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00:00:00Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very, very, very special guest.

00:00:06And I wanted to do this interview just to be like, thank you, you're out of my life.

00:00:10But then the Bears lost to J Love and the Packers twice last year.

00:00:14I got some other issues I'm dealing with that are not, it doesn't pertain to you anymore.

00:00:22On today's part of my take, we have a very, very, very, very, very special guest, Aaron

00:00:28Rogers in person at Lake Tahoe.

00:00:32He's out of my life now, so a little different than the first time we interviewed Aaron Rogers.

00:00:37Had a great time with him.

00:00:38He's a Jets quarterback.

00:00:39That's how we'll always remember him.

00:00:41So great interview.

00:00:42We also got memes in on the action today.

00:00:44Yeah, memes asked some questions.

00:00:46Hard hitting journalist memes.

00:00:47He actually fucked up one question.

00:00:48I won't spoil it.

00:00:49We'll actually talk about it after the Aaron Rogers interview.

00:00:52I also have a, it's not a full Monday reading.

00:00:55I just have a paragraph I'd like to read to everyone.

00:00:59We have Mount Rushmore of animals we'd like to be.

00:01:03Hank coming off his huge second place.

00:01:06Big.

00:01:07I fucked that draft up.

00:01:08I wish I hadn't screwed that up.

00:01:10Hot honey should have been on the list.

00:01:11Yeah, and Hank was able to avoid fourth because I was just so bad.

00:01:16Some people are wondering if you did it on purpose.

00:01:17No, I just was bad.

00:01:18I was bad.

00:01:19We're going to talk about the Open Championship.

00:01:22We're going to, we're going to have a great time.

00:01:25We have who's back of the week as well.

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00:03:25Today is Monday, July 22nd and boys, Xander Shoffley is the golfer of the year.

00:03:32How about that?

00:03:33Two majors.

00:03:34Everyone thought it was going to be Sheffler jacking them up.

00:03:38It's like crazy that the year has been Scotty Sheffler.

00:03:41I know there's still some golf left, but Xander winning two out of the four majors and winning

00:03:46it in incredible fashion in Scotland on Sunday where he just, he went to the back nine.

00:03:53He was down two strokes, I believe, and he basically was like, fuck this, I'm winning

00:03:56this tournament.

00:03:57He had the eye of the tiger, and I mean woods, and he was making shot after shot, shot four

00:04:04under in the back nine, one by two strokes, and he now has half of the majors in this

00:04:10year.

00:04:11I saw his dad finally get to celebrate with him wearing his Panama, was it Panama Jack?

00:04:16Is that what the name of the hat is?

00:04:17I believe so.

00:04:18Yeah.

00:04:19He was wearing the hat.

00:04:20He had a flask of whiskey.

00:04:23He was looking awesome.

00:04:25Haas.

00:04:26Haas.

00:04:27Big time Haas.

00:04:28Absolute Haas.

00:04:29And Xander is now, I like, you can't say that Xander hasn't had a better, I know Scotty

00:04:32has all like these wins on the tour, two majors to one.

00:04:36That's it.

00:04:37Xander had the better year.

00:04:38It's crazy because Xander Schauffele could not win a major, and then now the lid's off.

00:04:42He broke the seal.

00:04:43He did.

00:04:44We've all been there, and this is a big year for the United States of America.

00:04:47We had all four major winners.

00:04:48That was the first time, I want to say since, it's been a very, very long time.

00:04:532000.

00:04:54Jack and Arnie.

00:04:55And it was all tiger.

00:04:56No, no, because remember, he did the tiger slam, so it was not all four in the same year.

00:05:01It was 1982.

00:05:02Jack and Arnie?

00:05:03First time since 1982 that the winners of all four majors are American.

00:05:09Who was that in 1982?

00:05:10Don't have it.

00:05:11It's got to be Jack and Arnie.

00:05:12Probably Jack and Arnie.

00:05:13Yeah.

00:05:14She's got to say that.

00:05:15But it's still a USA is back.

00:05:16Big time.

00:05:17Yeah.

00:05:18It was a-

00:05:19Suck my dick world.

00:05:20I stand by my take that I don't want to play golf in England, Lynx golf, but I like watching

00:05:24it because it looked miserable.

00:05:25Friday especially.

00:05:26Friday looked like hell on earth, and they actually said that.

00:05:29I think someone, I can't remember who, it might've been Scotty, said it was the gates

00:05:33of hell when you make the turn to nine and the wind's just right in your face.

00:05:38Guys were hitting, actually there was one guy who, I can't remember exactly who it was,

00:05:44but he said he almost hit driver on a par three, but he's like, I can't do that.

00:05:49But he thought about it because the wind was that miserable.

00:05:51I think Scotty, it was that long par three, it's like 230 yards, and Scotty hit a three

00:05:57wood I believe.

00:05:58Yeah.

00:05:59And stuck it to like two feet.

00:06:00It looked so miserable.

00:06:01Guys were struggling left and right, but Xander was the best, and it did calm down.

00:06:06I know that Lynx golf, it's fun to watch because it's fun to watch them struggle with it and

00:06:11have to hit these crazy shots.

00:06:14But I just watched it and was like, if I had to play that, infinity shots for me.

00:06:18I'd say there's some holes where the bunkers are so deep that if I got in there, I would

00:06:21just take my bag and I would just drive the opposite direction.

00:06:24That was that one guy on Thursday who just left.

00:06:27Yeah, I'm out.

00:06:28Kind of looked like me.

00:06:29I liked that move.

00:06:30He was like, he hit such a bad shot.

00:06:31He's like, I'm not going to go pick that up.

00:06:32Yeah, I can't.

00:06:33I'm just saying my back hurts.

00:06:34I'm leaving.

00:06:35I can't look for this thing.

00:06:36Yeah.

00:06:37Brooks today, was it today or was it yesterday where he lost his ball?

00:06:38I think it was Saturday.

00:06:39Yeah.

00:06:40He lost his ball and then he hit another provisional and that was also a very tough one to find.

00:06:44At that point when you're provisional is not, when you can't see it, that's another one

00:06:47where it's like, I'm going home.

00:06:49Yeah.

00:06:50It's not my day.

00:06:51And Xander just, I mean that shot on 11 where he was just like, fuck it, I'm going right

00:06:53for it.

00:06:54Yeah.

00:06:55It was so awesome.

00:06:56Like I have a question for you as our golf expert, but we should at least mention, um,

00:07:02that we are, that was really cool when Max cheered that loudly to make the cut and that

00:07:07has everything to do with the fact that he's a friend of ours and we're completely biased.

00:07:10Cut of the year.

00:07:11Cut of the year.

00:07:12Take these are coming up in, in, in, in next week might be cut of the year.

00:07:17I, that was one of those moments where I'm like, that's our guy.

00:07:21Yeah.

00:07:22He's a good dude.

00:07:23Right.

00:07:24We wouldn't make fun of it if it was someone else.

00:07:25Good.

00:07:26Yeah.

00:07:27He's a good golfer.

00:07:28Even better human.

00:07:29This year he's been a better human being than golf.

00:07:30In the majors.

00:07:31Yes.

00:07:32But, uh, except for the first three rounds of the masters.

00:07:34I will say the, if he had done that for, uh, the us open PGA or the masters, I would have,

00:07:41it would have taken a lot for me not to say something.

00:07:45I can understand being like, I don't want to have to fly all the way back home.

00:07:48Yeah.

00:07:49I'm here for this tournament.

00:07:50Yeah.

00:07:51And like it's across, across the pond, all that shit.

00:07:53You probably paid.

00:07:54You gotta be nice.

00:07:55You probably paid for your Airbnb already.

00:07:56Yeah.

00:07:57Might as well just use it for the weekend.

00:07:58Right.

00:07:59Like if you lose the, if you don't make the cut at masters yet, it's a bummer, but you

00:08:01can be home within five hours.

00:08:03Yeah.

00:08:04Also, if, if he hadn't made the cut, he might not have been able to get home with the airline

00:08:07delays.

00:08:08That's true.

00:08:09So think about that.

00:08:10Uh, right.

00:08:11The, uh, the cleric jug, I think, I think is the best golf trophy.

00:08:16Embrace debate.

00:08:17Best one to drink out.

00:08:18Are we counting them?

00:08:19The green jacket?

00:08:20The green jacket is a trophy.

00:08:21Yeah.

00:08:22Uh, in which case I would say, yeah, green jacket.

00:08:23But besides the green jacket.

00:08:25That's the one that they wanted us to take a picture with.

00:08:26Oh, the FedEx cup?

00:08:27Yeah.

00:08:28That one.

00:08:29I mean, the aura on that one.

00:08:30Really?

00:08:31It's all, all eyes forward to the road to Dubai.

00:08:32Rory told us that's the most important one of the entire year.

00:08:34We listen, the people at the PGA have been incredible to us and they've gotten us some

00:08:40great guests.

00:08:41But when you were like, yeah, the FedEx cup trophies coming by, do we want to do something

00:08:44with it?

00:08:45And Hank and I were like, um, I don't know what we would do with it.

00:08:48Drinking Coors Light out of it.

00:08:49Yeah.

00:08:50We didn't win a, I feel, I would feel wrong doing that to a trophy.

00:08:55We have no business.

00:08:56Yeah.

00:08:57I'd look at it.

00:08:58I would point at it.

00:08:59Yeah.

00:09:00Like, there it is.

00:09:01And be like, one day, one day this could be ours.

00:09:02No, but it's a, the clear jug is, I think it's a underrated trophy.

00:09:04Yeah.

00:09:05It's one of the most underrated in sports.

00:09:06Did you hear Zander's dad said he's drinking wine out of it?

00:09:09It'd be sacrilege to drink beer out of it.

00:09:11Oh no, you can drink, just, it has to be room temperature beer.

00:09:13No, he said it would be sacrilege because it, uh, let me get the exact quote.

00:09:17Uh, I think you have to drink whiskey out of it.

00:09:21Well, he was drinking whiskey out of a flask in the back of the media room.

00:09:25Yeah.

00:09:26You got to stay warm.

00:09:27Awesome.

00:09:28Um, Hank, question for you.

00:09:29Yes.

00:09:30In terms of this golf tournament, uh, what, first of all, rank your majors, which ones

00:09:35you'd want to win?

00:09:38Masters, open us open.

00:09:42Oh, opens too.

00:09:44What about the Ryder cup?

00:09:45That's not a major.

00:09:46That's not a major.

00:09:47In my mind.

00:09:49That's a good answer.

00:09:50So open is number two.

00:09:53Yeah.

00:09:54More history.

00:09:55There's a lot of history.

00:09:56Birthplace of golf.

00:09:57There's a lot of history.

00:09:59Uh, Hank, and it's like more, more random.

00:10:03There's always more random winners I feel like in the open, like even what was the guy's

00:10:07name?

00:10:08Tristan.

00:10:09Tristan.

00:10:10Yeah.

00:10:11Uh, this is what I thought it was Thurston for most of the weekend.

00:10:12Yeah.

00:10:13Yeah.

00:10:14Same.

00:10:15Until I turned it on the broadcast.

00:10:16I was like, Oh, interesting.

00:10:17Uh, this is what Zander's dad said.

00:10:19He said, Zander said he, uh, he himself is not a big drinker.

00:10:21So when a reporter asked what he would drink out of the claret jug, he joked he couldn't

00:10:24wait to see what his father would put in here first.

00:10:26So then a gaggle of reporters rushed over to Stefan to ask.

00:10:30He solemnly looked down from the brim of his Panama hat to remind the reporters claret

00:10:34means a red wine for, uh, from Bordeaux.

00:10:37Of course it's claret jug.

00:10:39If you put beer in it, that's sacrilege.

00:10:41I'm not fighting with that guy.

00:10:42He was a hoss.

00:10:43I would, I would put beer in it.

00:10:45I, I'm going to let him do the wine.

00:10:46And maybe sneak in a little beer at the end.

00:10:48Americanized that trophy.

00:10:49My question for you, Billy Horschel was kind of rooting for him.

00:10:54Seems like a really nice guy.

00:10:56Didn't love, didn't feel like he dressed to win, uh, a major today.

00:11:00I just, he's got a unique vibe though.

00:11:02Okay.

00:11:03He always kind of dresses.

00:11:04I don't know.

00:11:05I think he dressed to win the open.

00:11:06Yeah.

00:11:07The cardigan.

00:11:08No.

00:11:09I don't know.

00:11:10It just, it didn't feel like killer.

00:11:11You know, it's a little too nicely.

00:11:12It's a little too nice.

00:11:14What's uh, what's the, what's the guy who is, uh, the, the kids who read the kids books

00:11:19who was a U S sniper.

00:11:20Mr. Rogers.

00:11:21Yeah.

00:11:22That guy.

00:11:23Not really.

00:11:24No, no.

00:11:25There's a rumor that he always wore the cardigans because his arms were just tatted up like

00:11:28a motherfucker.

00:11:29One of my favorite rumors.

00:11:30Um, Billy Horschel.

00:11:32So I was rooting for him cause I was like, I didn't have, I bet on Brooks.

00:11:35I bet on Hovland cause we thought he was, you know, questioning death.

00:11:39One of the dumbest bets ever.

00:11:41Uh, so I was just, I was watching as a golf fan.

00:11:45On Sunday.

00:11:46And I was rooting for Billy Horschel, his putting like set up when he set up for a pot

00:11:53on maybe four.

00:11:54I was like, that's it.

00:11:55He's done.

00:11:56I don't know if that's like, I know it's what his setup is, but it looks so nervous and

00:12:00so not steady that I was like, he can't win a major.

00:12:04It's also hard sometimes.

00:12:05Like I, you like that where your heart and your sleeves guys, but also sometimes when

00:12:09they're like overreacting to miss pots and stuff, when it's that early in the round,

00:12:13you got it.

00:12:14You got to get it together.

00:12:15You can't let it like Xander just doesn't react to anything.

00:12:17Anything.

00:12:18He was, he was just staring like he would hit a great shot and he would just stare down,

00:12:22like put his head down and be like, next shot.

00:12:24Billy Horschel was practicing his putting technique while someone else was putting on like the

00:12:28fourth or fifth.

00:12:29I like this guy's cooked and I wanted him to do while I was rooting for him.

00:12:34But I just, maybe he's got to, do you think as a golf expert, he's got to change his putting

00:12:38stance?

00:12:39No, I think whatever.

00:12:40I think it got him, got him that, that far.

00:12:42Okay.

00:12:43He's come a long way in the last year.

00:12:44Cause I just saw it with my eyes and I was like, nah, doesn't have it.

00:12:48Doesn't have it.

00:12:49I do think that the winner of the open is usually the one that's most likely when you

00:12:51look at their Wikipedia page to just list their golf accomplishments and nothing else.

00:12:57Yeah.

00:12:58Just like, this is what this guy's known for.

00:12:59Made the tour in this year to like top 10 finishes.

00:13:02Then won the open.

00:13:03Yeah.

00:13:04Like a master's champ might have a DUI.

00:13:05They might have a DUI, something fun in there.

00:13:08Maybe they played football in high school.

00:13:09Yeah.

00:13:10Open championship.

00:13:12He joined the web tour in 2011.

00:13:14Stewart Sink.

00:13:15He was born on the web tour.

00:13:16Everyone's Stewart Sink won it.

00:13:17Yeah.

00:13:18That was cool.

00:13:19The other thing about him.

00:13:20Tan line.

00:13:21Tan line.

00:13:22Yeah.

00:13:23That was crazy.

00:13:24At least he's got that.

00:13:25Also really cool that his name is Stewart Sink.

00:13:26Yeah, it is.

00:13:27He got to sink putts.

00:13:28Just fucking bad ass.

00:13:29Uh, anything else from, from the golf, did you watch it all Hank or were you golfing?

00:13:32No, I watched.

00:13:33You did?

00:13:34Yeah.

00:13:35I like having it on in the morning.

00:13:36Yeah.

00:13:37I mean, I woke, I watched the, you know, last three or four hours, but it was kind of like

00:13:40you wake up and guys have played 18 hours.

00:13:42But it's nice.

00:13:43Like on a Saturday and Sunday, it's a nice change of pace being like, Oh, it's going

00:13:46to be over by like one o'clock.

00:13:48It's just nice.

00:13:49It is fun to wake up and see somebody have like the worst hole of their life to start

00:13:52your day.

00:13:53Yeah.

00:13:54They're doing the recap of what happened, what you missed while you were sleeping.

00:13:56Like, Oh, that guy had a much worse day than I'm going to have.

00:13:59Yeah.

00:14:00This is good.

00:14:01I also had a very dumb.

00:14:02I can't wait for football to be back thought, but just seeing the stands full of people

00:14:08in sweatshirts and jackets.

00:14:11I was like, I can't wait for like Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving football.

00:14:15I got a text from our good friend Mike Vrabel this morning, just have a picture of the Muni

00:14:19lot and it said like, I can't wait for that.

00:14:22Yeah.

00:14:23Seven weeks.

00:14:24The Muni lot will look like this and look, just look at these dudes getting ready to

00:14:27watch football in Cleveland.

00:14:29This is going to make you excited.

00:14:30Yeah.

00:14:31Very excited.

00:14:32Look at that.

00:14:33That's football.

00:14:34Almost back.

00:14:35We're almost there guys.

00:14:36Yeah.

00:14:37I'm ready for it.

00:14:38Football itself is great, but football's football.

00:14:40That's just the difference.

00:14:41We've, have you seen the like clips for coming from, from training camp?

00:14:45Yeah.

00:14:46It's awesome.

00:14:47I mean, we fucked up.

00:14:48We fucked up by letting Patrick Mahomes have Xavier worthy.

00:14:51Yeah, that one.

00:14:52We did that.

00:14:53That was a clip where it's like, get ready to see this a million times.

00:14:55You gotta be especially bad for bills fans to watch that.

00:14:57Yeah.

00:14:58Fastest guy out there.

00:14:59Um, okay.

00:15:00Other things, I guess we should probably talk about, uh, politics, but only do it in a sports

00:15:05way.

00:15:07Uh, your boy means Cassiano's could not be more back.

00:15:11He's dialed.

00:15:12Cassiano's hit a home run today.

00:15:13I know it was after, uh, Joe Biden dropped out of the race, but he also did it, uh, a

00:15:19couple hours after the announcement that Tom Brenneman is back, uh, calling college football

00:15:26games.

00:15:27That was my, who's back in a week was old Tommy B.

00:15:28And then Cassiano's like date.

00:15:30I would imagine the sports book lost all their money today on Cassiano's hitting a home run.

00:15:35Yeah.

00:15:36The minute Biden's out, you know, he's going to hit a home run.

00:15:38You got a Pokemon go to draft Kings whenever, whenever something bad happens.

00:15:41Yeah.

00:15:42Cause Cassiano's has dialed in.

00:15:43He's got his pulse on, on all the tragedies.

00:15:45Yeah.

00:15:46So I got a question.

00:15:47The only question I got is, is, uh, the whole Biden thing is he, he now is just, uh, that

00:15:52coach who got fired at long beach state and then made the tournament.

