Curious Oliver 2

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00:01:00Good morning, George.
00:01:24Thank you, George.
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00:02:11Hey! The comics are good today, George.
00:02:16Okay, I'll put it on your tab. Enjoy!
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00:03:49Okay, okay. Now I'm awake.
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00:03:587.45? Oh no! I'm late!
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00:04:17Sorry, George. I don't have time for the paper today.
00:04:20I'm late for my meeting with Mr. Bloomsbury.
00:04:22Wish me luck!
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00:04:54Oh!
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00:04:59Since you announced your retirement, I've been thinking.
00:05:02And well, I've put together 50 reasons, 35 sub-reasons,
00:05:06and a handful of compelling arguments why, of all the candidates to replace you, I should...
00:05:11Ed!
00:05:13You're not one of the candidates.
00:05:17Oh. Oh. Thanks for seeing me, sir.
00:05:21You're the only candidate.
00:05:24I am?
00:05:25Yes.
00:05:27I couldn't imagine leaving the Bloomsbury Museum in the hands of anybody else.
00:05:31Not even Junior Bloomsbury?
00:05:33My son! Oh, heavens no! He has other ambitions.
00:05:40You've earned this, Ted.
00:05:44Me? A museum director? Wow!
00:05:48And all you've got to do is get approved by the board of directors at their annual meeting next week.
00:05:52The board of directors? But they're powerful, intimidating men!
00:05:57With mustaches! And male pattern baldness.
00:06:02Relax, Ted. They're just as scared of you as you are of them.
00:06:06Really?
00:06:07Absolutely.
00:06:10No, wait, that's bears.
00:06:12Anyway, just tell the board your vision for the museum.
00:06:15Make them believe in you.
00:06:17Inspire them.
00:06:23Huh? Huh? Oh. Oh.
00:06:28Okay. Sure, I can do that.
00:06:39Ted, all of your hard work is finally paying off.
00:06:42And I'm very proud of you.
00:06:44But even future museum directors need to take a little time off.
00:06:50But I've only got one week to put together my whole priorities for the future presentation.
00:06:55Most people only talk about the future.
00:06:57Not me. I put it in a binder.
00:07:03Oh, hi, George.
00:07:09What?
00:07:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:07:18You want to see the elephant?
00:07:23Sorry, George, not today.
00:07:26I gotta pick the colors for my bar graphs.
00:07:30Today I'm thinking earth tones.
00:07:33Um, has anybody seen my bar graphs?
00:07:36Bar graphs?
00:07:39Hey, that's a good color.
00:07:42Ted, all this important stuff isn't the most important stuff.
00:07:48You need to think about your loved ones.
00:07:51You mean George? I think of him all the time.
00:07:55Those aren't toys, George.
00:07:58See? Just thought of him again.
00:08:01Ted, the people you really care about and who care about you need your attention now.
00:08:09Or there may not be a later. Do you understand?
00:08:16Sure I understand. I do.
00:08:23Hey, George, pack your smile. We're going to see the elephant.
00:08:27See? I totally caught your drift. We are so in sync.
00:08:32See you later, Maggie.
00:08:38Hey, you want to come too?
00:08:57Peculiar?
00:09:06Ladies and gentlemen, direct your eyes to the center stage as we present, direct from London, that's in England, the great Piccadilly!
00:09:17Oh, thank you, thank you.
00:09:20I shall endeavor to amuse you with prestidigitation, mesmerization, legendemain, and other large words.
00:09:33Ah, Tina, my lovely assistant.
00:09:36If you would kindly step into the enchanted cabinet.
00:09:41Behold, the insupposable metamorphosis of woman into waterfowl.
00:09:55Surprise!
00:09:56Waterfowl!
00:10:03Surprise!
00:10:09What an outstanding wonder, hitherto unseen by civilized man.
00:10:27Now, gentlemen, does anyone here like blowing bubbles?
00:10:34Well, next time, try this.
00:10:46Kayla, the two-tongued juggling pachyderm.
00:10:50Kayla, the two-tongued juggling pachyderm.
00:11:21Oh, Kayla, there's no spunk in your trunk, no pep in your proboscis.
00:11:34And no cause for alarm. Elephants do not forget, but sometimes they do get stage fright.
00:11:43Now, for the next trick, I require a volunteer from the audience.
00:11:48Ted.
00:11:50Oh, oh, right.
00:11:53Yes, you, sir. The man with the...
00:11:58Um, me?
00:12:01Please, sir, join us on stage.
00:12:05Oh, gee, I have a bad case of stage fright.
00:12:09Try, try.
00:12:11Obviously.
00:12:14Go, go on. It'll be fun.
00:12:17Fun?
00:12:18Push, push.
00:12:20I'm good. I'm fine.
00:12:22Heavens, what a fluorescent...
00:12:26May I?
00:12:29Oh, trust me.
00:12:40Sir, I'd like you to help me make this elephant vanish.
00:12:45Vanish?
00:12:47All you have to do is say the magic words, pachydermatous vamoosicus.
