1996 Santa With Muscles FULL HOT MOVIE Mila Kunis Hulk Hogan
An entrepreneur on the run from the cops after a paintball fight falls on his head and wakes up thinking he's Santa. A mall elf knowing he's rich leads him along to believe hes Santa in the hopes of robbing him. At the mall he learns of an orphanage in danger of foreclosure and decides to help.
Transcript
00:00:00Dear Santa, how are you?
00:00:07I'm not doing so well.
00:00:10There is this really, really bad man named Ebner Frost who lives up on the hill.
00:00:16He's got these weird people working for him.
00:00:19And I think they're going to do something really bad this Christmas.
00:00:23Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho!
00:00:35I don't want anything from me this Christmas, Santa.
00:00:38But things have been kind of hard for my friends and the people in my town.
00:00:43Mr. Frost and his men have been real bullies to everyone in Lakeville.
00:00:48That's where I live.
00:00:50We used to be a happy town.
00:00:52But now people are moving away because Mr. Frost has been so mean to them.
00:00:57And now he's trying to take our orphanage away from us and nobody can stop him.
00:01:03It might not be much, but it's the only home we know.
00:01:07I know you're really busy this time of year,
00:01:10but I just thought that since you're going to be in the neighborhood anyway,
00:01:14maybe you could stop by a little early this year and help us.
00:01:17If Rudolph or your other reindeer aren't ready,
00:01:20you could take a car or a bike or...
00:01:23Hey, you! Come back here! Come back here!
00:01:26Stop the Christmas tree!
00:01:28Hey, come back here!
00:01:30I'm afraid that with the way things are going,
00:01:33this might be the last Christmas I spend with my friends.
00:01:36I know it's only a few days until Christmas, but please hurry.
00:01:41Yours truly, Elizabeth Bentley Walsh.
00:01:47P.S. I hope you're really out there, Santa.
00:02:17Huh?
00:02:25Never stop to smell the roses!
00:02:29Oh!
00:02:44Aaaaaah!
00:02:51Aaaaaah!
00:02:59Aaaaaah!
00:03:10Aaaaaah!
00:03:13Aaaaaah!
00:03:24Brianna?
00:03:37Aaaaaah!
00:03:43Aaaaaah!
00:03:49Time?
00:03:51Four minutes, 23 seconds.
00:03:54Rope?
00:03:57How'd I do?
00:03:59Tremendous!
00:04:02Weasels, if you guys are bucking for a Christmas bonus, forget it.
00:04:084.23? You call that exercise?
00:04:12Better cut down on my cholesterol, Pierre.
00:04:14Yes, sir.
00:04:20Make a note, Chas.
00:04:22My picture on the can isn't big enough.
00:04:25And have them make me more tan.
00:04:31Yes?
00:04:33Of course, straight away. Your guests have arrived, sir.
00:04:36Figures.
00:04:38Business always calls when you're having fun.
00:04:41Hmm. That should be another one of Blake's rules.
00:04:44Make a note, Chas.
00:04:46Make it rule number...
00:04:48What number are we up to now?
00:04:50385.
00:04:52Right. Make it 386.
00:04:54Never mix business with pleasure.
00:04:57Ooh, I'm hot today.
00:04:59Better write that one down, Chas.
00:05:01Rules are important, guys.
00:05:03What would we have without Blake's rules, anyway?
00:05:06Fun.
00:05:08Chaos, Mr. Thorne.
00:05:10We would have chaos.
00:05:12Pierre, rule number 105.
00:05:14Yes, sir. Never give an inch, especially when you can take one.
00:05:17Franco 91.
00:05:19Never lend a hand. You might need it later.
00:05:23Which reminds me, sir.
00:05:25One of those non-profit organizations...
00:05:29They're all inquiring about a Christmas fundraiser
00:05:32they want to hold here at the mansion.
00:05:34After all, it is Christmas.
00:05:36Haven't you learned anything?
00:05:38If you give them a taste, they want more.
00:05:40If you want to do them a favor,
00:05:42send them some of those carbohydrate bars
00:05:44that aren't selling anyway.
00:05:46And Chas, don't forget to write it off safe.
00:05:49Good man, Chas.
00:05:51Okay, guys, let's go kick some paintball butt.
00:06:00Let's roll!
00:06:02Let's do it!
00:06:04All right!
00:06:18I'm gonna get him!
00:06:20Watch out!
00:06:30They're gonna be his...
00:06:34Of course, before the time limit runs out,
00:06:37we just still have to get the other team's flag.
00:06:40That about covers it.
00:06:42Ready?
00:06:44Never trust the enemy, Captain.
00:06:46Hey, that's not fair!
00:06:48Get him!
00:06:50Two whips and two clicks.
00:06:59Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
00:07:05Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
00:07:07I can't wait to be super 90.
00:07:10Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
00:07:16Gotcha!
00:07:29Hey, Hera, I mean dispatch.
00:07:31We got men with guns out here on 43.
00:07:33It must be militia or terrorists.
00:07:35Send everything you got. I'm rolling!
00:07:37Come on, baby!
00:07:55Hey, why don't you just pull over?
00:07:57Rule number 20. Never surrender.
00:08:00Besides, this is fun.
00:08:02Give me your paint gun.
00:08:07Sorry.
00:08:09Idiot.
00:08:13Watch it! Watch it!
00:08:28Whoa!
00:08:34We'll lose them in Lakeville.
00:08:36There's a million places to hide.
00:08:38I grew up there.
00:08:41They're coming!
00:08:54I don't know any more.
00:08:56No, Dad, we need the lights.
00:08:58Look at that!
00:09:05I saw...
00:09:07I'm gonna take a look at the cat.
00:09:10Thank you.
00:09:11How about the dog?
00:09:13How about the cat?
00:09:15The cat.
00:09:16Now, Sam Jack...
00:09:22Do you have any news on Mr. Claus?
00:09:25No, but I got a midget in a clown suit.
00:09:27Great.
00:09:38Aah!
00:09:50Rule number 21.
00:09:52When in doubt, get out.
00:09:54Later.
00:10:07Santa! Santa! Santa!
00:10:19How's it looking out there, huh? Pretty bad?
00:10:21Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. No. No problem.
00:10:24It's no problem. I just ran into a streak of bad luck, that's all.
00:10:28I'll have the money for you today. I promise.
00:10:31Listen up. I've got 50 bucks for the first elf that brings me Santa Claus.
00:10:40It appears my luck may have just changed.
00:10:48Receive payment from Lenny today or cause mass hemorrhaging.
00:10:54Hi, I'm Dr. Blight, Mr. Frost's personal physician.
00:10:58Mr. Frost will be with you in just a moment.
00:11:00Comfortable?
00:11:02Get me out of here! Get me down!
00:11:10Anything I can get you? Coffee? Tea? Aspirin?
00:11:16Good. Enjoy.
00:11:19Hey, where are you going? Let me down!
00:11:21Let me down!
00:11:26Mr. Rapini, I'm Ebner Frost. I'm so glad you could make it.
00:11:30I do hope we can reach an agreement on the sale of your shoe store.
00:11:34I'm not selling my shoe store!
00:11:37Here you go! Come on! Get me out of here!
00:11:40Where are you going? No! Don't leave me!
00:11:45Good job.
00:11:46How unfortunate.
00:11:48Well, since you're going to be hanging around a while, let me introduce you to my staff of scientists.
