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00:00because it's an intelligent show, but it's fun.
00:03It's like an all-access pass inside the White House every Wednesday night.
00:07I just love the camaraderie between all the characters.
00:10People with integrity follow their hearts and do what they know is right.
00:13You end up leaving the show with like,
00:15oh, I wish our White House was like that.
00:17Everybody should watch, every American should watch this show.
00:19It's just compelling. I can't not watch it.
00:21During commercial, I'll get up and I'll just walk off and I'll go,
00:23I love this show, you know?
00:25All new, The West Wing, NBC Wednesday.
00:30Don't go away. Judging Amy is coming up next on CBS.
00:34Only three Survivor episodes left.
00:36These castaways can take a lot.
00:38Those lows are so low.
00:39But Thursday, what they encounter is so incredible.
00:42Oh, my God!
00:43So astonishing, it will leave them speechless.
00:46Do it now or you guys are gonna lose.
00:48I've never experienced such hardship and such joy.
00:51All new, Survivor, CBS Thursday.
00:55I made this.
01:00Hello, I'm Cynthia Santana.
01:03Up next on the 10 o'clock news,
01:04a fire on the Upper West Side leaves people out in the cold tonight.
01:08The fur flies in Midtown.
01:10Find out what got these protesters arrested.
01:12Think New York's making you neurotic?
01:14It could be all in your genes.
01:16And go shopping with a supermodel for the best Christmas gifts ever.
01:21We'll see you soon.
01:31♪♪
01:40Friday, Providence is all new as a family's future
01:43I'm sure I'm gonna miss you guys.
01:45is changed with a stroke of a pen.
01:47All new, Providence NBC Friday.
01:52Nice job, everybody. See you back here Friday night.
01:55♪♪
02:03Later on NBC's Tonight Show,
02:05Jay welcomes Sinbad, Mortal Kombat's Christopher Lambert,
02:09plus Terrence Trent Darby.
02:11Your local news is next.
02:13I'm Jennifer Veloppi.
02:14Next at 11, information you need to know
02:16in order to keep watching your favorite NBC programs
02:19and WTVJ news.
02:21Plus, Michael Jackson goes online to talk to his fans.
02:24The news is next.
02:25♪♪
02:36♪♪
02:39In 35 minutes, the Nets' Sandra Bullock,
02:41the Larry Sanders shows,
02:42Jeffrey Tambor and sultry songstress Diana King
02:44headline NBC's Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
02:47Your local news is next.
02:48And coming right up on the news,
02:50agents say this was the headquarters
02:52for a modern-day slavery ring,
02:53a live report, an incredible 911 call
02:56saves this baby's life, you'll hear it,
02:58and a new remedy for doggy breath.
03:00It's all coming up next on the news.
03:04♪♪
03:05Now...
03:07Tonight, on an all-new late show,
03:09Dave opens up the CBS mailbag.
03:11Plus, Danny DeVito, comedian Larry Miller
03:13and a surprise visit from the Monkey Man.
03:15First, your local news.
03:16♪♪
03:19ABC Wild Wednesday.
03:21Anti-wrinkle injections add a new wrinkle
03:22to an all-new My Wife and Kids.
03:24I'm having a baby!
03:25I'm having a baby!
03:26Then, on an all-new It's All Relative,
03:27it's time for the nervous groom
03:29to pick out the wedding music.
03:30What song do you like?
03:31Born to Run?
03:32Or, uh, Free Bird. Free Bird's good.
03:34Then, I'm a bachelorette.
03:35Meredith is down to three,
03:36but one gets kissed goodbye.
03:37I'm sorry.
03:38Plus, on the season finale of Celebrity Mole Yucatan,
03:41the mole is finally revealed.
03:44It's all-new ABC Wild Wednesday.
03:46Then, it's an all-new Jimmy Kimmel Live!
03:48ABC Late Night.
03:49It's the one call you pray you never get.
03:52Your husband's been involved in a serious accident.
03:54No!
03:56It's the one place you hope you never go.
03:59Is he in a coma?
04:00The damage may be permanent.
04:02And in a hospital.
04:03Doctor, I hope the ICU stops.
04:05It's the one thing you never thought you'd hear.
04:09I think that you're in real danger.
04:11Ah!
04:12Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital.
04:14ABC Wednesday, March 3rd, 9, 8 central.
04:19And the tension is out of control.
04:22Did you think he was unethical?
04:23He's extremely dishonest.
04:25But what will they think when Omarosa gets slightly injured,
04:28Ow!
04:29says she can't work,
04:30and gets caught doing this?
04:32I think she's worthless and useless.
04:34Plus, an unexpected phone call could force Heidi out of the game.
04:38Heidi, I want to see you for one minute.
