We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Full Movie
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Full Movie
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00:00:00Today, I got divorced by my husband, Aiden Valentino.
00:00:17We've been married for three years, but as fate would have it, he doesn't even know what
00:00:22I look like.
00:00:24Miss Lisa Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Aiden Valentino's behalf.
00:00:27Your three-year marriage contract with him has come to an end.
00:00:30These are your divorce papers.
00:00:33You may keep this mansion as well as the two million dollars you previously borrowed.
00:00:37Please sign.
00:00:38Couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding, and now he can't show up to what, his divorce
00:00:46either?
00:00:47Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino has business in France at the moment.
00:00:51Right.
00:00:52You mean, frolicking about with his piece of shit little girlfriend, Patricia Brown?
00:00:59Um, I'm sorry, this is just, if you could just pass along a final message to him, you
00:01:16know, for me?
00:01:17Sure.
00:01:19Could you, could you just tell him, like, in this exact wording, he was so disappointing
00:01:26as a husband, I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.
00:01:29Got that?
00:01:30Goldfish.
00:01:31You got it.
00:01:32We're here.
00:01:33Today, I got divorced by my husband, Aiden Valentino.
00:02:00He's been married for three years, but as fate would have it, he doesn't even know what
00:02:05I look like.
00:02:08Miss Lisa Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Aiden Valentino's behalf.
00:02:11Your three year marriage contract with him has come to an end.
00:02:14These are your divorce papers.
00:02:16You may keep this mansion as well as the two million dollars you previously borrowed.
00:02:20Please sign.
00:02:21Couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding, and now he can't show up to what, his divorce
00:02:30either?
00:02:31Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino has business in France at the moment.
00:02:35Right.
00:02:36You mean, frolicking about with his piece of shit little girlfriend, Patricia Brown?
00:02:40Um, I'm sorry, this was just, if you could just pass along a final message to him, you
00:03:00know, for me.
00:03:01Sure.
00:03:02Could you, could you just tell him, like, in this exact wording, he was so disappointing
00:03:10as a husband, I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.
00:03:13Got that?
00:03:15Goldfish.
00:03:16You got it.
00:03:19We're here.
00:03:22We're here.
00:03:26We're here.
00:03:29You cannot lose, Lisa.
00:03:31Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:03:37I don't know about this.
00:03:39Girl, don't be hung over that scumbag.
00:03:42He never even gave a single damn about you.
00:03:45I'm still hopelessly in love, but today I have to let go.
00:03:50Yeah, you're right.
00:03:52That arrogant asshole isn't worth it.
00:04:04Thank you.
00:04:05Thank you.
00:04:09Someone spiked my drink with aphrodisiac.
00:04:14Ooh.
00:04:19Smash, I found my target.
00:04:22Have fun, okay?
00:04:23I'll meet up with you later.
00:04:24Wait.
00:04:28Bye.
00:04:29No.
00:04:30Molly, wait.
00:04:38Oh, sorry.
00:04:41Sorry.
00:04:44Are you okay?
00:04:45Yeah, I think somebody kind of actually drugged my drink.
00:04:47Oh.
00:04:53Iden Valentino.
00:04:55My ex-husband.
00:05:01Iden Valentino.
00:05:03My ex-husband.
00:05:07The whole family's bankrupt.
00:05:09Brothers across seas chasing down some chick.
00:05:12How the hell you plan on paying us all that debt your dad owes us?
00:05:15I think the only way she can repay us is by breaking her bones.
00:05:19By breaking her bones?
00:05:21That sounds so good.
00:05:23Hey!
00:05:24Get away from her.
00:05:32Mind your business unless you want your ribs broken too.
00:05:36Let's go, let's go.
00:05:43And that's how it feels to get your rib broken too.
00:05:46Are you okay?
00:05:47Thank you.
00:05:48Can I help?
00:05:49Yeah, of course.
00:05:50What's your name?
00:05:51Iden.
00:05:52Thank you, Iden.
00:05:53Don't mention it.
00:06:04I've had a crush on you for five years and married for three.
00:06:09My husband.
00:06:11You don't even know who I am.
00:06:18I've had a crush on you for five years.
00:06:48I'm sorry.
00:07:07Maybe this can be our departing gift.
00:07:11Then it's goodbye forever.
00:07:18Phone vibrates.
00:07:20Phone vibrates.
00:07:23Phone vibrates.
00:07:25Phone vibrates.
00:07:27Phone vibrates.
00:07:29Phone vibrates.
00:07:31Wonderful, the mistress calls.
00:07:39Hello?
00:07:40Who are you?
00:07:41Iden Valentino is still asleep. Who is this?
00:07:44Why do you have my boyfriend's phone?
00:07:49Boyfriend?
00:07:50He was my husband until yesterday.
00:07:52Iden's been calling me babe and bad all night, so who do you think I am?
00:07:57What? Iden would never. Who is this?
00:08:06You're pretty average.
00:08:12Payback for not showing up for the divorce.
00:08:19That is for cheating on me.
00:08:25Scumbag ex-husband.
00:08:32Can I help you?
00:08:39Do you want this?
00:08:40I really don't want any more tickets. I'll let Ani buy if you don't want it.
00:08:44Well, this looks almost brand new.
00:08:47Yeah.
00:08:48Wow, thank you.
00:08:55There's a cute little puppy sticker.
00:08:57Thanks.
00:09:12Just average.
00:09:14Just average.
00:09:17Thanks.
00:09:23Where are any of my clothes?
00:09:27Jake, I need a new phone.
00:09:28Yes, sir.
00:09:29Find out who spiked my drink.
00:09:30Yes, sir.
00:09:31And more importantly, you need to find out the woman who was in my room last night.
00:09:37Will do, sir.
00:09:38Yeah.
00:09:39Also, today is your first day as CEO of a new company that is required.
00:09:42We best start heading out.
00:09:43Right.
00:09:44By the way, as per the agreement three years ago,
00:09:45Attorney Jones has filed the divorce papers for you and your ex-wife.
00:09:48Oh, did she say anything?
00:09:50Um, the missus said, um...
00:09:53You are such a disappointment as a husband that I'd rather marry a goldfish.
00:09:57Rude.
00:10:00Apologies.
00:10:01Her words, not mine, sir.
00:10:04Like the girl from last night.
00:10:14What?
00:10:24Chop, chop.
00:10:25Okay, the new CEO is about to arrive.
00:10:27Let's make sure everything looks neat and orderly.
00:10:32It's such a good ex-husband.
00:10:33I can't get late.
00:10:35And sore.
00:10:37You were never late.
00:10:38At partying last night?
00:10:40No.
00:10:42That's not my style.
00:10:44I heard the new CEO just came back from Europe,
00:10:46and he's drooling hot and ultra rich.
00:10:50Whoever married him would be so damn lucky.
00:10:53You think he interested in one of us?
00:10:55Okay, don't be delusional.
00:10:56He's probably old and bald.
00:10:58Oh, you're right.
00:10:59What are you two babbling about?
00:11:01Hey, the CEO's about to be here.
00:11:02We need to go.
00:11:03He's here.
00:11:04Oh, my God.
00:11:05What's happening?
00:11:06Get up.
00:11:07Go, go, go.
00:11:08Everybody look sharp.
00:11:09Thank you.
00:11:10Thank you.
00:11:15Okay.
00:11:16Smile.
00:11:17Smile.
00:11:18Smile.
00:11:19Thank you.
00:11:45Oh, my God.
00:11:46This is so embarrassing.
00:12:01Please don't tell me he recognizes me from last night.
00:12:06It is important to maintain a professional image.
00:12:11It is important to maintain a professional image.
00:12:15Next time this happens,
00:12:17I'm going to go to New York.
00:12:23Okay, he doesn't recognize my face,
00:12:25but not even my name?
00:12:29Did he even read the divorce papers he sent me?
00:12:32Wait, but that means I can keep this job
00:12:34if he doesn't realize it's me, right?
00:12:37Your hair smells kind of nice.
00:12:39Reminds me of the girl last night.
00:12:43Um, let her know that I'd like her to be my secretary, please.
00:12:46Thank you.
00:12:50Mr. Valentino has chosen you to be his secretary.
00:12:54What?
00:12:57I'm an engineer.
00:13:00I'm an engineer.
00:13:01Hey.
00:13:02Is he out of his mind?
00:13:03He's my secretary.
00:13:04It's okay.
00:13:05Shh.
00:13:07Mr. Valentino,
00:13:08this will be your new office for the time.
00:13:13Okay.
00:13:17I'm still not quite sure that I understand, sir.
00:13:20Why have an engineer be your secretary?
00:13:23Are you telling me how to do my job?
00:13:26No.
00:13:28Just curious.
00:13:30Ms. Brown was saying that she couldn't reach you on the phone,
00:13:33so she's requesting that you pick her up tomorrow.
00:13:38Oh!
00:13:53Coffee or tea?
00:13:56Coffee.
00:14:01I'll get that right away.
00:14:03Oh, and next time, knock.
00:14:06It's basic etiquette.
00:14:08Of course, Your Majesty.
00:14:19Have you lost your goddamn mind?
00:14:29You said coffee?
00:14:31Coffee, please.
00:14:32Yeah.
00:14:33Sorry.
00:14:34I'll go get the coffee.
00:14:36She wants my attention.
00:14:42I was going to walk in there,
00:14:44and I was going to say a quote,
00:14:46and then I was going to slap him,
00:14:50and then...
00:14:53Ms. Sampson,
00:14:54the boss wants to see you.
00:14:56Okay.
00:14:59Your coffee, sir.
00:15:01Oh!
00:15:02Ah! Ah!
00:15:03Jeez!
00:15:04Ah! Jeez!
00:15:07Okay.
00:15:08All right.
00:15:12That's the...
00:15:13Oh, my God.
00:15:14Oh, my God.
00:15:15Lisa Sampson, what are you doing?
00:15:16What are you doing?
00:15:17Do you need something from me, sir?
00:15:19Yes, I need you.
00:15:21I need you to go shopping
00:15:23to get a gift that serves as an apology.
00:15:27Can you do that?
00:15:28Must be for Patricia Brown.
00:15:30For that call I intercepted last night.
00:15:32God.
00:15:35Scumbag.
00:15:37What?
00:15:38Uh, I'm just...
00:15:40I'm celebrating
00:15:42because an overly competent engineer,
00:15:46such as myself,
00:15:48am more than qualified
00:15:50to tackle such a daunting task
00:15:54of picking out...
