kapil sharma show
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00:00Good evening. Welcome to Lakkha Bhai Sharma Show.
00:20These days kids are very happy. They are on holidays.
00:24Especially kids like me who don't like to go to school.
00:27Kids who are smart in studies, like milk and almonds,
00:31they go to school very happily in the morning.
00:34Kids like me who eat parathas with okra in the morning.
00:38They don't deal with it. They don't do their homework.
00:40They have an expression like this in the morning.
00:50In the morning, parents are like this.
00:53I won't go.
00:54I won't go.
00:56They build up slowly.
00:59It starts from here and then..
01:00I won't go.
01:05How does he scream?
01:08You have to drag him to the bathroom.
01:10I won't go. Take a bath.
01:11My stomach is aching.
01:15I won't go.
01:17Then mom says, I won't go.
01:18I won't go.
01:23Really?
01:25I knew you would do a tantrum.
01:27Then such kids become crooked.
01:30They put their hands like this so that we don't put them on.
01:32Then the father holds his hand.
01:34The mother holds her legs and lifts her up.
01:36It's very difficult for such kids.
01:37Then the kid who is stubborn lifts his legs up.
01:39Then the hand gets stuck on the father's face.
01:41The father is sad that the one who gave birth to him also hits him.
01:44And the one who gave birth to him also hits him.
01:45I have never been beaten in this world.
01:47Then the mother says, I will teach your father a lesson.
01:50What are you doing?
01:52As soon as the kid comes to his senses, they make him wear a shirt.
01:56When the school bus comes, he doesn't even tell his friends
01:58that he was crying. Then he stops his expression.
02:06The kids get very sad.
02:08Many kids say a lot when they have a boy.
02:10They get punished for putting the boy in the middle of the girls.
02:12Then they feel shy in all the lectures.
02:14Dinesh got to know that this is the punishment.
02:16He started saying it on purpose.
02:18The teacher changed the punishment.
02:19He made him stand in the sun for six hours.
02:22Now he is roaming around with vitamin D on his face.
02:27Is it a punishment to sit in the middle of the girls?
02:29No, no. It used to be in school.
02:30Now I like it a lot.
02:36You have taken this punishment by saying it.
02:39Shamsher Bhai's son has conjunctivitis.
02:43He says, this kid has conjunctivitis.
02:46So don't send him to school.
02:48He says, will you write a fever on this?
02:51He says, no, no. Why should I write a fever?
02:53If there is no fever, why should I write conjunctivitis?
02:55He says, no, no. That's fine.
02:57But you have to send the application to the school.
02:59So how can you write conjunctivitis?
03:02So you write a fever.
03:03So you write a fever.
03:05In the village schools,
03:07they don't explain it to the kids.
03:09They give them punishment.
03:10They say, kids, I am going.
03:13Or I am going.
03:15So I am going.
03:16Meaning, I am going.
03:17I will come.
03:18So I will give you a punishment.
03:19So the kids give punishment like this.
03:21I am going. I am going.
03:22I will come.
03:23I will give you a punishment.
03:28The kids who do their homework,
03:30they have a lot of confidence.
03:31The teacher asks, who all have done their homework?
03:34Those who don't do it like me,
03:36they raise their hands like this
03:38and lower their faces a little.
03:41They think the teacher doesn't know.
03:43First of all, they call them.
03:44Come here.
03:45Then before reaching,
03:46the expressions change in such a short time.
03:56The hand that was raised like this,
03:57it would automatically go like this.
03:58Now you have to hit it.
03:59Now you have to hit it.
04:00First.
04:01It goes like this.
04:06The teacher also hit it.
04:12The teacher also used to confuse the kids.
04:14Show me your hand.
04:15Hit it here.
04:21She used to be very dramatic.
04:24In our school,
04:26our teachers
04:27used to make the five kids stand here
04:29like a blackboard.
04:30The five kids who didn't do their homework.
04:32They used to make them stand here.
04:34The first one who got the number,
04:38he didn't even look back.
04:43As soon as the first one got the number,
04:47by the time the fifth one got the number,
04:48if the bell rang,
04:49he used to get a little peace of mind
04:51that I will be left today.
04:52But many teachers were very firm.
04:54They used to take you along.
04:55They used to say,
04:56I will hit you on the way.
05:02Let's ask some teachers to the kids.
05:04Stand up.
05:05Tell me.
05:06When did Aurangzeb come to India?
05:09Those who know,
05:10let's tell them quickly.
05:11Those who don't know,
05:12let's pass some time.
05:13So that they get a little late.
05:15Let's repeat the question.
05:20When did Aurangzeb come?
05:21When did Aurangzeb come?
05:25He didn't come.
05:32When did Aurangzeb come?
05:36Then he used to be like this.
05:39Kids have weird fights.
05:41They have cute fights.
05:43A kid says to someone,
05:44You dog.
05:47Then the answer is cute.
05:49He says the same thing.
05:52If someone teases you,
05:55The one who teases,
05:56has a face like this.
06:00Sometimes parents scold the kids.
06:02Get lost.
06:03You need a cycle to go to school.
06:05At your age,
06:06Lal Bahadur Shastri
06:07used to cross the river
06:09and go to school.
06:10You need a cycle.
06:12At your age,
06:13you have become a Prime Minister
06:14and a father.
06:15You are sitting like a kid.
06:19Kids have cute memories.
06:21I want to ask my viewers,
06:22what are the things
06:23you miss in your childhood?
06:25Don't act like a man.
06:27Kapil Sharma is very warm today.
06:29Give him a hug.
06:30You are great.
