Parahuna 2 (2024) Full Punjabi Movie

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Parahuna 2 (2024) Full Punjabi Movie
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00:00:00I'm going to get married.
00:00:25Listen to me, girl.
00:00:26You're getting married in two days.
00:00:29Hang up the phone.
00:00:30I'll be back in two minutes.
00:00:32Don't get mad at me.
00:00:34I was getting my son married in a 35-acre land.
00:00:38I'm going to sell the fort and fight the elections.
00:00:40I'm going to the UK.
00:00:42I don't want to live in the UK.
00:00:44Listen to me, girl.
00:00:45He was destined to live in the UK.
00:00:48I don't want to live in the UK.
00:00:51Do you want tea?
00:00:52No, I'll have coffee.
00:00:54Yes, Jaggi.
00:00:54I've got your visa for England.
00:00:56I'm going to tick your ticket.
00:00:58Keep an eye on it.
00:00:58Jaggi, are you out of your mind?
00:01:00I feel like I'm going to explode.
00:01:01All my relatives are at home.
00:01:03What will they say?
00:01:04A girl ran away from her wedding two days ago.
00:01:06You want to get married?
00:01:09This is your life.
00:01:10You have to settle it.
00:01:12Think about it.
00:01:14UK.
00:01:15The views of the UK.
00:01:16The life of the UK.
00:01:28The future is so bright.
00:01:30The future is so bright.
00:01:32The future is so bright.
00:01:34The future is so bright.
00:01:36The future is so bright.
00:01:38And the other side is Ropad.
00:01:40Your village.
00:01:41You're a queen.
00:01:42They'll throw you out.
00:01:44I don't even drive a patrol car.
00:01:46I can't even drive a bus.
00:01:48You idiot.
00:01:50You can't even cook.
00:01:53I didn't want to get married.
00:01:55I've been serving you day and night.
00:01:58If you can't make this decision today,
00:02:00then you'll have to cry all your life.
00:02:04Jaggi, I'm scared.
00:02:06Don't be scared.
00:02:07You can't fly a plane.
00:02:08I'm getting the tickets.
00:02:10Get ready.
00:02:13Arjun, what do I do?
00:02:16London or Ropad?
00:02:19London or Ropad?
00:02:22No, no.
00:02:23Don't get emotional.
00:02:24Think with your brain.
00:02:26Not with your heart.
00:02:27Uncle.
00:02:28Yes.
00:02:29Your phone is ringing.
00:02:31Yes, Jyoti.
00:02:32Is Neha Kakkar of University here?
00:02:34Yes, we'll see her.
00:02:36First, sit down and listen to me.
00:02:39Did you get it?
00:02:39Yes, I got it.
00:02:42I've never seen you in a photo.
00:02:44She's pretty, isn't she?
00:02:45She's a bomb.
00:02:46But she's very decent.
00:02:47Yes, Jyoti.
00:02:49Binder, I want to meet you.
00:02:52Are you missing your brother?
00:02:53Yes, you can say that.
00:02:54But I have something very important to tell you.
00:02:56Pick up the phone.
00:02:57What kind of recording will go viral?
00:02:59It's something we can do together.
00:03:01I also want to come to your house.
00:03:04But you know,
00:03:05it's a tradition in our house.
00:03:07When the music starts,
00:03:08the groom won't come out of the house.
00:03:10I've got a better song now.
00:03:12The one I'm going to marry is Sadhri.
00:03:15Don't get angry.
00:03:16I'll leave now.
00:03:18I miss you.
00:03:20I miss you too.
00:03:21But come back soon.
00:03:27Can I ask you something?
00:03:29Go ahead.
00:03:31What's your aim in life?
00:03:35I don't have any aim.
00:03:37I just want to chill at home.
00:03:39What else do I want?
00:03:41I'm just kidding.
00:03:43And you're asking me this?
00:03:45No, I'm just asking.
00:03:48But still, what do you want to do in life?
00:03:50What's your dream?
00:03:53I want to become a government official next year.
00:03:55I want to get a government job.
00:03:57I'll get you married and have a family of my own.
00:04:01I'll get you a monthly salary of Rs. 1,00,000.
00:04:03We'll have a lot of fun.
00:04:06What if the government doesn't come?
00:04:08I don't know about the fun, but we'll have a lot of fun.
00:04:11You always say negative things.
00:04:13I'm not negative, I'm just thinking practically.
00:04:16Why don't we think big?
00:04:20You want to build a big trailer?
00:04:22I don't do that.
00:04:25What do you want to do?
00:04:29Why don't we go abroad?
00:04:32Our future life is absolutely secure.
00:04:35And our kids' future is also absolutely secure.
00:04:38That's a good idea.
00:04:39Isn't it?
00:04:40We'll get married and then go abroad.
00:04:41We'll think about this first.
00:04:43What if we get married before that?
00:04:47Are you out of your mind?
00:04:48Have you taken any drugs?
00:04:50We have four days left.
00:04:51Don't talk nonsense.
00:04:53Binder, I have to tell you something.
00:04:55I've got an offer.
00:04:57The company wants to take me abroad to the UK.
00:05:01When?
00:05:02Tomorrow night's flight.
00:05:04You got me a ticket without even asking me?
00:05:06Don't be angry.
00:05:07I don't want to do anything outside of you.
00:05:10I don't want to take any step.
00:05:12If I wanted, I could've taken that plane without even telling you.
00:05:15But I didn't go.
00:05:16I didn't go, right?
00:05:17I don't have any faith either.
00:05:19I can't let you down.
00:05:22I'll just cancel the ticket.
00:05:25You fool, I'm thinking about you.
00:05:28Just think about it once.
00:05:31UK.
00:05:32London.
00:05:34The streets of London.
00:05:35The Nassari.
00:05:37The chill mills.
00:05:39The chill mills.
00:05:49The chill mills you're talking about.
00:05:54You know, you can't hold hands for a long time.
00:05:58I've got this chance with great difficulty.
00:06:00Your sister-in-law doesn't give me a chance often.
00:06:02We'll get married here.
00:06:04I went to the UK once.
00:06:06I'll take you there in a month or two.
00:06:08Look, the idea has changed a lot.
00:06:11But we're married.
00:06:13How will I answer my family?
00:06:15They'll beat you up.
00:06:17They'll say you're crazy.
00:06:18Now that we're married, we'll get married.
00:06:21What will you tell your family?
00:06:23Mom doesn't agree.
00:06:24She wanted me to go to the UK from the start.
00:06:27And mom will convince dad herself.
00:06:30Look, just think once again.
00:06:33Are you taking the right decision?
00:06:36Garari.
00:06:37Garari, do you think I can think of anything bad about you?
00:06:40Tell me.
00:06:41Tell me the truth.
00:06:43No.
00:06:45Then support me.
00:06:47And we won't rob the government here.
00:06:49We'll rob the British over there.
00:06:53When are you getting ready?
00:06:57Kamla.
00:07:00I've packed your bags.
00:07:02I'm hungry and empty.
00:07:04Kamla, you get everything you ask for.
00:07:07Come on, mom.
00:07:08I've kept it for a long time.
00:07:10You're too much.
00:07:24How are you, bro?
00:07:25I'm good, brother. How are you?
00:07:27I'm fine.
00:07:28Arjun, let's go. We're already late.
00:07:30Okay.
00:07:32Okay, Kavinder. I'm going.
00:07:34Take care, brother.
00:07:35It's the first time a girl is going out.
00:07:37It's okay, brother.
00:07:38There won't be any problem.
00:07:41Okay, then.
00:07:42Okay. Thank you.
00:07:50Sit.
00:08:05I'll teach you a lesson.
00:08:06What are you talking about?
00:08:08Come, let's sit and talk.
00:08:09I don't know anything about kids.
00:08:11What are you thinking about?
00:08:12I'm not thinking about anything.
00:08:14I've been thinking about her all my life.
00:08:16What's there to think about?
00:08:17She's my daughter.
00:08:19Daddy.
00:08:20What's wrong with you?
00:08:22Sorry, uncle.
00:08:23Use the right word.
00:08:24I'm not a kid.
00:08:25I'm a grown man.
00:08:26Wasn't it your duty to tell me?
00:08:28What was there to tell you?
00:08:30Tell me.
00:08:31Tell me.
00:08:32What was there to tell you?
00:08:34I got the ticket immediately.
00:08:35And I'm getting married.
00:08:37Whatever we did,
00:08:38we did it for our future plan.
00:08:40You're a great planner.
00:08:42What will we show people?
00:08:44People have to spend their lives.
00:08:46We both have to spend our lives.
00:08:48Do we have to spend our lives inside or outside?
00:08:50The panchayat will decide that.
00:08:52We'll find a way to blackmail the panchayat.
00:08:55Right, dad?
00:08:56How would I know?
00:08:58Did you ask dad before sending me?
00:08:59Do you think I'm a fool?
00:09:00Right, dad?
00:09:03Hmm.
00:09:06Yes, Bindar.
00:09:07Jyoti, did you like it?
00:09:08Yes, I liked it a lot.
00:09:11You tell me.
00:09:11But your family has done a lot of bad things with me.
00:09:15Bindar, you have to do something big in life.
00:09:16Don't pay attention to small things.
00:09:18And when you come here and settle in the UK,
00:09:22then these people will call you.
00:09:24And they'll say that you don't have a coach.
00:09:25And they'll send you to Chappal.
00:09:27I'll send these rascals to Clarymore.
00:09:29Jyoti, call me once.
00:09:31Jyoti, I don't feel comfortable here.
00:09:33Okay, tell me something.
00:09:34Did you apply for a passport?
00:09:35I wasn't going to apply for a passport the next day.
00:09:37I got it from the jail.
00:09:39That's good.
00:09:40I have to go to work now.
00:09:41Okay?
00:09:42I'll talk to you later.
00:09:43Okay.
00:09:44Miss you, Khanda.
00:09:45I'll call you later, okay?
00:09:46Okay.
00:09:53My friend, my UK friend,
00:09:55let the boys and the bachelors go.
00:10:01What nonsense are you talking?
00:10:02You're getting angry.
00:10:03Why should I get angry?
00:10:05I'm a poor man.
00:10:06You're getting married in the UK.
00:10:08How will I get there?
00:10:11It's okay, son.
00:10:13When I went to the UK,
00:10:15the boys from your village used to make fun of me.
00:10:17They used to say that I don't know how to play.
00:10:19I'll tell you later.
00:10:20Son, I know how to play.
00:10:21I'm going to win.
00:10:24Yes, Binder.
00:10:25Jyoti, it's been six months
00:10:26since I've been waiting for you in the village.
00:10:28When will I get my visa?
00:10:29Binder, don't worry.
00:10:31I've brought your file.
00:10:32I'm not able to clear the file
00:10:34because of the interval.
00:10:35Binder, what's wrong with you?
00:10:37Are you playing in India?
00:10:38I'm not playing,
00:10:39but the villagers are beating me up.
00:10:42Why do you listen to people?
00:10:43Why do I listen to people?
00:10:45They make me hold a gun.
00:10:46They say that I should go and hold my sister-in-law's gun.
00:10:48Son, you're like a bullet.
00:10:50What are you talking about?
00:10:52You don't trust me, Binder.
00:10:54Stop talking so emotionally.
00:10:57I'm fed up of your sweet talks.
00:10:59Do you think I'm cheating on you?
00:11:01I don't know what you're doing,
00:11:03but whatever you're doing isn't right.
00:11:05Do you think I'm a fool
00:11:06or are you going to reply to me after two days?
00:11:08Binder, I don't think your way of talking is right.
00:11:11I'm going to talk like this.
00:11:12I'll tell you the truth.
00:11:14I've understood you.
00:11:15You're not going to come here.
00:11:17You're going to sit there.
00:11:18Do you understand?
00:11:19You don't even have to call me now.
00:11:21What?
00:11:21I can't come to your house with you, Binder.
