My Lady Jane Episode 1 Romance TV Shows 2024
When Jane's ambitious mother auctions her off to the highest bidder, she finds herself reluctantly betrothed to the enigmatic and frustratingly handsome Guildford Dudley. Despite her initial dismay, Jane soon learns that Guildford harbors a dark secret that could endanger both their lives. As if that weren't enough, a sinister plot to assassinate her cousin, King Edward, threatens to plunge the kingdom into chaos. In "My Lady Jane," a sharp-tongued, warm-hearted tale of romance, adventure, and fantasy, true love proves its existence, people defy expectations, and even heroines seemingly destined for doom can forge their own destinies. Catch the adventure on Trend Hub Channel!
When Jane's ambitious mother auctions her off to the highest bidder, she finds herself reluctantly betrothed to the enigmatic and frustratingly handsome Guildford Dudley. Despite her initial dismay, Jane soon learns that Guildford harbors a dark secret that could endanger both their lives. As if that weren't enough, a sinister plot to assassinate her cousin, King Edward, threatens to plunge the kingdom into chaos. In "My Lady Jane," a sharp-tongued, warm-hearted tale of romance, adventure, and fantasy, true love proves its existence, people defy expectations, and even heroines seemingly destined for doom can forge their own destinies. Catch the adventure on Trend Hub Channel!
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00:00You
00:06Jane this marriage protects us shut up. I'm sorry. I don't want to be married
00:11We're all born to certain roles our destiny is set where is she going the Dudleys will do anything for power
00:17And they are very very very rich. We're leaving now
00:23Forgive me
00:25That's my baby brother weaker than a Sicilian's virtue and his will for succession is done
00:31I'm not afraid of death your elder sister Mary is indeed the rightful heir to the throne
00:35What if there was somebody else Lady Jane Lady Jane Grey what a happy coincidence
00:40Jane's husband to be is your son you were the rudest man. I've ever met on the night is young
00:49Mother about the wedding please don't make me marry him I Guilford take thee
00:55Jane
01:06If you ever find yourself faking a fatal disease to avoid saying I do
01:11First check there isn't a royal medic in the congregation
01:15Because if you don't you might find yourself strapped to a table by a sadist with a penchant for knife work
01:23Bollocks a
01:25strict
01:26Examination Lady Jane is the only way to assess if you are in fact
01:31Sickened by the affliction and indeed near death as your recent collapse intimates. Oh if there is a another
01:39Simpler reason she's faking the simpler reason is she's faking
01:53And up here
01:55The devil is there
01:57Know what that is. Yeah, that's fine
02:00Might be a spleen thing. Yes. I'm all for de-spleening these days
02:07useless organ
02:12Dr. Butts shouldn't you be with the king don't you women ever stop talking now if you are ailed by the affliction
02:21Blood shall tell us everything
02:23The blood shall tell him nothing
02:25The blood is made from dried beetle shells and honey crystals Jane chewed up and dribbled out
02:39Why it is sweet
02:43Perfect no affliction what don't say what?
02:47Say pardon. Yes humors are out of balance. That's excess melancholy and unladylike aggression
02:54Thorough bleed and the wedding may proceed and I'll get my boy to make the blood into a into a sausage for your breakfast
03:04Jane's options are clear
03:06Marriage or torture followed by marriage followed by a sausage made from her own blood
03:17You are a masterful healer mother
03:24Dr. Butts healed me. I thought he would
03:28Come on, baby
03:45Lady Jane, do you feel better?
03:57I do
04:10Swan's mate for life. It's symbolic
04:12Jane wants to throw up
04:14Thank you
04:15all that effort begging pleading running away and then the merest hint of torture wanker and she
04:22Capitulated did you just call me a wanker call myself a wanker?
04:26But I rather expect you're one too
04:28You're even more charming and ladylike than I remember. Oh and your gala had reborn very picture of chivalric manhood
04:36Did you just say that you're picturing my manhood Jane darling? I haven't congratulated you on this happy day. I
04:45Need some air
04:46No more games. I know you hate it, but trust me you will find this marriage empowering
04:53Empowering wait, he owns me now. I am his wife his chattel
04:58Here's his problem and no longer mine in Francis Lady Jane the Duke of Norfolk sends his fondest move move and leave it in the
05:04Gift room. Thank you
05:06Jane you outrank Guilford his grandfather was an accountant
05:12Where is your great-grandfather with the King of England?
