The Kapil Sharma Show [ Kapil Sharma, Kiku Sharda, Krishna Abhishek, Bharti Singh] full comedy show release  episode. 15 April 2023 - video Dailymotion

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00:00:00The Kapil Sharma Show, partners Sprite.

00:00:30Thank you. Thank you very much.

00:00:32Please be seated.

00:00:33Thank you.

00:00:34Ms. Archana, you look very pretty.

00:00:36Thank you.

00:00:37By the way, it is said and it is also true that women are symbols of power.

00:00:42Like Ms. Archana is Shakti.

00:00:43Her husband is Sain Shakti.

00:00:45So...

00:00:48But you are popular, Ms. Archana.

00:00:50Thank you.

00:00:51And not just Ms. Archana.

00:00:52Women are popular all over the world.

00:00:54You see the first page of any newspaper.

00:00:57Nation's daughters topped it.

00:00:59Open the second page.

00:01:00Four boys play gambling in a hurry.

00:01:05It's not that girls don't play gambling.

00:01:08What are women not doing these days?

00:01:09You see, from taking up household responsibilities

00:01:11to lifting up to 200 kgs of weight in Olympics.

00:01:13Very good.

00:01:17I have even heard a news that there is a TV show

00:01:21where a lady picked up a minister.

00:01:25She ate all his earnings.

00:01:28She has no guilt at all.

00:01:29She is laughing.

00:01:30She is laughing.

00:01:35But I would like to say one thing.

00:01:37Women are multi-taskers.

00:01:39They multitask.

00:01:40Here she is serving food to her husband.

00:01:42In the same way, the kid spilled water on the floor.

00:01:44She slapped him twice.

00:01:45Wiped him with her feet.

00:01:46Along with that, she also talked to her mother on the phone.

00:01:49Yes.

00:01:51Yes, mom.

00:01:53Did you watch today's episode?

00:01:55Yes.

00:01:56Today, she poisoned the food.

00:01:58Of her own child.

00:01:59The husband who comes to eat,

00:02:00leaves the food in the middle.

00:02:03I had eaten samosas from the office.

00:02:05I get scared.

00:02:07Men have to take care of their children.

00:02:09They have to bathe them.

00:02:10Their life is in danger.

00:02:12Right?

00:02:13First, the kid doesn't come in their hands.

00:02:14Kid and hen.

00:02:15It's very difficult to catch them.

00:02:16They run away from their hands.

00:02:17The father will take them with difficulty.

00:02:19The kid bathes later.

00:02:20First, the father gets drenched.

00:02:21He comes out of the bathroom like this.

00:02:23For the first time, she drenches him like this.

00:02:26By putting him in her feet.

00:02:27The kid also bathes quietly.

00:02:29Because he knows that she has drenched my father.

00:02:34She doesn't let me come out.

00:02:39Nowadays, women are everywhere.

00:02:40You watch our show.

00:02:41We have to run our show by making boys into girls.

00:02:45But it's the charm of women.

00:02:47You watch shopping.

00:02:48If there are no women,

00:02:49shopping is not possible.

00:02:50And if it happens,

00:02:51then men's life becomes unbearable.

00:02:54What have you bought?

00:02:55Are potatoes like this?

00:02:57What kind of cooker is this?

00:02:58You burn vegetables every day.

00:02:59Is this a frying pan?

00:03:00Dosa's like your face are being made every day.

00:03:04She will ask you 10 questions.

00:03:05And if she goes to do it herself,

00:03:06then she starts doing it from the shopkeeper for 10 years.

00:03:08Brother, is there lipstick in pink?

00:03:10She shows it in pink.

00:03:11Brother, is there any reddish in pink?

00:03:13The man thinks, what is reddish in pink?

00:03:16Then he makes his wife sit in the shop.

00:03:17He himself starts selling his underwear.

00:03:20He doesn't understand.

00:03:22Whatever feeling is going on in the market,

00:03:24whatever feeling has come in the minds of women,

00:03:26the shopkeeper will have to come there.

00:03:28How dare this feeling comes?

00:03:30Most of the time, men's memory becomes weak.

00:03:33They forget their anniversary sometimes.

00:03:35Women also remember that

00:03:36on the last anniversary,

00:03:37you were staring at the girl in the yellow suit.

00:03:40And you are not celebrating this anniversary.

00:03:42They are fighting on this anniversary with that.

00:03:45So the man says,

00:03:46you have a lot of memory.

00:03:47This girl in the yellow suit.

00:03:48Then tell me, what was the number of the girl in the yellow suit?

00:03:53If a wife uses her husband to peel peas,

00:03:56and if she is not able to peel it properly,

00:03:57then she gets angry.

00:03:58Why are you a civil engineer?

00:04:00Are you not able to peel peas?

00:04:02The man thinks, am I a civil engineer?

00:04:03Or am I a pea engineer?

00:04:05Did you call me to peel peas?

00:04:07Sometimes it seems that

00:04:08a man is born only to listen.

00:04:10He is born and listens to his mother.

00:04:12Then he listens to his wife.

00:04:13Then after some time,

00:04:14he listens to both his mother and wife.

00:04:17If the wife goes to her mother,

00:04:18then he listens to the maid at home.

00:04:20To forget his pain,

00:04:21if he calls his friend,

00:04:22then the woman would be saying,

00:04:23the person you have called,

00:04:24he is busy at this time.

00:04:26The man is listening everywhere.

00:04:29If you want to see the magic of women's power,

00:04:30then see it on social media.

00:04:32The men's reel is so good,

00:04:33that it makes your life miserable.

00:04:34You don't get 11 likes.

00:04:36The women will wear a sari and say,

00:04:37let your hair fall a little.

00:04:42Likes come in such a way,

00:04:43that the boys get abuses on social media.

00:04:47Jokes apart,

00:04:48but women have come in every field.

00:04:50They are not only managing the budget of the house,

00:04:51but they are also managing the budget of the country.

00:04:53They are saving the lives of people

00:04:54by becoming doctors and nurses.

00:04:55They have joined the army

00:04:56and are fighting for the security of the country.

00:04:58I salute the women of our country.

00:05:02And even today,

00:05:03two such powerful women are coming here,

00:05:05who entertained people

00:05:06on the screen of the film.

00:05:08Along with that,

00:05:09by defeating a disease like cancer,

00:05:10they proved that

00:05:11if your passion is to smile,

00:05:13then no disease

00:05:14can take away your smile.

00:05:18I will sing a song for them.

00:05:19You will understand who is coming.

00:05:44What do I need to live?

00:05:48A big round of applause for Manisha Koirala.

00:05:53Manisha ji,

00:05:54a very warm welcome to you.

00:05:56Thank you so much.

00:05:57You look so beautiful.

00:05:58You are wearing such a beautiful suit.

00:06:00Such beautiful hair,

00:06:01such a beautiful smile,

00:06:02such beautiful earrings.

00:06:04I am enjoying watching you.

00:06:07Thank you so much.

00:06:08Manisha ji,

00:06:09you came to our show in 2017,

00:06:10and after that,

00:06:11you are coming here after 5 years.

00:06:12Is this a coincidence

00:06:13or you are from a political family,

00:06:14that's why you have a 5-year gap?

00:06:18Manisha ji,

00:06:19you are the only actress

00:06:20who has saved the time

00:06:21of the people who love you.

00:06:22Otherwise,

00:06:23a person is very confused.

00:06:24I want to talk to you.

00:06:25How should I say?

00:06:26What should I tell you?

00:06:27This and that.

00:06:28She directly said,

00:06:29Ilu Ilu.

00:06:30Ilu means I love you.

00:06:32By the way, Manisha ji,

00:06:33at that time,

00:06:34mobile phones were not available

00:06:35when Saudagar came.

00:06:36So, when people used to send you messages,

00:06:37how did they send them?

00:06:38Did they write letters to you?

00:06:39Yes.

00:06:40Did you read all the letters?

00:06:41No.

00:06:44I used to read some of them.

00:06:45Do you remember

00:06:46any horrible letter

00:06:47that you received

00:06:48from someone you love?

00:06:49Yes.

00:06:50I used to get a lot of letters.

00:06:51I used to get some scary letters too.

00:06:52For example,

00:06:53I used to get a letter

00:06:54written in blood.

00:06:55So, I didn't know

00:06:56whether it was real

00:06:57or a blood vessel

00:06:58in a hospital.

00:06:59You can also get it

00:07:00from a mutton shop.

00:07:01It can also be from a mutton shop.

00:07:02In your case,

00:07:03I think people

00:07:04must have written it in blood.

00:07:05People love you so much.

00:07:08Manisha ji,

00:07:09you are here.

00:07:10Now,

00:07:11I will sing one more song

00:07:12and you will know

00:07:13how bad I am at singing.

00:07:14I mean,

00:07:15who is the next guest?

00:07:42Come in front of me,

00:07:44my beloved.

00:07:47Stay away from the picture.

00:07:49Come in front of me,

00:07:52my beloved.

00:07:54My beloved.

00:07:56My beloved.

00:07:59My beloved.

00:08:01My beloved.

00:08:04Wow!

00:08:05A big round of applause.

00:08:08Wow!

00:08:09Thank you.

00:08:13Wow!

00:08:15Mahima ji,

00:08:16welcome to the show.

00:08:17Thank you.

00:08:18You sing so well.

00:08:19I have been watching your films

00:08:20and your songs

00:08:21have been

00:08:22in my blood.

00:08:23Thank you.

00:08:25You sing so well.

00:08:26Thank you, Mahima ji.

00:08:27So, should I say yes?

00:08:28I mean..

00:08:31I mean..

00:08:32I would like to sing

00:08:33more songs for you

00:08:34in future.

00:08:35You look so beautiful, Mahima ji.

00:08:36Thank you.

00:08:37People have made

00:08:38fake IDs on social media.

00:08:39Angel Priya.

00:08:40If Angel Priya

00:08:41wasn't there,

00:08:42she would have been like this.

00:08:43Look at her.

00:08:47Mahima ji,

00:08:48do you remember

00:08:49your song

00:08:50that you should

00:08:51come in front of the picture?

00:08:52Yes.

00:08:53People have put your posters

00:08:54in their homes

00:08:55in the hope

00:08:56that one day

00:08:57you will come out.

00:08:58So, today

00:08:59you have come out.

00:09:00Yes.

00:09:01How do you feel

00:09:02after seeing me live?

00:09:07You are the secret

00:09:08of my health.

00:09:10What?

00:09:11When I was unwell

00:09:12recently

00:09:14I used humour.

00:09:16I wanted to see

00:09:17only comedy.

00:09:19I would put up

00:09:20your show.

00:09:21I don't know

00:09:22when I would sleep

00:09:23and when I would wake up.

00:09:24But it helped me recover.

00:09:25Oh, sweet.

00:09:26Thank you.

00:09:27Thank you, ma'am.

00:09:28God bless you.

00:09:29You could have called us home

00:09:30and we would have come

00:09:31and done the show for you.