00:11:29Look.
00:11:59I didn't know what it was like to have such a beautiful girl.
00:12:06But now, I'm in love with you.
00:12:22Dad, look at the pic I posted on Instagram.
00:12:24The bastard wants to attack the village right now.
00:12:27Bapu, I called you to hurt you.
00:12:30If you want to file a police report, let me know.
00:12:32I'm good with my fist.
00:12:34You're going to die in my hands, I'm telling you the truth.
00:12:38Uncle, she's awake.
00:12:42That's it? She's gone?
00:12:44She was a good fighter.
00:12:46Bapu, I take my life decisions very seriously.
00:12:50Why did you have to advise the British CM?
00:12:52Bapu, don't insult me.
00:12:55Arrange for me to go to the UK.
00:12:57You're the first man in the world
00:13:00who has sent his wife to a foreign country before getting married.
00:13:04Bapu, just support me. Just send me to the UK.
00:13:07When you left the airport, who did you support?
00:13:10You should support him.
00:13:12Support him?
00:13:13I'm going to the UK.
00:13:16I don't care if I go to the UK.
00:13:18But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:13:24I'm going to the UK.
00:13:26But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:13:27But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:13:29But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:13:31But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:13:33But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:13:35But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:13:37But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:13:39But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:13:41But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:13:43But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:13:45But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:13:47But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:13:49But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:13:51But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:13:54But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:13:56But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:13:58But I won't sell my kidneys.
00:14:04Acharya?
00:14:15Vendra.
00:14:17How many times should he look for us?
00:14:19The land is so small.
00:14:21And now the money is running out.
00:14:23Okay, fine. I'll take care of the work.
00:14:25Tell me more.
00:14:26What's the hurry?
00:14:28Will you do it?
00:14:30I've been to Goa, Pindu.
00:14:32I've come here to have fun.
00:14:34No, no. I'll tell Rani. She'll drop you.
00:14:36It's a secret.
00:14:38The prince has come.
00:14:41Why are you getting angry?
00:14:44Come on, let's go somewhere.
00:14:45Let's go. Let's go to the car dealer.
00:14:47Let me see. Let me see. Wait.
00:14:49Call the dealer, man.
00:14:53SISTER
00:15:02So, uncle.
00:15:04Where are you from?
00:15:05From Jandihar.
00:15:06Oh, yes. Jandihar.
00:15:07That's where you will live.
00:15:08Aunt lives with me there.
00:15:09So what?
00:15:11Prabhat, you must come and show me.
00:15:12We have eaten in Goa.
00:15:16How much more time do I have to clean up?
00:15:17You'll have to clean up for half an hour.
00:15:19Okay.
00:15:20You?
00:15:21You work here?
00:15:24Are you talking to me?
00:15:26Yes, I'm talking to you.
00:15:27If we sit down and talk, it'll be great.
00:15:30Who are you? I don't know you.
00:15:32Oh, really?
00:15:33You go to the races here, too?
00:15:35Uncle, mind your own business.
00:15:37This is my personal matter.
00:15:38Of course, Ravir.
00:15:39How's life going?
00:15:41It's going great.
00:15:42Why are you worried?
00:15:44Oh, hello.
00:15:46I'm after you.
00:15:47I stole half of the UK.
00:15:49Now you want to steal my heart?
00:15:51Leave my hand.
00:15:52Bindar, don't create a problem here.
00:15:54Got it?
00:15:55Oh, Bindar.
00:15:57Wow.
00:15:58Now you remember quickly.
00:16:00I told you, I don't know you.
00:16:02Look, Bindar.
00:16:03Work hard on your first day's work.
00:16:05You'll be out on the first day.
00:16:06Oh, hello.
00:16:07Don't teach me, okay?
00:16:08I won't be late.
00:16:09As long as I don't get married to a white girl here,
00:16:12I won't get my UK passport.
00:16:14Okay?
00:16:15Very good.
00:16:16Yeah.
00:16:17Did you call the doctor?
00:16:18The cow is sick.
00:16:19Oh, I forgot.
00:16:20I forgot.
00:16:21You have a habit of forgetting things.
00:16:23What does he say?
00:16:25He says the cow is sick.
00:16:26Are you a doctor?
00:16:27What does he say?
00:16:28The cow is sick?
00:16:29Here.
00:16:30Wow.
00:16:32Tarpan oil?
00:16:33What is that?
00:16:34Tarpan.
00:16:35Is this tarpan oil?
00:16:38Yes, it is.
00:16:39What do we do?
00:16:40That's it.
00:16:41Give it to the cow.
00:16:42She'll be fine.
00:16:44We have 200 litres of milk,
00:16:46and because of the sick cow, we are 50 litres short.
00:16:49What will we do?
00:16:52What happened?
00:16:53What, boss?
00:16:54We need 50 more litres of milk.
00:16:57Huh?
00:16:58There's a shortage of 50 litres of milk.
00:17:00Oh, very simple.
00:17:01Should I get 50 litres of water?
00:17:03250.
00:17:04What's he saying?
00:17:05He's saying put 50 litres of water in it.
00:17:08For making 250.
00:17:09Water?
00:17:10Are you crazy?
00:17:12Boss.
00:17:13Yes.
00:17:14Did you know the cow that got Indian medicine?
00:17:16Yeah.
00:17:17The cow just died, man.
00:17:19What?
00:17:20Shit.
00:17:21The one who gave the medicine.
00:17:22Which one of you gave the cow the Indian medicine?
00:17:24This guy.
00:17:25No, no, no, boss.
00:17:27No.
00:17:28You're fired.
00:17:29No, boss.
00:17:30She gave it.
00:17:31No, no, no, boss.
00:17:32He's lying, sir.
00:17:34You're both fired.
00:17:36When did I say that?
00:17:37Liar.
00:17:38I'll make it clear to you now.
00:17:40Hold on.
00:17:41When did I say that?
00:17:42Mom.
00:17:43Yes, son.
00:17:44Did the cow that gave the medicine get better?
00:17:47No, son.
00:17:48She died.
00:17:49She died?
00:17:50Yes, son.
00:17:51She died.
00:17:52Then she died here too.
00:17:55What do I do now?
00:17:57That's great.
00:17:59I got two jobs.
00:18:01I'll take you to the UK.
00:18:07It's been 30 days in a month, Binder.
00:18:08And you've been fired 40 times.
00:18:10Why did you have to give me advice?
00:18:12You're the last person in the world..
00:18:14..who doesn't listen to you.
00:18:16Your brother was after me.
00:18:18I showed him the stars today.
00:18:20It was very beautiful.
00:18:21He was flying around in the sky.
00:18:23I thought I'd meet him after a long time.
00:18:25But he refused to give me a gift.
00:18:27Why are you messing with me?
00:18:29Binder has more women's rights in the UK.
00:18:31If he complains..
00:18:33..he'll have me deported too.
00:18:35You're so heartless.
00:18:37I'm your brother, Kamliya.
00:18:39He's my enemy.
00:18:41I'll attack him and get rid of him.
00:18:43You're the only one who can beat me.
00:18:45Kamliya, do you know what my parents say?
00:18:47When Binder came here..
00:18:48..our doors opened up.
00:18:50Oh, the doors opened up.
00:18:51So you came here to take credit?
00:18:52And you stayed here?
00:18:53I'm going to get married.
00:18:54I'm going to get married.
00:18:55Otherwise, I'll go here with a girl.
00:18:58Yes, Bittu.
00:19:00No, man.
00:19:01He's been busy all week.
00:19:03No.
00:19:04I'll go and wash my face.
00:19:06Come on.
00:19:07There's a guy.
00:19:09Send me his address.
00:19:12You're a multi-talented guy, Kamliya.
00:19:14You can do 35 things.
00:19:19Wow.
00:19:21This is the mansion.
00:19:23We say, we'll die here..
00:19:26..and we'll have to move out.
00:19:28We'll find a place to stay.
00:19:32He seems like a nice guy.
00:19:34I'll talk to him.
00:19:445L823B.
00:19:46Is this home?
00:19:48This is it.
00:19:53The camera looks bad.
00:19:55Sometimes the photo doesn't come out.
00:19:56I think we should get a filter.
00:19:59Thank you for the advice.
00:20:01Where is it?
00:20:03Where is it?
00:20:05I've got a job in this house.
00:20:07Cleaning the swimming pool.
00:20:09Oh.
00:20:10So, you're teaching your boss.
00:20:12Wow.
00:20:13Boss.
00:20:14I'm sorry.
00:20:15I was just joking.
00:20:17You're half an hour late.
00:20:19There's a swimming pool behind.
00:20:20Grab the kit and get started.
00:20:21Here?
00:20:22Yes.
00:20:23Let's go.
00:20:24I'll teach you a lesson.
00:20:26What's your name?
00:20:28Binder.
00:20:29Hello.
00:20:30This is amazing.
00:20:32Such a big pool.
00:20:34Is this a fair?
00:20:35This is my personal swimming pool.
00:20:38There shouldn't be a single stain.
00:20:40Don't worry.
00:20:42I'll teach you a lesson.
00:20:43Get ready early in the morning.
00:20:45Good.
00:20:48Oh, beautiful.
00:20:54Let's go.
00:21:00Let's go.
00:21:12Charming.
00:21:13Now, I'm going to teach him a lesson.
00:21:20Hello.
00:21:21Let me know if you need anything.
00:21:23I don't need anything.
00:21:24I'm just a servant.
00:21:25What can I do?
00:21:27There must be another witch in there.
00:21:29Let's kick her out.
00:21:30Don't talk too much.
00:21:31There's chlorine and a cleaning kit.
00:21:33Grab that and get started.
00:21:34Let's go.
00:21:35There?
00:21:36Yes.
00:21:37Sharif, get one coffee for me.
00:21:38Sure, ma'am.
00:21:41You're too much.
00:21:43You're making such a big deal out of me.
00:21:46Go and get two coffees, Sharif.
00:21:57Go.
00:22:08Help!
00:22:09I can't bear to see that witch again.
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:33Are you okay?
00:22:43Coffee, ma'am.
00:22:44Sharif, please can you get me some more coffee?
00:22:52He wants breakfast, ma'am.
00:22:53Okay, well then get him breakfast.
00:22:55Breakfast for him?
00:22:57Okay.
00:22:58You okay?
00:22:59Thank you.
00:23:05Enjoy your food, sir.
00:23:11Very nice food.
00:23:13Thank you.
00:23:14You are very...
00:23:16...kindful.
00:23:17Thanks, ma'am.
00:23:19You're so cute.
00:23:20You don't need to call me ma'am.
00:23:21She's calling me ma'am.
00:23:24Well then, ma'am.
00:23:26I have a lot of fame.
00:23:27You suit me well.
00:23:29Beautiful pillow.
00:23:30Your eyes are blue.
00:23:32And...
00:23:33Cutie darling.
00:23:35I have a lot of fame.
00:23:36Pillow.
00:23:37You can call me that if it pleases your heart.
00:23:39Thank you.
00:23:40Zoey.
00:23:41He's just a pool boy.
00:23:43It's not Zoey for you.
00:23:44It's ma'am.
00:23:45Sorry.
00:23:46She's saying he can't swim.
00:23:48If he drowns, he'll be like us.
00:23:50Get out.
00:23:51Ma'am, I don't care now.
00:23:53Even if I drown,
00:23:55you can cut me like you cut a rat today.
00:23:58Ma'am.
00:24:00You should fire him.
00:24:01We will see another guy.
00:24:02Don't be ridiculous.
00:24:03Mr. Singh can start on the garden tomorrow.
00:24:06First day promotion?
00:24:08You were about to cut me?
00:24:09I'm a Punjabi brother.
00:24:11I can cut anyone in the garden.
00:24:13Thank you.
00:24:15Thank you, ma'am.
00:24:17You are very...
00:24:18...kindful.
00:24:21Thank you.