00:15:56That's what's happening.

00:15:57Kind of.

00:15:58Yeah.

00:15:59So he's going to ride it out.

00:16:00He's going to coach the bowl game.

00:16:01What if, what if just Russia loses the war against Ukraine?

00:16:04What if the economy goes through the roof?

00:16:05Yeah.

00:16:06Can he jump in first week in November and be like, I think we're going to run it back.

00:16:09We got some momentum.

00:16:10We got something going here.

00:16:11It took me stepping down to make it happen.

00:16:14It is kind of like the backup quarterback situation.

00:16:16You know, the whole, the whole weekend was, was we, we said this a couple of weeks ago,

00:16:20but it really is political, political people not understanding sports fandom because all

00:16:25the leaks that were coming out saying there's no way he's dropping out.

00:16:28Yeah.

00:16:29We're just what happens before coach gets fired.

00:16:31Yeah.

00:16:32And then once it's a quarterback, it's like Kamala, are you ready?

00:16:35Are you really ready to see Trevor Simeon start?

00:16:37Yeah.

00:16:38I think you want to Trevor Simeon start, let's go until he steps up and then throws three

00:16:41picks in the first half and you're like, fuck, I kind of, I kind of miss Zach Wilson.

00:16:45Yeah.

00:16:46And there's factions inside the coaching room.

00:16:48Yeah.

00:16:49It's like, Oh, this Trevor Simeon.

00:16:50Well, the Trevor Simeon was drafted by, by the solid player.

00:16:54Yeah.

00:16:55He's been around for, he was dropped.

00:16:56The bottomless had a job for like 20 years.

00:16:58He was drafted by the new GM.

00:17:00Yeah.

00:17:01So it's like, we got to, we got to make this switch.

00:17:03So, uh, yeah, that's politics as it relates to sports.

00:17:06So that's, that's about it.

00:17:07Yeah.

00:17:08They're probably still going to lose.

00:17:09I do think it was fucked up.

00:17:10They made him do it on national ice cream day.

00:17:11Guy loves ice cream.

00:17:12Yeah.

00:17:13He fucking loves ice.

00:17:14He didn't wait till the open was over too, which was nice.

00:17:17Maybe he had, he like ate a bunch of ice cream and he was like, I could just do this every

00:17:20day.

00:17:21Yeah.

00:17:22Like I don't have to have a job.

00:17:23I don't have to worry about running the world anymore.

00:17:24I can just, there probably is like a bunch of national ice cream days, right?

00:17:27That's one of those days.

00:17:28We should listen.

00:17:29Yeah.

00:17:30Dr. Jill.

00:17:31Dr. Jill.

00:17:32Ice cream day.

00:17:33Dog day.

00:17:34Donuts.

00:17:35Coffee.

00:17:36It's like, there's 17 of them.

00:17:37There's a bunch of women's days too.

00:17:38Yeah.

00:17:39And then whenever that happens, everyone like international men's day trends because everyone's

00:17:41like, how come there's no international men's day.

00:17:43And weird.

00:17:44All that.

00:17:45There's only one steak in a blow job day.

00:17:46Interesting.

00:17:47That's fucked up.

00:17:48Interesting.

00:17:49Huh?

00:17:50Interesting.

00:17:51I think I'm going to keep us down.

00:17:52I think this week is uncle's day.

00:17:53Shout out to all the uncles out there.

00:17:55The real heroes.

00:17:56Uncle's day.

00:17:58National uncle's day, baby.

00:17:59Yeah.

00:18:00Big time.

00:18:01You don't even become an uncle like by, you don't do anything.

00:18:03Well, you don't, you don't choose to, you, you're born and then you have a birthday.

00:18:07Yeah, I know.

00:18:08But it's just very funny to be like, uncle's day.

00:18:10You don't, you don't choose to be an uncle.

00:18:11It's bestowed on you.

00:18:12It's bestowed upon you.

00:18:13You can't turn it down.

00:18:14You can't.

00:18:15Yeah.

00:18:16Can't be like, no, I don't want to be an uncle.

00:18:17Thank God there's a holiday for uncles.

00:18:19The parents that pick up the kids and then just get rid of them at the end of the day.

00:18:23Once every month.

00:18:24I love it.

00:18:25You deserve a day off.

00:18:26Joe Biden, just every day is ice cream day.

00:18:29Yeah.

00:18:30Jill, just tell him that.

00:18:31Just be like, honey, guess what?

00:18:33Ice cream day again today.

00:18:34Yeah.

00:18:35And be like, oh.

00:18:36It is for me.

00:18:38The uh, my apple doesn't fall from the tree.

00:18:41My son is now pulling my own tricks on me where we went to the ice cream store last

00:18:45night or Saturday night and uh, we got the same exact ice cream and he was like, Hey,

00:18:49can I try yours?

00:18:50And I was just like, God fucking damn it.

00:18:52Yeah.

00:18:53You never know.

00:18:54It might be better.

00:18:55There's nothing better than vacation gelato or vacation ice cream every day.

00:18:59Every single day.

00:19:00If I'm, if I'm out of the office, if I'm in a different city, you bet your sweet ass I'm

00:19:04getting gelato like a hot day at the beach or the pool and then ending it with a fucking

00:19:10huge ice cream cone.

00:19:12That's it.

00:19:13You know what?

00:19:14Living baby.

00:19:15But you know what I like about the cups is the tiny spoons.

00:19:16So you don't think that you're eating that much gelato.

00:19:18You're like, I'm just, I'm just nibbling.

00:19:19I'm just a cone guy.

00:19:20Throwing through.

00:19:21Same.

00:19:22Same.

00:19:23Same.

00:19:24Yeah.

00:19:25I'm just regular.

00:19:26I used to be a regular and then my lifestyle just got too big.

00:19:29I just, I know, but I need, I need the, I needed to be able to hold all that ice cream.

00:19:34Yeah, but I like, I'm usually like one scoop, right?

00:19:36Yeah.

00:19:37No, I'm a two scoop guy and the two scoops don't go in sugar cones or, or the cake cones.

00:19:41You need the waffle cone.

00:19:43I just, is what it is.

00:19:44You gotta, it's like going from XL to double X same scooper, two different flavors.

00:19:48Sometimes I'll miss, miss mix and match.

00:19:51But the problem is you got to make sure the bottom flavor is the, is the, like you, if

00:19:56you're taking a risk, if you're in between two flavors and you fuck up the bottom flavor,

00:20:02you got to restart and just get another cone.

00:20:03That's why I'm more into the cup because you get the two, two different flavors, two scoops,

00:20:08two flavors, and then you get all the toppings.

00:20:09If they can like put extra toppings, then the cup catches at the bottom, but it sounds

00:20:14like you're the same type of eater I am, where if you get a plate and you've got three or

00:20:17four different things on that plate, you save the one you want until the end.

00:20:21Right?

00:20:22Last bite is the most important bite.

00:20:23I dive into whatever fucked up vegetable that's made me get, yeah, you got to eat that first

00:20:27and then you save the real action for the end.

00:20:30I have to have a great last bite.

00:20:31Want to know a real fat guy moves?

00:20:32I do.

00:20:33Go ahead, Max.

00:20:34Not that you're a fat guy.

00:20:35No, you go.

00:20:37You mentioned the, the topping.

00:20:38Yeah.

00:20:39I got to get the whipped cream.

00:20:40Got to, got to get the gummy bears.

00:20:41Got to get chocolate syrup.

00:20:42Sometimes I'll go real fat guy and I'll get a bowl with the toppings and a cone on the

00:20:48side and I'll just be like, it's like you can basically have like six cones because

00:20:52you just keep scooping it in.

00:20:53You dip?

00:20:54No, you keep adding more to the cone.

00:20:56You lick, then add more, and then you finally eat the cone.

00:20:59Real fat guy move, but pros pro move.

00:21:01I got a great, great spread this weekend.

00:21:03I got, it's a combination.

00:21:05I didn't even know that this existed.

00:21:07Shout out Michigan.

00:21:08They have more fat guy flavors than any other state in the union.

00:21:12It's a combination, peanut butter and marshmallow fluff mixed into one spread.

00:21:17It is fucking awesome.

00:21:18That's pretty good.

00:21:19Yes.

00:21:20That's pretty good.

00:21:21What are you going to say, Max?

00:21:22I was going to ask if we could get ice cream tonight.

00:21:23Yeah, we should.

00:21:24Yeah, we should.

00:21:25Okay.

00:21:26We should.

00:21:27I'm so down.

00:21:28This is good.

00:21:29This is actually a perfect, I'll, I will throw it out there to the AWLs and anyone listening

00:21:32to this, maybe who just showed up to the first episode for Aaron Rodgers, uh, find me a breakdown

00:21:40of Joe Biden stepping down better than this one where we just talked about ice cream deep

00:21:4410 minute deep dive into the sweet creamy treats.

00:21:47This is how politics should be discussed.

00:21:49Can we have ice?

00:21:50Yeah.

00:21:51Can we have podcast outside today?

00:21:52Fuck yeah.

00:21:53It's the summertime.

00:21:54Yeah.

00:21:55Do whatever we want.

00:21:56What are, what flavors are you guys going to get?

00:21:57I'm going to do, I'm going to do a mix of mint chocolate chip and then chocolate chip

00:22:00cookie dough and chip mint chip and chocolate chip mint chocolate chip.

00:22:05Yeah.

00:22:06I had, I had double scoop mint chocolate chip last night.

00:22:07I wonder if there's some are walkable.

00:22:09I don't like it when the mint chocolate chip is white ice cream.

00:22:12Yes.

00:22:13Great.

00:22:14It's gotta be, make it green.

00:22:15I want to be green.

00:22:16I want that weird fucked up color of green that doesn't exist in nature besides in mint

00:22:18chocolate chip ice cream.

00:22:20Matthew, since you're sitting here and just in just nodding your head, I know you love

00:22:24ice cream.

00:22:25So tell us your favorite flavor.

00:22:26Chocolate.

00:22:27Okay, there we go.

00:22:28I'll put the better.

00:22:29That's good.

00:22:30That's like a fucking, that's basically just running power offense.

00:22:31Yeah.

00:22:32Run the ball.

00:22:33Yeah.

00:22:34On the football.

00:22:35Stop the run.

00:22:36Four yards.

00:22:37Get your first down.

00:22:39Okay.

00:22:40Peanut butter chocolate is my favorite.

00:22:41Peanut butter.

00:22:42Chocolate's not bad, but when you combine the peanut butter and the in ice cream, it's

00:22:44good.

00:22:45I don't like peanut butter chocolate cookies.

00:22:48I think peanut butter.

00:22:49What do you mean?

00:22:50Like if it's a cookie that has peanut butter flavor and chocolate flavor, I don't like

00:22:54that.

00:22:55Drives my mouth out.

00:22:56Oh, I agree with that.

00:22:57And an ice cream.

00:22:58He's saying like a, an actual cookie.

00:22:59Yeah.

00:23:00Like a peanut butter cookie.

00:23:01I'm not a big fan of peanut butter cookies, but I love peanut butter and chocolate together.

00:23:05Yep.

00:23:06Yep.

00:23:07I'll eat peanut butter or anything.

00:23:09Hank and I are maybe like the foundation of our friendship is peanut butter and chocolate.

00:23:13Anytime we have Reese's, we'll just give each other a slice.

00:23:17Speaking of Matthew, are we going with Huey as his name?

00:23:21Someone said to me, well, I'll find the tweet.

00:23:23So hole's out.

00:23:24Hole is a hundred percent out.

00:23:26Yep.

00:23:27It just doesn't work.

00:23:28We tried.

00:23:29It doesn't work.

00:23:30But a shout out the AWL Mikey memberships.

00:23:33Great fucking name.

00:23:35Mikey memberships.

00:23:36I'm concerned.

00:23:37Matthew is a Huey.

00:23:38If I've ever heard one, don't even need to see him to know he's a Huey.

00:23:41I mean, I think he is a Huey and I kind of like the idea of him having to introduce himself

00:23:46to like football coaches and Aaron Rogers being like, Hey, I'm Huey.

00:23:51Now let's talk about the spelling because I think he's an H U E Y Huey, not H E W E

00:23:58Y.

00:23:59Baby Huey.

00:24:00Yeah.

00:24:01Huey.

00:24:02The comic.

00:24:03Yeah.

00:24:04You're Huey.

00:24:05Yeah.

00:24:07You're a big duck.

00:24:08You look like baby.

00:24:09You.

00:24:10There's a lot of great Hueys out there.

00:24:11Huey.

00:24:12Huey Lewis in the news.

00:24:13Baby.

00:24:14Baby.

00:24:15Baby.

00:24:16Huey is a gigantic and naive duckling cartoon character.

00:24:17I mean, what?

00:24:19That's perfect.

00:24:20Huey Jackson.

00:24:21Great football coach.

00:24:22Huey Jackson.

00:24:23Yeah.

00:24:24Huey Lewis in the news.

00:24:27Yeah.

00:24:28Yeah.

00:24:29Sports.

00:24:30Iconic album.

00:24:31Hmm.

00:24:32It's one of boomers favorites.

00:24:33Yeah.

00:24:34So yeah, he's Huey.

00:24:35We're going to try out Huey for a while.

00:24:36Is that cool with you, Huey?

00:24:37Yeah, that'll work.

00:24:38Okay.

00:24:39That'll work.

00:24:40Okay.

00:24:41Good job.

00:24:42Back to ice cream.

00:24:43Yeah.

00:24:44It's the best.

00:24:45Yeah, it is.

00:24:46It's the best.

00:24:47Ice cream really is the best.

00:24:48Rank your ice creams.

00:24:49And when I say ice cream, I mean ice cream, custard, gelato.

00:24:55I'm not sure.

00:24:56Ice cream.

00:24:57Include frozen yogurt.

00:24:58Frozen yogurt is, frozen yogurt I think is two just because it's a specific like time

00:25:03and place.

00:25:04Like frozen yogurt, a swirl towered fucking so high in a cone on a summer day with sprinkles

00:25:11on it.

00:25:12Rocks.

00:25:13I'm going to go gelato one, then I'm going to go soft serve two, then ice cream.

00:25:21Oh, I see what you're saying.

00:25:23Then frozen yogurt.

00:25:25Soft serve is what I'm really talking about.

00:25:26Yeah.

00:25:27Soft serve.

00:25:28Yeah.

00:25:29I'm not talking about frozen yogurt.

00:25:30I'm talking about soft serve.

00:25:31Frozen yogurt, it's manageable.

00:25:32If it comes out of the machine, I just say frozen yogurt, which is stupid, but it's soft

00:25:36serve.

00:25:37Also, those places also have all the candy you want, so you can make it however you want.

00:25:41I would say-

00:25:42Oh, yeah.

00:25:4316 handles?

00:25:44Yep.

00:25:45Great.

00:25:46Or the one here.

00:25:47Forever yogurt.

00:25:48Forever yogurt.

00:25:49Yep.

00:25:50So good.

00:25:51I would say frozen yogurt is the Brock Purdy of ice creams.

00:25:52You can win with it.

00:25:53Ideally, would you take it number one?

00:25:55Probably not, but you get all the great toppings on it and it becomes great.

00:25:58The key to frozen yogurt is to trick yourself into being like, it's not as bad as ice cream,

00:26:03but then you put an entire candy bar on it.

00:26:06Yep.

00:26:07That's what you do.

00:26:08Yep.

00:26:09And it's great.

00:26:10Okay.

00:26:11Anything else going on in sports or politics?

00:26:12This is good sports.

00:26:13We crush the politics.

00:26:14We might be the best politics.

00:26:16Move over to the Johns.

00:26:18We're pretty good.

00:26:19We crush the politics.

00:26:20USA almost lost to South Sudan.

00:26:22Oh, yeah.

00:26:23More politics.

00:26:24That was fine.

00:26:25Update from back here.

00:26:26Huey has already changed his Twitter name to Huey.

00:26:28Oh, nice.

00:26:29I love it.

00:26:30Just a man of action.

00:26:31I fucking love it.

00:26:32Love that.

00:26:33I love it.

00:26:34So we scored with eight seconds left, right?

00:26:35We're down by like 14, 15 points in the first half.

00:26:38LeBron.

00:26:39I'm convinced that Steve Kerr told the guys like, fuck this up, like tank a little bit

00:26:44and then let's see if we can come back.

00:26:46South Sudan, Luol Deng has basically put that entire program, put it together and they're

00:26:53scrappy.

00:26:54Yeah.

00:26:55They got some decent players.

00:26:56Yeah.

00:26:58So Steph and LeBron saved the day.

00:26:59Steph hit that big three.

00:27:00Derrick White.

00:27:01Derrick White.

00:27:02Uh, that lob to Ant.

00:27:03I don't know what happened there.

00:27:04And that wasn't Derrick White's fault.

00:27:05It was Ant's fault.

00:27:06Or not.

00:27:07Sorry.

00:27:08Not sorry, Ant.

00:27:09Anthony Davis.

00:27:10Um, but yeah.

00:27:11Are we worried?

00:27:12Does this count against USA?

00:27:14Max, what, did you see Joel Embiid's quote?

00:27:16Oh, that was what my Monday reading was.

00:27:18We should talk about it after.

00:27:20I thought it was satire.

00:27:21Yeah.

00:27:22Let's talk about it after.

00:27:23Okay.

00:27:24Um, cause it is, you have one quote.

00:27:27I have another.

00:27:28You have the one about LeBron?

00:27:29Yeah.

00:27:30Yeah.

00:27:31I have another.

00:27:32We'll do that after Aaron Rodgers.

00:27:33Cause it is white.

00:27:34He did a New York times profile.

00:27:36It's quite something.

00:27:38Can't wait.

00:27:39I thought I was like, oh, this is butt crack sports.

00:27:40It was quite something.

00:27:42Uh, okay.

00:27:43Uh, let me see what else did I have on my list of sports topics?

00:27:48Uh, the Celtics gave another extension.

00:27:50Yeah.

00:27:51Where the fuck are you guys getting all this money?

00:27:53They don't.

00:27:54So they're selling the team.

00:27:55So the current ownership is like, fuck, I'll give everybody a contract.

00:27:58I'd never have to pay it.

00:27:59Good for your friend.

00:28:00Kristoff's Porzingis.

00:28:01Yeah.

00:28:02I mean the, wait, who got the extension?

00:28:04Same housing.

00:28:05Oh yeah.

00:28:06But they have Porzingis.

00:28:07They have, they have everyone signed.

00:28:08They had the same house made $45 million and they, the, the penalty that they have to pay

00:28:14on it's insane.

00:28:16Why not?

00:28:17Who cares?

00:28:18That's great ownership.

00:28:19You.

00:28:20Yeah.

00:28:21You want that?

00:28:22Like go spend all the money.

00:28:23Go for it again.

00:28:24You got the young guys like locked up for a long time.

00:28:28Every ownership should look at this and be like this.

00:28:29I mean the Warriors kind of did that.

00:28:31Remember when the Warriors just spent money like it was going out of business?

