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00:00You
00:30Know
01:00Oh
01:30Yeah
01:32What do I
01:36Get it all out
01:38or more just about
01:41It me man guy get some money me gone down I'd have me sasquatata
01:46To the party of course me up to Palta. They're gonna submit that's killer. He kept our attic
01:52I
02:22Oh
02:52I am asking you, who is that evil, spoilt kid, other than you?
02:55Him.
02:55Your Bittu?
02:56No, no, you mean our Jai.
02:58Jai? What did Jai do?
03:01He looked into my eyes.
03:03He put on a new eye shadow.
03:06Do you see this new eye shadow, sir?
03:08Yes, it's an eye shadow.
03:09But he didn't put it on again. It's on the floor.
03:11This is not a new eye shadow.
03:13Then what is this black thing?
03:14Your Jai has hit me with a ball.
03:17Oh, how did this happen?
03:18Sir, I was standing at my window.
03:21He opened his eyes and hit me with the ball.
03:25My left eye and right eye were swollen.
03:28Jai, what did you do?
03:30Mummy, I didn't do it on purpose.
03:32Come on, say sorry to aunty.
03:34Hey, if I say sorry, will my eye make-up get fixed?
03:38Slap him. Slap this ill-mannered kid.
03:41Then we'll know.
03:42Oh, wow. How can I slap him?
03:45Hey, he hit me.
03:46Didn't you see the ball coming?
03:48I saw it, grandma.
03:49Then why did you move away from the ball?
03:51I went to catch it.
03:53Yes, you couldn't catch it and you hit the kid.
03:56Don't you dare hit the kid.
03:58Look, grandma, you're not doing the right thing.
04:00Today, he broke my eye.
04:02Tomorrow, he'll break someone else's eye.
04:03Day after tomorrow, he'll break someone else's nose.
04:05Day after tomorrow, he'll break someone else's leg.
04:06Don't worry, he won't break anyone's leg.
04:08Is that so?
04:09He'll only break your leg.
04:11What?
04:11Yes, our kid is very nice.
04:13No, mom. Jai has really become very bad.
04:16Come on, say sorry to aunty.
04:17You're getting scared.
04:18But...
04:19Please don't interfere.
04:20Do you know what Jai did yesterday?
04:22He blew up Sharma's car.
04:24I didn't do anything.
04:26Liar. Who broke my sunglasses?
04:29I was trying to put them on.
04:30They fell down.
04:31Son, you should have fun as much as you're tall.
04:34Okay, okay.
04:35Take care of your ill-mannered and spoiled son.
04:38Idiot.
04:38Just wait and watch.
04:39One day, he'll become the biggest terrorist of the elders.
04:42Come on, Bittu.
04:45Suraj, how do I look?
04:48You look like a whore.
04:49Oh my God.
04:51You're worse than Jai.
04:53Let's go.
04:55Jai, what's all this?
04:56If you come out and misbehave, all your games will be over.
04:59Got it?
05:02And don't you dare touch my things.
05:05What's the point of being an adult?
05:07Come on, Dhruv. I'll drop you.
05:08Mom, we're going upstairs.
05:11Sorry, mom.
05:12Come on.
05:16No, my son. Don't cry.
05:21Grandma, I hit the ball by mistake.
05:24I know.
05:25I didn't try to hit Uncle Sharma, Bittu did it.
05:29He took my name.
05:31I broke Jia's sunglasses.
05:34But, I'm not a bad kid, grandma.
05:37No, my son, you're not a bad kid at all.
05:39The children who accept their mistakes are not bad, they are very good.
05:44Now I'm going to show them how evil children are.
05:48You? How?
05:50Like this.
05:54Grandma, what happened to you? You shrank.
05:57Yes, my child. Now I'll tell everyone how evil children are.
06:02But your voice is like grandma's.
06:05Is it okay now?
06:06Yes, grandma.
06:08Now don't call me grandma.
06:10Why?
06:11Because now I'm your new friend, Pari.