00:09:33Mahima ji's debut

00:09:34was in a foreign film.

00:09:35Shahrukh Khan

00:09:36comes to India

00:09:37to get his friend married.

00:09:38He comes to India

00:09:39and plays the guitar

00:09:40and gets married to her.

00:09:43Dinesh learnt

00:09:44how to play the guitar

00:09:45because of that.

00:09:46He has a red guitar.

00:09:47A girl got impressed

00:09:48and got married to him.

00:09:50After having a child

00:09:51she realised

00:09:52that she used to like

00:09:53foreign songs.

00:09:54I have seen her face now.

00:09:59To tell you the truth

00:10:00Manisha ji, Mahima ji

00:10:02when we used to study

00:10:03in college

00:10:04we didn't have much budget.

00:10:05We used to sit

00:10:06in the front row

00:10:07and we used to get a discount.

00:10:08So whatever happened in the film

00:10:09you can assume

00:10:10that it happened

00:10:11on our faces.

00:10:14I have seen

00:10:15Shahrukh Khan

00:10:16was doing this to Mahima ji

00:10:17and his hand

00:10:18was going over my shoulder.

00:10:19We used to sit so close.

00:10:23In the love story

00:10:24of 1942

00:10:25when Anil Kapoor

00:10:26was swinging Manisha ji

00:10:27the people in the front row

00:10:28used to do this

00:10:29as soon as she came

00:10:30that she will jump

00:10:31and we will catch her.

00:10:32I have seen you

00:10:33from so close.

00:10:34I can't believe

00:10:35that you have come

00:10:36from so far.

00:10:37Give her a big round of applause.

00:10:39Please come.

00:10:40Welcome.

00:10:49When Manisha ji

00:10:50and Mahima ji

00:10:52both made their debut

00:10:53with Subhash Ghai sir

00:10:54Subhash Ghai sir

00:10:55whoever he launched

00:10:56in his films

00:10:57most of them

00:10:58have been

00:10:59with the name M.

00:11:00Madhuri Dixit

00:11:01Meenakshi Shadri

00:11:02Manisha ji

00:11:03Mahima ji

00:11:04When you met them

00:11:05did they audition

00:11:06or you just told them

00:11:07that my name is M

00:11:08and they said okay.

00:11:10If your name is M

00:11:11then take them.

00:11:12No, no.

00:11:13I auditioned.

00:11:14My name was not M

00:11:15my name was R.

00:11:16Ritu Chaudhary.

00:11:17We know everything

00:11:18about you.

00:11:19I auditioned.

00:11:20Okay.

00:11:21And then

00:11:22they asked

00:11:23that tomorrow

00:11:24I am announcing

00:11:25your name

00:11:26in the press

00:11:27so is the spelling

00:11:28correct?

00:11:29So I said

00:11:30yes.

00:11:31I don't want to

00:11:32change the name.

00:11:33So at that time

00:11:34I had heard about

00:11:35Marilyn Monroe

00:11:36and Dilip sir

00:11:37that they had

00:11:38screen names.

00:11:39So I said

00:11:40let's change it.

00:11:41So he said

00:11:42no.

00:11:43Most people

00:11:44recognize you

00:11:45because I was

00:11:46already on television

00:11:47Vijay.

00:11:48Okay.

00:11:49So I said

00:11:50no, no.

00:11:51I want to change.

00:11:52So I showed them

00:11:53many names

00:11:54and they said

00:11:55there is no M in it.

00:11:56It's okay.

00:11:57M is lucky for me.

00:11:58Mukta Arts

00:11:59is doing well.

00:12:00All my heroines

00:12:01are doing well.

00:12:02So I said

00:12:04let's do M for people

00:12:05and never do

00:12:06Mubasher Mubasher.

00:12:08Manisha ma'am

00:12:09how did you start?

00:12:10Just like that.

00:12:11Like I took

00:12:12screen test

00:12:13and

00:12:14I remember

00:12:15one thing

00:12:16Mubasher told me

00:12:17a very beautiful thing

00:12:18at that time.

00:12:19That Manisha

00:12:20if I don't

00:12:21take you

00:12:22it doesn't mean

00:12:23that you have

00:12:24any weakness

00:12:25or you won't

00:12:26be able to do

00:12:27in other films.

00:12:28Think that

00:12:29you don't fit

00:12:30in my character.

00:12:31So I found that

00:12:33but it didn't happen

00:12:34and

00:12:35he took me

00:12:36and I am here.

00:12:41Recently Manisha

00:12:42has released

00:12:43Shehzada film.

00:12:44In that she is

00:12:45playing the role

00:12:46of Karthik Aryan's

00:12:47mother.

00:12:48Do you know

00:12:49Ronit Roy

00:12:50who is your husband

00:12:51was happier than

00:12:52Karthik.

00:12:53He was happy

00:12:54that he is

00:12:55Manisha's husband.

00:12:56And he said

00:12:57in our show

00:12:58that he didn't

00:12:59listen to the script.

00:13:00When I was told

00:13:01he said yes

00:13:02to the film.

00:13:03You must have

00:13:04said something.

00:13:05I am not kidding.

00:13:06Seriously.

00:13:07He said that.

00:13:08Yes.

00:13:09Really?

00:13:10Yes.

00:13:11That's so sweet of him.

00:13:12Really sweet of him.

00:13:13Mahima ji

00:13:14after a long time

00:13:15she has returned

00:13:16to films.

00:13:17Her upcoming film

00:13:18is Emergency.

00:13:19Yes.

00:13:20So when you

00:13:21assigned the film

00:13:22didn't your family

00:13:23say that

00:13:24this is the

00:13:25emergency.

00:13:26I mean

00:13:27in that

00:13:28what kind of

00:13:29character

00:13:30did you play?

00:13:31I played

00:13:32the signature

00:13:33role of Anupam ji.

00:13:34And when Anupam

00:13:35reached the

00:13:36shoot of Emergency

00:13:37with Kangana

00:13:38Kangana is

00:13:39directing herself

00:13:40and playing

00:13:41Indira Gandhi

00:13:42as well.

00:13:43So he said

00:13:44I am coming from there.

00:13:45She said

00:13:46we are looking

00:13:47for a female

00:13:48who should play

00:13:49Pupul Jaikar.

00:13:50I want to call her.

00:13:51So

00:13:52that's how it happened.

00:13:53So yes

00:13:54it was fun.

00:13:55They didn't give

00:13:56the main role

00:13:57because they said

00:13:58I am making the film.

00:13:59I met Manisha

00:14:00first after

00:14:01Pardesh Subhal ji

00:14:02introduced me.

00:14:03And I remember

00:14:04I kept

00:14:05looking at Manisha Koirala.

00:14:07She was so beautiful.

00:14:12I mean

00:14:13she was never

00:14:14as beautiful

00:14:15on screen

00:14:16as she was

00:14:17in real life.

00:14:18So sweet of you.

00:14:19Thank you.

00:14:20Honestly

00:14:21even now

00:14:22it doesn't translate.

00:14:23Some people look

00:14:24much better on screen.

00:14:25Some people are

00:14:26just so like she.

00:14:27And the second person

00:14:28Oh yeah.

00:14:29I mean

00:14:30off screen

00:14:31another personality only.

00:14:32Wow.

00:14:34All of you

00:14:35loved Manisha's film

00:14:361942 A Love Story.

00:14:37All of you know

00:14:38her songs were so good.

00:14:39But I want to

00:14:40tell you something.

00:14:41When Jairaj

00:14:42wrote a song for her

00:14:43when he saw a girl

00:14:44he felt

00:14:45like a blooming rose.

00:14:46He wrote only this much.

00:14:47Later

00:14:48Vidhu Vinod Chopra

00:14:49showed Manisha Koirala's

00:14:50photo.

00:14:51After that

00:14:52she didn't stop.

00:14:53Like a blooming rose.

00:14:55Like a poet's dream.

00:14:56Like a lightening ray.

00:14:57Like a deer in a forest.

00:14:58Like a wild bull.

00:14:59Like a cool breeze.

00:15:03Seriously

00:15:04after that

00:15:05he wrote 350 pages.

00:15:06Shabana ji

00:15:07broke his pen.

00:15:08What happened to you?

00:15:13When you were

00:15:14happy listening to this song

00:15:15didn't Javed sir

00:15:16tell you

00:15:17Anil Kapoor

00:15:18was just moving his mouth

00:15:19I wrote the song.

00:15:20Come to our house

00:15:21for tea sometime.

00:15:22Kapil I don't think

00:15:23that's true.

00:15:24I think he

00:15:25is a great poet

00:15:26and I am sure

00:15:27he must be having

00:15:28inspiration

00:15:29by Shabana ji.

00:15:31But he has never

00:15:32praised anyone

00:15:33in any of his songs

00:15:34as much as

00:15:35he has praised you.

00:15:36So what she is saying

00:15:37is absolutely right.

00:15:38Javed sir

00:15:39misses the pen

00:15:40which Shabana ji

00:15:41broke.

00:15:45We have heard

00:15:46that you were a big fan

00:15:47of Sanjay Dutt sir.

00:15:48You had posted

00:15:49his photo in your house.

00:15:50When you did

00:15:51your first film with him

00:15:52did you tell him

00:15:53that you have his photo?

00:15:54Yes.

00:15:55I told Sanju

00:15:56that

00:15:57Sanju

00:15:58I was your

00:15:59big time

00:16:00fan

00:16:01and I used to have

00:16:02your

00:16:03photographs

00:16:04on my

00:16:05cupboard

00:16:06inside wall.

00:16:07Because

00:16:08when I used to

00:16:09keep the photos

00:16:10of people

00:16:11in my room

00:16:12I used to get scolded.

00:16:13Okay.

00:16:14He said

00:16:15why don't you keep now?

00:16:16I said

00:16:17not now.

00:16:18Now you are my colleague.

00:16:19Now I work with you.

00:16:20So for the first time

00:16:21Sanjay Dutt sir

00:16:22stayed inside

00:16:23your cupboard.

00:16:26I am also a big fan

00:16:27of Sanjay Dutt sir.

00:16:28Mahima ji

00:16:29before coming

00:16:30to the industry

00:16:31whom did you

00:16:32admire?

00:16:33Shahrukh Khan

00:16:34Salman Khan

00:16:35Sanjay Dutt

00:16:36Sunny Deol

00:16:38and Aamir Khan.

00:16:39Wow.

00:16:40And with Aamir Khan

00:16:41I did my first

00:16:42commercial shoot.

00:16:43So

00:16:44there were not

00:16:45many dialogues

00:16:46but still

00:16:47my hands were shaking.

00:16:48It is very unnerving.

00:16:49Now anyway

00:16:50you see

00:16:51more actors

00:16:52on Instagram

00:16:53you know

00:16:54holding the flight

00:16:55leaving the salon

00:16:56there is a lot of exposure.

00:16:57So it feels like

00:16:58we meet them everyday.