06:31You have no answer.
06:35Keep it up.
06:36Thank you.
06:37Kapil Sharma is a great actor.
06:38Keep it up.
06:43Who are my friends
06:44who miss their childhood?
06:45What are the things
06:46they miss?
06:47Yes, ma'am.
06:48I have played kites a lot
06:49in my childhood.
06:51I have fought a lot.
06:52I miss that.
06:54With whom did you fight?
06:56With people around me.
06:59I have a childhood mischief.
07:02There was a guava tree
07:03next to my house.
07:06People ate all the guavas.
07:08But they kept one guava
07:09wrapped in a cloth
07:11so that their son
07:12would eat it.
07:14It was a very hot night.
07:16Who keeps guavas wrapped in a cloth?
07:18No one eats it.
07:21When I saw that
07:22all the family members
07:23had gone to sleep
07:25I woke up.
07:26My mother had kept
07:27two guavas for me.
07:28I was wearing a blue frock.
07:30I went and stole the guava.
07:32When I ran away after stealing it
07:33there was a boy next to me.
07:35His name was Tunna.
07:37He said, Reena stole it.
07:38Reena stole it.
07:40I asked him,
07:41what was Reena wearing?
07:42He said, Reena was wearing
07:43a blue kurta
07:44and two bangles.
07:46I opened both the bangles
07:48and wore the white one.
07:50Everyone said,
07:51no, Reena.
07:52Wear the other cloth.
07:53You worked so hard
07:54to buy guava and eat it.
07:55No.
07:56That guava was tastier.
07:57She enjoys it in her childhood.
07:59The guava next to mine
08:00was tastier
08:01because we didn't get it.
08:03But my mother knew
08:05that she was wearing
08:06a blue kurta
08:07and two bangles.
08:09She rubbed my bangles
08:11and ate more guava
08:12and more guava.
08:13I see.
08:14I thought,
08:15half of the guava was mine
08:16and the rest was hers.
08:18But these are the things
08:19that a person misses
08:20in his childhood.
08:21Thank you so much
08:22for coming on the show.
08:23Thank you.
08:24Any other friends?
08:25Yes, ma'am.
08:26Hi.
08:27We were all in a joint family.
08:28Okay.
08:29Once,
08:30everyone was fighting.
08:32We were locked up
08:33in the room in the afternoon.
08:36Did your family lock you up?
08:37Yes, they did.
08:38They said,
08:39you are fighting
08:40inside the room
08:41and don't disturb anyone
08:42outside.
08:43You won't get food.
08:44So, we were locked up
08:45in the room.
08:46Everyone knew
08:47that this was the punishment
08:48if we didn't get food.
08:50So, they kept
08:51a big watermelon
08:52inside the room.
08:54They used to cut the watermelon
08:55to check
08:56if it was dead or not.
08:57Yes.
08:58So, they kept
08:59a cut watermelon inside.
09:00All of us were small.
09:02So, we ate
09:03the whole watermelon
09:04and put it back
09:05inside the room
09:07and kept it
09:08in the same place.
09:10So,
09:11in the evening,
09:12all the parents
09:13said that
09:14they were hungry
09:15and they were given
09:16food.
09:17When the watermelon
09:18was cut,
09:19they again
09:20complained
09:21about the watermelon.
09:22Did your family
09:23complain about the watermelon?
09:24Why are you
09:25so mischievous?
09:26Okay.
09:27Instead of
09:28punishing them
09:29for one mischief,
09:30you are enjoying
09:31it again.
09:32So, you only remember
09:33the watermelon
09:34in your childhood.
09:36Thank you so much
09:37for coming to the show.
09:38Thank you.
09:40Is there anyone else?
09:42Yes.
09:43You are an expert
09:45in making people laugh
09:46but your hobby
09:47is singing.
09:49Yes.
09:50Mr. Sidhu,
09:51his business
09:52is this
09:53but his hobby
09:54is politics.
09:55Yes.
09:56I would like
09:57to tell you
09:58a few lines
09:59of the song
10:00and dance
10:01to it.
10:02Sure.
10:08Welcome.
10:10Yes.
10:38Yes.
10:51Wow.
11:03Amazing.
11:05Very good, sir.
11:06Thank you so much.
11:07Thank you, sir.
11:08Thank you.
11:09Sir, we will have
11:10two governments
11:11on our show today.
11:12One of them
11:13is yours.
11:14Yes.
11:15The other one
11:16is a beautiful film
11:17called Hindu Sarkar.
11:18So, I would like
11:19to invite
11:20their beautiful artists
11:21with a big round of applause.
11:22Please welcome
11:23very charming,
11:24handsome
11:25Mr. Neel Nitin Mukesh
11:26and very beautiful
11:27Kirti Kulhari.
11:28Neel.
11:29Thank you.
11:30Welcome, Kirti.
11:31Before you came,
11:32your grandfather
11:33was singing
11:34the song
11:35of legendary singer
11:36Neel Nitin Mukesh.
11:37So, today,
11:38you are singing
11:39the song of his grandson.
11:43Neel and Kirti
11:44have come to our show
11:45for the first time.
11:46Welcome.
11:47Thank you, sir.
11:48They reveal
11:49the secrets
11:50of the heart
11:51with their acting.
11:52Wow.
11:53Amazing.
11:56They speak
11:57with gestures
11:58and not words.
12:03Thank you.
12:04Wow.
12:05The extinguished ash
12:06changes into flames.
12:08But when it awakens,
12:10the public
12:11becomes the throne of the government.
12:13Wow.
12:17Wow.