00:15:57Have we met before?
00:15:59Have we met before?
00:16:01We slept together, too, dummy.
00:16:03I don't think so.
00:16:06I'm gonna go get your gifts now.
00:16:08Thank you.
00:16:12Oh, God, this is hot.
00:16:16Jake!
00:16:17An ice pack.
00:16:18ASAP.
00:16:21And another coffee.
00:16:26What is this?
00:16:29Looks like a piece of shit, sir.
00:16:31It looks like a piece of shit, sir.
00:16:32I think it is intentional.
00:16:38Lisa!
00:16:40Yes?
00:16:42Do you have a problem with me?
00:16:45What?
00:16:46What are you talking about?
00:16:48Because you just landed a giant turd on my desk.
00:16:51Oh.
00:16:52Okay.
00:16:53See, I'm an engineer.
00:16:55So all I had was parchment paper.
00:17:02You're just trying to get my attention, aren't you?
00:17:04Don't misunderstand me.
00:17:06I simply thought that brown paper
00:17:08would match Miss Brown's accents.
00:17:10And whoever said this is for Patricia Brown,
00:17:13it's actually for...
00:17:17What's up?
00:17:18How many mistresses do you have?
00:17:20Ex-wife's name, Jake.
00:17:22He's buying gifts for me?
00:17:24He's never gotten me anything
00:17:26in the three years we've been married.
00:17:28Maybe he does have a heart.
00:17:32Oh.
00:17:33Your ex-wife is also named Lisa Sampson.
00:17:36You share the same name as my ex-wife.
00:17:38I'm literally her, dumbass.
00:17:40Huh.
00:17:43Jake, can you get her my ex-wife's address
00:17:46so she can send this to her?
00:17:51Jesus fucking Christ.
00:17:52I know where I live.
00:17:54I'll find the address.
00:17:57Hmm.
00:17:58She wants to play.
00:18:00And I shall indulge her.
00:18:04No, he literally did not remember
00:18:07his own ex-wife's name.
00:18:09Forget his ass.
00:18:10You had fun last night, didn't you?
00:18:12Why don't we go again?
00:18:14No, I, um...
00:18:15I've got a headache.
00:18:16I don't want to drink.
00:18:18Go ahead.
00:18:19I don't...
00:18:20Yeah, I don't want to drink.
00:18:21Yeah.
00:18:22Hey, hey, can I play that?
00:18:24So, why don't you go to a business dinner
00:18:26and drink with us tonight?
00:18:30Uh, tonight, I can't.
00:18:32I have, um, got plans,
00:18:34and I'm not drinking anyway.
00:18:36Perfect.
00:18:37You can be our designated driver then.
00:18:42Um, no.
00:18:48Cheers.
00:18:50Cheers.
00:18:58Why won't she drink up?
00:19:00This is disrespectful to our culture.
00:19:02How am I supposed to do business
00:19:03with you people like this?
00:19:07Ask me nicely, and maybe I'll save you.
00:19:10Jerk face.
00:19:14How about this?
00:19:16I ordered the oyster soup just for you.
00:19:18It's wonderful for your...
00:19:21health.
00:19:24I'm sure that your wife will be
00:19:26very excited about it later tonight.
00:19:38Ha ha ha ha!
00:19:40Hmm, slick, but gross.
00:19:43Hmm, maybe you should be my secretary instead.
00:19:48What are you doing?
00:19:50It's pad thai.
00:19:52It's got peanuts.
00:19:55You know about the boss' peanut allergy?
00:19:57And how the hell would you know that?
00:19:59Mr. Valentino is the hottest bachelor in town,
00:20:02so, you know, all the girls in the office
00:20:04have been talking about it.
00:20:06I knew it.
00:20:07She's interested in me.
00:20:11Please be mindful of social boundaries, Ms. Epson.
00:20:14Says the one who hires his ex-wife
00:20:16to be his secretary?
00:20:17Yeah, excuse me, just a minute.
00:20:25Excuse me.
00:20:30She's a good secretary.
00:20:32I still don't understand
00:20:33why you wanted me to prank her for you.
00:20:35Because she pranked me earlier,
00:20:36so I want to prank her now.
00:20:38So she has a sense of humor.
00:20:40Don't be so mean to her.
00:20:42Don't be so mean to her.
00:20:44I was your college roommate for four years,
00:20:46and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:20:49I was your college roommate for four years,
00:20:51and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:20:57Excuse me, where are you going?
00:21:00You're my driver.
00:21:06Oops.
00:21:08I better go check out my restaurant.
00:21:12Your next meal's on me.
00:21:18Your grandfather called.
00:21:19He's asking for you and Mrs. Valentino
00:21:21to come back and have dinner with him
00:21:22now that you're back in the country.
00:21:23He doesn't know that we're divorced?
00:21:27Your grandfather's health has declined.
00:21:29Your ex-wife probably didn't want to disappoint him.
00:21:31After all, it is her who's been taking care of him
00:21:33all these years.
00:21:37She wouldn't have even gotten
00:21:38that marriage contract from my grandpa
00:21:40if she hadn't allegedly run into him
00:21:42to save him from an asthma,
00:21:43not to mention the $2 million she got out of it.
00:21:46So why wouldn't she be sucking up to him?
00:21:48It's all for her own benefit.
00:21:51Well, someone has to be nice to your grandpa, Iden.
00:21:58Come on, let it out.
00:22:01I should have just let him die.
00:22:02Just eat his peanuts and die from his allergy.
00:22:05And then rip up his $2 million check
00:22:07and just throw it on top of his grave.
00:22:10Are you really going to hide the fact
00:22:11that you're his ex-wife?
00:22:12What else am I supposed to do?
00:22:15I waited for three years.
00:22:17And for what?
00:22:18Some pitiful divorce gifts,
00:22:20which I had to buy and wrap myself?
00:22:24I should just give it up.
00:22:25But you've been in love with him for so long,
00:22:27and you gave up so much for him.
00:22:37Samson,
00:22:38Mr. Valentino is not happy
00:22:40with your lack of goodbyes tonight.
00:22:42He wishes to get an explanation tomorrow.
00:22:45He's insane.
00:22:46I'm quitting.
00:22:47Get out of here.
00:22:52You have a kitchen frown?
00:22:53No!
00:22:54The supermodel with the star!
00:22:55The one and only!
00:22:57You're my co-model!
00:22:58Oh my god!
00:22:59Will you please let me have the supermodel?
00:23:01No!
00:23:02The supermodel with the star!
00:23:04The one and only!
00:23:05You're my co-model!
00:23:07Will you please let me have the supermodel?
00:23:12Thank you!
00:23:14Oh my god!
00:23:17He's done his modeling career sky high
00:23:19thanks to your help.
00:23:20She broke her leg four years ago,
00:23:21saving my life.
00:23:22I thought I'd give her a little something else.
00:23:28Yeah, take this.
00:23:29Thank you.
00:23:31I didn't think you were so much for picking me up.
00:23:34Please be mindful of social boundaries, Patricia.
00:23:38Okay, well,
00:23:39I tried to call you two days ago
00:23:41and some random woman picked up.
00:23:43Who was she?
00:23:48Sorry, a puppy ran out from under the car, sir.
00:23:52Was it okay?
00:23:53Yeah, it's fine.
00:23:54It got out of the way in time.
00:23:55Ew.
00:23:57What? What's going on?
00:23:59My knee, it's hurting.
00:24:01Hey, J, we might need to go to the hospital for this.
00:24:03No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:04You don't need to go to the hospital.
00:24:05Anna's too far gone and
00:24:07I'm just reminded of all the pain.
00:24:09Mm.
00:24:10But,
00:24:11if you spend some time with me,
00:24:13it'll feel better.
00:24:17Get in the car.
00:24:22Letter of resignation.
00:24:25So, Stephen's covering for Anna while she's away.
00:24:27I moved your 11am to 12,
00:24:29and then lastly,
00:24:30the board emailed today.
00:24:31They said as soon as you make sure
00:24:32everything is in order here,
00:24:33they want to transfer you to their new start
00:24:34after three months.
00:24:35Mm.
00:24:36He's only going to be here for three months?
00:24:38That means I don't have to resign.
00:24:41What is that?
00:24:43Your apology for leaving me at the restaurant last night?
00:24:48Okay.
00:24:50It's...
00:24:52It's...
00:24:53It's...
00:24:54Oh!
00:24:55Oh!
00:24:59You're always falling.
00:25:01You know, falling for me will have severe consequences.
00:25:07Actually,
00:25:08I broke my knee a few years ago,
00:25:09um,
00:25:10saving an ungrateful idiot.
00:25:12Mm.
00:25:13And, uh,
00:25:14I have 20-20 vision.
00:25:15And what is that supposed to mean?
00:25:17She's calling you ugly, sir.
00:25:18And she's trying to say that she's not blind.
00:25:22Pfft.
00:25:28Looks like the prey can bolden her.
00:25:30She's special.
00:25:32If he thinks he can bully me into submission,
00:25:34he's got another thing coming.
00:25:37Owen, get me a file on Lisa Sampson.
00:25:40Wait for secretary, sir.
00:25:42Secretary.
00:25:43Duh!
00:25:44Zzz.
00:25:45Zzz.
00:25:47Hello.
00:25:48Hey.
00:25:49Grandpa wants us over for dinner tonight.
00:25:51A family dinner tonight.
00:25:58Okay.
00:26:05I can't keep this secret forever.
00:26:08I cannot do it.
00:26:10There are other jobs in the world.
00:26:11I'll lose this one and find another.
00:26:17Grandpa Valentino?
00:26:19Olga said you weren't feeling well.
00:26:21Oh, ow, ow.
00:26:24I must have hurt something.
00:26:25Sit, sit, sit, sit. Here.
00:26:26I'll be all right.
00:26:28You know,
00:26:29the doctor said it would be healthy for me to have some distractions.
00:26:34Some great-grandchildren, perhaps?
00:26:38Some great-grandchildren, perhaps?
00:26:42Then I could run around chasing after them.
00:26:45Mm-hmm.
00:26:46Doctor says it's good exercise, Lisa.
00:26:50How about some tea?
00:26:52That would be lovely.
00:26:53Okay.
00:26:55Wait.
00:26:56Where's Aydin?
00:27:01Um,
00:27:03Aydin and I...
00:27:05Sir, Mr. Valentino Jr.'s car has arrived in the driveway.