00:16:59But in our time

00:17:00like they said

00:17:01only posters

00:17:02Right.

00:17:03and sometimes

00:17:04watching at the premiere.

00:17:05You know

00:17:06so when we used to meet

00:17:07we didn't know

00:17:08what to say

00:17:09what to say

00:17:10and we were

00:17:11very overwhelmed.

00:17:13Nowadays people

00:17:14are very confident.

00:17:15Actually

00:17:16you know

00:17:17when the Diwali days

00:17:18used to start

00:17:19in small cities

00:17:20they used to sell

00:17:21firecrackers on

00:17:22four pipes.

00:17:23And Manisha ji

00:17:24used to have

00:17:25a picture of me.

00:17:26You know

00:17:27they didn't

00:17:28endorse it

00:17:29they used to print

00:17:30your picture.

00:17:31And someone

00:17:32is selling firecrackers

00:17:33and boiled eggs

00:17:34and posters were

00:17:35lying here.

00:17:36They used to be

00:17:37multi-taskers.

00:17:38It used to be fun.

00:17:39Now there is no

00:17:40poster period.

00:17:41But wow

00:17:42what a stardom

00:17:43it has always been.

00:17:44Doll, you go ahead

00:17:45we are with you.

00:17:46Doll, you go ahead

00:17:47we are with you.

00:17:48Doll, you go ahead

00:17:49we are with you.

00:17:50Wait, wait.

00:17:51We are with you.

00:17:53How much further

00:17:54do we have to go?

00:17:56Should we go to

00:17:57KBC?

00:17:59Should we go to

00:18:00Sark Tank?

00:18:01We will go as far

00:18:02as there is space.

00:18:03We are with you.

00:18:04We don't need

00:18:05as much extra

00:18:06as we have asked for.

00:18:07Okay?

00:18:08Wait a minute.

00:18:10Manisha ji

00:18:11Mahima ji

00:18:12How are you?

00:18:13Of course it's free.

00:18:14It feels good

00:18:15to see you like this.

00:18:16But today

00:18:17I am in that

00:18:18mood.

00:18:19Actually

00:18:20I am fighting

00:18:21for women's rights.

00:18:22Very good.

00:18:23So you are fighting

00:18:24for women's rights

00:18:25and you have

00:18:26brought all these

00:18:27cowards behind you.

00:18:28Actually

00:18:29I was going to

00:18:30bring the women

00:18:31but the women

00:18:32tell me

00:18:33to wait for two minutes

00:18:34I will get ready

00:18:35and come.

00:18:36Now you tell me

00:18:37which woman

00:18:38will get ready

00:18:39in two minutes?

00:18:40These men

00:18:41it's easy

00:18:42to bring them.

00:18:43It's easy.

00:18:44Just do

00:18:45this and that.

00:18:47They run behind

00:18:48a beautiful girl

00:18:49and come.

00:18:50A beautiful girl.

00:18:51What are you lying?

00:18:52Not for beauty

00:18:53I have taken

00:18:54two hundred rupees

00:18:55to come here.

00:18:59So you have given

00:19:00two hundred rupees

00:19:01to come here.

00:19:02So accept

00:19:03that I am beautiful.

00:19:05Sister

00:19:06you can accuse me

00:19:07of theft

00:19:08I will accept it.

00:19:09But you

00:19:10should not

00:19:11accept that

00:19:12you are beautiful.

00:19:15Sister

00:19:16look here

00:19:17beautiful girls

00:19:18are like this.

00:19:19Okay?

00:19:21Mahima ji

00:19:22Yes.

00:19:23I love you a lot.

00:19:27I have convinced

00:19:28my parents

00:19:29for you.

00:19:30That's good.

00:19:31That's why

00:19:32I have come here

00:19:33to fix

00:19:34our marriage.

00:19:40Have you gone mad?

00:19:41She is Mahima Chaudhary.

00:19:42Think about it

00:19:44you may even

00:19:45lose this Tandoori Roti

00:19:46because of

00:19:47Rumali Roti.

00:19:50Sister

00:19:52don't underestimate yourself.

00:19:54You look like

00:19:55a Tandoori

00:19:56and not a Tandoori Roti.

00:20:01Tell me one thing

00:20:02do you have

00:20:03a good hospital

00:20:04near your house

00:20:05where you stay?

00:20:06Yes.

00:20:07Then tell the whole family

00:20:08to take bananas

00:20:09and oranges

00:20:10and reach there.

00:20:11Because today

00:20:12whether we sit

00:20:13on the platform

00:20:14or not

00:20:15we will definitely

00:20:16sit on you.

00:20:17Not here

00:20:18come here.

00:20:19Run.

00:20:20Run.

00:20:26Let me introduce myself.

00:20:28I am Gudiya Gondriwal.

00:20:30What?

00:20:31No.

00:20:32I am Gudiya Bondriwal.

00:20:33Gudiya Laundry

00:20:34I am Gudiya Laundry.

00:20:35No.

00:20:36That's me.

00:20:37Not you.

00:20:38I am fixing you.

00:20:39No.

00:20:40Don't change

00:20:41your identity

00:20:42for me.

00:20:44Keep it the same

00:20:45I will introduce.

00:20:46I am Gudiya Laundry.

00:20:47I am Gudiya Laundry

00:20:48whose clothes

00:20:49are not dirty

00:20:50that's why

00:20:51I don't have a business.

00:20:55Mr. Mahima

00:20:56just like you

00:20:57started your career

00:20:58from abroad

00:20:59I also started

00:21:00my career

00:21:01from abroad.

00:21:02Liar.

00:21:03Where were you

00:21:04in abroad?

00:21:05I am not talking

00:21:06about the film.

00:21:07Yes.

00:21:08I did it from abroad.

00:21:09Parda.

00:21:10Parda doesn't happen.

00:21:11I washed it.

00:21:12From abroad.

00:21:13Yes.

00:21:14From abroad.

00:21:15First I washed

00:21:16clothes

00:21:17then I washed

00:21:18pyjamas

00:21:19then I washed

00:21:20shirt, bussard

00:21:21everything.

00:21:22After that

00:21:23I washed

00:21:24whatever came in front of me.

00:21:25You are lying.

00:21:26Where do you wash your face?

00:21:29Mr. Sharma

00:21:30if I wash my face

00:21:31and get ready

00:21:32then will you take me

00:21:33to Maldives

00:21:34for a candlelight dinner?

00:21:41So when

00:21:42it doesn't matter

00:21:43if I wash my face

00:21:44or not

00:21:45then why do I

00:21:46wash my clothes?

00:21:48Forgive me.

00:21:51By the way

00:21:52let me tell you

00:21:53I

00:21:54Manisha ji

00:21:55honestly

00:21:56I wash my clothes

00:21:57but I wash

00:21:58according to

00:21:59your film.

00:22:00How?

00:22:01From my heart.

00:22:02From my heart.

00:22:04I mean

00:22:05from my heart.

00:22:06I am telling you

00:22:07I wash my clothes

00:22:08from my heart.

00:22:09I couldn't sing

00:22:10in high pitch

00:22:11but I wash

00:22:12my clothes

00:22:13from my heart.

00:22:14From my heart.

00:22:16So sweet.

00:22:19Wow.

00:22:21Sounded good.

00:22:22Life is manageable

00:22:23till here.

00:22:24It's not more than that.

00:22:25But Mahima ji

00:22:26to tell you the truth

00:22:27your film

00:22:28if it would have

00:22:29come to us

00:22:30then the name

00:22:31of the film would have changed.

00:22:32Which film?

00:22:33Daag.

00:22:34Because we don't

00:22:35leave Daag.

00:22:36We erase it.

00:22:39Then your film

00:22:40Daag the fire

00:22:41wouldn't have happened

00:22:42Bedaag the no fire

00:22:43would have happened.

00:22:56Sorry.

00:22:57Ma'am don't get angry.

00:22:58She was the first

00:22:59generator.

00:23:02First we used to

00:23:03put diesel in it

00:23:04then someone put

00:23:05life in it

00:23:06then she started talking.

00:23:07She scares us so much.

00:23:08I forgot to tell you

00:23:09one thing.

00:23:10Day before yesterday

00:23:11we went to the library

00:23:12there was a nice

00:23:13message written

00:23:14on the wall for you.

00:23:15What?

00:23:16Be silent.

00:23:19Be silent.

00:23:22Let's talk to the

00:23:23guests a little.

00:23:25By the way Manisha ji

00:23:26we have come here

00:23:27to talk about

00:23:28women's issues.

00:23:30Very good.

00:23:33It's getting very bad.

00:23:35First of all

00:23:36we want that

00:23:37the seats in

00:23:38the bus

00:23:39all of it

00:23:40all of it

00:23:41should be reserved

00:23:42for women.

00:23:43So where will

00:23:44men sit?

00:23:45They will sit

00:23:46in the other bus.

00:23:48No really.

00:23:49It had happened

00:23:50with us once

00:23:51Archana ji

00:23:52I am telling you.

00:23:53What happened?

00:23:54We were sitting

00:23:55in the bus

00:23:56very comfortably.

00:23:57The seat next to us

00:23:58was empty.

00:23:59Now a handsome

00:24:00boy came.

00:24:01Okay.

00:24:02Handsome means

00:24:03our

00:24:04I mean handsome

00:24:05boy came.

00:24:09Did he say

00:24:10This is the

00:24:11problem.

00:24:12He didn't say anything.

00:24:13If you don't

00:24:14want to say anything

00:24:15then sit in the

00:24:16other bus.

00:24:17What kind of

00:24:18method is this?

00:24:19I know

00:24:20leaving my bus stop

00:24:21and going 10

00:24:22bus stops ahead

00:24:23in this wait

00:24:24that he will

00:24:25say something.

00:24:26He will say something.

00:24:27He will say something.

00:24:28He is not saying

00:24:29anything to us.

00:24:30It would have

00:24:31been better

00:24:32if a woman

00:24:33had come and

00:24:34sat.

00:24:35If a woman

00:24:36had sat

00:24:37we would have

00:24:38gossiped a little.

00:24:39What is it?

00:24:40This is my demand.

00:24:41Fulfill it.

00:24:48Very good.

00:24:51Till today you

00:24:52used to talk about

00:24:53filling stomach.

00:24:54Today you

00:24:55talked about

00:24:56filling demand.

00:24:57I am not getting

00:24:58married.

00:24:59I am not getting

00:25:00a boy.

00:25:01I am the

00:25:02correct type.

00:25:03Correct type.

00:25:04I am telling you

00:25:05the truth.

00:25:06I am very lonely.

00:25:07I am so lonely

00:25:08then is your

00:25:09business doing good?

00:25:10No.

00:25:11I know that

00:25:12is a fake ID.

00:25:15That old man

00:25:16from the locality

00:25:17is not Mr. Gupta.

00:25:18That is his ID.

00:25:19Karthik Aryan.

00:25:20With 213 followers.