00:28:35Why wouldn't you do that if you have the core of a championship team?

00:28:39Yeah.

00:28:40Here's the thing.

00:28:41Money's not real.

00:28:42Yeah.

00:28:43Not to get all Aaron Rodgers on you, but money only has value because we say it does.

00:28:45Yeah.

00:28:46210 million tax penalty.

00:28:49That's that's what Biden.

00:28:50That's fucking ashtray money.

00:28:51Yeah.

00:28:52That's what Biden.

00:28:53Yeah.

00:28:54Who knows?

00:28:55Taxes might go down.

00:28:56That's fucking easy.

00:28:57I love it.

00:28:58There's also some Oakland Athletics news.

00:28:59Maybe have you.

00:29:00What you should do is you'd have, you should have Zelinsky by the Celtics and then no money

00:29:06problems.

00:29:07Yeah.

00:29:08It's not bad.

00:29:09Think about that.

00:29:10Okay.

00:29:11Yeah.

00:29:12What was the Oakland Athletics news?

00:29:13I'm not smart enough to understand exactly what it is, but apparently there have been

00:29:16Oakland area investors like people, business leaders that have money that want to either

00:29:22invest in or try to purchase a lot of the A's and keep them in Oakland.

00:29:28And Major League Baseball has allegedly been telling them that they're not allowed to talk

00:29:33about their interest because they want the A's to move to Vegas so badly because it's

00:29:38going to mean increased value for every other MLB team.

00:29:42But apparently there are some people that want to kick money into the A's and keep it

00:29:47in Oakland.

00:29:48But for some reason, I don't know how the MLB is making them just shut up about it,

00:29:53but they're not allowed to talk about it.

00:29:54Fuck John Fisher.

00:29:55Again, this is where we stand on this.

00:29:58I don't, I don't know how deep this goes and how they're able to keep the people from being

00:30:03quiet about their, their rumored interest.

00:30:06But it just stinks to high heaven.

00:30:08Yeah.

00:30:09And I don't like it.

00:30:10It's bad.

00:30:11It's bad for sports.

00:30:12Very bad.

00:30:13Did you see Jose Canseco throughout the first pitch?

00:30:14Oh, how do you do?

00:30:15He actually did all right.

00:30:16Okay, good.

00:30:17He flexed.

00:30:19This is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this sounds suspect.

00:30:20It's very suspect.

00:30:21It sounds very, very suspect.

00:30:24They keep, I see people keep posting, um, the temperature like first pitch temperature

00:30:31and it's crazy.

00:30:32They're going to play in Sacramento.

00:30:33I know that Vegas will be indoors, but Sacramento is not.

00:30:37So like the other day it was like Oakland first pitch temperature, 75 degrees, Sacramento

00:30:43105, Vegas 119.

00:30:45So I, I just looked it up right now.

00:30:48Apparently what's happening is the people that are rumored to have interest in investing

00:30:53in the ACE and keeping them local.

00:30:55Major League Baseball is saying, don't talk about it publicly.

00:30:57You're not allowed to say anything because if you do, we're going to prevent you from

00:31:01investing in any other teams in the future.

00:31:04That's how they're making them shut up about it.

00:31:06That's bullshit.

00:31:07So fuck John Fisher, fuck a man fraud.

00:31:10Fuck man.

00:31:11Man fraud's a dick.

00:31:12That's bullshit.

00:31:13Yeah.

00:31:14Okay.

00:31:15The only other thing I had was, uh, Lamar has diarrhea again.

00:31:18Yeah.

00:31:19Yep.

00:31:20That's how we know football's officially back.

00:31:21Yep.

00:31:22Lamar Jackson missed the first day of, of, uh, of training camp, right?

00:31:27Yeah.

00:31:28He had to be sent home.

00:31:29Yeah.

00:31:30He, he, I guess showed up at the facility and then they sent him home cause his butt

00:31:32hurt.

00:31:33Yeah.

00:31:34But that's a classic first day of school move.

00:31:35Yeah.

00:31:36I could imagine Hank missed a couple of first days.

00:31:37No.

00:31:38First days were fun.

00:31:39You show up.

00:31:40First day's fun.

00:31:41The second day suck.

00:31:42Yeah.

00:31:43Show up, get your fit off.

00:31:44Yeah.

00:31:45That's what you see in college.

00:31:46We just get your books.

00:31:47Yeah.

00:31:48Do a little couple of ice breakers.

00:31:49Yeah.

00:31:50Then you never show up again.

00:31:51Yeah.

00:31:52Syllabus day.

00:31:53Also they had the MLB, uh, uh, Hall of Fame induction today.

00:31:56Didn't realize that.

00:31:57Great timing.

00:31:58Baseball.

00:31:59Yeah.

00:32:00Jim Leland.

00:32:01I hope when, did he give a speech today?

00:32:02I think so.

00:32:03Jim Leland, Todd Helton, Adrian Beltre and Joe Maurer.

00:32:06Jim Leland.

00:32:07I, he should have been smoking a cigarette.

00:32:08I don't know if he was during his induction, but he should have been that.

00:32:12I don't know what.

00:32:13I guess now's the time, but why wouldn't you do it like during all star break or something?

00:32:17I don't know.

00:32:18It was just, I was listening to the Cubs game on the radio and I, they were like, oh yeah,

00:32:21and the Jim Leland's going in today.

00:32:23Oh, okay.

00:32:24Wait, stay real.

00:32:25Cubs can't hit.

00:32:26Cubs cannot hit at all, Hank.

00:32:29They had a walk off walk today.

00:32:31I had my statistical model had him at 0% chance of winning that game when showed I had a no

00:32:38hitter with like nine Ks going through six innings.

00:32:42And I was like, he gave a one home run.

00:32:44I was like, that's it.

00:32:45It's just statistical model at zero.

00:32:47They found a way.

00:32:48No, they suck.

00:32:50You went Saturday.

00:32:51Yeah.

00:32:52They can't hit.

00:32:53It's brutal to watch.

00:32:54I went Friday.

00:32:55They, I also can confirm they can't hit.

00:32:56Yeah.

00:32:57No, they cannot hit at all.

00:32:58It's boring baseball.

00:32:59You guys lost two out of three to the pirates.

00:33:00It's true.

00:33:01But we won today.

00:33:02Two out of three of the pirates.

00:33:05One out of one.

00:33:06And that's a big rivalry for bragging rights in the state of Pennsylvania.

00:33:10Okay, let's do who's back of the week and then we will do our Mount Rushmore.

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00:34:17Okay.

00:34:18Hank.

00:34:19My next best beer is Conor McGregor.

00:34:20Oh, yeah.

00:34:21Jake Paul fought this weekend.

00:34:22I fought Mike Perry.

00:34:23I think that was supposed to be the Mike Tyson fight.

00:34:27And McGregor, I think, owns the boxing company that Mike Perry is the face of.

00:34:34And after the loss, he basically was disgusted by what he saw.

00:34:38He said, you're fired, Mike Perry.

00:34:43And Mike Perry is?

00:34:44A UFC fighter.

00:34:47Yep.

00:34:48We knew.

00:34:49Some people at home might not know.

00:34:51Yeah, I didn't know that either.

00:34:53But then about Jake Paul, he said, Jake Paul is the biggest piss bag I've ever seen in

00:34:56my life.

00:34:5740 pound weight difference, juice out of his head, still shitting himself in there, and

00:35:02just basically going after him for steroids.

00:35:04Wait, Conor McGregor was going after Jake Paul for steroids?

00:35:08Yeah.

00:35:09Interesting.

00:35:10Okay.

00:35:11Oh, by the way, last time we talked about Conor McGregor on this podcast, Robbie Fox

00:35:14reached out to me.

00:35:15He was very concerned that we thought that Conor McGregor might be done as a fighter.

00:35:18He wanted to clarify that he's not done as a fighter.

00:35:21Oh, okay.

00:35:22Good.

00:35:23Good.

00:35:24But this sounds like, I mean, as far as Conor McGregor taunts go, this is pretty low.

00:35:27It's not that bad.

00:35:28He said a lot worse about a lot of other guys.

00:35:30Yeah, maybe he's lost his fastball in chirping.

00:35:32Yeah.

00:35:33I mean, he was calling Habib a terrorist.

00:35:34Yeah.

00:35:35I swear to God, a fat can of bitch piss.

00:35:37Oh, that's better.

00:35:38Yeah.

00:35:39Most valuable piss bag.

00:35:40And with the Irish accent that takes it up a notch.

00:35:44Fat what is it?

00:35:45Fat bag of-

00:35:46Fat can of bitch piss.

00:35:47Fat can of bitch piss is pretty good.

00:35:49Conor is not done, Robbie said.

00:35:51Not done.

00:35:52As long as he doesn't have any more movie premieres.

00:35:54As long as there's no movies that he stars in.

00:35:56I saw that face.

00:35:57As long as you keep him away from ecstasy, he's good.

00:36:00Oh, yeah.

00:36:01I saw the face at the movie premiere.

00:36:04Well, he didn't know where his face was.

00:36:07Okay, that's good.

00:36:09Who's back?

00:36:10He also was going over a bridge?

00:36:13That video is the funniest video I've ever seen.

00:36:15I don't know what that was from.

00:36:16Yeah, he was just going over some super high bridge and it was super cloudy and he was

00:36:21just talking crazy.

00:36:22That's the best Conor McGregor.

00:36:24Yeah, it is.

00:36:25I'm going to defend him on that one.

00:36:26Driving over big bridges freaks me out too.

00:36:28He goes-

00:36:29He was walking over it.

00:36:30He was walking over it.

00:36:31It was past this and the guy just goes, the end of the bridge?

00:36:33The end of the bridge.

00:36:34Yeah.

00:36:35No, I walked Conor McGregor to be back.

00:36:37He's so electric.

00:36:39I'd like him to fight our good, close, personal friend, Michael Chandler.

00:36:42I'll be rooting for Michael Chandler 100%.

00:36:45Or Michael Tyson.

00:36:46Yeah.

00:36:47By the way, I think Beer Games is out today.

00:36:50They finally put the video out.

00:36:51Oh, enjoy.

00:36:52Yeah.

00:36:53Hopefully, no spoilers.

00:36:54Okay.

00:36:55BFT.

00:36:56BFT.

00:36:57My Who's Back of the Week is Tom Brenneman.

00:37:01Dear close, personal friend, Tom Brenneman.

00:37:02He's back in a big way.

00:37:04He's going to be calling ACC games on the CW.

00:37:08Yep.

00:37:09So the CW, according to The Athletic, they have a money ball approach as it creates its

00:37:15sports division and Tom Brenneman is an undervalued asset.

00:37:19Love that.

00:37:20So yeah, this is good.

00:37:21He should actually, given his background, he should probably call live golf events.

00:37:25Yeah.

00:37:26I feel like the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia would love to have him on board.

00:37:29Yeah.

00:37:30CW is where we had our bowl game.

00:37:31Yeah.

00:37:32So the CW president, whose name is, by the way, Dennis Miller, is kind of crazy.

00:37:36He hired him because he's taken full responsibility for his actions.

00:37:38I think he spent the last couple of years just talking to gay people.

00:37:42He did do ... I did see him doing a bunch of speeches in front of people, so maybe that's

00:37:48what it was.

00:37:49Yeah.

00:37:50He's been apparently hanging out at local gay alliance meetings, just talking to people

00:37:54for the last three years.

00:37:56That would actually be awesome if in the broadcast booth he just had a big sign that like number

00:38:00of days since I've-

00:38:01Since I've used, yeah.

00:38:02Since I've used this word.

00:38:04Or if he just came out.

00:38:05But it'd be great if it was like number of days since I used this word and he does the

00:38:09whole season and then all of a sudden it's like a Duke game in the middle of November

00:38:13and it's at zero and we're like, what?

00:38:15Yeah.

00:38:16What happened?

00:38:17Something happened.

00:38:18Yeah.

00:38:19Or he just only calls Liberty University's games.

00:38:20Yeah.

00:38:21That'd be good too.

00:38:22All right.

00:38:23So Tom Brenneman's back.

00:38:24My Who's back of the week.

00:38:25Well, Huey, do you have the WNBA all-star game?

00:38:28Okay.

00:38:29All right.

00:38:30You do.

00:38:31All right.

00:38:32So I'll do my other one.

00:38:33My Who's back of the week is clearing your search history because the attempted assassination

00:38:40of Donald Trump by Thomas Matthew Crooks, they basically went online, they tried to

00:38:46search through all this stuff and his last search was porn.

00:38:49Oh.

00:38:50So you just, I don't know.

00:38:53Just use the private browser because any day that you could go, someone could be like,

00:38:57hey, what was the last thing they looked up?

00:38:58Yeah.

00:38:59So what kind of porn was it?

00:39:00I think it was the OnlyFans.

00:39:01Because you would have to think that he would like, if you think it's going to be your last

00:39:05one, make it a good one.

00:39:07It was the OnlyFans, I believe.

00:39:08But yeah, that's just a reminder to everyone out there that you could go at any moment.

00:39:14This one he went because he was trying to kill a former president, but yeah, clear that

00:39:21browser history.

00:39:22Use the private browser because you don't want to be like, hey, this guy died and he

00:39:26was jerking off a couple hours before he went.

00:39:30If you die, I will clear your browser history.

00:39:33Yeah.

00:39:34I'll make sure.

00:39:35Thank you.

00:39:36I will too.

00:39:37Thanks.

00:39:38Hank?

00:39:39Clear your browser history?

00:39:40Would you like us to clear yours?

00:39:41I don't really care.

00:39:42Okay.

00:39:43Let the people know.

00:39:44Yeah.

00:39:45Once you're dead, you're dead.

00:39:46Would you like Max to stay signed into your Snapchat?

00:39:47Sure.

00:39:48My TikTok.

00:39:49TikTok, sorry.

00:39:50TikTok, TikTok.

00:39:52Yeah.

00:39:53Okay.

00:39:54That'd be nice.

00:39:55Big T is signed into my TikTok right now.

00:39:56I think he's posted a few things on there.

00:39:58So now I get notifications on my phone that constantly, every day it says, real Donald

00:40:03Trump Jr. has just posted someone that you've interacted with before.

00:40:07That's nice.

00:40:08Nice.

00:40:09I like that.

00:40:10Nice.

00:40:11All right.

00:40:12Last, who's back?

00:40:13Huey.

00:40:14The WNBA.

00:40:15Yes.

00:40:16Yes.

00:40:17I mean, what a game last night.

00:40:18That was awesome.

00:40:19Well, explain to maybe some people who didn't watch it.

00:40:21Who wouldn't?

00:40:22Not me.

00:40:23I watched it.

00:40:24We had, so for the all-star game format this year, we had Team WNBA versus Team USA.

00:40:30Oh, that's awesome.

00:40:31So, yeah.

00:40:32A lot of Caitlyn Clark, Angel Reese got to play against Team USA, kind of a little revenge,

00:40:37kind of let them know.

00:40:39Did they win?

00:40:40Team WNBA won by eight points.

00:40:42Wow.

00:40:43And really it was-

00:40:44That should have been for the chance to go to the Olympics.

00:40:45Yeah.

00:40:46They should just swap teams.

00:40:47Yeah.

00:40:48Yeah.

00:40:49So, Team WNBA actually got closer towards the end.

00:40:51The WNBA was kind of in charge of that game for the most part.

00:40:54Team USA got a little closer, but it was impressive.

00:40:58The rookies did great.

00:40:59Huey, I got two questions.

00:41:00Who won the three-point contest?

00:41:02It was the same girl.

00:41:03The same girl won the three-point contest and the skills contest.

00:41:06Who won?

00:41:07Shout out to Mrs. Gray.

00:41:08Mrs. Gray.

00:41:09Okay.

00:41:10And then who-

00:41:11Like a teacher.

00:41:12My second question is, who won the slam dunk contest?

00:41:13There was none.

00:41:14Okay.

00:41:15So, that's the kicker.

00:41:16That is the kicker.

00:41:18Who balled out for the Team WNBA?

00:41:20So, let's get into it.

00:41:22I know the answer and I want to see you say the name.

00:41:25So, we have Arike.

00:41:26Okay.

00:41:27That's the first name.

00:41:28Yep.

00:41:29And the last name.

00:41:30Give me a couple more minutes.

00:41:31Oh boy.

00:41:32Do I have to?

00:41:33Yeah.

00:41:34You got it.

00:41:35Come on.

00:41:36You got it.

00:41:37Arike Agunababa.

00:41:38Oh boy.

00:41:39Arike Agunababa.

00:41:40Oh boy.

00:41:41Arike Agunababa.

00:41:42Arike Agunababa.

00:41:43Arike Agunababa.

00:41:44Arike Agunababa.

00:41:45Arike Agunababa.

00:41:46Oh boy.

00:41:47Okay.

00:41:48Agunbowali.

00:41:49Yep.

00:41:50Okay.

00:41:51You got it.

00:41:52Agunbowali.

00:41:53You nailed it.

00:41:54Halfway there.

00:41:55Yeah.

00:41:56Agunbowali.

00:41:57Yeah.

00:41:58It's a doozy.

00:41:59Agunbowali.

00:42:00It's a doozy.

00:42:01All right.

00:42:02But with that being said.

00:42:03It's Agunbowali.

00:42:04Agunbowali.

00:42:05Arike Agunbowali.

00:42:06I think it's Erica, right?

00:42:07Nope.

00:42:08That one I know.

00:42:09Her brother plays for the Texans.

00:42:10Badger.

00:42:11Yeah.

00:42:12Yeah.

00:42:13She played at Notre Dame.

00:42:1434 points.

00:42:15Six assists.

00:42:16Six from seven from the free throw line.

00:42:19Only eight from 13 from three.

00:42:22And she should have been on the team.

00:42:24Very much should have been.

00:42:25She was actually, Caitlin Clark was the one that everyone was saying, oh, she got, why

00:42:29not put her on the team?

00:42:31Arike should have been on the team.

00:42:33She's better than players on that team.

00:42:35I saw Caitlin Clark.

00:42:36She got picked up full court by Kelsey Plum, right?

00:42:39Yes.

00:42:40Yeah.

00:42:41Face guarding her.

00:42:42Face guarding her.

00:42:43Hard.

00:42:44And still got past her and threw a diamond.

00:42:45Yeah.

00:42:46Yeah.

00:42:47They probably should have taken it more person because they lost.

00:42:49Yeah.

00:42:50Yeah.

00:42:51And Angel Reese had five offensive rebounds.

00:42:52I mean, she was a beast on the paint.

00:42:54Wait, so this means even when they, if they win the Olympic gold, they're not the best

00:42:57team.

00:42:58Asterix.

00:42:59They literally lost.

00:43:00Now, isn't this the plot of like Mighty Ducks too?

00:43:02Yeah.

00:43:03Where they become the U.S. national team?

00:43:04Yeah.

00:43:05They should let them be the U.S. national team.

00:43:07I agree.

00:43:08Yeah.

00:43:09Okay.

00:43:10Thank you, Huey.

00:43:11Good job.

00:43:12Okay.