05:15Tell me mother. Did I fetch a good price or was I a bargain?
05:19I would have paid them to take you eat your swan
05:25Word to the wise now listen
05:28Target is in sight. The bullseye is clear
05:32Still requires a steady hand out as we pull back the bow
05:37So remember twang twang twang
05:42So Stan tell me about you my fiance has the plague a bad luck
05:48My husband's dead bad luck indeed I know
06:00Was that a withering look oh
06:04And another one
06:07Consider me with it
06:09How'd you fake the blood in the church anyway, hmm the blood was not fake
06:14Perhaps medic was wrong when I do have the affliction simply crawling all over my lungs
06:18And hey now that we're married you'll catch it and we'll both die
06:22Fingers crossed
06:26Margaret what you're ten beer only I love wine and
06:34Jane had forgotten all about
06:36the bedding ceremony
06:38People people eyes to me eyes to me
06:45well
06:46His Royal Highness King Edward has returned to the palace to rule our great kingdom and to keep the verity
06:54people safe
06:56There are many here today who feared that this day would never come I mean my
07:04Rascal son the greys unpopular daughter, but as my darling departed wife used to say
07:11There is a key for every lock
07:15Guilford has managed to insert that key today
07:19so let's raise a glass the pure verity Union of
07:26Lady Jane Grey and my son Lord Guilford Dudley
07:33Stand up there two of you come on
07:36Jane and Guilford
07:40Smile Keith and Ives people love you
07:49I'd like to say a few words I
07:52Stand before my countrymen and women
07:55Offering not just my blessings, but those of my brother King Edwards
08:00There is no soul he holds in higher esteem than Jane. I hear he's coughing all the way to his coffee Bessie
08:08silence fool
08:10To speak of his majesty's death is treason even in jest I
08:16Entreat you all to remember that when speaking of my beloved brother
08:20Besides I can assure you
08:22Good King Edward is alive and safe
08:27Incorrect
08:28Edward is alive
08:30but not safe
08:33Too much excitement. I knew it would be I'm always right by these things
08:36What news of of Jen Jen is fine fainted with joy. This is there on your behalf
08:47More Ethian uprisings in the north the pack sire a beastly leader
08:52Archer why haven't you killed him yet? I'm trying my best
08:56No, I wish to be alone
09:00Sleep brother
09:12They gone
09:16I'm starving
09:21Cheese love cheese. I have had an idea. We can find the poison out by finding the source of the poison
09:30To dogs, it smells like rotting flesh and poo-poo when I find my poison. I can order them boiled to death
09:36Marvelously barbaric dad's idea. Of course, of course. Oh, here's an idea
09:41Find the source of the poison find the poisoner. Did I just say that tomorrow morning?
09:46We're going to have an adventure if I do this if I help you then once your poisoner is dead boiled boiled
09:53Then you will come with me to granny's promise me. I can't go back there without you. I promise
10:00I wonder what Jane is doing. Hope she's having fun. Jane is not having fun
10:06Like every virgin
10:08Contemplating her first meeting with the big D
10:11Jane is feeling a heady mix of nerves and concupiscence or as the kids call it the raging horn
10:19Jane has the raging horn for Guilford
10:23Even though she knows he is utterly incorrigible and that their first time the bedding ceremony will be in front of
10:30everybody in this room
10:33Not dancing
10:35They're just stumbling and shit-faced
10:39Well, let me tell you a secret
10:41Sometimes getting shit-faced is incredibly good fun
10:47Got something in your teeth what?
10:53Oh
11:24I
11:30Bet there's plenty of time for that. We all know what's coming
11:53Oh
12:15How did that get in there and an Ethiopian thief I'd wager I can tell multitudes for lady
12:23Well, it's been a pleasure
12:26You know a woman named Susanna she's like you
12:30Eating she's my best friend. We don't all know each other actually
12:36What the tits
12:45I had come in here to apologize for my rudeness. But now I see you're pilfering our wedding gifts. Perhaps I should
12:51They'd fund my freedom you humiliated me. This is a clearly doomed
12:57Arrangement. So yes, I intend to leave you as soon as possible. No, why you are one of the most notorious rakes in London
13:04Thank you. Oh, it's not a good thing
13:07Do you know what people say about you that you sleep all day carouse all night spending your time with knaves fools harlots drunkards braggart
13:15Well, you certainly seem to enjoy my company in the tavern and besides at least I have friends
13:20And yet you still married me a complete stranger. I had my reasons. Oh, how terribly cryptic my what a fascinating
13:29Enigma you are. What were your reasons?