00:12:53Pachydermatous whaticus?
00:12:56Close enough.
00:13:02Thank you. Thank you.
00:13:05I'm sure you wish this would work on the mother-in-law.
00:13:09George, it's just a trick.
00:13:12No problem. I'll deal with the jiggy.
00:13:16Oh, boy.
00:13:23George!
00:13:26Come here!
00:13:31Oopsie.
00:13:42Yours?
00:13:43Yeah, he's a tad curious, that's all.
00:13:46His name's George.
00:13:50Come out, curious George.
00:14:08Thank you.
00:14:14Ooh!
00:14:16Obnoxious! Would you mind awfully if I save my own skin?
00:14:43Hmm.
00:15:14I want to be the boat.
00:15:17No, I want to be the ocean.
00:15:20Where all we do is float under the sun on the rolling sea.
00:15:26Whoa, I want to be the sunshine.
00:15:29No, I want to be the moonshine.
00:15:32I want to be the nighttime lullaby when you're so afraid.
00:15:38And I think I found a way to say hello.
00:15:41So don't smile on your lonely face.
00:15:44I think I found a way, a way to break down all the walls.
00:15:51I think I found a way to say, I think I found a way to say hello.
00:15:57I think I found a way to say, I think I found a way to say hello.
00:16:02I had to go, I think I found a way
00:16:06Without saying anything at all
00:16:32Haha!
00:16:40Kayla?
00:16:43Kayla?
00:16:44Kayla?
00:16:46Boom!
00:16:48Security!
00:17:02Are you stupid?
00:17:11You think this innocent act of yours is fooling anyone, huh?
00:17:15You can go, for now
00:17:18If you feel like coming clean, contact me, Den-O-Wolf, head of security
00:17:24Hey, uh, boss, I'm no expert, but I can't help but notice that none of these people has an elephant-sized bulge underneath their coats
00:17:34I suppose, Miss Fisher, you think that's clever
00:17:37But take away the elephant's water weight, and you're left with 25 pounds of minerals
00:17:43You think someone dehydrated the elephant?
00:17:47A crime-stuffer never rules out a possibility
00:17:50Next!
00:17:52I suggest no sudden moves, he's high-strung
00:17:56Ah, yes, the man with the mischievous...
00:18:01Not mischievous, just curious
00:18:04Where is he, anyway?
00:18:06Well, believe it or not, George has gone missing, too
00:18:09Really?
00:18:11It's not that strange, he probably wandered off, he does it all the time
00:18:16You know, maybe Kayla wandered off with George
00:18:19So, that's your story? Your mom did it?
00:18:23No, what?
00:18:25Ticklish, okay
00:18:27You know, I bet they're just out having fun
00:18:30Fun? Kidnapping is fun to you? I suppose murder's just a party, then, huh?
00:18:36Murder?
00:18:38International espionage? Just another day at the beach?
00:18:40No, no, no beach
00:18:42Ah!
00:18:46Listen, old man, I've got my eye on you
00:18:50Don't leave town
00:18:52He never does
00:18:56The local police claim a lost elephant is not their problem
00:19:02Does it matter? I've made it mine
00:19:05I will find your hippo
00:19:08Elephant
00:19:09Oh, elephant
00:19:11Sorry
00:19:13Baby elephant, alone, in the big city
00:19:17She must be terrified
00:19:32Tchaikovsky
00:19:39Oh
00:20:09Tchaikovsky
00:20:40Oh
00:20:42Ah!
00:20:44And it was here that this nightmare scenario first began
00:20:49Even the great Piccadilly, who makes his living causing things to vanish
00:20:54Is unable to explain this apparent sleight of hand
00:20:58The magician acquired the elephant a few months ago
00:21:01Kayla is seen here with
00:21:03Just a playful little elephant with no idea of the heart-rending drama that lies ahead of her
00:21:09The elephant's original home was this animal park in California
00:21:15Now animal lovers across the country can only wait and wonder what will become of her
00:21:21Ah!
00:21:23George!
00:21:25Ah!
00:21:27Ah!
00:21:28Ah!
00:21:31George, when I said no guests over without permission
00:21:35I am pretty sure that included elephants
00:21:38This is Harkanson
00:21:40What were you thinking?
00:21:42Ah!
00:21:44Peanuts, yes
00:21:47Yes, of course
00:21:49Makes total sense
00:21:51Well, I better call Mr. Piccadilly and tell him
00:21:59Thank you for calling the Metropolitan Theater
00:22:02To continue this call in Spanish, press 1
00:22:06For Chinese, press 2
00:22:08For Klingon, press cha
00:22:11For a schedule of upcoming events, press 1
00:22:15For a map, press 2
00:22:20You've reached customer service
00:22:22Finally!
00:22:24Our office hours are weekdays from 10 to 6
00:22:26Please call back then
00:22:28Oh!
00:22:33Come on, George
00:22:35We've got to take Caleb back home
00:22:38Ah!