00:43:13Should we do our Mount Rushmore and then get to Aaron Rodgers?

00:43:14Let's do it.

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00:44:20Mount Rushmore of animals you'd like to be.

00:44:24So what is the standing?

00:44:26Hank coming off his big not fourth place.

00:44:29Congrats again, Hank.

00:44:30Thank you.

00:44:31That was huge.

00:44:32Appreciate it.

00:44:33Nothing but success in this Mount Rushmore season.

00:44:34I did a terrible job.

00:44:35Terrible job.

00:44:36Yeah, you did.

00:44:37Brutal.

00:44:38So what are the standings?

00:44:39Do we have them?

00:44:43Max in first.

00:44:4426.

00:44:45Big Cat.

00:44:46Second.

00:44:4725.

00:44:48PFT.

00:44:49Third.

00:44:5022.

00:44:51And Hank, 17.

00:44:52Okay.

00:44:53And who goes first?

00:44:54That'd be Max.

00:44:55And then who goes second?

00:44:56Me.

00:44:57PFT.

00:44:58And then who goes third?

00:44:59You.

00:45:00Okay.

00:45:01It's good that we know the order.

00:45:02The order confuses me every time.

00:45:03We get lost in the snake.

00:45:04Very stupid.

00:45:05It's a circle, though.

00:45:06I understand circle.

00:45:07I'm saying I always think when I go fourth, I'm going first the next time, but it's going

00:45:10fourth to third to second to first.

00:45:13I don't know.

00:45:14I'm stupid.

00:45:15Okay.

00:45:16Mount Rushmore of animals you'd like to be.

00:45:20No pander pics.

00:45:23I don't even know.

00:45:24I couldn't even think of what a pander pic would be.

00:45:26Well, I could think of one for you.

00:45:29Oh.

00:45:30No, I'm not going to pick it.

00:45:33I can't.

00:45:34They have to be real animals.

00:45:38How are we?

00:45:39What?

00:45:40I want to pick dragon.

00:45:41I was watching House of Dragon as this was sent, and I was just thinking the whole time

00:45:46how sick it would be to be a dragon.

00:45:48I think it has to be a real animal.

00:45:49Yeah.

00:45:50Komodo dragon.

00:45:51Yeah.

00:45:52You could be a Komodo dragon.

00:45:53I don't even think that a dragon.

00:45:54I want a big, fire-breathing dragon.

00:45:55I don't think that a dragon would be that cool.

00:45:56What?

00:45:57We're talking about House of Dragon.

00:45:58That's wrong.

00:45:59That's wrong.

00:46:00Come on.

00:46:01That's a terrible take on.

00:46:02Now that makes me want to let it go.

00:46:03No.

00:46:04No.

00:46:05No.

00:46:06Hear me out.

00:46:07What's the mortality rate of dragons in Game of Thrones?

00:46:08I don't care.

00:46:09They all get their throats bit open.

00:46:10Yeah.

00:46:11They're just fireball people.

00:46:12Fire-breathing beasts that everyone fears.

00:46:13You've got this.

00:46:14Vaegirs live for like 300 years.

00:46:15But then you've got this.

00:46:16What about the one in the Frozen Lake?

00:46:17You've got an incest guy with an eye patch riding you around, rubbing his incest balls

00:46:18all over you.

00:46:19Yeah.

00:46:20Incest.

00:46:21I think it would be pretty cool to be a dragon.

00:46:22It would be awesome to be a dragon.

00:46:23Yeah.

00:46:24It would be sick.

00:46:25It's a tough take.

00:46:26But also not a real animal.

00:46:27Not a real animal.

00:46:28Okay.

00:46:29So let's-

00:46:30But that would be a great pick.

00:46:31Yeah.

00:46:32You don't get any downtime if you're a dragon.

00:46:33Yes, you do.

00:46:34Yeah, you do.

00:46:35You do.

00:46:36You do.

00:46:37You don't get any downtime if you're a dragon.

00:46:38Yes, you do.

00:46:39Yeah, you do.

00:46:40You do.

00:46:41You get so much downtime.

00:46:42Chill in your cave.

00:46:43Yeah.

00:46:44When you're locked in your prison and you're just pissed off the whole time.

00:46:45I mean, there's dragons- before that happened, dragons lived free.

00:46:51They were just going around.

00:46:52A free dragon would be awesome.

00:46:53Doom of Valeria.

00:46:54Okay.

00:46:55Your pick.

00:46:56Okay.

00:46:57My pick will be Bald Eagle.

00:46:58Good pick.

00:46:59Okay.

00:47:00Add it on there.

00:47:01You can fly.

00:47:02Add it on there.

00:47:03And everyone in America just loves you.

00:47:04Yeah.

00:47:05Bald Eagle.

00:47:06What about when your team loses a Super Bowl?

00:47:08Next pick.

00:47:09Okay.

00:47:10Okay.

00:47:11I'm going to go- this is my 1-1.

00:47:14Miss Peaches.

00:47:16I think Miss Peaches would be a great animal to be.

00:47:19You just get all the most expensive shit bought for you.

00:47:21You just love Dave, huh?

00:47:23Very little oversight.

00:47:25You can destroy anything, not get in trouble for it.

00:47:27You want to sleep in the same day-

00:47:28You want to sleep with Dave.

00:47:29Every night?

00:47:30You want to sleep-

00:47:31Miss Peaches has her own bed.

00:47:32No, she sleeps in Dave's bed.

00:47:33Well, that's because that's her decision.

00:47:35You want to sleep with Dave.

00:47:36That's her decision.

00:47:38You're anti-Miss Peaches.

00:47:39Dave was right.

00:47:40Dave was right.

00:47:41No, I like Miss Peaches.

00:47:42No, Dave was right.

00:47:43I'll tell you one thing.

00:47:44I thought that pick, and then I thought it out.

00:47:45It was like, eh.

00:47:46The one thing with being Miss Peaches is, those dresses he puts Miss Peaches in don't

00:47:50look comfortable.

00:47:51Miss Peaches has an awesome A-plus life.

00:47:55The galas seem a little difficult.

00:47:57Yeah, you wear a dress once every 30 days.

00:47:59It's not that much different from my 2018 to 2020.

00:48:02That's true.

00:48:03That is true.

00:48:04Okay.

00:48:05You want to sleep in Dave's bed?

00:48:07I want tummy tacks.

00:48:08I didn't know we were doing specific animals.

00:48:10Yeah, I was doing breeds.

00:48:13We said, you asked before we started, right?

00:48:15Can we do specific animals?

00:48:17I wanted to be a dragon.

00:48:18Okay.

00:48:19Not an animal.

00:48:20Okay.

00:48:21Which season?

00:48:22What?

00:48:23I'm just kidding.

00:48:24All right, I'll just pick my one one.

00:48:29I would love to be just a great white shark and just fuck everything up and just be swimming

00:48:33so fast and just everyone's scared of you and you get so big and you're just an apex

00:48:38predator and it's awesome.

00:48:39Top of the food chain is pretty nice.

00:48:41Sick.

00:48:42You don't get to really sleep at all though.

00:48:44Sleep is death.

00:48:45Yeah, but you don't have to sleep.

00:48:48You have to keep moving.

00:48:49That's awesome.

00:48:50Yeah.

00:48:51Not having to sleep is awesome.

00:48:52Maybe that's why they're so grumpy all the time.

00:48:54Are they?

00:48:55I think so.

00:48:56I haven't talked to a great white shark in a while.

00:48:58We should have one on the pod.

00:48:59Yeah.

00:49:00Greg Norman.

00:49:01Okay.

00:49:03I am going.

00:49:04Come on, Hank.

00:49:05Let's go.

00:49:06I was.

00:49:07Well, you're in last place.

00:49:08I'm just.

00:49:09That was crazy.

00:49:10I'm trying to pump you up.

00:49:11I'm going to go.

00:49:12I was saying like, let's go.

00:49:13You got this.

00:49:14Hank.

00:49:15Hank.

00:49:16Hank.

00:49:17Hank.

00:49:18Hank.

00:49:19Hank.

00:49:20Hank.

00:49:21You were such a sour puss on Friday.

00:49:22You know what we're doing right now?

00:49:23We're doing the Trey Turner.

00:49:24It's a Hank.

00:49:25He's in a slump.

00:49:26Come on, Hank.

00:49:27Let's go.

00:49:28You got this.

00:49:29I'm going to go.

00:49:30I won't do this.

00:49:31I won't do this.

00:49:32I won't do this.

00:49:33I won't do this.

00:49:34I won't do this.

00:49:35I won't do this.

00:49:36I won't do this.

00:49:37I won't do this to you, Hank.

00:49:38You got this, Hank.

00:49:39I know you can do it.

00:49:40He heard the click.

00:49:41I've seen you do it before.

00:49:42Okay.

00:49:43I'm going to go panther.

00:49:44Oh.

00:49:45Coolest looking animal, I think.

00:49:46Oh.

00:49:47King of the jungle.

00:49:48It's the lion.

00:49:49I know, but like.

00:49:50It's cooler than a lion.

00:49:51It should be king.

00:49:52Yeah.

00:49:53And I will go with a blue whale.

00:49:54All right.

00:49:55Biggest animal.

00:49:56I knew you were going to go whale.

00:49:57Had to go whale.

00:49:58Had to go whale.

00:49:59Smartest animals.

00:50:00Biggest animals.

00:50:01They're hunting you.

00:50:02Yep.

00:50:03You just get to cruise around, breach.

00:50:04Yep.

00:50:05Talk to your other whale friends.

00:50:06It's good.

00:50:07It's a good pick.

00:50:08It's a really good pick.

00:50:09You think blue whales are the smartest animal?

00:50:10I'm pretty sure they're up there, right?

00:50:13Yeah.

00:50:14Are they?

00:50:15They are up there.

00:50:16I think dolphins might be smarter.

00:50:17I believe so.

00:50:18But whales are pretty fucking smart.

00:50:19Man, there's some really good animals on this list.

00:50:23I don't know what I want to do now.

00:50:27You know what?

00:50:28I'll stick with just being apex predators.

00:50:31I will go with lion.

00:50:32I want to be a lion.

00:50:33Those things fucking rock.

00:50:34They just hang out.

00:50:35Okay.

00:50:36They eat whatever they want.

00:50:37Yeah.

00:50:38They just hang out all day.

00:50:39They look cool.

00:50:40Sleep.

00:50:41I mean, it's like a cat's life is cool, but it's a cat.

00:50:47You don't even have to go-

00:50:48But a lion is like, that's a badass cat.

00:50:50If you're a male lion, you don't even have to work.

00:50:52Yeah.

00:50:53You just hang out.

00:50:54The ladies go out there.

00:50:55They hunt.

00:50:56They bring your food back for you.

00:50:57Yep.

00:50:58Every day is staking a blow job day if you're a lion.

00:50:59And you got like your family hangs out with you.

00:51:00Yeah.

00:51:01You know?

00:51:02And as long as you don't have like a shithead brother that tries to kill you, you're good.

00:51:07Yeah.

00:51:08You know?

00:51:09Okay.

00:51:10Okay.

00:51:11I'm going to go with racehorse.

00:51:15I've talked about it on the show before.

00:51:17What?

00:51:18What?

00:51:19I don't-

00:51:20Okay.

00:51:21He's putting a little bit of-

00:51:22We're wincing?

00:51:23Yeah.

00:51:24We're wincing now?

00:51:25Have you-

00:51:26Let's keep going.

00:51:27Kentucky Derby winning racehorse is my official pick because you're done working.

00:51:33You just get to have sex for hundreds of thousands of dollars every time you bone.

00:51:38They put you out in a pasture.

00:51:39You don't get that money.

00:51:40And you just hang out.

00:51:41It also-

00:51:42But that's your job is just-

00:51:43Racehorses have not been doing well recently.

00:51:45But the Kentucky Derby winning ones.

00:51:47Yeah.

00:51:48There's, I think one of them, which one died?

00:51:51Are you taking us back to Barbaro?

00:51:52No.

00:51:53There's been some bad-

00:51:55There's been some bad things that have been happening to racehorses that I like racehorses.

00:52:02It would be cool to be a racehorse.

00:52:04It feels like that's, if we're talking like life expectancy, all that stuff, it's been

00:52:08a little hit or miss.

00:52:10You got it on your sword at least.

00:52:11But I'm saying specifically-

00:52:12Yeah.

00:52:13It's been a little hit or miss.

00:52:14Kentucky Derby winning racehorse is my pick.

00:52:16Okay.

00:52:17They've got a good track record.

00:52:19Okay.

00:52:21I'm going to go with a cheetah.

00:52:24Oh.

00:52:25Because I'm slow and it would be fun to be fast.

00:52:28That would be fun.

00:52:29It would be fun to be fast.

00:52:31And I'm going to go off of the specific animal that PFT has started here and I'm going to

00:52:35go with Ugga.

00:52:36Oh, okay.

00:52:37Oh, good one.

00:52:38That's a good pick.

00:52:39That's a great pick.

00:52:40Although they-

00:52:41We're going to talk life expectancy.

00:52:42Life expectancy.

00:52:43But they're treated like kings everywhere.

00:52:45Yeah.

00:52:46Each one.

00:52:47The Ugga.

00:52:48And everyone in Georgia absolutely loves you.

00:52:49It would be great to be Ugga.

00:52:51Not the current Ugga, but the last Ugga before this one.

00:52:54I forget what number it was, Roman numeral.

00:52:56That was the goat Ugga.

00:52:58That Ugga had it together.

00:52:59Yeah.

00:53:00Okay.

00:53:01All right.

00:53:02Good picks.

00:53:03I'm going to get specific again.

00:53:04In the same vein as Max, college mascot, Mike the Tiger.

00:53:08Mike the Tiger's got a good life.

00:53:10Living in captivity.

00:53:11Oh, have you seen his pin?

00:53:13His pin rocks.

00:53:14His pin is like the size of the Pentagon.

00:53:17It's not that big.

00:53:18It's very cool though.

00:53:19It's very cool.

00:53:21You get to live in Louisiana.

00:53:22You get to go roar in a stadium sometimes.

00:53:25Okay.

00:53:26It's pretty cool.

00:53:27Yeah.

00:53:28No, he does have a pretty big pin.

00:53:29Mike the Tiger's got a good life.

00:53:30Gets that meat when they play a different team.

00:53:32And they put the logo out.

00:53:33The logo.

00:53:34Yeah, that's cool.

00:53:35That's a good pin.

00:53:36The meat's in the shape of the logo and then you eat it.

00:53:37All right.

00:53:38I'm going to go a little, I'm going to go off my list because we're getting a little,

00:53:40we're going specifics and everything.

00:53:42Yeah.

00:53:43Patrick Mahomes.

00:53:47I would like to be Patrick Mahomes.

00:53:48What are you talking about?

00:53:49He's an animal.

00:53:50He's an animal.

00:53:51Does that count as an animal?

00:53:52No.

00:53:53Are humans not animals?

00:53:54No.

00:53:55PFT are humans animals.

00:53:56Did titties make the list for meat?

00:53:57Are humans animals?

00:53:58No.

00:53:59Yes, they are.

00:54:00What are you talking about?

00:54:01Scientifically, they are.

00:54:02They literally are animals.

00:54:03PFT, you know that.

00:54:04A human is an animal.

00:54:05Yes.

00:54:06Big Cat wants to get cute with it.

00:54:07He can get cute with it.

00:54:08I should get dragons.

00:54:09How?

00:54:10What?

00:54:11An animal.

00:54:12We just said humans are it.

00:54:13I agree with that.

00:54:14If Big Cat gets Patrick Mahomes.

00:54:15You just said the Kentucky Derby horse, I want to be Patrick Mahomes.

00:54:20You can say Kentucky Derby winning horse because that's a commonly accepted animal.

00:54:24Are humans animals?

00:54:25They are animals.

00:54:26Technically, they are.

00:54:30What am I doing wrong then?

00:54:31Humans are animals.

00:54:34I guess.

00:54:35They are literally animals.

00:54:36We are animals.

00:54:37I think we let the voters decide.

00:54:39What do you mean?

00:54:40You guys have to decide.

00:54:41Memes is the one who actually has to decide.

00:54:44I think you guys have to vote and then if it's 2-2, then I decide.

00:54:49I have no chance.

00:54:50I think technically, they're animals.

00:54:52I'm not going to.

00:54:53I don't think you knew that until right now.

00:54:54That's true.

00:54:55I'm looking it up now.

00:54:57It's valid.

00:54:58They are animals.

00:54:59Maybe against the spirit of the competition, but that's fine if you want to like that.

00:55:04They're animals.

00:55:05Technically, humans are animals.

00:55:07They are.

00:55:08We said you want to be any animal.

00:55:11If you could pick any animal to be, Patrick Mahomes would be a pretty fucking sick animal

00:55:14to be.

00:55:16You could have been a bear.

00:55:17I could have been a bear.

00:55:18I want to be Patrick Mahomes.

00:55:21He's got three Super Bowls and probably a lot more coming.

00:55:25No, Patrick Mahomes could have been a bear too.

00:55:26Yeah, he could have.

00:55:27Almost.

00:55:28All right, you guys let me keep it or no?

00:55:30Yeah, I'll let you keep it.

00:55:32I say I'll allow it and we'll see what the voters say.

00:55:35Okay.

00:55:37I will go.

00:55:38Wait, that's not your.

00:55:39It's not your.

00:55:40Oh, it is your pick.

00:55:41Two.

00:55:42Yeah.

00:55:43In a row.

00:55:45I got lost again.

00:55:49Say Tom Brady.

00:55:51I'm going to go hippo.

00:55:53Okay, good pick.

00:55:54I had it on my list.

00:55:55Probably the most gangster animal.

00:55:57Yeah, just chill in the water.

00:55:58Just kill humans all the time.

00:55:59Fuck anything up.

00:56:00They're awesome.

00:56:01A hippo running in the waters is some of the coolest, coolest videos out there.

00:56:05Yep.

00:56:06And then I will go.

00:56:15Australian shepherd dog.

00:56:17Oh, nice.

00:56:18I think a shepherd dog would be the best version of a dog.

00:56:22If you're actually a dog living on a farm and you just get to herd sheep all day.

00:56:26That's a dog's dream and that's the best.

00:56:29That's a good dog.

00:56:30That's the best case scenario for your dog.

00:56:32You're literally just living on a farm.

00:56:34All you have to do is just run and wrangle up these sheep.

00:56:37That's a good dog.

00:56:38You're pretty smart too.

00:56:39Yeah.

00:56:40Good dog.

00:56:41You're fun.

00:56:42Yeah.

00:56:43Those videos are awesome.

00:56:44All right, my last pick.

00:56:45I'm going to pick a pig in the Bahamas where the Instagram models come and take pictures

00:56:51with you.

00:56:52Pablo Escobar's pig?

00:56:53No, the ones in the Bahamas.

00:56:54You know them.

00:56:55The Instagram, the hot chicks.

00:56:56Yeah, yeah.

00:56:57But I think, weren't those around the islands that Pablo used to own?

00:57:00I have no idea.

