17Makata!
00:19Let's have her recite a few lines of poetry.
00:24My love,
00:25perhaps there are not enough people
00:27to describe how I feel about you.
00:33Just a few lines, that's enough.
00:35But she's beautiful.
00:37It's not enough.
00:38She didn't say it's enough.
00:40It's okay, we appreciate that.
00:42Just a few lines.
00:43What's your name?
00:44Cute!
00:45I'm Vena.
00:46Vena.
00:47Yes, that's her last name.
00:48What?
00:49What's her name?
00:50No.
00:51Novena.
00:54That's really her name?
00:55What's her last name?
00:56Sausage.
00:57Vena Sausage!
00:59That's really her name?
01:01Yes.
01:02What's her last name?
01:03What's her last name?
01:03Natuto.
01:04Vena Natuto.
01:06That's her real name.
01:07You're playing with her.
01:08Her real name is Vena.
01:09Is that so?
01:10What's her last name?
01:11Morales.
01:14Are we still standing?
01:15Yes.
01:17She's also a sister to Ena.
01:19She's Vena.
01:20She's Vena.
01:21What does Vena do in real life?
01:22There, she chews.
01:25Makata.
01:26They have a beautiful formation.
01:27They're the type of people who queue up for PBB auditions.
01:29Yes, that's right.
01:31They're beautiful.
01:32Do you study?
01:33Yes.
01:34Incoming 4th year college.
01:37I'm taking Bachelor of Secondary Education.
01:39Oh, you're going to be a teacher.
01:41Yes.
01:42Who do you want to teach?
01:43Taking, what?
01:45Children or?
01:46Secondary.
01:48High school.
01:48High school.
01:50Secondary.
01:52I'll take Grade 2, Secondary.
01:53And I'll take Repeater.
01:57What school do you go to?
02:01Calawag Center College Incorporated.
02:03Calawan Laguna.
02:05Quezon Province.
02:07There's Calawan Laguna.
02:09Mayor Sanchez used to live there.
02:11Yes.
02:12The pineapple there is delicious.
02:13Pineapple, Calawan Laguna.
02:15It's also delicious in Dabao and Bukidnon.
02:17Yes, of course.
02:18And even in...
02:19Where?
02:20In Farmer's Market, the pineapple there is delicious.
02:22It's far from here.
02:23In Blue Man Tree, the pineapple there is delicious.
02:26Yes, in Blue Man Tree.
02:27It's in Farmer's Market.
02:28When was the last time you had a boyfriend?
02:30NBSB.
02:31Oh.
02:33National Bookstore, Stillsburg.
02:35Tita Virgie, thank you very much.
02:37She sent me new swatches.
02:39I love you, Tita Virgie.
02:40Wow.
02:41Do they also own a National Bookstore?
02:43No, no.
02:44Tita Virgie.
02:45National Bookstore.
02:46They also own one?
02:47They also own one.
02:52She also owns one.
02:53They also own one.
02:56National Bookstore.
02:57Since then.
02:58There.
02:59Okay.
03:00What's your pick-up line to Beans?
03:02Beans, are you a pig?
03:04Beans, are you a baguio?
03:08Baguio Beans?
03:12It's pork.
03:13Pork.
03:14Pork and beans.
03:15Pork and beans?
03:19What?
03:20Beans, are you a pig?
03:22Why?
03:23Because even in the darkest of nights,
03:26even in the middle of so many stars,
03:28in my eyes, it's not possible.
03:31You shine brightly.
03:33Oh.
03:34That's beautiful.
03:36For me, since we started, that's the best pick-up line.
03:39Yes.
03:40She thought about it.
03:41She didn't ask the writers.
03:45Some people ask the writers,
03:47maybe there's a pick-up line for the writers.
03:50And Makata.
03:51She defended what she said.
03:52Yes.

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