00:25:21Is there

00:25:22anyone like Karthik Aryan?

00:25:25He is happy

00:25:26that he is

00:25:27talking to a girl.

00:25:28I am happy

00:25:29that I am

00:25:30talking to

00:25:31Karthik Aryan.

00:25:32It is going on.

00:25:33This is my life.

00:25:35I am telling the truth.

00:25:36It is not like

00:25:37I didn't have a son in my life. I had a son in my life, but he was very innocent.

00:25:42He must have been innocent because he loved you. What happened?

00:25:44What happened was, once I was driving his car. He was sitting next to me.

00:25:49While driving the car, we reached a dense jungle.

00:25:52Total darkness. Dense jungle.

00:25:54I said, let's take advantage of the situation.

00:25:58I closed the car and said, petrol is over.

00:26:04You will have to stay here.

00:26:07What will we do in this dense jungle?

00:26:11He said, don't worry. I am there. I will push. You hold the steering wheel.

00:26:17Once I called him and said, I am alone at home.

00:26:21He said, my uncle is in security. I will send a security guard.

00:26:27He came to our house.

00:26:31He finished the scope of someone else's arrival.

00:26:34I am so lonely. I watch horror films every night.

00:26:40So that I can spend the whole night with someone at home.

00:26:43Please help me.

00:26:45I can't help you. We are talking. Please go.

00:26:49You live in such a beautiful building.

00:26:54Do you have a son in your building?

00:26:56Kiku Sharda lives in my building.

00:26:59Is he married?

00:27:01He is my neighbor.

00:27:02Is he a good boy?

00:27:03Yes, he is very good. But he is married.

00:27:05It will work out.

00:27:09He earns a lot of money.

00:27:10Really?

00:27:11Yes.

00:27:12Have you heard of Mr. Sharma?

00:27:18He is waiting for you. We will meet you.

00:27:21Okay.

00:27:27We live in the same building.

00:27:28Really?

00:27:29Yes.

00:27:30Pandey is sitting on the drum.

00:27:31Yes.

00:27:32When your film was released in 1942,

00:27:34the relationship between him and his father was not good.

00:27:38So he put your poster in his room.

00:27:41So his father started coming to his room more often.

00:27:45So their relationship is good now.

00:27:51Nonsense.

00:27:53He talks nonsense.

00:27:55I talk nonsense.

00:27:56But I don't carry a cheque at home.

00:28:05We have a light atmosphere on our show.

00:28:09But today, cancer is such a disease

00:28:12that people get scared of it.

00:28:13And today, we have an example.

00:28:16Ms. Manisha and Ms. Mahima.

00:28:17They fought this disease and won.

00:28:23I noticed one thing.

00:28:24When my father got cancer,

00:28:26in those days,

00:28:27I had a friend from college.

00:28:29His father also got cancer.

00:28:30They were in the same stage.

00:28:32As the doctor said, they were in the third stage.

00:28:35My father was very happy.

00:28:36Obviously, he was undergoing chemo.

00:28:39But he was very happy.

00:28:40He did his normal routine.

00:28:43He fought that disease for eight years.

00:28:45He is no more.

00:28:47It's a different matter between us.

00:28:48But my friend's father died in a year.

00:28:51At that time,

00:28:52there were not many medicines

00:28:54that could cure cancer.

00:28:57When you came to know about it,

00:28:59what was your state of mind?

00:29:01How did you deal with it?

00:29:03I had so many good examples

00:29:05who faced cancer.

00:29:08They were Manisha and Sonali.

00:29:11When I was detected,

00:29:12Sanjay Dutt was also fighting it.

00:29:14And I used to see

00:29:16that they were doing events and going to work.

00:29:18They made a movie and became a hit.

00:29:21Like you said,

00:29:23your father was happy.

00:29:24I also tried to put in as much humor

00:29:27as I could in my life.

00:29:28I tried to take it casually.

00:29:30So I thought

00:29:32that we should be afraid of everything.

00:29:34But if the doctor is saying

00:29:36that today we have such good medical care,

00:29:39give it your best shot.

00:29:41So I gave it my best shot.

00:29:43You were also offered a movie.

00:29:45And you didn't even tell anyone.

00:29:47Actually,

00:29:48after three to four days of chemo,

00:29:50all the cells in your body die.

00:29:52The fast growing cells.

00:29:55So you couldn't get up for five days.

00:29:57I couldn't get up.

00:29:59And after that,

00:30:00when you wake up after five days,

00:30:03did anything happen or not?

00:30:05I mean, such a drastic change.

00:30:07The body recovers so quickly.

00:30:09So I thought,

00:30:10let's go to work.

00:30:11So obviously,

00:30:12I didn't have hair.

00:30:13So I put on a wig and a cap.

00:30:14I was taking flights to the airport.

00:30:16I met Mr. Anupam.

00:30:17Mr. Anupam Kher.

00:30:18And we chatted.

00:30:19And after four to five days,

00:30:21my chemo was still going on.

00:30:23He called and said,

00:30:24Mahima, you have to go for the movie.

00:30:25So I said,

00:30:26yes.

00:30:27After a few months.

00:30:29Why? Why? Why not now?

00:30:30So I said,

00:30:31no.

00:30:32What happened?

00:30:33So there were nurses standing next to me.

00:30:35So I couldn't lie.

00:30:37So I said,

00:30:38the chemo is still going on

00:30:39and I don't even have hair.

00:30:41So what if you don't have hair?

00:30:42I did 500 movies without hair.

00:30:44Couldn't you do one movie?

00:30:49So then I said,

00:30:50okay.

00:30:51So I did that and

00:30:53Kangana Ranaut's Emergency

00:30:55during the treatment.

00:30:59So proud of you, Mahima.

00:31:00Thanks.

00:31:03So as I said earlier,

00:31:04if you want to smile,

00:31:06there is no power in the world

00:31:07that can take away your smile.

00:31:08So true.

00:31:09His example is in front of us.

00:31:10So true.

00:31:12Ma'am, when you got to know for the first time,

00:31:14then you must have obviously discussed

00:31:16with your family,

00:31:17with everyone.

00:31:18Yes.

00:31:19What was your state of mind at that time?

00:31:20You are such a big star.

00:31:21I was in a lot of pain, Kapil.

00:31:23And we were shocked.

00:31:25Me, my family,

00:31:26everyone.

00:31:27And a lot,

00:31:28I didn't even understand what to do.

00:31:30I was in Nepal,

00:31:31in Kathmandu.

00:31:32From there I came to Mumbai.

00:31:33After Mumbai, I went to New York.

00:31:34So,

00:31:35how did I spend time?

00:31:36What happened?

00:31:37I didn't understand anything.

00:31:38When a month went by,

00:31:39when the treatment started,

00:31:40then I thought,

00:31:41oh,

00:31:42now I have a treatment

00:31:43for six months.

00:31:45So every moment,

00:31:46there is a scary moment.

00:31:48After crossing a milestone,

00:31:52you breathe a little.

00:31:53Then after a few steps,

00:31:54something else happens.

00:31:55Then you breathe again.

00:31:57So very fearfully,

00:31:58and during this time,

00:31:59like I was saying,

00:32:01with fear,

00:32:02with fear,

00:32:03with fear,

00:32:04we became friends.

00:32:06What is it?

00:32:07There is always fear.

00:32:08There is also fear of relapse.

00:32:09Yes.

00:32:10There are many.

00:32:11So I thought,

00:32:12now I have to spend my life

00:32:13by being friends with him.

00:32:15And it is like that.

00:32:16And I think,

00:32:17by the time,

00:32:18ten years have passed.

00:32:20Cancer.

00:32:22God bless you.

00:32:25Thank God,

00:32:26that everything will be fine.

00:32:28So many people love you.

00:32:30So many people pray for you.

00:32:31Yes.

00:32:32Everything will be fine.

00:32:33So proud of you, ma'am.

00:32:35Okay,

00:32:36Mahima ji,

00:32:37there are some films

00:32:38in which she comes in the life of a hero

00:32:40when the hero is fighting with someone else.

00:32:43Like in the film,

00:32:44Deewane,

00:32:45Ajay Devgn,

00:32:46comes in the life of Rumila.

00:32:47Dil Kya Kare,

00:32:48comes in the life of Ajay and Kajol.

00:32:49Dil Hai Tumhara,

00:32:50comes in the life of Arjun Nampal

00:32:51and Preeti Chanda.

00:32:52In Dhadkar,

00:32:53comes in the life of Sunil Shetty

00:32:54and Shilpa Shetty.

00:32:55In those days,

00:32:56when you were offered a film,

00:32:57did you listen to the script

00:32:58or just ask

00:32:59who are the two people

00:33:00you have to come in between?

00:33:03It happens naturally

00:33:04You have played such roles.

00:33:06No, he must be thinking

00:33:07who can be the troublemaker.

00:33:09That's why he used to choose me.

00:33:11Not troublemaker,

00:33:12he wanted a cute face,

00:33:13a good actor.

00:33:14That's why he used to bring you.

00:33:15And whatever roles you have played

00:33:16in the films,

00:33:17it's so much fun to watch.

00:33:18We are waiting for you

00:33:19in the emergency too.

00:33:20Yes.

00:33:22We have heard about Manisha ma'am.

00:33:23She wanted to become a doctor first.

00:33:24So why didn't you become one?

00:33:26I mean,

00:33:27your handwriting was very good.

00:33:30My handwriting was not good.

00:33:31In my family,

00:33:32when the child is growing up,

00:33:34the environment

00:33:35is the same.

00:33:37So in my family,

00:33:38there were either politicians

00:33:39or one or two engineers,

00:33:40or mostly doctors.

00:33:42So I thought

00:33:43I will become a doctor

00:33:44when I grow up.

00:33:45There was no actor

00:33:46in your family before, right?

00:33:47No.

00:33:48Wow.

00:33:49Beautiful.

00:33:53Mahima, it happens

00:33:54that we think

00:33:55about a lot of things

00:33:56in our childhood.

00:33:57Like she said,

00:33:58I thought

00:33:59I will also become a doctor.

00:34:00Sometimes,

00:34:01we like someone

00:34:02in our family

00:34:03or in our cousins.

00:34:04Someone is doing well.

00:34:05Okay, he is a pilot.

00:34:06I will become a pilot.

00:34:07Did you also have

00:34:08something in your mind

00:34:09that you wanted

00:34:10to become an actor from the beginning?

00:34:11No, no.

00:34:12Not at all.

00:34:13Even in our family,

00:34:14how can you think

00:34:15about acting

00:34:16in the mountains?

00:34:17Yes.

00:34:18So I also used to think

00:34:19when I used to meet a pilot,

00:34:20I used to think

00:34:21I will join the air force

00:34:22or I will join the army

00:34:23because there

00:34:24army,

00:34:25air force,

00:34:26tea planters

00:34:27are the only people

00:34:28you meet there.

00:34:30So when I did

00:34:31my first commercial

00:34:32and then films,

00:34:33my father was like,

00:34:34no, no,

00:34:35don't do it at all.