00:57:01Maybe.

00:57:02Because I think they were in that Fyre Fest documentary.

00:57:03Yeah, they just get fed by Instagram models.

00:57:06They don't have to do anything but just swim around and get pictures with hot Instagram

00:57:10models.

00:57:11That's pretty good.

00:57:12And then there'll be one that bites one of them.

00:57:14I wouldn't do that.

00:57:15That's pretty good.

00:57:16I would just hang out.

00:57:18Okay, for my last one, I'm torn between two here.

00:57:22I'm going to go with Giant Panda.

00:57:25Giant Panda seems to have a pretty good life.

00:57:27I love Giant Panda videos.

00:57:29I think they're actually the best ones to watch because they're just flopping around

00:57:32all the time, rolling down hills.

00:57:34Then someone has to take you and pick you up and bring you back up the hill.

00:57:38You don't have to worry about shit.

00:57:39You just hang out and you eat your bamboo leaves all day.

00:57:42Yep.

00:57:43That's great.

00:57:44It's a great life.

00:57:45Yeah.

00:57:46I had that on my list.

00:57:47They're the funniest animal.

00:57:48Yeah.

00:57:49Yeah.

00:57:50They just hang out.

00:57:51Oh, no.

00:57:52I'm torn.

00:57:53I'm really, really, really torn between two right now.

00:57:56Okay.

00:57:58I'm going to go with Grizzly Bear.

00:58:01I'll go with Grizzly.

00:58:03Okay.

00:58:04Just big bear.

00:58:05Big bear.

00:58:06Scary.

00:58:07Yep.

00:58:08You know, with winters, you just get to sleep through winter, which is sick.

00:58:11You miss football season.

00:58:13They also don't actually sleep the whole winter.

00:58:15You miss the Super Bowl.

00:58:16They just lay in bed.

00:58:18They're just hung over.

00:58:19That's fine.

00:58:20You just get to chill.

00:58:22You could have a TV on in your cave.

00:58:25Yeah.

00:58:26Yeah.

00:58:27Bear was on my list.

00:58:28I should have picked.

00:58:29What was your other pick?

00:58:30It was a koala.

00:58:31I had koala on my list, too.

00:58:32I had sloth on my list.

00:58:34Sloth would be cool.

00:58:35Just out of vibes.

00:58:36Koala's cool.

00:58:37Koala's cool.

00:58:38Great vibes.

00:58:39You're high all day because you're eating eucalyptus and it fucks you up.

00:58:42Oh, you get STDs though?

00:58:44Not a drug bear.

00:58:45That's the downside is I think like 90% of koala bears have chlamydia.

00:58:48Yeah.

00:58:49All right.

00:58:50That's good to know.

00:58:51That's good.

00:58:52I didn't know that.

00:58:53That would have been a downside.

00:58:54Downside.

00:58:55You just have an itchy dick.

00:58:56Yeah.

00:58:57What other ones?

00:58:58I had Peregrine Falcon.

00:58:59Fastest animal alive.

00:59:00Yep.

00:59:01That'd be cool.

00:59:02That would be so sick.

00:59:03Yep.

00:59:04I thought that.

00:59:05I had Capybara.

00:59:06The big rats.

00:59:07The big rats, but they're chill.

00:59:08They're like the chillest animals.

00:59:09An albatross.

00:59:10They just fly.

00:59:11That's just golf.

00:59:12No.

00:59:13They fly.

00:59:14You just did golf.

00:59:15No.

00:59:16They don't land.

00:59:17They'll just fly and never come down for years.

00:59:19You just did golf.

00:59:20No.

00:59:21They can fly like hundreds of miles probably.

00:59:23They have big ass wings.

00:59:24I mean, it's a golf term too, but it's like-

00:59:26What do you think of when you say it?

00:59:29A two on a par five.

00:59:34They're sick animals though.

00:59:35It's a coincidence, but albatrosses are sick.

00:59:38I think a wolf would be awesome.

00:59:41Wolves would be cool.

00:59:42A little bit endangered.

00:59:45I think being a penguin would be pretty sick, even though you could probably get eaten by

00:59:50an orca or something, but they do seem like they have a fucking awesome time all hanging

00:59:54out together.

00:59:55Yeah.

00:59:56They seem to have a good life.

00:59:57It's like they're all at a big music festival all the time.

00:59:59Right.

01:00:00Yeah.

01:00:01It's Bonnaroo every week.

01:00:02I had-

01:00:03We're just thinking of Happy Feet.

01:00:04Yeah.

01:00:05Yeah.

01:00:06Yeah.

01:00:07Of course.

01:00:08Of course.

01:00:09Happy Feet's definitely good.

01:00:10Giraffe.

01:00:11Oh, monkey?

01:00:12Elephant, but the fact that they get hunted.

01:00:14Elephants.

01:00:15Yeah.

01:00:16Monkeys feel like they're the pranksters of the jungle.

01:00:17They're just having a great time.

01:00:18What kind of monkey were you talking about?

01:00:20I don't know.

01:00:21One in the jungle?

01:00:22Yeah.

01:00:23Jungle monkey?

01:00:24I don't know what kinds there are.

01:00:25Rhesus monkey?

01:00:26Yeah.

01:00:27Like the skinny-

01:00:28Orangutan maybe?

01:00:29No.

01:00:30They're kind of-

01:00:31That's an ape?

01:00:32Yeah.

01:00:33Yeah.

01:00:34I was talking about the little guys that swing from tree to tree, and they're always fucking

01:00:36with each other and hitting each other, building stuff.

01:00:39Yeah.

01:00:40They look like they just have the best life.

01:00:41An Ireland gorilla?

01:00:42Yep.

01:00:43Ireland.

01:00:44But then sometimes-

01:00:45Gorilla's my one-one.

01:00:46Gorilla's your one-one?

01:00:47Even after Harambe?

01:00:48It's the closest to a person, so you kind of know the shape you're getting into.

01:00:53You're in the middle of the jungle.

01:00:54No one's ever out there.

01:00:55You're with all your people all the time.

01:00:57You're just surrounded by trees and woods and other gorillas.

01:01:00True.

01:01:02You're not being hunted that much, I don't think.

01:01:05You might have to fight another gorilla, and now it's suck.

01:01:07Yeah, but it's kind of fun.

01:01:09It's big, loud.

01:01:11It's monstrous.

01:01:12It's the closest you're going to get to a wrestling match out there.

01:01:16Yeah, just boys will be boys.

01:01:18You know how to handle yourself.

01:01:19You got hands.

01:01:20I don't hate it.

01:01:21You got feet.

01:01:22I don't hate it.

01:01:23What about kangaroo?

01:01:24I think kangaroo would be fun too.

01:01:26Turtle?

01:01:27Turtle?

01:01:28One of the ones that lives forever?

01:01:29I think one of the ones in the Galapagos that lives like 160 years, yeah.

01:01:33Or the one from Finding Nemo that's just mad chill.

01:01:36Oh yeah.

01:01:37That's a good turtle.

01:01:39Like Australian or was it like a surfer turtle?

01:01:41Still talking about real animals, Max.

01:01:43Yeah, we're doing real animals.

01:01:45Dragon.

01:01:46Dragon got snubbed.

01:01:47Dolphin?

01:01:48Dolphin would be good.

01:01:49As long as you're not captured.

01:01:51Yeah, if you're in captivity.

01:01:52Same with a gorilla, by the way.

01:01:53If you get put in captivity, if you're a gorilla, you might have somebody teaching you how to

01:01:57do sign language, so you spend all day learning what emotions are.

01:02:01You're like, you are sad now.

01:02:03Yeah, fuck, I'm sad.

01:02:04Wish I was in the jungle.

01:02:05Yeah.

01:02:06A house cat wouldn't be the worst.

01:02:08You just basically get to be a dickhead all day and you live inside.

01:02:13Try to hurt people.

01:02:14Yeah, right.

01:02:15They're like, here's your food again.

01:02:16And they're like, oh, that's so cute.

01:02:17You try to trip me going down the stairs and kill me again.

01:02:19Take a baby's soul.

01:02:20Yeah.

01:02:21What about, would it be cool to be Commander Biden?

01:02:24Basically no rules.

01:02:26Because if you think a sheep dog would have a great life, I feel like you do all that

01:02:30shit at the White House, except with the Secret Service.

01:02:33Commander Biden tried to warn us about the Secret Service.

01:02:35Yeah.

01:02:36He did his part.

01:02:37I think Commander Biden would suck, though, because if you're a dog, being in a house

01:02:42where it's constant people showing up would suck.

01:02:46That's why you bite.

01:02:47You want some alone time?

01:02:48Yeah.

01:02:49Dogs don't really like when the doorbell rings.

01:02:51White House doorbells just ringing constantly.

01:02:53That would drive you nuts.

01:02:55Sheep dog was a good pick.

01:02:58I knew you could do it, Hank.

01:03:00Yeah.

01:03:01Miss Peaches was a great pick.

01:03:02That will play.

01:03:03You have to sleep with Dave, but that will play.

01:03:05I also have an option of my own bed, which is probably Louie.

01:03:09It's probably Louie.

01:03:10Yeah.

01:03:11No, Miss Peaches has an incredible, incredible life.

01:03:14I agree.

01:03:15When you go for walks, you can just get carried around in a wagon.

01:03:17You don't have to exercise.

01:03:20Any others that we missed?

01:03:23I'm trying to think.

01:03:24Oh, Hank, a fox on a golf course.

01:03:27That'd be pretty sick.

01:03:29Like a cute little fox.

01:03:32People don't fuck with foxes.

01:03:33They're right in that perfect zone where you're kind of scared of a fox, but you're not hunting

01:03:39it.

01:03:40And I don't know, they can kind of be in regular world without getting fucked with too bad.

01:03:48Fox would be nice.

01:03:49It's like being the apex, but I was thinking about it, if I was the animal with all the

01:03:54other animals, you just want to be the biggest animal or the fastest or strongest.

01:04:01Canada Goose on a golf course.

01:04:02Pretty good.

01:04:03No one really fucks with you there.

01:04:04Yeah.

01:04:05You just have to be.

01:04:06That is a miserable.

01:04:07Yeah.

01:04:08You're a miserable life.

01:04:09Yeah.

01:04:10Yeah.

01:04:11Miserable life.

01:04:12This is a good Mount Rushmore.

01:04:13I liked it.

01:04:14Shout out Huey.

01:04:15He came up with this one.

01:04:16He's got a list for us.

01:04:17Way to go, Huey.

01:04:19Thank you.

01:04:20Any other ones that we miss, Huey?

01:04:22No.

01:04:23It feels good.

01:04:24All right.

01:04:25Feels good.

01:04:26Feels good.

01:04:27Okay.

01:04:28Let's do our interview with Aaron Rodgers.

01:04:31Great interview with Aaron Rodgers.

01:04:34Let's kick it to it.

01:04:35We're going to get to Aaron Rodgers in a second.

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01:06:33And now here's Aaron Rodgers.

01:06:35Okay, we now welcome on a very, very- How many cameras do you need for this?

01:06:39Oh, I love it.

01:06:40Three cameras.

01:06:41A very, very, very special guest.

01:06:43Wait, you're probably recording it too, right?

01:06:45Yeah, you definitely are.

01:06:46You just hit record.

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01:06:51It is my good friend- You have two different sponsors.

01:06:54Yes.

01:06:55Who is this?

01:06:56Hey, you guys are blowing up in the world.

01:06:57Not bad, man.

01:06:58Yeah.

01:06:59Aaron Rodgers.

01:07:00Yeah, almost.

01:07:01Did you see how many verys I said for you?

01:07:02Last time I said a guest.

01:07:03It is Robbie.

01:07:04He's on TV back there.

01:07:05Yeah, Robbie Gould's on TV.

01:07:06Listen, you and I are good friends now because you're out of my life and I wanted to do this

01:07:11interview just to be like, thank you.

01:07:12You're out of my life.

01:07:14Let's start- But then the Bears lost to J Love and the Packers

01:07:17twice last year.

01:07:19I got some other issues I'm dealing with that are not ... It doesn't pertain to you anymore.

01:07:24I got other issues.

01:07:25I'm working through that.

01:07:26Found new love.

01:07:27We got a new quarterback.

01:07:28I'm going to figure out- How are we feeling?

01:07:31Feeling good about Caleb and all the changes?

01:07:34So good.

01:07:35DeAndre Swift and- You like him.

01:07:36You like Caleb.

01:07:37You think Caleb's a good quarterback.

01:07:38Yeah, I do.

01:07:39Yeah?

01:07:40I like Caleb.

01:07:41I like Kenan.

01:07:42DJ?

01:07:43I like the receiver from Washington.

01:07:44He's good.

01:07:45Yeah?

01:07:46Rome?

01:07:47Oh, and then, of course, you still got DJ.

01:07:48Yeah, DJ.

01:07:49So- And Iberflues.

01:07:50Looking good.

01:07:51I think the team is almost good enough to beat the Packers.

01:07:52You got out at the right time.

01:07:54Almost good enough.

01:07:55Come on.

01:07:56You got out at the right time.

01:07:57You knew that it was changing.

01:07:58So you're like, I got to get out of here.

01:07:59I don't know about that.

01:08:00So you can finish with your record.

01:08:01Who do you got on defense?

01:08:02Montez?

01:08:03Montez Sweat.

01:08:04Yeah, Montez Sweat.

01:08:05Montez is really good.

01:08:06Our secondary's pretty good.

01:08:07I like Edmonds.

01:08:08I like Edmonds.

01:08:09I mean, I know that you're kind of-

01:08:10I think it'd be a close game with the Packers.

01:08:11I don't like how you're doing this.

01:08:12I don't like how you're doing this.

01:08:13Do you still take any pleasure when the Packers beat the Bears?

01:08:15Or are you like, yes?

01:08:16Oh, yeah.

01:08:17I love it.

01:08:18Yeah.

01:08:19Love it.

01:08:20But you're a Jet now.

01:08:21I am.

01:08:22Once you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way.

01:08:23That West Side Story.

01:08:24That's where you go.

01:08:25That's where I go.

01:08:26You're a Jet all the way.

01:08:27You start singing, and then you get into a street fight.

01:08:28Yeah.

01:08:29Then you get in a fight.

01:08:30Yeah.

01:08:31Man shit.

01:08:32All right, so how's the-

01:08:33A fight?

01:08:35Maybe he's a little old for that.

01:08:36How's the-

01:08:37What time?

01:08:38Once you hit the eights, do you stop fighting?

01:08:39Yeah.

01:08:40Yeah, probably.

01:08:41He thought he had that throwback where he just is like, I'm going to throw the first

01:08:42punch, and it'll be over.

01:08:43He's like, nope.

01:08:44That didn't work out.

01:08:45How's the leg feeling?

01:08:46Yeah.

01:08:47It feels great.

01:08:48Yeah?

01:08:49Thanks for caring.

01:08:50I do care.

01:08:51I know.

01:08:52I know.

01:08:53That's why I said thank you.

01:08:54I saw that video where everyone was freaking out in training camp, where you were like,

01:08:55maybe you had like a blister or something?

01:08:56I had terrible blisters that day.

01:08:58So that was all it was, right?

01:08:59Yeah.

01:09:00Yeah, you're fine.

01:09:01It's tough to walk with blisters.

01:09:02It's tough.

01:09:03No, it's tough.

01:09:04And 41 is the new 25.

01:09:05I mean, I was a warrior out there just to be able to get through an OTA practice.

01:09:08You know how many quarterbacks have thrown a pass at the age of 41?

01:09:11Yeah.

01:09:12How many?

01:09:13I think it's nine.

01:09:14I think nine quarterbacks.

01:09:15A bunch of guys have done it at 40, but not at 41.

01:09:17But you kind of skipped 40.

01:09:18I'm 40.

01:09:19Yeah.

01:09:20Yeah.

01:09:21You're 41.

01:09:22I'm not 40.

01:09:23When did you turn 41?

01:09:24December.

01:09:25Oh, okay.

01:09:26Thanks for caring.

01:09:27So before the end of the season.

01:09:28We'll send you a real nice gift.

01:09:29What are you guys?

01:09:31We're a day apart.

01:09:32Yeah.

01:09:33You're old.

01:09:341985.

01:09:35Yeah.

01:09:361985.

01:09:37Yeah.

01:09:38Awesome.

01:09:39So you're feeling good.

01:09:40Yeah.

01:09:41Feeling good.

01:09:42Obviously last year.

01:09:43I want to ask one question that's difficult.

01:09:44It sucked how it started.

01:09:45Did you ever watch back the video of you with the American flag?

01:09:47Because it was badass.

01:09:48That was fun.

01:09:49Yeah.

01:09:50That was fun.

01:09:51Did you watch that back?

01:09:52As somebody who's patriotic, who sings the national anthem.

01:09:53Yes.

01:09:54You have to respect that moment.

01:09:55It was like a 9-11 coming out with the flag.

01:09:58It's one of those moments where you're thankful you didn't do something real stupid.

01:10:02Right before that, I'm thinking, my dumb ass, this is my 19th season.

01:10:05I've never run on the field with anything.

01:10:07Just run out there, do my low fives, and move on.

01:10:11That's an amateur move by you, by the way.

01:10:12Well, the problem is we're dealing with trying to get a bunch of people to let us have space

01:10:17here.

01:10:18But I almost didn't run out there with it.

01:10:19Yeah?

01:10:20Really?

01:10:21I saw everybody took a...

01:10:22I thought it was going to be a couple guys.

01:10:23The left tackle, the first guy introduced, takes one out, and maybe Garrett takes one

01:10:27out.

01:10:28I'm like, no, I'm not going to do that.

01:10:29Then I saw everybody take one.

01:10:30I was like, give me that thing.

01:10:31Yeah.

01:10:32Yeah.

01:10:33It was badass.

01:10:34It was awesome.

01:10:35It was one of the coolest moments of my career.

01:10:36The clip of behind you.

01:10:37Out of the beaten 2013, the week 17 at Chicago, and 2011.

01:10:42Chris Conte just...

01:10:43Listen.

01:10:44He got lost.

01:10:45Yeah.

01:10:46He got lost.

01:10:47Sometimes you get lost on the field.

01:10:48Run out of batteries.

01:10:49At what point in that play were you like, he doesn't know where he is?

01:10:51It's not him.

01:10:53Major Wright had a penalty on the play.

01:10:56It was an allele contact.

01:10:57They didn't call.

01:10:59John Kuhn blocked Pep.

01:11:02You know, I had a great cut block.

01:11:03He had two...

01:11:04He had four on three on the backside.

01:11:05He should have got home.

01:11:07But once I got out, I knew...

01:11:08It was the most wide open anyone's ever been.

01:11:10I don't know about that.

01:11:11It was pretty close.

01:11:12It was very wide open.

01:11:13It was pretty close.

01:11:14It was pretty...

01:11:15Yeah.

01:11:16It was one of those moments like, there's no way someone's standing down there.

01:11:17But you know why, right?

01:11:18Why?

01:11:19Because it's a zero blitz.

01:11:20Yeah.

