The Muffin Man | movie | 2019 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

In this fake-trailer homage to 80s and 90s b-horror, an evil baker unleashes his army of satanic muffins on the local to | dG1fZElnZHhBb3hZZnc

Transcript

00:00On Drury Lane, everyone knows the Muffin Man.

00:05This muffin is sick.

00:07He's amazing.

00:09Probably loaded too.

00:13Who is it?

00:14The Muffin Man.

00:16I didn't know you deliver.

00:18Everyone likes the Muffin Man.

00:21We found her stomach halfway up the block.

00:23It's like it exploded out of her.

00:25What the hell did she eat?

00:29But soon...

00:36Everyone will be afraid of...

00:39I never did mix well with others.

00:49The Muffin Man.

00:51You're the only baker in this damn town.

00:53The boys have flour under the fingertips.

00:55I do not know what you're talking about.

00:59Where do you think he hides his cash?

01:02Probably in the cookie jar.

01:11Rise! Rise!

01:14There's blueberries next to a corpse that has blood sticking out of it.

01:17Where did the blueberries come from?

01:18I said drop the case, dammit. You don't have the evidence.

01:20You know what?

01:21You've been looking a little thick around the middle lately, Chief.

01:26Too many carbs?

01:28Need a little dough for your campaign, Chief?

01:30Why are you protecting him?

01:32Or should I say, Mayor?

01:39Killing him won't bring your father back.

01:42You don't know that.

01:46Prepare your taste buds.

01:50And empty your stomach for...

01:53Would he have a sweet tooth for death?

01:57Any gluten-free?

02:00Bread on arrival.

02:11The Muffin Man.