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00:00This is Chandni, and this is the website from which Rajkumari was downloaded.
00:05In other words, Rajkumari's mother, Queen Padmavati of Najafgarh.
00:12But why did she come to Uday and Majnu's hotel?
00:18Hmm, so after leaving this place, we have to trap their boys.
00:22These are the boys.
00:23What?
00:25Look at his face, and don't look at his face.
00:30Mr. Gill has seen their hotel.
00:32It's a very big party.
00:34This time we will go as queens and you as princesses.
00:38Why?
00:40Rich people get loans very easily.
00:42Sometimes we will take loan from them, sometimes they will give us gifts.
00:46But mom, what if they follow me for marriage?
00:49Dear, I have not let my marriage happen till date.
00:52How will I let yours happen?
00:53Yes, but these look like very old rice.
00:56Will they cook?
00:58Dear, they won't cook, they will melt.
01:00They will melt.
01:01They are dying to get married.
01:05And after all, whose daughter are you?
01:08In two meetings, one will be Ranbir Kapoor and the other will be Shahid Kapoor.
01:13Mom, I don't like any wedding here.
01:19Will this ring work?
01:20Take it down.
01:21Life!
01:22Mr. Majnu, your heart is bigger than this ring.
01:25Mom!
01:27Brother!
01:31Why are you jumping like a horse?
01:33The thing is like this, brother.
01:34What happened?
01:35I have decided that I will get married.
01:38Congratulations!
01:40Me too.
01:41What are you talking to whom?
01:42To the princess.
01:43To the princess?
01:44Yes.
01:45But I love the princess.
01:48But that girl loves me.
01:51Really?
01:52Let's go and ask her whom she loves.
01:55Let's go.
01:57Madam, both the ATMs have come.
01:58After cutting the TDS.
01:59What?
02:00You love Uday and Majnu both?
02:03Dear, I am from the Najafgarh family.
02:06The hearts of the girls here beat for one person with difficulty.
02:10And yours?
02:11For two?
02:13What can I do, mom?
02:16When I close my eyes, I see Uday.
02:18When I open my eyes, I see Mr. Majnu.
02:20And the biggest thing is
02:22he is such a great actor.
02:25Take potatoes.
02:29Take onions.
02:33And the other thing is
02:35he is such a great painter.
02:39The day I pick up the brush,
02:41I don't pick up the gun.
02:45Then you tell me, mom.
02:49We are getting married.
02:50What?
02:52Dear, we are getting married.
02:53Not to buy a cylinder.
02:54The more, the better.
02:56I think you should let him decide.
03:02The one whose horoscope has more qualities
03:05will meet the princess.
03:06He will become the prince of Najafgarh.
03:08Wow.
03:10What a decision.
03:12Priest.
03:13Yes.
03:16Are the qualities decreasing?
03:18Even if it is decreasing,
03:20I will remove it from Mr. Majnu's horoscope.
03:22Do it.
03:23Otherwise, the spelling of gun and gun is the same.
03:26And I have that quality
03:28that I can shoot a gun anytime.
03:32My qualities are similar to the princess.
03:3438.
03:36The gun is 36.
03:38Yes, but the way you cut the pigeon,
03:40I was going to say 40.
03:42You got 36, not 40.
03:44Otherwise, the spelling of gun and dagger
03:46may not be the same.
03:48I will kill you with a dagger.
03:50Priest.
03:51Yes.
03:52I told you to check the horoscope.
03:53Not a dream.
03:54Yes.
03:55Pooja.
03:56Yes.
04:07Why are you angry?
04:08Are you angry with me?
04:10Why did you come here?
04:12I have a third class mother.
04:14And I want to meet her.
04:17Can we talk in person?
04:19Do it.
04:20I don't understand.
04:23Why did you grow a beard?
04:24You look like a kid.
04:26Your hairstyle is very good.
04:28This is not a style.
04:29Your hair fell down.
04:30Is it?
04:31I have a very good hair.
04:33I have a very good hair.
04:35I have a very good hair.
04:36I have a very good hair.
04:38I have a very good hair.
04:40I have a very good hair.
04:42I have a very good hair.
04:44Hey uncle.
04:46Why are you tensed?
04:48Manju.
04:49You know I am married twice.
04:51Actually I am married three times.
04:53Three.
04:54Three.
04:55The kids are hungry since morning.
04:57And father has had lunch three times.
04:59I have a daughter.