00:22:41Oh
00:22:57Meet anyone, I'll do the talking
00:23:00Not sure what I'll say
00:23:02Any story that begins with my name, he and I, is trouble
00:23:04Mr. Piccadilly, how does this unexplained, mysterious, near disastrous ton of events
00:23:10Hey, look!
00:23:12I've been imitated by idiots, pilloried by critics, and walked out on by philistines
00:23:19But stealing a man's elephant
00:23:24That's just not done
00:23:26Kayla is not only the star of my show
00:23:29She's family
00:23:30Family
00:23:33Like an elephant could just walk away and no one would notice
00:23:36Tragedy and intrigue
00:23:38Tonight, a special report on the elephant kidnap
00:23:41George?
00:23:42Kayla?
00:23:43This is Hark Hansen on the elephant hunt
00:23:55George, no!
00:24:01Ah-hah!
00:24:05Ooh!
00:24:09Oh!
00:24:11Ah!
00:24:12Where the cold nights rest where I belong
00:24:17Where the days are short and the nights are long
00:24:23Where they walk, and I walk
00:24:26They twist, and I twist
00:24:28They shimmy, and I'll shimmy
00:24:31They fly, and I'll fly
00:24:34Where they're out there having fun
00:24:37If it won't care for you, son
00:24:40Well, don't I rest out on the coast
00:24:45Ah!
00:24:47Typical, my list just says trunk
00:24:50Who knew there'd be an elephant attached?
00:24:53Well, the boxcar's empty
00:24:56Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
00:25:19George, what are you doing here?
00:25:22Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
00:25:24Oh, yeah!
00:25:27Yeah, I know Kayla's an elephant
00:25:29She has to go home
00:25:31Ooh!
00:25:32Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:25:34And so do we
00:25:35I have a big presentation to prepare
00:25:37And I haven't even begun to alphabetize
00:25:41Uh-oh
00:25:43Ha-ha
00:25:44Okay, I'm putting my foot down, young
00:25:48Huh?
00:25:50All aboard!
00:25:51So, get out of this car right now.
00:25:53There is no way we're riding a train tonight.
00:25:57Nuh-uh.
00:26:02No! No! No! No! Wait! Wait!
00:26:22Oh my gosh, there are no seatbelts.
00:26:28Well, we're trapped.
00:26:33Ah, great.
00:26:35I've gone from museum director to boxcar hobo.
00:26:40And look at my priorities.
00:26:42My poor, beautiful priorities.
00:26:46Does anybody see my pie charts?
00:26:51Ah.
00:26:55Never mind, I'll just recreate them.
00:27:04Wait, I have my phone.
00:27:07No! No signal.
00:27:09Come on, baby, give me some signal.
00:27:11Papa needs a new pair of bars.
00:27:13Come on, come on, come on.
00:27:15Wait, now there's two.
00:27:18Now there's three.
00:27:21Now there's none.
00:27:40George, you're in my light.
00:27:45You've seen the moon before?
00:27:51Huh, bird.
00:27:53Oh, flying.
00:27:55No, no, the moon isn't flying.
00:28:05Oh, I see.
00:28:08Well, actually, that's an interesting illusion.
00:28:11See, the moon is far away and the trees are close.
00:28:15So, we get a parallax effect where it's...
00:28:20Or, sometimes the man on the moon looks down,
00:28:24sees a little monkey he likes,
00:28:26and follows him.
00:28:31Why don't you say goodnight to the moon and go sleep with Kayla?
00:28:36Goodnight, George.
00:28:51Come on in. We're all set up.
00:28:54Brilliant. Extraordinary.
00:28:57Impressive array.
00:29:01Do they do anything?
00:29:03Yeah. We've got security tapes,
00:29:06satellite tracking, thermal vision,
00:29:08wiretaps, fingerprint databases,
00:29:11spectral and DNA analysis,
00:29:13and, um, the theta organ.
00:29:16This was the only room available onshore.
00:29:18This was the only room available onshore, notice.
00:29:21But not to worry. Stand back and behold
00:29:24the future of crime-stuffing.
00:29:36Uh, you forgot to plug in the future.
00:29:39Whoops.
00:29:48Oh, spot on, Mr. Wolf.
00:30:19Ah.
00:30:40Thank you for calling the Metropolitan Theatre.
00:30:43For Spanish, press one.
00:30:45For Chinese, press two.
00:30:47For English, press three.
00:30:49For Chinese, press four.
00:30:51For Chinese, press five.
00:31:17Ah.
00:31:23Ah!
00:31:25No. Oh, Kayla.
00:31:27George.
00:31:29Train.
00:31:31Right.
00:31:36Wow. The Gateway Arch.
00:31:39This is St. Louis.
00:31:41When the train stops, we can yell for someone to let us out.
00:31:44We're going home!
00:31:48That was St. Louis.
00:31:54Okay. Okay.
00:31:57I'm not gonna freak out.
00:31:59My cell phone should work here.
00:32:01But it has a dead battery.
00:32:04D'oh!
00:32:06Um, Kayla, George, cover your ears.
