Barkat Uzmi New Comedy Video - Most Funny Videos
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00:00A guy told me that people smoke and drink for a few days and get used to it.
00:04We have been studying since childhood, but we have not gotten used to it yet.
00:07We should control ourselves.
00:13I have seen some husbands.
00:14They deliberately stay at home in tension, so that the wife does not say anything expensive.
00:31This is our faith.
00:33Mr. Laila, first of all, I want to ask you.
00:35Do you have the number of Tameez?
00:37No.
00:38Whoever I ask, he says, talk to Tameez.
00:42This is our faith.
00:44I said, Baba, whatever I do, my wife comes in front of me.
00:48Baba gave such a great answer.
00:50Son, you drive a truck once and see.
00:52May Allah bless you.
00:55Okay, you are saying that you have a bungalow, a car, land.
00:58We have abuses.
00:59Give it.
01:02Yesterday, the devil told me to give someone's number.
01:04I said, give me your number.
01:05He said, are you crazy?
01:06He is our chairman.
01:11A good wife is found in every corner of the world.
01:13But the problem is that the world is round and the corner is nowhere to be found.
01:20You see, a boy is telling me that life is going so weird.
01:23The heart is broken, but there is no time to be sad.
01:29Even after drinking water, hiccups do not go.
01:32Even after drinking water, hiccups do not go.
01:34Even after drinking water, hiccups do not go.
01:37Maybe your memories are waterproof.
01:44We have made our lifestyle very strange.
01:46You see, the best place to sleep is the classroom.
01:48The best place to eat is the bedroom.
01:50And the best place to think is the washroom.
01:53And there is only one principle in love.
01:57And there is only one principle in love.
02:00And there is only one principle in love.
02:02And there is only one principle in love.
02:05You are also accepted.
02:06Your friend is also accepted.
02:10I feel like ironing cotton clothes.
02:12As if we have put the dead body in the right place.
02:18I said that I do not care about anyone.
02:21The light went off at the same time.
02:26In childhood, we used to ring the bell of people's houses and run.
02:29And now life is playing for us.
02:34Look for a destination beyond the destination.
02:36Look for a destination beyond the destination.
02:38Look for a destination beyond the destination.
02:40If you do not find a girl, look for an aunt.
02:43If you do not find a girl, look for an aunt.
03:00The heart is good and the mind is bad.
03:02The heart is good and the mind is bad.
03:04The heart is good and the mind is bad.
03:06Your message is not coming.
03:07What is the matter, child?
03:09What do you think, lawyer?
03:11What do you think, lawyer?
03:13What do you think, lawyer?
03:15We feel hot.
03:19It is true that some things look good from a distance.
03:22Like relatives.
03:27I am saying that my tantrums have reduced now.
03:29When I was born, I did not talk to anyone for two years.
03:34Black chilies are so expensive.
03:36Black chilies are so expensive.
03:38If it was white, it would have been so expensive.
03:44Brother, I thought what to do.
03:45I bought a house.
03:47You bought it?
03:48Yes.
03:49You bought your own house?
03:52If the wife is angry, she goes to her mother's house.
03:54If the husband is angry, where should he go?
04:00There is a great saint.
04:01I don't know who he is.
04:02I have seen him somewhere.
04:03The amulet that you give for work and for the safety of the house.
04:06There is a CCTV camera installed in your house.
04:13If a guest comes to your house, give green tea to the guest.
04:16And what is the biggest benefit of giving green tea to the guest?
04:18What?
04:19First, the person looks rich.
04:20Second, the expense of milk is saved.
04:22And third, the guest does not ask for it again.
04:24And it is possible that the guest will not come again.
04:30The situation has become like this.
04:31People are saying, when will good days come?
04:33It is so hot.
04:34When will the cold days come?
04:40In today's world, call the biggest frauds.
04:43What will be his ringtone?
04:49Brother, give me my loan.
04:55It is said that giving water to the birds makes you get married soon.
04:57Believe me, today I caught two pigeons and gave them sugarcane juice.
05:02Before marriage, I also thought that after marriage I will take rest.
05:07I will sleep a lot.
05:08I will eat good food.
05:10After marriage, I found out that my wife also thought the same.
05:17Listen to what Babar Azam has said.
05:19What?
05:20Don't worry about our performance.
05:21Worry about your faith.
05:23Not a single prayer from 24 crore people was accepted.
05:26This is a lie.
05:31There is a lizard in our kitchen.
05:32It hides when it sees me.
05:33And I hide when I see it.
05:34Is this love?
05:40There were not so many elders in our family.
05:42As many as we killed to take leave from school and college.
05:48And it is so hot that I did not hear a single word from the elders.
05:51There is nothing that was hot in our time.
05:57So those people who do not see progress in our country, they are drunk.
06:01And those who see progress, they are drunk.
06:08Tell me a car in the range of 40 to 55 lakhs.
06:10And also tell me where should I get so much money from?
06:15I don't mess with my wife.
06:17Why?
06:18Because she can wash dishes in the morning and evening.
06:19She can also wash me.
06:20Wow.
06:24My wife asked me to get a sugar can from the kitchen.
06:27I searched for a long time.
06:28I said that there is no can here.
06:30She said that I knew that you are blind.
06:31You will not get it.
06:32I had already brought it.
06:37Tell me, why don't animals get worms in their teeth?
06:39They don't even brush.
06:44It is also true that a man loves a woman who listens to him carefully.
06:48And he marries a woman who does not listen to him at all.
06:55This only happens in Pakistan that before marriage, the boy and the girl's marriage is asked.
06:59Wow.
07:00If they say yes, then both get married.
07:02If they say no, then both get married.
07:08Tell me, these rich people distribute blankets in winter.
07:12So why don't they distribute air conditioners in summer?
07:19It is said that it is not at all necessary that the person asking for charity also wants your charity.
07:27Let me tell you one more thing.
07:28A person's identity is not through wealth.
07:30It is not through wealth.
07:31It is through decency.
07:36I asked a drunkard.
07:37I said, tell me what message do you want to give to the coming generation?
07:40He said that I will give the message to the coming generation that it is better if they do not come.
07:43The situation is very bad.
07:49If I talk about myself, my heart is very clear.
07:51Just like my bank account.
07:56I am in favor of cousin marriage.
07:58Because the cousin is not mine.
08:04Since Pakistan has gone to the moon, the sun has come to the ground.