JET MOTO (Onision Relives His Childhood)
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Transcript
00:00Hey guys, I'm Onision, and today we're gonna play Jet Moto.
00:02Whaaat?
00:03Ha ha ha ha.
00:04Ugh, classic PlayStation intro, dude.
00:07Awesome.
00:08You guys remember the super retro single track intro?
00:11Same guys that make Twisted Metal.
00:13I'm totally geeking out right now.
00:14When I was a kid, I used to look at these chicks and I was like,
00:16Ugh.
00:17Ugh.
00:19Oh, God.
00:21Ew, it's a dude.
00:22Oh, yeah, it's a babe again.
00:24Oh.
00:25Yes.
00:26Beautiful pixelation.
00:28Oh, shit.
00:28I don't know how to steer.
00:30Ah, it's so fucking cool.
00:32I'm gonna beat all your asses off.
00:35I don't know what that means.
00:36Flip it, do a flip, do a flip, do a flip, do a flip, do a flip.
00:38Yeah.
00:39Flip it.
00:42Yeah, you the bomb.
00:43Butterfinger's all like,
00:44Oh, man, I love jets that go on water.
00:47Bam, wham, wham, wham, wham.
00:49Oh, tree.
00:50Fuck.
00:51Ow.
00:51I wish my thing had guns so I could shoot everybody out there.
00:54Like, where's Sweet Tooth when you need him?
00:55Dude, stop hitting trees, stupid.
00:58And then I was all like,
00:59Oh, God, look at her.
01:00Look at that chick.
01:01Oh, my God, I'm going through puberty.
01:03As you can tell, I'm incredibly good at this game.
01:05Dork head.
01:06Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:08That really didn't help me.
01:09Ow.
01:10Oh, fuck.
01:12My pixel hit the other pixel and then I win the pixel.
01:16That maybe wasn't a good thing.
01:18Yeah.
01:20Ow.
01:21Oh, God, it's another girl.
01:23Oh, fuck.
01:24You, flip, flip.
01:27Okay, not a backflip.
01:28A wipeout.
01:28My fucking chick hates me.
01:30She's like, stop killing me.
01:32This channel should be called,
01:33Watch Me Suck At Everything.
01:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.