00:11:55Don't be disturbed by the fact that they've been kicked out of some of the finest universities in the world.
00:12:01They've always just been a little ahead of their time. And the law.
00:12:07Allow me to introduce you to the world-renowned geologist, Mr. Flint.
00:12:18Me?
00:12:23You are going to make such an interesting fossil.
00:12:29Canadian chemist, Mr. Vile.
00:12:37Some find the scent of methane gas offensive.
00:12:41I like to think of it as nature's perfume.
00:12:44The electrifyingly beautiful, Ms. Watt.
00:13:05Ah, spring.
00:13:08I'll give you all a chance to get acquainted.
00:13:11I'll give you all a chance to get acquainted.
00:13:42Did we look that way?
00:13:44I don't know. I can't believe it.
00:13:46Come on, let's try over here.
00:14:03Oh, excuse me, Santa.
00:14:05You haven't seen some crazy guy in army fatigues come through here, have you?
00:14:09Well, no, officer. Nothing like that.
00:14:11Well, uh, keep your eyes peeled.
00:14:14And, uh, Merry Christmas.
00:14:16Ho, ho, ho!
00:14:20Now, we know this Joker is around here somewhere.
00:14:22Idiots.
00:14:23So how do we find this guy?
00:14:24Now, we gotta just throw a cover over this thing and smoke him out.
00:14:27Santa, I thought I missed you!
00:14:29Yeah, if you hurry, you still can.
00:14:32Do you have a minute?
00:14:33Fax me, you little brat.
00:14:40That's weird.
00:14:43Th-th-that's him!
00:14:44Freeze!
00:14:45Let's get him!
00:14:55All right, where'd he go?
00:14:56Up the chimney?
00:15:00I think he's up in the air conditioning ducts.
00:15:01The ducts? Did you see the size of that guy?
00:15:03I think he went underneath the floors.
00:15:05The floor?
00:15:06This is a cement floor!
00:15:09Oh, and your idea was better.
00:15:19Let's see if we lost Santa.
00:15:23I'm not gonna let this guy get away with Santa fraud.
00:15:26Come on!
00:15:32Morons.
00:15:34Ho, ho!
00:15:36No!
00:15:39No!
00:15:43Another drunk mall Santa.
00:15:47Well, you'll do.
00:15:51You're a big one, aren't you?
00:16:03Merry Christmas!
00:16:04Merry, merry Christmas, average!
00:16:08And Mr. Frost won't pulverize me.
00:16:10And a snappy dresser, too.
00:16:12Why?
00:16:13Don't mind if I do.
00:16:15Oh, answer to my prayers.
00:16:16Thank you.
00:16:17Thank you, Mr., uh...
00:16:21Blake Thorne?
00:16:22Richest man in dead states?
00:16:25Blake Thorne?
00:16:30I'm rich!
00:16:31I'm richer than rich!
00:16:32I'm too rich!
00:16:33Visa, MasterCard, American Express.
00:16:38Merry Christmas to all!
00:16:39And to all!
00:16:41Yeah, mate!
00:16:53Who are you?
00:16:55Lenny.
00:16:56How you doing?
00:16:58I work here.
00:16:59Doing the old thing, you know.
00:17:03You, you okay?
00:17:05I think so.
00:17:09I was going to, uh...
00:17:12To the North Pole.
00:17:13Am I right?
00:17:14You know, the kids are waiting for you.
00:17:15I'll take you there.
00:17:16We'd better hurry, otherwise you're gonna be really late, Mr., uh...
00:17:18Mr., uh...
00:17:19You know, I, uh...
00:17:21Didn't catch your name.
00:17:22You okay?
00:17:29I really don't remember.
00:17:30It's on the tip of my tongue.
00:17:32Uh...
00:17:33Santa!
00:17:35What?
00:17:36Your Santa Claus!
00:17:37Santa!
00:17:38No.
00:17:39Yes!
00:17:40No!
00:17:41Yes!
00:17:42No!
00:17:43Yes!
00:17:44Hello!
00:17:45Look at you!
00:17:46Come here!
00:17:47Come here!
00:17:48Look, who else would you be, huh?
00:17:49You got a little hat, you got the beard, you got the gloves.
00:17:50Hey, see, it's Christmas time.
00:17:51Come here to, uh, spread a little of that holiday cheer.
00:17:53Come on, man.
00:17:54I...
00:17:55I mean, sir.
00:17:56We have a lot of work to do.
00:17:58Santa?
00:17:59Are you sure?
00:18:00Hey, who's the one who got hit on the head, huh?
00:18:02Oh!
00:18:03Ooh!
00:18:04Ah, sorry about that, chief.
00:18:05Let's go.
00:18:06There's plenty on the way.
00:18:07Work with me.
00:18:08Here we go.
00:18:09Nice and easy.
00:18:10Oh!
00:18:11It's gonna hurt.
00:18:12Oh, oh, oh!
00:18:13Ah!
00:18:14All right, I gotcha.
00:18:15There's a key.
00:18:16Santa!
00:18:17Santa!
00:18:18Santa!
00:18:19Santa!
00:18:20Santa!
00:18:21Santa!
00:18:22Santa!
00:18:23Santa!
00:18:24Santa!
00:18:25Santa!
00:18:26Santa!
00:18:27Santa!
00:18:28Santa!
00:18:29Santa!
00:18:30Santa!
00:18:31Santa!
00:18:32Santa!
00:18:33Santa!
00:18:34Santa!
00:18:35Hey, hey, hey.
00:18:36It's showtime.
00:18:37Watch your head.
00:18:38Low ceiling coming up.
00:18:39They love you.
00:18:40Well, it's about time.
00:18:41Oh, take Santa to his throne.
00:18:42You're right.
00:18:43Come on, Santa!
00:18:44Yeah!
00:18:45Yeah!
00:18:46Santa's here!
00:18:47Wow!
00:18:48That was heaven.
00:18:56That was heaven.
00:19:04Who are you?
00:19:11Hey, you knew that.
00:19:17You've been good this year?
00:19:20Yeah, sort of.
00:19:22Yeah, sort of.
00:19:46And, uh, what's your name, little girl?
00:19:48Susan, and I want a magic Mary Katniss, with a swing, bull cards, and a horse stibble.
00:19:53And a new makeup artist, and a seedy walkman, because my best friend Kathy has one.
00:19:57And a new Barbie doll, and...
00:20:00Smile.
00:20:06Smile.
00:20:10You look beautiful today, little girl.
00:20:12What can Santa get you for Christmas?
00:20:14Um, um, you know, one of those.
00:20:17Oh, golf ball.
00:20:19No.
00:20:21Uh, pocket knife.
00:20:23No.
00:20:25Uh, electric razor.
00:20:27No.
00:20:30Smile.
00:20:33Look who's late!
00:20:35I'll jump first!
00:20:36No, you won't!
00:20:37Never!
00:20:38Let me!
00:20:43Good girl.
00:20:44Got the money.
00:20:45Go. Bye.
00:20:47Welcome, Mr. Thorne, to the United Banking System's Print Secure Teller.
00:20:51Place your thumb on the scanner for fingerprint identification.
00:20:54Don't!
00:20:55I'm sorry.
00:20:56No, no.
00:20:57I made progress.
00:20:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:01How you doing?
00:21:02No problem.
00:21:10Would you hurry up?
00:21:11My mom could have done this.
00:21:12Keep your hand on your cheese.