00:32:09Okay.
00:32:12No! I'm freaking out!
00:32:21Miss Fisher, you should hear this.
00:32:23It came into the call center as Chinese.
00:32:25Get a translator.
00:32:27Listen.
00:32:29Don't be silly.
00:32:31Don't speak Chinese.
00:32:33Beginning voice recognition.
00:32:37We have a voice-print match.
00:32:40It's amazing.
00:32:42Your powers of observation are dizzying.
00:32:45Oh, dizzying. I like that.
00:32:48Yes, thank you, Miss Fisher.
00:32:50Hmm.
00:32:52There's no signal from the phone.
00:32:54Let's review.
00:32:57Why would a Chinese-speaking person make a phone call,
00:33:00then disable the phone?
00:33:02Why would a Chinese-speaking person make a phone call,
00:33:04then disable the phone?
00:33:06Answer, because he's taunting us.
00:33:08Miss Fisher, this may be the most devious phone call ever.
00:33:20George!
00:33:22What are you doing?
00:33:25This is my presentation to the board.
00:33:31I have to find a way out of here!
00:33:39Just another inch.
00:33:46The handle's too far.
00:33:50I'm sorry I yelled at you.
00:33:55It's just that these three little rings hold my entire career.
00:34:00My whole future is all in this binder.
00:34:04So, just be more careful, okay?
00:34:15Oh, boy!
00:34:25I'm okay.
00:34:27I'm okay!
00:34:29I'll catch up with you, George!
00:34:31Promise!
00:34:55You've got to stop the California Express.
00:34:59Are you talking to me?
00:35:01Yes!
00:35:03No, siree, the CE don't stop for nothing.
00:35:06For nobody, no one.
00:35:09Except for fuel and Grand Junction.
00:35:12Listen, we're talking a genuine emergency here.
00:35:16An elephant and all my priorities are trapped in a boxcar headed to California.
00:35:20But I was bushwhacked, literally, and fell off the train and...
00:35:24And you hit your head, I reckon.
00:35:27Well, yes!
00:35:30But I...
00:35:34Never mind.
00:35:36My cell phone is dead.
00:35:39I need to make a call.
00:35:45I'll bet you do.
00:35:46Well, I figure I can charge your phone.
00:35:49Well, you're gonna have to call your mother outside.
00:35:55First, I'll call Piccadilly.
00:35:57Then, I'll catch up with the train.
00:36:04You're saying my elephant was kidnapped by a...
00:36:09I suppose he wants twenty pounds in unmarked bananas.
00:36:14Don't be fooled.
00:36:16I can read a criminal face.
00:36:18That... is a lifetime offender.
00:36:21Probably started off kidnapping squirrels.
00:36:24That's the gateway animal.
00:36:26For English, press 99.
00:36:29Come on, I'm running out of change.
00:36:38Pilford Pachyderm Unit.
00:36:40Can I help you?
00:36:42Hi, I have your elephant.
00:36:45It's the kidnapper.
00:36:51First, I want you to know she's okay.
00:36:53Second...
00:36:58I need more money.
00:37:00What do they want?
00:37:01You need money?
00:37:02Yes.
00:37:04But your elephant is fine.
00:37:06Just fine.
00:37:08Last...
00:37:10Can I just...
00:37:14I need that money!
00:37:18Oh, nuts.
00:37:22Look, I'll talk fast.
00:37:23We'll be home soon and everything is gonna be fine.
00:37:27Well, at least I got that covered.
00:37:30It's a kidnapping, alright.
00:37:32But that was no...
00:37:35Nobody can fool you, Crimestuffer Wolf.
00:37:39The situation is worse than I thought.
00:37:42Our man has an accomplice.
00:37:45Oh, my poor Kayla.
00:37:47I suspect this man.
00:37:51Blimey, I would never have believed it.
00:37:55That's because you haven't taken the online Crimestuffer correspondence course.
00:38:00I have.
00:38:02It's true what they say.
00:38:04You don't appreciate your elephant till she's gone.
00:38:08You must get Kayla back.
00:38:13Gotcha.
00:38:14The call came from a payphone in Humbleton, Colorado.
00:38:18No taxi, no bus, no car for rent?
00:38:21Well, let me see.
00:38:22Would you like the Bentley or the Lamborghini?
00:38:26Don't you have any form of transportation?
00:38:29Just my bike.
00:38:33Help!
00:38:34Help!
00:38:50Hello.
00:39:02Hello.
00:39:33Ah.
00:39:59Ah.
00:40:00Ah.
00:40:25George!
00:40:26George!
00:40:28I'm going to go up to the front and get them to stop the train!
00:40:44Oh, no!
00:40:48No!
00:40:56Oh.
00:41:17No one has ever been happier to see his...
00:41:23...and elephant.
00:41:25Thanks, Kayla.
00:41:28I missed you, too.
00:41:36Thank you for calling the Metropolitan Theater.
00:41:40Pick up, pick up.
00:41:41Security.
00:41:43ETA, Miss Fisher?
