005 Sink Pink (Apr 12, 1965)
Transcript
00:30Yes, sir, I promised my little Nora I'd bring her back a fur piece, and I come a fur piece
00:43to get it.
00:44Hold it.
00:45I just got me an idea.
00:48I remember a story about a guy who cornered all the animals in a thing called the Ark.
00:55If it can be done once, it can be done again.
01:08There.
01:09Nora oughta like this.
01:19This'll be the biggest roundup in history.
01:25This is like shooting fish in a bathtub.
01:40Well, I reckon I got them all.
01:45Let's see.
01:46Black panthers?
01:47Check.
01:48Brown panthers?
01:49Check.
01:50Pink panthers?
01:51Check.
01:52Pink panthers?
01:53How come I didn't get a pink panther?
01:55Pink fur.
01:57Nora would just love pink fur in her powder room.
02:00Man, that status.
02:10But, Moana, the pink panther is taboo in this country.
02:15I don't care what his name is, as long as he's pink.
02:19Ah-ha!
02:20There's his footie prince.
02:23Come back, you miserable coward!
02:26Oh, who needs him?
02:30Ha!
02:31I've treated the varmint.
02:33All right, come down, critter, or I'll blast that pink fur clean off in your cart.
02:39I'll blast him even if he does come down.
02:43Ah!
02:44The critter!
02:46I didn't know those critters buzzed when they got shot.
02:52Ow!
03:15That critter is doomed this time.
03:19Well, well, a native elevator.
03:22How quaint.
03:32A gorilla.
03:33And he's a big one.
03:35He'd just about fit my living room.
03:38128 by 9.
03:40He just might do it.
03:42Here, make yourself useful.
03:44Hold on to this tape.
03:46Let's see.
03:477, 8, 9 feet.
03:5015, 25, 46, 75, 90, 124, 178, 193.
04:00Man, that's a mighty big gorilla, even by Texas standards.
04:11Well, what do you know?
04:12He's headed right for the arch.
04:14He's as dumb as the rest of them.
04:17This is the only way to hunt.
04:22Now, where'd he go?
04:23He couldn't have gone through the bridge.
04:28Oh, there he is.
04:43No stupid animal's gonna keep me off my arch.
05:01Open that door.
05:02You don't open that door, I'll make my own door.
05:13You better open that arch, or I'll blast it open.
05:17Rain.
05:18It happened.
05:22It's raining.
05:23I'll drown.
05:26You can have all your animals if you give me back my arch.
05:29Please, give me back my arch.
05:33You can have all your animals if you give me back my arch.
05:36Please, give me back my arch.
05:50I'm safe.
05:52I'm safe.
05:54Now they'll all drown, and I'll be safe.
06:02Why can't man be more like animals?