00:24:28Hello.
00:24:29Are you taking selfies on your honeymoon?
00:24:31I've kept you here for the flowers.
00:24:33You can't go on your own.
00:24:34I've made tea.
00:24:35Nice cateen.
00:24:37Hey.
00:24:40Hello.
00:24:41Hi.
00:24:42Who are you?
00:24:44Myself Binder Roparwala.
00:24:46I've been here in the UK for the past six months.
00:24:49Ma'am, he's our new gardener.
00:24:51Oh, good.
00:24:52That's very nice.
00:24:53Mr. Singh.
00:24:54How are you?
00:24:56I'm good.
00:24:57I hope you're doing well.
00:24:59You look like Sirak Albaadji.
00:25:01Thank you for the compliment.
00:25:02This is my mother, by the way.
00:25:04Oh, really?
00:25:05She's such a beautiful mother.
00:25:07This is for you.
00:25:08Oh, my word.
00:25:09Thank you so much.
00:25:10Can I say something?
00:25:12Yeah.
00:25:14If you laugh at me, I feel like I'm from Lahore.
00:25:16Hello, Kalia.
00:25:18Oh, yes.
00:25:20Zoe.
00:25:21He said your mom is so beautiful.
00:25:23Actually, he's flirting with your mom.
00:25:25Oh, that's cute.
00:25:27My mom is beautiful.
00:25:29Mom, I have an idea.
00:25:31Why doesn't he be your driver?
00:25:33Thanks, love.
00:25:34Don't you worry promotion?
00:25:36Thank you for the promotion, ma'am.
00:25:38Oh, don't thank me.
00:25:39Thank Zoe.
00:25:40She's the one who did it for you.
00:25:41Oh, yes.
00:25:42She's nice girl.
00:25:44Is her study finished?
00:25:46She's doing her master's degree.
00:25:48And of course, she helps us in the business.
00:25:50Oh.
00:25:51Do you like her?
00:25:52Yes.
00:25:53She's nice.
00:25:54Madam, don't trust him too much.
00:25:59Mind your own business.
00:26:01Thank you, ma'am.
00:26:03Oh, this is beautiful.
00:26:05Wow.
00:26:06Which one, guys?
00:26:07Which one?
00:26:09No, no, ma'am.
00:26:10This is made for younger people.
00:26:12Not for you.
00:26:14Oh, no, no.
00:26:15You look like you're 25 years younger.
00:26:21What?
00:26:22I mean, you will look so younger, 25 years old, beautiful.
00:26:28Oh, really?
00:26:30Oh, wow.
00:26:33Come here.
00:26:34I need a selfie now.
00:26:45Hmm.
00:26:55Two black coffee, please.
00:26:59You're here too?
00:27:00Can't you see I'm standing in a queue?
00:27:02The queue is 13 kilometers long.
00:27:04It could be a black day.
00:27:05It could be a request.
00:27:06You should have some sense.
00:27:08Because of people like you, we're getting defamed.
00:27:10Yeah, yeah.
00:27:11You got India the World Cup.
00:27:13And what you did, even God won't forgive you for it.
00:27:16Tsk, tsk, tsk.
00:27:17Give him a cup of coffee.
00:27:18He looks like he's been starving for days.
00:27:21Yeah, yeah. A lot of people starve just by looking at their faces.
00:27:24By looking at their faces or by looking at their rate lists?
00:27:26Oh, hello.
00:27:27The more you eat, the more he starts lying.
00:27:30Yeah, he's a big eater.
00:27:32He eats a whole box of rotis for 50 rupees a second.
00:27:35You're talking too much.
00:27:36I'll take him to the kitchen and tell him.
00:27:38Guys, calm down.
00:27:39Please give coffee to him.
00:27:41And tell him that black coffee is bitter.
00:27:43He'll get into the mood for such things.
00:27:46Yeah, yeah. He's got sugar on his head.
00:27:49Veer, be careful.
00:27:51He's been caught by a few things before.
00:27:53Hey, you take care of yourself.
00:27:55Someone might take you away from here.
00:27:59Look at this.
00:28:01You're getting along with him, UK.
00:28:05Diva D.
00:28:08Coffee.
00:28:09Oh, my word. Thank you.
00:28:10Thank you very much.
00:28:12Oh, can't wait to have it.
00:28:13Yes. Is it tasty?
00:28:16Oh, my goodness.
00:28:18Sweet black coffee.
00:28:20It's delicious.
00:28:21I make it with a lot of effort.
00:28:23She's asking who puts sugar in black coffee.
00:28:27You Punjabis are so good to your guests.
00:28:31We think every guest is a god.
00:28:33He's saying the guests like you are a ghost for us.
00:28:37You are so funny.
00:28:38I love being with you.
00:28:40My mother says the same thing.
00:28:42You talk a lot.
00:28:43And I feel like I'm going to get into a relationship with you.
00:28:48I had a dream last night.
00:28:50You were so beautiful.
00:28:51If you had dreams, I'd show you all my dreams.
00:28:55Ma'am, he's saying I had a nightmare
00:28:59about your horrible face last night.
00:29:02Really? Is that right?
00:29:04You did?
00:29:05You have the same teeth as pearls.
00:29:08Oh, my God. He's so funny.
00:29:10He's saying your artificial gesture does not suit you.
00:29:15Oh, no, no, no. He's lying.
00:29:18I'm praising you.
00:29:19Really?
00:29:20Yes.
00:29:24Here you go.
00:29:25Thank you so much.
00:29:28Shreef, get my car ready.
00:29:31You have a lot of money.
00:29:33It's the driver's job.
00:29:35Then do your job.
00:29:36I'll go get tea.
00:29:38I don't know about tea, but I'll give you poison one day.
00:29:41Hey, sorry.
00:29:45Did you enjoy Mr. Singh's company?
00:29:47He's an amazing person.
00:29:49I didn't like him.
00:29:50You should be ashamed of yourself, you good-for-nothing doctor.
00:29:53Shreef, be quiet.
00:29:54My mom did enjoy his company.
00:29:56You won her heart.
00:29:58By the way, what are your plans later?
00:30:00Oh, plans?
00:30:02Order.
00:30:04Would you like to join us for dinner, perhaps?
00:30:06Dinner?
00:30:06Dinner? With him?
00:30:10Manjara, you're a good-for-nothing guy.
00:30:13You don't know how much a young girl weighs on her uncle's head.
00:30:18If you meet a nice guy, you won't be late for the next one.
00:30:24Come on, let's go.
00:30:26Okay, dinner tonight.
00:30:28Okay.
00:30:29Bye, Spade.
00:30:31Kartar Singh's work is good.
00:30:33He's got a new girl.
00:30:35I didn't know he was so good at his work.
00:30:38Uncle is right.
00:30:40Hey, is this really the girl?
00:30:43Did you download her from the internet and send her?
00:30:46Dad, you don't believe me?
00:30:48I'll call you in the evening and talk to you.
00:30:50Listen, son. Listen to me carefully.
00:30:53I want to talk to her before I get married.
00:30:56If she runs away, I'll have to run away from my village.
00:31:02Dad, don't worry.
00:31:04Everyone in the village will see that you're married.
00:31:09Yes, best of luck, son.
00:31:10God bless you.
00:31:11God bless you.
00:31:13I'll call you in the evening.
00:31:16Veeru, tell me, which flower is this?
00:31:20This red one is fine.
00:31:22Joy's heart is on my side.
00:31:24Veer, you're a landlord.
00:31:27Take this, Surajmukhi's flowers.
00:31:29Are you out of your mind?
00:31:31Surajmukhi doesn't like Joy.
00:31:34That's right.
00:31:36Sir, don't. Please don't touch the flowers.
00:31:39Sorry, sir.
00:31:41One minute. One minute.
00:31:44Madam, you're here too?
00:31:46I've sent them too.
00:31:49Veeru, your brother gave flowers to the people..
00:31:52..who weren't worthy of the pot.
00:31:54But it's okay.
00:31:55I'm getting the same pot now.
00:31:58I'll clean the flowers there.
00:32:00Madam, please don't mind.
00:32:02The boy's heart is broken.
00:32:04Why should he mind?
00:32:07He's the one who broke my heart.
00:32:09I see. So he's the unfaithful one.
00:32:12Hey, hurry up. It's time for us to close.
00:32:15It'll be closed in a couple of days.
00:32:18Because he's at your feet.
00:32:20Don't talk nonsense. Get something or I'll break it.
00:32:22Hold on.
00:32:23Madam, how many people are there to talk to him?
00:32:25Ma'am, he doesn't want anything.
00:32:28He's just passing time.
00:32:29Hello. Hold this.
00:32:31We're just walking around. Who gave you the flowers?
00:32:35Go on, help them. What are you looking at?
00:32:40Wait, I'll tell you.
00:32:41Which one?
00:32:44This one.
00:32:46No, no, no.
00:32:47What will I do with this big one?
00:32:49This one, this one.
00:32:50This one.
00:32:53No, no, no. No red flowers.
00:32:56This one, this one. Last, last, last.
00:32:58But he's such a miser.
00:33:01This one, this one. This one, yellow flowers.
00:33:03But this one, last, last, last.
00:33:08Madam, I have an idea.
00:33:10Let's keep this one for ourselves.
00:33:12He won't be able to take it.
00:33:13Shut up. You can take it.
00:33:14I'll break it now. Okay?
00:33:15Excuse me. You can't talk to my customers like that.
00:33:18You're going to ruin my reputation.
00:33:20Ma'am.
00:33:21Pick up your stuff. You're fired.
00:33:24Ma'am.
00:33:26Fired?
00:33:27Listen to me.
00:33:29I'll give you a good idea.
00:33:30Pick up your bag and run to the village.
00:33:32You won't be able to do anything here.
00:33:33You're fired. Okay?
00:33:35Someone's calling you.
00:33:36Come, come.
00:33:41Okay, brother.
00:33:43Don't make me wait.
00:33:45You know, foreigners are a bit fast.
00:33:47Maybe they'll make me a housewife next time.
00:33:50Okay, see you next time.
00:33:51Okay, fine, Abhinder.
00:33:52Don't forget.
00:33:53Enough, enough.
00:33:55What am I supposed to do with you?
00:33:57I'm a man who lives in a bungalow.
00:33:59I have a car and a house.
00:34:02You're a basement.
00:34:05If you wish to wish me good luck,
00:34:06we'll talk over the phone.
00:34:07Okay.
00:34:09Good luck, man.
00:34:10You may forget, Abhinder.
00:34:12But I won't forget Haryana and Punjab.
00:34:14Okay, okay.
00:34:19Abhinder, hi.
00:34:21Oh, you look dashing.
00:34:24Thank you for coming tonight.
00:34:26Flowers, this is for you.
00:34:28Oh, given to my mom.
00:34:30It's nothing.
00:34:32I'm just doing my job.
00:34:33Thank you so much.
00:34:35Thank you very much.
00:34:38Oh, wow.
00:34:39Please take a seat.
00:34:40Thank you.
00:34:44Would you like some wine or some scotch?
00:34:49As you wish.
00:34:51I don't have any superstitions.
00:34:54I'm... Wine is okay.
00:34:56You know, sometimes you have to drink scotch and speak loudly.
00:35:01I know you Punjabis.
00:35:03After a drink, it's...
00:35:06...bad.
00:35:07Is that right?
00:35:08Absolutely right.
00:35:09Come, Kushi.
00:35:10This is what I'm talking about.
00:35:20Cheers.
00:35:26Cheers.
00:35:34You know, I received a lot of love from you.
00:35:40Same like your family, same like my family.
00:35:43Like Vagabond.
00:35:46Do you realize how happy you made my mom?
00:35:49Oh, really?
00:35:51You made mommy happy, you are not beautiful, you know?
00:35:55You won my heart on the first day.
00:35:57I like you.
00:35:59Oh, really?
00:36:00Of course.