00:41:44Ten minutes closer than the last time you asked me.
00:41:49Coffee much, Miss Fisher?
00:41:54Oh, hang on.
00:41:55We're picking up the cell phone signal again
00:41:57from the same coordinates as the payphone.
00:42:00Bingo!
00:42:01I've got the corner.
00:42:13Freeze!
00:42:18Horse feathers.
00:42:20Look what you did.
00:42:22What are you doing with that phone?
00:42:25Nothing.
00:42:26Now that you made me break it...
00:42:29I mean, where did you get it?
00:42:32From some guy.
00:42:34Is this the man?
00:42:38Hard to say.
00:42:44How about now?
00:42:45Yep, that's him.
00:42:47Strange fella.
00:42:48He was chasing after the California Express.
00:42:51Oh.
00:42:52And where is that train going?
00:42:56California.
00:42:58But she does stop in Grand Junction.
00:43:01Really?
00:43:03You're always one step ahead of me.
00:43:06But I'm on to you now.
00:43:08And I'm closing in.
00:43:11Mister, are you talking to that picture?
00:43:15I've got a train to catch.
00:43:19Whoa!
00:43:25Hey, she's getting good.
00:43:29You guys been practicing?
00:43:32Oh, sure.
00:43:33Kayla can probably handle one more.
00:43:35Right, Kayla?
00:43:41George!
00:43:49My binder!
00:44:00Say, we're picking up speed.
00:44:06Taking the long way home
00:44:10We're adventure bound
00:44:14Racing the great unknown
00:44:19So adventure bound
00:44:23Hold on, here we go
00:44:26Adventure bound, I know we're close
00:44:31Hold on, here we go
00:44:34Adventure bound and on a roll
00:44:38Adventure bound and on a roll
00:44:49So hold on, here we go
00:44:53Adventure bound, I know we're close
00:44:58Hold on, here we go
00:45:01Adventure bound and on a roll
00:45:04Adventure bound and on a roll
00:45:17Well, that was a...
00:45:21I may need some time to process that.
00:45:25So hold on, here we go
00:45:35You get the elephant.
00:45:41Or mine.
00:45:50Well, what do you know?
00:45:52Fourteen minutes early.
00:45:56Kano Wolf Security!
00:45:58Where's the elephant?
00:46:05Where's the rest of my train?
00:46:10I don't know what's worse.
00:46:12Blowing my career or having a blister on my toe the size of Texas.
00:46:17Okay, Rhode Island.
00:46:18Come on, guys, stop goofing around.
00:46:21Seriously, if you're not careful...
00:46:26That might happen.
00:46:35Hey!
00:46:47You think that's funny?
00:46:48You could have really gotten hurt.
00:46:50We should be looking for a road and instead you're...
00:46:54George, you found a road.
00:46:57Oh.
00:46:58Okay, a road.
00:47:01We just catch a ride east and we are on our way.
00:47:14Okay, this is going to be hard.
00:47:19Or not.
00:47:30As part of our round-the-clock elephant napping special coverage,
00:47:34I'm pleased to have the great Piccadilly, the traumatized victim.
00:47:39These past 24 hours have been hard on all of us,
00:47:43though perhaps even more so for you.
00:47:46Your naked suffering is on display before a watching, waiting world
00:47:50while you wonder who's made off with your elephant.
00:47:53I mean, here you are, powerless, while your elephant is in the hands of,
00:47:57Well, who knows?
00:47:58Who knows?
00:48:00I know.
00:48:02It's these two.
00:48:20America is mad. Let's hear you speak out.
00:48:24What kind of monster would take an elephant?
00:48:28Elephant stealers should go to jail for like a million years.
00:48:33I know, Ted. He's a good man.
00:48:36There must be some explanation.
00:48:44You know, despite everything, it's been kind of nice getting away.
00:48:49Still, it'll be good to get back to civil...
00:48:52California's best?
00:48:54Avocados?
00:48:56Surfers?
00:48:58We're in California!
00:49:10Why didn't someone tell me we were going in the wrong direction?
00:49:14Aren't animals supposed to be able to fly?
00:49:17Aren't animals supposed to have instincts about this stuff?
00:49:29Welcome back to The Network News with Hark Hansen.
00:49:32It's time to hear what the suspected elephant napper's employer has to say.
00:49:37I don't understand it.
00:49:39Ted's the most honest man I know.
00:49:41He once walked three miles to return change to a customer.
00:49:45Wait, that was Abraham Lincoln.
00:49:48Well, thank you, Mr. Bloomsbury.
00:49:55Come on. Kick it in.
00:49:58Ooh, that just makes me so mad. Every time I turn around, it's just...
00:50:05Hey there. Can we help?
00:50:07We?
00:50:11Is that an elephant?
00:50:15Well, I'll be.
00:50:17Is that a...
00:50:19That's George.
00:50:21That's Anna.
00:50:23Any way I can thank you, mister?
00:50:26Well, can I use your phone?
00:50:29I guess she's about two tons. That's right, and I'll have to pay you later.