06:14Pari? Hello, grandma Pari. I mean Pari.
06:17Hello, my son Jai. I mean Jai.
06:22Now I'll tell everyone how evil children are and how to be evil.
06:27Pari, who will be your first victim?
06:30Shanti Tavarwal.
06:32Hey, look at this, Shanti.
06:36You must be able to see how and where the magic happens in grandma's house.
06:41Hey, but where is she? Grandma's daughter?
06:46Grandma is here and so is the child.
06:50Hey, why don't you tell me?
06:53No, grandma.
06:54Let's go.
07:01Whose face was that?
07:03Yours, fatso.
07:05How did you know?
07:06Hey, who are you? And how did you come here?
07:09I'm Jai and Bittu's friend. I came through the door.
07:12Fatso aunty.
07:14She calls me fatso aunty.
07:16Bittu! Bittu!
07:18Yes, mom.
07:19And Bittu, who is he?
07:21He? He's our new friend.
07:23But what are you doing here, Pari?
07:24Forget him. Take him outside and play.
07:27And listen, don't play with Jai. He's very naughty.
07:30Let's go, Pari.
07:30Okay.
07:32Bye, fatso aunty.
07:34Bittu called me fatso aunty.
07:38But how did she know?
07:40That drama boy was mine.
07:48Hey, Tavarwal.
07:50Why do you keep touching your hair?
07:53What? Who are you?
07:55Hey, Shanti! Shanti!
07:57Why do you keep calling me Shanti?
08:00Fatso!
08:01Fatso? Shanti!
08:05Jai, why are you shouting?
08:07Whose child is this? She calls me fatso.
08:09You don't know whose child she is.
08:12She's his friend.
08:13Hey, I told you to go outside and play.
08:15Hey, let's go outside and play.
08:17Go away from here.
08:19Make me a cup of tea with cream.
08:21Yes, I'll make it for you.
08:24Hey, Tavarwal.
08:25What?
08:25You won't get the cream.
08:27Why?
08:27Because your wife will eat all the cream.
08:30What?
08:31Give me some cream in the tea.
08:33He keeps reading the newspaper all day.
08:35And he wants fat cream in the tea.
08:38You'll have the cream, Shanti.
08:40Fat cream.
08:42But look at your wife.
08:45She's eating the cream like a cat.
08:47What?
08:48Hey, cream thief!
08:54What happened to the cream?
08:56Hey, you're here again.
08:58Get out of here.
08:59Hmm.
09:00Now I know why you're getting fatter day by day.
09:03You told me to put cream in the tea.
09:06I was checking if the cream was fresh.
09:08Shut up!
09:09But this cute fairy told me
09:11that you're stealing the cream from my tea.
09:14Tavarwal, she always steals it.
09:17Oh.
09:18Hey, get her out of the house.
09:21I'll get you out of the house.
09:22It's my house. Will you get me out?
09:24Will you get out or not?
09:25Come on.
09:26I'll get you out.
09:27Come on.
09:28Come on.
09:29Come on.
09:30Come on.
09:31Come on.
09:32My child.
09:35Now I'll find out
09:37what a naughty girl is like.
09:42What happened, Shanti?
09:44What do I tell you, Radha?
09:46For the first time in my life,
09:48I had to get out of my house.
09:51What's the matter?
09:52Is Sabarwal laughing or crying?
09:54Grandma, I'm crying.
09:56Why?
09:57Did your husband throw you out of the house?
10:00Yes.
10:01Grandma, how did you know?
10:03A cute little fairy told me.
10:07Radha, it must be her.
10:09That naughty girl.
10:11I've never seen such a naughty girl in my life.
10:15According to you, Jai is a naughty boy.
10:18No, no.
10:19Jai is a big cheetah.
10:21Yes, Radha.
10:22Jai is a big cheetah.
10:24He calls me aunty.
10:26And that girl...
10:27Fatty. Fatty.
10:29Where is this voice coming from?
10:31Fatty. Fatty.