13:31Money and to save my sister Catherine from an ancient Duke who smells like a forgotten chamber pot
13:37Do I smell like a forgotten chamber pot? I
13:42Have not smelled you
13:44And I don't intend to it was not the killer exit line that Jane was hoping for
13:49But it was all she had
13:52The young lovers began to wonder if you'd given in to temptation and jumped in the proverbial sack. Oh dad, absolutely not
14:01Jolly good because the bedding ceremony is about to begin. Come on. Let's go
14:08After which you must actually shag seal the deal. Hmm. Otherwise this marriage could be ended like that
14:19I
14:35This is quite the turn on business, hey
14:39goodness
14:40Jane I know we haven't discussed what happens between a man and a woman
14:45But if you're anything like me, I think you'll take to it like a duck to water, please
14:50Do not demean us both with a speech about the marital bit right get it off. Come on
14:54Remember, there's a deal to be sealed fun is fun. But work is work get the job done
15:01now Jane darling
15:03Mouth closed legs open you're killing me. That is a show
15:08Time ticks by we all get older. Please dad. I spy a maiden shoulder. Tell you what chaps
15:14They do rather fancy mummykins
15:17I've got a few tips hold anything firm
15:21firmly and
15:23anything soft
15:25Softly, how are you really hurt? Shh don't listen to her
15:44Oh
15:49Why aren't they leaving
15:50They need to see our legs to prove consummation
15:54They'll leave if we fought against each other
15:57our feet I mean
16:15The way you
16:34Jane
16:35Now that we are finally alone. Let me be clear
16:38I do not think that I should have to defend myself or the way that I've chosen to live my life until now
16:44Because it's indefensible
16:45Let me speak
16:48Jane
16:50Do you
16:54Have you ever been in a situation where you've had to do a certain thing and then when you got there
16:59You didn't know if you could go through with it
17:10Not without a drink at least
17:15I
17:17Don't require wine for courage or
17:20Personality God's teeth. No wonder your mother sold you to the highest bidder. No wonder your father had to buy you a wife
17:25Well, I should thank him because of all the heinous know-it-all wenches in the world
17:28I got stuck with you. Don't speak to me like that because I'm your lord husband who you are to love honor and obey
17:41Mist
17:45I
17:48Wish to be alone until the morrow Jane, that's the good night dressing room
18:14Oh
18:33Actually, I didn't it was something to look forward to
18:38Look, do you mind if we just hop back up? I'll be awfully fast
18:45Oh
18:46It's that damp in the ceiling
18:49Look at him. We just feel so sad
18:52You'll get over it
18:54Why doesn't your father take better care of this place? Daddy likes to spend money. It's just not good at earning it
19:01Dudley's broke
19:06You're scaring me
19:10I'm like
19:14Oh
19:16It must be
19:19Terribly vexing this money situation for all of you now
19:25Come on and burn yourself
19:44I
19:52Cannot tempt you to join me. I
19:55detest bathing
19:57How many times do I have to tell you we are peevish I see
20:02Patience princess the throne will be yours. It is your birthright. And when you have that crown
20:07We can finally say all the Etions just our daddy would have wanted. That's exactly what I said
20:13That's not what you said
20:17Naturally once Queen betrothal will be your honor to bestow upon me
20:22But until that happy day arrives, I'm not going to let you go
20:25I'm not going to let you go
20:27I'm not going to let you go
20:29But until that happy day arrives, I hope you would accept this token of my abiding love and affection
20:39I'm overcome
20:42But you know, I can't accept it
20:45Do you give me your ring?
20:48Instead and I'll wear that on a chain around my neck as a symbol of love and fidelity
20:52Well, I ring that was a gift from King Henry. I know and as he gave it to you kissed it
20:59Is your special?