00:50:34I left town unexpectedly.
00:50:36Well, it's a long story.
00:50:38We're way off course.
00:50:40Back north!
00:50:42Almost back on track.
00:50:44If only we could get a little more power.
00:50:46Well, the good news is, I found a freight company that will ship Kayla back home.
00:50:51The bad news is, they charge by the pound.
00:50:54And they can't come until tomorrow.
00:50:56Well, then it looks like we've got houseguests.
00:50:59Hooray!
00:51:11They're having a pretty good time.
00:51:13Whichever way the wind blows, I guess it's not off course.
00:51:17As long as you're with your friends.
00:51:19That's my girl.
00:51:23Seems like it's your turn, Ted.
00:51:25Me? Oh, no.
00:51:27Jumping into hell from a great height is not my idea of...
00:51:32Jumping into hell from a great height is not my idea of...
00:51:42Hey, that wasn't so bad.
00:51:47Okay, I could've lived without that, though.
00:52:03Go, go, go!
00:52:23Oh, God!
00:52:32I'm alive.
00:52:34Just long enough for changing up the scenery
00:52:38to where we really want to be.
00:52:41Everything is fine.
00:52:43One step at a time to find our way
00:52:47to the heart of the day.
00:52:49George, those are dirty.
00:52:51They should be washed and sanitized and pasteurized and...
00:52:56These are amazing.
00:52:58It's like there's a party in my mouth.
00:53:01We're jumping out of time.
00:53:04We're running with the wind, but there's no finish line.
00:53:09We're getting lost along the way and everything is fine.
00:53:13Just step outside ourselves and suddenly we see
00:53:17this is where we ought to be.
00:53:20Everything is fine.
00:53:22Just taking one step at a time
00:53:25to notice life along the way.
00:53:29Hey, everything is fine.
00:53:32One step at a time to find our way
00:53:36to the heart of the day.
00:53:55Everything is fine.
00:53:57Just taking one step at a time
00:54:00to notice life along the way.
00:54:04Hey, everything is fine.
00:54:07One step at a time to find our way
00:54:11to the heart of the day.
00:54:23I haven't had this much fun since...
00:54:25Well, probably the week I first met George.
00:54:28Remember?
00:54:32Yes.
00:54:34Peek-a-boo.
00:54:35Chased by a rhino.
00:54:37Bitten by giant bugs.
00:54:41Good times.
00:54:42The paper's here.
00:54:46George loves the comics.
00:54:48Be my guest.
00:54:52Oh, my gosh.
00:54:53Look.
00:54:54They've got a story about Kayla.
00:54:56California Animal Park.
00:54:58Kayla came from the California Animal Park?
00:55:03And these other elephants are her...
00:55:10Wow.
00:55:12You knew all that before, didn't you, George?
00:55:16That's why you brought us to California.
00:55:19So Kayla could see her family.
00:55:23Ah, ah, ah.
00:55:28Hey, look.
00:55:29They've got a picture of you and George, too.
00:55:33Huh?
00:55:34Elephant nappers at large?
00:55:36What?
00:55:37That's impossible.
00:55:39I called. It was taken care of.
00:55:47Mr. Bloomsbury?
00:55:48Ted?
00:55:49Where are you?
00:55:51People think you stole an elephant.
00:55:53I know. It's crazy.
00:55:59Well, it's a little crazy.
00:56:01The museum's swarming with people.
00:56:04Everyone's looking for you.
00:56:06For me?
00:56:07And George.
00:56:08It's all over the news.
00:56:10But... but I called.
00:56:13Oh.
00:56:14Do you think this will affect the board's decision?
00:56:16Forget the board.
00:56:17You may go to jail.
00:56:19Jail?
00:56:22Oh.
00:56:27Oh.
00:56:28I got you.
00:56:30Listen, Mr. Bloomsbury.
00:56:31I'll get this all straightened out.
00:56:33We'll be home tomorrow.
00:56:34I promise.
00:56:39So you're not taking Kayla to see her family?
00:56:44I never was.
00:56:45I can't.
00:56:52I'm sorry, George.
00:57:00George.
00:57:01Listen to me, okay?
00:57:02I know you want Kayla to see her family, but...
00:57:05Mr. Piccadilly has been looking for her and wants her back.
00:57:11No, George.
00:57:12We're in big trouble.
00:57:13The big legal go-directly-to-jail-do-not-pass-go kind.
00:57:17Don't you understand?
00:57:22I...
00:57:23I know you didn't mean to get us into this mess, but...
00:57:27you have.
00:57:28And it ends now.
00:57:41Look, I'm sorry.
00:57:43I just don't have any other choice.
00:57:51Still friends?
00:57:59Come on, Anna.
00:58:01Let's get ready for bed.
00:58:03Okay.
00:58:06Wait, wait!
00:58:08I think you've helped enough.
00:58:21So let your troubles roll by.
00:58:51He fears the dream will freeze if it's left alone in the cold
00:58:55Where does the time go?