10:32Where is this voice coming from, Radha?
10:34From there.
10:39This?
10:40Yes, this is the same grandma.
10:42Where did grandma go, Radha?
10:44I think she went inside.
10:45Yes.
10:47Radha, before this girl says anything to me, I'll leave.
10:51Won't you ask for anything, beggar?
10:53I'm a beggar?
10:54Yes.
10:55The whole of India knows.
10:57Whenever Shanti comes to someone's house,
10:59she always asks for something.
11:01There are 60 children in the world.
11:03Whose child is this?
11:05She's my friend.
11:06Such an insolent friend?
11:08Yes.
11:09To tell you the truth, fat aunty is insolent.
11:12Ask for milk, tea, sugar, potatoes.
11:16Radha, give me some sugar and tea leaves.
11:19What are you doing?
11:21Go.
11:22I don't want it.
11:23I'm going.
11:25You devil.
11:30Shanti.
11:31Leave Shanti and look at your husband.
11:33I'm sorry.
11:34I hope you didn't get hurt.
11:36You made me fall, Shanti.
11:38You're such a coward.
11:40Who are you?
11:41I'm Jai's friend, Pari.
11:43I see.
11:44Didn't your parents teach you how to talk to your friends?
11:47Don't teach me manners.
11:49I fell down in front of my wife.
11:52Shanti, I'm sorry.
11:54I hope you didn't get hurt.
11:56What do I tell you, Suraj?
11:58I got hurt.
12:00Where?
12:01Suraj.
12:03Don't call me fat aunty.
12:04What?
12:05I want it.
12:07Why?
12:08Insolence.
12:11Jai, you have such insolent friends.
12:13Get out.
12:14Okay, Jai.
12:15We'll go and play cricket.
12:17Jai won't play cricket with you.
12:20Okay, you come.
12:21We'll play hide and seek.
12:22What?
12:23Yes, you hide and I seek.
12:25Whose daughter is she?
12:27Go out, son.
12:29You come, Radha.
12:30We'll play hide and seek.
12:32No, I don't want to come.
12:33You go.
12:34We'll play hide and seek.
12:36And we'll take Suraj too.
12:38No need.
12:39Go out.
12:40Go.
12:41Go.
12:44I don't know whose daughter she is.
12:47She came again.
12:49Again.
12:51What happened, Radha?
12:52Why are you so angry?
12:54Mom, a naughty girl came just now.
12:56More naughty than Jai?
12:58Jai is nothing compared to her.
13:00She was so insolent.
13:01So insolent.
13:02What do I tell you?
13:03Really?
13:04Tell me.
13:05Really?
13:06I don't know, mom.
13:07What all parents teach their children.
13:11Mom, how did you come out?
13:13You were inside.
13:15I'm a fairy.
13:16Sometimes inside and sometimes outside.
13:20Radha, I'm feeling dizzy.
13:22Give me a hot coffee.
13:23Come on.
13:24Let's go.
13:26Rani.
13:27Rani.
13:29Yes, Jai.
13:30Rani, that's great.
13:31We're going on a holiday.
13:33That's great.
13:34We're going on a holiday.
13:36We haven't gone on a holiday yet.
13:38There's still time.
13:41No, Dhruv.
13:42You're always late.
13:45We're not going too far.
13:47We're meeting in the parlour.
13:50No, no.
13:51Not this disco.
13:52Dad doesn't like it.
13:53Besides, it's Neeta's birthday.
13:57Okay, fine.
13:58Come here.
13:59I'll get ready.
14:00Bye.
14:01Jaya, where are you going?
14:03It's Neeta's birthday and she's inviting me.
14:05You eat cake on your birthday.
14:07Yes, but I go alone on my friends' birthdays.
14:11I'm not asking you to take me along.
14:13Why should I trust you?
14:14You can go wherever you want.
14:16I'll get ready.
14:17My sweet grandma.
14:18Okay, sweet Jaya.
14:21Jaya, let me remember my youth.
