The Van - (1996)

M Movies
M Movies
  • 2 months ago
The third installment of Irish author Roddy Doyle's 'Barrytown Trilogy', following 'The Commitments' and 'The Snapper', depicts the hilarious yet poignant adventures of Bimbo. Upon being fired from his job at the bakery, Bimbo and his best mate go into business for themselves and purchase a chipper (a fish and chips van); but will the pressures of financial success sour their friendship forever?

In November 1989, in Ireland, the baker Bimbo is fired from his job and he does not feel comfortable with the situation. His best friend Larry, who is also unemployed and living with his low welfare with his wife Mary and their children, is resigned with his situation and tries to console his friend. But Bimbo is supported by his wife Maggie and decides to buy an abandoned van without engine in a junkyard to open a business of hamburger, French fries and fried codfish and invites Larry to work with him. Soon they have financial success but their friendship is compromised.

DETAILS:
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Cast: Colm Meaney, Donal O'Kelly, Ger Ryan
Release date: November 29, 1996 (United Kingdom)
Directed by: Stephen Frears
Written by: Roddy Doyle

#thevanmovie #roddydoyle #irishcinema #comedyfilm #friendshipgoals #foodtruckbusiness #workingclass #bromance #fatherhood #familyvalues #dublinlife #vanlife #colmmeaney #donalo'kelly #independentfilm #boxofficesuccess #hilariousstorytelling #foodieculture #smallbusinessowners #midlifecrisis

#Comedy
#SciFi
#ScienceFiction
#BritishComedy
#FunnyMovie
#Hilarious
#SciFiComedy
#MovieNight
#FilmFans
#Cinephile
#FilmLovers
#MovieBuff
#2010sCinema
#ModernComedy
#FeelGoodFilm
#QuirkyComedy
#Humor
#Aliens
#Superpowers
#Fantasy
#OutOfThisWorld
#MovieQuotes
#CultClassic
#FilmReview
#MovieCritic
#ComedyFilm
#SciFiFilm
#FeelGoodComedy
#IconicFilms
#BritishFilm
#FantasyFilm
#LaughOutLoud
#FilmCritic
#ComedyGold
#MustWatch
#UnderratedFilm
#HilariousFilm
#Lighthearted
#FilmOfTheDay
#flightworldwarii
#actionmovie
#adventurefilm
#scifimovie
#timetravelfilm
#cinematicadventure
#filmlovers
#movienight
#scifiadventure
#indiefilm
#filmfestival
#mustwatchmovie
#filmcommunity
#moviebuff
Transcript
00:00:00See your team got beat again last night. Stop. He has to go. Useless.
00:00:12What's wrong with you? Are you alright?
00:00:22I've got a bit of bad news today. Knocked me back a bit. I was let go.
00:00:30What?
00:00:31Let go. Made redundant. Unlike you now, lady. A man of leisure. It's gas, isn't it?
00:00:41Well, how come?
00:00:43Ten of us got letters. The chap from the office says they'll be getting their cakes from England.
00:00:48The only way they can compete.
00:00:51The prick.
00:00:53Bastard.
00:00:55We can keep each other company now.
00:00:58Yeah, fucking sure.
00:01:02My father, God rest him, got me in there.
00:01:06That's right.
00:01:07Never forgot coming home with my first wage packet.
00:01:11Ran all the way with my hand in my pocket to stop my money from falling out.
00:01:16In a bag of fruit slices.
00:01:19I was more excited about them than I was about the money.
00:01:22I knew my sisters would go mad when they saw them.
00:01:25Marise, your one has epilepsy, did I tell you?
00:01:30No. Is that right?
00:01:37Alright, come on. There's people looking at you.
00:01:45Well, what am I going to do, lady?
00:01:52You were the poxy baker, eh?
00:01:54No, no, no. There's no bleeding need for that.
00:02:00Come here. Come here. This lump sum, how much will you be getting?
00:02:04Don't tell him.
00:02:05I don't know. A few thousand. I don't know.
00:02:08We ain't got bleeding nothing.
00:02:11He'll crack up without something to do.
00:02:13You shut up, the fuck. There's loads of things for him to do.
00:02:15Like what?
00:02:17Do up his house.
00:02:18His house is already done up. It's like fucking Graceland.
00:02:22His garden, then. There's loads of things for him to do.
