Imagine if u get Lockdown with your crush ... Fantasy hai na ..
chalo video dekho maza aaega
chalo video dekho maza aaega
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00Have you ever had a crush on someone?
00:05I have too.
00:07Now a person always pushes the limits to get his crush.
00:11Should do it too.
00:13But I just crossed it.
00:18I'll tell you a story. Listen.
00:22Don't ask me bro, Karuna has screwed me up.
00:26On one hand, these company guys are not taking my salary.
00:30And on the other hand, this stupid landlord comes every other day to ask for rent.
00:34And you. You broke up, you didn't die.
00:37Why aren't you coming back home?
00:39I'll be back in 4-5 days.
00:43You come back in 4-5 days.
00:45Your Joseph uncle has come to ask for rent.
00:47Now listen to his nonsense.
00:49I'm coming uncle.
00:53Wait a minute.
00:56Hi.
01:00I'm coming.
01:05Isn't she beautiful?
01:08I know.
01:10That's why I've had a crush on her for 3 years.
01:13Oh hello. I'm not a crazy stalker.
01:16That's a different thing. I've never been able to say it.
01:19But our relationship is very close.
01:21Let me explain.
01:23I, my flatmate Chutardharam, his girlfriend Riya.
01:26I mean now that we broke up, his ex-girlfriend Riya.
01:28And his roommate Akanksha Singh.
01:31Isn't it a close relationship?
01:34Hello.
01:36Hi Akanksha. How come you're here?
01:39Please come.
01:43How come you're here?
01:45Is everything okay?
01:47Actually, Riya had some clothes and stuff lying around.
01:51And she was not comfortable visiting her ex's place.
01:53So she asked me to bring them.
01:55That's great.
01:56Huh?
01:58I mean, I totally understand.
02:00Now that we broke up, she must be feeling very low.
02:02Devastated perhaps.
02:04And a friend indeed is a friend indeed.
02:07Okay.
02:10Where the hell did you go?
02:15YouTube video.
02:17You know how much YouTubers abuse in their videos.
02:21That's what I was watching.
02:23Right. Where's the closet?
02:24This way.
02:26Thanks.
02:40Shit!
02:42Are these clothes in the brown cupboard?
02:44Yes, in the brown cupboard.
02:46But open it carefully.
02:48There's some stuff in it.
02:50Okay.
02:52What happened?
02:54Nothing.
02:56I was just asking, is Dharam not in his flat?
03:01No.
03:03He's been out ever since we broke up.
03:05I mean, he's been at home.
03:08Oh.
03:10Yeah, me too.
03:12I don't understand.
03:14Why did we separate when you're so worried?
03:16You're right.
03:18So, are you living alone in PG?
03:20Alone?
03:22Don't even ask.
03:24Because of Corona and work from home, PG has been vacated.
03:28I'm going back by tomorrow's train.
03:30Hometown.
03:32You see, there's always a special delay for a poor person's fast.
03:35Yeah.
03:37Wait a second.
03:39How do you know that I'm going on a poor person's fast?
03:42Uh, well...
03:45You posted a story on Instagram, right?
03:48That if someone could confirm the ticket.
03:50So, Dharam follows you.
03:52He saw it and told me.
03:54That's how he found out.
03:56Oh.
04:03Okay, I'll leave now.
04:06Bye, Shukum.
04:08She looks so beautiful when she says the wrong name.
04:12I wish this moment would stop right here.
04:16Someone please stop her.
04:18The biggest news right now.
04:20Due to Corona, PM Modi has announced a 21-day lockdown.
04:27Shit!
04:29I'll leave now and catch a train today.
04:32All trains have been cancelled.
04:34No one is allowed to leave the house.
04:36Shit!
04:38Shit! Shit! Shit!
04:40I think it's not safe to leave now.
04:43My PG is vacated.
04:45What if I get stuck here for 21 days?
04:47I beg of you.
04:49That you,
04:51right now,
04:53wherever you are in the country,
04:55Let me figure it out.
04:57Stay there.
04:59Wait a second.
05:01Our batch's witness's house is somewhere in Saket, right?
05:04I'll go to his house.
05:06He won't let me go now.
05:08Then I'll check from there.
05:10Wait a second.
05:12I'll go and check.
05:14Why?
05:15What did you say?
05:17There's a police station on Saket.
05:19The police might be outside.
05:21Saket is not a police station.
05:23I've never seen a police station.
05:25I haven't seen it either.
05:27Then I started seeing things.
05:29Wait here. I'll go and check.
05:31Don't go anywhere.
05:33I'll be back in 5 minutes.
05:42Brother!
05:43Brother!
05:45Is anyone saying anything during the lockdown?
05:47Is anyone stopping you from going?
05:49It's all from yesterday.
05:51No one is saying anything today.
05:53You can go.
05:55Shit!