00:34:36This is uncertain

00:34:37and you are a good student.

00:34:38So please

00:34:39top the university

00:34:40and become an IAS.

00:34:41My father

00:34:42didn't even recognize me.

00:34:43A lot of times,

00:34:44his assistants

00:34:45used to see

00:34:46my ads

00:34:47for jewellery

00:34:48and they used to say,

00:34:49sir, it's a good ad.

00:34:50My dad used to say,

00:34:51yes, it's good.

00:34:52He never recognized me.

00:34:53Later, my film

00:34:54Pardes was released

00:34:55and after that

00:34:56more films were released.

00:34:57So I used to

00:34:58say,

00:34:59dad, did you see

00:35:00my new song?

00:35:01He used to say,

00:35:02yes, I saw it.

00:35:03Today,

00:35:04he had come

00:35:05in a red sari

00:35:06and was dancing.

00:35:07Dad, that's not me,

00:35:08that's Juhi Chawla.

00:35:09Yes, yes,

00:35:10I saw it.

00:35:11He didn't see

00:35:12any difference

00:35:13between me

00:35:14and the other actress.

00:35:15Till today,

00:35:16if I say,

00:35:17I am coming

00:35:18to Kapil Sharma's show,

00:35:19he will look at someone else

00:35:20and say,

00:35:21yes, I saw

00:35:22your episode.

00:35:23He only understands

00:35:24cricket.

00:35:25Actually,

00:35:26dad is like this.

00:35:27He watches

00:35:28cricket and news.

00:35:30Yes.

00:35:31You have worked

00:35:32with so many actors.

00:35:33I want to ask you

00:35:34some questions.

00:35:35Your fans want to know

00:35:36who is your co-star?

00:35:38Who is the most naughty?

00:35:40Sunil Shetty.

00:35:41Sunil, yes.

00:35:42Saif, Ajay,

00:35:44Akshay also.

00:35:45He is very naughty.

00:35:48Ajay sir is a producer.

00:35:49Yes.

00:35:50I mean,

00:35:51he is quiet

00:35:52and naughty.

00:35:53Yes.

00:35:54He is like that.

00:35:55Yes.

00:35:56Who was

00:35:57the most stylish

00:35:58co-star?

00:35:59Jackie Shroff.

00:36:00Jackie.

00:36:01Actually.

00:36:02Undoubtedly.

00:36:03Undoubtedly.

00:36:04Even Sanju.

00:36:05Sanju.

00:36:06Yes.

00:36:07Who flirted

00:36:08with you the most?

00:36:09Oh.

00:36:10No,

00:36:11there was nothing like that.

00:36:12I think,

00:36:13we all were very professional

00:36:14and we all were like,

00:36:15when the camera is on,

00:36:17we all would,

00:36:18if required,

00:36:19we would flirt.

00:36:20But after cameras cut,

00:36:22we all were friends

00:36:23and colleagues

00:36:24and it was different

00:36:25in life.

00:36:26I will tell you.

00:36:27I am a representative.

00:36:28Oh.

00:36:30Yes.

00:36:31Yes.

00:36:32No one believes,

00:36:33everyone wants to do it from inside.

00:36:35I say,

00:36:36I have become infamous.

00:36:38Otherwise,

00:36:39that uncle of yours,

00:36:40he has been watching you

00:36:41since a long time.

00:36:42Leaving me alone

00:36:43behind you.

00:36:47He is watching too much.

00:36:48Why are you watching?

00:36:49He is watching Mahima

00:36:50and Manisha.

00:36:51Why are you watching me?

00:36:52You will watch them like this.

00:36:53Why are you watching like this?

00:36:54He is watching you.

00:36:58I think,

00:36:59all the actors

00:37:00flirt a little more.

00:37:01Female colleagues.

00:37:02You have worked

00:37:03with so many stars.

00:37:04Who used to flirt with you?

00:37:05All of them.

00:37:08You got married to one,

00:37:09didn't you?

00:37:10He didn't flirt with me.

00:37:12Who do you flirt with?

00:37:13Whoever sits here

00:37:14on this couch on Saturday

00:37:15and Sunday,

00:37:16you flirt with everyone.

00:37:17Am I right?

00:37:18Am I right?

00:37:19The whole world is witness.

00:37:20Yes.

00:37:24You are so beautiful.

00:37:26Your cheeks shine.

00:37:28Your face is hot.

00:37:30You are looking so…

00:37:31You look so pretty.

00:37:32You used to…

00:37:33So, this statement

00:37:34that I look pretty,

00:37:35I say it to her.

00:37:36Last week,

00:37:37Manoj Tiwari came.

00:37:38I won't flirt with him.

00:37:39I mean,

00:37:40if you find someone

00:37:41very pretty,

00:37:42is it wrong to praise him?

00:37:43Not at all.

00:37:44This aunt is jealous of me.

00:37:45Praise him.

00:37:46And sometimes,

00:37:47he used to call her brother.

00:37:48Then he goes like…

00:37:49He wants to…

00:37:50So, the one who says it,

00:37:51God will look at her.

00:37:52I…

00:37:53I am done.

00:37:56Okay.

00:37:57Who used to feel

00:37:58the most uncomfortable

00:37:59while doing a romantic scene?

00:38:00I didn't feel any…

00:38:01I think we all are

00:38:02professional actors

00:38:03and…

00:38:06Nothing like that happened.

00:38:07Ma'am,

00:38:08I can say anything

00:38:09to any heroine

00:38:10in my show.

00:38:11But I have done

00:38:12a couple of films.

00:38:13I was going to say the same.

00:38:14I can't do that.

00:38:15It is very uncomfortable

00:38:16to do a romantic scene.

00:38:17No, no.

00:38:18I have seen Salman

00:38:19feel uncomfortable.

00:38:20I have seen Sanjay Dutt

00:38:21feel uncomfortable.

00:38:22Sunny Deol also

00:38:23very uncomfortable.

00:38:24Sunny is very uncomfortable.

00:38:26I have seen him

00:38:27feel uncomfortable.

00:38:29You know,

00:38:30even while doing songs and all.

00:38:31Yes.

00:38:32But a lot of times,

00:38:33many of our male actors

00:38:34if there is a physical scene

00:38:36where they have to hold you

00:38:37and something,

00:38:38then after that,

00:38:39they apologize.

00:38:40I am so sorry.

00:38:41Yes.

00:38:42Yes.

00:38:43Do you have to?

00:38:44Of course.

00:38:45That is why

00:38:46you joined the film industry.

00:38:48When we were

00:38:49shooting for Zvigato,

00:38:50our first scene was

00:38:51that we have to

00:38:52sit down

00:38:53and put our hands

00:38:54around our necks.

00:38:55I met her for the first time.

00:38:56I said,

00:38:57okay,

00:38:58let's do 3-4 retakes.

00:38:59Thank God,

00:39:00there are retakes.

00:39:01Okay,

00:39:02I think she wanted to test you.

00:39:03She trusted me a lot.

00:39:04She said,

00:39:05you can act so well.

00:39:06I acted first

00:39:07because I was scared.

00:39:08In the second one,

00:39:09I was like this.

00:39:11Who has been

00:39:12your most caring co-star?

00:39:14I think,

00:39:15Jackie.

00:39:16Jackie is extremely

00:39:17caring and

00:39:18very concerned

00:39:19and he takes care

00:39:20of all the...

00:39:21This is also a way

00:39:22for men to flirt.

00:39:23I am telling you.

00:39:24He is very caring.

00:39:26Mine was

00:39:27Ajay Devgn.

00:39:28Even Shah Rukh.

00:39:29Because he was

00:39:30the producer of the film

00:39:31when I had the accident

00:39:32and he took me

00:39:33to the right person.

00:39:35Otherwise,

00:39:36any other producer

00:39:37during our times

00:39:38would have just said,

00:39:39go and all that.

00:39:40I used to get my face

00:39:41stitched from anyone.

00:39:42But he said

00:39:43that you have to

00:39:44go to a plastic surgeon.

00:39:45Ajay, right?

00:39:46Yes,

00:39:47because he was the producer.

00:39:48Did you get hurt?

00:39:49The glass of the car

00:39:50got stuck in my face.

00:39:52Yeah, that was

00:39:53a terrible accident.

00:39:54Yeah.

00:39:55You got hurt

00:39:56because Rajpal Jadhav

00:39:57got hurt.

00:40:01No, I think

00:40:02most of the actors

00:40:03are very

00:40:04responsible towards...

00:40:06Sunil Shetty is so

00:40:07sweet and so kind.

00:40:09For kids,

00:40:10especially his heart

00:40:11is very big.

00:40:12But I remember

00:40:13I was doing an event

00:40:14where I was anchoring

00:40:15in Delhi.

00:40:16And the crowd

00:40:17was getting very rowdy.

00:40:18And Sunil was exiting.

00:40:19He said,

00:40:20are you okay?

00:40:21I said, yeah, I'm okay.

00:40:22You go.

00:40:23He said, no.

00:40:24He left his three

00:40:25security guards with me.

00:40:26I said, Sunil, you go.

00:40:27He said, no.

00:40:28Later he got to know

00:40:29that you went there

00:40:30as a security officer.

00:40:31I was waiting.

00:40:48Please.

00:40:49Please.

00:40:50Please.

00:41:03Really?

00:41:04Want me to Collector your

00:41:06factory, sir?

00:41:07Yes.

00:41:08Please.

00:41:09Wait!

00:41:13Which one do you want?

00:41:14She's so strange.

00:41:15Okay.

00:41:16Where do you want it?

00:41:17Ramesh is the one in control.

00:41:18Meet him and take my name.

00:41:19Why?

00:41:21Because I have known him for so many years.

00:41:22He is not a human being.

00:41:23There is an insect inside him that is making him do all this.

00:41:26Why does he do all this?

00:41:27I have worked so hard to become like him.

00:41:29I was doing so well. People are applauding.

00:41:35And after seeing Manisha once..

00:41:38..I must have remembered my film from my heart.

00:41:41Yes, absolutely.

00:41:41I don't know if he remembered it from his heart.

00:41:43But Mahima must have remembered the stain.

00:41:45After seeing your face.

00:41:46I ignore you. I ignore you.

00:41:48Hi. Hi.

00:41:48Ganga.

00:41:50Ganga.

00:41:52After seeing me..

00:41:54..did you go abroad?

00:41:57If you say Shahrukh Khan for two more minutes..

00:41:59..she will leave from here.

00:42:05Ganga cannot leave Sagar.

00:42:09If it is love to protect Ganga..

00:42:12..then it is love.

00:42:13It is love.

00:42:15And..

00:42:18..Ganga, I never tried to get you for myself.

00:42:22And neither will I do it today.

00:42:24Hey, Siberian witch.

00:42:28Tell me one thing. Where did you see the Siberian witch?

00:42:31I saw her. I saw her right now.

00:42:32She came dancing.