01:11:21You got to get...

01:11:22Which means you're blitzing one more than you can protect.

01:11:23Right.

01:11:24You got to get home.

01:11:26It was only one move.

01:11:27So he didn't think he'd have to cover for four seconds.

01:11:29Yeah.

01:11:30It's a Greg Williams special.

01:11:31Dr. Heat.

01:11:32You're a Jet now.

01:11:33Why are we talking about Packers-Bears?

01:11:34Who cares about that?

01:11:35You brought it up.

01:11:36I don't know.

01:11:37Who cares about that?

01:11:38You want to talk about the Jets?

01:11:39How close were you to playing last year?

01:11:40Well, if we'd been in the hunt, I was going to try and play.

01:11:43Yeah?

01:11:44Yeah.

01:11:45It healed that quick?

01:11:46What'd you do to make it heal that fast?

01:11:47Listen, in 2014, I played in a small circle and I ripped my calf up a couple times.

01:11:51And it would have been like that.

01:11:52It would have been shotgun and pistol and no keepers, no hard action stuff.

01:11:58It would just have been kind of playing in a small circle.

01:12:01Yeah.

01:12:02When you sat down with your doctor, you were like, what kind of news can you give me that

01:12:05I can stay in the headlines for the entire year?

01:12:07Basically, yeah.

01:12:08That was mean of me.

01:12:10You're a Jet.

01:12:11I like you.

01:12:12Yeah.

01:12:13That's kind of...

01:12:14Can we swear on this?

01:12:15Yeah.

01:12:16Fuck, shit.

01:12:17Fuck, fuck, fuck.

01:12:18We got two sponsors.

01:12:19Yeah.

01:12:20No, you can say whatever the fuck you want.

01:12:21Okay, good.

01:12:22Did you see the pyramids?

01:12:23Yeah.

01:12:24All of them.

01:12:25Pyramids, temples.

01:12:26Did you find out anything about the world?

01:12:28Yeah.

01:12:29I mean, you go out there, you think about the history of that place a little bit differently,

01:12:33I think.

01:12:34Yeah.

01:12:35Yeah.

01:12:36Actually, I want to talk to you about Egypt because there's a lot of different theories

01:12:38about what went on in ancient Egypt, like civilizations that could have started there.

01:12:43Did you look into that?

01:12:44There's a lot of interesting things about it.

01:12:45I mean, we did all the other temples in Aswan and Sohag and different places before.

01:12:52And they're like floor to ceiling hieroglyphs.

01:12:54It's weird.

01:12:55You go in the pyramids, there's nothing.

01:12:56No hieroglyphs, no nothing.

01:12:57Really?

01:12:58There's also never any bodies been found.

01:12:59They told us there was like burial chambers and in Khufu, the main temple, its main room

01:13:05is the king's chamber and there's a queen's chamber.

01:13:06There's no bodies ever found.

01:13:07There's no bodies found in Khafra, the second pyramid.

01:13:12So that's all very strange, I think.

01:13:14The fact that the stones came from a quarry, which is 300 miles away or whatever, is strange

01:13:20because those things weighed 20 to 50 tons, I think, most of them.

01:13:24The weathering of the Sphinx.

01:13:26I'm more in the Graham Hancock camp as far as that the age of those structures is much

01:13:31older than they tell us.

01:13:32Yeah, because that's like natural erosion on the Sphinx.

01:13:34It's something that would have taken place over like thousands and thousands and thousands

01:13:37of years.

01:13:38I mean, he talks a lot about the Younger Dryas and going back 10,800 years, I believe it

01:13:44is.

01:13:45And to me, that seems more in line.

01:13:48It's ancient.

01:13:50It's an interesting country.

01:13:51I mean, I wouldn't maybe recommend people going there in the summertime.

01:13:55It's like 120 in Aswan.

01:13:56They also might have OTAs.

01:13:57Yeah.

01:13:58But you could get, you could get excused for that.

01:13:59Some people could, yeah, I'm sure.

01:14:00Was that a problem?

01:14:01With what?

01:14:02Was it a problem that it was inexcused?

01:14:03Oh, I don't know.

01:14:04I mean, I'm sure I'll get fined for that.

01:14:05But the thing that I think people don't understand is that when I was in the NFC North, I was

01:14:18in the NFC North and playing for that team years ago, there used to be a real thing called

01:14:24minicamp where it was, you had one of them usually, sometimes it was right after the

01:14:29draft, but either way, it was five practices in three days, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

01:14:32So two practices on Friday, two on Saturday, one on Sunday.

01:14:36Now it's not minicamp.

01:14:37They can arbitrarily put a tag on whatever week of OTAs they want to say, this is the

01:14:43minicamp week, which makes it somehow more mandatory than the other weeks.

01:14:49But it was an OTA schedule.

01:14:51That's how it's, you know, how words can be a little deceiving from time to time.

01:14:55You can make a story out of the fact that I missed a minicamp when it was really two

01:14:58OTA days.

01:14:59Right.

01:15:00Interesting.

01:15:01I came to the first 10.

01:15:02Right.

01:15:03So this is a media thing.

01:15:04And you would never like change the meaning of a word or deliberately tell people one

01:15:09thing?

01:15:10No, of course not.

01:15:11Right.

01:15:12Exactly.

01:15:13Do you want to get into the etymology of words at this point?

01:15:15Yeah.

01:15:16No, I'd love that.

01:15:17I'm just saying I have your back.

01:15:18I'm your protector now.

01:15:21I want you to have nothing but success with the Jets.

01:15:24Listen, if the Bears can't win a Super Bowl, you winning a Super Bowl for the Jets would

01:15:28make me happy.

01:15:29Okay.

01:15:30Seriously.

01:15:31All right, man.

01:15:32Because then I could just be like, I kind of remember him as a Jet.

01:15:33That's what I'd tell everyone.

01:15:34I love that.

01:15:35And I could just erase 15 years out of my brain.

01:15:37I love that.

01:15:38And it'd be great.

01:15:39Yeah.

01:15:40All right.

01:15:41Cool.

01:15:42Now I'm rooting for the Bulls.

01:15:43Yeah.

01:15:44You went two in New York.

01:15:45You'd have to.

01:15:46You got to, I think.

01:15:47You got to respect the rules, right?

01:15:48You'd have to.

01:15:49Now I'm rooting for two.

01:15:50Yeah.

01:15:51Now I'm rooting for two.

01:15:52Don't be so mean.

01:15:53Is it a little different, like talking about the media, going to New York, can you feel

01:15:55a difference between the New York media and the Green Bay media?

01:15:57I mean, it's hard to say.

01:15:59I mean, there's more beat writers in New York.

01:16:04You know, I've always felt like I had good relationships with a lot of the members in

01:16:12Green Bay, but it wasn't like they weren't ... Media's media.

01:16:15They're trying to get a story and-

01:16:16The worst.

01:16:17Well, I don't know about that.

01:16:18There's a few good ones in there.

01:16:20Name one good person that owns a microphone.

01:16:23That owns a microphone?

01:16:24Yeah.

01:16:25Pat McAfee.

01:16:26Yeah, that's true.

01:16:27We love Pat.

01:16:28And all his boys.

01:16:29That's a fact.

01:16:30That's a fact.

01:16:31He paid you to say that, though.

01:16:32I guess he did.

01:16:33Yeah.

01:16:34He definitely did.

01:16:35Exactly what it is.

01:16:36You became like Mr. New York when you moved.

01:16:38I loved ... I had such a good time.

01:16:40That's why it was so heartbreaking to play fucking four plays, but yeah.

01:16:45You didn't complete a pass, though, so maybe-

01:16:47I didn't throw a pick either.

01:16:48But maybe you were going to have a bad season.

01:16:50Think about that.

01:16:51Maybe you were never going to complete a pass that season.

01:16:53Imagine that.

01:16:54That's true.

01:16:55So that might have saved you.

01:16:56That would have been wild.

01:16:57Yeah.

01:16:58It's like Aaron Rodgers is ... We're in week 10, and Aaron Rodgers has yet to complete

01:16:59a pass.

01:17:00What are you saying?

01:17:01I'm just saying this is-

01:17:02You never know.

01:17:03I'm using a spin zone.

01:17:04That's good.

01:17:05This is actually-

01:17:06I like how positive you're spinning all this stuff.

01:17:07That's fantastic.

01:17:08Yeah.

01:17:10You just got to recalibrate that whole experience.

01:17:11It's like it's a blessing sometimes.

01:17:13Yeah.

01:17:14I'm sure you learned some things during the season not being able to play.

01:17:17A lot, yeah.

01:17:18Being on the headset, listening to all the crazy things that get said on there.

01:17:22Yeah.

01:17:23Wow.

01:17:24Nathaniel Hackett making a lot of gold member references?

01:17:26Not many.

01:17:27A few from time to time.

01:17:28There weren't a lot of things to be excited about.

01:17:31Our red zone percentage was pretty low, and our points per game, and other things.

01:17:36Where do you live in New York?

01:17:37Do you live in New Jersey?

01:17:39Nobody lives in New York.

01:17:40Yeah, you can't live in New York.

01:17:41If you're a Giant, you can.

01:17:42But still, I don't know why you would, just because of the traffic into a tunnel and all

01:17:45of our stuff.

01:17:46I joke about, I know that the stadium used to be on Long Island, but we're the New Jersey

01:17:51Jets.

01:17:52Yeah.

01:17:53So are the Giants.

01:17:54Yeah.

01:17:55The Giants play in New Jersey.

01:17:56There's only one team that plays in New York.

01:17:57Yeah.

01:17:58It's the Buffalo Bills.

01:17:59Bills Mafia.

01:18:00Yeah.

01:18:01Bills Mafia.

01:18:02You guys, I mean, the Jets, people forget.

01:18:03The Jets won week one, right?

01:18:04Yeah.

01:18:05I'm 1-0 as a starter.

01:18:06Yeah.

01:18:07That's true.

01:18:09That's the highest winning percentage ever for the Jets.

01:18:10Yeah.

01:18:11Jets a legend.

01:18:12You've never lost.

01:18:13I'm salty about the 13 game against Chicago, where we were ahead 3-0 when McClellan landed

01:18:20on me.

01:18:21He was just making a football play.

01:18:23Yeah.

01:18:24That was just a goal.

01:18:25But I got the L for that.

01:18:26Yeah.

01:18:27I was out of the game.

01:18:28We were ahead.

01:18:29I celebrated that so hard.

01:18:30It should be a win.

01:18:31Was that the one where you-

01:18:32Why do you celebrate people who-

01:18:33Because you ruined my life.

01:18:34And it's like, he's hurt.

01:18:35He's done.

01:18:36He's never coming back.

01:18:37And then every time you get hurt.

01:18:38I mean, remember week one?

01:18:39Now you've caught me in the trap.

01:18:41Week one, when you were-

01:18:42I was-

01:18:43When the Bears, when Khalil Mack debuted, and it was like, this is awesome, and the

01:18:45Bears are awesome.

01:18:46My favorite all-time clip.

01:18:47And Rodgers is hurt.

01:18:48Oh, yeah.

01:18:49Yeah.

01:18:50And then-

01:18:51That was fun.

01:18:52That was a good comeback.

01:18:53I knew we were going to win that one.

01:18:54But my favorite all-time clip that I've seen has got to be you at the Detroit game.

01:18:56Oh, yeah.

01:18:57Yeah.

01:18:58Yeah.

01:18:59I mean, that was-

01:19:00I was literally doing it as a support thing for Detroit Don and Superfan.

01:19:03I was there for the Mack Championship, which was Friday night.

01:19:06And I was like, let's just go to this game and root against Rodgers.

01:19:09Found their tickets.

01:19:10Got a seat next to them.

01:19:11I was like, I'm here for your support.

01:19:13Like, fuck this guy.

01:19:14Let's beat them.

01:19:15And then it's Hail Mary right in their face.

01:19:18And they just-

01:19:19And the way they were talking before.

01:19:20And I do the same thing.

01:19:21Crazy.

01:19:22But Detroit Don was saying that he did the calculations.

01:19:24And he's like, once we win this game, there's like an 80% chance we're going to the playoffs.

01:19:29And I think the Lions were like five and six or something.

01:19:31So you just crushed everything then.

01:19:34No, it was-

01:19:35Yeah.

01:19:37We were six and three and they were four and five.

01:19:40Four and five.

01:19:41Yeah.

01:19:42So they were like-

01:19:43Three and six.

01:19:44Yeah.

01:19:45And he's like, once we win this game.

01:19:46Because it was like mid third quarter.

01:19:47They're like, I've done the calculations.

01:19:48Like, we're going to win this game.

01:19:49Then we're going to win next week.

01:19:50Then I was like-

01:19:51Sounds like a Bears fan.

01:19:52Yeah.

01:19:53That's what I'm saying.

01:19:54I sat there and I was like, yeah.

01:19:55Go guys.

01:19:56You guys always feel good about your team though.

01:19:57Every single year.

01:19:58Every year.

01:19:59Every year.

01:20:00This is our year.

01:20:01That's what football is about.

01:20:02Jets fans feel the same way.

01:20:03Trestman maybe.

01:20:04The second year, Trestman got a little not great.

01:20:06John Fox.

01:20:07It was not-

01:20:08Who's your favorite all time Bears quarterback?

01:20:09I mean, it's Jay.

01:20:11It's actually Kyle Orton, but Jay as well.

01:20:13I love Kyle Orton.

01:20:14I think Kyle Orton, like Kyle Orton doesn't get enough credit for like, dude got the ball

01:20:17out fast.

01:20:18You know, Kyle beat me on three different teams.

01:20:20No way.

01:20:21Chicago.

01:20:22Yeah.

01:20:23He ended our 13, our 19 game win streak in 2011 when he was in Kansas City.

01:20:28Yeah.

01:20:29And 14, he was in Buffalo.

01:20:30Yeah.

01:20:31Remember when he just retired?

01:20:32He just like-

01:20:33It's a ball out.

01:20:35Yeah.

01:20:36Yeah.

01:20:37He's just like-

01:20:38You ever gone out with him?

01:20:39No, but I want to so bad.

01:20:40He's a great dude.

01:20:41He's just a dude's dude.

01:20:42Yeah.

01:20:43Like when he just-

01:20:44He's a guy's guy.

01:20:45He's hilarious.

01:20:46Like PFT said, he just, he told the media, he was like, yeah, I got to go get something

01:20:47from my car.

01:20:48He just never came back.

01:20:49Really?

01:20:50Week 18 or week 17 then, the season ended and he hadn't said if he was going to retire

01:20:55or not.

01:20:56And they're like, hey, Kyle, we have a couple of questions after the game.

01:20:59And he's like, yeah, let me just grab something out of my truck, drove off, retired, never

01:21:02came back.

01:21:03I love that.

01:21:04That's pretty sick, isn't it?

01:21:05That's incredible.

01:21:06I know.

01:21:07That's the best way to retire.

01:21:08It's like low key, but it also makes people respect you more afterwards.

01:21:11Barry Sanders did something like that.

01:21:12I feel like Calvin Johnson didn't have a big deal.

01:21:14Yeah.

01:21:15He just went off.

01:21:16Jay Cutler.

01:21:17Are you going to do that?

01:21:18Yeah, Jay.

01:21:19Yeah.

01:21:20He was on the Dolphins.

01:21:21That was awesome.

01:21:22He had a couple of moments.

01:21:23That was like a quiet quitting.

01:21:24You go down to Miami for a little bit, just chill out.

01:21:25That's a thing now, right?

01:21:26That's a young person thing.

01:21:27Yeah.

01:21:28Adam Gase paid him like $10 million.

01:21:29No, the quiet quitting part.

01:21:30Yeah.

01:21:31Yeah.

01:21:32Hank quiet quit like three years ago.

01:21:34Yeah.

01:21:35Just slowly quiet quit.

01:21:36So what do you think about the Jets this year?

01:21:38I always like our chances.

01:21:39You sound like a Bears fan.

01:21:41Yeah.

01:21:42Jets fans are probably as tormented as Bears fans.

01:21:47Yeah.

01:21:48I would say so.

01:21:49It's a different level of torment.

01:21:50Yeah, because the Bears have been in the playoffs at least once in the last 13 years.

01:21:53Right.

01:21:54But it's kind of the same like what you did to Chicago, that's what Tom Brady did to New

01:21:58York.

01:21:59Yeah.

01:22:00It's a thing of joy.

01:22:01Yeah.

01:22:02You're just trying to continue that hatred.

01:22:03Of what?

01:22:04Well, you're just trying to, now you're trying to take over Boston, but you stole Big Cat's

01:22:09joy.

01:22:10I'm definitely.

01:22:11You stole Big Cat's joy for like a decade.

01:22:12Yeah.

01:22:13You made him significantly less happy.

01:22:14Yeah.

01:22:15That's, we always say that that's like the next level of athlete if you become the thief

01:22:18of joy.

01:22:19Yeah.

01:22:20Like Mahomes has reached that level where, you know, like if you're a Bills fan or you're

01:22:22a Niners fan, you're like, this guy has just ruined it for me.

01:22:26You did that to me.

01:22:27That's the like elite quarterback, then thief of joy above that.

01:22:31Well, thank you.

01:22:32Yeah.

01:22:33You, you hit that.

01:22:34You definitely hit that.

01:22:35I appreciate that.

01:22:36Fortnoy's got to be riding kind of high right now.

01:22:38Right.

01:22:39Why?

01:22:40Cause he's got a dog that's like a billionaire.

01:22:41Yeah.

01:22:42That and Celtics.

01:22:43Oh yeah.

01:22:44He's happy about that.

01:22:45Hank was on the, on the duck boat with Joe Missoula, the coach of the Celtics.

01:22:49He personally invited him.

01:22:50Yeah.

01:22:51The coach was pouring beer on Hank's head.

01:22:53He basically won a championship.

01:22:55It's pretty insane.

01:22:56Yeah.

01:22:57It's like Kramer going to the Tonys.

01:22:58Yeah.

01:22:59No, that was essentially what it was.

01:23:01He just got ushered off and he's like, I'm just part of the Celtics now.

01:23:04All right.

01:23:05So what, what, uh, when does training camp start?

01:23:0723rd.

01:23:08Okay.

01:23:09You'll be there.

01:23:10Yeah, probably.

01:23:11Unless you have to go.

01:23:12I might have a trip planned.

01:23:13We'll make a clip of that.

01:23:14Just say, yeah, probably.

01:23:15That will be a great headline that will make a lot of people upset.

01:23:19Where on earth could you go that would make you miss the start of training camp?

01:23:22I mean, anywhere.

01:23:23What do you mean?

01:23:25Is there a place where it's like, this is, I would, yeah, I'd skip work to go to Mongolia.

01:23:29Mongolia.

01:23:30Yeah.

01:23:31Yeah.

01:23:32Well, how much, how much does training camp suck?

01:23:34Like it has to, if you're, if you've been in a league for a really long time, it's like,

01:23:36I know what to do.

01:23:37It's a different suck.