05:57I got one chance to spend some more time.
06:01Now he'll also get to know from the news
06:04that it's all from yesterday.
06:06My luck is shit.
06:08I'm not doing anything.
06:14I hope Shubham comes upstairs.
06:16Then I'll leave.
06:18I'll have to do something.
06:20I'll talk to you later.
06:25Oh shit!
06:27Shit! What happened?
06:30I fell down.
06:32I fell down.
06:34I fell down.
06:36I fell down.
06:38I fell down.
06:40I fell down.
06:41What happened?
06:43The police are standing downstairs.
06:45They are beating up everyone who comes out.
06:48They won't beat up the girls, right?
06:50You sit. I'll go and check.
06:52There are 4 female constables for the girls.
06:54They are holding the girls by the hair and putting them in the car.
06:56They also ruined my favourite T-shirt.
06:58Shit!
07:00Shit!
07:02Shit!
07:04What will I do? Where will I go?
07:07If you feel better, you can stay here.
07:11Are you out of your mind?
07:13I don't have any clothes.
07:15How will I stay here?
07:18You'll get Riya's clothes, right?
07:33If you feel better,
07:35I'll break my neck.
07:38I'll break my neck.
07:42Fuck.
07:44Fuck.
08:11What happened?
08:13What kind of clothes have you kept here?
08:17Listen.
08:19Where are you going?
08:21We don't have an extra mattress here.
08:24You can sleep on the bed.
08:26I'll sleep on the couch.
08:28No.
08:30I've already troubled you a lot.
08:32No. There's no tension.
08:34You can sleep.
08:36Are you sure?
08:38Yes.
08:39Okay. Good night.
08:41Good night.
08:43Anyway, I can't have back pain anymore.
08:45I had a cervical operation done.
08:47I can sleep on the couch.
08:49Let's do it for a day.
08:51I don't know how I'll survive.
08:53Thank God, you're the same size as me.
08:55Otherwise, I would've been in trouble.
08:57Kanksha.
08:59You must be needing something, right?
09:01Just let me know.
09:03I'm here.
09:05Okay.
09:07Okay. Good night.
09:10I'm sweating profusely.
09:15I hope the lockdown ends soon.
09:20Kanksha.
09:22Sorry.
09:24There's no tension.
09:26You can sleep.
09:28If you hear any noise, ignore it.
09:31Just ignore it.
09:33I'll talk to you later.
09:35Listen.
09:37What noise?
09:39There's nothing to worry about.
09:41Our landlord, Mr. Joseph.
09:43His wife, Reshma, committed suicide on the first night of their marriage.
09:47She found out that he's gay.
09:49But there's nothing to worry about.
09:51She's a very friendly lady.
09:53Sometimes, she screams.
09:55So, there's nothing to worry about.
09:57You can sleep.
09:59Let me know if anything happens.
10:03Listen.
10:07What?
10:09Is this a dream?
10:39I'm here.
10:41Take a little time.
10:45Where did they come from?
10:55Stop being a man and say I love you.
11:05Stop it.
11:10I love you.
11:25Kanksha.
11:26Yes?
11:27Stop it.
11:38Is this lockdown for the world?
11:41For me, it's Lala Land.
11:44I can hear only one voice from my heart.
11:47Wow, Mr. Modi.
11:57LALA LAND
12:21You look even more beautiful when you sleep.
12:24I feel like just staring at you.
12:25You've been staring at me all my life.
12:28What else can you do?
12:30Stop kidding.
12:32I feel guilty.
12:34I lied to you.
12:36Should I tell you the truth?
12:37Are you an idiot?
12:39Who gets a chance like this?
12:41Listen.
12:42Anyone can fight in 21 days.
12:44Make your fantasy your reality.
12:47Okay.
12:56LALA LAND
12:59Oh, hi.
13:00Good morning.
13:01Good morning.
13:02You look so ready.
13:03Are you going somewhere?
13:04One second.
13:05Is the lockdown over?
13:06No.
13:07The lockdown is still on.
13:08It's not over yet.
13:09I'm ready because I take a shower every morning.
13:14Hygiene, you see.
13:16Okay.
13:17So, you take a shower every day.
13:19Like, every day.
13:21Cover me.
13:22I'm at 240.
13:23Idiot, I'm at 240.
13:24I'm coming from behind.
13:25I'm at 240.
13:26Take a shower sometime.
13:28I took a shower last week.
13:30Cover me.
13:33I mean, almost every day.
13:46What happened?
13:48Sorry, but it's strange.
13:49I mean...
13:50I didn't know that the guys who live in flats and PGs are so mannered and hygienic.
13:58Have you seen my T-shirt?
13:59Take it off.
14:00Take it off!
14:01Take it off!
14:07Which law did you break?
14:09I don't know.
14:10What do you know about the law?
14:11Look at me.