14:25Not youth, but childhood.
14:28Jai.
14:30I'll save you.
14:32Pari, what are you doing in my house?
14:34Jai, did you forget I'm your grandma?
14:37Sorry, grandma.
14:38I was just kidding.
14:39Will you eat cake?
14:40Who will feed me cake?
14:41It's Jaya's friend's birthday.
14:43Will you go?
14:45Go? Who will take me?
14:46Jaya, who else?
14:52Mom, I'm leaving.
14:54Dhruv is here.
14:56Come on, Jaya. We're getting late.
14:57I'm sure we're getting late.
14:58Okay, bye, mom.
14:59Come back soon, son.
15:01Take me along, Jaya.
15:03Who is he?
15:04He's my friend, Pari.
15:05He knows you're going to a party.
15:08Can I come along?
15:10No, son.
15:12You keep quiet, Dhruv.
15:13I'm talking to Jaya.
15:15How can you talk to her?
15:17You can't take her.
15:18Come on, Dhruv.
15:21Jaya, listen to me.
15:24She's gone.
15:25Radha, even you don't talk to Jaya.
15:28Let me talk to you first.
15:32Don't worry, Jaya.
15:33We'll go to the party.
15:35But how will we go to the party?
15:36I'm there for you.
15:38Ring, ring.
15:39The past, present and future will change.
15:41Wherever Jaya is, she'll take us there.
15:45Happy birthday to Amitabh.
15:49Happy birthday to you.
15:56You're here.
15:59Hello, my dear.
16:01You're an old friend.
16:04I'm only four.
16:06You're useless.
16:08What?
16:09You're here?
16:11Yes.
16:13What are you doing here?
16:14With me.
16:15What are you doing here, Jaya?
16:16He's my friend.
16:17He's with me.
16:18Any problem?
16:19What are you doing here?
16:20Get lost.
16:21No.
16:22Okay, don't fool around.
16:24Here's your cake.
16:26You want the whole thing, you moron?
16:28The whole cake?
16:29Yes, I want the whole thing.
16:31Okay, fine. Take it. But go away from here.
16:33No, we'll have ice cream too. Right, Jai?
16:36Yes, ice cream too.
16:37I'm a waiter. Please serve ice cream to both of them.
16:39Yes, sir.
16:41Jai, take the cake quickly.
16:43Otherwise, they won't believe us.
16:47Oh, my cake.
16:49Jia, who is he?
16:51I don't know. I don't know where Jai gets his friends from.
16:54He's such a rascal. Don't ask him.
16:57Don't ask him, Jai. Just eat it.
16:59Grandma, how are we going to eat all this ice cream?
17:02With our mouths. How else?
17:05But grandma, we're too small to eat all this ice cream.
17:08But I'm big.
17:10I can't see. Eat it.
17:24Okay.
17:42That's enough, grandma.
17:45Waiter, get some more ice cream.
17:48It's over. I ate all of it.
17:49Look, the girl is eating it.
17:51Parminder, listen.
17:52Your ice cream is over.
17:54What? First of all, you snatch my ice cream.
17:56And on top of that, you call me Parminder.
17:58Yes, you do.
17:59Spoons, get some more ice cream.
18:01What did you say? Did we say spoons?
18:03I knew it. You could be such a rude friend, Jai.
18:06What happened?
18:07Your brother's evil friend snatched my ice cream.
18:10Yes, and he ate all my cake too.
18:12Sir, this is the bill.
18:13He ate the entire restaurant and I don't know what all he ate.
18:16Give it to me.
18:17Give it to me.
18:19Rs. 1,625.
18:22How did you two eat so much?
18:24How else?
18:25Parminder, give me more ice cream.
18:28Not Parminder, I want everything.
18:30Everything. I want everything.
18:31I want ice cream.
18:33Oh, God. It's too much.
18:34Did you see that?
18:35The rude brother's rude friend.
18:37My brother is not rude.
18:38But he is.
18:40I don't know where this girl came from.