12:18Neel and Kirti,
12:19welcome.
12:20Please take a seat.
12:21Thank you.
12:25I have seen
12:26the trailer of their movie,
12:27Hindu Sarkar.
12:28You have played
12:29a very powerful role.
12:30Please tell us
12:31about your film.
12:33The film
12:34is in the backdrop
12:35of an emergency.
12:36It is a story
12:37from 1975.
12:38It is a period film.
12:39I am playing
12:40the role of Hindu Sarkar
12:41in the film.
12:42She lost her parents
12:43when she was very young.
12:45She has a problem
12:46with stammering.
12:47She wants to get married
12:48and become a good wife.
12:49This is the only
12:50purpose of her life
12:51when she grows up.
12:52There are some
12:53incidents
12:54between her
12:55and her husband
12:56from which
12:57her life
12:58which she had
12:59taken care of
13:00and made it
13:01with a lot of love
13:02starts falling apart.
13:03Everything
13:04falls apart
13:05but Hindu Sarkar
13:06finds herself
13:07and her voice.
13:08Very good.
13:09You have explained
13:10it very well.
13:11I will tell you
13:12Neel's full name.
13:13Neel Nitin Mukesh
13:14Chand Mathur.
13:15Neel,
13:16when you
13:17write your name
13:18in the exam,
13:19in the meantime
13:20the other students
13:21give you
13:22the entire paper.
13:23Neel,
13:24when you
13:25write your name
13:26in the exam,
13:27in the meantime
13:28the other students
13:29give you
13:30the entire paper.
13:32It's a beautiful name.
13:33Neel.
13:34Who gave you
13:35this name?
13:36My name
13:37was chosen
13:38by my father.
13:39But
13:40there were
13:41a lot of names.
13:42The letter
13:43was Na.
13:44With Na
13:45there were
13:46a lot of other
13:47names.
13:48Nikhil,
13:49Neel,
13:50Neeraj.
13:51Lata didi
13:52came home
13:53on the day
13:54of the exam.
13:55She said
13:56I look like
13:57an English kid.
13:58So I should
13:59have an English name.
14:00So in school
14:01the name
14:02was very small.
14:03Neel Mathur.
14:04Okay.
14:05When I came
14:06into films,
14:07my name
14:08became a little
14:09long.
14:10Because
14:11it's a tradition
14:12that my father
14:13adopted after
14:14my grandfather
14:15passed away.
14:16Yes.
14:17Because he felt
14:18if he kept
14:19his father's name
14:20with him
14:21he would be
14:22able to
14:23remember him.
14:24So as a son
14:25and grandson
14:26it's my duty
14:27that I
14:28try to
14:29remember
14:30my father's name
14:31with you.
14:32It's a beautiful
14:33name.
14:36In the film
14:37Neel's character
14:38is one
14:39that no one
14:40listens to.
14:41Although
14:42he is married now.
14:45As a married
14:46man
14:47it's difficult
14:48to play
14:49a role
14:50that no one
14:51listens to.
14:53I think
14:54after marriage
14:55it's easier
14:56to play this role.
14:57How?
14:58Because
14:59after marriage
15:00no one listens
15:01at home.
15:02Yes.
15:03So if I can
15:04play a role
15:05that no one
15:06listens to
15:07then..
15:08You feel
15:09at peace.
15:10Yes, I feel
15:11at peace
15:12that I can
15:13play my role
15:14somewhere.
15:15I can't
15:16play it at home.
15:17Your get-up
15:18is also
15:19amazing.
15:20Thank you.
15:21You are playing
15:22an amazing role.
15:23I wish you
15:24all the best.
15:25Thank you.
15:26Neel and
15:27Ranbir are
15:28Siddhu sir's
15:29favorites.
15:30Only handsome
15:31boys get
15:32admission in your
15:33college?
15:34Sir, after
15:35admission
15:36I can say
15:37that all the
15:38handsome boys
15:39used to study
15:40outside the
15:41college.
15:42I can say
15:43that.
15:44Ranbir and
15:45I used to
15:46meet outside
15:47the college
15:48and we used
15:49to sit
15:50in cars
15:51and chat.
15:52Both of you
15:53in different
15:54cars?
15:55No, no.
15:56There were
15:57many cars
15:58at that time.
15:59There was
16:00a canteen
16:01too.
16:02Pav Bhaji
16:03and Chinese
16:04stall.
16:05All the
16:06studies I have
16:07done..
16:08Don't you
16:09feel like
16:10you have
16:11eaten Pav Bhaji
16:12or something like
16:13that?
16:14It feels
16:15like you
16:16have eaten
16:17roasted almonds
16:18and some
16:19expensive
16:20foreign
16:21vegetables.
16:22But
16:23where do
16:24you eat
16:25that brown
16:26haired
16:27and black
16:28haired
16:29boy?
16:30Well, if
16:31it was there
16:32then I don't
16:33know about
16:34those stalls
16:35because..
16:36Neel,
16:37it's okay
16:38that you
16:39got married
16:40but in
16:41college and
16:42school
16:43you must have
16:44had many
16:45girlfriends.
16:46No, sir.
16:47Well, all
16:48I can say
16:49is that I
16:50was loved
16:51a lot.
16:52So,
16:53many people
16:54respected me.
16:55So, I am
16:56very happy about
16:57that.
17:00It's time
17:01to call the
17:02director of
17:03Indu Sarkar.
17:04So, I would
17:05like to welcome
17:06Mr. Madhur
17:07Bhandarkar
17:08and the
17:09king of
17:10disco,
17:11Mr. Bhappi
17:12Lari.
