E25 Land of the Keyboard Immortal 1080p English Hardsub
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00:00Subbers Alina, Katherine, Sophia
00:12What do you mean?
00:17What?
00:18You want to turn your back on us?
00:20You're a second-class cultivator.
00:22Who gave you the courage to negotiate with us?
00:25Liang Jingru did.
00:26Liang Jingru?
00:27Which sect?
00:29I'm glad you didn't hear about it.
00:30I have people on my side.
00:31Even if you have people on your side,
00:33it's not good for the Chu's Mansion.
00:35Someone,
00:35chop off the mouth of this man
00:37who talks too much.
00:39Brother Zu, stop!
00:46Where did this pretty girl come from?
00:48Master San,
00:49we're lucky today.
00:53My father is the Jiedeng Tu of Mingyue City.
00:55Let him go.
00:56We won't tell anyone about what happened today.
00:58You're just a doctor.
01:00Who are you trying to scare?
01:01Guys,
01:02catch him.
01:04Whoever catches him
01:05will be awarded a head.
01:13My friends in the mountains,
01:15look at me.
01:18I know I won't live long today.
01:21Please let me
01:23fulfill my last wish.
01:25What wish?
01:27Actually, my wish is
01:29to be a magician.
01:31Please let me complete my last performance.
01:33I need an audience.
01:35This beautiful girl.
01:38Thank you, everyone.
01:43Brother Zu,
01:44what are you doing?
01:46Just stay close to me.
01:49Everyone,
01:50stand closer to me.
01:51The ultimate glory of magic
01:53is that I won't be exposed even if I'm face to face.
01:55How can I see clearly if I'm far away?
01:57Little bastard,
01:59act well.
02:01If you're exposed, you'll die.
02:09Look at my ultimate skill.
02:11Happy Water of Debt Relief.
02:17This is your Happy Water of Debt Relief.
02:23Happy Water of Debt Relief
02:30You called me a little bastard just now.
02:34We didn't know Mount Tai well.
02:36Please forgive us.
02:37We will remember your kindness.
02:40Me?
02:42Is there a Mount Tai in your world?
02:45Fine.
02:46For the sake of Mount Tai,
02:47I'll give you a chance.
02:49If you can answer my question correctly,
02:51I'll let you go.
02:53No.
02:54They are bandits.
02:55Did you catch them?
02:57Do you have the right to speak?
03:01You go first.
03:02What musical instrument do you know?
03:03I...
03:04I don't know any musical instrument.
03:06You don't even know musical instrument.
03:07What's the use of living in this world?
03:13I...
03:13I can blow a whistle.
03:17Who told you to hit me?
03:18Brother Zu,
03:20isn't it too cruel?
03:23Xiao Xi,
03:24there is a saying.
03:25To be kind to the enemy is to be cruel to yourself.
03:28You will understand it in the future.
03:31Kill me if you want.
03:32We are all bandits.
03:33There is no one who knows musical instrument in the whole mountain village.
03:37I see.
03:38Then I'll give you a common sense question.
03:42Am I handsome?
03:43Yes.
03:45You are the most handsome man in Mingyue City.
03:46No.
03:47You are the most handsome man in the world.
03:49Even the pregnant woman inside
03:51will be surprised when she sees your face.
03:54Then you will think that I am old.
03:56Women hate to hear others say that they are old.
04:00Are you satisfied with my answer?
04:05You know too much.
04:11Brother,
04:12you have to press the curse.
04:14How is it?
04:14Are you satisfied?
04:17Today, all the people died.
04:19Why should I press the curse?
04:20Kill me if you want.
04:22But my brothers in Black Wind Village
04:23will definitely avenge me.
04:26I'm flattered.
04:27You take care of me so well.
04:29I especially left you a simple and serious question.
04:32As long as you answer it right,
04:34I will definitely let you go.
04:35Really?
04:36Yes.
04:37This question is absolutely serious.
04:39If you don't accept it,
04:40I can tell you the correct answer.
04:42I promise you will be convinced.
04:45Okay.
04:46You ask.
04:47Three hundred lychee per day.
04:50What is the next sentence?
04:53I don't believe that you can accept the ancient poetry of our world.
04:58I know. I know.
04:59It's...
05:00No words, no actions, no man.
05:05Thank you for saving me.
05:08I am willing to give you ten thousand taels of gold as a gift.
05:10I don't know if you are satisfied.
05:13Xiaoxi, take care of them for me.
05:15Okay.
05:17Now you can tell me
05:19what kind of person you are.
05:21I can.
05:22But you have to promise me
05:24that you can't tell anyone about my true identity,
05:27including your subordinates.
05:28Do you suspect him?