BARSTOOL BASKETBALL DOCUMENTARY SERIES | SEASON 2 EP. 3
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00:00I heard his plan is to play seven people and no one else for the rest of the season.
00:04Really?
00:05I heard this is what I'm hearing. I could be wrong.
00:07This is just the team needs to talk about it before we come back.
00:09The team that needs to come together and revolt and say no.
00:12Everybody plays and none of us plays.
00:13I feel like this room loses sight of the fact that Clemmer has no real power.
00:17No, he's got all the power.
00:19No, I've been preaching that.
00:20Everybody else just accepts it.
00:22Eventually I had enough of all the shots that Coach Clemmer was taking at me
00:26and I felt like I had a response.
00:28I was literally on a plane to Austin.
00:29I said, you know what I'm doing this play?
00:30I'm going to spend some time to destroy Coach Clemmer.
00:34And I decimated him so badly that he had to call a team meeting.
00:40It's fucking hot.
00:41Oh my god, it's really warm here.
00:45Some people are unhappy, some people aren't.
00:47Some people are asking for cuts, some people aren't.
00:50I'm not going to cut anyone.
00:51I made this mess.
00:52I fought for a larger roster, stupidly.
00:54As far as playing, ironically, some of you won't be playing very much.
00:57We're going to go with an eight-man rotation.
00:59So fuck everybody.
01:00I'm just going to try to win now.
01:01So we're going to do an eight-man rotation.
01:03It's going to be the starters.
01:04It's going to be Bosco.
01:05It's going to be Jetski.
01:07And then a mishmash of people as time elapses.
01:10Oh wait, I know you guys were all like, we should shoot more threes.
01:14You were two for 17 from threes the last game.
01:16You know how we win?
01:17We win because Dana and Billy are bigger than their belts and they can go in there.
01:21And then Mokehi's brave enough to drive into the lane and shoot.
01:25That's how we win.
01:25Why are you shooting threes?
01:26You can shoot them and you miss them and you can be on the bench.
01:28And if people don't like it, I don't give a fuck.
01:31Because I don't care.
01:32I tried to make everyone happy earlier and it didn't work.
01:35So fuck everybody else.
01:37I'm going to try to win because winning makes me happy.
01:39Why do you keep staring at me?
01:40Because I'm pissing you.
01:41Because you're a fucking snake.
01:42Because I've heard from half the roster, you're like, we got to get Conrad.
01:46Or how do we, we got to do this, we got to do this.
01:47Guess what?
01:48You're the eighth man of the team.
01:50Shut the fuck up and play when I point to you.
01:52Otherwise, I don't really care what you have to say.
01:54Who said that I said I'm trying to get-
01:55About half the roster.
01:56I thought you were losing the team a little bit.
01:58Yeah.
01:59Well, guess what?
01:59As in there might be a revolt.
02:02Well, guess what?
02:03There's not.
02:05Enjoy the bench.
02:06Jack Mack annoyed the fuck out of me.
02:08Gia annoyed the fuck out of me.
02:10Jankson annoyed the fuck out of me.
02:12Hey, there's a good chance you guys aren't going to play a ton.
02:14More, honestly, more of them than you.
02:15I say that and then I don't play them a ton and they get all pissed off, even though we win.
02:19That's the craziest fucking thing.
02:21We're winning and people are still pissed off.
02:23So I'm losing my fucking mind.
02:23It's not just black and white.
02:24I think you can both be happy for the team and love being on the team and want more minutes.
02:29It doesn't mean like you're fully angry or hate the coach.
02:33If you're not happy being 2-0, I don't want you in this fucking team.
02:36Full stop.
02:37I'm happy being on the team.
02:38I even said that to you.
02:40Right.
02:40That should be it.
02:41That's all you should say.
02:42We're 2-0.
02:42I'm happy to be on the team.
02:44No revolts.
02:44Save everything else for yourself.
02:45Don't cry about minutes.
02:47Oh, I'm so sad, Frank.
02:50Why does he-
02:50I don't care.
02:53Enough.
02:53That's it.
02:54It's all I got.
02:55Figure the fuck out.
02:56We're going to win tonight.
03:02I don't think I'm sad that I'm out.