00:58:57He plays it safe, he's in slow motion
00:59:00To keep in touch with the lost emotion
00:59:22The End
00:59:35Morning, Ted.
00:59:36Sleep well?
00:59:37Not a wink.
00:59:39Do you suppose they'll let me keep my ass in prison?
00:59:42Hang in there, Ted.
00:59:44I figure this mess will get straightened out.
00:59:47You think?
00:59:48But then what?
00:59:50The museum is going to hire a famous fugitive from justice as their director.
00:59:55You sure do worry a lot.
00:59:57Well, let's see...
00:59:59I'm wanted in 24 states, I'm hated in all 50
01:00:02My career's down the toilet
01:00:03And George and I will end up on the streets with a tin cup playing hurdy-gurdy.
01:00:07You bet I'm worried!
01:00:09Yep, guess you're right.
01:00:11Can't get any worse than that.
01:00:14Right.
01:00:21Hmm...
01:00:33Yeah, can't get any worse.
01:00:36Guess not.
01:00:42Wait up!
01:00:44So, what am I worried about?
01:00:49Come on, George!
01:00:50Come on, Kayla!
01:00:51If we're going to make it to the animal park, we'd better get moving!
01:00:54Yay!
01:00:56Why not?
01:00:57If things can't get any worse, they can only get better, right?
01:01:02So let's have an elephant family reunion!
01:01:08Oh, okay, okay, I'm happy to help.
01:01:11Oh, okay, okay, I'm happy to help.
01:01:13I'm happy.
01:01:14The park's just beyond the Golden Gate Bridge.
01:01:22This ain't good.
01:01:29Nobody move.
01:01:30Mr. Wolf, I'm so glad you're here.
01:01:33Finally, we can clear this up.
01:01:35I told you not to leave town.
01:01:37I tried not to, believe me.
01:01:40You know, it's a funny story, really.
01:01:42Don't worry, Kayla.
01:01:44Dan-O-Wolf is in charge now.
01:01:49Out of my way.
01:01:53Leave him alone.
01:01:55Go ahead.
01:01:56I've taken an eight-week internet course in karate.
01:02:00No!
01:02:01Hang on, Anna.
01:02:04No!
01:02:08Oh, please, that'll train him.
01:02:14Kylen, do something!
01:02:21That's them there, boss.
01:02:34Hey!
01:02:39You're all in my custody now.
01:02:42Don't make me come out of this barrel.
01:02:45Sorry, Mr. Wolf, I made a promise to my...
01:02:48I'm taking Kayla to see her family.
01:02:54Oh, my backup.
01:02:57You have to hide, now!
01:03:03I've got an idea. Come on.
01:03:34California Animal Park, next left.
01:03:37Great!
01:03:41Kayla, look out!
01:03:44Oh, no!
01:03:56It's a trap.
01:03:58Kayla, get out of that hole.
01:04:01Oh, my God!
01:04:03They've captured her.
01:04:05We have to save her.
01:04:07I don't believe it.
01:04:09We're all trapped here.
01:04:12Come on George. Hi folks, here is your complimentary mop.
01:04:22Apparently she knows the way.
01:04:31That's gonna cost us.
01:04:42She sure was homesick.
01:05:10You know, coming here was a good idea, George.
01:05:15It was all worth it for this.
01:05:18Okay, I could have lived without the driving off a cliff.
01:05:20But I had the best time of my life.
01:05:24Thanks to you, George.
01:05:31Broke elephant. Stop her.
01:05:34No, no, she's harmless.
01:05:37Kayla, look out!
01:05:44Hey!
01:05:51Your crime spree ends here.
01:05:53You have the right to remain silent.
01:05:55Anything you say, chitter, can and will be used against you in a court of law.
01:06:07Well, we'll be on the ground soon.
01:06:22George, when we land, some policemen are going to come and...
01:06:27Well, I'm probably going to have to go away for a while.
01:06:33Don't worry. Maggie will take good care of you. I promise.
01:06:43I don't want to leave you either, pal.
01:06:49Aw, the elephant kidnappers are having a moment.
01:06:54Now I'm supposed to get all mushy and let you go.
01:06:58You see this? Not an ounce of mush.
01:07:02What do you want?
01:07:03Me? Nothing. I have everything I could ever possibly need.
01:07:08You, the elephant, even this.
01:07:14Would you like a nice yellow banana?
01:07:19If you can get it, it's yours.
01:07:25Stop that!
01:07:29There, there. Go ahead and eat.
01:07:37The man in the... can't hurt you now.
01:07:45What, what, what?
01:07:48You are a worthy opponent.
01:07:57You're going to have to do better than that to get the best of me.
01:08:00Dan O'Walker, apprentice PI.
01:08:08Nice going, George.
01:08:11We still need a plan. We've got to reach Piccadilly before the plane lands.
01:08:16Let him know this was just a big misunderstanding.
01:08:24What's that?
01:08:31Cargo door probably popped open... again.
01:08:34I'll secure it.
01:08:45After you jump, just...
01:08:52Stop!