17:13Mr. Sidhu,
17:14greetings.
17:15Welcome.
17:16Come, Mr. Bhappi
17:17and Mr. Madhur.
17:18A big round
17:19of applause
17:20for them.
17:21We are
17:22used to
17:23this.
17:24Today,
17:25they have
17:26taken the
17:27entry on
17:28Ekawali
17:29because
17:30this is
17:31in their
17:32film as well.
17:33Sir,
17:34welcome.
17:35Thank you.
17:36Mr. Madhur,
17:37Bhappida.
17:38Thank you.
17:39I have
17:40heard that
17:41Bhappida
17:42takes the
17:43name of
17:44the producer
17:45of the
17:46film
17:47and takes
17:48a loan
17:49from the
17:50bank.
17:51The bank
17:52which
17:53has
17:54a
17:55huge
17:56interest
17:57in
17:58Bhappida.
17:59We
18:00have
18:01a
18:02special
18:03event
18:04for
18:05Bhappida.
18:06We
18:07are
18:08going to
18:09sing a
18:10special
18:11song for
18:12Bhappida.
18:13I
18:14love you
18:15Bhappida.
18:16Fantastic.
18:17Fantastic.
18:18It's fun.
18:19Thank you.
18:20We
18:21So, Mr. Anu composed it and Mr. Bappi sang it.
18:24Okay.
18:25And we gave it a retro feel in the style of RD Burman.
18:28And Mr. Bappi sang it very well and it was very good.
18:32The song was shot on it.
18:33Okay.
18:33It's going to be launched soon.
18:34Mr. Bappi, let's play that song.
18:38I'll give you the mic.
18:39Okay.
18:41I'll have to stand and sing.
18:43It's not fun to sit and sing.
18:46Let's set the mood whenever he comes.
18:48Mr. Bappi, Mr. Sidhu has become the minister.
18:51Congratulations.
18:51Thank you.
18:52Congratulations.
18:53What are you doing here?
18:54I have to tell you, Mr. Bappi.
18:56Don't go back to 1990.
19:04Mr. Bappi, I told you because Mr. Sidhu had a question.
19:07He was saying that after GST,
19:10did you get any notice from the government?
19:14I thought you would ask this.
19:17Listen, GST has happened.
19:20Yes.
19:21It's been 40-45 years since I've been roaming around with gold.
19:28GST has come. It's very good.
19:30Everything is okay.
19:31That's why I sang.
19:34Mr. Madhav, most of the subjects in your films are very challenging.
19:38They are different.
19:39Whether I talk about traffic signals or Chandni Barg.
19:43Do you enjoy such subjects?
19:47I think making a film on different topics
19:50which has started with Chandni Barg.
19:52Yes.
19:52Whether it's page three, corporate or heroine.
19:55I like that such subjects, different topics
19:58make people aware of this area.
20:02I like that as a storyteller,
20:05people connect with such films.
20:07And I think they get to learn many things.
20:09These are very interesting subjects.
20:11I'm a big fan of page three.
20:12And the detailing you showed, fashion, Chandni Barg.
20:16All your films.
20:17And the trailer of Indusarkar is also very interesting.
20:19Many congratulations, sir.
20:20Wow.
20:24Here.
20:24Hello.
20:26Hello.
20:29Here.
20:30I've delivered more hello than needed.
20:32Share it according to your needs.
20:36Hello to him, not to me.
20:38Sir, we won't give you hello. You can use it.
20:43What do you want to do, son?
20:44A problem is going on.
20:46Sir, our buffaloes
20:49are giving white milk every day.
20:52Sir, there's no variety in the colour.
20:55Life is becoming very monotonous.
21:00Brother, do you know the kid has gone mad?
21:02He was telling his mom
21:04to get some variation for the last 15 years.
21:09What are you saying?
21:11You're directly talking about my dad.
21:14I didn't go to him.
21:19Who did you go to?
21:20I went to a cycle, not an auto-millan.
21:28Look, ladies and gentlemen, it's great fun.
21:31Today, we have with us
21:32one of the best directors in our industry, Madhur Bhandar.
21:39Hey, Madhur Bhandarkar. Where's Kar?
21:42Everyone's gone home. GST is in effect.
21:46Very good.
21:48Excellent. Excellent.
21:53Mr. Neel Nitin Mukesh.
21:55Sir, I don't know much about your personal life.
21:58But I can guarantee that your wife
22:01will be very tall.
22:02How?
22:03The one who has a tall wife will also have a big name.
22:06Sir, your college life must also be full of problems.
22:09Why?
22:10Because your girlfriend must go to her dad and tell him
22:12that she's fallen in love with Neel Nitin Mukesh.
22:15Dad, get angry with one person, not three people.
22:22What are you saying? Say something nice.
22:24Here, for you.
22:26Nice?
22:26Say something nice.
22:27What's nice about it?
22:29What's nice about it?
22:30What's nice about it?
22:31What's nice about it?
22:32What's nice about it?
22:33What's nice about it?
22:34What's nice about it?
22:35What's nice about it?
22:40Ms. Kirti.
22:41Yes.
22:42I saw you in pink.
22:44Today, I'm seeing you in beige.
22:49But I have to admit.
22:51You look very beautiful.
22:53Wonderful.
22:55Please shake hands on this.
22:57Here you go.
22:58Why are you shaking hands again?
22:59No. No. Don't get me wrong.
23:02There was a poet named Rahat Indori in our episode.
23:06He wrote a couplet.
23:07What?
23:08Raj, whatever it is,
23:10tell me in a few words.