03:04I quit.
03:06I'm firing tonight.
03:10I don't think winning and having fun are mutually exclusive.
03:14Particularly in basketball, you tend to see the best teams having a lot of fun playing together.
03:18You think that resonated?
03:20Don't know, but I want to get off my chest.
03:22Two weeks of me being annoyed.
03:23And yeah, I've been sitting on that for a couple weeks.
03:26Yeah, at this point, I'm definitely just going to keep my mouth shut.
03:29I agree with Clymer to the fact that whatever we got to do to win, we got to do.
03:33People aren't going to play.
03:34That's just how life goes.
03:35This isn't a participation trophy league.
03:37But it feels as if he's losing his fuck.
03:40I think he's unhappy in his life right now.
03:46I don't know why.
03:47But clearly, he's got a lot of issues.
03:49Anger issues.
03:50It's sad to see for sure.
03:52I feel like I'm watching a man lose his mind in real life.
03:56This is like, it's like we have to take the car keys away from grandpa.
03:59Like he's insane.
04:00Tommy's blog ruined the team.
04:03Ruined the team.
04:04It went from like, oh, it'll be fun to absolutely fuck this team.
04:08I think off the heels of this Clymer explosion, if we lose, things could get shaky.
04:12So we'll see.
04:14Game four tonight.
04:16Feel good.
04:17Week off.
04:18Legs are fresh.
04:18I heard there's a little revolt happening.
04:20I'm riding with my guy, Clymer.
04:22Really?
04:22Feel great.
04:23Very excited.
04:24Excited.
04:25You know, I missed this last week.
04:26So I'm excited to be back.
04:26I've made war with some of the most powerful men on the line.
04:30So now you're ready to ball?
04:31Now I'm ready to ball.
04:32Probably first person to play in a basketball game after having a press conference for a campaign.
04:37Feel fine.
04:37Ball's got to go in.
04:38I got to see the ball go in from deep.
04:44There you go, Nick.
04:46There you go, Nick.
04:47That's how you finish.
04:48Let's go.
04:56There you go.
04:57I love that, boys.
04:58Way to go.
05:03Let's go.
05:04Fourth game of the season was yet another game where we had a pretty massive size advantage.
05:11And it was really just about if we could hold on to the lead.
05:15Yeah.
05:16I love that pass, Hubs.
05:18Nice job, boys.
05:19There you go.
05:20Don't forget to contest those shots, guys.
05:30There you go, Dana.
05:35All right.
05:36Get back in there, Rico.
05:37Let's go.
05:38That's all right.
05:39Great job finishing, Billy.
05:40I love you.
05:40Send your feet.
05:41Beautiful.
05:42Great job finishing, Billy.
05:43I love you.
05:43Send your feet.
05:44Beautiful.
05:45Great job.
05:56So we were clearly the better team.
05:58But there was still this weird tension from when Clemmer just ripped into us in the meeting
06:03earlier in the day.
06:05So you could kind of tell that we were about to reach a boiling point.
06:10There you go.
06:12There we go.
06:15Good job, guys.
06:15We're going to roll with the starters to finish this half.
06:18All right.
06:19Nice job, guys.
06:20Stay aggressive on defense.
06:21We're doing a great job on offense.
06:22But I want that defensive intensity, like we saw in the first 10 minutes.
06:26Like who play?
06:28Yeah.
06:29Yeah.
06:31We're up by four.
06:32I'm putting you in the game.
06:35He's going to get more minutes the second half.
06:36You don't worry about Jenks.
06:37You worry about you.
06:37You're good for the half.
06:40Well, you should be more clear.
06:43Instead of saying Jenks, say I'm tired.
06:45I don't read beers.
06:53There you go, Clem!
06:54Let's go!
06:57There you go.
06:58I love that defense, Huggins!
07:06Good half, guys.
07:07Way to go.
07:09I love it.
07:09Great defense.
07:11Nick's just killing it offensively right now.
07:13Dana was doing some great stuff in the paint.
07:15Love what I'm seeing.
07:15Do that again in the second half.
07:16We'll be in good shape.
07:17I might as well be sitting with them over there, to be completely honest.