04:40All leading to the Donald's toughest decision yet.
04:43You're fired.
04:44An all-new Apprentice, NBC Thursday, 9, 8 central.
04:48Get ready for a CSI event.
04:50Really?
04:51With two of the most talked-about episodes.
04:53It's Vegas. People come here to be animals.
04:55CSI.
04:56Then, someone has kidnapped America's hottest self-help guru.
05:00Now the clues will reveal a twist that will take everyone by surprise.
05:04I really hope you're not lying.
05:05New Without a Trace after CSI, CBS Thursday.
05:19I'm so sorry.
05:20I'm so sorry.
05:21I'm so sorry.
05:22I'm so sorry.
05:23I'm so sorry.
05:24I'm so sorry.
05:25I'm so sorry.
05:26I'm so sorry.
05:27I'm so sorry.
05:28I'm so sorry.
05:29I'm so sorry.
05:30I'm so sorry.
05:31After the world's funniest, is born a cold-blooded killer?
05:35The truth will shock you.
05:38On The Simpsons, followed by That 70s Show.
05:41Then, on an all-new episode of The X-Files,
05:44what kind of monster steals the unborn?
05:47This isn't an X-File.
05:48Scully, this is a classic case of demon fetal harvest.
05:51You're not suggesting that he is himself a devil?
05:55The X-Files, an all-new episode.
05:57It all starts at 7, 6 Central, Fox Sunday.
06:05Fox Sunday, after the world's funniest,
06:07is born a cold-blooded killer?
06:09The truth will shock you.
06:12On The Simpsons, followed by That 70s Show.
06:15Then, on an all-new episode of The X-Files,
06:18what kind of monster steals the unborn?
06:21This isn't an X-File.
06:22Scully, this is a classic case of demon fetal harvest.
06:25You're not suggesting that he is himself a devil?
06:29The X-Files, an all-new episode.
06:31It all starts at 7, 6 Central.
06:36In their world, power isn't everything.
06:39I'm about to decide your destiny.
06:41It's the only thing.
06:43The children should never follow in our footsteps.
06:46Mario Puzo's The Last Dawn, CBS Sunday, May 11.
06:53Terry Garr, Jim Carrey, Alison Krauss, and a whole lot more.
06:56Great fun this week on The Late Show with David Letterman.
06:59Now, your local news.
07:03Next on News 4 New England,
07:05a New Hampshire woman makes an incredible find.
07:08I heard the baby fussing.
07:11And moving.
07:13This leg and arm was outside the blanket.
07:16A newborn baby left abandoned on her doorstep.
07:20So close, but not close enough.
07:22Providence College fails to advance to the final four.
07:26Also, a busy night in the heavens
07:28with three different celestial happenings.
07:30News 4 New England begins now.
07:42Spin City's mayor is taking on America's biggest shock job.
07:45Gloves are off.
07:47But he's giving some pretty shocking answers himself.
07:50We went back to my hotel room and...
07:52And can you handle a Darma and Greg workout?
07:55Reaching for our toes.
07:57Here, honey, touch my toes.
07:59Spin City and Darma and Greg, ABC Wednesday.
08:05Rushing to the rescue, elderly motorists are saved
08:08by members of a Danvers wedding party.
08:10Winded drivers finally get help in Colorado
08:12after one of the worst snowstorms of the century.
08:15China's premier says he's looking for mutual understanding
08:18as he begins a week of meetings.
08:25Mankind's greatest achievement...
08:27Houston, we have a problem.
08:28...became America's finest hour.
08:30Failure is not an option.
08:32Ed Harris, Kathleen Quinlan, and Tom Hanks.
08:34This is the incredible story...
08:36Something broke on your daddy's spaceship.
08:38...of the people who never gave up.
08:40Apollo 13, a film by Ron Howard.
08:42Next Sunday on ABC.
08:45Hello, I'm Pam Cross.
08:46More than 11,000 runners trying to rest tonight.
08:49We've got a marathon wrap and the race forecast.
08:51NewsCenter 5 Tonight is next.
09:01Later on the Tonight Show...
09:03Jay gets a clue about mismatching from Alicia Silverstone.
09:07Plus Hollywood's doggone most talented
09:09and expensive tunes from Nickelback.
09:11Your local news is next.
09:13Next on 12 News, the FBI is asking for your help again
09:16in the Brian Wells case.
09:17We'll tell you what they're doing now.
09:19Plus good news if you have a loved one overseas.
09:21Those serving in Iraq are getting some time off.
09:24We'll explain. 12 News is next.
09:26You're watching...
09:32Later on the Tonight Show...
09:35Jay tunes in radio's Cuba Goody Jr.
09:38Plus average Joe's not-so-average Kathy Griffin.
09:41And tunes from Seal.