21:07Now I have daddy's blessing
21:17Hello
21:27Bastard leave me
21:29You can't go out like that you're practically naked your hair
21:36You are a wife now you only take your hair down when you're alone with himself during marital purposes marital a
21:46Woman needs it at least once a day
21:48I like it twice myself if you don't get it then all the fluids and vapors build up and cause fits
21:54I knew a widow from Exeter who miss marital purposes so much that her eyes exploded
22:00And then she died
22:05Guilford will show you what to do
22:07Where is Lord Guilford? Oh, he keeps a bed down by the stables. He likes the easy access to town
22:14I'm sure he does
22:29Oh
22:54You
22:56You left me stuck in that sodding dressing room all night you knave you locked yourself in the sodding dressing room in numpty
23:07Jane I really need to be alone. Oh, well, we're married now. So not being alone is part of the deal Jane, please
23:16Why
23:26You're a horse
23:30Change back
23:32Guilford the servants everywhere. Someone is going to see you change back
23:38Thought I'd find you here the inevitable wedding morning conversation
23:44He can't change not until sunset
23:48Meet Rupert. He's Guilford's groom
23:50Milady what don't say what say pardon Guilford can't control his Ethiopian powers. Why?
23:58Ethiopians can change back and forth whenever they want. Everybody knows that not my boy never has we don't know why
24:04It's a sort of horse by day man by night thing
24:07It's not a thing. I think you're in shock
24:10Give yourself a little time and you'll see that it's not that bad. I mean look at him
24:14It's not as if he's one of those pack Ethiopian
24:17She hears so much about I mean with Guilford. It's it's more of a quirk
24:22So you Rupert and Guilford will embark upon your honeymoon today honeymoon
24:29Why would I go on a honeymoon?
24:32with a horse
24:34To evade prying eyes and have some time to adjust and to focus on the realities of your marriage
24:40No, no, I can't stay married to him
24:43Jane Jane Jane Jane
24:45I often find with very clever people like your good self
24:49They gad about the place spouting Greek and generally arsing things up, but they're frequently blind to bigger truths
24:57Do you know the punishment for Ethiopian verity into marriage?
25:04If I tell anyone we're all dead
25:07You him me your mother your sisters me probably Oh definitely you
25:14This is madness. My cousin King Edward will annul this marriage. He will protect me
25:18The ailing verity King who's expanded division laws who's constantly hanging
25:24Ethiopian miscreants do you really want to bet your life on that the only clear way out of this
25:32is quiet obedience
25:34The honeymoon far far away Oh
25:39Jane did you actually think you'd find a real man to marry?
25:54As a boy
25:56Edward thrilled at tales of Emperor Nero who would Donna disguise and cavort around Rome as a commoner
26:04Now Edward is finally about to experience it for himself
26:08The world as a normal person a pleb a pauper
26:13Someone who isn't probably dying
26:16Someone who shall uncover the truth dash it old woman. I
26:21Am a simple farmer seeking a herbalist pray tell by me P go bugger off
26:27I
26:29Did you see that no idea who I was bugger off she said you can't see a herbalist anywhere perhaps we should try the next village
26:38Wait look
26:41There's only a flower girl
26:44No, she hasn't you distract her I'll change and take a sniff around
26:49Marjoram beaverfew sage and daisies good for ales you and bad for what might impale you
26:57Good morrow flower peasant
27:00What can I do you for sir? I need a
27:04Sleeping potion. Yeah, come on. I'll make a draft. I mean a more
27:08permanent sleep
27:10No
27:11Sorry, bugger off
27:14Oh filthy beast look at this state of the earth a the and scum
27:26Gods where are you taking her gods?
27:32Where are they taking her who cares she's a beast I
27:36Told you about the sleeping draft mate
27:39Poison is verboten get it. I don't have it. I don't sell it. I don't even know what it is
27:48Tafana
27:52Nasty little feet you filthy little poison merchant to whom did you sell this was it someone at the palace?
27:59Tell him or I'll cut your blinking throat fine
28:04Maybe I saw Tafana here
28:06some back in a cloak
28:08Guy with a creepy ring looked a bit like an eyeball what sort of eyeball
28:13Get out of here and leave me in peace
28:22Let me it's kind of like bugger off
28:28Farmer you must get you to granny. No, no, I need to talk to Jane a
28:34a
28:37Horse for a husband a
28:40fucking horse for a husband and a lying horse husband at that
28:45Jane wants more than ever to escape and perhaps if she holds her valuable wedding gifts she can
28:56Would you please unlock that oh, no, it's going on honeymoon with you exciting
29:00There are some gifts that I would like to retrieve your new Lord and Master's orders milady
29:06He is not my lord and master
29:09Greetings sister
29:12Salutations urchin kicker. Oh, they love me. How's married life?