00:42:36Why? First of all, you threw 25 rupees spectacles at the producers.

00:42:39They will thrash you outside.

00:42:41Hey, what do you need?

00:42:44I mean, if you remember any other dialogue..

00:42:47..that you are scared of, say it. I will get it cut together.

00:42:49Say it. Say it, brother. Say it.

00:42:51You have only one artiste..

00:42:53..who does something in every episode.

00:42:55Yes.

00:42:55Otherwise, you have seen the rest.

00:42:56Same. Same character.

00:42:57You do one properly.

00:42:59You don't need to be different.

00:43:04I don't know what comes to my mind.

00:43:06Ma'am, ignore him.

00:43:07You know what? Wherever you see these two beautiful girls..

00:43:09..that's it.

00:43:10Start making fun of your friend.

00:43:12I am telling you.

00:43:14Since college, he has done such things.

00:43:16We used to talk in college.

00:43:17That boy who wears leggings with girls under his jeans.

00:43:22Ma'am, I used to do theatre.

00:43:23At that time, I was doing the role of a girl.

00:43:24Okay.

00:43:25The girl is very pretty.

00:43:26You know, he used to get his brother-in-law..

00:43:28..recharged for six months with the girl's voice.

00:43:31Yes.

00:43:33His planning was that he will get it done for one more year.

00:43:35His brother-in-law started ignoring his sister.

00:43:38Then he cut it off.

00:43:39And do you know why he gets angry?

00:43:41Because he also got me recharged for three months.

00:43:46I wasn't married at that time.

00:43:48Okay, in the middle of the night..

00:43:54Okay, in the middle of the night, he used to get messages.

00:43:56Yes.

00:43:57My brother-in-law was at the police station.

00:44:01That day I got to know that after seeing a girl..

00:44:03..he becomes a fool in the chat as well.

00:44:06Say it. Say it.

00:44:07The show is in my name. You say it.

00:44:10Actually, it's nothing.

00:44:11She is my FOMO.

00:44:12Okay.

00:44:13Hey, you.

00:44:15You have never eaten momos.

00:44:16What is FOMO?

00:44:17He learns new words.

00:44:19He doesn't know English.

00:44:20He learned how to bring tea from somewhere.

00:44:22He goes home and says, I don't have tea.

00:44:23Today, bring my latte.

00:44:24Bring my latte.

00:44:25He says, you bring latte outside as well.

00:44:26You bring latte at home as well.

00:44:27Eat something else.

00:44:28Do you know so much about my house?

00:44:30Do you go to my house to drop the cylinder?

00:44:31The cylinder is in their house.

00:44:32Their house cooks food.

00:44:34Their relations are very good with the neighbours.

00:44:35Sometimes, he goes to their house.

00:44:36Sometimes, they come and serve him food.

00:44:39This is how he is.

00:44:41He has different ways of asking.

00:44:43Do you know that?

00:44:46Once, he sells sugarcane juice.

00:44:48He says, make a mixed juice.

00:44:50He says, sir, it's not mixed juice.

00:44:51Make a sugarcane juice.

00:44:52He says, no, no.

00:44:52There is some left in this empty glass.

00:44:54Compile it and give me a glass.

00:44:58I can't tell you.

00:45:00His great grandfather died at the age of 130.

00:45:03They didn't make Kheer Puri so miserly.

00:45:05They wrote Kheer Puri on the paper.

00:45:06They kept it like this.

00:45:07They said, how will the crows know?

00:45:09Then the crows called their head, Siberia.

00:45:13Yes.

00:45:14Their CEO came.

00:45:15Yes.

00:45:15He came to him.

00:45:16He said, come here.

00:45:19He went and said, look,

00:45:20your great grandfather died for the first time.

00:45:21Yes.

00:45:22We attend six functions in a day.

00:45:23We attend.

00:45:25We will eat later when we have money.

00:45:26Don't lie like this.

00:45:29Are you not joking?

00:45:30He slapped him.

00:45:32He slapped him.

00:45:32And you can understand who the CEO of Siberia was.

00:45:39You..

00:45:40Listen to me.

00:45:41Do you know what?

00:45:41He is my college crush.

00:45:43Who?

00:45:44Both.

00:45:45You have never been to college.

00:45:46You are sitting under a tree.

00:45:48I am going.

00:45:50Excuse me.

00:45:51Until you are asked to sit, stand quietly.

00:45:53This noise is going on in your father's house.

00:45:56Thank you very much.

00:45:58He considered himself to be a great grandfather

00:46:00and made me a great man.

00:46:01Wow.

00:46:03Very good.

00:46:04Ma'am, I am telling you the truth.

00:46:06I am a big fan from the bottom of my heart

00:46:07that I learnt to say Ilu Ilu from you.

00:46:09Yes.

00:46:10I learnt to say Ullu Ullu from him.

00:46:13When I saw your film, Yalgaar..

00:46:15He is a big fan.

00:46:17Ma'am.

00:46:18When Yalgaar was released, it was Karwa Chauth day.

00:46:21So women wore Karwa Chauth.

00:46:22So they wore VCRs.

00:46:23Only ladies were allowed.

00:46:24She wore her father's salwar and watched Yalgaar.

00:46:27Seriously.

00:46:28It was my mother's salwar.

00:46:29I have always seen your father wearing it.

00:46:33Do you know?

00:46:34His father..

00:46:35On the day of Swagrar, he told his mother

00:46:37that he had taken an oath

00:46:38that we will spend our lives together.

00:46:40She said, yes.

00:46:40He said, can I wear your salwar?

00:46:43She said, it's a strange family.

00:46:45Your father came and asked for my petticoat.

00:46:50But he is a genuine fan.

00:46:52No, I am telling you the truth.

00:46:53There was Vicky Malhotra in it.

00:46:54I still remember the name.

00:46:55The moment I realised that

00:46:57Manisha loves Vicky Malhotra.

00:46:59I changed my name to Vicky Malhotra.

00:47:01After that, some people came

00:47:02and took away Vicky and Malhotra.

00:47:06Raju was the only one left.

00:47:13Please peel this for a while.

00:47:16So that you can pass the time.

00:47:17Hey, you are a man who eats bananas.

00:47:19You can't peel it.

00:47:20You have to do something with it.

00:47:27Now you must have realised

00:47:28that we have studied in the same school.

00:47:30Because we don't know each other.

00:47:33When you were launched in a foreign country..

00:47:35I worked very hard to see the foreign country.

00:47:38He has worked hard.

00:47:39Do you know how cold it is in the North?

00:47:42His neck was torn.

00:47:44And he made me sit on the floor.

00:47:46Seriously.

00:47:47Shah Rukh Khan was saying, Ganga, I love you.

00:47:49Make me sit on the floor.

00:47:51The floor on which his neck was torn

00:47:54was not a plain floor.

00:47:55In the olden days, people used to make bird videos.

00:47:57There was a bird on the floor.

00:47:59It got stuck here.

00:48:00Oh, my God.

00:48:04The bird got stuck where his neck was torn.

00:48:07It was so cold that the bird got burnt.

00:48:08Oh, my God.

00:48:10Later, the bird was not found.

00:48:13No one saw it fly.

00:48:14I don't know where it went.

00:48:16He worked very hard to watch movies.

00:48:18Oh, God.

00:48:19Ma'am, I had gone to get a visa for the first time because of you.

00:48:22I thought if I go abroad, I might get you.

00:48:23Seriously.

00:48:24And the passport officer who had gone to get the visa said

00:48:26that he is you.

00:48:27He said, yes.

00:48:27He said, let's go.

00:48:31Oh, my God.

00:48:33No, no. This is not the matter.

00:48:34This is not the matter. Sorry.

00:48:35I was not joking.

00:48:36I said, you have come to get a visa for the first time.

00:48:39He said, how do you know?

00:48:40He said, who comes with a ration card?

00:48:44Okay. He had also gone to get a visa.

00:48:46Yes.

00:48:46Ms. Archana, he had gone to America.

00:48:48Yes.

00:48:48Do you know who got the visa and who didn't?

00:48:52I have it.

00:48:55I have a 10-year visa.

00:48:56You have a 10-year visa.

00:48:57I have a different visa.

00:48:58Ms. Reema, let me tell you that he is a big fan of yours.

00:49:00He is also a fan of yours.

00:49:00He has named his girlfriend as Mahima Chaudhary.

00:49:02Although her face was like the moon.

00:49:06I can't tell you how his girlfriend is.

00:49:09How is she?

00:49:09Seriously.

00:49:10Her nose is like a berry.

00:49:11And her lips are like this.

00:49:18Did Shahrukh call you?

00:49:19Didn't he invite you?

00:49:20No. Why?

00:49:21He called me.

00:49:22He is calling all those who misbehave with him

00:49:24and giving them chocolate-flavoured poison.

00:49:27I have seen that chocolate-flavoured poison doesn't work.

00:49:29I have done a lot of mimicry.

00:49:30He is lying.

00:49:31I met Ajit Devgan outside.

00:49:33He was so impressed by me.

00:49:35He was congratulating Bataan on seeing me.

00:49:36He said that your collection is coming out very well.

00:49:38You must have met Ajit Devgan just like you met Shahrukh Khan.

00:49:40Yes.

00:49:41You must have met Ajit Devgan just like you met Shahrukh Khan.

00:49:43Yes.

00:50:07Ajit Devgan has a big stomach.

00:50:08I know.

00:50:11Parishad, greetings.

00:50:12Greetings.

00:50:13Parishad, do you remember how close we became

00:50:17during the shooting of Kutch Dhaage?

00:50:19After that, you forgot me.

00:50:21And you forgot me in the same way

00:50:22that someone forgets a dirty person after drinking juice.

00:50:25No. No. No.

00:50:28Wait a minute.

00:50:29It's good that you came here.

00:50:31Your Dhrishyam's collection must be over, right?

00:50:34Give me your machine

00:50:35because my Pathan's collection is still left, my friend.

00:50:39Yes.

00:50:41Yes.

00:50:42Can I say something, brother?

00:50:44The original person will feel that.

00:50:46You think about it.

00:50:47Where will you put the black sugar cart?

00:50:51Will you put it on the back step or on the shoe rack?

00:50:53Hey. Hey. Hey.

00:50:55When I am treating you as the real Ajay

00:50:59then why don't you think of me as the real Ajay?

00:51:04Can I say something, brother?

00:51:06You should be happy that I am considering you as something.

00:51:08I don't consider you as anything.

00:51:11I swear, since Ajay Devgan came here

00:51:13I started liking Shah Rukh.

00:51:20Call your imposter friends.

00:51:23Please. Please. Don't say that.

00:51:25Why? Aren't you an imposter?

00:51:26I am not his friend.

00:51:32Because even if I am an imposter, I am rich.

00:51:34Oh. Oh.

00:51:35In his friendship, only poverty is poor.

00:51:37Only poverty. Only poverty.

00:51:44Mr. Manisha, you are coming here and making noise.