01:23:38Back when football was hard, a long time ago when there's real double days, physically

01:23:46it was the worst, but mentally it wasn't, I don't feel like it was as bad as physically

01:23:50you were just now it's all mental.

01:23:52Yeah.

01:23:53I mean, you're around all day long in, you know, interesting meetings and the hot days.

01:23:58Yeah.

01:23:59Yeah.

01:24:00And the practice is short.

01:24:01It's not even that hard.

01:24:02Yeah.

01:24:03And you don't play in pre-season.

01:24:04We used to play in pre-season.

01:24:05Right.

01:24:06You know, we, we'd play, we'd like play, you know, uh, 15 plays and a quarter and a half

01:24:09and into the third quarter.

01:24:11Yeah.

01:24:12You know, now you don't even play in the pre-season.

01:24:13You should play in the pre-season this year.

01:24:15Why?

01:24:16Why not?

01:24:17Just take, make football hard again.

01:24:18Aaron Rogers is making football hard again.

01:24:21Don't steal that.

01:24:23Print the shirts.

01:24:24Also make America hard again.

01:24:25Yeah.

01:24:26That would be good too.

01:24:27Let's get tougher as a country.

01:24:28Yeah.

01:24:29Let's get tougher.

01:24:30Let's get that callus built up.

01:24:31You know, you should run for office.

01:24:32You should run for president.

01:24:33I think you set your sights too low.

01:24:34I agree.

01:24:35Yeah.

01:24:36I agree.

01:24:37That was, that was a, you're not a backup quarterback.

01:24:38How close, how close were you to actually running for vice president?

01:24:41I know you were thinking about it.

01:24:42Yeah.

01:24:43I thought about it and I just kept on living my life.

01:24:47Yeah.

01:24:48Did it, was football the main factor in that equation?

01:24:50Yeah.

01:24:51I think so.

01:24:52Yeah.

01:24:53So wait, you, you love, you love football more than you love America then?

01:24:56Oh, he got you there.

01:24:58That's true.

01:24:59He got you there.

01:25:00That's tough.

01:25:01That's tough.

01:25:02I support the troops.

01:25:03Yeah.

01:25:04Okay.

01:25:05That's good.

01:25:06Wait.

01:25:07So where's next for you to travel?

01:25:08What's the spot you got on the-

01:25:09I'm not telling.

01:25:10Come on.

01:25:11I'm not, no, I'm not telling.

01:25:12Can I give you a rec?

01:25:13Yeah, please.

01:25:14I feel like you would love, love the Galapagos.

01:25:15Ooh, nice.

01:25:16Love it.

01:25:17What about it?

01:25:18All the nature out there.

01:25:19Yeah.

01:25:21It's just like a two hour boat ride.

01:25:22Ayahuasca.

01:25:23Oh.

01:25:24Ecuador.

01:25:25Yeah.

01:25:26Where?

01:25:27Ecuador.

01:25:28Nice.

01:25:29Yeah, but no, the Galapagos is great.

01:25:30You got the giant tortoises.

01:25:31They weigh like 400 pounds.

01:25:32They look like dinosaurs.

01:25:33Can you ride them?

01:25:34You can try.

01:25:35I'll give you a tip.

01:25:36The sphere in Vegas.

01:25:37Oh.

01:25:38It's fucking sick, dude.

01:25:39Is it really?

01:25:40It's so sick.

01:25:41What'd you see there?

01:25:42I saw Dead and Company.

01:25:43Two nights in a row.

01:25:44It was awesome.

01:25:45Just Saturday?

01:25:46It was, they've been there for like a month and a half.

01:25:47It was like three weeks ago.

01:25:48Don't you love that they had a last tour last year around this time?

01:25:50My wife has been giving me shit for it for the last five years, because every year I'm

01:25:53just like-

01:25:54How many Dead shows have you been to?

01:25:55Are you a big Deadhead?

01:25:56Yeah, I am.

01:25:57I don't know, probably over 30, but-

01:25:58How many performance enhancers are you on during a Dead show?

01:26:00A lot.

01:26:01A lot.

01:26:02I ate a lot of mushrooms in the sphere, which I probably didn't need to.

01:26:04Chocolate or actual mushrooms?

01:26:05Chocolate.

01:26:06Yeah, chocolate.

01:26:07That's kind of amateur hour.

01:26:08Oh, you think so?

01:26:09I'm not 22 anymore.

01:26:10I got to, I mean, I'm not like, yeah.

01:26:1422 is for the chocolates.

01:26:16No, 22 is when I would eat the caps.

01:26:19And?

01:26:20And now I've graduated and I'm just like-

01:26:22Now you're mature, you're doing the chocolate?

01:26:23I'm mature to the chocolates.

01:26:24Like a mature adult?

01:26:25Yeah.

01:26:26But wait, what's the-

01:26:27Get it at a store.

01:26:28It's like you could buy drugs at a store now.

01:26:29It's the same thing, right?

01:26:30Yeah, it is.

01:26:31No, it's not.

01:26:32What's different?

01:26:33Well, I definitely trip more when I eat the caps.

01:26:34Well, first of all, what's in the chocolate?

01:26:35Mushrooms.

01:26:36Chocolate.

01:26:37And mushrooms.

01:26:38What other shit is in there?

01:26:39It's chocolate and mushrooms.

01:26:40Cocoa.

01:26:41Chocolate.

01:26:42And chocolate.

01:26:43Okay.

01:26:44And sugar.

01:26:45Okay.

01:26:46Okay.

01:26:47And is there probably some mini plastics and stuff?

01:26:48Maybe.

01:26:49Maybe a vaccine.

01:26:50Who knows?

01:26:51Could be.

01:26:52You never know.

01:26:53But yeah, you should-

01:26:54Did you enjoy the debate?

01:26:55Did you watch the debate?

01:26:56I loved the debate.

01:26:57The debate was something.

01:26:58It was fantastic.

01:26:59Great TV.

01:27:00That made me fall in love with America.

01:27:01I was like, we got the two best guys for the job.

01:27:02I'm happy about that.

01:27:03Sure.

01:27:04I don't-

01:27:05When they started talking about golf, Trump just actually said recently a million dollars

01:27:07he would give Joe ten strokes a side.

01:27:0920.

01:27:10Ten a tie, yeah.

01:27:11Yeah, ten a tie.

01:27:12I just wanted to thank you for-

01:27:13Yeah, we were saying that-

01:27:14My fault.

01:27:15Biden already lost because you can't take that

01:27:19Even if you if you lose by 18, you technically win the bet

01:27:23But then what you won the bet because you didn't lose by 20

01:27:26Yeah, my favorite part about that kind of get under the radar. Was it he?

01:27:30Biden's like get him was we got a you got to carry your own bag. Oh, yeah, could he walk off the stage?

01:27:36You couldn't walk off stage. But yeah, you try. Yeah, you got to carry your own bag

01:27:39I love it. Just a bunch of just two old guys yelling at each other about golf

01:27:42Get him in singlets, let him wrestle it out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're saying do Frisbee golf

01:27:47But no one else is allowed out there and they're just both like break their hips in the woods

01:27:54Because it is crazy that the best we can do as a country is not guys

01:27:59No, it is. I'm I know I know I'm saying it's not the best but it's the current options which is nuts to me. I

01:28:06just can't believe we can't have like a

01:28:09you know an

01:28:11Election day, that's a national holiday. Yeah, I guess weeks to to count all these votes

01:28:18And that makes no sense to make make election day and the Monday after Super Bowl Sunday holidays. That's it

01:28:24It should be a holiday for election day. You should run me doing and then be my vice president

01:28:29On election day. There should also be football Tuesday football. Oh, yeah

01:28:34Yeah, there should it's just something to distract us isn't that the old Romans right like bread and circus

01:28:39Yeah, bread and circus. Yeah that for sure. You just you just feed them with food. Do you guys think about the Roman Empire?

01:28:43I almost never actually only when somebody asked me that question. I think I think of World War two a lot more

01:28:49Yeah, that feels like it was I understood the mean how come I don't know

01:28:53I just you'd like to strap in the bombs or it's just the whole thing is just

01:28:57Good verse evil. Yeah, it's like really the only war that was a good receive. We were the good guy

01:29:02We're the good guys in World War to save the world. We're always good care to debate that team America world police

01:29:07Yeah, I think we've a great movie. We we flexed our

01:29:12Industrial might all over the place. We're building ships that we didn't even need

01:29:16You read about that? Yeah in Japan. We had we had an ice cream ship. I'm not joking

01:29:22We had an ice cream ship. We we had so so such a better production. We were the America us

01:29:28You are our industry was so far advanced

01:29:31Japan was fighting with like old

01:29:32Wooden ships and we had an ice cream ship that just made ice cream and just gave it to all of our other ships nice

01:29:39That's that's badass. It is

01:29:41It's great that we could talk about World War two in the war

01:29:53I think about the JFK assassination way more than any of those

01:29:57Yep, there's some weird shit that came out about that recently. You think so? Well, yeah the Secret Service agent

01:30:02He said he's the one that that put that bullet on the gurney. Well, yeah, and he said that he grabbed

01:30:07No, he said he found it in the back of the limo meaning. It was like one of the deflection shots

01:30:12It wasn't the magic bullet that they said that it was what a great bullet that was. Yeah. Well, they said I mean, how can

01:30:17It's like your pathology in Dallas. That was not real that one on the sideline. Yeah, it kind of curved back

01:30:24Yeah, don't equate a fake magic bullet theory with me hitting

01:30:28I don't it was Jerry Cook on the sideline the one that was like it was a magic bullet. You basically assassinated JFK

01:30:35Where were you in November of 1963?

01:30:38Better asked former, you know former head of the CIA where he was that? Oh, yeah. Yeah, George Bush. That's that's what I think about

01:30:48There's another he was also served on the Warren Commission

01:30:53Right. He also has an interview with George Bush

01:30:56Right, he also has an airport named after him in Washington. Mm-hmm. Are you talking about talking about Dulles?

01:31:02Yeah, yeah, yeah Dulles bad guy, but also George Bush old George Bush H. Yeah, HW Bush. He was director the CIA

01:31:10He didn't know he couldn't remember where he was when Kennedy got shot

01:31:13Well, you know even back in that family even farther back. Yeah some other stuff. Yeah, there is Prescott bushes

01:31:18I read ten pages of a book about it. Hey, congrats. Yeah

01:31:22It's about the bushes and I

01:31:24Saw you got lean. You're a big reader. Now. No, you're positive. Do you like you? What do you mean? Yeah, we're friends now

01:31:32It's awesome. What uh

01:31:34when we

01:31:37Three kids maybe I have three kids. Yes three children. So I've proof three names. I remember all their names

01:31:44I don't say their names. Why not? Yeah, I don't say cuz I I think that this is real talk. I

01:31:51Hate people who exploit their children online and like David Bakhtiari

01:31:56Does that I don't know?

01:31:59That was why I just throw that out there if he doesn't do that. I think it's it's hard enough

01:32:03I thought that's where he was going. Yeah

01:32:05No, I think it's hard enough to be a kid in today's age that if you you know

01:32:09You're in high school and it's like oh my my parents have been making videos of me my entire childhood and posting it

01:32:15That is insane to me. I let a kid be a kid

01:32:18So I protect their privacy a lot, but I'll tell you after okay, cool. Yeah, I might not care. No, you probably won't

01:32:24Yeah, well, here's here's a question for you

01:32:26When we text do you love the power that you have over me and hold over me?

01:32:31I do yeah, because you just don't respond for months and then you'll give me one response and then I'll do a like a follow-up

01:32:39Instantly because I'm like, I know he's looking at his phone right now and then you'll go another four months. Yeah

01:32:45It's just the way it goes sometimes. Yeah

01:32:48And I know I'm sitting there like he's fucking doing this and he's fucking with me and there's nothing I can do every now

01:32:53And then I get a good chuckle

01:32:56This motherfuckers look at his phone right now. Yeah, not gonna text

01:33:00I even pulled I even pulled out the trick with with back to yari

01:33:04Yeah, where I texted back to yari and you pretending that you weren't on the text chain

01:33:08I thought that was gonna get you and it didn't know

01:33:11Just amateur

01:33:13You should respond and then quickly delete it unsend the message so he gets a notification that you send them something

01:33:18You still see the deleted message though. I don't know you can edit a message

01:33:22I know I got that part. You could edit it like just figure that out. Yeah. Yeah, it's just like blank comes in handy

01:33:28Do you have any burner accounts?

01:33:30What is that a burner counts your bird?

01:33:32Yeah

01:33:35How many birds yes, I feel like you're heavy in the replies of Elon. Yeah

01:33:43Tremendous gambits on your Tesla's so sick. Yeah

01:33:47No

01:33:49Wasn't there some athletes who supposedly had Kevin

01:33:53Did he got exposed for it?

01:33:56Really, but he I kind of liked he he's someone cop to it. I don't really do any social media

01:34:02Honestly, I don't know. I mean like it's super minimal like posting stuff super rarely on Instagram only on Twitter if I

01:34:09Have to put out a major fire. So where do you go for your info?

01:34:13question just

01:34:17They're about to take that away from Alex, yeah

01:34:20I don't Twitter. I think it's yeah, you just read the comments on posts

01:34:24That's where you get all your info on what like you you see a tweet and you just read all the people who are experts

01:34:28underneath

01:34:31The day that that bridge in Baltimore went down I learned so much about how it was a distraction from daddy

01:34:36Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they brought the bridge down cuz P did he got

01:34:40Of course

01:34:44Yeah memes you got a question for Aaron as many as you want he's he defends you

01:34:52To hardcore against who he thinks that the the media has it out for you

01:34:57Oh, yeah, they definitely do he thinks everyone's a Florio walking around. He ranked his Florio. What is it? Mike Florio's number one Florio

01:35:05That's one of the questions Diana Rossini's number two Florio and Matt Miller's number three Florio. I don't even know who that is

01:35:11Well, he does memes does he's he's in the weeds for you. Yeah, I was gonna say do you ever?

01:35:16See any of the hater ass media like Mike Florio

01:35:21Good question means I don't I don't now I've gotten a couple texts from the other

01:35:27Diana, yeah, but I never respond

01:35:30She is she's a friend of ours. Oh, really?

01:35:34Yeah, oh, yeah decent reporting yeah

01:35:37How are you feeling? How's the arm? How's the leg? You look strong? Yeah leg is good blisters are gone. I feel great

01:35:43Yeah, running fast

01:35:47Oh, thank you, you do look very strong. Thanks. It's just a beautiful man

01:35:54Do you think the NFL scheduled the 49ers game on Monday night football on purpose I hope so

01:35:59Because it's on grass. Yeah, so but I never say no to grass, but you

01:36:06You verse the 49ers

01:36:09It's not me versus the Jets versus 49ers, but you versus the 49ers. We've got a 49ers problem

01:36:15Why you know why you know exactly why what do you mean?

01:36:20They own you last time we played there we beat him the 49ers own you that's a fact it's the 49ers

01:36:26I've done the meme. It's it's what the fuck team. Are you on now? You're jumping ship back again

01:36:34I strike it from the record

01:36:36Used to own you. Sorry

01:36:38Will a couple of mispractices have any effect on the season?

01:36:42Yeah, big effect. I'm nice it practices. Thank you. Yeah

01:36:46Yeah practices. Yeah, yeah, but you were there for voluntary. It's fine. Yeah bunch of haters

01:36:52This one was just do you want to hang out? Yeah

01:36:57All right

01:37:01Yeah memes gets the treatment, yeah, yes, okay deal

01:37:04Will we get to see you for more than five snaps this season? Yeah, I think so. Okay

01:37:10And that was it right one. Okay. Hey, thanks. Good job, man. Nice job me. That was the first time

01:37:17You know, he's good with memes talker. Yeah, he's a memes guy. He lives on the Internet guy behind the guy. Yeah, right

01:37:23Yeah, is this are we in phase me right now? I don't know what that means

01:37:26You know what phase me is what Robert Salah Oh face me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, probably I guess

01:37:32Yeah, you don't know. You don't really know what phase me is though. I don't know. Not really doing it right now

01:37:37Yeah, yeah, this is actually a great example of phase me. Yeah. Yeah, wait, how's your golf game?

01:37:42Are you gonna win this thing this week? No

01:37:45My games not that good. What do what's your handicap? I don't it doesn't matter. This is no handicaps out here

01:37:50I know but like what are you usually golfing? I mean, I'm

01:37:53Don't you don't be in the 70s probably okay. Yeah, that's pretty damn good this course. I own this course you own this course

01:37:59It's like soldier field, you know

01:38:02What are you doing now?

01:38:04We were it was a little owners own your ass a little bit. All right

01:38:08All right guns down. Let's put our cut. Isn't it embarrassing? You got to go to another team?

01:38:11No, I've no embarrassment whatsoever

01:38:13I made the meme with the little kid laying in bed and like the missiles coming and it's the 49ers standing there taking all the

01:38:20missiles and

01:38:21Guarding me at night. Really? Yeah, that's good

01:38:26Is that the defensive end from last year from the Bills he's on he's on the Niners too, right is he really yeah

01:38:31Same same guy who?

01:38:34Was it

01:38:37He's on the Niners, yeah, he is ever like Monday night football

01:38:42Starting the season out. Yeah, I'm gonna have to sweet-talk him a little bit. Yeah, I am off

01:38:47Let me get through play five. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what's the strength of your golf game?

01:38:52Short game. Yeah. Yeah putting your Oh putting. Yeah

01:38:56Not like chipping is decent but putting yeah, how long are you long real long? Yeah, okay

01:39:04I mean, I saw your t-shirt wasn't that great

01:39:07Okay, which one the one that went way far off to the right? What hope like your politics? It was 10. Yeah

01:39:16It did go far right love when people try and cancel me like it's when I play golf with Obama

01:39:20I was like the left is all the right. Yeah cancel me then put you in a box

01:39:24Then I you know, then I was on team Kennedy's everybody tried to cancel me

01:39:28Politically and then I didn't shake Trump's hand. So the right tried to get after me again. Yeah, you're your own man

01:39:33I realize I actually had shaking his hand

01:39:35Yeah, and then they reverse course. Yeah reverse course a little bit. I think we're unfair to Aaron Rodgers. I've always been

01:39:42Politics I've said from the beginning is an absolute sham. Yeah, and if we've seen anything

01:39:46Whether it's you talking about what they did to Bernie Sanders in 2016 that we saw in a Podesta emails or the fact that

01:39:52Nothing really ever changes

01:39:54nothing

01:39:54she only do is just talk about what what they're gonna do and enough and the life doesn't actually get better for any of

01:39:58Us whether it's a Republican or Democrat and we're still just doing the same fucking two-party system and not letting Bobby get in or anybody

01:40:04Else. Yeah, PFT and I always said if you want to be president, you should be disqualified. I like that

01:40:10Yeah

01:40:12You have to be a psycho to want to be president right it's actually like common sense

01:40:18Politics some common sense like let's not let

01:40:22Anybody over 75 and the Packers have a rule

01:40:24Yeah, 70 you got to retire. Yeah

01:40:27Right. Yeah going to

01:40:3070 you got to retire. Yeah, that seems to make pretty good sense

01:40:32You know, you know what they used to do in ancient Greece was they had this thing called sortition where it chopped their nuts off

01:40:37No, they probably did that back then too

01:40:39yeah, but it was more along the lines of like a lottery to see who was going to be the the mayor or the governor and

01:40:44So it could be anybody

01:40:45Like they just randomly gave to somebody which is kind of terrifying because there's terrifying in today's world a lot of weirdos out there

01:40:51But at the same time, you know

01:40:52It made them really focus on their education system because like any of these psychos could end up right president. How about term limits?