29:18Tally ho good luck with that this just arrived for you from his majesty
29:31Mankey in it you played with it as children exactly mankey
29:38Say hi to your mom for me
29:51The note from Edward could only mean one thing
29:54Jane's fake collapse in the church had forced him to come to his senses and annul her disaster of a marriage
30:03Very definition of cloak and dagger
30:09You look better Jane
30:13What do you know about poison I
30:15Have this friend and he thinks he might have accidentally ingested to Fana
30:20The Florentine Widowmaker, yes, I knew you would know you've always been so jolly clever about things like this
30:28How bad is it catastrophic
30:31Tiffana is the most lethal substance that there is I mean in large doses
30:35What kills you instantly in small doses it creeps into your lungs seeps into your blood until it reaches your heart and then and then
30:43You die
30:49I know
30:51I'll stay here for a while and help your poor friend Jane. I won't help you abandon your wifely duties
30:57You sound like Guilford. You cannot be that bad. Honestly, he is that bad. In fact, he is
31:05What what is he, you know, you used to be the one person in whom I could confide
31:14There was nothing we wouldn't do for each other Jane there is so much going on that you don't and cannot know what do
31:18I not know. No, it's none of your concern. God. Why are you being such a prat?
31:22Do you not speak to your king like that? Do you realize it doesn't matter how many times you say King?
31:28You'll never be your father. You're nothing but a wife
31:32It's Guilford Dundee's property
31:48Oh
32:05Well pipe a little gamey well such a challenge to digest
32:19I call you here today to impart news that will I trust shock you as
32:25Much as it shocked me. I
32:28Have ascertained that my malaise is not the affliction
32:34It is in fact poison
32:41Furthermore I have reason to believe that my would-be assassin is somebody at court. It could even be one of you
32:49I
32:51Demand each of you pledged to stop at nothing to find a culprit
32:56Your majesty, please rest assured that we will endeavor to find who is responsible for this
33:02We will go to all lengths that we will not stop. We will not stop. You must banish any doubts within the royal mind
33:08I'm still speaking this atrocity. We'll endeavor to find who is responsible for this
33:13There's no way to which we will not go. It's as simple as that. It is as simple as that
33:18We will find them. You might know that's enough
33:21If you cannot find the poisoner
33:24I'll assume you all treasonous bastards
33:28And I'll boil you all together
33:37So without further ado
33:42Bother off
33:45Delusions of persecution
33:48The king is losing his wits often happens in the latter stages of affliction. Perhaps you're right
33:53He looked terrible positively waxy most unpleasant. Oh most unpleasant
33:58Let me look into this poisoning business. Nothing's more important than the monarchy quite quite quite
34:04When Englishmen truly hate each other they will agree profusely
34:14I
34:30Think you mean your Highness
34:41I'm taking charge
34:44You do exactly as I say
34:57Stan
34:59Dad, we get swiftly and talk about girls. What? Shut up. Listen to me. I need you to go to the chancery
35:06Find the King's will for the succession you bring it back to me for safekeeping right now
35:12Right now me I
35:14Believe that a powerful force is conspiring against the king, but I haven't survived a lifetime in court by picking fights
35:21I know I can't win. My priority is the monarchy. We must safeguard the will do you understand?
35:29Whoever gets the crown controls the world
35:33My future your future
35:35Guilford's future the entire kingdom is at stake so stand and go
35:43Get you another button
35:46There are two types of people in the world
35:49Those who lie down and cry for mummy when things get tough and those who know mummy wouldn't piss on you if you were on
35:55Fire so you'd better jolly well get back up and keep fighting your corner because it's the only way you'll survive
36:02Rupert
36:05Desperate for words
36:07Rupert stop
36:10Oh
36:10Cheers
36:12You must make haste m'lady if either of you want to use the tree I can watch the horses and the husband
36:19Russian it's
36:21It's not safe. No pitfall. It's not us all around. Come on. Thank you m'lady
36:26But yeah, let's take a slash
36:29I
36:37Am terribly sorry my groom dropped down dead wasn't it a bother speed absconded into the night
36:42I'm dreadfully hungry, but I'm afraid I find myself forced to rob you to survive
36:58Oh, it's literature, there's no valuables in here at all. It looks like the only valuable here
37:05It's you
37:23Evening scum
37:26Maybe joy, are you?