00:51:47Outside, you are making noise in my feet.

00:51:50Go inside and make noise with Mr. Manisha.

00:51:53Make noise with Ms. Mahima.

00:51:54Make noise. Make noise.

00:51:55Wait a minute.

00:51:56Make noise. Make noise.

00:51:57So which book have you written?

00:51:59She asked for tea and buttermilk to bring me here.

00:52:02I gave it to her.

00:52:03You have started doing this work for such a small buttermilk.

00:52:06Mom used to say..

00:52:09..that no buttermilk is small.

00:52:11And no buttermilk is bigger than the smallest.

00:52:13But tell me what you had done from the heart.

00:52:22Hey. Hey. Hey.

00:52:24Hey. Hey.

00:52:26In big movies, small, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat..

00:52:28..it keeps happening.

00:52:30It keeps happening.

00:52:32Hey.

00:52:34Hey.

00:52:36Don't check my fingerprints.

00:52:38Check your Ajay.

00:52:39Because everyone knows that you are a fake.

00:52:42I had already told him not to make me like this.

00:52:45Because I had practiced it.

00:52:47O3 Manisha, how are you?

00:52:49Hey, it's amazing.

00:52:53Hey, this is the addiction of love.

00:52:54Listen to me.

00:52:56Get into the addiction.

00:52:57Stay in your senses.

00:52:59Not just that.

00:53:01I can also do Shahrukh Khan.

00:53:05Two hearts are meeting.

00:53:07But secretly.

00:53:12Hey. Hey.

00:53:14Not Shahrukh.

00:53:15Not Shahrukh.

00:53:17Why?

00:53:17No.

00:53:18Because I won't get into your Ajay.

00:53:20I won't get into your Aamir.

00:53:22You won't get into my Shahrukh, Mudan Chopra.

00:53:25One second. One second.

00:53:26Not Shahrukh.

00:53:27You can't get in because you can't get in.

00:53:32Do as much as you can.

00:53:34There is a car outside that is picking up people who are doing bad mimicry.

00:53:37Yes.

00:53:44We also see on social media, ma'am.

00:53:46There are so many fans of yours who write nice things for you.

00:53:49They comment.

00:53:50I would like to show you something.

00:53:51Please have a look.

00:53:53Manisha has uploaded this photo.

00:53:55When one is blessed with kind and loving souls,

00:53:57joy of living is doubled.

00:53:59Doubled.

00:54:00A picnic on a back of a pickup truck.

00:54:04Wow.

00:54:05It's a very nice picture.

00:54:06Let's see the comments below.

00:54:08I am sure you have not read it also.

00:54:10No.

00:54:10Your picnic is fine.

00:54:12But be careful that even the lions and cheetahs don't come out on a picnic.

00:54:18Girls are fine.

00:54:19They have kept food and drinks so decently.

00:54:21If there were boys, there would have been only bottles in the back.

00:54:25Right. Right. Right.

00:54:28When you don't see lions in the jungle safari,

00:54:30people eat noodles and come back.

00:54:34So good.

00:54:36Show me more.

00:54:37You have prepared well.

00:54:39We pack poori and pickles in the same newspaper and leave.

00:54:44This also happens.

00:54:45Manisha is so smart.

00:54:47She has parked the car on the side and is making a picnic.

00:54:49Even if there is a crowd in our house, we block the entire road.

00:54:52Yes.

00:54:54This is a lesson for those people.

00:54:56Don't spoil the fun of others for your own function.

00:54:59Exactly.

00:54:59Show me more.

00:55:02Mahima has posted a picture.

00:55:04Cooking up a storm.

00:55:04What are you doing wearing chef's clothes?

00:55:06Cooking up a storm.

00:55:09What are you cooking?

00:55:09You have set up a stall for pani puri.

00:55:12What were you doing?

00:55:13Did you go to eat or what were you doing?

00:55:16I went to eat.

00:55:17Okay.

00:55:18I just had pani puri yesterday.

00:55:19Four, five.

00:55:20Hi. Lovely.

00:55:21You have eaten 1.5 kg chickpeas since morning.

00:55:24Do you still have a place for pani puri?

00:55:27Whenever there is a mention of chaat, I feel..

00:55:29It is right below my house.

00:55:31Send it to Mud Island.

00:55:33We don't get chaat in Mud Island.

00:55:35So we have to make it at home.

00:55:36The live prawns that you catch from the sea..

00:55:40That is also there.

00:55:43She lives in Mud Island.

00:55:44You know that, right?

00:55:45She saves a lot of money.

00:55:46She doesn't bring a car.

00:55:47She has kept two small crocodiles.

00:55:50Really?

00:55:51Yes. She keeps them in the fridge.

00:55:53She is acting. Really?

00:55:55Manisha.

00:55:56Seriously. She keeps them in the fridge at night.

00:55:58So that they feel that they are in the water.

00:56:00She takes them out in the morning and keeps them in the sea.

00:56:02One on each leg.

00:56:04She has named them Mithu and Kiki.

00:56:06But you..

00:56:07Yes. Seriously.

00:56:09And she puts a rope in their mouths.

00:56:11They walk holding their mouths.

00:56:13And they stand up and come like Ajay Devgn.

00:56:15On the shooting.

00:56:18She takes a lot of advantage.

00:56:19I will have to praise your imagination.

00:56:21Absolutely. I say the same.

00:56:23That bear must have grown up since you caught it.

00:56:27He is directing nowadays.

00:56:28He is directing a film.

00:56:33Come. Let's read the comments below.

00:56:35The one wearing a mask is the saddest.

00:56:37Neither his face nor his head is visible.

00:56:39And Mahima is not visible either.

00:56:42One of them must be the owner of this restaurant.

00:56:46Mahima is here. That's why the cook is here.

00:56:52All the chefs were not able to make spicy golgappa as per their wish.

00:56:56That's why she came to make it herself.

00:56:59Show some more.

00:57:01That's why golgappas are so expensive in such restaurants.

00:57:04She has hired eight people to serve one golgappa.

00:57:07Someone replied that only one person serves pani puri here.

00:57:11Seeing Mahima, the dosa and sandwich guys also came.

00:57:17Show some more.

00:57:19Oh, nice.

00:57:19Manisha has put up a photo.

00:57:21Some of the interesting shots during our shoot.

00:57:23Which shooting photo is this, ma'am?

00:57:25This was.. We were doing some sort of a documentary.

00:57:30And we were looking at the valley below.

00:57:33If you can see my body language, I was a little nervous looking at the..

00:57:38Why are you staring at the valley?

00:57:39Because the view was beautiful.

00:57:41And the photo was looking good from that angle.

00:57:43Let's read the comments below.

00:57:44It seems that one of their unit is missing.

00:57:48She is searching for it in the valley.

00:57:51Both of them are thinking whether to take a left from here or not.

00:57:56Yes!

00:57:59Too good.

00:58:01Usually, the ambulance guy is always in a hurry.

00:58:03But today, he has stopped after seeing Manisha.

00:58:05Oh, I see.

00:58:06Look at the ambulance at the back.

00:58:07People go in for the detailing.

00:58:08Yes.

00:58:10The cap guy is saying that he lost Rs. 10 last night here.

00:58:14If you have found it, then Rs. 5 will be yours.

00:58:20Show some more.

00:58:22Up in the air, super fit Snehal Shetty.

00:58:25Flexing his muscles.

00:58:27Forcing me to hide mine.

00:58:28Forcing you to hide mine.

00:58:30Let's see the comments.

00:58:32The guy at the back is saying..

00:58:33..that I was the one who got the seat next to him..

00:58:35..but Snehal Shetty picked it up.

00:58:41A man is like that.

00:58:42Even if he gets cold, he gives a jacket to a beautiful girl.

00:58:45Yes.

00:58:47Did he give you the jacket or is it yours?

00:58:49So good.

00:58:51I think it's mine.

00:58:52It's his jacket.

00:58:53Please don't accuse me.

00:58:54It's my jacket.

00:58:56Yes, show some more.

00:58:57If you had got a third AC ticket instead of the second seating..

00:59:02..then you would have got a blanket too.

00:59:05Someone replied..

00:59:06..that if you had got a landline instead of a smartphone..

00:59:09..then this world would have been saved from your knowledge.

00:59:13If such a beautiful girl is sitting next to you..

00:59:15..then a person doesn't open the seat belt even after landing.

00:59:19But it's true.

00:59:21Show some more.

00:59:22Manisha has posted a photo.

00:59:23Last Saturday routine.

00:59:24Morning vibes.

00:59:26Will miss basketball.

00:59:27Wow. Let's see the comments below.

00:59:29The boys are thinking..

00:59:30..that if your photo session is over..

00:59:32..then return their ball.

00:59:39Good one.

00:59:40Even while playing, girls take care of their matching.

00:59:42A cap that matches the lower part..

00:59:44..and a jacket that matches the shoes.

00:59:45Absolutely.

00:59:46Boys can wear anything. It's true.

00:59:48Absolutely. Come on.

00:59:49Madam, same pinch.

00:59:50You had gone to the court today.

00:59:52I had gone to the court today.

00:59:53I had a penance today.

00:59:57Show some more.

00:59:59Madam, you are from a royal family.

01:00:01Why are you taking the trouble?

01:00:02Anyone can put your ball in the basket.

01:00:09Show some more.

01:00:10Mahima has posted a photo.

01:00:11With a bull.

01:00:12Lovely picture.

01:00:13Where is this photo from?

01:00:14And why did you want this photo?

01:00:15This is a very beautiful hotel in Raipur.

01:00:17I want to decorate this bull.

01:00:19I thought it's matching my dress.

01:00:21Yes.

01:00:22That's more important.

01:00:23Matching the dress.

01:00:24Absolutely.

01:00:25Absolutely.

01:00:26Let's see the comments below.

01:00:28Madam, why were you in such a hurry to get the photo clicked?

01:00:30You should have at least removed the face pack from the bull.

01:00:35The bull has put on a face pack.

01:00:36Too good.

01:00:37Her family had asked her to get a bull for the door of the house.

01:00:40She got a bull.

01:00:44Excellent. Excellent.

01:00:46Someone has written..

01:00:47..a bull, a bulbul and I am Chulbul.

01:00:49Can you come up with something?

01:00:52Someone has replied to that.

01:00:54Akal, bakal, sakal.

01:00:55Look at your face.

01:00:56Come on, come on, get out.

01:01:01Boys and bulls are the same.

01:01:03Only girls can control them.

01:01:05Yes.

01:01:06Absolute truth.

01:01:08Yes, show some more.

01:01:10Is it over?

01:01:13It is said that some people have no control over anything.

01:01:17They have no control over someone's anger.

01:01:18They have no control over someone's food.

01:01:20They have no control over someone's love.

01:01:21It happens every week.

01:01:23This one.

01:01:24He is showing himself.

01:01:25So..

01:01:27They have no control over someone's laughter.

01:01:29I want to know from you all.

01:01:30Is there anyone among you..