00:21:13This thing's heavy.
00:21:15Hello.
00:21:16Afternoon, ladies.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:19Make a move, you two.
00:21:20Hurry up, now.
00:21:21Pick up as much as you can.
00:21:26What are you doing?
00:21:28Uh, we're Santa's little helpers,
00:21:29and we're gonna take this money to the orphanage for him.
00:21:31Beat it, kid.
00:21:32You are not.
00:21:34We are, too.
00:21:35Get lost before we tell Santa you're a bad little girl.
00:21:39Santa!
00:21:43You be good.
00:21:44Santa will be right back.
00:21:45Okay.
00:21:53Someone's been very naughty.
00:22:00What are you gonna do about it, Santa?
00:22:03Give me a lump of coal?
00:22:08Watch out!
00:22:09Santa, watch out!
00:22:10How about two lumps?
00:22:20Look, Santa's beating some guy up.
00:22:29Help!
00:22:39Watch out! He's got a candy cane!
00:22:42I'll get him!
00:22:59You see, kids?
00:23:00It pays to be nice.
00:23:02Anybody wanna help Santa clean up?
00:23:05Very, very nice.
00:23:08And he can be very helpful.
00:23:13Hey, hey, hey!
00:23:14Good work, boss!
00:23:15I know you had it in you.
00:23:16You know, I was gonna help you, but I, uh...
00:23:18You know.
00:23:19Anyway, hey, if you could just come over here for just a minute,
00:23:22there's something I'd like to show you.
00:23:26Mission.
00:23:27They need help, buddy.
00:23:28We should go.
00:23:30We should go.
00:23:31They need help, buddy.
00:23:32We should go.
00:23:34Yeah, yeah.
00:23:35We should go there someday.
00:23:37But first...
00:23:39We should go there.
00:23:41We should go right now.
00:23:44Excuse me. Pardon me.
00:23:53Come on, Santa.
00:23:54Go home!
00:23:56Don't you have parents?
00:24:02No.
00:24:06You know, you're absolutely right.
00:24:08The mission could be kind of like your local office.
00:24:11Let's get out of here.
00:24:15If I'm Santa, where's my sleigh?
00:24:17Look, sir, we're getting new brakes, and Rudolph's got this stomach thing.
00:24:21I got something better.
00:24:27Let's ride!
00:24:32Thank you.
00:24:33Oh, thank you.
00:24:38Here's the file on the Rapini sale, sir.
00:24:43Did you get these disinfected?
00:24:46Do you have any idea how many germs can fester on a piece of paper?
00:24:51I have a feeling this Rapini fellow is not going to sell.
00:24:55I'll sell!
00:24:56I'll sell!
00:24:58I'll sell!
00:24:59I'll sell!
00:25:01I'll sell!
00:25:02I knew we could work things out in an amicable manner.
00:25:06Oh, and remember to be out by Christmas.
00:25:08Thank you.
00:25:10Yes.
00:25:11Blight?
00:25:16Now our plans are almost complete.
00:25:18I still have one last headache.
00:25:20The orphanage.
00:25:21Round up the troops and see if we can convince our little friends to adopt a new attitude.
00:25:27Adopt.
00:25:28That's a good one, sir.
00:25:32I'll just get the spray.
00:25:43You sure the scooters won't make it to the orphanage?
00:25:46Got it.
00:26:00Got his note.
00:26:01Never an empty drive.
00:26:15I'll get it.
00:26:38Good afternoon, Leslie.
00:26:40What do you want?
00:26:42Oh, we just dropped by to see how your relocation plans are going.
00:26:48Any way we can be of help?
00:26:50You're so full of it.
00:26:52Just leave us alone.
00:26:54Why don't you just disappear forever?
00:26:56We'll be around if you need us.
00:26:59Please, don't hesitate to call me.
00:27:05In your dreams.
00:27:07Come inside, children.
00:27:08Wow.
00:27:12What are you staring at? Get back to work.
00:27:33Get the heck out of here!
00:27:42Where do you get off?
00:27:46Careful, Clayton.
00:27:47You better stop now. You're going after me.
00:28:02Quiet, Claymovie.
00:28:12Merry Christmas, Santa!
00:28:20Let's go.
00:28:27That was easy.
00:28:28That was awesome.
00:28:29How'd you do that?
00:28:31I don't know.
00:28:32I don't know.
00:28:33I don't know.
00:28:34I don't know.
00:28:35I don't know.
00:28:36I don't know.
00:28:37I don't know.
00:28:38I don't know.
00:28:39I don't know.
00:28:41I don't know.
00:28:44See, I told you Santa would answer my letter.
00:28:47Looks like we owe you a debt, Mr...
00:28:52I guess you can call me Santa.
00:28:55The least we can do is offer you dinner.
00:28:57Do you have time?
00:28:59Sure.
00:29:00They can't start Christmas without me.
00:29:03Can they?
00:29:06Santa, you saved my life, man.
00:29:08I was a goner, man.
00:29:18Santa, sit next to me.
00:29:22Here.
00:29:23I bet you had a long trip.
00:29:26Thank you.
00:29:28Elizabeth, I wrote you the letter.
00:29:31I guess you get a lot of letters.
00:29:34I think so.
00:29:36Wait, right there.
00:29:37I'll be right back.
00:29:41You have to cut Elizabeth some slack.
00:29:43She still believes in that stuff.
00:29:45She also believes in the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny.
00:29:48My name is Sarah.
00:29:50And that's Taylor.
00:29:52Hey, kid, how's it going?
00:29:53Lenny's my name.
00:29:58Hello, Santa.
00:29:59I'm Leslie Morgan.
00:30:00I run this place.
00:30:01Or at least I try to, anyway.
00:30:03Thank you for what you did.
00:30:05That was a very stupid thing you did out there, Santa.
00:30:08But I'm glad you did.
00:30:10Hey, if I'd have been 20 years younger, I'd have done the same myself.
00:30:15Hey, look here.
00:30:16Leslie, she may run this place, but I'm the one who keeps it in one piece.
00:30:20Clayton is the name.
00:30:22Well, thanks, everybody.
00:30:23I'm really glad to be here.
00:30:25I'm really not sure why.
00:30:28But I saw the sign at the mall, and for some reason,
00:30:32I thought I might be needed here.
00:30:35Yeah.
00:30:38Who were those guys, anyway?
00:30:40The scientists?
00:30:41Oh, they worked for Mr. Frost.
00:30:43He's been clearing out the whole neighborhood, and no one knows why.
00:30:46Now he wants the orphanage.
00:30:48And he'll get it, too.
00:30:49Shut up. He will not.
00:30:52Sounds like a very naughty boy.
00:30:56Oh, thank you.
00:31:02What's the matter, Santa?
00:31:03Don't you like chocolate chip?
00:31:05I don't think so.
00:31:07I mean, are these good for you, with all the fat?
00:31:09Santa, don't you remember?
00:31:10You love cookies.
00:31:13Oh, yeah.
00:31:15Mrs. Claus has to hide them from him, otherwise he blows up like a blimp.
00:31:21Here, have some milk.
00:31:23Is this low-fat?
00:31:25Okay, everybody, let's set the table and watch.
00:31:29It's jerk chicken night.
00:31:31Okay, everybody, let's march.
00:31:33Let's march.
00:31:36And the guy says,
00:31:38I want a Santa Claus.
