18 Doggone Mins. of The ABC/CBS/NBC/FOX Split Screen Credits Block! EDITED
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00:00Showing Mr. Trump my business.
00:03That's good.
00:04Because when we're not at each other's throats, I actually think we make a pretty good team.
00:09The best!
00:11Little hug?
00:14Thanks for watching ABC.
00:16Stay tuned now for your late local news.
00:30♪♪
00:48Next at 11, members of a church in North Charlotte are stunned tonight after a recent robbery.
00:53...and the Beast and Aladdin.
00:55♪ Share in the joy of the season. ♪
00:57Chelsea Grammer leads an all-star cast with Jason Alexander.
01:01♪ Link by link. Your chain is in the making. Link by link by R-N-I-N-K. ♪
01:09Jesse Morton.
01:10Now it's your turn, Ebeneezer.
01:12Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jane Krakowski in a holiday event for the entire family.
01:18Christmas Day, sir.
01:19I'm back.
01:20♪ It's only this Christmas, your wish is not true. Bye-bye! ♪
01:27God bless us, everyone!
01:29A Christmas Carol, the musical. Next on NBC.
01:35The...
01:40This week on an all-new Tonight Show, Jay welcomes Liam Neeson, Robert Downey Jr., Adam Sandler, Rod Stewart and Kelly Clarkson.
01:49Your local news is next.
01:51Coming up next on Rockford's News Leader, holiday travelers keep Illinois State Troopers extra busy over the weekend.
01:56The Supreme Court hopes to end the legal battle over marijuana.
01:59Congress gears up to pass intelligence reforms, but waits to appoint the next Secretary of State.
02:05Rockford officially kicks off the city's holiday celebration.
02:08Patrick Crawford says a little snow may be just a day away.
02:12And Jennifer Latta will have sports.
02:1413 News Weekend is next.
02:20You know, if you want four million, watch the live water drawing at 11.
02:35What happened, Andy?
02:37We left on a real question mark.
02:40I was thinking maybe you did it.
02:41You explained in the first episode what Andy's involvement really is.
02:46I followed you to take your bag.
02:49NYPD Blue, season premiere, ABC Tuesday.
02:53Later on the Tonight Show, Jay goes off in a huff with Hank Azaria and hustles in Anthony Anderson.
03:02Plus tunes from Natasha Bedingfield.
03:04Your local news is next.
03:07Wild weather tears through our area, ripping down trees and power lines.
03:11With time and oxygen running out, rescuers speed to save Russian sailors trapped in a mini-sub.
03:16The senator...
03:18And I am hosting Saturday Night Live in half an hour.
03:21I'm so proud. I finally memorized these scripts.
03:23These are great scripts, great comedy.
03:25I know every inch of it by heart, and I can't wait to do it for you.
03:27Rewrites.
03:29Is this all new?
03:32I gotta go.
03:33Just you watch your local news.
03:38Good evening.
03:39Up next on the Night Report, charges have been filed against a French town boy who accidentally shot and killed another boy.
03:44We'll have details.
03:46Plus, a few new gun laws are being debated in the state legislature today.
03:49We'll tell you what you can expect.
03:51And the White House is trying to keep the peace in Ireland.
03:54Stay with us. All the day's news, weather, and sports is next.
03:58For years, there's one night when the world comes together.
04:02The drama, the spectacle, the celebration, the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics.
04:08Everywhere around the world, they come to America.
04:132,500 athletes from 80 nations featuring Sting, Liam Lyons, Dixie Chicks, R. Kelly, and more.
04:20Plus, surprises that will amaze the world.
04:22The opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics, Friday, February 8th on NBC.
04:29I'd advise none of you to go wandering tonight.
04:32If you wanted answers, you came to the wrong place.
04:34You don't know what I've seen, so don't tell me to calm down.
04:37We're running out of time, aren't we?
04:38This place is feeding off us.
04:40Stephen King's Rose Red.
04:42Don't miss the stunning conclusion, Thursday at 9, 8 central on ABC.
04:46Viewer discretion advised.
04:53Can you guess how it's all gonna end?
04:56After seven unbelievable seasons, the doors are closing forever.
05:08On a train bound for Long Island, her husband killed, her son wounded.
05:14Oh, my God!
05:15Kevin McCarthy only has a 10% chance of surviving this.
05:19You're wrong.
05:20I'm Kevin's mother, and he's going to live.
