Full comedy hindi movie
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00:00Very good.
00:04You have come to the right place.
00:07Put it down.
00:13Where are you?
00:16Very good.
00:18Where are you?
00:20Very good.
00:22Your kidney is in trouble.
00:25But that's my knee.
00:26Same thing.
00:27Here in India, same thing.
00:30Keep this tablet for a week.
00:32You will never need to come back here.
00:34Okay?
00:36Are we going to run away again?
00:38How much do I pay you?
00:40200 compulsory.
00:42More than that, your worry.
00:46Here.
00:47Very good.
00:49What did you say in between?
00:50Thank God, I'm not hitting you.
00:52I'm a director.
00:53Look what you have done to me.
00:54You have made me a beggar.
00:56Shut up.
00:57You are a big fool.
00:58You have ruined my business.
01:00Pay.
01:01Show me your talent.
01:02Oh, yes.
01:05The world's eighth wonder.
01:07Surdas Baba.
01:09I will hold your hand and solve all your problems.
01:14World famous, Surdas Baba.
01:16Very good.
01:17Speak in English.
01:18Give it to me.
01:20Come and see the blind Baba.
01:23The blind Baba who is going to hold your hand and all your pain.
01:27Come and see the world famous.
01:29The gift to mankind.
01:30The blind Baba.
01:31Okay?
01:32Are you blind?
01:34Yes, I'm not blind.
01:35I will do everything for you.
01:37Don't play with me.
01:39Someone is coming.
01:41New hen.
01:42Baba.
01:43Surdas Baba.
01:47What is this?
01:48He is blind.
01:50Who is he?
01:51He is a constable.
01:52Greetings.
01:53Here.
01:54Greetings.
01:55Why are you confusing me?
01:56Greetings.
01:57So what if he is blind?
01:58Is this a religious school?
02:00Get up from here or I will make you blind too.
02:02You.
02:03His bad days are going to start.
02:04What did you say?
02:05Nothing.
02:06Say nothing.
02:07Let's go from here.
02:08Baba, let's go.
02:09Change the place.
02:10Pick up the luggage.
02:11Let's go.
02:12Change the place.
02:13Change the place.
02:14What are you doing?
02:15Sorry.
02:16Sorry.
02:17Baba.
02:18The button of the shirt is broken.
02:19It's not good.
02:20Mangal is heavy.
02:21Shut up.
02:22Surdas.
02:24He is blind.
02:25Then the button.
02:27Stop.
02:34Let's go and meet him.
02:44Madam, please come.
02:47Please sit.
02:49He wants a house.
02:50I...
02:51Please sit.
02:55What is your budget?
02:56Around 8-10 crores.
02:58We will get a bungalow for 8-10 crores.
03:01Wow.
03:02Yes, Mr. Mehta.
03:04Get a bungalow.
03:07Lokhandwala zoo will run anywhere.
03:09It's a big party.
03:11The budget is 10 crores.
03:1210 crores.
03:1310 crores?
03:15Excuse me.
03:16Hold on.
03:18We don't want to buy a house.
03:20We want it on rent.
03:21Not 10 crores.
03:2210 thousand.
03:26You should have told us earlier.
03:27You finalized the deal.
03:30Mr. Mehta, cancel the deal.
03:33You guys are too much.
03:35Brother, what is our fault?
03:38When did we tell you that we want to buy a house?
03:41Now you will finalize the deal and cancel it.
03:43What should we do?
03:45Now listen to me carefully.
03:47We need a room and that too a fund.
03:49In which all four of us girls can stay.
03:51Do you understand?
03:52We will get it.
03:53It's ready.
03:55But where?
03:57Behind Lokhandwala.
03:58White house.
03:59White house?
04:02Greetings.
04:03Greetings.
04:04How are you?
04:05I am fine.
04:06Thank you.
04:07Do you see that room no. 8?
04:09The girls will stay there.
04:10They are good girls.
04:11Greetings.
04:12Hello.
04:13Is everything fine?
04:14Yes, everything is fine.
04:15I work in a radio station.
04:16I will take care of the rest.
04:18Son.
04:19Shall I show you?
04:20Yes, the white house is yours.
04:21Go and show her.
04:22Greetings.
04:23Come.
04:24Come.
04:29The thing is that the girls are very good.
04:31Come madam.
04:33Look.
04:34This is the most antique room of the white house.
04:37Antique.
04:38What is it?
04:39When did you make it?
04:40I can feel it.
04:42Can you feel it?
04:44It is a hundred years old room.
04:45Do you understand a hundred years?
04:48This wall has been standing for the past hundred years.
04:50And we have been seeing the wall in front of us.
04:51But it is not possible.
04:52It is not possible.
04:53And this wall has been standing for the past hundred years.
04:55And we have been seeing the wall in front of us.
04:56But it is not possible.
04:57So what if it is not possible?
04:58It is not possible.
04:59What are you saying?
05:00Move aside.
05:01The way from the sofa to the kitchen is straight.
05:04What?
05:05This is the kitchen.
05:06Look, there is a jamb.
05:07There is gas.
05:08There is a gas stove below.
05:09And there is a bathroom next to it.
05:10There is a tap in the bathroom.
05:11It is in the kitchen too.
05:12But the water comes only once.
05:13Either do it here or there.
05:14Kulla.
05:15What is it?
05:16The water comes only once in the morning at 4 o'clock.
05:18Do it.
05:19Do it.
05:20Or else do Kulla.
05:21That is why drinking water is not allowed.
05:24And look.
05:25If you stand here.
05:27And you make a circular movement.
05:30There.
05:31The toilet room will be straight ahead.
05:33Yes?
05:34Isn't it?
05:35Now you will ask me where is the bedroom?
05:36Then ask me.
05:37Where is it?
05:38Here is the bedroom.
05:39Actually there is only one bedroom around here.
05:41So it is the set.
05:43Are you seeing this?
05:44Can you see this table?
05:46Anyway leave that.
05:47Leave the table.
05:48Can you see this flower pot?
05:49flower pot?
05:51how old is it?
05:53100 years?
05:55wrong answer
05:57you tell me
05:59110?
06:01wrong, it's 105 years
06:03a very famous Englishman gave this to our landlord
06:06and look how shiny it is
06:08tell me, flowers?
06:10are you looking at the flowers?
06:12guess how old it is
06:14according to the flower pot, it's 115 years
06:16wrong answer
06:19our landlord broke it in the morning
06:21smell it
06:25anyway
06:27if we go straight from here
06:29straight
06:31this road goes straight to the window
06:33and the sun rises in the morning
06:35if you have a wish in your heart
06:37and a pot of water in your hand
06:39then your wish is fulfilled
06:41and your wish is already fulfilled
06:43you are very lucky
06:45so is the deal final?
06:47final?
06:49bye
06:51no, no, we are not doing it for you
06:53we saw the room because of you