23:12Raj, whatever it is,
23:14tell me in a few words.
23:17Shake hands with him.
23:19And give me a hug too.
23:22Wow.
23:28He also said, give a hug to the child too.
23:31Yes.
23:32There was an uncle of mine.
23:33He also wrote couplets.
23:34He wasn't great.
23:35But he said something very accurate.
23:37What?
23:38Shut up.
23:45Mr. Madhur.
23:46Yes.
23:47There's something very strange and strange.
23:49It came to my mind.
23:51I mean, I want to know.
23:52You are Madhur.
23:54But he is singing.
23:55He has gold.
23:57But you are shining.
24:01I am talking to you.
24:04But you are getting jealous.
24:09I wonder why.
24:12Sir, let me tell you why I am here today.
24:16Tell me.
24:17I have planned a biopic.
24:19Yes.
24:20I want to make a film on humans.
24:23I have chosen you as the director.
24:25Wow.
24:26You have chosen him as per your wish.
24:28Did you ask him?
24:29Sir, he makes films on whatever he sees.
24:32How?
24:33You have no idea.
24:34He made a film on page three.
24:36He was going in a car.
24:37He stopped at a traffic signal.
24:38He made a film.
24:40He went to a fashion show.
24:41He made a fashion film.
24:43He saw a heroine and made a film.
24:46Sir, why did you make a film on jail?
24:48I had been to jail.
24:55If you talk like this, you will go to jail.
24:57This is also a way to make people laugh.
25:00Curling.
25:05The film starts with a maternity ward of a hospital.
25:10A child is born here.
25:13The nurse asks him if he ever thought he would be born in a hospital.
25:18The nurse understood and started screaming.
25:20Congratulations.
25:21You have a son.
25:27Very good.
25:30At the same time, another child is born.
25:34It starts walking after five minutes of birth.
25:37What kind of a child is he?
25:38A buffalo.
25:41Wait a minute.
25:42How did a buffalo come in between?
25:44I don't know what to do with a buffalo.
25:45It comes in between.
25:48Sir, you are not pointing at me.
25:52But I don't care. I am safe.
25:55Anyway.
25:55The child grows up.
25:58He goes to a computer class.
26:00He types 100 pages in the first day.
26:05Ask him how.
26:06How?
26:07He has a habit of pointing.
26:11You understand typing in speed, don't you?
26:13Yes, I understand.
26:14The undercurrent is flowing.
26:16It is flowing.
26:19The child goes to school.
26:20He talks a lot in school.
26:22He talks a lot.
26:24He doesn't even need a person to talk to him.
26:27He talks to the fan.
26:28He says to the fan, you are moving around so much.
26:30Don't you feel dizzy?
26:32He says to the chair, you are sitting like this all day.
26:35Why don't you stand up?
26:36He says to the pen, you are walking so much.
26:38Buy some shoes. It will be easier.
26:40He talks so much.
26:42He talks so much.
26:43The teacher goes crazy.
26:45He says, go home and bring your mother.
26:48He goes home.
26:49The mother is not at home.
26:50He wears a sari and brings his brother home.
26:55And since then, he has been behaving like this with that boy.
27:04What kind of life is this?
27:07I don't understand.
27:08Do you want to make a song in the film?
27:09I know how to sing.
27:10Sir, this comes above the point.
27:12Item song.
27:13Sir, I want you to choose a top artist for the item song.
27:16Like me.
27:18You are a top artist.
27:19The heroine will do the item song.
27:22Okay.
27:24The heroine is also here.
27:26We will do the item song. I don't mind.
27:28Look, our item song is getting finalized.
27:30We will give the music to Bappi.
27:32We will direct it to Madhur Bhandarkar.
27:34Okay.
27:35We want to hear from Chhapra, Neel.
27:38From Patna, Nitin.
27:39And from Balya, Mukesh.
27:41Yes.
27:48So, let's get ready for the item song.
27:51Come on.
27:52Give us some music.
27:56You look so serious in the film.
27:59I look serious in all the films.
28:00I have to show off somewhere.
28:02Amazing.
28:04What happened in the next film?
28:05There is nothing in the next film.
28:07I had a bet with Puttan.
28:09That Kirti won't dance with me.
28:11I said, she will dance.
28:12That's why I came here.
28:14There is nothing like that.
28:17Thank you, Kirti.
28:19You are most welcome.
28:21You are most welcome.
28:21I will leave now.
28:22How can you leave?
28:23At least listen to the joke.
28:24You have forced me.
28:31Sir, there is a joke.
28:35The environment is made.
28:37Absolutely.
28:38The environment is made.
28:39Okay.
28:40Kapoor Sharma, you have to go to a party.
28:42And you want all the people of the party
28:45to pay attention to you.
28:46So, which coat will you wear?
28:49Which one?
28:50Petty coat.
28:59Here you go.
29:01He was making me wear it.
29:03I made him wear it.
29:06Thank you, sir.
29:06Thank you very much.
29:07Thank you.
29:08I am very happy to meet you.
29:10Thank you very much.
29:11Don't shake my hand again.
29:12No, no.
29:14All right, bro. Thank you.
29:16It was fun.
29:17See you again.
29:22Mr. Madhur, along with the director of the Indian government
29:25he has a writer as well.
29:26Just like he is bringing tea in the show.
29:30Everything happens.
29:32He has also done everything.
29:33You can keep it. It's okay.
29:35Thank you.
29:36Mr. Madhur, I have heard a lot about you.
29:39You said you weren't interested in studies.
29:41Not at all.