00:27:10Well, finally.
00:27:12Let's go get him, my dear.
00:27:14Okay.
00:27:26Sir, Mr. Aydin is a bit busy at the moment,
00:27:29so he told me to bring you this new pet first.
00:27:31I get to live another day!
00:27:33Yes!
00:27:40Tell me,
00:27:42tell me,
00:27:43where is he?
00:27:45He's, um,
00:27:46he's helping Miss Brown with her physical therapy.
00:27:48Ugh, Brown is a bitch again.
00:27:51That boy.
00:27:54Have a goldfish.
00:27:57I guess I did swap him out for a goldfish.
00:28:05Oh, gosh.
00:28:07Ugh.
00:28:09Aydin, can you open my leg?
00:28:11Yes.
00:28:12I need to really stretch my glute.
00:28:14Wider?
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:16Open it.
00:28:17More.
00:28:18It's open.
00:28:19More.
00:28:20Okay.
00:28:30Um, excuse me, sir,
00:28:31but your grandfather insists that you join him.
00:28:33Okay, yes.
00:28:34I think I should go.
00:28:35Where are you going?
00:28:36I thought you wanted nothing to do
00:28:37with your scheming ex-wife.
00:28:44Hey, Grandpa.
00:28:45How are you?
00:28:46Um, I think I'd just come in and check up on you.
00:28:48What are you...
00:28:49Oh, you remember I exist, do you?
00:28:52You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
00:28:55Well, you missed Lisa.
00:28:57She just left.
00:28:58Even the tea is still warm.
00:29:00You'd rather fly around the world
00:29:02with that dang mistress of yours
00:29:04and spare one glass at your wife.
00:29:06Grandpa, it's not like that between me and Patricia.
00:29:08Don't you mention her name in this house.
00:29:10Go explain to your wife.
00:29:12Actually, there's something that...
00:29:14What?
00:29:15I said...
00:29:16Do you have any idea
00:29:18how she's been taking care of this family
00:29:20this entire time?
00:29:22She takes me to all my doctor visits.
00:29:24Even this tea.
00:29:26She makes the blend all herself.
00:29:31Okay.
00:29:35This tea isn't bad.
00:29:38You could be drinking this every day.
00:29:41Grandpa, it's average.
00:29:43Okay.
00:29:44Did you at least like the goldfish that I brought you?
00:29:46Gave it to Lisa already.
00:29:48You can't bribe me with pets.
00:29:50Okay.
00:29:51I want a human great-grandchild.
00:29:53Now go home.
00:29:55And don't you come back unless you bring Lisa with you.
00:29:59Okay, Grandpa.
00:30:02Hey, where you going with my tea?
00:30:04It's not bad.
00:30:08Hey, girl, what's wrong?
00:30:09Is your dad still a veterinarian,
00:30:10and do you know how to take care of a goldfish?
00:30:12Yes and no.
00:30:14But, girl, you got a goldfish?
00:30:15I got a goldfish.
00:30:17Is it a girl or a boy?
00:30:19I'll have a tea today.
00:30:26Okay.
00:30:29Order up.
00:30:31One piping hot tea.
00:30:33I don't know if the diminished brain capacity
00:30:35is from all the hair gel absorbing into his scalp
00:30:37or from fumigating himself every day with body spray,
00:30:39but either way, you look like a feral dog
00:30:40and you smell like one, too.
00:30:41How's that for tea?
00:30:43Make sure it's hot.
00:30:48What?
00:30:49Not enough work for you to do?
00:30:51Got enough time to chit-chat
00:30:52with one of your guy co-workers?
00:30:54You know, I don't think I'm actually very good
00:30:56at this whole secretary thing,
00:30:57so maybe I should add a snack.
00:30:58Oh, don't cut yourself short.
00:30:59You make a nice cup of coffee.
00:31:05And not a bad cup of tea, either.
00:31:07It tastes just like the tea from last night.
00:31:13So, tell me, what did you put in it?
00:31:17It's just an herb blend.
00:31:19Mm.
00:31:20I didn't realize you liked tea so much.
00:31:26I did?
00:31:27First shot, I didn't know you were supposed to be here.
00:31:34First time seeing the mistress in person.
00:31:37She's pretty.
00:31:39But stupid and mean.
00:31:41I have to go shopping.
00:31:42Why don't you come with?
00:31:43Mm.
00:31:44I'm a bit busy today.
00:31:46Here, why don't you take the card, Lisa?
00:31:48Take her shopping.
00:31:49Thank you.
00:31:53You two have fun.
00:31:54Men like them stupid, don't they?
00:32:05Take a photo of me holding this,
00:32:07and then we can just throw it out after.
00:32:15Did you just roll your eyes at me?
00:32:20I can tell you what I did.
00:32:22He sent you here to serve me.
00:32:25I can spot a gold digger from a mile away.
00:32:27Is that because you spend so much time
00:32:29looking at yourself in the mirror?
00:32:30I'm going to swat away all the flies surrounding Ida.
00:32:35Flies among turtles.
00:32:37Are you calling him a piece of shit?
00:32:39Because I'd be happy to pass on that message.
00:32:42Hey, what is going on?
00:32:44She hit me.
00:32:47I love technology.
00:32:49She hit me, actually.
00:32:51The security cameras never lie.
00:32:58Anyway.
00:33:00As if I haven't watched enough real short shows
00:33:02to know how to deal with bitches like you.
00:33:05Did you hit her?
00:33:06No.
00:33:07She's lying.
00:33:09Thank God that shithead ex-husband
00:33:11didn't take the house and hot tub with it.
00:33:20I can relax after a long day.
00:33:31What is it, shithead ex-husband?
00:33:34Wait, what did you just call me?
00:33:36Mr. Valentino, what's up?
00:33:39Look, I'm a bit drunk,
00:33:41so I'm going to need you to come pick me up
00:33:43at the 7th Heaven Bar.
00:33:46What?
00:33:47Yeah.
00:33:48Wait, 7th Heaven?
00:33:50No way I'm going.
00:33:54Should've told him to go to hell.
00:34:03Hey.
00:34:05You're cute.
00:34:07Wanna dance?
00:34:10You're drunk.
00:34:11How about I take you home?
00:34:13No, Lisa's coming to pick me up.
00:34:15Oh, I don't think Lisa's coming anywhere.
00:34:18Hey, can you get up?
00:34:19Hey, ever heard of first-come-first-serve, ugly Betty?
00:34:23If he's not coming home with me,
00:34:24he's definitely not coming home with you.
00:34:27Okay.
00:34:29You know what?
00:34:30Let's bet on it.
00:34:31If he comes home with me, you pay his tab.
00:34:33But if he goes home with you, I'll pay yours.
00:34:36Deal.
00:34:37Should've checked the mirror before leaving the house, loser.
00:34:40Great.
00:34:45Wanna come home with me?
00:34:49Uh, yes, that sounds good.
00:34:53What, is he blind?
00:34:54I'm clearly the hot one.
00:35:00Thanks for picking up the tab.
00:35:04Good?
00:35:05Mm-hmm.
00:35:06Why don't you call Jake?
00:35:08Or Miss Poopypants?
00:35:12What, are you jealous?
00:35:13My God, how can he be this hot?
00:35:17Mr. Valentino.
00:35:18Mrs. Valentino?
00:35:19Please sign.
00:35:24Oh, sorry.
00:35:25Former Mrs. Valentino.
00:35:32Oh, I get it.
00:35:35Sorry for interrupting.
00:35:37Carry on.
00:35:40Rich guys only start dating her after the divorce.
00:35:46Hey, more money for us lawyers?
00:35:52So?
00:35:55Mrs. Valentino.
00:35:58Okay, um...
00:36:03I admit it.
00:36:06I'm your ex-wife.
00:36:15Okay, okay.
00:36:20Just kidding, I'm good.
00:36:25Okay.
00:36:38That's nice.
00:36:41You look the same as you did five years ago.
00:36:45I bet you think I skimmed my way into this marriage.
00:36:53When I found out that your grandfather wanted me to marry you,
00:36:57I was so excited I couldn't sleep.
00:37:01Whatever.
00:37:02Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:05Your house, your hair smells so nice.
00:37:08You smell so nice.
00:37:10But not as nice as Lisa Sampson's tea.
00:37:18But why, why does she always yell at me?
00:37:21I don't yell at you.
00:37:25Well then tell me, why do you play so hard to get?
00:37:34Oh, my God.
00:37:36I'm so confused.
00:37:40Okay.
00:37:41You were drunk.
00:37:43And now you're drunk.
00:37:44Are you messing with me, Ida Valentino?
00:37:48Mrs. Sampson!
00:37:51Look, don't be like all those gold diggers on the TV dramas
00:37:54that are just trying to sleep their way to the top.
00:37:59I'm sorry, are you okay?
00:38:01Don't assume the worst of me.
00:38:02Is money all that you care about?
00:38:04No, I should have left you at the club.
00:38:06Don't call me after 5 p.m.
00:38:11Shit.
00:38:12I fucked up.
00:38:18Got files for you.
00:38:21Hey, I got your favorite pastry.
00:38:23They are quarterly budget reports from the finance department.
00:38:25They need your signature immediately.
00:38:29Okay, I just want to talk a little bit about last night.
00:38:31This is urgent.
00:38:34Okay.
00:38:40How's your shoulder?
00:38:42Mr. Valentino, I found the mystery woman
00:38:44that you spent the night with at the resort.
00:38:46What?
00:38:53No, I mean, all I can see is silhouettes here, Jake.
00:38:55How am I going to see who it actually is?
00:38:59Thank God it's just a silhouette.
00:39:01It may just be a silhouette.
00:39:03I'm expecting that she'll come up very soon
00:39:05with a positive pregnancy test
00:39:06asking Mr. Valentino to pay child support.
00:39:08Stop with the overreactive imagination.
00:39:10Take it back.
00:39:12No way am I pregnant.
00:39:15Samson, your back.
00:39:17What?
00:39:18Your back and the back of your hair
00:39:20look identical to the woman in this video.
00:39:22Identical is a strong word, don't we think?
00:39:25Jake, I need a moment alone with Lisa.
00:39:29He can't prove anything if I just deny it.
00:39:33Take off your blazer.
00:39:34What?
00:39:36You heard me.
00:39:37Take off the blazer.
00:39:40That's an HR violation, actually.
00:39:42Well, if that was you and the security camera,
00:39:44I can go to HR.