00:31:40And this guy's got a nose the size of a donut.
00:31:43You know what I'm saying?
00:31:45Hey, I'm talking jelly-filled here.
00:31:48Santa decides to give them both an aerial tour of the North Pole.
00:31:58Hey, Santa, do you have a place to stay tonight?
00:32:02Leslie, can we keep him, please?
00:32:05Elizabeth, he's not a dog.
00:32:07Well, what about me?
00:32:09All right, all right.
00:32:11But they're not going to be able to stay for long, Elizabeth.
00:32:13Christmas is only three days away, and Santa's going to be very busy.
00:32:17Yay! Thank you, Leslie!
00:32:20Yeah, well, we're pretty much closed down anyway.
00:32:23See, we found homes for all of the kids that we could.
00:32:26We're the leftovers.
00:32:36Santa, you take any one of those empty rooms, okay?
00:32:39I think it's time that I put the kids to bed.
00:32:42Good night.
00:32:44Good night. Thanks for dinner.
00:32:49See you later.
00:32:53Good night, Santa.
00:32:56Come on, Elizabeth.
00:32:59Good night.
00:33:05Santa.
00:33:07Santa.
00:33:09Yellow.
00:33:11Santa.
00:33:13Big red.
00:33:15Shall we?
00:33:27Nice jammies.
00:33:29I'm sorry about the pajamas, Santa, but that's all we had.
00:33:34They're going to patch up your Santa outfit,
00:33:36and they're going to have them both ready by tomorrow.
00:33:39Good night. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
00:33:41You look great.
00:33:44You look like a leftover from last year's Christmas break.
00:33:48Yeah, look at you.
00:33:50You look ridiculous.
00:33:52At least mine doesn't have a tail.
00:33:54Am I a sheep? Am I a bear?
00:33:57Am I a sheep? Am I a bunny?
00:33:59Which one of these two things?
00:34:06Don't worry. You're Santa.
00:34:09Now give it a rest, will you? Thank you.
00:34:14Nighty-night.
00:34:20Good night, Santa.
00:34:27Oh, my goodness.
00:34:29Just the way I like it.
00:34:31You know...
00:34:33Good morning, Santa.
00:34:35I saved you a seat over...
00:34:42Santa!
00:34:44You forgot your, uh...
00:34:46Uh... Uh...
00:34:48You know, this is a very funny story.
00:34:53Santa.
00:34:54Santa.
00:34:56Uh, Mrs. Claus says it tickles,
00:34:59so I just wear it for deliveries.
00:35:03There it is.
00:35:06Oh, hey, Santa, look.
00:35:08You made the front page.
00:35:13Yeah, you're quite a hero, Santa.
00:35:17You know, Santa,
00:35:19I can't help thinking I know you from somewhere.
00:35:22I mean, of the mall.
00:35:25Yeah.
00:35:36Delicious this way.
00:35:40Oh, you'll have to try it.
00:35:42That's the end of it.
00:35:44Sorry. Try the crunch berries.
00:35:46They're even better.
00:35:48Fantastic.
00:35:50Guess I'll just recycle this.
00:35:55Recycling, kids,
00:35:57it's just the right thing to do.
00:36:00He's right.
00:36:08Welcome, Lenny,
00:36:10to the United Banking System's
00:36:12Prince Secure Teller.
00:36:14For a hundred gazillion dollars,
00:36:16please place your stolen fund print
00:36:18on the scanner.
00:36:24Thank you.
00:36:42Thank you for doing business with us
00:36:44and have a nice life in South America.
00:36:49Let me give you a hand.
00:36:51I always try and help people out
00:36:53as much as I can.
00:36:55Well, thank you.
00:36:57Hey, I'll wash, you dry.
00:37:00So, what are you going to do now?
00:37:03Well, what do you think Santa would do?
00:37:06Well, I think Santa would do nice things,
00:37:08like helping people,
00:37:10spreading Christmas spirit,
00:37:12you know, following all the Santa rules.
00:37:14Santa rules?
00:37:16Of course, you know.
00:37:18Oh, I know.
00:37:20I get it. It's a test.
00:37:22Okay, it's like this.
00:37:24There are things you always do
00:37:26and things you never do.
00:37:28But it's just that some people
00:37:30only follow those rules around Christmas time.
00:37:32You always help someone less fortunate than you,
00:37:34you never turn your back on someone in need,
00:37:36when in doubt, help out,
00:37:38and act the way you do at Christmas
00:37:40all year round.
00:37:44Santa rules. I like that.
00:37:50Bye, Santa.
00:37:52I fixed a few sinister clogs.
00:37:54It's pretty ripped up.
00:37:56I even made a few improvements.
00:37:58Improvements?
00:38:00Yeah. I gave it a more continental look.
00:38:03Wow.
00:38:05I shortened the sleeves to freedom of movement.
00:38:07I gave it a V-neck and
00:38:09a totie belt for Super Santa.
00:38:11Wow.
00:38:13Do you like that?
00:38:15This is great, Sarah.
00:38:17Where did you learn to do this?
00:38:18I learned it when I was six.
00:38:20Oh, cool duds.
00:38:22Wait a minute.
00:38:24Where are my dredge?
00:38:26Keep your pants on, Keats.
00:38:28I'm getting there.
00:38:30Excuse me.
00:38:32Psst.
00:38:34No problem.
00:38:36I'll get it.
00:38:41Good morning.
00:38:43I'm Helen Shue with News 8.
00:38:45We heard that the Santa with muscles lives here
00:38:46and we want to do a big feature on him.
00:38:48Is he available?
00:38:50We'll meet you in the courtyard
00:38:52in just a moment.
00:38:54By the way, how much do we get paid for this?
00:38:56Good morning, Lakeville.
00:38:58We've all heard the song
00:39:00Santa Claus is Coming to Town.
00:39:02Well, Santa isn't coming.
00:39:04He's already here
00:39:06at the Lakeville Church of the Light orphanage.
00:39:08This Santa with muscles
00:39:10not only foiled a robbery
00:39:12at the Lakeville Mall yesterday
00:39:14but he also thwarted vandals
00:39:16who robbed the church.
00:39:18Welcome to Lakeville, Santa.
00:39:20So, tell us, how did you get here?
00:39:27Well...
00:39:30Rooster.
00:39:34Sleigh?
00:39:39Reindeer.
00:39:41The reindeer brought me here.
00:39:43Of course.
00:39:44You look healthier than you did last year.
00:39:46Tell us, what's your secret?
00:39:52I love
00:39:54to eat a lot of reindeer meat.
00:39:58Just kidding, Helen.
00:40:00I just try to laugh a lot every day.
00:40:05There's a new Santa in town
00:40:07and I know if you've been naughty or nice.
00:40:09So be nice.
00:40:14I appreciate you very much
00:40:16but we've got to schedule the keeping.
00:40:18You know how busy we are.
00:40:20Back to you, Helen.
00:40:22I'm Helen, reporting from Lakeville Orphanage.
00:40:24Now back to you in the studio.
00:40:26Yes.
00:40:28Thank you, Santa
00:40:30for putting the orphanage on the map.
00:40:33Let me ask you something, Dr. Blight.
00:40:35Does he remind you of anyone?
00:40:37Something about him seems familiar.
00:40:39Of course.
00:40:41I saw him last year at this time
00:40:42and I know that.
00:40:44You know what I'm talking about.
00:40:46I just can't put my finger on it yet.