09:42Your local news is next.
09:45Good news when it comes to your winter heating bills.
09:47We'll tell you about it.
09:48And ghouls and ghosts of all ages hit the streets of Erie tonight.
09:52We'll show you. Coming up next.
09:55You're watching...
10:04You're watching...
10:15You're watching...
10:29Look, we're at ABC Donuts.
10:31And what a perfect place to talk to real police officers about...
10:34NYPD Blue.
10:36Somebody's gotta get married somewhere along the line.
10:38Police officers do become involved.
10:40Diane, you think we should buff up a little bit before we go out?
10:43Is that what we're calling it today?
10:44I'd like to be a Jimmy Smiths type, but unfortunately I'm not.
10:47I like the guy with the mustache. He lives the party.
10:49221.
10:51I'm three inches taller.
10:53Why don't we have a little donut and watch the rest of the show?
10:55NYPD Blue hits the streets ABC Tuesday.
10:58Tuesday.
11:01Don't go away.
11:02Judging Amy is coming up next on CBS.
11:05Thursday, the bizarre evidence.
11:07This guy's here about the head.
11:08The CSI you can't miss.
11:10This wasn't just murder. It was torture.
11:13CSI.
11:14Then...
11:15FBI.
11:16He's one of television's most talked about actors.
11:18And now, a Golden Globe winner.
11:20Anthony Rapaglia without a trace after CSI CBS Thursday.
11:25Tonight, Days All New with Jessica Simpson, Julia Stiles, and Turkey Calling champions.
11:29Plus, a special American Idol Top Ten presented by Ryan Seacrest.
11:33First, your local news.
11:35Finale.
11:36She's a porn star.
11:37She is also somebody's daughter.
11:39The only thing more twisted than this case are the secrets the victim left behind.
11:44I see a pattern of you withholding critical information.
11:47I don't remember asking your opinion.
11:49CSI Miami, the season finale, CBS Monday.
11:55CBS Monday.
11:56Oh, my God.
11:57It's the CSI Miami season finale you can't miss.
12:00She's a porn star.
12:01She is also somebody's daughter.
12:04The only thing more twisted than this case...
12:06Human flesh on the teeth.
12:07Killer was up close and personal.
12:09...are the secrets the victim left behind.
12:11Stomach contents.
12:12Look what's at the bottom.
12:14Their last case will be their biggest.
12:16I see a pattern of you withholding critical information.
12:19I don't remember asking your opinion.
12:21I see a pattern of you withholding critical information.
12:24I don't remember asking your opinion.
12:26CSI Miami, the season finale, CBS Monday.
12:29Monday, Dave's All New with Nicole Kidman.
12:31Plus, a special top ten with the cast of The Sopranos and music from Avril Lavigne.
12:36Dave's All New all this week.
12:37Now, your local news.
12:39Next on 11 News, God and gays.
12:42Methodist leaders are about to announce whether it's a religious crime for a minister to marry members of the same sex.
12:49Also tonight, riots in Reno.
12:50Channel 6 News, a boat accident sends its passengers overboard and one man is still missing.
12:54A live report is next.
12:57A somber tribute to the astronauts of the space shuttle Challenger.
13:01And a twin girl fights for her life after being surgically separated from her sister.
13:06Channel 6 News begins right now.
13:14Thursday, a scorching Las Vegas day.
13:16What's inside this car?
13:17Help!
13:18CSI, feeling the heat.
13:20I don't get people.
13:21And a child prodigy disappears.
13:23Why would anyone want to take my daughter? Why?
13:26There's hope of finding her, but the clock is ticking.
13:28I don't have time to zoom around anymore.
13:30Two hours of Without a Trace in CSI Thursday.
13:37CBS Thursday will keep you guessing.
13:39With Golden Globe nominees William Peterson of CSI and Anthony LaPaglia of Without a Trace.
13:45First, it's Without a Trace at a special time.
13:47Then, on a scorching Las Vegas day, what's inside this car?
13:50Help!
13:51As CSI, feeling the heat.
13:53I don't get people.
13:54And a child prodigy disappears.
13:57Why would anyone want to take my daughter? Why?
13:59There's hope of finding her, but the clock is ticking.
14:02I don't have time to zoom around anymore.
14:03Two hours of Without a Trace in CSI Thursday.
14:06Comes Regis Philbin, Claire Danes, Renee Russo, Shaquille O'Neal and Hugh Grant.
14:10It's all new all week. Now your local news.
14:14And coming up next here on 9 News, Mayor Tom Ed McHugh and several Metro Council members go to Dallas tomorrow hoping to save you some money.
14:20We'll have details coming up.
14:22And something this young lady has said has gotten her kicked out of her high school.
14:27The news is next.