18:41Give me the money.
18:43Where do I get the money from?
18:44Give me some more.
18:46I will ask the others.
18:49Jai, you are such a good boy.
18:51How did you get such a rude friend?
18:53He has no manners at all.
18:57I wanted to tell you that Jai is a good boy.
19:01He is not a bad boy.
19:02We will play cricket soon.
19:04Yes, but this time we won't get caught by aunt Shanti.
19:07Okay?
19:08We won't get caught by aunt Shanti.
19:10We will get caught by someone else.
19:11Go.
19:17Radha!
19:18Radha!
19:19Mr. Suraj.
19:20What happened? Why are you shouting?
19:22Mr. Suraj, where is she?
19:24Oh, my God. Did Jai do something naughty again?
19:26No, Mr. Suraj.
19:27Jai is a very innocent boy.
19:29Where is she?
19:30Your Bittu is here.
19:31No, I am not talking about Bittu.
19:33I am talking about that naughty girl.
19:36That fairy.
19:37She is not sitting here.
19:38She must be sitting at home.
19:39What are you saying, Mr. Suraj?
19:41I saw her with Jai with my own eyes.
19:43Mr. Suraj, I saw her with Jai with my own eyes.
19:47What?
19:47Yes. She is a very naughty girl.
19:50Yes, dad.
19:51Aunt Shanti is absolutely right.
19:53That girl is a very naughty girl.
19:55What did she do now?
19:56She ruined our birthday party.
19:59Do you know, Mr. Suraj?
20:00She threw the ball straight into my mouth.
20:03Yes, but how did the ball go inside your mouth?
20:06Mr. Suraj, I was standing in the balcony.
20:08I was holding it like this.
20:10And as soon as I opened my mouth, she took the ball.
20:15This girl is so ill-mannered, dad.
20:18Do you know, she ate so much cake and ice cream at the party?
20:21This naughty girl.
20:22Wait a minute.
20:23How did the ball come out?
20:25Yes. Yes.
20:26Mr. Suraj, the ball came out of my mouth.
20:29I won't spare this naughty girl.
20:32I have never seen such an ill-mannered girl in my life.
20:36Yes, dad.
20:37And we used to consider poor Jai ill-mannered.
20:39No, no, no.
20:40Our Jai is like a cow compared to her.
20:42I won't spare this naughty girl.
20:44I will take you to your parents.
20:46Tell me, where do you stay?
20:48Hey, fatso.
20:49Yes, what?
20:49If you want to become like me, just watch.
20:51Hey, what will she show me?
20:53Look up.
20:54I saw.
20:55Look down.
20:56I saw.
20:56Look left.
20:57I saw.
20:58Look right.
20:58I saw.
20:59And turn around.
21:00Hey, old woman.
21:01Turn around.
21:03Grandma.
21:04Mother-in-law.
21:06Yes, I am the son-in-law's daughter.
21:10But why did you do all this, mother-in-law?
21:13To explain to all of you that our Jai is not wrong.
21:16He is straight. He is honest.
21:18Children are evil.
21:20Otherwise they wouldn't have been children.
21:21If our children misbehave,
21:23then we shouldn't scold them or beat them.
21:25We should explain to them nicely.
21:27That's why I did this role.
21:28But why did you have to be a little girl?
21:30If you had stayed like this, I would have understood.
21:33What did you say?
21:34But grandma, the girl you had become,
21:37there is no girl more mischievous than her in this world.
21:40No, there won't be.
21:43What happened?
21:44Let's go and learn.
21:46Who hit this ball?
21:48Hey, old woman.
21:50Your ball is lighter.
22:07Mischievous, mischievous, mischievous.
22:09Mischievous, mischievous, mischievous.
22:14We are the neighbours of the straight line.
22:17You are after us like a cat.
22:21If you try to escape from us, you will be in trouble.
22:23We will give you a shock.
22:25Mischievous, mischievous, mischievous.
22:28Mischievous, mischievous, mischievous.