00:40:48But I will.
00:40:52Yes!
00:40:57Welcome, Mr. Thorne,
00:40:59to the United Banking System's
00:41:01Print Secure Teller.
00:41:03Place your thumb on the scanner
00:41:05for fingerprint identification.
00:41:07You betcha.
00:41:09Leonard, you are a genius.
00:41:12I'm sorry.
00:41:14That is your right thumb.
00:41:16Please place your left thumb
00:41:18on the scanner.
00:41:23Hey, will you give me a sec?
00:41:25How you doing?
00:41:27Mr. Frost requests your presence.
00:41:29No problemo.
00:41:31I'll just...
00:41:33Now.
00:41:35Now's good.
00:41:37Into the van, elf boy.
00:41:43What do you think you're doing?
00:41:45Mr. Frost!
00:41:47Pleasure to see you, sir.
00:41:49I was just working on repaying that loan.
00:41:51You're making trouble for me, you little worm.
00:41:53The last thing I need is anyone
00:41:55drumming up support for that orphanage.
00:41:57I want that saddler with muscles out of there.
00:41:59Am I coming in clearly?
00:42:01Yes, sir.
00:42:03I'm coming in.
00:42:05I'm coming in.
00:42:07I'm coming in.
00:42:09I'm coming in.
00:42:10I'm coming in.
00:42:12I'm coming in.
00:42:14We have a very good connection, sir.
00:42:16I understand every word...
00:42:18No! No!
00:42:20Don't hurt one of us in the North Pole.
00:42:22I just want him gone.
00:42:24Dump him.
00:42:26Well, Mr. C?
00:42:28Time for us to push on.
00:42:30What about your scooter?
00:42:32Oh, it's better now, isn't it?
00:42:34The darndest thing.
00:42:36Besides, we can't have you
00:42:38spending all your Christmas cheer in one place.
00:42:40I'm not leaving.
00:42:42What?
00:42:43They still need me here.
00:42:48I'm dead.
00:43:11I remember that song.
00:43:15I know it's not the kind of song I'm supposed to sing here,
00:43:18but I think my mom sang it to me.
00:43:20If I sing it just right,
00:43:22I might be able to wake up the fairies in the window.
00:43:25Fairies?
00:43:27Leslie says the church has magic windows.
00:43:30People used to come from all over to see them work.
00:43:35Nobody comes anymore, though.
00:43:38I used to think that when they lit up,
00:43:41it meant my mom was a snake.
00:43:44Does Santa have a mommy and daddy?
00:43:48I must, but...
00:43:50I don't remember.
00:43:53I don't remember my parents either.
00:43:57Itchy?
00:43:59Why not take it off?
00:44:01You don't mind?
00:44:03Even if you don't have a beard,
00:44:05you'd still be Santa, right?
00:44:12Let's try that song again.
00:44:14Do you know it?
00:44:16Start me off.
00:44:18I'll always remember the time I spent with you
00:44:22November, December, April, May, and June
00:44:27You were my angel, baby
00:44:30You're so fine, angel, baby
00:44:35Mine for all time, all time
00:44:54Ah, look!
00:44:56Oh, oh!
00:44:59Hey, Santa, could you give me a hand here?
00:45:03Oh, very funny.
00:45:05I gotcha.
00:45:07Come on, bud.
00:45:09We're not gonna stop, honey.
00:45:11I'm proud of you, son.
00:45:14You finally made something of yourself after all.
00:45:18Thank you.
00:45:23What happened?
00:45:24What was that?
00:45:25Where did it come from?
00:45:27It's our statuette.
00:45:31I can't believe it.
00:45:33Wait, who is it?
00:45:34Oh, I bet you this is...
00:45:36No!
00:45:37Come on, no!
00:45:38Please, don't.
00:45:40They're not after you.
00:45:41Never turn your back on someone in need.
00:45:43A friend of mine once told me that.
00:45:48Keep the knob and cookies for me.
00:46:02I thought it was Christmas, not Halloween.
00:46:05Why don't you go trick-or-treat somewhere else, Doctor?
00:46:08Certainly, Santa.
00:46:11After you.
00:46:13Shouldn't you be back in the North Pole around now?
00:46:17I strongly suggest that you return to your...
00:46:20next of kin.
00:46:22This is my family.
00:46:24Very well.
00:46:27Oh, what the heck, I'll wait.
00:46:30Patient, Santa Claus.
00:46:34Complaint?
00:46:37Blurry vision.
00:46:39Reflexes.
00:46:41Ow!
00:46:42Ow!
00:46:43Ow!
00:46:44Crap.
00:46:45That's a beautiful thing.
00:46:47Do you have the keys?
00:46:49Patient suffers from bad tummy aches.
00:46:53And splitting headaches.
00:47:02Take one of these in the morning.
00:47:06And you'll get plenty of better.
00:47:09Take it!
00:47:11Take it!
00:47:23Let it go! Let it go!
00:47:25Let it go! Let it go!
00:47:27You know, I was gonna help you, but the dog got stuck.
00:47:30Wow, the way you give him the lip!
00:47:32Come on, come on.
00:47:34Yeah, yeah, look at here.
00:47:36Well, maybe the man was right.
00:47:38Maybe it's time you, uh, did head back home.
00:47:41Yeah.
00:47:43Tomorrow's Christmas.
00:47:45Don't you have to go back to the North Pole?
00:47:47I'm not going anywhere.
00:47:49And I'm not gonna let anyone steal our Christmas.
00:47:54Hey.
00:47:55You guys, where's Taylor?
00:47:57Oh, yeah.
00:47:59Huh?
00:48:00Uh, yeah, Taylor?
00:48:01Taylor!
00:48:02Taylor, it's not funny!
00:48:03Taylor!
00:48:04Taylor!
00:48:05Taylor!
00:48:06Taylor!
00:48:07Taylor, it's not funny! We're not kidding!
00:48:11I think I know where he is.
00:48:14Hey.
00:48:32No, no, no.
00:48:33I'm counting on you.
00:48:35Take no for an answer.
00:48:38Oh.
00:48:50Well, Mr. C.
00:48:52How are we supposed to get over this?
00:48:54Flying on one of your reindeer?
00:48:56Hmm?
00:49:01Was that necessary?
00:49:02Okay, let's go.
00:49:03Sure, let's go.
00:49:08Oh, boy.
00:49:09I hope you appreciate the risk I'm taking here.
00:49:12Just remember, when Christmas Day rolls around,
00:49:14I expect a little something extra might...
00:49:28...control group can be used to compare...
00:49:31...and to quantify that data, you'll see...
00:49:34...but I found the formula for K.
00:49:38K.
00:49:40What are you trying to do, smother me?
00:49:42I have a very delicate metabolism, you know.
00:49:46Okay.
00:49:47You could leave the mansion in time.
00:49:49It would make things a lot easier.
00:49:54What about...
00:49:58It's hard, wouldn't I?
00:49:59Germs have been hovering around me my whole life.
00:50:01Do you think it's syphilis?
00:50:02No, no, no.
00:50:03I don't want to suffer.
00:50:08Ah!
00:50:12This is naughty.
00:50:15He's even worse.
00:50:18That doesn't make it right.
00:50:21I was only trying to be like you.
00:50:24Protecting all of us.
00:50:28I did what I had to in self-defense, Taylor.
00:50:31I'm only tough when I have to be.