01:09:04Easy now.
01:09:09Here goes!
01:09:24Gotcha!
01:09:41Mr. Wolf!
01:09:42Head of security.
01:09:43George, pull the ring beside you!
01:09:58I'm losing my grip here.
01:10:00Hang on just a bit longer.
01:10:07The plummet!
01:10:23I jumped from a plane without a parachute and survived!
01:10:27I am awesome!
01:10:36That was fun, wasn't it?
01:10:41Hey, can't see.
01:10:46Didn't think the whole no parachute thing through, huh?
01:10:49Come on, we've got to get to the theater, George.
01:10:53Oh no you don't!
01:11:01Wait for me!
01:11:18We must be under the stage.
01:11:25And now, for my final feat of magic, I shall produce from thin air...
01:11:32a waterfowl.
01:11:40Oh, who am I kidding? There's no such thing as magic.
01:11:47How it works is, there are a bunch of levers and pulleys and a dumb little button.
01:11:53You push it and...
01:12:02Kayla!
01:12:04Oh my, is it... is it you?
01:12:10It is magic!
01:12:16Oh, my beautiful Kayla.
01:12:23I have you now.
01:12:26Oh, guess who's back?
01:12:32Oh, makes it out of me.
01:12:54Oh boy, I'm late for the board meeting.
01:13:01Ladies and gentlemen, I am really dedicated to this museum, but...
01:13:06between going cross country with my...
01:13:09falling off a train, biking off a cliff and...
01:13:12leaping from an airplane with an elephant, well...
01:13:16you know what that's like.
01:13:19Maybe not.
01:13:21It's just...
01:13:23I got my priorities all mixed up.
01:13:28Or...
01:13:31maybe they were mixed up before.
01:13:35Because I've learned more from one little...
01:13:38than I ever figured out from all my multicolored pie charts.
01:13:45This is what matters.
01:13:48Families, friends, loved ones.
01:13:53People coming together.
01:13:56It's my top priority, and it should be this museum's.
01:13:59We'll sponsor living history days.
01:14:01Young, old, father, son.
01:14:04All for one, one for all days.
01:14:07We'll share our past, our present, our hopes, plans and dreams.
01:14:16Also, I have a few ideas for some cafeteria specials.
01:14:24Oh, little one.
01:14:26Congratulations, Mr. Director.
01:14:30Thank you, Mr. Bloomsbury. Thank you very much.
01:14:35But I owe it all to George.
01:14:40Oh, yeah!
01:14:44Whoa! Hang on, George!
01:14:57Live a life that's ordinary.
01:15:00Live a life that's ordinary with me.
01:15:04Well, look at that!
01:15:06Oh, my goodness!
01:15:07Live a life that's sedentary.
01:15:09Live a life that looks merry with me.
01:15:13Hey!
01:15:17Cheers!
01:15:19You're here!
01:15:20All of us.
01:15:22Are you visiting?
01:15:24Visiting?
01:15:25They've joined my act.
01:15:27Now Kayla has her family,
01:15:29and my act has seven times the magic.
01:15:33So race along with me.
01:15:35Let's build our curiosity.
01:15:39We'll search around to find something different every time.
01:15:43We'll look inside the day.
01:15:45One look is all it really takes
01:15:48to live and learn and grow
01:15:50along every path we go.
01:15:52The day you came into my life,
01:15:54well, it took the bones of me.
01:15:56Took the bones of me.
01:15:57You blew away my storm and strife.
01:15:59Well, shook the bones of me.
01:16:00Shook the bones of me.
01:16:02It's time to catch a ride
01:16:05into a certain grave
01:16:07to come along and we can leave today.
01:16:33And action!
01:16:39Walking in the sun,
01:16:42we think of all the places we have been.
01:16:48Just walking in the sun,
01:16:52we circle back to our family and our friends.
01:16:58The world is bright before your eyes and you know
01:17:04it's full of surprise.
01:17:06The world is curved,
01:17:08just take a turn and you know
01:17:12it's full of surprise.
01:17:14The world is round,
01:17:16and the further out we go,
01:17:20the one step closer.
01:17:29The one step closer.
01:17:43Everyone is here,
01:17:47a warm embrace if we should ever part.
01:17:53The worry disappears,
01:17:57it stays inside the grave's place of all.
01:18:03The world is bright before your eyes and you know
01:18:09it's full of surprise.
01:18:11The world is curved,
01:18:13just take a turn and you know
01:18:17it's full of surprise.
01:18:19The world is round,
01:18:21and the further out we go,
01:18:25the one step closer.
01:18:33The one step closer.
01:18:47Walking in the sun,
01:18:51we think of all the places left to go.
01:18:57But nothing else compares
01:19:00to our family and our friends that bring us home.
01:19:07The world is bright before your eyes and you know
01:19:13it's full of surprise.
01:19:15The world is curved,
01:19:17just take a turn and you know
01:19:21it's full of surprise.
01:19:23The world is round,
01:19:25and the further out we go,
01:19:29the one step closer.