00:36:24I will keep you on my lap with love, my love.
00:36:29I will keep you on my lap.
00:36:33Then your friends won't be able to stop you, my love.
00:36:38If you want to be a member of my family, what do you think, my love?
00:36:44If you want to be a member of my family.
00:36:54I will keep you on my lap with love, my love.
00:36:59I will keep you on my lap.
00:37:03Then your friends won't be able to stop you, my love.
00:37:08If you want to be a member of my family, what do you think, my love?
00:37:13If you want to be a member of my family.
00:37:17Then your friends won't be able to stop you, my love.
00:37:22Then your friends won't be able to stop you, my love.
00:37:27If you want to be a member of my family, what do you think, my love?
00:37:34If you want to be a member of my family.
00:37:38If you want to be a member of my family.
00:37:42Then your friends won't be able to stop you, my love.
00:38:03If you want to be a member of this bomb,
00:38:07You don't have to be a parrot, you're ready to become a member of my family
00:38:25Wow Bapu, you're coming here for the beautiful girl?
00:38:30I've found a beautiful girl for you
00:38:34Get ready to tag her on Instagram
00:38:37Of course, my mom would like to talk to you in private, under the beautiful sky
00:38:43What?
00:38:46Mom, talk
00:38:48Oh, I see
00:38:51This is a very good thing, girls from Europe don't talk to each other
00:38:56It's good for Bapu's family, it's a good sign
00:39:00Mom, let's go out, I want to talk to you, I want to make a video call
00:39:05I'm very excited, let's go
00:39:08You know, your family, my family, very good family
00:39:13I'm forever blowing bubbles
00:39:16Wow, what a song!
00:39:18I hope you're enjoying our company
00:39:20Company? I'm very happy, I'm going to make this company international
00:39:24I love your company
00:39:26Thank you
00:39:27You are such an amazing guy, have you ever thought about marriage?
00:39:31Marriage?
00:39:35Yes, my age is marriage
00:39:38What do you look for in a wife?
00:39:40A wife, beautiful, long, tall, gorgeous like you
00:39:46I'm looking for a lifetime partner too
00:39:49Wow
00:39:50Someone loving and caring, just like you
00:39:55Like me?
00:39:56I love you, Binda
00:39:59Me?
00:40:00Yes
00:40:01And she?
00:40:02Come, Zoe
00:40:03Yeah, mom?
00:40:05I've got some good news for you, meet your new dad
00:40:08Oh, really?
00:40:09Oh, no, no, no, no
00:40:10I don't want to marry my wife, I want to marry you
00:40:14Oh, cute, he's blushing
00:40:16Mom, I'm so glad you found a loving partner, and you won't be alone anymore
00:40:21Love you, dad
00:40:22Love you is fine, but not my dad
00:40:25Yes, dad
00:40:26Oh, hello
00:40:27Binda, I want to spend the rest of my life with you
00:40:33Mom, let's celebrate
00:40:34Come on, let's go
00:40:36Mom, your life is saved
00:40:38Finally
00:40:39Dad
00:40:43Oh, Veeru, my dad is so happy
00:40:46He says he'll get you married again
00:40:50Guru, if I go back to Putheperi, he'll be so happy, trust me
00:40:54I told you before, you don't deserve to get married
00:40:57And now you're in England, who suggested it?
00:40:59Oh, Veeru, it's not a joke, it's a sport
00:41:02The whole village is congratulating me
00:41:04Oh, congratulations?
00:41:05There's no tax in congratulating
00:41:07Oh, congratulations to you too
00:41:20Can I help you?
00:41:22No, thanks
00:41:23I'll get the cheque
00:41:24Oh, you're a Punjabi?
00:41:26Now I have to help you
00:41:28No, no, I'll get the cheque
00:41:30Oh, madam, I'm stuck, I'll have to take you to the doctor's
00:41:34Don't worry, it's my daily job
00:41:36Oh, no, let me take the shift, you can keep it here
00:41:39It's okay, I'm a Punjabi
00:41:40Keep it there
00:41:46Oh, oh, oh, what happened?
00:41:50I'm stuck, ma'am
00:41:52Who's this?
00:41:54I came to help
00:41:56If it wasn't for the cheque, you would've been in trouble
00:42:01Come here
00:42:02Give me the cheque
00:42:04You got the medal
00:42:06Let's go
00:42:12Veeru, tell me
00:42:15Where will we eat today?
00:42:18Most welcome, come anytime
00:42:20Should I call the cook?
00:42:21We'll have dinner
00:42:23Hey, we'll come
00:42:24It's for the earnings
00:42:26If you don't eat to your liking
00:42:28Okay, let's go
00:42:30If it hurts too much, have some hot water
00:42:33You'll feel better at night
00:42:36Oh, ma'am, don't tell Jatta it hurts so much
00:42:39He's eight years old
00:42:43Okay, hello
00:42:45Hello
00:42:48Rabindra, focus on your work
00:42:50I have to focus on my work
00:42:51Hi, Dad
00:42:52Why didn't you come to work?
00:42:54You're upset
00:42:55What can I do?
00:42:56You're driving an old trolley behind a new tractor
00:42:59Pardon?
00:43:00Now you'll understand
00:43:02I can't do this job
00:43:04Find an old driver
00:43:05It's not for me
00:43:07Excuse me
00:43:08I explain
00:43:09He's saying, search the old driver
00:43:12He can't do it
00:43:14But who told you to drive?
00:43:17You know, I haven't seen my mum this in love
00:43:20In such a long time
00:43:23You are aware of her health
00:43:25Even some doctors have given up on her
00:43:28We are so blessed
00:43:29All this wealth
00:43:30What's the point if my mum is not happy?
00:43:36You have so much money
00:43:38You'll need a lot more
00:43:40Have you lost your mind?
00:43:42Don't talk like that
00:43:43The villagers won't let you go
00:43:45I don't need to tell you
00:43:48The villagers won't let me go
00:43:50I'll be gone in a month
00:43:52It's all yours
00:43:53Only yours
00:43:57Madam
00:43:58Done for hours
00:43:59Thank you so much
00:44:00Thank you so much
00:44:01From Rohtak
00:44:02Nice to meet you
00:44:04Thank you so much, Dad
00:44:06I trust you
00:44:07And I know you won't break my mum's heart
00:44:10The girl is hot
00:44:12You are always talking about me
00:44:14Keep quiet
00:44:16Why are you standing here?
00:44:36You have so many aunts
00:44:38Why did you come here?
00:44:40There are no aunts here
00:44:43I'm so happy to get married
00:44:46I'm happy for you
00:44:53You look beautiful
00:44:54You are like my mother
00:44:57Hi Dad
00:44:58Congratulations
00:44:59Are you excited?
00:45:00Yes
00:45:01Very excited
00:45:02Goodbye
00:45:03Yeah, okay
00:45:04Let's have a cup of tea
00:45:14Have you ever seen death?
00:45:17For the first time
00:45:19I'm here as a corpse
00:45:25Be happy, your sister-in-law is here
00:45:27Yeah
00:45:44Wow
00:46:00Hey, say something
00:46:02Yes, I do
00:46:05Yes, Ajay
00:46:13Those who God has brought together
00:46:15Let no man separate
00:46:17Panditji, you may kiss the bride
00:46:20Kiss?
00:46:21Kiss?
00:46:22Give it to him
00:46:23No, Prabha
00:46:24Do something
00:46:25Our clip has gone viral
00:46:27It's a trend
00:46:29My brother-in-law is from Punjab
00:46:30He's the one who creates it
00:46:32It's okay
00:46:33It's okay
00:46:34It's okay
00:46:35It's okay
00:46:36It's okay
00:46:37It's okay
00:46:38It's okay
00:46:39It's okay
00:46:40It's okay
00:46:41It's okay
00:46:42It's okay
00:46:43It's okay
00:46:44It's okay
00:46:45It's okay
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00:47:13It's okay
00:47:20Woo
00:47:21Congratulations, Mum and Dad
00:47:23Cheers
00:47:24Cheers
00:47:25Cheers
00:47:26Cheers
00:47:29Congratulations, Mum and Dad
00:47:33Careful
00:47:34Wow!
00:47:36Oh!
00:47:37It's raining cats and dogs!
00:47:40What cats and dogs?
00:47:42Cats and dogs!
00:47:44Look at this, villagers!
00:47:47My son will be here soon!
00:47:49Look at this, villagers!
00:47:52My son will be here soon!
00:47:54Look at this, villagers!
00:47:56Uncle,
00:47:58this is for the cheese egg.
00:48:00You think this is cheese?
00:48:04Shake it.
00:48:23Just a little advice.
00:48:26If your mother shares son in Punjab,
00:48:28you can move to Haryana.
00:48:31You don't have to be as dark as your mom.
00:48:33I've got a handsome guy from Lahore for you.
00:48:37Dad, I got you a member two week cruise for your wedding gift.
00:48:40What's that?
00:48:41I got you a cruise book.
00:48:43You can go on a program for two weeks.
00:48:45Program?
00:48:46It's called Suhaag Raat.
00:48:48Suhaag Raat?
00:49:01Oh, how sweet.
00:49:22No, no, no.
00:49:23I have another plan.
00:49:24Oh.
00:49:25Faster, faster.
00:49:26Oh, really?
00:49:27Yeah.
00:49:28I have booked a fast for one month for you.
00:49:31For your good health.
00:49:33Oh, that's so sweet.
00:49:45You'll get a good guy for you.
00:49:48You can find lots of guys.
00:49:49You could ask Mr. Tillon
00:49:52Hello.
00:49:53Yes.
00:49:54You recognize him?
00:49:56No.
00:49:57Oh, the Punjabi guy.
00:49:59Dal Makhani.
00:50:01You remember?
00:50:02Yeah, yeah, tell me.
00:50:04Hello.
00:50:05Hello.
00:50:08You said you'd come every day but never came.
00:50:11You didn't come home?
00:50:12Oh, I was working. I got a little busy.
00:50:15Um, what's this?
00:50:17Baby?
00:50:19Baby!
00:50:21Baby, say hello.
00:50:22Hello.
00:50:24Hello.
00:50:25Okay, hello. We'll meet again.
00:50:27I was a little busy.
00:50:28Okay, hello.
00:50:30Baby.
00:50:31The boy looks good.
00:50:33Yes, but...
00:50:35Fair baby?
00:50:41Yes, baby.
00:50:42Okay, let's meet again.
00:50:43Okay, bye.
00:50:44Bye.
00:50:45Bye.
00:50:46Bye.
00:50:47Bye.
00:50:48Bye.
00:50:49Bye.
00:50:51Help!
00:50:52Help me!
00:50:55Excuse me.
00:50:56What are you doing in the water?
00:50:57Forget the excuse.
00:50:58Tell me.
00:50:59Did you have fun?
00:51:00Hey, hey, hey.
00:51:01Are you having fun?
00:51:02He's such a prankster, he comes and goes into the swimming pool.
00:51:05He saved you and put a spot on our baby.
00:51:09Run away.
00:51:10I'll get you fired if you don't.
00:51:12I've been working here for 12 years.
00:51:14When the government changes,
00:51:16the bigwigs will get their filters sorted.
00:51:18You're not a farmer.
00:51:20Hey, Biru.
00:51:21What's going on?
00:51:22Look at him.
00:51:23He's playing an open tournament.
00:51:26Joy, what happened?
00:51:27Nothing happened.
00:51:28He was drowning in the pool,
00:51:30so I saved him like you.
00:51:32He's a little cutie pie too.
00:51:34If it wasn't for the girl,
00:51:36your brother would've drowned in the pool.
00:51:38And then India would've packed him up
00:51:41and the filters would've been sorted.
00:51:43He's just doing his job.
00:51:45It's okay.
00:51:47Hey, be careful.
00:51:48Tell me, what should I cook?
00:51:50You're a farmer.
00:51:51Who cooks in a farm?
00:51:53Oh, man.