37:28Fine. Oh
37:30Thank the gods
37:32Let's go before more on come back to murder us
37:35quamitra Median bestia
37:40How interesting
37:53I must see Lady Frances. Oh
37:56Oh
37:58It's you I told you it was well for the succession. It's missing
38:05Dad sent me to the chancery and it's gone. It's missing it stolen
38:11I'm so stressed. Can I come in? No
38:15Well, that will freak out when I tell I didn't know where else to go
38:18It means we're all fucked
38:33Are you cheating? Yes
38:38Come in
38:42The world heinous King Edward defender of the realm just get on with it
38:46It brings me both joy and pain to tell you that I have ascertained the identity of your poison now
38:58Lord Dudley
39:01Your plan was clear you betrayed your life and you betray your majesty I am the most loyal
39:06What are you doing looking for that?
39:11Tiffana a poisonous box
39:17You try to murder my baby brother you treasonous vermin
39:28Lord Dudley lock him up in the Tower of London
39:36You're me
39:48Here brother take my cozy cloak you need peace we must move you to the North turret
39:59Diary to whom did you sell Tiffana going with a creepy ring a bit like an eyeball
40:06I
40:18Smuggling esoteric books on honeymoon is a jolly odd move for a renowned scoundrel
40:25Despite being thwarted again in her attempts to escape marriage
40:29Jane is suddenly
40:31rather intrigued
40:36I
40:44Tired after the journey. Oh, no
40:48boundless energy horses
40:52And that's supposed to be funny
40:54To be fair. I did try and warn you about the horse thing. That's not how I remember it. Like we need to talk
41:00Your father told me that you can't control your change. Why?
41:03Etheans can switch back and forth whenever they want. What's wrong with you? I
41:08Don't know
41:10And why did you swap a wedding gifts with books? I suggest you bring the wine
41:21Thus beast but endin
41:23They're all about curing ethianism. Yes, it's become something of a hobby of mine
41:28for obvious reasons the Latin Italian Greek
41:33Is that Aramaic you speak Aramaic no
41:38My father says you're very smart that you're a polyglot correct the mundo
41:43It's Italian. No, you also know the medical arts and you make these little cures and things patronizing. But yes, I
41:51Am hoping that you can use the knowledge in these books to cure me
41:59So you married me for my brain
42:04I
42:07Read about ethian cures, of course, I just always assumed that they were myths
42:11You know John Damascus said that it would be like curing the sea of being the sea the earth of being the earth John was
42:16Also burned for blasphemy the ancients thought it was possible
42:20Petronius with their cephalus though his research was lost to time
42:25So will you do it the thing is Guilford
42:28What you've never said my name before
42:36Hmm what if I can't do it?
42:39What then?
42:41All I'm asking is that you try
42:44Please Jane. I
42:46Don't want to live like this
42:49Neither do I
42:53His marriage was never my desire
42:56His marriage was never my desire then what is your desire
43:01Independence so a divorce
43:05How modern
43:07Fine you find me my cure and this marriage is over
43:16Jane
43:21Please
43:24I need this
43:30Never tell me to obey you again
43:33Never
43:35promise I
43:38Do
43:47Jane one last thing. Yes. Obviously. I know you'd rather not be husband and wife. So you needn't worry about
43:54marital obligations, oh
43:56Yes, good. I'm glad we can be friends. Yes
44:00friends
44:03This is you
44:16Stop my research tomorrow. Thank you
44:19Thank you
44:21Guilford
44:24Yes
44:31Sleep well you too. Good night. Good night. Good night
44:44Virginia guards
44:48Servants anyone
44:52It was princess Mary and Seymour coming to kill him
45:18Oh
45:27He's gone the door was bolted a dozen guards stationed below there's no other way out of this room except
45:36You must have fallen trying to escape
45:47I
46:17Do
46:47You
47:17You
47:47You
48:17You
48:47You
49:17You
49:47You