00:50:34Is that a Santa rule?
00:50:38It's my rule.
00:50:40Come on.
00:50:42Look, something's going on.
00:50:44It's not my video. I'm going to be involved.
00:50:48We're here already, so let's at least check it out.
00:50:50Lenny, go with Taylor back to the bikes.
00:50:53I'll take a look.
00:50:54Aw, come on.
00:50:56That's the most sense I heard anybody make all night.
00:50:59Come on, kid.
00:51:00Did I ever tell you about the night Sean and I fought those two guys at the mall?
00:51:03Forget about it, my little freckle-faced friend.
00:51:06I can't...
00:51:07Stop!
00:51:09We'll then...
00:51:14You presume...
00:51:19Are you listening to me?
00:51:22Now that I own Olive Lake, I can begin excavation immediately.
00:51:28I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:51:31I want what is due me, and I want it now.
00:51:34Yes, but sir, aren't you forgetting one minor detail?
00:51:38I want that orphanage cleared before the last Christmas turkey is sliced.
00:51:43Do you understand me, doctor?
00:51:47Sir, your blood pressure.
00:51:57So what's under the orphanage?
00:51:58Uh, water and power lines.
00:52:01Telephone cables?
00:52:02Sure.
00:52:03Rats. Big, ugly rats.
00:52:06The clubhouse.
00:52:08Clubhouse?
00:52:09Oh, the old catacombs underneath the church.
00:52:11Yeah, the kids use it as a clubhouse.
00:52:13And there's a big vault door down there.
00:52:15Vault?
00:52:17Wow.
00:52:18Kids, we've got to find out what Frost wants.
00:52:21Clayton, what's in that vault down there?
00:52:23I don't know. I don't think it's been open in all the years I've been here.
00:52:26We know the combination.
00:52:28Well, some of it is.
00:52:30Some of it is.
00:52:31Cool.
00:52:36Oh, shut up.
00:52:44Be careful. Watch your step.
00:52:49Kids, don't get too far ahead.
00:53:00Be careful.
00:53:08Be careful.
00:53:09Be careful.
00:53:28So how far did you get with the combination?
00:53:31Three numbers.
00:53:32I'll show you.
00:53:36This one's eight.
00:53:37The second number is...
00:53:41Eight-twenty-four.
00:53:44And the third one is...
00:53:48Sixteen.
00:53:52That's as far as we've gotten.
00:53:54Eight-twenty-four-sixteen.
00:53:56Eight-twenty-four-sixteen.
00:53:57That's right.
00:54:05Oh, my gosh.
00:54:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:54:12Oh, my gosh.
00:54:13Watch your eyes.
00:54:23It's okay. I'll lead.
00:54:27Slow down.
00:54:33It's beautiful.
00:54:45Wow.
00:54:46Clayton.
00:54:48This has been underneath us the whole time.
00:54:51These are what must make the church windows glow.
00:54:54These are the fairies?
00:54:57Unbelievable.
00:55:06It's worn.
00:55:07Oh, put that down, honey.
00:55:08You don't know where it's been.
00:55:10Oh, no!
00:55:12Oh, no!
00:55:14Oh, no!
00:55:16Hey, guys.
00:55:17I know what these are.
00:55:18These are piezoelectric crystals.
00:55:20I read about them in my geology book.
00:55:22They're quartz crystals with natural electricity in them.
00:55:25Vibrations make them put out power.
00:55:27They must be worth millions.
00:55:29Electricity?
00:55:31Taylor, put that down.
00:55:33Okay.
00:55:36I told you so.
00:55:37Everybody out.
00:55:38And watch your feet.
00:55:40You don't want to step on one of those.
00:55:42Watch your feet.
00:55:43Come on.
00:55:49You coming?
00:55:52In a minute.
00:55:55I just want to figure out how to open the vault.
00:55:59Hey.
00:56:01You're Santa Claus.
00:56:03Come on, let's go.
00:56:05Then Dr. Blight was right.
00:56:07Why am I not at the North Pole, then?
00:56:09And how do all the kids in the world get their presents tomorrow?
00:56:13I don't think you want to ask too many questions.
00:56:15It only makes trouble.
00:56:18You're not buying the Santa thing, are you?
00:56:23All right.
00:56:24You want the truth?
00:56:27The truth it is.
00:56:33See this?
00:56:36You were wearing this when I found you.
00:56:38How'd you get blood on you?
00:56:40I don't know.
00:56:42I don't ask.
00:56:43You ask too many questions.
00:56:44Maybe you find out you're a wanted criminal or something.
00:56:52Look, I don't have all the answers.
00:56:55But those kids, they need Santa Claus right now.
00:57:01Just be Santa.
00:57:03We'll figure out the rest later, all right?
00:57:07Thanks.
00:57:08Hey, that's what I'm here for.
00:57:11Just give me a couple more minutes.
00:57:13They're all yours.
00:57:14Thanks.
00:57:22See you upstairs?
00:57:24Thank you.
00:57:26You got it.
00:57:36Yo, this is Lenny.
00:57:37Hello, Lenny.
00:57:40I'll pay you the money somehow, Mr. Frost, but please, I don't think it's right.
00:57:44I just can't.
00:57:46When I want your opinion, I'll have it surgically removed.
00:57:49Mr. Frost, they're keeping pretty close tabs on me.
00:57:52Then you'll have to be sneaky.
00:57:54You're very good at that.
00:57:55So listen to me, you pollutant.
00:57:58Okay.
00:58:03Hey!
00:58:04The lights are out!
00:58:11What is it? What happened?
00:58:13He's in there! He's conscious!
00:58:18I believe she's trying to say it's me.
00:58:21What are you looking at?
00:58:23Nothing.
00:58:26Think you're funny, don't you?
00:58:30You!
00:58:32Where did you...
00:58:33But I thought that...
00:58:36You guys okay?
00:58:37Yeah!
00:58:43Come on!
00:58:55You know, I have a Christmas wish, Santa.
00:58:58Get out of my life!
00:59:13Down.
00:59:19Ho, ho, ho.
00:59:29Afraid of heights, Santa?
00:59:31I can cure that.
00:59:43Ho, ho, ho.
00:59:54Santa, you slay me.
01:00:08Ho, ho, ho.
01:00:10Ho, ho, ho.
01:00:12Ho, ho, ho.
01:00:21Wow, look at that.
01:00:35The picture's still not big enough.
01:00:42Ho, ho, ho.
01:01:04Oh, man.
01:01:06What a dream.
01:01:13Santa Claus.
01:01:15What a bonehead.
01:01:27Happy Christmas, Mr. Thorne.
01:01:31Did we have a good sleep?
01:01:35What happened?
01:01:37I was hoping you could tell me, sir.
01:01:40A gentleman...
01:01:42Waste disposal engineer, in fact.
01:01:45He caught sight of you in his dumpster.
01:01:47And recognizing you from your products,
01:01:49he fetched you back here.
01:01:52Wearing that.
01:01:54I was...
01:01:56Santa Claus.
01:01:59Leslie!
01:02:00The kids!
01:02:05Operator.
01:02:06Connecting with the Lakeville Orphanage.
01:02:09Hello?
01:02:10Leslie!
01:02:11Uh, Santa.
01:02:13What do you want?
01:02:15Huh?
01:02:16What do you mean?
01:02:17Were you and the kids okay?
01:02:20Dr. Blight was there.