00:39:45Now take off the blazer.
00:39:47Stop, stop.
00:39:48Lisa, what's the problem?
00:39:50The blazer.
00:39:51Take off the blazer.
00:39:52Take off the blazer.
00:39:54What's going on here?
00:39:56You're trying to steal my boyfriend.
00:39:58Hey, that's enough, Patricia.
00:40:00Jesus.
00:40:01We're going on our date, right?
00:40:03Great, I'm going to leave.
00:40:04You're coming with us.
00:40:05What?
00:40:08I can't.
00:40:09I've got a fish to feed at home
00:40:12and I don't want it to go belly up.
00:40:13Is your damn goldfish more important than me?
00:40:17Your boss.
00:40:18The goldfish was gifted to me
00:40:20by a very special man.
00:40:24Well, you're on the clock.
00:40:26So it's either your job or the goldfish.
00:40:28Aiden, we don't need a third woman.
00:40:32Fine.
00:40:33I'll go.
00:40:35But that's overtime.
00:40:37So you're going to pay.
00:40:39Yeah.
00:40:43Oh my god, Aiden.
00:40:44Did you see that new film I got started?
00:40:46Okay, there's this character, an evil queen,
00:40:48and she reminds me so much of your sleazy ex-wife.
00:40:54Thank you, my friend.
00:40:55Of course.
00:40:56Thank you, my friend.
00:40:57Of course.
00:40:58On the house.
00:40:59Cheers.
00:41:06Oh no!
00:41:07Looks like I got you all wet.
00:41:09I guess you've got to go home and change.
00:41:13Bathroom!
00:41:15Sorry.
00:41:16Scheming queen coming through.
00:41:21Anyway, the production was eh.
00:41:24My coverage, eh.
00:41:26They really should have put a higher budget.
00:41:27I just, like, I'm really confused.
00:41:29Like, clearly didn't know what she was doing.
00:41:30They didn't give me enough bronzer.
00:41:32I just, whatever.
00:41:33But you know me.
00:41:39Don't think your dumb tricks will win over Aiden.
00:41:42And who are you to tell me this?
00:41:44His mistress?
00:41:45He loves me!
00:41:47What are you going to do?
00:41:48Hit me?
00:41:50Bingo.
00:41:53You asked for it.
00:41:54Mistresses get slapped.
00:41:56Hey, and what is with all the noise?
00:41:59Aiden, she slapped me!
00:42:01And why would you do that?
00:42:02Because.
00:42:03I'm a super duper evil conniving and scheming little bitch.
00:42:09I'm a super duper evil conniving and scheming little bitch.
00:42:12I'm a super duper evil conniving and scheming little bitch.
00:42:16I don't think I can't fire you.
00:42:17Yes, fire her!
00:42:19You can't.
00:42:20Because I am firing you.
00:42:23For my life.
00:42:24You can't do that.
00:42:25I just did.
00:42:29No.
00:42:30If I was you, I would take that back!
00:42:33You can't do that.
00:42:34I just did.
00:42:37You.
00:42:38If I was you, I would take that back!
00:42:40If I was you, I would take that back!
00:42:43Aiden, my leg.
00:42:45It's hurting again.
00:42:46She just fired you.
00:42:49She just fired me!
00:42:50Wait.
00:42:59Lisa, can you please bring me in here a tea?
00:43:03Okay.
00:43:11My god, this tea sucks.
00:43:12What is this?
00:43:13Simpson left, sir.
00:43:14Remember?
00:43:18Do you want a new one?
00:43:19Do you want a coffee instead?
00:43:20No, no.
00:43:21I don't want to take that away.
00:43:25Yes, sir.
00:43:33Oh, god.
00:43:38Boss doesn't like your blends.
00:43:41Do you know how many different combinations of tea leaves,
00:43:43temperatures, and techniques the former secretary tested
00:43:45and formulated just for Mr. Valentino's palate?
00:43:47Yeah, that's true.
00:43:49Ever since the new CO arrived,
00:43:51all she would do is carry tea leaves,
00:43:53prepared to make any combination anytime his little heart desired.
00:43:57Such a thoughtful secretary.
00:43:59And such big shoes to fill.
00:44:01How are we ever going to find a replacement?
00:44:04Spill the tea.
00:44:05Did she get fired for trying to seduce the boss?
00:44:09Was that pun intended?
00:44:11Or unintended?
00:44:13Careful not to get fired.
00:44:16Unintended, right?
00:44:18I thought so.
00:44:25She's always so cold to me on the surface,
00:44:27but deep down,
00:44:29she actually really cares about me.
00:44:35What's this?
00:44:36Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:44:39The shop owners send both items here by mistake,
00:44:41so I'll make sure this gets sent back to her address.
00:44:43Okay.
00:44:44I would put your suit in the executive closet,
00:44:46but Samson still has the key.
00:44:49Just hire her back.
00:44:51I mean, I don't get it.
00:44:52When you fire somebody and they take the key,
00:44:54that makes no sense.
00:44:55I thought she was the one that fired you.
00:44:59Okay.
00:45:05Be glad I don't have a cat.
00:45:07Otherwise, this fish would already be dead.
00:45:10LOL.
00:45:12Is this the goldfish that she got?
00:45:15Whoever got that for her is lame.
00:45:19Oh.
00:45:22It's a cute puppy.
00:45:24I like puppies too.
00:45:26Going out tonight.
00:45:28Time to find a cute daddy for my puppy.
00:45:32Who are you going out with?
00:45:37No, it's...
00:45:39It's probably best just to be nice.
00:45:41Let me just...
00:45:45Cute puppy.
00:45:50Period.
00:45:51Yeah, that's fine.
00:45:56What?
00:46:00All this hard-to-get strategies is just going too far, Lisa.
00:46:04Jeez!
00:46:05Jake, what are you doing?
00:46:07Why does it seem like you're more interested in getting her attention
00:46:10than it is the other way around?
00:46:12How long have you been standing?
00:46:15It's time for the event, sir.
00:46:25I'm jumping.
00:46:40I'm jumping.
00:46:55Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:46:58My schemey ex-wife is here.
00:47:00She better not say anything bad about me.
00:47:02Oh, these appetizers look good.
00:47:13You!
00:47:14What are you doing here?
00:47:16It's none of your beeswax.
00:47:19I don't work for you anymore.
00:47:22And you made me drop my appetizer.
00:47:25Who are you here to meet?
00:47:27Showing this much skin?
00:47:29Trying to look so appetizing?
00:47:31Fishing for a new husband?
00:47:33I'm definitely not fishing for you.
00:47:36You are always so difficult.
00:47:38You know that?
00:47:39Am I?
00:47:40Sir, Mrs. Valentino!
00:47:44I'm Nicole. I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:47:47Mrs. Valentino?
00:47:50Oh!
00:47:52What?
00:47:53Oh, my mistake.
00:47:56Excuse me.
00:47:57Yeah, it's fine.
00:48:02Did I get the wrong person?
00:48:05I see her at the hospital all the time with Mr. Valentino Sr.
00:48:11This is the file you wanted on Lisa Samson.
00:48:16The secretary.
00:48:18I have it.
00:48:19The secretary.
00:48:21I haven't looked at it.
00:48:22I find it a bit creepy to hire a private investigator to look into your co-workers.
00:48:26What? She's married.
00:48:27I heard she just got divorced.
00:48:28Is that why she's so hot and cold with me?
00:48:31She's not ready for a new relationship?
00:48:35Mr. and Mrs. Valentino!
00:48:37Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:48:40Looks like we need to pay my ex-wife a visit. Let's go.
00:48:42Sir.
00:48:50This is the house you left your ex-wife after the divorce, sir.
00:48:53Oh.
00:48:58Tam, you literally shit where you eat.
00:49:01Just like him.
00:49:02Surrounds himself with that piece of brown turd model.
00:49:06But, but you're a good boy.
00:49:08Can't say a thing about that drunk face.
00:49:11She's talking about you, sir.
00:49:13Oh, that's way too rude.
00:49:15I thought you were here to see your ex-wife, sir.
00:49:17That's not her.
00:49:18Then who are you here to see?
00:49:20I can't tell whether I'm happy or disappointed. It's not that Lisa.
00:49:26Let's go.
00:49:27Are you sure you're not disappointed?
00:49:32Let's go.
00:49:33Is he here to see me?
00:50:01You're back? I just walked your dog.
00:50:07Thank you.
00:50:09Can you believe that I ran into my shithead ex twice in one night?
00:50:17I don't understand why you just can't admit to him that you're his ex-wife.
00:50:21He is the one that owes you an apology.
00:50:23Okay, you're right, but I just...
00:50:27I don't know, I thought it would be a clean break.
00:50:30Now, I mean, he's always got his poopy pants hanging around.
00:50:35That's true, but he's a two-timing scumbag.
00:50:39And we don't bother with scumbags.
00:50:41Scumbags don't live in our head rent-free.
00:50:43You're right.
00:50:45Okay, cheers to that.
00:50:47Hey, now I'm back on the market.
00:50:50Yes, you are.
00:50:57Hmm.
00:51:07What do you want?
00:51:09Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:51:16Are you going to call her?
00:51:18Almost there, sir.
00:51:20Keep him waiting.
00:51:21Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:51:27Ah!
00:51:28Samson, are you all right?
00:51:34Wait, wait, wait, give me the phone, give me the phone.
00:51:36Lisa, Lisa, hey, can you hear me? Talk to me.
00:51:39Uh, Mr. Valentino, a girl who has self-respect doesn't do tasty faxies.
00:51:44So, bye!
00:51:46No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:51:47Lisa, what if I were to tell you I can give you your own independent project.
00:51:52In exchange, you come back and work for me, secretary, for a month.
00:51:57Is he serious?
00:51:58It would take years to get my own project as an engineer.
00:52:01So how does that sound?
00:52:02Oh, and not to mention it'll be good for your career and the pay raise.
00:52:07Maybe I can finally give back the two million dollar check and call it even.
00:52:12All right, deal.
00:52:14Well, hold on, hold on, I thought you said no tasty faxies a moment ago.
00:52:17Yeah, but there's a condition.
00:52:19You know, if I don't feel like I'm being taken advantage of, then it's open for discussion.
00:52:23Well, all right then. I will see you tomorrow.
00:52:26See you tomorrow!
00:52:35Your tea.
00:52:37Welcome back, Lisa.
00:52:39So, tell me, did you block me?
00:52:48No, definitely, definitely not block you.