00:51:54I forgot.
00:51:56Okay, fine.
00:51:57Be careful.
00:51:59Yes.
00:52:02Baby, baby.
00:52:03Oh, baby.
00:52:05Baby, baby.
00:52:08Oh, baby.
00:52:09I'll give you a diamond ring.
00:52:11I'll get you gold bangles.
00:52:14I'll get you dinner on the moon.
00:52:16I'll light it up and put it in the candle.
00:52:19I'll light it up and put it in the candle.
00:52:22I'm the cutest in town.
00:52:24Your beauty is amazing.
00:52:27Make me your husband.
00:52:29I'll do my proper duty.
00:52:32Oh, baby.
00:52:34I'll give you a diamond ring.
00:52:36I'll get you gold bangles.
00:52:39I'll get you dinner on the moon.
00:52:41I'll light it up and put it in the candle.
00:52:57I'm a simple beer.
00:52:59Your lips are gold, baby.
00:53:01You look like a beauty store owner.
00:53:05Let's go.
00:53:07I'm a simple beer.
00:53:09Your lips are gold, baby.
00:53:11You look like a beauty store owner, baby.
00:53:18Oh, baby.
00:53:19I don't lie.
00:53:21Your taste is the same.
00:53:24Make me your husband.
00:53:26I'll do my proper duty.
00:53:29I'll give you a ring.
00:53:32I'll give you a diamond ring.
00:53:34I'll get you gold bangles.
00:53:37I'll get you dinner on the moon.
00:53:39I'll light it up and put it in the candle.
00:53:53Oh, baby.
00:53:55I'm a simple beer.
00:53:57Your lips are gold, baby.
00:54:00You look like a beauty store owner, baby.
00:54:03Let's go.
00:54:05I'm a simple beer.
00:54:07Your lips are gold, baby.
00:54:10I'll give you a diamond ring.
00:54:12I'll get you dinner on the moon.
00:54:16Oh, baby.
00:54:17I'm a simple beer.
00:54:19Your lips are gold, baby.
00:54:23Make me your husband.
00:54:25I'll do my proper duty.
00:54:28I'll give you a ring.
00:54:30I'll give you a diamond ring.
00:54:33I'll get you gold bangles.
00:54:35I'll get you dinner on the moon.
00:54:38I'll light it up and put it in the candle.
00:54:42Have you ever cooked before?
00:54:44No, I've never cooked.
00:54:46But I've always loved cooking.
00:54:48I cook at home too.
00:54:50Whenever I have to go somewhere,
00:54:52my mom and dad fight.
00:54:54My dad likes the food I cook
00:54:56and my mom doesn't cook as well as I do.
00:54:58Oh, really?
00:55:00Yes.
00:55:01The lentils are ready.
00:55:02I'll get you to taste it.
00:55:04Here you go.
00:55:05Hello, aunty.
00:55:06Hello, son.
00:55:08Let's get the customer to taste it.
00:55:11Come on.
00:55:12We'll get you to taste the food cooked by a new cook.
00:55:15And we'll also test their cooking skills.
00:55:17Okay.
00:55:18If you think it's okay,
00:55:19I can do a little for you.
00:55:21Tell the cook to make a good dish.
00:55:24Have a seat.
00:55:33I got bored of eating sandwiches.
00:55:36Here's our new cook.
00:55:38How did you like the food?
00:55:40It was great.
00:55:42I thought you'd improve so much.
00:55:44You cooked so well.
00:55:47Tell me something.
00:55:50Who was that white woman at the Gurudwara that day?
00:55:57What can I say?
00:55:58I'm embarrassed to tell you.
00:56:03My dad had an affair with a white woman.
00:56:07She was a heart patient.
00:56:09She left her dad and went back.
00:56:12She's my only mother.
00:56:14But a mother is a mother.
00:56:16Of course.
00:56:17I just want to serve humanity.
00:56:21Oh, that's so sweet of you.
00:56:23Son, you're just like Mr. Dhillon.
00:56:29Who's Mr. Dhillon?
00:56:32His dad.
00:56:34He was a big fan of charity.
00:56:38Even on his birthday,
00:56:40he used to go to the old age home to cut the cake.
00:56:43Then he used to go to the Gurudwara.
00:56:45He used to get food.
00:56:47He used to do everything himself.
00:56:50He was a big fan of service.
00:56:54What happened to him?
00:56:57My dad went to get my birthday cake.
00:57:03But he never came back.
00:57:05After that, I never went to the old age home
00:57:08to cut my birthday cake.
00:57:12I never went to the Gurudwara to get food.
00:57:15And I never celebrated my birthday.
00:57:24Oh, I forgot to tell you.
00:57:26The people from Matar Paneer also talk like that.
00:57:28I'm telling you the truth.
00:57:30I'm a big fan of service.
00:57:33I'm telling you the truth.
00:57:34I always eat my food here.
00:57:36I'll get it.
00:57:37Okay.
00:57:51Hi.
00:57:52Hello.
00:57:53Hi.
00:58:03Have you heard of him?
00:58:05No.
00:58:06But I've heard of him.
00:58:07He used to go to Nagaland.
00:58:09Not Kathmandu.
00:58:10He used to go to England.
00:58:11Patandra, look at me.
00:58:14He used to crave for Dakka Kulfi.
00:58:16And today, he's in the village.
00:58:22He's making noises.
00:58:24Lisa, give me a tissue, please.
00:58:33Yes.
00:58:38Come on.
00:58:39Get out.
00:58:46Catherine.
00:58:50Darling.
00:58:53How're you, Catherine?
00:58:54You're so kind.
00:58:55You're still here?
00:58:57I'm here because you're still here.
00:58:59I think you're into me.
00:59:02I just got a call.
00:59:03Stop talking nonsense.
00:59:05I'm not going to kill you.
00:59:09Catherine, my love.
00:59:11My love, my darling.
00:59:14Dabara!
00:59:16Oh, my God! You've come back!
00:59:19My love, my love.
00:59:21So good to see you, darling.
00:59:23So good to see you, you know.
00:59:25How much I've missed you, darling.
00:59:27Who is he?
00:59:28My Catherine has become so fat.
00:59:31He's her ex-husband.
00:59:42What's new?
00:59:45Catherine, my love.
00:59:48My love, my love.
00:59:51Dabara!
00:59:52What are you doing here?
00:59:54Get going!
00:59:56Get going!
00:59:58Get going!
00:59:59Listen to me, Catherine.
01:00:01Please give me a chance.
01:00:02I have come all the way for you.
01:00:03You are a lying cheater.
01:00:07And I don't want to see your face.
01:00:08Oh, okay.
01:00:10I will change my face according to you.
01:00:12Is that okay?
01:00:13Shut up!
01:00:14A man is an idol of mistakes, you know.
01:00:17There's no point in apologising.
01:00:19After all this happened.
01:00:21I'm happy now.
01:00:23And there's my loving partner.
01:00:28Yeah.
01:00:31Yeah.
01:00:36Is he your loving partner?
01:00:39Are you out of mind?
01:00:41Are you out of mind?
01:00:44Is he a better husband than me?
01:00:46Please don't do this.
01:00:47Give me a chance.
01:00:48Give me a chance.
01:00:50Mum gave you 20 million chances.
01:00:52You didn't even bother.
01:00:53You were just busy being selfish.
01:00:56You didn't come to visit.
01:00:57Or even ask how she was.
01:00:59This is done.
01:01:01Even you are happy with your new small dad?
01:01:05Yes, I am.
01:01:05Unfair.
01:01:07This is a bit of a jolt.
01:01:09It takes time to get used to it.
01:01:12I came here to feel sorry.
01:01:13And you have found a new sorry.
01:01:17You say I don't love you.
01:01:18You know, I made a tattoo of your name.
01:01:21Here, here, here.
01:01:23I put injections here and people die.
01:01:27You stone heart lady.
01:01:30You don't understand my feelings.
01:01:32I have black circles under my eyes because of you.
01:01:35The doctors are suspicious.
01:01:36It's a real black fungus.
01:01:38And you say I don't love you.
01:01:43Why are you crying?
01:01:44I forgot, mom.
01:01:46What can I do?
01:01:47I forgot to get a new dad.
01:01:48And I got a new dad.
01:01:51Where is he, mom?
01:01:54Don't cry like that.
01:01:55I didn't forget about you.
01:01:56Don't cry like that.
01:01:57I didn't forget about you.
01:02:00Mom, can you not just forgive him?
01:02:02He feels so guilty.
01:02:05Dilbara.
01:02:07Stop crying.
01:02:10Zoe, what about Binder?
01:02:14What about Binder?
01:02:15That joker, throw him out.
01:02:16Joey, tell him.
01:02:17Your father was misplaced for some time.
01:02:19And now you found him.
01:02:21No, we can't do that.
01:02:23He's been such a nice and supportive guy.
01:02:26He will be nice, but you won't like it.
01:02:27Two people call him papa in the house.
01:02:29Big papa, little papa. Big papa, little papa.
01:02:31Dilbara, that is the main condition.
01:02:36You must accept Binder.
01:02:39Come, Zoe. Let's go.
01:02:41Yeah, mom. Let's go.
01:02:57No.
01:03:03I am young.
01:03:06It's time for you to grow up.
01:03:08And Mr. Jaleb Khan is here.
01:03:11Son, you don't get these properties just like that.
01:03:15Got it?
01:03:17Catherine.
01:03:19Who is she?
01:03:25Don't get angry with me.
01:03:27She's a little crazy.
01:03:29You saw the car, the bungalow and the house and left.
01:03:32You should have asked her if Catherine has a first owner.
01:03:37Sir, I didn't come here to talk about such things.
01:03:39I just wanted to know if she has a first owner or not.
01:03:42I don't know.
01:03:43I don't know.
01:03:44Sir, I didn't come here to talk about such things.
01:03:46I am getting married overnight.
01:03:48Don't worry.
01:03:49Whether it's an old couple or a new bachelor.
01:03:53We have a father too.
01:03:54That's right.
01:03:56There's some respect for the Jat too.
01:03:57How can someone keep an eye on my wife?
01:03:59Don't forget that she's a Jati too.
01:04:01In fact, she's an old woman.
01:04:03And you're still young.
01:04:05She was different.
01:04:08She used to kick the ball first.
01:04:15Hello. How are you doing, gorgeous?
01:04:18Oh, hello.
01:04:20Have we met?
01:04:21Yes, of course.
01:04:24We have met in my dreams.
01:04:27Funny man.
01:04:30Should I offer you some drink?
01:04:31I do have one, thank you.
01:04:33Oh, come on. Is this a drink?
01:04:35No. I will offer you something as refreshing as your cheeks.
01:04:39And as intoxicating as your gorgeous blue eyes.
01:04:44Dilbara.
01:04:45Myself, Dilbara.
01:04:46Oh, Dilbara.
01:04:48Same here. Good to see you, darling.
01:05:04Hey, Kethi darling. How do I look?
01:05:08Melodious.
01:05:09Kethi darling. How do I look?
01:05:12Melodious.
01:05:33I was impressed by your wealth, fame and royal love.
01:05:37You were just drinking juice, Kethi darling.
01:05:40I searched you on the internet for feelings.
01:05:43And I was just enjoying the wealth of heaven.
01:05:46That's why I kicked the ball.
01:05:47Look what a beautiful thing, full of grace.
01:05:51She's the girl who comes and goes.
01:05:55In a sweet swing, on the way to heaven.
01:06:01What did you say, brother?
01:06:03Can you sing it again?
01:06:06Hi, Dil. What are you doing today?
01:06:11I have two meetings.
01:06:13I have two meetings today.
01:06:14Cancel your meetings.
01:06:16I have a medical appointment.
01:06:20No, no. Actually, I have to attend my friend's aunt's funeral.
01:06:25Understand?
01:06:26But today is the 10th.
01:06:27So what?
