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00:00When you're all driving carpool and banging your Pilates instructors to fill the empty
00:10voids in your life, we'll see who gets the last laugh.
00:24My mom grew up here.
00:25That old house on the hill.
00:27Wait, the ghost house?
00:28Is your mom Lydia Dietz?
00:30Unfortunately.
00:31She's a legend.
00:32The living.
00:33The dead.
00:34Can they co-exist?
00:35Now's my chance.
00:36Ghosts aren't real.
00:37Only gullible people believe that kind of crap.
00:38I can't believe I'm doing this.
00:39Beetlejuice!
00:40Beetlejuice!
00:41Beetlejuice!
00:42You need to help me save my daughter.
00:43And how do I know that you're dead?
00:44I don't know.
00:45I don't know.
00:46I don't know.
00:47I don't know.
00:48I don't know.
00:49I don't know.
00:50I don't know.
00:51I don't know.
00:52I don't know.
00:53I don't know.
00:54I don't know.
00:55I don't know.
00:56I don't know.
00:57How do I know that you're going to keep your word?
00:59I swear on my dead mother's soul.
01:01Yikes.
01:07Bob, you and the boys stand guard.
01:09Nobody gets through.
01:11Let's go, honey.
01:17Recognize this person?
01:18I've never seen that chick before in my life.
01:20Or after life.
01:21Are you doing this?
01:22Beetlejuice!
01:23Beetlejuice!
01:24Beetlejuice!
01:25I'm needed upstairs.
01:26Bob, go down the floor.
01:27Spill your guts.
01:28Who wants to go first?
01:29All right, I will.
01:30See?
01:31I'm willing to do the work.
01:32The afterlife is so random.
01:33You're that thing from my dream.
01:34Really, Morton?
01:35Yeah.
01:36I'm Morton.
01:37I'm Morton.
01:38I'm Morton.
01:39I'm Morton.
01:40I'm Morton.
01:41I'm Morton.
01:42I'm Morton.
01:43I'm Morton.
01:44I'm Morton.
01:45I'm Morton.
01:46I'm Morton.
01:47I'm Morton.
01:48I'm Morton.
01:49I'm Morton.
01:50I'm Morton.
01:51I'm Morton.
01:52I'm Morton.
01:53Really, Morton?
01:54Nightmare material.
01:55Confronting the unknown.
01:56Conquering your fears.
01:57There's nothing harder.
01:58There are no friends.
01:59Friends!
02:00Peter Jones!
02:01What the f...
02:02Thank you all for coming to this special occasion, but right now, we'd like a little
02:14privacy.
02:15You're free!