05:22When the gunman put his victims on trial, you did not see the shooter.
05:26How dare you?
05:28Carolyn McCarthy brought him to justice.
05:30Tomorrow, you will be sentenced, and then you will be gone forever.
05:33Based on her inspiring true story,
05:35Laurie Metcalf, The Long Island Incident, NBC, next Sunday.
05:40This week on The Tonight Show, Denzel Washington, Spike Lee, Laura Dern, and Stevie Nicks.
05:45Your local news is next.
05:49You're watching Philadelphia's NBC 10.
05:53Serving Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Delaware.
05:56Now live!
05:58This is News 10 at 11.
06:03The Long Island Incident, NBC, Sunday.
06:06On a train bound for Long Island, her husband killed, her son wounded.
06:10Oh, my God!
06:12Kevin McCarthy only has a 10% chance of surviving this.
06:15You're wrong.
06:17I'm Kevin's mother, and he's going to live.
06:19When the gunman put his victims on trial, you did not see the shooter.
06:23How dare you?
06:24Carolyn McCarthy brought him to justice.
06:26Tomorrow, you will be sentenced, and then you will be gone forever.
06:29Based on her inspiring true story,
06:31Laurie Metcalf, The Long Island Incident, NBC, Sunday.
06:35Later, Jay welcomes the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson,
06:38plus a 105-year-old man who's still working.
06:41Hear that, all you lazy kids out there?
06:43Your local news is next.
06:47You're watching Philadelphia's NBC 10.
06:51Serving Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Delaware.
06:55Now live!
06:56This is News 10 at 11.
06:59Sunday, an NBC movie event.
07:03They were just married, but one by one, they're being killed.
07:08Neither one is wearing a wedding band.
07:10Taking the rings could be his signature.
07:12He's gonna kill again.
07:13Now the hunt begins.
07:15They were both shot at close range.
07:17For the honeymoon killer.
07:18I know who you are, and I know what you did.
07:20From the best-selling novel by James Patterson.
07:23Oh, God.
07:24Tracy Pollard, First to Die.
07:27NBC Sunday, 8, 7 Central.
07:29NBC Tuesday in two weeks.
07:31America will discover how far one man will go to make a deal.
07:36Not as tropical as the scent in Hawaii.
07:40Let's Make a Deal is back and all new.
07:43Bigger.
07:44Let's see door three.
07:47Wilder.
07:49More outrageous than ever.
07:51Are you single?
07:52No.
07:53I am.
07:54Billy Bush hosts the all new Let's Make a Deal, 8, 7 Central.
07:57NBC Tuesday in two weeks.
07:59Miami has had some tough days.
08:01But nothing compares to this.
08:03A drug deal goes bad.
08:05The killer probably went out this way.
08:07A reporter is kidnapped.
08:08Where is she?
08:09She's turning on the phone.
08:10Right or left?
08:11Left.
08:12And terrorists threaten the city.
08:14Get out of the vehicle and get your hands in the air right now!
08:16Get out of the car!
08:17See why CSI Miami is Monday's most watched drama.
08:21I like you to bring an attitude to your craft.
08:23It's not a craft, it's a murder investigation.
08:25Don't miss a new CSI Miami.
08:27CBS Monday.
08:29A local Navy man is killed during a diving trip to Florida.
08:32I'm Stacey Wiggins of Alive Report.
08:35And the watch the parade.
08:36Jacqueline Bissett, Deborah Messing and Jeremy Sisto as Jesus.
08:39CBS Next.
08:41It's Monday madness when the twins are left home alone and Ray's daughter saves the day.
08:45If it wasn't for you, your mother could be facing criminal charges.
08:49And can Charlie get his dorky brother to change his look?
08:52How about this?
08:53No.
08:54This?
08:55No.
08:56This?
08:57No.
08:58This?
08:59No.
09:00The two and a half man.
09:01Catch the fun right after Raymond, part of CBS Monday Madness.
09:06Tonight on ABC, we save the best for last.
09:12Next, if you haven't seen this Golden Globe winner, the best time to start is now.
09:17Who are you working for?
09:18This season finale goes out with a bang.
09:20It's bigger than I thought.
09:21Alias at 10, 9 Central.
09:23You will not be used as bait for a serial killer.
09:26There are only two new weeks left.
09:27He's a cannibal and he is coming after me.
09:30A new practice right after Alias' season finale.
