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00:00Oh, is that what I think it is over there, the new suitcase?
00:11What's inside?
00:12It is a typewriter, and it comes with an instruction handbook.
00:24Aristocraft Cavalier Educator.
00:29Is this thing going to educate me?
00:34This thing is advanced.
00:37Congratulations, your new electric typewriter has been designed to provide you with easy,
00:44safe, and trouble-free operation.
00:47To get the most out of your typewriter, read this operating manual thoroughly.
00:51Well, I'll be sure to ignore it and just use the typewriter however I think it should be
00:55used.
00:56Rules for safe operation, huh?
00:57Rules.
00:58I didn't know there was rules for it.
00:59You can't get 10 pages with gloves on.
01:00Cleaning and care.
01:01Eh, I'll just throw it in the washing machine and make it clean.
01:12Printed in Japan?
01:13Huh, Royal.
01:14It's a Royal printer.
01:15Is it Royal?
01:16It comes with this thing.
01:17It's in cover I guess.
01:18Power cord's not covered up.
01:19It comes in this plastic box.
01:22What's that?
01:24Typewriter and case made in Japan.
01:28Well, so much for being destructible then, huh?
01:33I might as well have the buckles and this in, then.
01:40It's supposed to be perfect.
01:41It's not ever supposed to happen.
01:44Okay.
01:45What's that?
01:46What's that?
01:47Plastic cover just came off.
01:48Keep your plastic hood on to look fancy.
01:51I guess you can see that.
01:55Okay, let's plug this thing in.
01:58How does it work?
02:01How do you?
02:02Oh.
02:03Oh.
02:04What's making that noise?
02:05I don't even know how to use a typewriter.
02:09I've never used one and I don't care about them.
02:13The keys got stuck.
02:15This is easy.
02:19Power shift.
02:23Why don't the keys go back?
02:25Oh, they just got stuck.
02:28How do we make the bell go ding?
02:31I forgot how that works.
02:33Power tab?
02:35It didn't go ding.
02:39This doesn't have a bell?
02:41What are all these knobs and dials for?
02:43I don't understand it.
02:56No ding?
02:59What's that switch for?
03:01CLE and set?
03:05Something else?
03:06Correction.
03:11It's not correcting nothing.
03:13Power back.
03:18Oh, they do break it.
03:22Belts are squealing.
03:23Power return.
03:27Yeah, it sounds like it's jamming.
03:32You said they were easy to use and I can't even figure it out.
03:37It's jammed.
03:48Why does this thing not have a bell?
03:51Oh, the cord was jammed.
03:52Maybe that's what the problem was.
03:58It doesn't go as fast as I want it to go.
04:02It's supposed to go wham and punch somebody who's on the neighboring desk.
04:10It's supposed to be that power tab.
04:12It's supposed to be a power punch.
04:16Faster!
04:17Oh, there's a bell.
04:20The bell's that side, huh?
04:21There's a broken string there.
04:22I don't know what that's for.
04:28That doesn't do it no more.
04:31The power tab failed.
04:33Oh, is that what happened?
04:34I broke the string to it?
04:36That doesn't move.
04:38This is taking up so much time.
04:43Why is your belt jamming?
04:50There's the bell.
04:57I worked before with a power tab.
04:58Now it doesn't.
05:01Power strips don't work.
05:03Half space.
05:04Correction.
05:06Numbers.
05:09Ah, I knew it right!
05:12The belt's jammed.
05:13Let's set it down.
05:15See if that fixes it.
05:22What is wrong with you?
05:23Make the bell sound like I want it to!
05:25Is this the ink ribbons?
05:27There to make a mess?
05:29I've got white stuff on me.
05:32Oh, it turned off.
05:34Come on!
05:37Jam those keys together and work.
05:40Go back!
05:42Something released it.
05:45I don't remember which thing it was.
05:48Dial thing?
05:51Switches? Majigs?
05:53How do you make it move?
05:55Too frustrating.
05:59Faint of royal printers only for royalty to touch it.
06:06I can't figure it out.
06:09Make that bell go ding!
06:14Press the buttons!
06:20They should still work.
06:23Why does this thing smell like smoke?
06:25It's not working.
06:28It's in your Japan fanciness.
06:31And easy to use.
06:34But I didn't follow the rules though.
06:40Why are you robbing it?
06:41Need some more ink ribbons?
06:44Trying to install it.
06:47Not accepting it though.
06:52Remove that block!
06:55Don't need it!
07:00Let go!
07:03Fanciness.
07:08Let's see.
07:10Work.
07:12Correction.
07:13Correction button's jammed.
07:17What's the problem?
07:20Can you get quiet?
07:21Oh, it turned off.
07:22Turn back on.
07:27Why do the keys not work?
07:30I cleaned it up like the manual said.
07:33Even though I never even read the manual.
07:35Just making it up.
07:38Space bar's jammed?
07:40How did that happen?
07:42Did it go out of space?
07:44Let go!
07:46Bar from space.
07:48Work.
07:55So fancy.
08:02Power return.
08:07Where's the on button now?
08:09It was somewhere in here.
08:13Oh.
08:14Now it's on.
08:17Where is the secret bell?
08:19Why are you hiding it?
08:31Guess it is Japan tough.
08:33Keep breaking it.
08:37Where's the secret?
08:44Oh, there's the secret.
08:47Work.
08:49So fancy.
08:51Don't break.
08:55It's not even on.
08:58What's the problem?
09:00It should be working.
09:05What's wrong with you?
09:07So fancy.
09:09It's too hard to figure out.
09:21Work.
09:24Make it easy.
09:30Block of metal.
09:33Invincible.
09:38The only thing that breaks is the plastic cabinet.
09:43The buttons are still alive.
09:46Where's the power button?
09:48It's somewhere up here.
09:51Can't get it to come back on.
09:55Where's the on button?
09:57It's not working.
10:00Doesn't work.
10:04Take your new suitcase.
10:08So fancy.
10:12Buckle lock's still there.
10:14So fancy.
10:18Better than made in Japan fanciness.
10:22Except this thing wasn't intended for the country of Japan
10:26so it's probably made cheaper.
10:31Why's the buckle not keeping it latched?
10:34It's not staying latched.
10:37It just fell open.
10:39Supposed to be able to secure it.
10:43Forget it.