01:06:28You don't kill your aunt on the 10th or you don't attend your aunt's funeral?
01:06:31Try to understand.
01:06:33You don't care about me or take me seriously.
01:06:35Or my health problems.
01:06:39No, no. I take seriously.
01:06:41But look, aunt doesn't tell me when I'm going to die.
01:06:44And you know, my friend has only one aunt.
01:06:46He has a few more aunts and I die the next day.
01:06:49But I have to go today, darling.
01:06:51Okay, I understand. I'll go with Sharif.
01:06:54Thank you so very much, my love.
01:06:56You're so understanding.
01:07:00So sweet of you.
01:07:02Okay, Mr. Singh.
01:07:04Barbara.
01:07:06What's up, Alia?
01:07:08What's up, Alia?
01:07:10What's up, Alia?
01:07:12Sharif, why are you taking me down here?
01:07:15I want to show something, ma'am.
01:07:17Please come.
01:07:18Something nice?
01:07:19Yes, please, please.
01:07:19Really? Really? Something nice?
01:07:21Please come.
01:07:21Okay, come on. Let's go.
01:07:23Look at this.
01:07:24Okay.
01:07:25Look.
01:07:26The chief is robbing the cat.
01:07:28Dolbar.
01:07:30What are you doing here?
01:07:32I thought you're going to prayers.
01:07:33No, no. Actually...
01:07:34Do you realize that I had to go to my hospital appointment today?
01:07:38And there you are, having fun with all the girls.
01:07:42No, no, no. Actually, I told you.
01:07:43She came from Cambodia these days.
01:07:46And my friend's aunt died.
01:07:47Her daughters.
01:07:48And they were crying so much.
01:07:51And she was telling me to sing her a song to make her cry.
01:07:54I was telling her...
01:07:55Dolbar, get out of my life.
01:07:57Catherine.
01:07:59Come, let's go.
01:08:00Catherine, listen to me.
01:08:02Catherine, get...
01:08:05I'm gone.
01:08:08Go away.
01:08:09And don't you ever come back here and let me see your face again.
01:08:14It's all your fault, you scoundrel.
01:08:16Lower your voice.
01:08:18Right now, your position is lower than a servant.
01:08:20Outsider.
01:08:24I'll deal with you later.
01:08:27Car.
01:08:28Bar.
01:08:32Bar.
01:08:44He's got a lot of money.
01:08:47Go on, man. You're just as much of a partner as he is.
01:08:50He's got a lot of money.
01:08:51And he's got a lot of money.
01:08:54You're my own blood, Dolbar.
01:08:56Then you're my backbone, Jatt.
01:08:59Hey.
01:09:01Catherine, get me married too.
01:09:03Get out of my house.
01:09:05Hey, you. Get me married.
01:09:06Go on, get married.
01:09:08I want to get married again.
01:09:09Get out. Get out.
01:09:10I want to get married again.
01:09:12I want to get married again.
01:09:13Go on. Go on.
01:09:14Look over there.
01:09:21Do it. Do it. Do it.
01:09:29What's so funny?
01:09:31I don't know what's funny. I'm laughing at you.
01:09:34I'm angry at you.
01:09:35But you didn't teach me yoga.
01:09:38Oh, jealous.
01:09:41Catherine, I teach you yoga.
01:09:43You teach, but I'm teaching.
01:09:46I'm teaching. Get out.
01:09:47You took classes from Ramdev.
01:09:48No. I didn't take classes. I brought classes.
01:09:51I was just saying that you were doing something here.
01:09:55Understand?
01:09:56Pinder, why don't you just get out of my house?
01:09:59Why don't you join us?
01:10:00Laugh.
01:10:14Cheers.
01:10:17What's up?
01:10:19Take care of yourself.
01:10:21I'm here too.
01:10:22We're not taking care of the property.
01:10:25We're taking care of the leaves.
01:10:26Yes. I was about to say the same.
01:10:28But the game we're playing is called poker, not sin.
01:10:32And the one you're playing at this age is called a punch.
01:10:36And the status you have in this house is called a servant by your husband.
01:10:40Listen, you're my senior husband.
01:10:43It's better if you don't get me into trouble.
01:10:45Why are you getting into trouble?
01:10:47I'm not getting into trouble.
01:10:49I'm worried about Cathy baby.
01:10:51Cathy baby, get me some hot milk for you.
01:10:55I mean hot milk with cardamom and cloves.
01:10:57It's milk.
01:10:59I mean milk, man.
01:11:01Have some shame.
01:11:02She's drinking wine and you're giving her hot milk.
01:11:05What will you tell her?
01:11:06I'll make you drink it with whisky.
01:11:07That's my house.
01:11:09I make lassi for my wife.
01:11:10What's it to you?
01:11:11Listen, you're a wet husband.
01:11:14Do you know how old I am?
01:11:15Hey, you're not old.
01:11:17You're a very old husband.
01:11:19I'm her brand new husband.
01:11:21I'm her brand new husband.
01:11:21Hey, stop fighting you two.
01:11:24You're spoiling my evening.
01:11:26Go to your rooms.
01:11:27Listen, go to your room.
01:11:29You too.
01:11:30Listen, go to your room.
01:11:32Okay, no problem.
01:11:34I'm going to my room.
01:11:36And I'm waiting for you, sugar.
01:11:40And Cathy baby, that hot milk.
01:11:43You have it.
01:11:51Where are you going?
01:11:52I'm not going with you.
01:11:54I'm not going with you.
01:11:55Uncle, we're going to a fair.
01:11:57We can't take you with us.
01:11:58We'll take you to the pharmacy.
01:11:59Get lost.
01:12:00Okay, so when I was away for two years..
01:12:02..you were sending me medicines by courier.
01:12:04You're very smart today, Catherine baby.
01:12:06Listen, my love.
01:12:10Yes.
01:12:11We have an appointment at the doctor.
01:12:13We'll be back soon.
01:12:15My wife, I know what kind of medicines she's using.
01:12:18Oh, she's so worried today.
01:12:21If she's so worried..
01:12:22..then she'll compete with me at night.
01:12:24You hold one hand, I'll hold the other.
01:12:26We'll see who's first.
01:12:33Yes, father.
01:12:35I'm sorry to stop you.
01:12:36A elderly man has fallen ill.
01:12:38We're going to the hospital to give him medicine.
01:12:40I'll get it done, don't worry.
01:12:42I'll talk to you later.
01:12:45Did you talk to the elderly man?
01:12:46About the elderly man.
01:12:47Tell him that his uncle has found a girl..
01:12:49..and got her married.
01:12:55No, I didn't tell him.
01:12:56Okay, okay.
01:12:57Then he'll tell you once he gets married.
01:12:59What do you mean?
01:13:01I didn't tell him.
01:13:02Why not? It's our joint account.
01:13:04We're his family.
01:13:06It's my duty to call your family and congratulate them.
01:13:09Your uncle is a king.
01:13:10He'll have to listen to me.
01:13:11You keep your cow, we'll congratulate you.
01:13:14If I get angry..
01:13:15..I'll take you to the hospital to give him medicine.
01:13:18No, brother.
01:13:19I'm talking to you out of happiness.
01:13:22What a sight it'll be when I take my wife..
01:13:27..to my village on a wheelchair.
01:13:29Your grandma is three years younger than your wife..
01:13:32..when she'll be walking around in her wedding dress.
01:13:35Your mother is the first mother-in-law in the world..
01:13:37..who has to get up in the morning and wash her face.
01:13:43Listen.
01:13:45If I keep quiet, you'll get worse.
01:13:48Don't say such things in front of your son.
01:13:53Don't laugh. It's okay.
01:13:55Life is full of wars.
01:13:58Take care.
01:14:05What's wrong, my love?
01:14:06Oh, no, no. Nothing wrong.
01:14:07Actually, he was insisting to have dinner at home only.
01:14:11Actually, he's preparing something very good.
01:14:13Some Indian dishes.
01:14:15Oh, that's so lovely, my darling.
01:14:19Well, we'll be able to have that Indian candlelight dinner tonight.
01:14:22Oh, yeah, of course.
01:14:23Red tempering.
01:14:26Hello.
01:14:27Hello. How are you?
01:14:30I'm fine.
01:14:31I'm dying of hunger.
01:14:34Okay.
01:14:36Tell me. What did you want to say?
01:14:38I wanted to make a small request.
01:14:40A guest was coming home.
01:14:41I thought I'd order food from my restaurant.
01:14:44Oh, sorry. We don't do home delivery.
01:14:47We only do home delivery when we deliver food to a customer's house.
01:14:52And this is your own house.
01:14:53You can bring food from your own house.
01:14:55Have some garlic.
01:14:56Okay, tell me. What would you like to eat?
01:14:58Whatever you want.
01:15:00Then I'll make lentil and lentil soup.
01:15:04That's right.
01:15:05Just make the lentils a little soft.
01:15:08And boil them for 15 minutes.
01:15:10Okay, then.
01:15:12Okay, Harjot.
01:15:14You live on the slough side, right?
01:15:16Yes.
01:15:17Can you do me a favour?
01:15:18Yes.
01:15:19I'll place an order.
01:15:20Take it to him. Okay?
01:15:21Okay.
01:15:22All check-up has been done.
01:15:24Oh, yes.
01:15:24Why check-up? Let's have fun.
01:15:27Well, Bind has been fasting for a whole month already.
01:15:29In the hopes that I'll get better quickly.
01:15:31What do you think? Fasting is everything?
01:15:34You're acting like a hero.
01:15:35You know, I was praying for you every day.
01:15:38I was praying.
01:15:39You know, one day God came to me.
01:15:41And he asked me, bro, do you want it in the written?
01:15:44Catherine will be all well.
01:15:46What?
01:15:59You?
01:16:00You work here?
01:16:02I've hired a housekeeper.
01:16:05He's the owner of this place.
01:16:07And if you need a job, we have plenty of staff here.
01:16:10Hey, mind your own business.
01:16:12I'm a food deliverer.
01:16:14Oh, really?
01:16:15And now you're the owner of a restaurant.
01:16:17And when someone orders lunch,
01:16:18you don't serve it for dinner.
01:16:20And it takes time to make fresh lentils.
01:16:22You ordered it.
01:16:23You said you wanted curry lentils.
01:16:24I'll make it for you.
01:16:25I got it for free from Rajasthan.
01:16:28And as for the food delivery,
01:16:29my wife is here.
01:16:30She'll put it on your forehead.
01:16:31I don't know when your wife will come.
01:16:33But first, I'll put it on your forehead.
01:16:37Ten-pound tip.
01:16:39I thought I'd give it to you.
01:16:40But now I feel like putting five Gs in your pocket.
01:16:43Thank God you saw the ten-pound tip.
01:16:46Otherwise, you'd only have water in your pocket.
01:16:49Go and get the food. I'll go from here.
01:16:50Otherwise, you'll end up playing here.
01:16:52Hi.
01:16:53Oh, hi.
01:16:56Hi, Juhi.
01:17:00I thought you'd only win the lottery.
01:17:03But you've won the jackpot too.
01:17:06That's a good song for us.
01:17:08It's a yacht song.
01:17:09And a tower song.
01:17:11Dad, by the way, um...
01:17:13Dad?
01:17:14Dad, inside, go.
01:17:17I'll get it.
01:17:18And the food is ready.
01:17:21Hey, sweetheart.
01:17:25Market.
01:17:27Go with her, but come alone.
01:17:30Are you jealous?
01:17:31No, no.
01:17:32You know you need to know
01:17:34that I absolutely adore you and love you.
01:17:39Uh...
01:17:41Zoe.
01:17:42Your dad's holding something here.
01:17:44Could you please take it?
01:17:46Can you pass me that, please, Dad?
01:17:50Okay, darling.
01:17:54Come, Zoe.
01:17:55I'm starving.
01:17:57Listen, I'm very confused.
01:18:00Why was your mother treating you like her husband?