09:33Tonight on ABC.
09:36This is the size of the platform.
09:38This is how high it will be when he jumps.
09:41David Blaine's Vertigo.
09:42Wednesday, May 22nd at 10, 9 Central on ABC.
09:46There's something you need to know.
09:48Find out who it is tomorrow on One Night to Live Live, ABC daytime.
09:52Wednesday, it's a night of firsts.
09:54On My Wife and Kids, Junior gets his first car.
09:56I got my life.
09:58Oh God, please help us.
10:00And on the season finale of According to Jim, Cheryl will do anything to find out the plans for her first surprise party.
10:06Tell me.
10:07I don't know anything.
10:08Alright.
10:09And for the first time, it's a brand new night on My Wife and Kids.
10:13According to Jim and Drew.
10:14ABC Wednesday starting at 8, 7 Central.
10:16The phrases of Just Shoot Me.
10:18Literally singing.
10:19Just listen.
10:20Dennis!
10:21The performances are very funny.
10:23Exceptionally funny and clever.
10:25Just Shoot Me has developed into a sharp, sometimes wicked little sitcom.
10:31One reason is its old freshness.
10:33You're boring.
10:34Another is the sharp writing.
10:36Just Shoot Me is one of the smartest comedies on the air.
10:42NBC Tuesday.
10:43Critic voices impersonated.
10:51This week on The Tonight Show.
10:52Jay welcomes scheduled guest Halle Berry.
10:54The Broadway musical Chicago.
10:56Pierce Brosnan, Nev Campbell and the Spice Girls.
10:58Your local news is next.
11:01I'm Sianni Lee.
11:02Next on News 10 at 11, the Eagles win one in the final second.
11:05See the highlights next.
11:07A jilted bride finally hears from her long gone groom.
11:10And Amy Grant's in town.
11:11It's all coming up next on News 10 at 11.
11:17Long Island incident, NBC Sunday.
11:20On a train bound for Long Island, her husband killed, her son wounded.
11:25Oh my God!
11:26Kevin McCarthy only has a 10% chance of surviving this.
11:30You're wrong.
11:31I'm Kevin's mother and he's going to live.
11:33When the gunman put his victims on trial.
11:35You did not see the shooter.
11:37How dare you.
11:39Carolyn McCarthy brought him to justice.
11:41Tomorrow you will be sentenced and then you will be gone forever.
11:44Based on her inspiring true story, Laurie Metcalf.
11:47The Long Island incident, NBC Sunday.
11:50Later, Jay welcomes the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson.
11:53Plus a 105-year-old man who's still working.
11:55Hear that all you lazy kids out there?
11:57Your local news is next.
11:59The arrest of a little league coach on sex charges
12:01has some North Alabama parents asking for background checks.
12:04Plus a little boy is accused of provoking a dog to attack another boy.
12:07And the unknown soldier from Vietnam may be exhumed.
12:1110 to 10 starts now.
12:21Let's play Can You Take a Hint?
12:23Last season, Ellen dropped 15 of them leading up to her big episode.
12:27Here's hint number 10.
12:29I'd like to talk to you about the role of men in your life.
12:33Ellen.
12:34Did you catch that hint?
12:36Or did you think Ellen was tongue-tied?
12:38Watch for hints on Ellen, ABC Wednesday.
12:40All this year, you've gotten to know them, to love them.
12:44And now we're revealing their secret.
12:46Oh, no.
12:47And there's only one word for it.
12:48What'd you hear?
12:49It's big.
12:50Big.
12:51Big, big.
12:52That's two.
12:53Spin City's making the big move.
12:54To ABC Wednesday's This Ball at 8, 7 Central.
12:57Watch out, Mike.
12:58We already started to move the furniture.
13:01This is ridiculous.
13:03You know, I'm just trying to do a good job here.
13:05I don't know where they come up with these ideas.
13:07It's supposed to be easy.
13:08You're supposed to bring two people together, and that's that.
13:11But in this case, it's like oil and water.
13:14Where do they think this stuff up?
13:16Dharma and Greg.
13:17An Unlikely Romance premieres this fall on ABC.
13:21Straight ahead on Eyewitness News, evidence of a massive flood that swept across Mars.
13:25We've got the latest dazzling pictures from Pathfinder.
13:28And the bridge battle between two towns that could affect how you get to work.
13:32Next.
13:34Watch for tonight's...
13:40Come fall in love with Mimi in any language.