14:12Under the Indian Criminal Procedure Court, Section 47, Clause 2.
14:16Dude, all this depends on upbringing.
14:19It's all about upbringing.
14:20Take it.
14:21You also take it.
14:22No, no.
14:23I'll freshen up first.
14:24No, no.
14:25Try a small bite.
14:26I made it myself.
14:31Is the salt okay?
14:33Who brought this fish tank?
14:34This?
14:35I brought this.
14:36Actually, I love animals.
14:37I love pets.
14:38Wow, me too.
14:40Coffee?
14:41Yeah, I'll make it right now.
14:43I'll make it.
14:44I'll make it.
14:45Okay?
14:46Yeah.
14:50Wow!
14:51Wow!
14:52Crush's handmade coffee!
14:55Wow, Modiji!
14:56Wow!
14:58I'm a devotee now.
15:14Good morning, uncle.
15:15I have to see your face early in the morning.
15:18What did you do this morning?
15:23Hey, uncle.
15:24What are you thinking?
15:25It's been two months since you gave me a rent.
15:27When are you going to pay me back?
15:29Tell me.
15:30I'll also stop coming here daily.
15:37Girl?
15:38Girl?
15:39Girl?
15:40Is the TV on, uncle?
15:41I can hear her.
15:42What are you saying?
15:43Listen.
15:44I'm coming.
15:45I'm not an idiot.
15:46I recognize a living girl by her scent.
15:49Get lost.
15:50Uncle, no.
15:51There is.
15:52There is a girl.
15:53Who is she?
15:54Sister?
15:55No.
15:56So?
15:57Friend.
15:58Friend?
15:59How dare you bring a girl into my flat without paying the rent?
16:01I'll kick you out.
16:02I can't kick her out.
16:03I can't kick her out.
16:04Why?
16:05She had an issue.
16:06What issue?
16:07Her family kicked her out.
16:08Why?
16:09Because she's pregnant.
16:10Without marriage.
16:11Pregnant?
16:12How dare you bring a girl into my flat without paying the rent?
16:14She didn't do it.
16:15My roommate, Dharam Gupta, did it.
16:17Where is Dharam?
16:18He ran away.
16:19Ran away?
16:20Ran away.
16:21The girl got pregnant and ran away.
16:22And uncle.
16:23Do you know?
16:24This girl was about to commit suicide.
16:25Her family kicked her out.
16:26Dharam got her pregnant.
16:27And she was about to die.
16:28I saved her.
16:29Out of humanity.
16:30I kept her here for a few days.
16:31She'll leave after the lockdown.
16:32But no.
16:33You don't have to listen to me.
16:34Where is the girl?
16:35Where is she?
16:36She...
16:37She...
16:38She...
16:39She...
16:40She...
16:41She...
16:42She...
16:46She went to the washroom.
16:47Now you know how long it takes a girl to go to the washroom.
16:49Now leave.
16:53My mother died as soon as I was born.
16:54I didn't get married.
16:56I don't have sisters.
16:57How will you tell me how long it takes a girl to go to the washroom?
17:06Eggs?
17:07Juice?
17:08You don't have money to pay the rent?
17:11Why are you crying?
17:12Uncle, please go.
17:13I'll pay the rent tomorrow.
17:14Why are you crying?
17:18Who made this garbage?
17:23Uncle, please go.
17:24I'll pay the rent tomorrow.
17:25Please go, uncle.
17:26We need to understand each other.
17:28I won't leave without finding out who's in my house.
17:31It's good to talk for a long time.
17:33Me too.
17:35You and your...
17:36I won't go.
17:37No matter what.
17:38No matter what happens here, I won't leave.
17:42Okay.
17:43Sit and wait.
17:44Yes.
17:54Whoever it is, come out quickly.
17:55I don't have the whole day.
18:09Hello.
18:11Hello.
18:13Who?
18:15I'm Reshma.
18:18I didn't recognize you.
18:19Who's Reshma?
18:22The same Reshma...
18:23...for whom...
18:24...you're still young.
18:28Are you serious?
18:29I'm serious.
18:30I'm serious.
18:31I'm serious.
18:32I'm serious.
18:33I'm serious.
18:34I'm serious.
18:35I'm serious.
18:37Speak clearly.
18:38What do you want?
18:41Your...
18:43...heart.
18:46I...
18:47...love...
18:48Go ahead.
18:52Hello.
18:53Hello.
18:54I can't hear you.
18:56Hello.
18:57I'll go out and talk.
18:58Don't hang up.
18:59I'll go out and talk.
19:02I'm busy.
19:03Hello.
19:07Hello, Reshma.
19:08Can you hear me now?
19:09Hello.
19:10Hello, Reshma.
19:11Can you hear me now?
19:12I can hear you.
19:31Here we go again.
19:36Oh, yeah!