01:18:03Kamli, it's a woman's quality.
01:18:06She treats everyone like her husband.
01:18:11And Zoe, she was treating you like her dad.
01:18:17Look, whoever she is, she's her dad.
01:18:19And if she treats me like her dad,
01:18:20her auntie won't understand her.
01:18:22Hey!
01:18:23What do you mean?
01:18:24What's going on?
01:18:25Don't interrupt.
01:18:26I'll pay you.
01:18:27Food is free for me.
01:18:29But there's a beautiful story.
01:18:31Please let me hear it.
01:18:32Hey!
01:18:33I didn't call you here to listen to stories.
01:18:35I called you here to cook food.
01:18:36I'll call your owner at home.
01:18:37You have to help me with my work, right?
01:18:40Please let me hear the story.
01:18:41Yes, please explain.
01:18:42Uh, okay.
01:18:44Actually, I'm Catherine's almost ex-husband.
01:18:48Okay.
01:18:49I've been here for two years.
01:18:50I came to see her.
01:18:51But she's been treating me like her husband.
01:18:54Husband, you know?
01:18:56Hubby.
01:18:57Yes.
01:18:58Hey!
01:18:59Don't do it again, I'm telling you.
01:19:01Get out of here.
01:19:01No, I'm not laughing.
01:19:03I'm very happy for you.
01:19:05You got rid of your husband.
01:19:09I think she's a very old friend of mine.
01:19:12Yes, I'll tell you why.
01:19:14Dad, dad, it's mom.
01:19:15She's not feeling well.
01:19:16Dad, quick, she fainted.
01:19:18Excuse me.
01:19:30Doctor, how is my wife?
01:19:32First decide who you're going to answer to.
01:19:35I'm her senior husband.
01:19:37Answer me first.
01:19:38She's been cooking for two years.
01:19:40I'm her latest husband.
01:19:41Tell me.
01:19:42You both listen.
01:19:43When we refused to let her eat soup,
01:19:45why did you make her eat such spicy lentils?
01:19:48Not lentils.
01:19:50It's butter.
01:19:51But there was a little butter in it.
01:19:53Then there's a small margin left.
01:19:55Oh, my wife is happy.
01:19:59I'm going to lose my youth.
01:20:01Brother, cry in front of those who pity you.
01:20:05I'm getting angry.
01:20:06You both are husband and wife, right?
01:20:08Tell that to your daughter too.
01:20:10No, no, for now, we're just two.
01:20:14Take care.
01:20:17Thank God, Kath.
01:20:19God saved your life.
01:20:21Otherwise, you wouldn't have been spared by the Parineet family.
01:20:24Don't praise me.
01:20:25I'm not Kathy Baby.
01:20:27I'll write all the problems with myself.
01:20:29Oh, you have a problem with your face.
01:20:31You have spelling properties.
01:20:33I'll make you write all the properties.
01:20:34Mind your tongue.
01:20:36I don't need Kathy's property.
01:20:38I even told the doctor
01:20:39that if he wants my kidney, he can have it.
01:20:42Uncle, the problem is in her lungs.
01:20:44You can't give her a kidney.
01:20:45Then what?
01:20:46I'll cut it and keep it somewhere in the village.
01:20:51Bindar.
01:20:52Where did your curse come from?
01:20:54Kathy, please come to your senses.
01:20:58Hello.
01:20:59Bindar, I was so worried.
01:21:02How's your beautiful wife now?
01:21:03I'm fine, thank you.
01:21:05Thank God.
01:21:06God saved you.
01:21:07You didn't leave any stone unturned.
01:21:09Kathy Baby, he was the one who put salt in the lentils.
01:21:12No, no, he didn't put salt in the lentils.
01:21:14He put the lentils in the salt.
01:21:15And you put it in the lentils.
01:21:17Yes, yes, you're absolutely right.
01:21:20He ordered extra spicy food.
01:21:22Is that true, darling?
01:21:23No, no, no, no, no, Kathy Baby.
01:21:25I ordered.
01:21:26She delivered.
01:21:27No dip, no dip.
01:21:28Is she angry?
01:21:30Go away, you idiot.
01:21:31Why are you giving me tips?
01:21:33You're going to drink juice with your sick wife's money.
01:21:36Don't talk about juice.
01:21:38I'll make juice out of you.
01:21:39I'll make juice out of you.
01:21:40When I post a photo of your beautiful wife on Instagram and Facebook..
01:21:44..you get so many beautiful comments.
01:21:45Hey, listen, listen to me.
01:21:47Can you guys just shut up?
01:21:48Can you not see the condition of my mother?
01:21:50And both my dads are fighting.
01:21:52Can you just take it outside?
01:21:54Go out.
01:21:55Go.
01:21:58Oh.
01:22:00Me also?
01:22:02Okay.
01:22:03See you, darling.
01:22:07They just never give up, do they?
01:22:21You're here early in the morning?
01:22:22Thank God I came here.
01:22:24Otherwise I would've given that old woman a tight slap.
01:22:27Who puts chillies in lentils?
01:22:28Do you order chillies from the wholesale market?
01:22:30You said you made lentils in Karari and sent it.
01:22:33Now you're putting chillies in Karari?
01:22:35The doctor turned out to be a good guy who saved that old woman.
01:22:38Otherwise you would've been charged with murder.
01:22:41Anyway, what's your fault in this?
01:22:44Okay, tell me.
01:22:46Which girl was it who came to deliver the house?
01:22:49That was our cook.
01:22:50You were praising her the other day.
01:22:54That girl in the mask?
01:22:56Yes.
01:22:57You got me to praise the wrong person.
01:23:00That girl isn't right.
01:23:01What do you mean? She's a very decent girl.
01:23:04She's not decent at all.
01:23:06Do you know how good her chutney is?
01:23:08Good morning.
01:23:09Good morning.
01:23:12You're here.
01:23:13I was just talking about you.
01:23:15That's why I was wondering why you were coming here.
01:23:17I thought you were missing someone.
01:23:19What happened?
01:23:20Nothing happened.
01:23:22Go and handle your stove.
01:23:24I don't know, Harjot.
01:23:25Bindar is suspicious about you.
01:23:27Suspicious?
01:23:29What do you mean?
01:23:30We'll clear it right now.
01:23:33You're looking at me as if I'm getting a 70-year-old girl married.
01:23:36When did I say you're getting married?
01:23:39What's the misunderstanding?
01:23:41Let's clear it.
01:23:42Sometimes a person is so suspicious that I lose my cool.
01:23:47You're still guessing about yourself.
01:23:49You won't tell me anything and I won't guess.
01:23:52How will you clear your suspicion?
01:23:53Preet, she's arguing with the customer.
01:23:56Here.
01:23:57Okay, I'll leave now.
01:23:58I'm getting late.
01:23:59No, eat your food. I'm opening the door.
01:24:02No, I'll come tomorrow. I'm getting late.
01:24:04I won't meet you tomorrow.
01:24:06Tomorrow is my dad's death anniversary.
01:24:15Just like Mr. Till.
01:24:22Is the lab ready?
01:24:24Here's your medicine and a glass of water.
01:24:27Thank you so much.
01:24:28You're welcome, my love.
01:24:31I want to see you all well.
01:24:36Great.
01:24:39Thank you for caring for me.
01:24:40Oh, you know I'm always caring.
01:24:43But the new Jammura that you brought home, Bindar..
01:24:45..he'll give you a heart attack one day because of her.
01:24:48Why? What's happened now?
01:24:50They don't have a ration card in their village.
01:24:52You gave him your credit card.
01:24:54Do you know?
01:24:55He has taken 5000 pounds from you since morning.
01:24:59He has?
01:25:00Yes.
01:25:01What do you mean?
01:25:03I am equal owner of this house.
01:25:05Got it?
01:25:06Wow.
01:25:08Yesterday he was half of his wife's heart.
01:25:11And today he's comparing himself to his wife's heart.
01:25:14You're amazing.
01:25:15You're a chopper and a cheat.
01:25:17Trust me, he's a cheater.
01:25:19Hey, you're a cheater.
01:25:21You've shifted him to a brothel.
01:25:24You're the one who's getting married.
01:25:26You're the biggest cheater.
01:25:27Guys.
01:25:30No one's a cheater.
01:25:32How can you be cheaters when you're both sadars?
01:25:37I have read up about your religion more than you know.
01:25:42And Sikhs give langar.
01:25:45They help the homeless.
01:25:49They help the needy with food, with medicines,
01:25:53with shelter, with oxygen cylinders.
01:25:57And during this last pandemic,
01:25:59it was the Sikhs who helped the people.
01:26:03How can they be cheaters?
01:26:09Binda, I just want to thank you for the beautiful memories
01:26:15that you gave me caring for this old, ageing, unwell lady.
01:26:21Thank you.
01:26:23Thank you.
01:26:25And to you, Dilbara.
01:26:29When you left, I thought about you day after day.
01:26:34And then I suddenly met Binda.
01:26:38Every time I looked at Binda and his beautiful turban,
01:26:45I thought of you.
01:26:47My golden sadar, Dilbara.
01:26:53I think I need to go now and take a rest.
01:26:56Yeah.
01:26:58You should.
01:27:00See you later.
01:27:09We should take our own schemes.
01:27:13Look at him. He thinks so highly of himself.
01:27:18Okay, Dilbara.
01:27:20I'll leave now.
01:27:22I'm sorry.
01:27:23Binda.
01:27:25Don't think that I'm staying here because I'm greedy.
01:27:31I've kept Sameer in my heart.
01:27:35I have to stay here because I want to get the impression
01:27:41that she's in my heart.
01:27:43I don't want her to get spoilt.
01:27:45I don't want our trust to break.
01:27:47Waheguru has given us a lot of respect.
01:27:51And we...
01:27:57Take care.
01:27:59Okay.
01:28:00Take care.
01:28:02Love you.
01:28:07Binda, why are you acting like a goon?
01:28:09What's wrong with you? I'm the one who's at fault.
01:28:11You've lost a 70-year-old aunt.
01:28:13I've lost my young wife.
01:28:14How are you?
01:28:15Good.
01:28:16Okay.
01:28:16You have fun?
01:28:17Yes.
01:28:21Binda.
01:28:24I've reached the UK.
01:28:28Prabhar has come to our rescue.
01:28:30You didn't leave anything.
01:28:32Excuse me. What did he say?
01:28:34Forget it, ma'am.
01:28:36Why are you looking at me like that?
01:28:38Brother, she's my wife.
01:28:40Wife?
01:28:41You can do anything in front of her.
01:28:43I'm not scared.
01:28:45Where's Harjot?
01:28:46The bathroom is slow with girls.
01:28:48Go and talk to her.
01:28:51Bathroom?
01:29:01Deep, I've been calling you for so long.
01:29:03I've been waiting for so long.
01:29:05What's the matter?
01:29:06Why did you have to wait for so long?
01:29:08You have two keys.
01:29:09I can't give you a key.
01:29:10What's the problem?
01:29:11One is with me and the other is with him.
01:29:12What's wrong with you?
01:29:15Don't you remember what you did at home?
01:29:17What is she saying?
01:29:18She says she's the one who's in trouble.
01:29:20She didn't pay the rent.
01:29:21She'll pay the rent.
01:29:23I'm going to run away.
01:29:24You'll run away?
01:29:25I'll throw you out of the house.
01:29:26Yes.
01:29:27Yes, yes, yes.
01:29:28She'll pay the rent.
01:29:29She'll throw you out.
01:29:30She'll throw you out.
01:29:32What are you doing here?
01:29:34I came to meet you.
01:29:37Good that you're here to congratulate me.
01:29:40I heard your dad left your mom and got you married to a girl.
01:29:44And you're congratulating your new mom?
01:29:47What did you expect?
01:29:49Should I congratulate you or your dad?
01:29:51I thought you'd give it to your dad and give him a sweet.
01:29:54Yes.