05:01Daughter.
05:03That means one more sister.
05:05Yes.
05:06Brother.
05:07People have mother and sister.
05:08But you are having father and sister.
05:10I don't trust my father.
05:12Today he is on.
05:13Tomorrow he will be off.
05:15Are you a father or fan?
05:16On off.
05:17What happened to you?
05:18Motor work got spoiled.
05:19Heart.
05:20Heart.
05:21I don't want to marry Sanjana like you.
05:23I want to have a good family with a boy.
05:25Give me some money.
05:26Give me some money.
05:27Give me some money.
05:28This is the only work left.
05:30You keep getting married.
05:32I will keep getting my sisters married.
05:34I don't have any sister.
05:36But I have a brother.
05:40I thought he will be happy to see me.
05:42He will hug me.
05:45I didn't know he will refuse to accept me like this.
05:48I used to think of my friends' brothers on every Rakshabandhan.
05:52I wish I had a brother.
05:55When I came to know today.
05:57I left my exams and came to meet you.
06:00I met you.
06:01I think I don't have the love of a brother.
06:04Why not?
06:06I am there.
06:08I also used to feel that I have a sister.
06:12I met her today.
06:15You are not hers. You are my sister.
06:17I will get you married.
06:18Majnu.
06:19Leave it brother.
06:21What is her fault in this?
06:23I want you to accept my mistake.
06:25Let's go.
06:37Uday.
06:38You are also an emotional rascal like me.
06:43It will be a Jeeva's visit.
06:46You will live a life like Brahmachari.
06:55Hey! Shankar Shetty, now you can get married for the fourth time.
07:05Now I can happily go back to India and give my exams.
07:08Now your happiness is not going to be doubled.
07:10You are going to get a sister-in-law.
07:11From my side.
07:12Or from my side.
07:13Only one of us is going to get married.
07:16This marriage can't happen.
07:19I mean till your sister gets married.
07:23But what does our marriage have to do with our sister's marriage?
07:26Yes, mother, in that...
07:27Dear, you are forgetting who we are.
07:29Who?
07:30Queen and princess of Najafgad.
07:34If a young sister and a princess stay in the house,
07:36and brother gets married,
07:37what will the people of Najafgad say?
07:39Yes, what will they say?
07:40No, I mean, from where will we find a boy so soon?
07:42What is the hurry? Find him easily.
07:44Neither your sister is in a hurry, nor us.
07:47But we are in a hurry.
07:49Look, whether you consider it our compulsion or condition,
07:52but we can't ignore our traditions and customs.
07:56Let's go, dear.
08:04Brother, don't shoot.
08:06Control, Uday.
08:07What control, Uday?
08:09From where will we find a decent boy from a good family?
08:12Brother!
08:21Today, I will kill you.
08:25Have you gone mad?
08:26When did you allow me to be normal?
08:28You had another marriage before our marriage.
08:31And you have a young son too.
08:33You hid this fact from me till today.
08:36I was going to tell you on the nuptial night.
08:38But you slept after drinking milk.
08:40I didn't sleep, I didn't die.
08:42You should have told me the next day when I was drinking tea.
08:44I have been trying till today.
08:46But you never gave me a chance to tell you.
08:48So I called a press conference to hear all this.
08:51You should be happy that you have a son too.
08:54My son?
08:55When I didn't vote in the elections, how did I become the Chief Minister?
09:01What will I do by killing you?
09:04You stay happy with your son.
09:06I will leave this world and go.
09:08Gungroo!
09:09Why will you punish yourself for what I did?
09:13You know that even after a lot of efforts,
09:16we didn't have a child here.
09:19You got a lot of uncles.
09:23But did you get a father?
09:26Daddy!
09:27Abba!
09:28I truly feel you are very lucky, Gungroo.
09:32Very few people are fortunate
09:35to have a young, ready-made son.
09:38No tension of going to school,
09:40no college,
09:42no donation.
09:44Direct son.
09:45And then,
09:46if you die tomorrow,
09:49who will give fire to the pyre?
09:52You will roam around like a ghost, Gungroo.
09:54Ghost!
09:55Son, if you give fire to the pyre,
09:57you will get salvation.
09:59This is not a son, Gungroo.
10:01This is a boon from God.
10:03Say something, Gungroo.
10:05Say something, Gungroo.
10:08Take me to my son.
10:12Take me to my son.
10:13Gungroo!