00:02:25Shut up, Delirious. A toast.
00:02:28Yeah, cheers.
00:02:30To unemployment.
00:02:32To unemployment.
00:02:35Row, row, row the boat.
00:02:40Gently down the stream.
00:02:44Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.
00:02:48Life is but a dream.
00:02:52Hey.
00:02:55Sugar folks?
00:02:56No, got them.
00:02:58Shedded wee?
00:02:59Yuck!
00:03:00No, something. I've definitely forgotten something. I can feel it.
00:03:04Stop fighting there.
00:03:08I shall be at work.
00:03:10Ah, love, there'll be more work.
00:03:12For when?
00:03:17Stop fighting now, or these go. Now!
00:03:27Well, bleeding time.
00:03:32You coming for a game?
00:03:33No.
00:03:34Come on, why not?
00:03:35I've to bring the kids swimming.
00:03:37No, you don't. The water will still be there tomorrow.
00:03:40And the day after tomorrow.
00:03:42I hate swimming.
00:03:52Come on.
00:03:55Right sleeve, left sleeve.
00:03:57I don't want to. You'll only beat me again.
00:03:59I'll give you shots.
00:04:00I don't want shots.
00:04:01Shut up.
00:04:03Keep your head down.
00:04:06Club back.
00:04:13Now then.
00:04:14What?
00:04:15Hit it.
00:04:18I can't.
00:04:19Of course you can. Go on.
00:04:21I can't.
00:04:23You're making me nervous.
00:04:25The eyes are closed, look at.
00:04:32Good man, lovely.
00:04:34Uncle James.
00:04:38Hey, you fucking clown.
00:04:40Sorry.
00:04:41Now I am done.
00:04:45I'm keeping your fucking ball for that.
00:04:50Auntie, we might be in luck.
00:04:52Come on.
00:04:53It should be on at night, you know.
00:04:55It's good enough to be.
00:04:58Oh, no one, Jesus.
00:05:05Here we are, bang on time.
00:05:07Now sit down there.
00:05:09And now ladies and gentlemen, Theresa Lowe.
00:05:11Your woman's a fine thing, isn't she?
00:05:13And welcome to where in the world where two more teams
00:05:17How many sugars do you take?
00:05:18One and a bit.
00:05:19Grand.
00:05:25And I can't get used to not living next door to Alice.
00:05:31Alice.
00:05:32Alice.
00:05:33Who the fuck is Alice?
00:05:41How are you, Mary?
00:05:46How was work?
00:05:47Great.
00:05:48Loads of dirt on the carpets.
00:05:49I love that.
00:06:10I have Bimbo inside.
00:06:13Trying to cheer him up.
00:06:14Show him the ropes, you know.
00:06:18George Elliot.
00:06:20Ever heard of him?
00:06:22Her.
00:06:25Well, I'm thinking of taking a few classes myself.
00:06:29You're too late.
00:06:31You'll have to wait until next year.
00:06:33Oh, well.
00:06:38There.
00:06:42That's better, huh?
00:06:44Thanks.
00:06:46Don't mention it.
00:06:52I'll leave you alone.
00:06:58Have you heard of him yet?
00:07:00Won't you?
00:07:01The prizes are overshot.
00:07:03I never heard of him.
00:07:04You did, Axel.
00:07:06You fucking didn't.
00:07:07You fucking did.
00:07:08Swearbox, ma.
00:07:09I was only quoting him.
00:07:11Axel.
00:07:12Take me back to Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
00:07:17Yo, ma.
00:07:19Give us a look at that.
00:07:22Now, which one is Axel?
00:07:25Oh, it's one of the young ones screaming, they say.
00:07:28Look at the state of him.
00:07:29He's only jealous.
00:07:30So what about you?
00:07:32Look at the state of you.
00:07:34Don't forget who paid for that dinner in front of your son, right?
00:07:36I know who paid for it.
00:07:38The state.
00:07:41You prick.
00:07:42Stop that.
00:07:44Swearbox, now, go on.
00:07:48This is lovely.
00:07:53The Jacks.
00:07:54I'll be back in a minute.
00:07:59Stop it.
00:08:01I'm only joking.
00:08:02Stop.
00:08:32It's a lot better than nothing, love.
00:08:34After 25 years.
00:08:36We'll find plenty to do with it anyway.