01:29:55What's he waiting for?
01:29:57Son, you're going to be my wife.
01:30:00You're going to be my wife.
01:30:02Yes.
01:30:03Aren't you ashamed?
01:30:04You're defaming your dad for a girl.
01:30:08You're so greedy.
01:30:12Can we sit and talk?
01:30:14Not at all.
01:30:15I want to talk to you live on Facebook.
01:30:18And I want to introduce your village to your new mom.
01:30:22Do you think I'll let you go?
01:30:24I'll gather the village and the village council here.
01:30:27If I didn't get you deported, I wouldn't have been Bant Singh's son.
01:30:31Bant Singh is a big shot.
01:30:34This isn't your village to get me deported.
01:30:37This is the UK. Got it?
01:30:39You got me fired twice.
01:30:41Did you forget?
01:30:42I was the one who got you fired.
01:30:45Don't talk nonsense. Go away.
01:30:47Jaggi is here. He'll teach you a lesson.
01:30:49Hey!
01:30:50Sit.
01:30:51I'll go meet Jaggi.
01:30:58Come on. Let's sit and talk.
01:31:09If you're so ashamed, apologize to me.
01:31:13Apologize?
01:31:14Apologize to you for what?
01:31:18I've never seen anyone as stubborn as you.
01:31:22I was the one who loved you.
01:31:24You got me fired.
01:31:26You got fired before you got married.
01:31:27I got fired?
01:31:29You dropped me off at the airport.
01:31:30I'm the fool who trusted you.
01:31:33I'd tell you to get married as soon as possible.
01:31:35You blocked me as soon as you left.
01:31:37Are you sad that I didn't get you married?
01:31:39You wanted to come to the UK.
01:31:41Otherwise, you wouldn't have sent me.
01:31:43I'm not sad. I'm very happy.
01:31:46I'm glad I came here with you.
01:31:48You don't have money to pay the rent.
01:31:50And your Ranjha, whom you loved.
01:31:53He dropped you off too.
01:31:54How will you go back to the village?
01:31:56It was fun.
01:31:59Yes.
01:32:00He didn't drop me off. I dropped him off.
01:32:03Because he wanted to get married to me.
01:32:06You're avoiding me.
01:32:08You didn't even take a minute to make a promise to someone else.
01:32:11You're so in love.
01:32:13We're done talking. Now get lost.
01:32:20Listen to me.
01:32:23Preet is a good girl.
01:32:25Get married and settle down.
01:33:22My fate is not good
01:33:25My fate is not good
01:33:29My fate is not good
01:33:33My fate is not good
01:33:37My fate is not good
01:33:39My fate is not good
01:33:41My fate is not good
01:33:43Oh…
01:33:49We will not see each other
01:33:52And she won't go out of this house
01:33:56You'll turn and look
01:34:00And she won't go out of this house
01:34:04You'll think her off while gazing at my plight
01:34:08After a while We will not leave each other
01:34:12Chaya ni jaana
01:34:15Chad de da har koi saathi yeh
01:34:19Dig de da koi sanghi nahi
01:34:23Dig de da koi sanghi nahi
01:34:27Ja tu ni maada sajna weh
01:34:31Saati hi kismat changi nahi
01:34:35Ja tu ni maada sajna weh
01:34:39Saati hi kismat changi nahi
01:34:42Ja tu ni maada sajna weh
01:34:46Saati hi kismat changi nahi
01:34:50Saati hi kismat changi nahi
01:34:55Aunty satshree kaal
01:34:56Satshree kaal putt ki haal jaal
01:34:58Wadiya kii gal koi nazar nahi aa reha
01:35:00Preet kithe ya
01:35:02Satshree kaal
01:35:03Satshree kaal
01:35:04Mummy Harjot phone hi nahi chakri
01:35:06Ch bande ni chutti karni hai kato kaat daas ta dave
01:35:09Acha, tusi free ho?
01:35:11Haan ji
01:35:12Bas Harjot de kare jaake aana hai
01:35:14Theeka ji, aao chaliye
01:35:16Chalo
01:35:22Ethe dendi hai Harjot?
01:35:24Haan, aajo tusi bhi aajo
01:35:26O nahi, mai ki karna kalliyan kudiyan ch
01:35:28Chalo theek hai, mai jaake
01:35:29Chalo, wait kardan teri
01:35:32Raasta sabha duruna, arun raazidara thari sthala
01:35:35Daas ke nahi gayi, kitte gayi hai?
01:35:36Daas ke
01:35:37Sardar jiya munda aaya si swere, o denaal bach buch gayi
01:35:40Hoga jaake
01:35:42Chaar meena da rent sada khaagi, goli baagi zanu
01:35:44Shukra ke aa bhi chal gayi, chuttiyan maar maar katna zainu
01:35:47O, mind your tongue you two
01:35:49Ki bol rahe ho yao?
01:35:50Tumho saan, usto haan bhi haan sikhaoongi
01:35:57O yaar, police case baan joga, ki tamasha laaya?
01:36:00Daak puru laga teri, mishi dish nish tar khabar hi khobale
01:36:03Ae ho hiya, jida kal laaya si, ae denaali bach jiya ho
01:36:10Tusi Harjot nu jaan deo?
01:36:16Mai hiya ho munda, jide nale ra viya fix wahi si
01:36:21Pyaar kardi si sikh kitu jinnu
01:36:24Par ae di swapne baad vade si
01:36:27Mainu lagya, ye kisi din gallan de vich aake baar aagi
01:36:31Mainu lagya, mere nal dhokha hoya
01:36:34Par tusi tha khande si, tusi us gori bebe karke itthe aayo
01:36:39Ae, ho bhi chuth bhuliya main teri nal
01:36:44Settle hon de chakkar che, laal chacha aake main
01:36:49Ude nal viya karwa liya si
01:36:52Waah, kinna wadda fraud hai tu
01:36:56Mere emotions nal khete hain
01:36:59Tim minnu impress karan li
01:37:02Mere birthday aala drama bhi kita
01:37:05Wo drama nahi si, sajh si, dil ho
01:37:20Haan bapu
01:37:21Chuta karna ji, Harjot ne usse bhya karna le jaake
01:37:23Main sunhe karlo pit bapsa aagi
01:37:26Ki?
01:37:27Patandra, Harjot pit bapsa aagi
01:37:30Okay
01:37:35Harjot India wapas chale gaya
01:37:41Meri kaal sun
01:37:43Mr. Dillowar ka tha tu kade pahand nahi sakta
01:37:47Par je terech thodi boti bhi insaniyat bachi hai na
01:37:51Tha wapas Harjot kol murcha
01:37:58Preet
01:38:04Main both strong kudiyaan
01:38:06Je main apne piyo to bhi na reh saktiyaan na
01:38:09Tha tu tha cheezy ki hai
01:38:21Main thon nahi honi gal
01:38:25Te thon gal laaya nahi jaana
01:38:29Tu wapas murke bekhi na
01:38:33Te thon jaaya nahi jaana
01:38:37Mera haal bekhke dhola hai, main sochi pehjega
01:38:41Chaake bhi ek dooje to kuch bhi chaaya nahi jaana
01:38:45Chaaya nahi jaana
01:38:48Chadh deda har koi saathiye
01:38:52Digh deda koi sanghi nahi
01:39:00Ja tu nahi maada sajna weh
01:39:04Saati hi kismat changi nahi
01:39:08Ja tu nahi maada sajna weh
01:39:12Saati hi kismat changi nahi
01:39:16Saati hi kismat changi nahi
01:39:22Saati hi kismat changi nahi
01:39:28Holi nahi chala sakta, mitti mitti karta
01:39:32Acha, ho ja hindi mitti chadh di te London hi raana si
01:39:47Tu ithe?
01:39:49Tu ithi ki karde?
01:39:53O mera vyaar akhta kar deane
01:39:55Unna toh kudi badi soni bekhli
01:39:57O main kya tum toh unnal vyaar karoone haan
01:39:59O baar kramon ke pata nahi pata lagna nahi lagna
01:40:02Kard dena hai aasi
01:40:04Ithe laena ke kare fada
01:40:07Tu besharam hai?
01:40:09Yes
01:40:11Nahi tu besharam nahi, tu maha besharam hai
01:40:15O chalo ek hi gaal na
01:40:17Tu das kard ithe laena ke kare fada ke ama
01:40:19O, menu nahi chahida tera card shard
01:40:21Chalo tere vyaate aun de koi lod nahi hai
01:40:23Hunle, o yaara dosta bina kaada vyaanda
01:40:25O apne pan saath sajano hon
01:40:27Piliyan hariyan lataan jag diyaan
01:40:29DJ te damak damak pehari hobe
01:40:31Pan saath munde de yaar munde nu khichke floor te leaune
01:40:34O toh gaana chalda hobe munda apne
01:40:37O swaadi bakhar
01:40:39O na na na na
01:40:41Kabliye tutna maardi
01:40:43O vyaate re aaya
01:40:45Kamda tere na, goli khaana lene
01:40:49Tere frustration puri jaaja
01:40:51Dekh inna sona sanakha munda
01:40:53Utton walehton aaya
01:40:54Vyaage koi hor le chaliya
01:40:56Dukhte hunde hiya na
01:40:58I don't care
01:40:59Tu jitthe marji utthe vya karwa
01:41:01O, you don't care, haan?
01:41:03Te phir waafs kuppa jaayi si?
01:41:05Apne karde nu milan aayi haan
01:41:07Badi citizen ho ke aayi haana
01:41:09Karde nu mila maame
01:41:11Oye, tere do meenida rent bhi na
01:41:13Utthe mai de ke hain flat da
01:41:15Shukar kar teri mai ijit bachali
01:41:17O, tu na takya rahe
01:41:19Mai jaan diya tenu vade ijit aale nu
01:41:21Tum te na umar bhi nahi vekhi bibi di
01:41:241902 da model chakki phirda si
01:41:26Te horde pata nahi kithe kithe
01:41:28Hon mera moon na khalwa
01:41:29Te gol karte badi ijit rakhandi
01:41:32Ho gaya?
01:41:33Hon na chup karke, kaan khol ke meri gal suni
01:41:36Vich na buli, mera flow tutiya na
01:41:41Changa padha, apna vyaaw na ke aasi
01:41:43Tu hi ke aasi na?
01:41:46Future secure, chill mill, chill mill
01:41:48Pata nahi ki kuch kya ke mera damaag karta
01:41:50Je apna vyaaw hoyenda na
01:41:52Te aasi di sehapa nahi si pehna
01:41:54Marde nahi aak chabiya main
01:41:56Vich na buli, mera turiya aak khaj mitti phazal nahi ho
01:41:59A tere karde to bakhriya suni
01:42:01Mere karde ane meri nahi suni
01:42:03Te baaki, a sade pehndane jade humde jande
01:42:05Mero taani mehna de shag na paake jaande si na
01:42:07Oda koi hesaabhi nahi
01:42:08O bathere aise case ho hai
01:42:10Tere arge na, sauraane paise levake baar paach jandiya
01:42:12Phir jaake maar dandiya, block
01:42:14Mere arge jaane itne salfas pehlenda
01:42:16Jaa naya che shaal maar dinda, jaa faha lalenda
01:42:18Shukra Vaheguru dao, main baach gaya
01:42:21Manu lagaya, tu bhi mere taskeem baagi
01:42:24Baar jadoon teri haqiqat bata lagi
01:42:27Taa main muda hai, saara kuch aati churaagi
01:42:30Nahi manni zameer meri
01:42:35Harjot
01:42:37Jeete naal banda daya chunda na
01:42:40Lakh loki kai jan fark nahi benda
01:42:43Fark nahi benda yaar
01:42:45Bahot fark benda yaar
01:42:47Mere jinna de kise nuhin hi pyaar
01:42:57Baaki teri mardi
01:42:59Chalaa
01:43:12Chalaa
01:43:16Chalaa

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