00:52:53Did you know that you get extra loud and animated when you lie?
00:52:57Did he hire me back just to torment me?
00:53:00Sir, we found out who drugged you.
00:53:03Who was it?
00:53:04Frank Dunst, CEO of your rival company.
00:53:07Looks like we need to pay him a visit then.
00:53:10You're coming with me. Let's go.
00:53:20Frank Dunst, the CEO of our rival company, should be right inside.
00:53:23Why are we back here again?
00:53:29Does he know that I'm the woman he spent the night with?
00:53:31Bathroom!
00:53:37Let's go.
00:53:43Oh my!
00:53:45Iden Valentino.
00:53:51What can I do for you, chick?
00:53:58Is that one of your goons?
00:54:00Did he drug me on his own or was it by your order?
00:54:08Hello, pretty.
00:54:16Can I be frank?
00:54:20I would love that, Frank.
00:54:22Hello, pretty.
00:54:24I got some nice rooms on the floor above us.
00:54:27How about I give you a tour you won't forget?
00:54:30Respectfully, no.
00:54:32Respectfully, no.
00:54:36Did I mention that I own this place?
00:54:38Oh, really?
00:54:40Well, in that case...
00:54:53You're gonna regret this!
00:54:57I'll show you real pain.
00:54:59I'll show you real pain.
00:55:01Hey!
00:55:07You okay?
00:55:11Don't you know who I am?
00:55:13Frank Dunst is my brother-in-law, you idiot!
00:55:16Hey!
00:55:20If I recall correctly, your wife is an only child.
00:55:24And the sole heir to the Maple fortune.
00:55:27So how do you suddenly have a brother-in-law?
00:55:29And he doesn't look like part of the Maple family at all.
00:55:32Are you cheating on your wife with his sister?
00:55:34Sir?
00:55:36What do you want, Iden?
00:55:38Hmm.
00:55:39The Northpoint Project.
00:55:42I'm interested in this.
00:55:44The Northpoint Project.
00:55:47I'm interested in that.
00:55:49A hundred billion dollar project.
00:55:51That's right.
00:55:53All right.
00:55:55I will withdraw my debt for it.
00:55:58And I also want an apology to my secretary, Nell.
00:56:03I'm sorry.
00:56:05And I apologize on behalf of this brother-
00:56:08Idiot!
00:56:09My subordinates are all highly competent.
00:56:12Unlike yours.
00:56:13That's why I, as their superior, protect them.
00:56:19Let's go.
00:56:25I, um...
00:56:29I want to thank you for saving me.
00:56:33And, um...
00:56:36Would you have done the same if it were a different girl?
00:56:39Nobody bullies you except for me.
00:56:42No one's allowed to bully me except you?
00:56:45I'm sorry, what kind of sadistic line is that?
00:56:48Are you talking shit about me inside of your head again?
00:56:52No.
00:56:53No! No!
00:56:55I'm not!
00:56:58I'm not!
00:57:08Do you dance?
00:57:10Oh, um...
00:57:12No.
00:57:13Not anymore.
00:57:14I mean, not...
00:57:15Just not anymore.
00:57:20A gift.
00:57:23From the company, not from me.
00:57:29You really don't remember me anymore?
00:57:34I don't.
00:57:38No, he's so utterly weak.
00:57:40I don't have anything but a 2-D DNA.
00:57:49No!
00:57:50No!
00:57:51Are you okay?
00:57:53Uh, I can't see.
00:57:55I can't see.
00:57:57I can't see.
00:58:00My leg!
00:58:03You two!
00:58:04Call the police!
00:58:06Mr. Valentino!
00:58:08We have to get you to safety.
00:58:09One second.
00:58:11Here.
00:58:12This is my family heirloom.
00:58:14Come find me.
00:58:16We really have to go.
00:58:28How do you know I like dogs?
00:58:31He pays attention to me.
00:58:38Brian!
00:58:39Lisa!
00:58:41Hi.
00:58:43Here, let me get this.
00:58:47I'm sorry.
00:58:48I'm sorry.
00:58:49I'm sorry.
00:58:50I'm sorry.
00:58:51I'm sorry.
00:58:52I'm sorry.
00:58:53I'm sorry.
00:58:54Let me get this.
00:58:58This looks good.
00:59:00Yeah, for tonight.
00:59:02Oh.
00:59:03Okay.
00:59:04I got us tickets to see Swan Lake next weekend.
00:59:07What?
00:59:13I left them at the office.
00:59:16I knew you wanted to go out with me.
00:59:22Wait, Lisa.
00:59:23Why aren't you with the Valentinos for the holidays this year?
00:59:26Because that jerk-faced ex-husband didn't want to see me at all.
00:59:29Has that Iden Valentino been mean to you?
00:59:31No.
00:59:32No, it's great.
00:59:34I mean, his grandpa loves me, okay?
00:59:37And he got me a designer purse.
00:59:39And I'm so happy for him.
00:59:41I mean, his grandpa loves me, okay?
00:59:43And he got me a designer purse.
00:59:45If it wasn't for my evil ex-girlfriend who blackmailed me for $2 million,
00:59:48she wouldn't have had to agree to that marriage contract anyway.
00:59:51It's all my fault.
00:59:52No, it's not.
00:59:53Hey, it's okay.
00:59:55Ryan, it's not your fault.
01:00:02Why do you have a picture of Patricia Brown on your dartboard?
01:00:06Is that what this criminal calls herself now?
01:00:09She's hiding from her crimes.
01:00:11She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
01:00:13She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
01:00:15That's why we owe $2 million?
01:00:17Lisa, don't get caught up in this anymore, okay?
01:00:19Just live your happy married life.
01:00:22That's all I want for you.
01:00:24You've already done too much for me.
01:00:35Grandpa Valentino's in the hospital. I have to go.
01:00:38Will you be back for dinner?
01:00:39I don't know.
01:00:48Thankfully, Olga got to Grandpa in time.
01:00:51Iden Valentino, even if he doesn't want to see me,
01:00:54he should still see his grandfather for the holidays.
01:00:58What the hell are you doing here?
01:01:01He was with her again?
01:01:07You're like a leech, huh?
01:01:09I can't get rid of you.
01:01:10I haven't even started with you about ruining my brother's life.
01:01:14What? I didn't slap you hard enough last time so you came back for more?
01:01:18Name your price.
01:01:20How much to get you away from Iden?
01:01:22How much for you to leave Iden alone?
01:01:24$1 million?
01:01:26I'll pay you $1 million to leave Iden alone.
01:01:30That should be plenty for a peasant like you.
01:01:32Is that how much Iden Valentino is worth to you?
01:01:35What a joke.
01:01:36$5 million.
01:01:38$5 million.
01:01:40$5 million.
01:01:42$5 million.
01:01:44$5 million.
01:01:46$5 million.
01:01:50$5 trillion.
01:01:52Couldn't buy my love for Iden Valentino.
01:01:54What do you know about Iden anyway?
01:01:56He's allergic to peanuts.
01:01:58He loves seafood and his evening runs.
01:02:01Everyone thinks he's a cold, calculated businessman,
01:02:03but he actually has a lot of soft spots, including puppies.
01:02:06He's a dog person like me, and if he sees a dog on his evening runs,
01:02:09he will stop just so that he can play with it.
01:02:13I will seduce Iden from you.
01:02:16He's mine.
01:02:18Yeah!
01:02:21Iden.
01:02:25Awkward.
01:02:29What a confession, Lisa.
01:02:31I didn't know you feel that way about me.
01:02:34Okay.
01:02:35Mrs. Valentino.
01:02:38I mean, actually, what do I call you?
01:02:42I'm Nicole. I'm the nurse at the hospital.
01:02:46Lisa. Lisa's totally fine.
01:02:48Oh, yeah, okay.
01:02:49Thank you.
01:02:50I hope everything's okay.
01:02:52Yeah, yeah, no, sorry. I'm just a little tired.
01:02:54Oh, it's good to see you again.
01:02:56Yo, you too. You look great in your strokes.
01:03:00Hi, baby. Hi.
01:03:03Greta.
01:03:08How you doing?
01:03:12Hi.
01:03:13Yeah.
01:03:15Remember Lisa Sampson?
01:03:18How about some sweet revenge?
01:03:33Jake, can you get Lisa in here? Thank you.
01:03:36You called for me?
01:03:38What?
01:03:41My God, how can he be this hot?
01:03:45Can you please tie this tie for me?
01:03:48I don't know how to tie a tie, actually, so you should have Jake help you out with that.
01:03:54Well, you are already in here, so why don't you give it a shot?
01:03:59Fine.
01:04:03Lisa.
01:04:05This is nice.
01:04:11You're not too good at this, are you?
01:04:13I guess you have no one else to practice on.
01:04:16Well, do you have a lot of girls who tie your tie for you?
01:04:19No.
01:04:21You're actually the first.
01:04:26I've got work to do, so, you know.
01:04:28Why were you at the hospital last night?
01:04:31I go for physical therapy sometimes.
01:04:34You have an injury?
01:04:36That's why I don't dance anymore.
01:04:39No reaction.
01:04:41He really doesn't care.
01:04:43I wasn't stalking you, by the way.
01:04:45Sure.
01:04:47I mean it, like all the stuff I said at the hospital, that was just nonsense, you know?
01:04:53I only said it because your little girlfriend was accusing me of trying to seduce you.
01:04:59So, I just wanted to piss her off.
01:05:03So you didn't mean anything that you said?
01:05:06No.
01:05:08No, of course not. I'm a professional.
01:05:11Professional indeed.
01:05:14I knew it.
01:05:18Thank you. Yeah.
01:05:21Thank you. Yeah.
01:05:23I'm mindful of social boundaries.
01:05:27Right.
01:05:28That'll be all from us, Samson.
01:05:31Yeah, I've got work to do.
01:05:38Sorry, Samson, but the boss said these need to be done by tomorrow morning.
01:05:41He says, um...
01:05:44If she loves working so much, then I'll give her twice the work.
01:05:47She'll be thanking me.
01:05:51Twice the work.
01:05:55Does he know I have a real job?
01:05:59I'm only his secretary, and he's already torturing me this much?
01:06:04Imagine what he would do if he found out I was his despised ex-wife.
01:06:15Mr. Valentino?
01:06:17Mr. Valentino?
01:06:22Mr. Valentino?
01:06:25I'm here with those files that you asked for.
01:06:28Holy shit, this place is nice.