29:42So, you have written a story about it.
29:44No, I have written the story with the writer.
29:46Me and Neel Pandey.
29:47Yes.
29:47We wrote it together.
29:48Sir, what happens suddenly is that
29:49the environment in which we live
29:51suppose we are in 2017 or 2018 or 2016
29:54we think about the incidents around us.
29:56You went 40 years ago and thought about the emergency.
30:00How did you get this idea?
30:01I have never made a period film.
30:03I have made a lot of films based in Mumbai.
30:05And I have shown a lot of glamorous world.
30:08Yes.
30:08So, I wanted to make a period film.
30:10And I wanted to capture the era of the 70s.
30:12This is not a political film.
30:13Nor is it about a person.
30:15This is about a backdrop of an emergency.
30:17In the middle of that era
30:18there is a conflict between a husband and a wife.
30:22This is a picture of their conflict.
30:26Okay.
30:26Neel chose the acting field.
30:30But singing is in your blood.
30:32It is not possible that you don't sing.
30:33I can sing a little.
30:35A little is enough for you.
30:36I don't know why you feel that way.
30:38Sir, do something live for our viewers.
30:40You make films.
30:41You will continue to make films.
30:42Amazing.
30:42You will have a song.
30:43Amazing.
30:47Life is a dream.
30:53What is a lie in a dream?
30:59And what is the truth?
31:03Life is a dream.
31:08What is a lie in a dream?
31:12And what is the truth?
31:17Life is a dream.
31:22What is a lie in a dream?
31:28When I took a drop
31:32and put it on the lips of a stone
31:37even his heart beat
31:41and he said
31:44that life is a dream.
31:49What is a lie in a dream?
31:53And what is the truth?
31:57Everything is true.
31:59Life is a dream.
32:03Thank you.
32:04Beautiful.
32:04Just trying.
32:05Beautiful.
32:08You don't know Neel's talent.
32:10He mimics other actors very well.
32:13Really?
32:13Neel, do it.
32:15Sir..
32:19What should I do?
32:20You should do something and..
32:22Continue.
32:23Sanjeev Kumar.
32:25Yes, please.
32:26Sanjeev sir, Kajri bhai.
32:27Tell me a line.
32:29Where are you coming to sleep tomorrow evening?
32:31I think I should ask Bappi about this.
32:32Correct.
32:34Okay.
32:35Bappi.
32:46Brilliant.
32:47Brilliant.
32:50Bappi.
32:52I have heard
32:54that you have to sleep tomorrow evening.
32:59Where do you want to sleep?
33:02Where do you want to sleep, Bappi?
33:03Superb.
33:07Very perfect.
33:09No..
33:10Forgive me, Lord Sai.
33:15Forgive me, Lord Sai.
33:21Forgive me, Lord Sai.
33:26Forgive me, Lord Sai.
33:32Before you, I will kiss uncle's forehead.
33:37Before you, I will kiss uncle's forehead.
33:44Hello.
33:44Hello.
33:45I know I sang so well.
33:47He is already sitting.
33:49But he is giving me a standing ovation from his heart.
33:52Thank you, uncle.
33:54Bappi uncle, I sang so well.
33:57I know you are very happy.
33:58You can give me anything.
34:01But..
34:03Just a minute.
34:04Uncle, give me a bill.
34:06Because there is BST and GST.
34:09There is a problem.
34:11Dalli, you are here again.
34:12I didn't come earlier.
34:13How come you are here again?
34:16I met the guests.
34:18Hello, Geerti.
34:19Hello, Bappi Lahari uncle.
34:21Hello, Madhur Balhankar uncle.
34:24Hello, Neel Nitin Mukesh uncle.
34:27I am tired.
34:32But uncle, I am a big fan of your grandpa.
34:37I have heard all his songs.
34:39You are very young.
34:40How did you hear?
34:41You are very young. How did you hear?
34:43How did you hear?
34:45I have heard all his songs.
34:47One of his songs was..
34:52Play the voice.
34:54Voice?
34:55The monsoon..
34:57..is making noise.
35:02Uncle, it's not noise.
35:05It's noise.
35:07The monsoon..
35:10..is making noise.
35:14The monsoon..
35:17..is making noise.
35:22Is this the drama?
35:23Yes, it is.
35:25Go and play. We are talking.
35:26I am not talking to you.
35:33By the way, Bappi uncle.
35:35I am a big fan of yours.
35:37I am a very creative girl.
35:39I have prepared a poetry for you.
35:42If I can sing it in your absence..
35:46Go ahead.
35:47Go ahead.
35:48Fish is the queen of water.
35:50Sheewa is her water.
35:53Touch her. She will get scared.
35:55Take her out. We will fry her and eat her.
36:05Do you know Bappi uncle is a great music writer?
36:07That's why I came to him.
36:08I am a big fan of yours.
36:10Teach me music.
36:12Please make me your teacher.
36:15Not teacher, but student.
36:18Student, teacher. It's a long story.
36:22Make me your teacher.
36:26She is very naughty.
36:27She doesn't pay attention to studies.
36:28She even failed.
36:29Who said I failed?
36:31I studied.
36:32The entire school was unsuccessful in teaching me.
36:38Why do you get such low marks?
36:41Who said that?
36:42By God's grace, I got 98% last year.
36:46No, I got 6%.
36:48That's very low.
36:50No, it's okay. It's not that low.
36:54Then recite an essay.
36:55How?
36:55Like this.
36:56How?
36:58Like this. I mean, recite it slowly.
37:01Which one should I recite?
37:02Recite it on Diwali.