01:01:32..who has no control over anything?

01:01:34And why not? I want to know that.

01:01:36Hello, are you newly married?

01:01:38Yes.

01:01:38Congratulations.

01:01:39Thank you.

01:01:39Go to the mountains. Where have you come?

01:01:41Film city.

01:01:42We have come to watch your show.

01:01:44You are most welcome.

01:01:45Yes.

01:01:46I have no control over my anger.

01:01:48Okay.

01:01:49When did you get married?

01:01:51It has been 3-4 months now.

01:01:52Where is your husband?

01:01:53He is sitting nearby.

01:01:54He looks like he is beaten up and sitting here.

01:01:57We are married for a long time.

01:01:59Okay. How did you meet?

01:02:01We met through social media.

01:02:02Then we started talking.

01:02:04You took social media seriously?

01:02:10But because of his mischiefs..

01:02:12..I get so angry.

01:02:14Because of mischiefs?

01:02:15Because of her husband's mischiefs?

01:02:17He has a habit of forgetting everything.

01:02:19If the train is in some other station..

01:02:20..he sends it to some other place.

01:02:22It happened a while ago. A month ago.

01:02:25His house was under house warming.

01:02:26And..

01:02:27Does that mean you live in a different house?

01:02:29No. No. I mean..

01:02:31I had to shift to a new house.

01:02:32I used to live in Delhi at that time.

01:02:33Okay.

01:02:34So I had to go to Ambala.

01:02:37So I booked a train from New Delhi.

01:02:39And I reached early from office.

01:02:41The train was at 10 o'clock.

01:02:43And from 9.30..

01:02:44I mean..

01:02:45It's at Falstaff Hall.

01:02:47I went to different stations.

01:02:49I visited every station.

01:02:50He said at 10.30..

01:02:52..the train was from Old Delhi.

01:02:54Oh!

01:02:56Then..

01:02:57You forget everything. You wanted her to get lost.

01:03:00What was your intention?

01:03:03She is still breathing with difficulty.

01:03:08When did you get married?

01:03:09You wear a bangle for a new marriage.

01:03:11It was in December.

01:03:12It was in December?

01:03:13Yes.

01:03:14Oh! You are still alive.

01:03:15Yes. I am still alive.

01:03:19How do you forget all these things?

01:03:21I have to follow the rules and regulations of the house.

01:03:24I have to do this and that.

01:03:26I have to do this and that.

01:03:28I have to remember everything.

01:03:30I remember one thing and forget the other.

01:03:31I remember the other thing and forget the third one.

01:03:33Okay.

01:03:34You have my condolences.

01:03:37Try as much as you can.

01:03:38Be happy.

01:03:39It's okay.

01:03:41Everything is in God's hands.

01:03:43Thank you very much.

01:03:44Thank you.

01:03:45Thank you.

01:03:46Any other friend?

01:03:47Yes, sir.

01:03:50Hello, sir.

01:03:51Sir, I can't control one thing.

01:03:53What is it?

01:03:54Sir, when I see water..

01:03:56Yes.

01:03:56..my washroom pressure increases.

01:03:58I can't control it, sir.

01:04:00You mean, you are lying on the road after seeing water?

01:04:02Yes. Anywhere.

01:04:03After seeing a solid object?

01:04:05No, sir. Water.

01:04:08What?

01:04:08Sir, that's why I have come here to drink water.

01:04:11Water.

01:04:12I have been drinking water since I came here.

01:04:13I think you haven't even taken a bath.

01:04:14No, sir.

01:04:16I have taken a bath.

01:04:17Seriously. Seriously, sir.

01:04:22This is a strange story. I have heard it for the first time.

01:04:24Do you really want to come on TV?

01:04:25No, sir. Really.

01:04:28What do you do, sir?

01:04:29Sir, I work in a call centre.

01:04:31So you leave your job in a call centre..

01:04:33..and work in a washroom?

01:04:35Okay. Thank you.

01:04:36Thank you.

01:04:37Thank you, brother.

01:04:38Thank you.

01:04:39Where are you from?

01:04:41You have put up my old photo.

01:04:42You should have put up my new sexy photo.

01:04:44I welcome you all.

01:04:45Thank you, sir.

01:04:46Where are you from?

01:04:47From Nashik, sir.

01:04:47Nashik?

01:04:48Yes, sir.

01:04:49You have printed the same t-shirt?

01:04:49Sir, people put up the brand of our company.

01:04:51We put up your t-shirt.

01:04:52I see.

01:04:53We have put up our brand.

01:04:54Thank you.

01:04:56And I want to say to all the staff..

01:04:58..that you are the world's most smiling doctor.

01:05:00Thank you for your love. Thank you.

01:05:03Sir, I too have a problem.

01:05:05What?

01:05:06I can't control it.

01:05:07What?

01:05:08I want to say it.

01:05:08What?

01:05:09Sir, my biggest problem is that my wife is not in my control.

01:05:13Her habits are not in my control, sir.

01:05:15This is not a problem.

01:05:17Sir..

01:05:17This is a compulsory thing.

01:05:19This..

01:05:20Sir, I should get a day in my life..

01:05:21..when I can control her habits.

01:05:24You want to control your wife?

01:05:26Her habits, sir. Not her.

01:05:28No matter what you do, you think like this?

01:05:31Yes, sir.

01:05:31Think. What's there to think?

01:05:33This man can think.

01:05:35Sir, I bring a dress for my birthday.

01:05:38I get it exchanged the next day.

01:05:40It's been 11 years since I got married.

01:05:41I have two kids.

01:05:42But I still have her control.

01:05:43I don't have any control, sir.

01:05:45Even if you had control, you wouldn't have had kids.

01:05:51I mean, there are some things..

01:05:53..that ladies are experts in.

01:05:55For example, children's clothes.

01:05:56We don't know. Actually.

01:05:58Yes. Yes.

01:05:59I too brought clothes. They turned out to be small.

01:06:01So she started doubting me.

01:06:02I asked her if she was thinking about the third one.

01:06:03She said, no.

01:06:05So this is what happens.

01:06:06So let the ladies do what they are experts in.

01:06:09The rest, keep quiet as much as you can.

01:06:12Thank you, sir.

01:06:12Thank you, brother, for coming.

01:06:13Thank you for your love. Thank you.

01:06:18Friends, I..

01:06:19As you all know, in every episode..

01:06:21..we invite real heroes..

01:06:23..who are doing something good for our country..

01:06:25..and our society.

01:06:26Today, from Impact Foundation's Tata Memorial Centre..

01:06:30..we have Mrs. Shalini Jatia.

01:06:32Welcome, ma'am.

01:06:34First of all, ma'am, thank you..

01:06:36..for taking out your precious time..

01:06:38..and coming on our show.

01:06:39I want you to tell our viewers..

01:06:41..how you help people who are fighting cancer..

01:06:44..and your foundation.

01:06:46Thank you very much for inviting me here, Mr. Kapil.

01:06:49Thank you, ma'am. Thank you.

01:06:50I am honoured.

01:06:51And in Tata Memorial Centre..

01:06:54..the children's department..

01:06:56..there is an organisation called Impact Foundation.

01:06:58And I am the head of that department.

01:07:00And in Tata Memorial Centre..

01:07:02..all the children from all over India come for treatment.

01:07:05Yes.

01:07:06And in a year, we get about 4,000 new children..

01:07:10..for cancer treatment.

01:07:12In this, 80% of the children..

01:07:15..don't have any money for treatment.

01:07:18And Tata Memorial Centre and Impact Foundation..

01:07:22..saves money for them.

01:07:23And they get time to spend on treatment.

01:07:26And they get time to spend on treatment.

01:07:28And they get time to spend on treatment.

01:07:32Wow.

01:07:34Children's cancer is different from adults' cancer.

01:07:39If children's cancer is treated at the right time..

01:07:44..then 70% of the children recover completely.

01:07:47And they can go and live their normal lives.

01:07:51Wow.

01:07:54Ma'am, are there any new-born babies in such cases?

01:07:57Yes, we have a lot of small babies.

01:08:00Our age group of the pediatric department is 0 to 15.

01:08:05So, we get very small babies of 3 to 4 days for treatment.

01:08:10But the good thing is that..

01:08:13..when children take their treatment..

01:08:15..they don't face a lot of problems.

01:08:18And most of the children don't even know..

01:08:20..why they came to Tata and why their treatment is going on there.

01:08:24If you come to the hospital and ask anyone..

01:08:26..why they are here, they will say that they have a fever.

01:08:30That's all they know.

01:08:32And they finish their treatment with a smile.

01:08:36Ma'am, you and your foundation..

01:08:41..are doing a very good job.

01:08:43You deserve congratulations for that.

01:08:45And thank you very much.

01:08:46You are doing such a good job.

01:08:48And thank you very much for coming on our show.

01:08:50Thank you. Thank you, Kapil.

01:08:53A big round of applause for Manisha and Mahima.

01:08:56Come on, everyone.

01:09:00Manisha and Mahima, thank you very much for coming on our show.

01:09:03Thank you, Kapil, for having us.

01:09:04It was great talking to you.

01:09:06Thank you.

01:09:07Thank you.

01:09:08A big round of applause.

01:09:10And for all of you..

01:09:13What a wonderful, beautiful audience.

01:09:14Thank you so much.

01:09:15Thank you to all of you.

01:09:16And keep smiling like this.

01:09:18Keep coming to meet us every Saturday and Sunday.

01:09:20Good night. Good night. Good night.

01:09:22Thank you.

01:09:26Tomorrow, we are bringing someone's brother, someone's life.

01:09:29Darshan Salman Khan.

01:09:30And along with him, all the star cast of the movie.

01:09:41Everyone calls you brother.

01:09:43Who has the right to call you life?

01:09:45No one has the right to call me life.

01:09:47It starts with the word, life. And then you take a life.

01:09:50Yes.

01:09:51All of you are very fit.

01:09:52Who used to go to the gym with you after the shoot?

01:09:55I have only done biceps and right hand.

01:10:06I would like to thank you first of all.

01:10:14When a person is a bachelor, the tiger stays alive.

01:10:18But when a person is married, the tiger gets embarrassed.

01:10:25The specialty of this person is that she looks beautiful from a distance.

01:10:28As she gets closer, the work gets blurred.

01:10:31Let's make a bet with him today.

01:10:33He will go to his wife's house and say the same thing to her.

01:10:39I wanted to ask you something.

01:10:41If you have to take a decision in life

01:10:43do you listen to your heart or your heart?

01:10:48By the way, Mr. Jassi Gill, I wanted to ask you something.

01:10:50If you have to take a decision in life

01:10:52do you listen to your heart or your heart?

01:10:53How can we tell the same joke in just one episode?

01:10:56I won't ask you.

01:11:17I won't ask you.

The Kapil Sharma Show [ Kapil Sharma, Kiku Sharda, Krishna Abhishek, Bharti Singh] full comedy show release episode. 15 April 2023

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