13:43Hola.
13:44Dios mio.
13:47Yo soy pelaca, pero mi lengua es español.
13:52Usted es una diosa.
13:54Bien.
13:55Vamos.
13:57After the dance, does he get in your ear?
13:59Muerte me, cerdo.
14:03Mimi is amor.
14:05Only on the Drew Carey Show, ABC Wednesdays.
14:08Let's play Can You Take a Hint?
14:11Last season, Ellen dropped 15 of them leading up to her big episode.
14:15Here's hint number 14.
14:16Ellen?
14:18Ellen, where are you?
14:20I was in the closet.
14:21Did you catch that hint?
14:23Did.
14:24Or did you think she was just in the closet?
14:26Did.
14:27Or did you think she was just in the closet?
14:28Watch for hints on Ellen, ABC Wednesday.
14:31Up next is the first vehicle to roam another planet.
14:33Tonight, Sojourner is ready to move across Mars.
14:36Firefighters move fast to contain a brush fire that closed the Belk Parkway for hours.
14:41A house fire forces family members to jump to safety, but neighbors are there to help.
14:46And help from the public is music to the ears of the Voice Choir of Harlem.
14:50It's all next.
14:52Roseanne Hood.
14:53Piece of your life.
14:56I just wanted to tell all of these people that I honestly, truly, in my heart, do not believe that I would have been able to do the things that I've been able to do had I not been surrounded by the love and support that you people give to me.
15:09Don't miss the final episode of The Fresh Prince, Monday at 8, only on NBC.
15:14Now, a sympathetic chat with a concerned family member on NBC's Mad About You.
15:19Hey, Murray, how you doing, man? Feeling kind of down lately, huh?
15:22Yeah, I know things are really rocky between Paul and Jamie, and the milk bones are probably few and far between, yeah.
15:28They were so happy for four great years.
15:31That's, what, 28 years for your people, right?
15:33What's going to happen now?
15:35I don't know. I don't know.
15:37Aw, come on, you're breaking my heart. Dude, Murray, don't do this to me!
15:40Mad About You, the big finale. All your questions will be answered this Sunday on NBC.
15:46I made this.
15:50Deep beneath the city...
15:53Agent Doggett!
15:54...what if evolution is about to take...
15:57You see this, Agent Skelly?
15:58Yeah, I see him.
15:59...a horrifying turn.
16:01Get it off me! It burns!
16:03What just happened?
16:04Get out of there, Agent Doggett!
16:06You saw what it does.
16:07It's killing people.
16:08I'm getting out of here.
16:09That's exactly why we gotta stay.
16:11There is something down there.
16:13Federal agent, I'm on!
16:14Hey! Agent Doggett, look out!
16:17The X-Files, an all-new episode next Sunday on FOX.
16:23I made this.
16:28For all new action...
16:29Terrorist department!
16:30Get down on the ground!
16:31...there's only one place to go.
16:33These are psychos!
16:34Primetime cops.
16:36Then, they look like two ordinary guys out for a drive.
16:39We had a deal!
16:40With one exception.
16:42They had a dead body in the trunk.
16:44Hi, Mom.
16:45One guy turned himself in.
16:47Dad, there's a body in the trunk.
16:49But the murderer is still on the loose.
16:51Kill anybody, anytime.
16:52Help track him down.
16:54Watch America's Most Wanted after Primetime Cops, Saturday.
16:58I made this.
17:04They kidnapped his wife and son.
17:06He says he'll kill Joey.
17:07They demanded a ransom.
17:09Bring me my merchandise, or they're dead.
17:12There's just one thing they didn't count on.
17:14Lieutenant Harry Gordini's most efficient killer the military ever produced.
17:18Stay calm.
17:19I'm calm.
17:23Antonio Sabato Jr. in a world premiere event.
17:26To do what's right.
17:28In dystopia.
17:29Code name Wolverine.
17:30Tuesday on nonstop FOX.
17:32Weapon discretion advised.
17:34The summer's biggest hit is now the winter's biggest hit.
17:45A storm is brewing.
17:47And it's bringing something with it.
17:49Something you've never seen before.
17:51Stephen King's Storm of the Century.
17:53February 1999.
17:56Well, if you don't like temperatures in the 30s, what about the 40s, 50s, near 60 degrees?
18:00Got some warmer weather to talk about.
18:02The forecast is next on 13 News at 11.