37:03I will recite it on Diwali.
37:04Diwali is our mother's day.
37:07She has four legs.
37:09She has two hands and one tail.
37:11She gives us a bucket of milk.
37:13With this, we get curd, butter, cottage cheese, etc.
37:17She is reciting an essay.
37:18So what? What did I say? I got 6%.
37:29Uncle, I am a good laugher, right?
37:30Very nice.
37:35You can also try it.
37:41I swear on my head. Never try it.
37:49Why do you hate studies?
37:51I really hate studies.
37:53I get angry when I hear the name of studies.
37:57Just like I get angry when I hear the match of 1990.
38:05Shut up.
38:08Your parents don't say anything when you are mischievous.
38:10They don't say anything. They fight with each other.
38:12Who did I go for?
38:14I didn't do it.
38:15I went to see Bappi uncle on TV one day.
38:19I said, I went for him.
38:24By the way, uncle, my room is filled with music.
38:28Shall I recite something to you again?
38:31Recite it.
38:31Even if you don't feel like it, I will recite it.
38:33Recite it.
38:34I went to see Bappi uncle on TV one day.
38:37I went to see Bappi uncle on TV one day.
38:42My beloved has come.
38:47My beloved has come.
38:52How was it, uncle?
38:53Very nice.
38:54I feel like punching you.
38:57But I am trying.
38:58Very nice. Very nice.
39:00It was really good.
39:01Uncle, why aren't you laughing?
39:06Uncle, it was good.
39:07It was very good, son.
39:08Very nice.
39:13Madhur uncle, everyone says, Madhur has come.
39:16Show me once.
39:18He is really Madhur.
39:22Bappi uncle, I have started. I am going.
39:31I have come. I have come. I have come.
39:35Who are you?
39:36I am GST.
39:37What does GST mean?
39:38Girdhari Shankar T-Style.
39:42When did you come, sir?
39:43Since 1st July.
39:47Anyway, I am very happy to meet all of you.
39:51Thank you, sir.
39:51It is a small life.
39:52You should live it openly.
39:54Look at me.
39:55I don't have any tension about money.
39:58Because when you have money, you get tensed.
40:00When you don't have money, you get tensed.
40:03Whenever you ask for a loan, you get it.
40:06You just have to enjoy life.
40:07Enjoy life, uncle. Why did you come here?
40:09Uncle, did someone else come with me?
40:13You didn't recognize me.
40:15I am Chandu Chaiwala's brother.
40:17Okay. Okay. Okay.
40:18Yes.
40:18I didn't enjoy meeting you at all.
40:19Go now.
40:20What are you saying?
40:22Bappi sir, your life is very red.
40:27Doctors say that sleeping for 8 hours is very good for the body.
40:31But I say that sleeping for 200 times is very good for the body.
40:40And if I was a girl, I would have got Bappi sir married.
40:46Didn't you see your age?
40:48Your hair has turned white.
40:49Yes, I am a decent man.
40:50I don't have any black stuff.
40:52I don't have any black stuff.
40:55And anyway, this is his fashion.
40:58It was his fashion.
40:59Then his calendar was also a girl.
41:03Oh, how you made the calendar.
41:06It was hot all over.
41:08I say that December was hotter than June and July.
41:16Did you meet everyone?
41:17Yes, I met everyone.
41:19Then go.
41:19How can I go?
41:20I want to congratulate you on becoming a minister.
41:22Mr. Siddharth, I congratulate you on becoming a minister.
41:26A big round of applause for him.
41:30I congratulate you.
41:32Give me a small favour.
41:34Get me married.
41:37I am not opening a marriage bureau.
41:38I have become a tourist minister.
41:39Then get me married to a tourist.
41:40It's okay.
41:44Deerthi.
41:44Yes.
41:45What are you doing in the evening?
41:46Me?
41:47In the evening?
41:48I am asking because I have two movie tickets.
41:51You go and listen to satsang.
41:53Why are you being frank here?
41:54No, I am frank in long drive.
41:57If Keerthi says yes, I will get my car ready.
42:01I have my own two-wheeler car.
42:03Do you think she will go with you on a scooter?
42:05Not a scooter. I have a cycle.
42:07You enjoy riding a cycle. Let's do it.
42:09Can you ride a cycle?
42:11No, she has to ride a cycle.
42:12I have to sit on a cross leg.
42:15Keerthi, listen to me.
42:17If you don't want to take a bath
42:19then I have brought flowers for you.
42:21I am old enough to give you blessings.
42:23I have to give you that. Be strong.
42:29Listen.
42:30Do you know what's going on?
42:32A brother should give what he deserves, isn't it?
42:35Absolutely right.
42:35Shall I give you some holy water?
42:38Shall I get it?
42:39You talk too much.
42:41You are wearing a sari and talking about someone else.
42:43Why don't you wear a sari and become someone's sister-in-law?
42:51Mr. Danddu, do you want me to call an old police officer?
42:55Wait.
42:55Mr. Bhandarkar, I think he has not let me get married.
42:59Okay, never mind.
43:01You make a song.
43:03Don't forget to let the scene be made.
43:04Make a romantic song.
43:05Make a romantic song.
43:06Sing a song for them.
43:07I am coming to fight a war with your mother.
43:14First of all, I will set you right.
43:16I am coming, Mr. Bhandarkar.
43:17I am coming. Wait.
43:19Come here. Who has put the song?
43:21Come out.
43:26How should our leader be?
43:28He should be like Tarla Gulati.
43:29He should be like Tarla Gulati till the sun rises.
43:33How should our leader be?