00:08:38We'll have a nice Christmas.
00:08:39The last one.
00:08:40Stop it.
00:08:47We could get two chickens.
00:08:48They taste just as nice.
00:08:50No way.
00:08:51It's a fucking turkey or nothing.
00:08:54Look, we'll write everything down and see what we can get away with.
00:08:58What's that point?
00:09:00Larry.
00:09:03All right, go on, then.
00:09:18Presents first.
00:09:20Nothing for you and me.
00:09:22Okay?
00:09:23Yeah.
00:09:25Diane?
00:09:27Look, a couple hundred quid for my money lender.
00:09:29You know what?
00:09:30No, Larry.
00:09:34Diane doesn't mind.
00:09:36She doesn't need anything.
00:09:42What about Kevin?
00:09:44Jesus, I fucking hate it.
00:09:50Yeah.
00:09:58Those affect me bollocks.
00:10:00It was lovely earlier, though.
00:10:02You wouldn't know what to wear, so you wouldn't.
00:10:05Wish you had a decent fucking coat.
00:10:10Still asleep.
00:10:12Just as well.
00:10:14She makes enough noise, doesn't she, Bimbo?
00:10:17That's what they're supposed to do at her age.
00:10:21She's lovely.
00:10:23Isn't she, Bimbo?
00:10:28Wish I could sleep like that.
00:10:40Graceful, huh?
00:10:41Mm.
00:10:42Graceful.
00:10:44All right, go on now, quick, quick.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:47Quick.
00:10:48I'll go.
00:10:53There you go.
00:10:59Couple of hours.
00:11:04Keep shape.
00:11:08Fuck you.
00:11:14It's a grand smell coming from the kitchen, what?
00:11:22What's that?
00:11:37Fuller.
00:11:43Oh, hey, Wesley.
00:11:44Happy Christmas.
00:11:45Happy Christmas.
00:11:46Come on.
00:11:51Ah, there's the man.
00:11:52How he is?
00:11:53Happy Christmas.
00:11:54Happy Christmas.
00:11:56Get that fucking penny off you, will you?
00:12:07How are you, Vera?
00:12:08Grand, Larry.
00:12:09Happy Christmas now.
00:12:12The girls are in the kitchen.
00:12:13Good for them.
00:12:18How are you, missus?
00:12:22Yeah, she's looking better than she did last year.
00:12:24Barely.
00:12:25Bimbo, there's a funny whiff of your mammy-in-law.
00:12:29Ass!
00:12:30Oh, I'm serious.
00:12:32Go over.
00:12:33Bimbo, the smell is fucking atrocious.
00:12:37Oh, my God.
00:12:42Does she have to do something to herself?
00:12:44Well, it could just be a fart, but I'll check it out.
00:12:49Oh, I can smell something meself.
00:12:52Bimbo, this could be on your Christmas dinner.
00:13:00He did this to his brother last night.
00:13:02The exact same thing.
00:13:08I can't smell anything.
00:13:09Oh, you must have a cold, because I'll tell you.
00:13:11It's getting fucking worse.
00:13:13It isn't, is it?
00:13:16God, this is desperate.
00:13:18How are you, Vera?
00:13:19How are you, Wesley?
00:13:20Happy Christmas.
00:13:21Never mind Christmas.
00:13:22Your mother.
00:13:23She has a name, you know.
00:13:25That's not all she has, chicken.
00:13:29Fuck, sorry.
00:13:39It has to be here.
00:13:41I've seen it landing.
00:13:43Look, say to yourself, ah, fuck it.
00:13:46I'm giving up.
00:13:47Start walking away.
00:13:48Then you'll find it.
00:13:54Can he look?
00:13:55No.
00:13:57He usually works.
00:13:59I've got the spare one with me.
00:14:00Come on.
00:14:02Come on, come on.
00:14:04Be 20, be 20, be 20.
00:14:07Yes, 20 quid.
00:14:09Yeah.
00:14:1020 quid, 20 quid, 20 quid.
00:14:13Thank you very much.
00:14:14Come on, little love.
00:14:19Yes, far away.
00:14:23Come on, we'll drink it.
00:14:24No, it's your money.
00:14:25Sure, you were standing beside me.
00:14:27Hey, he'll pay.
00:14:29And it's done, Ron.
00:14:31Come on in on the stand side, sir.