01:06:38Don't touch her.
01:06:39Yeah, why are you naked? Perfect.
01:06:44You break into my house and you start touching on my body and you call me a perv.
01:06:48Interesting.
01:06:51You asked me to bring these files over to your house.
01:06:54No, I don't need those anymore.
01:06:57He just loves tormenting me.
01:06:59But, now that you're here, why don't you join me for a drink?
01:07:07Cheers.
01:07:13Cheers.
01:07:22That's okay. I'm not really drinking right now, anyway.
01:07:25And I've been really overloaded with stuff for the rest of the night.
01:07:32I'm just going to leave the files here, in case you need them.
01:07:35And, yeah, I'll head out.
01:07:37Well, hold on. Wait one second.
01:07:39I mean, it's late. I'll give you a ride home.
01:07:41No, no, no, that's okay. I have a ride arranged, so.
01:07:45Okay.
01:07:48See you later?
01:07:51See you.
01:07:52I bid you good eve.
01:07:53Sir.
01:08:01It's a pool.
01:08:02It's a pool. Yeah, that was my next guess.
01:08:12Why do rich people always live in places without a service?
01:08:19Okay, how am I supposed to get a fucking Uber right now?
01:08:28You.
01:08:30What are you doing here?
01:08:32That's for trying to steal Aydin from me.
01:08:35And after tonight, he's never going to want to touch you again.
01:08:40Because we're cutting up your face.
01:08:47This is my family heirloom. Come find me.
01:08:52Where did you get that necklace?
01:08:53I don't know.
01:08:54I don't know.
01:08:55I don't know.
01:08:56I don't know.
01:08:57I don't know.
01:08:58I don't know.
01:09:00Where did you get that necklace?
01:09:04Where did you get that necklace?
01:09:06Oh, this?
01:09:07This is a token of Aydin's love.
01:09:09Jealous?
01:09:11You better enjoy your last few moments not being Scarface.
01:09:17Don't come near me.
01:09:20I'm Aydin Valentino's wife. You don't want to mess with me.
01:09:24Quit bluffing. You were just his secretary last week.
01:09:30Stop.
01:09:32Don't.
01:09:33Don't.
01:09:35No. No.
01:09:36Don't.
01:09:38Don't.
01:09:39Hey!
01:09:41Hey!
01:09:46You're okay.
01:09:47What took you so long?
01:09:50Dump his body at the Maple residence.
01:09:52Tell Charlotte Maple that her husband is cheating on her.
01:09:55We'll see how Dunst can afford his vermin without his wife's money.
01:09:58And Patricia Brown too.
01:10:00They kidnapped her too?
01:10:01No. She was working with the men who hurt me.
01:10:04No. No. You must be imagining this. We didn't see her when we came in.
01:10:06I didn't.
01:10:07What?
01:10:08Listen to me.
01:10:09Look. Look. I know you guys are at odds, but she wouldn't do this.
01:10:14Fine.
01:10:16Thanks for saving me.
01:10:17Hey. Hey. Hey.
01:10:19I'll take you back. Come on. I'll take you back.
01:10:21No. No.
01:10:22Lisa!
01:10:29Lisa!
01:10:31I'm sorry.
01:10:33Please. I just want to talk for a second.
01:10:34Lisa! Please!
01:10:38Lisa!
01:10:59Ryan.
01:11:02Four years ago, I brought home a necklace.
01:11:05Patricia Brown stole it.
01:11:07She ransacked the house.
01:11:09It must have been her.
01:11:11I'm sorry, sis. Everything is my fault.
01:11:13Is this necklace important to you? Can I get you another one?
01:11:28Here.
01:11:39I thought you said you're not drinking anymore.
01:11:41And you finished the whole bottle yourself?
01:11:44What's going on?
01:11:47I got kidnapped.
01:11:52So, that piece of crap Brown took your necklace to pose as you.
01:11:56Your husband's actual savior.
01:11:59No. Get this. She's also the one who framed Ryan for her hit and run.
01:12:02And that's why we owe the two million dollars.
01:12:05That bitch.
01:12:06She did everything to get closer to Aydin.
01:12:08Yeah.
01:12:09You've got to do something.
01:12:10Like what?
01:12:14He believes her completely.
01:12:16And if I had any evidence at all, I wouldn't have had to sign the marriage contract.
01:12:22She's got the necklace.
01:12:23Like, I don't even think I can call him a scumbag anymore because he thinks that she's me.
01:12:29Take your man back.
01:12:31Take my man back?
01:12:33Yeah.
01:12:38It's Aydin.
01:12:43Hello? This is the Irish Pub.
01:12:46This lady is drunk.
01:12:48Please come and pick her up as soon as possible.
01:12:51What was that?
01:12:54Now what?
01:12:55What are we going to do?
01:12:56Well, now we're going to go to the Irish Pub and get you changed.
01:12:59We're going to go to the Irish Pub?
01:13:00Uh-huh. Yes, we are. Let's go.
01:13:05There you go. I have a couple.
01:13:08You have the most cars in the world than anybody else.
01:13:12There you go.
01:13:14Alrighty.
01:13:15Let's get this seatbelt on you.
01:13:17Boom. Okay.
01:13:21Alright.
01:13:24Oh.
01:13:26You actually look sweet when you're asleep.
01:13:28Because when you're awake, you're like a tiger always chewing me out.
01:13:33Oh.
01:13:35I'm going to eat you up.
01:13:37Yeah. Yeah, we can get something to eat.
01:13:44There you go. Just take a nap. I'll drive.
01:13:53Oh, uh, Lisa, where do you actually live?
01:13:59Lisa.
01:14:02Okay, I'll just take you back to my house.
01:14:14Okay, there you go.
01:14:16And I'm taking you to my place just because, frankly, I don't know where you live.
01:14:21And I'm not going to do anything wrong.
01:14:26Be mindful of social boundaries, Ida.
01:14:28Don't do anything stupid.
01:14:30She's under the influence.
01:14:31I'm just going to go.
01:14:32Okay.
01:14:34Wait, Lisa.
01:14:37Please be mindful of social boundaries.
01:14:39Okay.
01:14:46Lisa, if you go any lower, then I'm going to have to cut your pay in half.
01:14:52Lisa!
01:14:57If I knew that you were going to be like this, I would have left you to your own devices.
01:15:16My, oh my, Samson.
01:15:18Did you two spend the night together?
01:15:20Jake, where are my morning meeting notes?
01:15:22Got them.
01:15:28That's right. Take your man back.
01:15:37I made you coffee.
01:15:39You know how I prefer tea now, right?
01:15:41But this is my special coffee.
01:15:45Okay.
01:15:47Okay.
01:15:54Yeah, it's pretty good.
01:15:56You've got, um, foam on your lips.
01:16:01Well, why don't you...
01:16:09Why don't you quit all the bells and whistles and go make me a normal tea?
01:16:16Jake liked my latte art.
01:16:19Oh, you made Jake latte hearts?
01:16:22Uh, no. His was a leaf. Only you got the heart.
01:16:26I made you lunch, too.
01:16:28You made me lunch?
01:16:29Mm-hmm.
01:16:33You need to take a break.
01:16:35No time to break, Olga.
01:16:36Patricia Brown says I was divorcing Lisa to take up with a secretary.
01:16:41I have to stop it at all costs.
01:16:43Onward, Olga! Onward!
01:16:47I gave an eye last year.
01:16:50Got it.
01:16:52But, uh, what if they're in a meeting?
01:16:54Doesn't matter. Onward, Olga! Onward!
01:17:00That right there.
01:17:04Grandpa.
01:17:06Isn't that...
01:17:08Don't mind me. Come by to visit sometime for dinner.
01:17:12Okay, Grandpa. Will do.
01:17:16Onward, Olga!
01:17:20It seems like Grandpa likes you.
01:17:22I, uh, I seem a bit flustered sometimes.
01:17:25Hmm.
01:17:39You dare steal a kiss from me?
01:17:46No.
01:18:02Mr. Bouncy!
01:18:09Jake, this better be very important or I'm cutting your pay in half.
01:18:12What is it?
01:18:13Miss, Miss Brown just called.
01:18:17Hmm.
01:18:25Hey.
01:18:26She needs you at the police station right now.
01:18:28The police station?
01:18:33Sorry you had to come get me like this, sis.
01:18:36Why would you go stalking Patricia Brown? You know that is a crime, Brian.
01:18:40Why am I not surprised?
01:18:43You two are siblings? Trailer trash ass family.
01:18:47You ruined my life!
01:18:48Hey, Brian, stop. Don't.
01:18:50Blame your own stupidity, not me.
01:18:53Do you even know who I am?
01:18:55What do you mean?
01:18:56Do you know who you stole that necklace from four years ago?
01:18:58What are you...
01:19:00I don't know what you're talking about!
01:19:02Sure you do.
01:19:03Hey! Hey, what is going on?
01:19:04Aiden! They're harassing me!
01:19:06She's dating Aiden Valentino now?
01:19:08You know what? You know what?
01:19:10Hey! Hey! Stop!
01:19:13Hey! Hey! Stop!
01:19:15Don't hurt him.
01:19:17I apologize on his behalf.
01:19:19You're apologizing to me for him.
01:19:21I've never known you to back down on me before.
01:19:24Why are you apologizing to him?
01:19:26Do you want to end up back in there?
01:19:27He's cheating on you.
01:19:30Let's go.
01:19:31Come on, Aiden. They're disgusting.
01:19:33Aiden, I knew you'd save me from those trailer trash siblings.
01:19:37Wait, what?
01:19:38They're siblings.
01:19:39What?
01:19:42Brian?
01:19:43Oh my gosh, Brian is so...
01:19:44Yeah, they're both losers.
01:19:49Wait!
01:19:50Aiden!
01:19:51How am I supposed to get around?
01:19:55Lisa, wait! Wait!
01:19:59Lisa!
01:20:00Lisa!
01:20:07Someone decided to go get into trouble.
01:20:15It's...
01:20:16No, no.
01:20:18Leave behind your cheating husband.
01:20:23Miss Sampson, for dishing work without cause,
01:20:26I require an in-person explanation in my office stat?
01:20:29He's got issues.
01:20:30Divorce him already. Why are you still with him?
01:20:32We're already divorced.
01:20:35Oh, good.
01:20:37I mean, if it wasn't for my blunders in the first place,
01:20:39you wouldn't have had to marry him.
01:20:40It's not about that.
