jiffy, jj, bonzo & box ALLSORTS
Transcript
00:00Right, dear. I'll take the plates. You get the cloth in the end.
00:04Well, I'm going to stay out in the rain, being right.
00:08Right as rain. You get it? Right as rain.
00:11Being right, right...
00:17Ah, that's looking good.
00:19That's it. Barks, what are you doing?
00:22Look at the state of this place. It'll take ages to get it cleared up.
00:26Well, we're not going to clear up. No, we're not. You are.
00:29Nobody is. This is just the beginnings.
00:32The beginnings? You're not making any sense.
00:34She never does. Oh, just shut up and listen, you two.
00:37Two. Where's Jiffy? Jiffy!
00:40Oh, Jiffy, you're dripping all over everywhere.
00:42Look, dry yourself on this towel. Thanks, JJ.
00:45Hey, not that one. That's my roof.
00:48You're still not making any sense.
00:50Oh, in which case, I'd better put it on me head.
00:53Oh, get off my roof. JJ, make him get off my roof.
00:56Jiffy, get off Box's roof. Right. Just humour her.
01:00See, look, here's your roof, Box. Safe as houses.
01:03Now, no-one's making any sense.
01:08When you're quite finished with your little jokes,
01:11play a happy retention.
01:13Attention!
01:15That's better.
01:17As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted,
01:20this mess is not a mess.
01:22It's the raw materials for a tunnel.
01:24A tunnel?
01:26Yeah, a tunnel.
01:28An underground passage, a thing to crawl into or out of,
01:32a cover, a snuggly hidey-hole.
01:34But what...
01:36We'll make it out of blankets and sheets and things.
01:38But where are you... We'll build it right here.
01:41But when? We can have it built in no time if we start now.
01:45But why?
01:47To keep me meal and not get wet.
01:50But Mark's inside already.
01:53A worm can travel underground in safety from all births.
01:57A train can travel underground in cities, so I've heard.
02:01A mole can travel underground, I've seen it and it's true.
02:05If they can all go underground, then why can't me and you?
02:11A hole in the ground, a crack in the wall,
02:13a split in the sideboard, who can tell?
02:16Could lead somewhere, all can go far,
02:19a tunnel adventure by boat or by car.
02:23By lift or by pony, by rope or by train,
02:27a tunnel adventure, then back home again.
02:33A miner works far underground, digging hard for coal.
02:37And potholers use ladders for descending their potholes.
02:41There's rapids, burrows, hoxes, lairs and badger sets, you see.
02:45If they can all go underground, then why can't you and me?
02:51A gap in the fence, a cleft in the floor,
02:53a chink in the pavement, who can tell?
02:55All could lead somewhere, all could go far,
02:59a tunnel adventure by boat or by car.
03:03By lift or by pony, by rope or by train,
03:07a tunnel adventure, then back home again.
03:13A tunnel adventure, then back home again.
03:19Yeah!
03:20Right, how about exploring our own tunnel, eh?
03:23Good idea, me first, anyone coming?
03:25Lead the way.
03:26Wait for me, I've got the torch.
03:28Right, I'll meet you in the middle.
03:30Yeah, in the middle somewhere.
03:32Hold on, where's the entrance?
03:34How do I get in?
03:35This is hopeless.
03:36You can tell I'm not a mole.
03:38Are you in the middle yet, boss?
03:39I'm nearly in the middle, but I'm still on the outside.
03:42I seem to have missed the entrance.
03:44Hold on, I'll go back.
03:45Oh, this isn't very safe.
03:46Oh, my goodness!
03:47Oh, disgusting!
03:48Oh, I think I'd better make myself scarce.
03:52Oh, who went in the tunnel?
03:54I'll give you just one guess.
03:56Wait till I get my hands on that box.
03:59Hey, hey, guys, never mind.
04:01Let's play ghosts instead.
04:03Ooh!
04:06Ooh!
04:11I'm going to go and scare...
04:13And the all-sorts gang surface again tomorrow at half-past three.
04:34All right, all right, all right.