01:40:59Yeah, yeah, how about you can't insider trade? I love it. Dave's jumped on the one board with that

01:41:03Yeah, those apps that track like you can track Nancy Pelosi's. Yeah, she's a hell of a stock trader. It's crazy

01:41:08Street I don't know what David a traders doing. He should be fucking following the old. Yes. Yeah, it's

01:41:14Embarrassing though, it's embarrassing for our country and it's also embarrassing like I know we're getting deep into it

01:41:19But it's it's embarrassing that people can't there's no one who can just have like the common-sense approach that like don't

01:41:24Not everything has to be one or the other

01:41:26There's a lot of middle that no one ever like I'm the loudest the loudest people is the 10% right?

01:41:32And there's a person on both sides. Yeah, the most of the country you travel around the country you guys do regular guys

01:41:36Great people right who don't you just want to kind of be left alone. They want their freedoms

01:41:40I want to be told what to do their bodies. They don't want to be fucking taxed at a crazy percentage

01:41:45You know and they're not looking for a bunch of handouts

01:41:47They just want to be happy want to be kind of yeah happy and left alone for the most part

01:41:50Yeah, I think saying our politics is probably a good choice just because you have to answer for everything

01:41:55It's like when when that article came out about Bobby where it's like he's got a barbecued dog behind him

01:41:59There would be people like asking you like do you support eating dogs?

01:42:02You'd have to say I do not support eating dogs and they'd be like, why are you even addressing?

01:42:06Well, there's there's scared of people that can't control true. That's not that is a fact

01:42:10That is a confirmed the media in general is scared of people that can't control. Yeah. Yeah, which you're kind of that's why you know

01:42:16To talk about your company, you know, like that's why those bullshit articles would come out

01:42:22Although when their earnings earnings every time

01:42:25Yeah

01:42:25Every single time why because they because Dave and you guys built this brand that can't be controlled right that we don't have and you try

01:42:32And then you try and get after them. They don't have you know, you're the women part and oh, no

01:42:35No, we have one woman CEO this thing or that thing. It's just like

01:42:39People that they they can't truly control are dangerous people. They've hopped on every single

01:42:46Like angle to try to take us down throughout the years

01:42:49It's literally just gone from like one thing to the next and it's just like alright, we're still here

01:42:54It's so it's I would say the majority of them to are so unethical. Yeah. Oh, yeah, like the practice is now

01:43:00It's just it's a fucking joke. Yeah, it's that's politics

01:43:03There's bias in all of it, right?

01:43:04Which is should be journalists and then get back to the the core of what the hell is going on right now

01:43:09We have a guy who's been you know

01:43:11Whether rightly or wrongly a kangaroo court or whatever been indicted on felonies and a guy who's shitting his pants. Mm-hmm

01:43:19It's pretty good. And then we got Bobby

01:43:22Who doesn't give a chance even be in the in debates?

01:43:24Yeah, if you know the insights about how ridiculous it is for a third-party candidate to get on the ballots

01:43:28Oh, yeah in 50 states. It's a fucking sham. Yeah, like it's certain colors in some states a certain person people

01:43:34You got to submit it to another state. There's certain amount of votes in certain states. It's a fucking joke

01:43:38I feel like it used to be easier back in the day Ross Perot was always running. Yeah. No, it was a real

01:43:42He was on the debate stage. Yeah, we were kids. Yeah. No, it's it's crazy. It's crazy. So football. Yeah

01:43:48Who you like this year? I like us

01:43:51Jets. Yeah, and who you got to play somebody in the Super Bowl. Mmm bears not bears

01:43:57Yes, you would that would ruin you why oh, that'd be a great way to go out

01:44:02I actually don't know if I'd be able to handle that game because there just be so much at stake

01:44:07I would ruin you it would ruin me. Yeah

01:44:09That would ruin me. I would be surprised if the Bears were there

01:44:13That's not a disrespectful thing to say but like I would to the NFC is I would be surprised as well

01:44:18See is tough and you have a rookie quarterback. Yeah, I think he could do it. Yeah

01:44:21I think they surround them with a lot of really good pieces

01:44:23Yeah, but I think in their division on paper

01:44:28Can you not say that? They're not you can't say they're better than third on paper in the division

01:44:33Uh, I think I think I would say that objectively I can I can say whatever I want. Yeah objectively

01:44:40You think that they're better on paper than Detroit and Green Bay? I

01:44:43Think they're better than Green Bay paper really on paper paper. We're talking about paper

01:44:49You're I don't know what paper using in Chicago

01:44:51We're talking about

01:44:53No, I'd agree with you. We have

01:44:56How much time do we're done in a second? We're unproven. We're unproven

01:44:59But I love I love that Ryan Poles has it feels like they do a big rambles fan huge right even though he shined you

01:45:06We you guys were doing a let's FaceTime the person the phone

01:45:10You want to FaceTime and see who picks up and I fucking picked up back to re I was like, yeah

01:45:14I was like, let's FaceTime Rogers cuz we're gonna be in Tahoe try to get him on he's like no problem

01:45:18He's like, but you have to FaceTime Poles and try and just say that you you're with me

01:45:23He didn't want a job with the Bears

01:45:25But he I was like, I want to watch you try to get me on the Bears and Poles didn't pick up

01:45:29So yeah, that sucked. He kind of did what you do to me

01:45:32All right

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01:45:46Aaron Rodgers, that was good. That was nice. Thank you. You've done that before I've been doing this Wow

01:45:5141 years old 40

01:45:53Guy told me I look 32 yesterday. I don't know what he was smoking, but I liked it

01:45:57Yeah, that's all I probably want then. Did he say can I have your autograph? I didn't okay

01:46:01So I just remember that and you know, I've been in the league 20 years. Yeah

01:46:05Yeah, you're a quarterback when you're 12

01:46:07Which is also the funny part when people are like, did you play did you play with?

01:46:11Against Steve Young and John Elway

01:46:14High school

01:46:16All right, but speaking of that how many more years I don't know I'm not sure this one for sure this one for sure

01:46:22I'd like to do I wanted to do two good ones and to give us a chance to retire a jet, you know

01:46:28When to Super Bowl, yeah, and then do the Kyle Orton. Yeah

01:46:32Is that how you retire legend? Of course, it's like take take a sip of a psychedelic tea. Just disappear in the locker room

01:46:37Oh, it's all an illusion. Yeah rainbow body. Yeah, was it Aaron Rodgers ever real?

01:46:42Yeah, you know, I'll be happy to say no. This is a simulation. So what is right?

01:46:46No, you're right. You're right about that. I think it actually is a simulation. Yeah, it's got to be right

01:46:51I don't know mathematically think about that throw to

01:46:54Mathematically, what time of math Terrence Howard math or Terrence Howard math one times one is two

01:46:58Do you know math? Yeah, is it weird that you went to Cal? Yeah

01:47:02That is weird. Yeah, what's a times five? I don't know. Do you know calculus? Not really?

01:47:08I wasn't good at calculus never been in the same room geometry. Yeah

01:47:12Fantastic in calculus never met. I don't even I don't even if you show me we're using calculus today

01:47:17Show hands nobody. They've got Cal. Well, this is not exactly the greatest

01:47:23Okay, we are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to that shit, but still none of us yeah none of us

01:47:28That's true. Yeah, you get they have they have machines that can do that. Yeah calculators. Yeah. Yeah, exactly

01:47:34What are we doing? What happens when AI takes over though bad? Yeah, I actually think we're

01:47:40We're probably the only ones that are safe you probably are fucked. How come I don't know if he's making strong ones out to start

01:47:46No

01:47:48Yeah, that might be true

01:47:49Can AI do a podcast? Yeah. No, I don't think so. I think so. Yeah, I play quarterback. Yes. Yeah, probably. Yeah

01:47:56I drink ayahuasca

01:47:59Probably code ayahuasca

01:48:01The virus so we're all safe. Yeah, we're good. These guys are all fucked. Yeah, no chance. They're editing and everything. That's all

01:48:08Think about us. I feel I feel like we're too dumb to have AI take our job

01:48:11Like you can't train AI to be this stupid, right? It would break. Yeah, right

01:48:16Like how do you say to AI like intentionally fuck up facts all the time? Just like program it with like

01:48:24I don't know the current state of our politics

01:48:26Intelligence level. Okay. Okay. Yeah, or just use our brains. Maybe they were the model for the dummy

01:48:32Are you smarter than Joe Biden or not? I would say yes at this point really? Yeah

01:48:38Probably yeah, I haven't shit my pants in I think it's been a year and a half. It's been about six months for me

01:48:43That's good. That's good. Yeah, I'm definitely not smarter than Hunter that guy rocks

01:48:50Yeah

01:48:51How to make money painting? Yeah, I would like to party with Hunter I think for one night maybe six hours six hours with Hunter

01:48:58Yeah

01:49:04Aaron has been awesome. Hey, thanks guys

01:49:10An hour

01:49:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, thanks guys, it's good to see you

01:49:18At least a man of my word you are you took a lot to get the word out

01:49:21But yeah, I would do this. That's a fact. You are a man of your word turn over new leaf

01:49:25You put me through hell to get it

01:49:28But you're a man of your word and look at us now, yeah, and I'm your I'm I'm rooting for you

01:49:33What look at us?

01:49:36We would be friends. Yeah, we're this is our second time. We've done this. Yeah on the third day. You guys got to go all the way

01:49:44That's just doing ayahuasca, okay. All right throw it back to Bob in the studio

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01:51:09Okay, let's wrap up the show

01:51:12Before we do these quotes

01:51:14So memes made a mistake. Oh, no, the Aaron Rodgers. Oh, no, and

01:51:19I didn't realize it in real time. Otherwise, I would have helped him. Yeah, I thought it was just a very awkward question that he

01:51:24Asked he asked Aaron Rodgers if he would play more than four plays this year if he would play five play this plays this year

01:51:32It kind of was weird. We all were like what's going on here?

01:51:36memes forgot to say the part where

01:51:38Will you play five plays this year because if you don't I'm going to have to strap a bomb to my chest and go bomb

01:51:43NFL headquarters, yeah memes famously made that promise. Yeah a couple months ago and that was the context for the question

01:51:49Yeah, so you guys it sounded like you were like being a dick Jets fan

01:51:54But in reality, you were just trying to save your own life

01:51:57Yeah, I was just mainly just trying to ask questions if he's gonna play cuz all I know is five snaps

01:52:02But I should have referenced the bomb. Yeah, the bomb would have been good. Mm-hmm. It's good interview

01:52:08You did good memes. Yeah all questions about the one awkward one. Yeah, but you did a good job

01:52:13I was I was proud of you. I was your first time asking questions in an interview, right?

01:52:17Yeah, first time ever Wow, and I asked I and one question with a quarterback just everybody's hand size. Oh, yeah

01:52:24Yeah, yeah

01:52:26Okay, you want to read these quotes? They're great PFT. Let's hear you see him. I did not. Oh, I love it

01:52:31So we'll get your honest reaction. Okay

01:52:33Okay

01:52:35Go ahead Hank you go first

01:52:37Yeah, I woke up to this one on Saturday and I was like this is just fake

01:52:40Okay, I scrolled by a butt crack sports tweet. It said it's from Legion hoops via the New York Times

01:52:47Joel one bead on if he has any doubts team USA will win the gold medal

01:52:52You look at the talent that the US has but there's equal talent on other teams and the talent that's on the US team

01:52:57You also got to understand most of these guys are older. The LeBron now is not a LeBron. That was a couple of years ago

01:53:03So it's a big difference

01:53:05Everybody would also tell you and you can see for yourself the athletic LeBron

01:53:10Dominant that he was a couple years ago is not the same that he weighs now

01:53:14I think people get fooled by the names on paper, but those names have built throughout their career and now they're older

01:53:20They not what they used to be. Mmm. Okay. Those are his teammates. Yeah, there's teammates and a very accomplished teammate

01:53:27Who's been to has the brown? Oh, so now we're LeBron stands on this show. No, I just I was gonna

01:53:33Ask a question Hank has LeBron ever been to a conference finals a lot a lot

01:53:40I think a lot a lot. So it's like all of them, basically

01:53:43Yeah, maybe Joel meat is just he's shocked because he's never been on a team with this much talent before. Yeah

01:53:50No, I think he's saying this team sucks

01:53:53It's interesting playing on such a good team. He's like, yeah

01:53:57We're not that good. Yeah interesting move for a for a new American

01:54:01Mm-hmm. Yeah max if you're in that locker room and you see your teammates said about you and your team leader

01:54:06What would you well, I that was a quote taken out of context. We you didn't watch the full thing. What was the context?

01:54:12I don't know. I

01:54:16Did read the article that he had in New York Times it did make sense

01:54:20He said that Cameroon is home. And if Cameroon had made it to the Olympics, he would have been on team Cameroon

01:54:27He was deciding between France and

01:54:30US France put like a time limit on him us was like hey, let us know and he was like I won't I'm picking us

01:54:37So he did make that clear. So it wasn't like he was very clear about that, but he also said in this one

01:54:45Essentially without freak injuries he'd be in the goat conversation

01:54:50If the Edwards says shit like that all the time you're like, oh is the Edwards is so great

01:54:55Well, and the Edwards if Anthony Edwards said that ten years into his career without getting to a conference final

01:55:00I'd probably like that's crazy. Also. I don't think Anthony Edwards has

01:55:04Ever had the type of injuries that you will and beat his head. Yeah, but you do see the different backing up Joel beats boy

01:55:09No, no. No, I know I'm saying Anthony Edwards would never say that because he hasn't had those injuries

01:55:13Yeah, he wouldn't say freak injuries. You understand that if Anthony Edwards in ten years time

01:55:18If he hasn't won anything and he was like, I'm the goat

01:55:23Don't you want guys you want your guys have confidence you you every

01:55:28But he doesn't have a team. You should think that your best players doesn't though because he's talking you get hurt

01:55:34He's talking about LeBron. He doesn't have confidence in his team

01:55:38This isn't this isn't

01:55:41You guys this is such bullshit because all you guys ever do is just shit on LeBron shit on LeBron

01:55:47He's a piece of shit. And then the one time that like it comes against me. You're like, oh

01:55:53LeBron like he's the fucking best. I can't believe anyone would ever say this about LeBron. You might be right

01:55:58I don't even think about it

01:56:01It could have been any teammate it could win anyone on this team

01:56:04Well, he did say and the other guys on the team have built the reputations off what they have been

01:56:07No, you might be right, man

01:56:09He said his teammates are not what they used to be. Let me try something different than max from this article

01:56:14Okay, we're just hopping around

01:56:15I think Joel and B just needs to my motto is never tell anyone outside the family where you're thinking again

01:56:20Yeah, keep it in the family. Let me let me let me

01:56:23this one

01:56:25He said quote the best cheesesteak is subway cheesesteak

01:56:33Trowell Embiid

01:56:34He's a big Jared

01:56:37He said I don't eat cheesesteaks and the reporter said you don't eat cheesesteaks

01:56:40He said no you want to know the real answer the best cheesesteak is subway cheesesteak

01:56:45It's good troll, it's a great troll. Could you imagine Bryce Harper saying something like that max?

01:56:51Yeah, I mean

01:56:53It's a funny guy. I actually did come come out of this interview

01:56:57Liking him more because he was you know, he's been through a lot and it was like it was good interview

01:57:02I want to make one thing clear. I have nothing against your own bead

01:57:05I like I think he's a funny guy. Actually, you just have something against me. No, I did. I love how mad he makes you

01:57:11There's certain people out there and certain things are just I only see them through the lens now of being pressure points on max's body

01:57:18Where I can press the Joe Humvee button and get max worked up about it

01:57:21I can press the second place button get you worked up about it. There's a lot of things so I appreciate him for that

01:57:27But I do think he's a good guy. Yeah, and I think he's he's great funny and he's intentionally troll

01:57:32Sometimes I respect that like I could see him posting a black-and-white steak photo and be a perfect steak

01:57:37I like this guy. It does sound like you like subway cheesesteak. So he might yeah

01:57:43Yeah, I like the interview it was good interview he's been balling

01:57:47Not

01:57:49Really, but that's fine. It's preseason. Well, it's I mean, it's he will ball. It's preseason. He's calling out

01:57:55It's also such bullshit that they

01:57:58This is a personal thing. What?

01:58:01Why are they playing four hours away from Paris? It's Paris Olympics. Oh, cuz you want to I wanted to go to the game

01:58:06Yeah, I wanted to go to the games four hours away. Have you ever seen how the Olympics work though? Take a train, man

01:58:11I'll

01:58:13I'll pay for you to go

01:58:15I'll pay for you to go cuz imagine if Max got to see Joel be getting a freak injury. We're fucking France. Where are they playing?

01:58:24That would be the most max thing ever if he if he was out for the year with

01:58:34You just you wouldn't be able to come back you had to stay there

01:58:38Yeah, I would choose to stay there

01:58:41Yeah, you'd look good in a beret, oh

01:58:44We should get some can we get a couple max, you know baguettes?

01:58:48I'll tell you what the baguettes in France. I can't wait. They are so much better than the shit we eat here

01:58:56It's insane. You just become I remember I went to France for like 10 days

01:59:01It just became like two o'clock would hit like time to eat an entire baguette

01:59:05I just want to eat bread and cheese. Oh, yeah, like I don't want to go to any nice rest

01:59:10The only thing I just want bread and cheese

01:59:13Something in the water bread cheese. The wine is good. Oh, by the way the one last thing about the Rogers interview

01:59:19I know we got into the JFK conversation

01:59:21I wish I had seen the fact that his driver it was the one who shot him before that before we interviewed

01:59:27Rogers and obviously we taped that before the Trump we did a nation's thing and Joe Biden drop. Yeah, obviously

01:59:33Did you see the video of the driver?

01:59:37We watch it. Yeah, but you saw it you've been converted. I

01:59:41Mean, that's just not a real video, but I don't want to talk to you anymore then

01:59:45All right numbers 20 3 12 8 42 56

01:59:51Hank I'm starting to get that thing where people just DM me strategies of how to get the number and like it's so fucking annoying

01:59:58Because there's no strategy. It's a random number generator. There's no way you're actually gonna know

02:00:03Although they're asking about it. There is a strategy. You can just pick the right number which all of us pretty much in this room

02:00:09I've gone basically

02:00:1299 put 21

02:00:15This feels like a 99 day

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02:00:21See max. You should have picked 30. Yeah, that's an easy strategy. Try the 1 through 100 thing. Love you guys

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