07:22Clemmer came up to me and said, if it gets to 15, maybe you'll feel comfortable.
07:27So maybe I'll get in.
07:28Everyone's been in but me.
07:29So yeah, you know, it's just like I'm the make-a-wish kid, which you got to...
07:35It's what it is.
07:36Despite Clemmer and I getting into it, we still held a pretty solid lead
07:39heading into the second half.
07:40But the red team was scrappy and they just wouldn't go away.
07:44All right.
07:44Got to play tighter defense, guys!
07:51Let's go!
07:51Get back!
07:55Time-out!
07:56Time-out!
07:58Fudge!
08:00Tom, what's wrong with you?
08:01What's wrong?
08:02You just keep it there.
08:03I had nothing to do with that play.
08:05You didn't even come back on defense.
08:07Clemmer, you don't know fucking anything about basketball, dude.
08:09Come on, not right now, guys.
08:10Jesus fucking Christ.
08:12I don't know anything about basketball.
08:13I know a guy when he's standing still.
08:15When Marty threw the ball down here into another man's lead.
08:17There's nine guys there and one guy there.
08:19No, I'm saying, how is that my fault?
08:22We're up fucking seven points.
08:24We're up seven.
08:24We're up seven.
08:25Come on, team.
08:29You're playing great.
08:29I don't have no problem with ever how you play.
08:31You know that.
08:41Great job, Dado!
08:53Contest those shots!
08:54Get those hands up!
09:04There you go, Marty!
09:07Go!
09:09One, and two!
09:14That's out!
09:15It's correct, Dexter!
09:19Go, go, go!
09:21Three, two, one!
09:25Yeah!
09:29You guys get tired.
09:30It has verbal effects.
09:32Yeah, we might have to sit them earlier in the first half.
09:35I mean, we say that, but then Nick was the big playmaker down the stretch, so I don't know.
09:40Nick? No.
09:42No, I'm just saying in general. I'm not trying to make you cry.
09:47One day you'll be the coach, don't worry. I'm sure my time is short.
09:52I've heard it all day.
09:55I know, I know, I know, I know. I've just heard it, I've just heard it.
09:58Great win. Nick, just a huge game. Like one of the best games I think you've played in the past two years.
10:03Dana, hell of a job. Cleaned up the boards.
10:08You are a great player, so I hope that wasn't misinterpreted.
10:12But huge win. 3-0-1 undefeated. Great job, guys. Hope we win the next one. That's all I got.
10:19Cormer, you have my mic.
10:21Oh, I do have your mic. Sorry.
10:23Is that dramatic? So are you upset?
10:25I'm not pleased, but I'm happy we won. I'm just tired of hearing it.
10:29I kind of locked out on Jenks a little bit. Probably too much overkill there. I apologize, Jenks.
10:32But I'm just tired of all the chirping makes this not really a lot of fun.
10:36That's fine. I like winning, so that's fine. So I'll be happy tonight, and we'll battle back tomorrow.
10:40I don't really have a lot more to say, instead of being earlier.
10:43Morale could be lower, which is a great, hard-boiled win. It's silent.
10:49I just want to know if he has a strategy at all.
10:52None.
10:56I've never been more confused in a conference game in my entire life.
11:00I'm not sure he's mad at you.
11:03Well, yeah, because I was talking shit to him the whole game.
11:05Yeah, you are very nice.
11:06Because he doesn't know what he's doing.
11:08Yeah, you're right.
11:09And it's pissing me off when it's like, he says he keeps wanting to win.
11:13Well, I know how basketball works. I'm telling you how we should win.
11:16And he doesn't listen.
11:17He says he's all about winning, but when the people who actually know how to play basketball tell him what we should do, he shuts it down.
11:24We're missing some bodies. We're going to have Hubs, Marty, Nick, Jetski, and Billy starting five.
11:29I think we're down. You know when Rico's first guy off the bench, you're going to be in a little bit of a struggle.
11:33We need Tommy Smokes. By the end of the day, we need Tommy Smokes.
11:36And if he doesn't show up, I think he's kind of like branding himself a bitch-made pussy.
11:40I think we're going to get gassed. I don't know if that means win or loss, but we're undermanned.