01:20:42Now you're free, right?
01:20:44So I can set you up on some blind dates?
01:20:46Yeah, please don't.
01:20:47Why not?
01:20:48Come on, everybody asks me about you.
01:20:50Oh, I'm sure...
01:20:51You're bound to meet one good one out of the bunch.
01:20:55Brian...
01:20:56Come on, please?
01:20:57For me?
01:20:58For you?
01:20:59For me?
01:21:01Coming by later to check out some of the wiring in this room?
01:21:04Yeah, I think we could widen the room,
01:21:05make more space, easily for a couple of units a week.
01:21:08Budget reports from the past month from the finance department.
01:21:11Thank you.
01:21:12And, um, I was...
01:21:13Is that a new skirt, Sampson?
01:21:14You going on a date?
01:21:15Later.
01:21:18Excuse me.
01:21:29Hi.
01:21:30Queen's Ristorante.
01:21:317pm.
01:21:32Thank you.
01:21:33Can't wait.
01:21:38You know, I'm so happy that Sampson decided to go on this date.
01:21:41You know, getting back on the dating scene is kind of exciting.
01:21:43Gosh, and she had that new skirt.
01:21:45The way that she was talking with that guy on the phone,
01:21:47she must have been pretty excited.
01:21:48She must be successful.
01:21:49I need a table at Queen's Ristorante.
01:21:54Because we are turning some friends.
01:21:56Because we are turning some friends to dinner tonight.
01:21:59We're friends.
01:22:04I have friends.
01:22:08Yeah, that's me.
01:22:09Oh, great.
01:22:10I look better in real life, though, huh?
01:22:12So, Ms. Sampson, I hear you are a divorcee,
01:22:16which I think is very hot.
01:22:18And, you know, I'll tell you,
01:22:20if it wasn't for my aunt's next-door neighbor's brother's cousin,
01:22:24I would not be doing this blind date crap.
01:22:27We don't have to do this again.
01:22:29Ah, no, no, no.
01:22:30Don't worry about it.
01:22:31Don't play hard to get already.
01:22:33Just, you know, relax.
01:22:34Enjoy your meal.
01:22:35It's all good.
01:22:36I will tell you,
01:22:38I make $3,000 a month.
01:22:42I can afford to get you a nice meal.
01:22:44It's all good.
01:22:45There's really no need.
01:22:48Forget about it.
01:22:49Listen, I have a very spacious
01:22:52300-square-foot studio apartment that I lease
01:22:56if you get my drift.
01:23:02When we's a married,
01:23:04you don't gotta worry about work or nothing.
01:23:06I can give you an allowance, like, I don't know,
01:23:08$200 a month, something like that.
01:23:10What do you think about that?
01:23:11Yeah, um, I make six figures.
01:23:14I'm an engineer.
01:23:16We could, um, go buy a Tesla when we're done here.
01:23:20Come on!
01:23:21You're joking with me.
01:23:22Get out of here.
01:23:23No, I'm literally not.
01:23:24Yeah, uh, your meal's on me.
01:23:26Ah, listen, don't mess with me, lady.
01:23:28Look, I know that you are divorced,
01:23:31but what do you think you can do better than me?
01:23:33Get out of here.
01:23:37What the hell is this?
01:23:38We didn't order nothing.
01:23:39What, are you trying to bum a meal off of me?
01:23:42Mr. Sumtree.
01:23:43Hello, Lisa.
01:23:44I own half the restaurants on this side of town.
01:23:48Mister, the bill for this table
01:23:49has already been paid for
01:23:51by Ida Valentino.
01:23:55For this table has already been paid for
01:23:57by Ida Valentino.
01:23:58He says Miss Samson deserves only the best.
01:24:04What the hell kind of name is Ida?
01:24:05Let me know if you find out.
01:24:09Thanks!
01:24:10Okay, fine, then I'm gonna eat.
01:24:12With Lisa gone,
01:24:13your bill is $1,250.
01:24:16Dude.
01:24:17What?
01:24:19Real funny watching you get embarrassed again, isn't it?
01:24:21Hey!
01:24:22No, you and Mr. Sumtree again, huh?
01:24:23You kiss me and you go on a date with another guy.
01:24:25How is that fair?
01:24:26What, and you're any better?
01:24:27Patricia Brown feels like something happens
01:24:29and so then you swoop in and immediately take her side.
01:24:31Someone's jealous of you.
01:24:32I'm leaving.
01:24:33Okay, bye.
01:24:34Hey, hey!
01:24:36You okay?
01:24:39Look, there's nothing between Patricia and I.
01:24:41It's only because she saved my life four years ago.
01:24:43You can't hear this.
01:24:52I'll make sure everything matches code.
01:24:54Oh, also, if you plan on remarrying Miss Samson,
01:24:57you would need to make sure...
01:24:58Wait, wait, hang on.
01:24:59Remarrying?
01:25:01Yeah, I saw you two together the other night.
01:25:03The other night, I don't...
01:25:04At 7th Heaven.
01:25:07Hey, those cookies you ordered.
01:25:09This is Valentino.
01:25:11You hired your ex-wife as your secretary?
01:25:14My ex-wife?
01:25:16Lisa, please tell me that this is just another misunderstanding.
01:25:19No.
01:25:20I am your ex-wife.
01:25:22So I'm just the real joke here.
01:25:24The fool.
01:25:25Chasing you around, running around, saving you.
01:25:27Have you been playing me this whole time?
01:25:29No.
01:25:30I mean, even the nurse called you Miss Valentino.
01:25:33I even went to your house and I saw another woman.
01:25:35Okay, if you had cared about me even one tiny little bit,
01:25:38you would have known what I looked like.
01:25:40You didn't even know my name.
01:25:41So this is just revenge then.
01:25:43On who?
01:25:44Myself?
01:25:45Lisa Samson.
01:25:46I did Valentino!
01:25:50Okay, so I can't even have a coffee now?
01:25:56I mean, how could she be my skinny ex-wife?
01:26:07What's wrong?
01:26:08Oh my God.
01:26:09What's wrong?
01:26:10What do you do every day, Jake?
01:26:12I asked for a file on Lisa Samson.
01:26:14Where is it?
01:26:15My ex-wife's secretary, sir.
01:26:16You tell me!
01:26:17I already gave it to you.
01:26:20I'm not seeing anything in here.
01:26:21It's right here.
01:26:23You found it.
01:26:26Huh.
01:26:27Paradise Villa number 12.
01:26:30That's the same address as Lisa.
01:26:32Shit. Shit.
01:26:33I'm gonna kill you, Jake!
01:26:36You...
01:26:38Just look on the bright side, sir.
01:26:39Lisa Samson is at least not this skinny, conniving gold digger that you described her as.
01:26:44I've never described her as that.
01:26:46But why did she need to hold back for this entire time?
01:26:50Perhaps she was looking for an opportunity to uncover your dark secrets
01:26:53so that she could extort you for more money.
01:26:55Jesus.
01:26:56Lisa isn't like that.
01:26:58Okay.
01:27:00She's a Russian spy.
01:27:02That's gotta be it.
01:27:03Overactive imagination again, Jake.
01:27:06Don't talk about that.
01:27:08Sir, you never know.
01:27:10We've only really known her for about a month.
01:27:12I know my Lisa.
01:27:15She's not like that.
01:27:26Are those flowers for Lisa Samson?
01:27:28Sure are.
01:27:29Love you.
01:27:32Oh!
01:27:33What are you doing, sir?
01:27:35Those flowers are ugly.
01:27:36I need 10 fresh bouquets from the Netherlands.
01:27:38Now!
01:27:44More for me.
01:27:48Hey, hey, hey, Lisa.
01:27:49Why don't I just give you a ride home?
01:27:53No, thanks.
01:27:59Grandpa Valentino!
01:28:00Lisa, come back tonight with Ivan for dinner.
01:28:03I will not rest until you do.
01:28:09I will not rest until you do.
01:28:14The car's ready, sir.
01:28:15Thank you.
01:28:22Thanks for the ride, Mr. Valentino.
01:28:25Anytime.
01:28:27Sir, you asked me to call your grandpa.
01:28:29You knew that Lisa would for sure say yes?
01:28:31I knew she respects my grandpa too much.
01:28:33She couldn't say no.
01:28:34But you always said, um...
01:28:37She always knew to suck up to grandpa to manipulate him.
01:28:39That's funny.
01:28:42So do you plan to pursue Lisa Samson for reals this time?
01:28:45No, who said anything about pursuing her?
01:28:48I thought I'd just give her a chance, since she likes me.
01:28:57Thank you, Olga.
01:29:00Cheers.
01:29:02We're all finally here together as a family.
01:29:06Cheers.
01:29:08Oh, and we'll be coming back to visit you, grandpa.
01:29:10Together.
01:29:12That's fantastic.
01:29:15Why don't you two stay the night then?
01:29:18Yeah, we'd love to.
01:29:22Honey, why don't you try one of these grapes?
01:29:25I know how you like them.
01:29:27Grandpa's watching.
01:29:35There you go.
01:29:44If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:29:47All night long.
01:29:49If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:29:53All night long.
01:29:55I'm no longer hungry, actually. Thank you so much for dinner.
01:30:00What are you doing still eating?
01:30:03This is your chance.
01:30:06Go!
01:30:12I think some grandchildren are in play, Olga.
01:30:16Cheers.
01:30:25Thirsty, aren't we?
01:30:37Wasn't this the wedding gift that Molly got me?
01:30:42There's literally nothing here. What am I supposed to wear to bed?
01:30:46What are you looking for?
01:30:48Nothing.
01:30:50What are you doing here?
01:30:51Doing you.
01:30:53Perfect.
01:30:55Is it to make Grandpa happy?
01:30:59Unless you want to sleep on the floor tonight?
01:31:02Uh, no way.
01:31:05We never stay over, so I always sleep in the bed.
01:31:08Why should I get the floor now?
01:31:10Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:31:12I don't mind it.
01:31:15Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:31:18I don't mind it.
01:31:19Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:31:21I don't mind it.
01:31:27Fuck.
01:31:31Jake?
01:31:33Lisa, is Mr. Valentino there?
01:31:35This better be good, Jake, or you're not getting your bonus this year.
01:31:38Mr. Norton had a sudden change in plans and will be leaving town tomorrow afternoon.
01:31:42That means that we will have to move his meeting up to tomorrow morning,
01:31:45so you and Lisa will need to do some O.T.