01:02:21And Elizabeth screamed.
01:02:23And I think I fell off the roof.
01:02:25I'm sorry I left you and the kids.
01:02:27You're so full of it.
01:02:29Just leave us alone.
01:02:30Why don't you just disappear forever?
01:02:42Take care of Santa, clown.
01:02:44Assemble the team.
01:02:46We're taking the orphanage.
01:02:48Now.
01:03:00And the question everyone is asking is,
01:03:02where's Santa?
01:03:03Lakeville's own Santa with muscles
01:03:05has not been spotted
01:03:06since he fell to purse snatching yesterday.
01:03:08It's been widely speculated that
01:03:09he's returned to the North Pole.
01:03:11Back to you in the studio,
01:03:12and Merry Christmas.
01:03:20I'm not surprised.
01:03:21There's no such thing as Santa.
01:03:39Hey, little one.
01:03:42Maybe he did go back to the North Pole.
01:03:46Hello, twinkle toes.
01:03:48I could use some help in the kitchen.
01:03:51It's okay.
01:03:52I don't think so.
01:03:53I could use some help in the kitchen.
01:04:14It's okay. I don't think so.
01:04:17Let me get it. It hurts.
01:04:24All right, I'm here.
01:04:36Wait till Santa hears about this.
01:04:38He'll kick your butt to New Year's.
01:04:43Yeah.
01:04:45The field is sterilized, sir.
01:04:54Merry Christmas to all.
01:04:56Gentlemen, bring the children.
01:05:15What do you want with us?
01:05:17With you? Nothing.
01:05:20I want what's in your vault.
01:05:22What's under this whole neighborhood.
01:05:24You just happen to be in the way.
01:05:26Then let us go.
01:05:28Who's going to do my mining?
01:05:33Why, you...
01:05:36There are children present.
01:05:39Children.
01:05:42Hello, children.
01:05:45I'd like you to do a favor for your Uncle Ebner.
01:05:48I'd like you to open that vault.
01:05:50We can't. We don't know anything.
01:05:53We're just kids.
01:05:55You help out your Uncle Ebner,
01:05:57and I'll give you some Christmas cookies,
01:05:59candy canes, and plum pudding.
01:06:02Plum pudding?
01:06:07I tried.
01:06:08Prepare them for mining!
01:06:10No!
01:06:11Lenny!
01:06:12Oh!
01:06:13By the way, Lenny, I want to thank you for letting us in.
01:06:16I'm sure it was quite a sacrifice for you.
01:06:18Lenny, I can't believe you!
01:06:20Take them away!
01:06:32You can't open it, can't you?
01:06:36Oh, yeah!
01:06:40Oh, yeah!
01:06:46Oh, yeah!
01:06:54Ice!
01:06:58Ice!
01:07:02Thanks, Pierre.
01:07:11Mon Dieu, I've never seen a boss like this.
01:07:14He loves to hit me.
01:07:24Yeah?
01:07:25Santa, it's Lenny.
01:07:27Lenny! How are you?
01:07:29I tried to call about...
01:07:30Forget it, big guy. There's no time.
01:07:32Mr. Frost is trying to take over the orphanage with his goon squad.
01:07:35He's got his pet scientist everywhere.
01:07:37He's trying to get in the vault, and when he does,
01:07:39he's going to use the kids to mine the crystals.
01:07:42I don't know how long it's going to be before...
01:07:48How's my favorite patient?
01:07:51Remind me to prescribe something for that pounding headache
01:07:55you must have after that nasty fall.
01:07:58Remind me to introduce you to my two little friends,
01:08:01Lefty and Righty.
01:08:02Oh, save it, Santa!
01:08:05These long-distance phone calls from the North Pole
01:08:08must be getting pretty expensive,
01:08:10so I'll be brief.
01:08:12Step one foot onto this property,
01:08:15and I'll use your friends in my next experiment.
01:08:19Until next year, Santa.
01:08:32Gentlemen, we have a mission.
01:08:41Tuck in that trowel.
01:08:43Here, put a shine on that garbage press.
01:08:46And clean up that lugwraps.
01:08:48Okay. Mount up.
01:08:51Come on. I've got something I've got to show you.
01:08:58I'm going to show you something.
01:09:01I'm going to show you something.
01:09:03I'm going to show you something.
01:09:05I'm going to show you something.
01:09:07I'm going to show you something.
01:09:16All right, men.
01:09:21Let's go spread a little Christmas cheer.
01:09:31Tell Mr. Frost five minutes.
01:09:37Aah!
01:09:44Do you realize how fast you were going?
01:09:46No, no, no. Tough.
01:09:48Tough, tough, tough.
01:09:50Hey!
01:09:52Turkey breath.
01:09:54Do you realize how fast you were going?
01:10:03The terrorists.
01:10:07Let's roll.
01:10:18We have company, sir.
01:10:24Just one? No problem.
01:10:33More unexpected guests?
01:10:35We'll just have to handle it Blake's way.
01:10:38Pierre, the first course, please.
01:10:41Let him try some of Blake's way salivoid.
01:10:44No cholesterol, only three calories per serving.
01:10:47And it goes down smooth.
01:10:51What the...
01:11:00How about some Blake's way protein powder for our little friends?
01:11:04I was a desert storm, you know.
01:11:06I'm bad. I'm a heartbreaker.
01:11:09I'm a troublemaker.
01:11:35Aah!
01:11:44That'll teach you to mess with Thomas P. Hinckley.
01:11:56He's surrender an option, sir.
01:11:58What do you think, Chas?
01:12:00Blake's rule 20, sir, is never surrender.
01:12:05Aah!
01:12:25Which one of you turkeys is responsible for this?
01:12:29I'm responsible for this!
01:12:33Hope to see you, suckers!
01:12:39Here, take it.
01:12:59Jumpstart it.
01:13:29Aah!
01:13:43Chas, guard the back entrance.
01:13:46I'm gonna find the children. Get the adults upstairs.
01:14:00What are you doing?
01:14:02Maybe it's Santa. Hi, Santa!
01:14:06You're not really Santa Claus, are you?
01:14:09What's up with you two?
01:14:12You're never gonna get that shot.
01:14:15Oh, that's right.
01:14:17You're never gonna get that shot.
01:14:19Get out of here!
01:14:21Hey!
01:14:23Brutus!
01:14:25What's up with you two?
01:14:27You're never gonna get that shot.
01:14:30What's with you two?
01:14:32You're never gonna get that shot.
01:14:34You're not Santa Claus, are you?
01:14:36No, I'm not. I just thought I was for a while.
01:14:39My name's Blake Thorne.
01:14:41You're not Santa.
01:14:43You're better!
01:14:47We have an operation to carry out.
01:14:49You guys with me?
01:14:50Yeah!
01:14:51Where are the others?
01:14:52Science geeks took them upstairs.
01:14:54Okay. Let's try to find them, but let's stay together.
01:14:57Okay.
01:14:59Your weapon, monsieur.
01:15:01Yes!
01:15:16What can I smell?
01:15:28I wouldn't want to be you!
01:15:58Oh, wow!
01:16:07Let's go find the last one.
01:16:25Hey, where'd Blake go?
01:16:29All right.
01:16:33Hello, Santa.
01:16:35I'm afraid I've been terribly, terribly naughty.
01:16:39No problem. I haven't had a good workout in a week.
01:16:42In case you haven't noticed, the odds have changed.