11:45No Dana tonight. It's not great, but I'm worried about our cardio.
11:48I'm not going to lie. I think we're going to get smoked.
11:52I have a bad feeling, and the only reason is because Dana's going to think that the reason we lost was because he wasn't there, even though he's been a cancer to the locker room as of late.
12:02But I don't feel good about it.
12:03This is tough because the team's 3-0-1, no Dana.
12:06Our whole game plan is around the big guys, Dana and Billy.
12:09And when one of them is gone, because Dana was so good at rebounding, this is going to be a real challenge.
12:13We're going to do what we can. I think we have a really good shot.
12:15I'm ready to do whatever is asked of me.
12:18I'm just going to have a positive outlook now.
12:20I think Clemmer's been getting treated very unfairly by the team.
12:23It's the coach, and I think...
12:27He stole Tommy and replaced him with a body double.
12:30We're coming into the playoff run here, and I think we need to rally around our coach.
12:34If I don't play a minute tonight, I'm just happy to be there.
12:38Dana, no John Rich, no Jenks. He's got a bad knee.
12:42And on top of it, Billy just let me know he's on basically a minute slimming. He has food poisoning.
12:46So we're going against an undefeated team, so we've got to work hard for us today.
12:50Prosciutto. From where?
12:52Prosciutto?
12:54It was old prosciutto, I think.
13:04A bunch of older guys. They were probably 40s, maybe even early 50s.
13:08And they were just shooting the lights out. I could just tell they knew what they were doing.
13:16I was like, holy fuck, this could be a rough night for our guys.
13:21And, gee, let's see how we do.
13:23I'm taking off the no threes.
13:25We have to shoot.
13:26You guys can shoot. But just do your best. Be smart about it. Don't forget to pass.
13:29But there's no... the three...
13:31They're playing too tight.
13:32And also, we're down. So, go have fun tonight.
13:35Yeah.
13:36Alright?
13:38Wait, I was just...
13:45Just go out there and shoot as much as you want.
13:48Try to take smart shots. Be intelligent about it.
13:50But take as many threes as you want, as long as it's a good shot.
13:59Nice job, Billy. Way to go.
14:08Good job, Artie.
14:18Clear the line. It's a tech. Two shots.
14:20We did a great job tonight, ref.
14:21Yeah, it was a good call. It was a tech. It was a tech.
14:23He was out of line. He was petulant.
14:25It seemed a little flimsy.
14:27I don't think it was that bad. I don't think it was served techs.
14:29First time I've seen a tech in two years doing this.
14:31Didn't seem warranted.
14:32Nick took a while to get going, and once he did, he dominated the whole entire game.
14:37Hey, hey, hey.
14:40There you go, Nick.
14:44There you go. Nice job, Jack. Nice job.
14:51We kind of just kept chipping away.
14:53And we'd be down by four or five or six.
14:56We were always kind of in the game.
14:58I remember I saw people looking at the score and be like,
15:00we're still in this.
15:04Three, two, one.
15:08Oh!
15:10Yeah!
15:16That's nice, baby!
15:18Hey, way to fucking play, boys!
15:20And then Rico making that buzzer beater at the end of the first half
15:24was like, now we're still in this.
15:26Now it's like, we can win this.
15:27We're in it, baby. We're in it.
15:28That's coaching.
15:29I thought I was dead, but feeling the power that we got here. Let's go.
15:32You got called for a tee, though. How'd you feel about that?
15:34Strategic.
15:35Marty was getting out of control.
15:36He took off fouling him every time.
15:39I reset the clock.
15:40Hanging in there.
15:41I love the energy. I love the enthusiasm.
15:43Guys are out there busting their ass.
15:44Everyone's giving everything they can.
15:46Awesome. Awesome job all around.
15:48Yeah, Marty!
15:49Yeah!
15:52Marty, both on the fucking elbows.
15:56Inbound side. Close the doors.
16:01There you go, Billy!
16:06That's dirty. Don't do that.
16:08That's dirty. Don't do it.
16:09Don't do it. Don't do it.
16:10It's dirty.
16:11I didn't do shit.
16:12I didn't do anything.
16:13It was dirty.