01:31:47Thank you.
01:31:49You're welcome.
01:31:58Not even going to cover the important stuff.
01:32:20That night...
01:32:31Will you be a boy or a girl?
01:32:36Will your dad even accept you?
01:32:43You should tell him.
01:32:46You should tell him.
01:32:50Hi.
01:32:53Patricia, you can't keep sneaking up on me like that. What are you doing?
01:32:56Okay, well, I found a new doctor. Will you come with me?
01:33:00No, I don't have time to go to the doctor's office today.
01:33:04Okay.
01:33:06Well, if Dr. Richards can fix me up,
01:33:10this will be the last time you ever have to deal with me. Please?
01:33:13Okay, yes, let's go.
01:33:19Oh, no.
01:33:22Lisa, you're pregnant?
01:33:25Whose bastard baby is this?
01:33:28You're pregnant?
01:33:30Who's the man?
01:33:31Oh.
01:33:33You're pregnant?
01:33:34Who's the man?
01:33:36You wouldn't want to shake the baby.
01:33:37The father wouldn't like that too much.
01:33:41Lisa, is there somebody else?
01:33:43Is there somebody else?
01:33:44Is there somebody else?
01:33:47I could ask you the same.
01:33:50I did my leg, it's hurting. I need to go to the doctor now.
01:33:54Let's go.
01:34:08That's Lisa.
01:34:10Should we give her a ride?
01:34:12No need.
01:34:13No?
01:34:14Sir, she's going to get sick like this.
01:34:15Start the car.
01:34:32Ivan Valentino, you're a dick!
01:34:35You're a dick, that's all you'll ever be!
01:34:43I don't want to end it with that baby, baby.
01:34:47So as of the reports that I sent over to you guys from Robert,
01:34:49our numbers are up from last time this year, thanks to Mr. Valentino's efforts here.
01:34:53So we have a...
01:34:58Sorry I'm late.
01:34:59No excuses.
01:35:01Hey, hey.
01:35:08Do you have a fever, Lisa?
01:35:09Fine.
01:35:11Look, anyone that's late is still excluded.
01:35:14Go outside and get some rest.
01:35:15I don't want you getting anyone else in this office sick.
01:35:18Fine.
01:35:28See you later, girl.
01:35:33Mr. Valentino.
01:35:36My letter of resignation.
01:35:37My letter of resignation.
01:35:39My letter of resignation.
01:35:42You've always wanted to do your own independent projects, right?
01:35:46Focus on that.
01:35:47Give your secretarial duties to Tom and take some time off.
01:35:52Go to the hospital, okay?
01:35:55What do you mean?
01:35:59I mean, you don't really intend to have that baby, right?
01:36:03You don't get to decide what I do with my body or my baby.
01:36:06You really love that man that much?
01:36:09It's none of your business.
01:36:21Happy birthday, Mr. Valentino.
01:36:27Blow out the candles, Grandpa.
01:36:30Yay!
01:36:33I'll go cut the cake.
01:36:36I can celebrate my birthday with the both of you together this time.
01:36:41If only by next year, we could add a little bundle of joy.
01:36:47Thank you, sir.
01:36:50Is she pregnant?
01:36:54Lisa.
01:37:03It doesn't feel good, does it?
01:37:07Ugh!
01:37:09Stop!
01:37:10What?
01:37:11You'll carry somebody else's child but won't even let me touch it.
01:37:14What the fuck is even that, huh?
01:37:20I've had enough of your penance.
01:37:23Grow the fuck up!
01:37:25What?
01:37:43Oh, wow!
01:37:44Wait a minute.
01:37:45Look, everyone.
01:37:46It's your slutty secretary.
01:37:48Did you know she actually tried to sleep with the boss
01:37:52but now she's pregnant with some random stranger's bastard baby.
01:37:57Do you even know who the father is?
01:38:00Okay.
01:38:08If you want to expose me, she lied about my brother.
01:38:11Hey!
01:38:12Her scar is fake!
01:38:13You're a fraud!
01:38:15And to think I believed in you all this time.
01:38:18Stop!
01:38:21You ruined me!
01:38:23Hey!
01:38:24Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!
01:38:25I didn't!
01:38:26Are you okay?
01:38:27Are you okay?
01:38:28I didn't!
01:38:29Jake! Call an ambulance now!
01:38:30I didn't! She's faking!
01:38:31She fell by herself!
01:38:32She's a lying bitch!
01:38:42She's suffering from a high fever and physical trauma.
01:38:46It doesn't look very stable for the fetus.
01:38:52Well, I guess we can have more in the future.
01:38:57But doctor, can you just save them both?
01:39:00I'll try my best.
01:39:04I'll be right back.
01:39:06Okay.
01:39:17Boo.
01:39:19It's Brown.
01:39:26You know what to do.
01:39:34You know what to do.
01:39:39The patient is in a critical state.
01:39:41We need to operate now.
01:39:42What's going on?
01:39:44Lisa Sampson doesn't have a scheduled operation.
01:39:46She doesn't need one.
01:39:47If you want to keep your job, you better keep your mouth shut.
01:40:04Mr. Valentino, you have to save Lisa.
01:40:15What's happening?
01:40:17Where am I?
01:40:19We've had some complications.
01:40:21We need to operate on you.
01:40:22No, this isn't right.
01:40:25Who are you working for?
01:40:26Stop! No! No! No! Stop!
01:40:28No! No! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
01:40:31No! I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant with Aiden Valentino's child!
01:40:34Stop!
01:40:35Lisa!
01:40:37You're okay.
01:40:39Lisa, Lisa. Hey, hey, hey.
01:40:41You're okay.
01:40:42Murderer.
01:40:44Okay, let's go.
01:40:47Sit him down.
01:40:53So, tell me, doctor, or I'll get your license revoked.
01:40:58It was...
01:41:00It was all Patricia Brown.
01:41:03She blackmailed me.
01:41:07And forced me to operate on Lisa Sampson.
01:41:11And...
01:41:12And what?
01:41:15And what?
01:41:18And forge x-rays of her broken leg.
01:41:21Patricia Brown's leg is actually perfectly fine.
01:41:24So I switched her x-rays with someone else's.
01:41:29I checked the database.
01:41:30It looks like he swapped Patricia Brown's x-rays with Lisa Sampson's.
01:41:38So that means that Patricia has been lying to me this entire time?
01:41:42That means that Lisa...
01:41:47Lisa!
01:41:49Where did she go?
01:41:51Patricia, stop. You don't want to do this.
01:41:55If you push me off, if you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:42:00If you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:42:04I don't think so.
01:42:06I don't think so.
01:42:07I think it'll just look like a suicide out of shame for having a bastard baby.
01:42:12I saved Aiden. And he will believe me.
01:42:15Why?
01:42:16Because I have the necklace.
01:42:19No! Give it back!
01:42:22You blackmailed my brother for two million dollars.
01:42:25You can have it back for my dead body.
01:42:28Then that'll have to work.
01:42:29No.
01:42:30Patricia, stop!
01:42:31No!
01:42:36Lisa.
01:42:40This is all your fault!
01:42:42It's okay. It's okay.
01:42:45Lisa.
01:42:46Lisa, please forgive me.
01:43:01Hey.
01:43:02Hey.
01:43:04Patricia Brown, famous supermodel, is arrested for attempted murder.
01:43:08Finally! Justice is served!
01:43:15Hey, Brian.
01:43:16Sis, did you see the news?
01:43:17Patricia Brown was finally brought in prison for all her crimes.
01:43:20Yeah, I saw.
01:43:22Also, that ex-husband of yours, he's been coming over every day after work.
01:43:26Why?
01:43:27He asked me about you. You know, your childhood, your dreams.
01:43:31He knows you're the girl he saved in college now.
01:43:34And he also paid off all our debts.
01:43:47You know, this house was a gift from Grandpa.
01:43:50I never even came in it all these years.
01:43:54Now I can't even enter it, even if I wanted to.
01:44:01Let's go.
01:44:19Let's go.
01:44:23Oh, it's from Aiden.
01:44:26For you and the baby.
01:44:29More maturity gifts again?
01:44:30As if we can't get those things ourselves.
01:44:32I'm gonna go get them.
01:44:57Lisa.
01:45:01Lisa.
01:45:03Did you know that your brother is a total drill sergeant?
01:45:07He had me doing tours all day just so I could get a couple more details about you.
01:45:10And now I have some serious respect for housewives.
01:45:14Is that what you came here to tell me?
01:45:18No, I...
01:45:21Lisa.
01:45:24I was blind and dumb and a horrible husband to you.
01:45:28And I know how disappointing and hurtful that can be.
01:45:34And I neglected you, and I'm sorry about that.
01:45:37But I promise you, I will be better.
01:45:43Will you please give me another chance?
01:45:48What about the baby?
01:45:51You said it was a bastard child.
01:45:53I know, I...
01:45:55Will you please come with me?
01:46:12That's...
01:46:14That's Odette's costume.
01:46:16From Swan Lake.
01:46:18Yeah.
01:46:20I know you broke your leg to save my life.
01:46:22And I will get the best doctor in the world to tend to it.
01:46:25So you can dance on the world stage again.
01:46:30And...
01:46:32Next time you won't have to buy a ticket.
01:46:35You'll be performing, and I'll be on the front row.
01:46:38Did you steal these off my desk?
01:46:40And, uh, about the baby.
01:46:44Whatever you decide, I'll respect your decision.
01:46:47And I'll love it all the same, even if we have kids later.
01:46:50Even if we have kids later.
01:46:55Sir! Wait! Wait!
01:46:57Jake, do you want to get fired? What are you doing?
01:46:59Just listen.
01:47:00That's the woman.
01:47:03She gave me this phone before she left the resort.
01:47:05Take it. Sell it on eBay if you don't want it.
01:47:08Maria had just retired from that job after that day and then went on a trip.
01:47:11That's why it took so long to find her.
01:47:12This is my old phone.
01:47:15So you're the mysterious woman this whole time.
01:47:18My God, that means that, um...
01:47:22The baby is yours.
01:47:26Well, what are you waiting for, punk?
01:47:29Put a ring on it before she runs away again.
01:47:39I never gave you the proposal that you deserved.
01:47:44Let me try again.
01:47:48Will you marry me?
01:47:58For real this time.
01:48:01Yes.
01:48:02Yes?
01:48:03Yes.
01:48:04Yes, I will marry you.
01:48:10Again.
01:48:17Again.