43:35He should be like Tarla Gulati.
43:38Do you really want a leader like Tarla Gulati?
43:40She has given me money.
43:42Otherwise, I wouldn't have kept a girlfriend like her.
43:45What did you say? Go away from here.
43:47My money.
43:48Money is cancelled. Go away from here.
43:50My pockets are dry.
43:51Tarla Gulati is hungry.
43:53Tarla Gulati is hungry.
43:55Tarla Gulati is hungry.
43:57I salute all of you.
44:00Please give your valuable votes.
44:02Because I am going to contest the elections this time.
44:04She stands where four people have not seen her.
44:08She is showing a drama.
44:09She says, even I can do this.
44:11She says, you do this every day.
44:14What are you doing now?
44:15Wait a minute.
44:17Brother, whatever I do is shown on TV.
44:19Of course.
44:20But I don't know what people do.
44:21It is shown on the news every time.
44:25Tarla, you were not like this.
44:26Who teaches you these things?
44:28No matter what anyone teaches us, we are not that good.
44:31Okay.
44:32And we don't know anything.
44:34We don't have any talent.
44:36Wow.
44:38I will give you Rs. 5.
44:39Tell me something else for Rs. 5.
44:42Why?
44:43The kids like it.
44:44The kids are laughing.
44:45Is it?
44:46Because when I say, even the father of the child likes it.
44:49So?
44:53Kapoor, you might not know.
44:55But I am being discussed in the entire city.
44:57My posters are everywhere.
44:59Tell me what is written below.
45:01What?
45:01Robber bride.
45:03Brother..
45:04On the sixth round.
45:07She ran away with her mother-in-law's earrings.
45:09This is written.
45:11Inform the police as soon as you see her.
45:13I will inform you.
45:15Because once I am in power..
45:17..then you will be speechless.
45:18So you will see.
45:19Mr. Madhur, your film Indu Sarkar is coming up.
45:22I have made my own party.
45:24Salla Sarkar.
45:28Did anyone from your family contest?
45:29Of course, my grandfather.
45:32Do you know how much he has served the society?
45:35He even participated in a protest.
45:37Who protests on the road?
45:39These are protests.
45:43She is like this.
45:44She becomes a character as soon as the film starts.
45:46If you had come during the traffic signal..
45:48..then she would have worn her brother's pyjamas..
45:49..and brought a clean cloth.
45:54Did you make a party alone or is there someone else?
45:56There are three or four of us.
45:58If you had made a party of six or eight people..
46:00..then at least seven or eight people would have come.
46:01Who makes a party of three or four people?
46:02That is why I have come.
46:03Mr. Madhur, I want all of you to join my party.
46:06Then we will serve the country together.
46:09Have you ever served the country?
46:10Yes, I have been involved in the cleanliness campaign..
46:11..since the last one year.
46:13Listen to me.
46:14Picking up a packet of chips on the road..
46:17..is not a cleanliness campaign.
46:18It is a campaign to satisfy one's hunger.
46:21You don't have to do this.
46:22Excuse me.
46:23If I win this election..
46:25..then I will reduce the GST on ladies cosmetics.
46:29Reduce the GST. Reduce your lips.
46:32Lipstick is applied here.
46:34What else will you reduce?
46:37If I win, I will reduce poverty.
46:39Reduce your income.
46:41You will reduce half of the poverty.
46:45When I go to the temple..
46:46..the priest serves me rice and saffron.
46:49He serves it here.
46:50He says, serve it here.
46:51He says, serve it here.
46:52He says, serve it here.
46:53He says, serve rice from all four sides.
46:55He says, I will make rice pudding with peas.
46:57Oh, my God!
47:00Pappita, why don't you say something?
47:02He was saying..
47:03What?
47:04He was saying, when will she go?
47:04He was saying, when will she go?
47:05Don't lie, Pappita.
47:07She will never say this about me.
47:08Pappita, I have a request.
47:10Yes, tell me.
47:10Make a tune so that this man starts loving me.
47:15I will sing two lines.
47:17I want pickle.
47:22I want rice pudding.
47:25I want rice pudding.
47:28You came here to become a leader.
47:30So what? Don't worry. I am here.
47:33Neel, if I become a politician..
47:36..then give me some tips on politics.
47:39What tips?
47:41I mean..
47:42..if you want to bring down the enemy..
47:45..this is also called politics.
47:46So these are different types of tips.
47:48A big round of applause for Mr. Madhur, Pappita, Kirti and Neel.
47:56The song that you heard in the beginning..
48:00..Karta Suraj Dheere Dheere Dhalta Hai Dhal Jayega.
48:03We have been listening to it for years.
48:05The original version of this song was sung by Aziz Nazar.
48:09And our recreated version..
48:11..was sung by his son, Mushtaba.
48:14Mushtaba, please. Welcome him.
48:15Mr. Mushtaba, please come with us.
48:20Mushtaba, before you start singing..
48:22..and we get into the atmosphere..
48:23..let's take a selfie with all of you.
48:24Please come.
48:26Please come.
48:30Thank you.
48:36Today, the youth will regret tomorrow.
48:41The rising sun will slowly set.
48:47The rising sun will slowly set.
48:52It will set. It will set.
48:57It will set. It will set.
49:02You are a traveller here.
49:05These are empty boats.
49:07Your life is a four-day journey.
49:12The earth and the earth will not support you.
49:18You have come empty-handed.
49:20You will leave empty-handed.
49:24Everyone is busy with their own worries.
49:28All of you keep smiling and laughing like this.
49:31And keep watching the Kabir Sharma Show.