16:14I'm getting out of your way, so you need to lane.
16:16That's not getting out of my way, bro.
16:17How is that getting out of my way, bro?
16:19Relax, bro. Relax.
16:20Relax.
16:21Now, either we gonna play ball, or I throw the game.
16:24Which one do you want?
16:25Play ball, please.
16:26Hands up! Hands up!
16:30And I'll give this team credit.
16:32Game five, they did not take a play off.
16:35Wow! Way to go, guys!
16:50So I missed the fifth game, and I watched the film back,
16:53and I was very proud of those people that played in that game.
16:56Jesus!
17:00Oh my God!
17:01Stay high! Stay high! Stay high!
17:03Stay high!
17:15There you go!
17:18Yeah! Yeah!
17:19Huge! Huge!
17:25Time out!
17:27Time out!
17:28Overload the right side.
17:29Me and Bill are going to set screens down here.
17:31Give it to Nick.
17:32He's going to drive.
17:33I like that.
17:34You know what to do, dude.
17:42No matter what, lock down on D after it's done.
17:44Lock down on D.
17:55Get it, Billy!
17:56Yeah!
17:57Yeah, Billy!
18:02We're going to leave them, though.
18:03Oh, yeah?
18:04Yeah, right now.
18:18They're advancing over there anyway.
18:20We have one to give.
18:21We want to defend for about four to five.
18:23Yeah.
18:24If you're going to get beat off of a screen,
18:26as long as he's not going into a shot, foul.
18:28If you don't think you can foul, let the guards foul.
18:30Just don't leave, not when he's shooting.
18:32Use it in your head, use it in your head,
18:34and cut a second and a half off to play safe
18:36because we don't want to foul for a buzzer beater.
18:38So we're starting with eight and a half.
18:40So eight and a half, seven, six, five.
18:42Maybe five, I'm hitting it, all right?
18:44Put a clock in your head.
18:45We're at about eight and a half, not 10.9.
18:47Box out.
18:48Don't watch the shot.
18:49They're going to go for a three.
18:50Make them go over the back.
18:51Force their hands run over the back.
18:53If you feel contact on you, go.
18:54Go down. Force their hands on the back.
19:01Yeah!
19:03Yeah!
19:05Woo!
19:06I made every adjustment in the last minute.
19:08First two rounds.
19:09I don't know how that's going to go in.
19:11I'm ecstatic.
19:13That was the biggest win of the year to do it without Dana,
19:15do it without James, do it without John Rich,
19:17do it with these guys.
19:19Played their absolute asses off.
19:21The defense was on lock.
19:23Did not take one second off, not one play off.
19:26That was an effort.
19:28A plus.
19:29A plus.
19:30Hey, great game.
19:31That's coaching.
19:32You know, I said it earlier.
19:33I said we haven't given our coach enough credit.
19:35You tell me what other team can play the best team in the league,
19:38maybe, best record, without our best player,
19:41and we fucking defensive adjustments, offensive adjustments,
19:44on the fly, a hell of a team after that.
19:47That was incredible.
19:48It was great teamwork.
19:49You guys, everyone had each other's back.
19:51Everyone was doing the best they could.
19:52You guys were good.
19:53I know, like, the joke, oh, no threes.
19:55But it's, like, tough to do an adjustment in the play like that.
19:58We did it seamlessly.
19:59I mean, we have the awards.
20:01I don't even know who, like, everyone.
20:03Holy.
20:04Yeah, I mean, it's true.
20:06Everyone.
20:07Everyone did it.
20:08It's all yours.
20:09As miserable as it was last week, I'm just elated this week.
20:11Anyone wants to go across the street to the bar,
20:13the first two rounds are on me.
20:15I don't know.
20:16I'm just elated.
20:17I'm just really happy.
20:18It is the playoffs.
20:19The regular season is over.
20:20Barstool had an undefeated regular season,
20:22but now all that matters is one game.
20:25And in this game, it could be Klimmer's last ever.
20:28Coach Klimmer has announced he is going to be retiring after this game.
20:32Will there be any added motivation from the players to win one from Klimmer?
20:35We will find out.
20:37Yeah!
20:38There we go.