01:16:58Whoa!
01:17:06You hit a woman?
01:17:08Would you?
01:17:10He wouldn't.
01:17:12But I would.
01:17:19Ouch.
01:17:29Ouch.
01:17:36Lenny, great to see you. Thanks.
01:17:39No, thank you.
01:17:42Mr. Thorne, it's all there.
01:17:45Except for a couple of bucks.
01:17:48Lenny!
01:17:49You're not gonna hug me or nothing, are you?
01:17:53Let's go find Leslie and Clayton. Come on.
01:17:56All right.
01:18:05Well, all you had to do was knock.
01:18:08Are you okay?
01:18:10Are you okay?
01:18:12I am now. I'm Blake Thorne. Good to meet you.
01:18:15Let's go.
01:18:17I've got to find the children.
01:18:19Uh, Blake, Blake.
01:18:21I'd like to talk to you a minute.
01:18:23Have a seat.
01:18:25Have a seat.
01:18:28Hey, you lied to her.
01:18:31Blake Thorne.
01:18:33What's the matter?
01:18:35Blake Torachevsky doesn't fit on the bottle.
01:18:41How did you...
01:18:42Isn't it coming back to you yet, son?
01:18:45You grew up here. Look.
01:18:48Is that me?
01:18:50There's more.
01:18:51You see the boy sitting right next to you?
01:18:53He was your best friend, Edna Frost.
01:19:03Oh!
01:19:05Do I have to do everything myself? Huh? Do I?
01:19:09Yes, you do, Percy. Why?
01:19:11Because you surround yourself with nigger poops like me.
01:19:15Mother said to be nice like this.
01:19:18Right!
01:19:23Hi!
01:19:26Just couldn't stay away from me, huh?
01:19:28It's okay. I have that effect on women.
01:19:31So much has gone on. I'm so confused.
01:19:34Well, don't fret.
01:19:36It just so happens I'm a specialist in matters of the heart, too.
01:19:42Oh, are you really, Doctor?
01:19:44Well, maybe you can give me some advice.
01:19:48Why, Leslie, you certainly are a different person
01:19:51when you're away from those homeless little losers, aren't you?
01:19:55Listen, you pig!
01:19:57Nobody talks about my kids that way!
01:20:06Hey, that's not funny!
01:20:07Great job! Now we've got to get out of here.
01:20:09What about Plink? We're a team.
01:20:11Taylor!
01:20:12No! Come on!
01:20:13Oh, Elizabeth!
01:20:14I'm back, you little brat!
01:20:21I'm back!
01:20:48I can't let you do this, Abby.
01:20:50What's wrong, haven't heard that since we were kids?
01:20:58Blake, Blake Tarchevsky.
01:21:04So you're the one who's been causing all my pain.
01:21:07Maybe I have, but I'm going to put a stop to all of this.
01:21:10Oh, you're going to stop me.
01:21:12You got it.
01:21:15I got it!
01:21:16It's beautiful!
01:21:40These are good folks, Abby. Leave them alone.
01:21:44You got a problem with me, let's take it outside.
01:21:47Would you shut up already?
01:21:49Don't flatter yourself. This is about money. Lots of money.
01:22:01What happened, Abby? You used to be a good kid.
01:22:04Spare me the lecture.
01:22:07While you're off spending Mommy and Daddy's millions, I was running away in this place.
01:22:13I had to cheat and steal to climb all the way up here.
01:22:17While you were up in a mansion in a hill.
01:22:19I had to go back to your weight room and your tanning board.
01:22:23Well, you know what?
01:22:25Being sane opened my eyes.
01:22:28And I didn't like what I saw.
01:22:43Oh!
01:22:53Sam!
01:22:54Run!
01:22:55Elizabeth!
01:22:56Dave!
01:23:00I was the one that should have been adopted.
01:23:02It's my turn!
01:23:03Well, now it's my turn to set you straight.
01:23:08Too late!
01:23:09We're not kids anymore!
01:23:13You!
01:23:23Help!
01:23:24Sam!
01:23:25Sam!
01:23:27Sam!
01:23:28Sam!
01:23:29Sam!
01:23:43Well, we can't just sit here!
01:23:45Oh, now sit down!
01:23:46I can do that.
01:24:13What's happening?
01:24:15Reverberations are causing an energy build-up!
01:24:18English, please!
01:24:20It's... it's...
01:24:21It's gonna blow!
01:24:23Get out of here!
01:24:25Let's go!
01:24:28Come on, Frost!
01:24:30Let it go!
01:24:32Move it!
01:24:34Come on, guys, move, move, move!
01:24:37Come on, Frost!
01:24:39Get over here!
01:24:41Come on, guys!
01:24:49Come on, let's go!
01:24:51Come on, guys!
01:24:54Come on, hurry up!
01:24:55Come on, push it!
01:24:58Come on!
01:24:59Go, go, go!
01:25:02Go, go, go!
01:25:03Come on, Frost!
01:25:04Come on!
01:25:05Keep up!
01:25:11Come on, Frost!
01:25:32Cool!
01:25:41No!
01:25:46No!
01:26:11All right, everyone freeze!
01:26:16Good.
01:26:18Uh, ma'am, please.
01:26:26Are we rolling?
01:26:27Hi, Helen Shue with the police.
01:26:29I'm Sam.
01:26:30Nice to meet you.
01:26:31Nice to meet you.
01:26:32Nice to meet you.
01:26:33Nice to meet you.
01:26:34Nice to meet you.
01:26:35Nice to meet you.
01:26:36Nice to meet you.
01:26:37Nice to meet you.
01:26:38Nice to meet you.
01:26:39Hi, Helen Shue with News 8.
01:26:40Officer, please tell us how you finally apprehended Ebner Frost and his gang.
01:26:45Well, it wasn't easy, Helen.
01:26:47Did I call you Helen?
01:26:48Got one more here.
01:26:49It took exhaustive investigative reporting.
01:26:51Excuse me, Helen Shue with News 8.
01:26:53Get away!
01:26:54Get away!
01:26:55Get away!
01:26:56I just want to ask a few questions, sir.
01:26:58Move it, move it.
01:26:59All right.
01:27:00I guess he'll have a chance to defrost himself.
01:27:05I'm gonna get you, Santa.
01:27:06I'm gonna get you.
01:27:09I'm gonna get you.
01:27:12Hi, this is Helen Shue with News 8.
01:27:14I've just a couple of questions.
01:27:15Are you in the melody?
01:27:16No.
01:27:17Are you responsible for the explosion earlier?
01:27:19Are you responsible for that?
01:27:27I'm gonna kill you.
01:27:35You can't do this.
01:27:36It's a human! It's an animal! It... it... it... it... it's in here!
01:27:50I'm not through with you, Blake. I'm just getting started.
01:27:55Oh, man! Christ, yes!
01:28:00Well, you did an amazing job cleaning all that up, but...
01:28:04Where are we gonna go now?
01:28:23I think I know a place that's available.
01:28:34Hey, watch it! I'm panning here! I'm panning here!
01:28:51Slow down, boy!
01:28:59Shoes!
01:29:01Come on, get him up!
01:29:03Yes! Come on, guys! Come on!
01:29:10All right!
01:29:12Move out of there! Move! That's my trash!
01:29:15Let me see! Let me see!
01:29:16Let me see!
01:29:27Wow! A Christmas miracle! I do believe in you... Blake.
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