Funny Savage Pakistani Memes 2023 Tabish Hashmi Memes
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00:00I'll show you a special type of walnut that doesn't break with hands, teeth, or stones, it's very strong, it comes with a special key, and it breaks with a special key, and it's from Australia.
00:24It's broken, it's perfect.
00:30I'm going to show you a special type of walnut that doesn't break with hands, teeth, or stones, it's very strong, it comes with a special key, and it breaks with a special key, and it's from Australia.
00:34Brother, Ramsha's aunt is calling you again and again.
00:40Poopoo, what's the need to answer? Just say no.
00:46Uncle Aftaar is asking uncle, not you.
00:50And I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to Poopoo.
00:52It's better than before.
00:54You played well.
00:56What are you looking at? I've never seen such a cute kid.
01:15How's the burger from KFB?
01:17I've seen their burger before, it's delicious.
01:21But their ice cream is very bad.
01:24Not ice cream, ice cream.
01:26Ice cream, ice cream is bad.
01:28Not ice cream, ice, ice.
01:31Yes, that's ice.
01:32Not ice, ice cream.
01:34Ice.
01:36Ice cream.
01:37I'm saying ice cream.
01:47No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:53If someone makes a biopic in your life, who would you like to show it to first?
01:58I'll show it to you again and again, I'm making a biopic.
02:03Check out my biopic.
02:06It will be in a movie, everyone will see it.
02:08That's right.
02:09What are you thinking?
02:11I'll have to agree.
02:12I'm not standing here for 4,000 rupees.
02:16I've been working hard for you for a year.
02:18This won't do, this won't do.
02:20You deserve it.
02:21It's a Rs. 80 rate, why is it Rs. 70?
02:23Rs. 70, nice.
02:24It's Rs. 70 for you and Rs. 60 for men, what is this?
02:27I'll tell you now, I'll tell you now.
02:29You can say whatever you want, it's a Rs. 70 rate.
02:31You're giving me this, you can say whatever you want.
02:33Didn't you take the test?
02:34Yes, it's here.
02:35Where is it? This is mine, where's yours?
02:38What's the rate on this?
02:40Rs. 70.
02:43Tell me, what are you doing?
02:45Yes, tell me.
02:46The rate is written here.
02:47This is Rs. 70.
02:48It's written more than that.
02:49Yes, it's written Rs. 65.
02:50Give me Rs. 70, what's in it?
02:51Will you add one more grain?
02:58Will you add one more grain?
03:01Okay, go to hell.
03:06Well done.
03:10You love animals a lot.
03:11Absolutely.
03:12Dogs, cats, you have everything.
03:14Which animal do you like the most?
03:16Look, I love animals so much that I specially came here on a flight.
03:20Wait, I'll tell you.
03:21Will you give an interview or will you make a pet and take it?
03:25I can't wait.
03:28Where do you eat the most dates in Pakistan?
03:31Yes.
03:32This is almost in Karachi.
03:34It's eaten in Karachi?
03:35People from Karachi eat a lot of dates.
03:37And yet every boy in Karachi is finished.
03:39Why?
03:40It's finished.
03:41The magic of soap and shampoo.
03:45Do you understand?
03:46Do you understand?
03:47You should eat dates before going to sleep or before you sleep.
03:50Or you should eat it before you die.
03:53I'm going crazy.
03:54Should I rewind?
03:56Or you should eat it before you die.
03:58If your stomach turns white.
03:59Okay.
04:00What's the second thing?
04:01Wasn't it wrong?
04:02If you mix it with milk, cook it and eat it, the result is good.
04:09What's the result?
04:10Children.
04:12Children will study well in school?
04:14Yes.
04:15Okay.
04:17Is it being nurtured?
04:18No, this is Burney date.
04:19We have the most premium quality.
04:21One of the best.
04:23It will be beneficial, right?
04:24Yes.
04:25It's obvious.
04:26It also gives strength.
04:27There are about 10-11 types of nutrients in it.
04:29Fiber, protein, magnesium, vitamin A, vitamin K, vitamin B6.
04:35There are many.
04:36What?
04:37Vitamin B6.
04:44Not that one.
04:456.
04:48What should you not do before going to sleep?
04:50You shouldn't do that.
04:53You shouldn't waste time.
04:54Okay.
04:56He's naughty.
04:57Tell me the alphabet first.
04:59I won't tell you the alphabet.
05:00It's 6.
05:01Do you pronounce it in English or in Urdu?
05:04We don't pronounce it in English.
05:07I'm getting something wrong in my mind.
05:12Wow, sister.
05:13What can be worse than 6?
05:15Did you understand?
05:16Yes.
05:17It starts with 6 and ends with an alif.
05:19Is it here?
05:22She understood.
05:25She understood.