00:14:32Eat, eat, eat.
00:14:40Queuing in this weather for a bag of food poisoning.
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:43You have to hand it to the Vietnamese, but come on.
00:14:45This will be nice.
00:14:52I gave her a packet of scampi fries.
00:14:55That's not a dinner.
00:14:56Come on, Kerry.
00:14:58We're going.
00:15:00I'm sorry.
00:15:03What about a drink before you go?
00:15:05No.
00:15:06All right, bye-bye, little love.
00:15:09This is grand, huh?
00:15:10Oh, yeah, great.
00:15:11What time is it, anyway?
00:15:12Seven bells.
00:15:13Jesus, tonight Maggie will have given me dinner to the cat.
00:15:16Then eat the fucking cat.
00:15:18Sit down, for Jesus' sake.
00:15:21The Vietnamese will feed us later.
00:15:24So what by goes to the hatch like?
00:15:25Name, Jerry McCarthy.
00:15:28He's looking at me, though, over the specks like.
00:15:31You're not Jerry McCarthy, he says.
00:15:33I am, I says.
00:15:34You're not, he says.
00:15:35I fucking am, I says.
00:15:37Does anyone want a kettle jug?
00:15:38How much?
00:15:39I know Jerry McCarthy, sissy, and you're not him.
00:15:42You're fucking idiot, I says.
00:15:44Do you think there's more than one Jerry McCarthy in the whole of fucking Ireland?
00:15:47I mean, there's me father, me grandfather.
00:15:49I have seven cousins called Jerry McCarthy.
00:15:51There's 18 of us in the one area phone book.
00:15:54He's still looking at me, though.
00:15:55Here, give us me money, I says, or me and the other Jerry McCarthy's will beat the fucking head off you.
00:16:01Kettle jugs, lads.
00:16:0215 pound per, 25 pound per chill.
00:16:04No.
00:16:05No.
00:16:08Fair enough.
00:16:09No problem.
00:16:10You wouldn't have a chipper van, I suppose, would you, Wesley?
00:16:15Just a tart.
00:16:16What about a Mr. Whippy?
00:16:18No.
00:16:20You've your heart set on a chipper van?
00:16:22Yeah.
00:16:23Not really.
00:16:24Just if you see one.
00:16:27I'll see what I can do.
00:16:28I'll see what I can do.
00:16:29Here on the stilts you and me.
00:16:32My grandfather and me.
00:16:35Woo!
00:16:36A realm that's not so great in Rome.
00:16:44That's a waste of good fucking money.
00:16:47Bimbo, come here.
00:16:48Here.
00:16:49What?
00:16:50The fresh air will fix you.
00:16:51There's nothing wrong with me.
00:16:53Shit.
00:16:55Where have you gone?
00:16:57How?
00:16:58To get in the mist.
00:17:00They have to get out before it gets dark.
00:17:03Or they get bricked over by the kids.
00:17:06Because they're foreign?
00:17:07I suppose so.
00:17:09There you go.
00:17:10There we go.
00:17:16The lads.
00:17:18What are you up to?
00:17:20We're waiting on your wife.
00:17:23None of your lip.
00:17:24Now, would that be this lip or that lip?
00:17:29My name is Gerry McCarthy.
00:17:34Do we know that fella's wife?
00:17:40Fucking devil.
00:17:43What's wrong with you?
00:17:45Me fucking shoe.
00:17:47Show me.
00:17:49Here.
00:17:51You're useless.
00:17:54You didn't keep biting your nails.
00:17:57Here.
00:18:09Bimbo's talking about buying a chipper van.
00:18:12Yeah, well, take your clothes off.
00:18:14No.
00:18:16Goodnight, John boy.
00:18:19Goodnight, Mary Ellen.
00:18:46It's a book where I read this.
00:18:55You're not serious.
00:18:57I knew you'd say that.
00:18:58McDonald's, Bimbo.
00:19:00I'm just writing to them, that's all.
00:19:02They won't want you.
00:19:04They only want young ones and young things that'll take those wages and wear the fucking uniforms.
00:19:09Not grown up men like you, like us.
00:19:12I'm just writing.
00:19:16You're used to this.
00:19:19What?
00:19:21I'm used to what?
00:19:22Go on.
00:19:24Doing nothing.
00:19:26Do you think I like it?
00:19:28Do you think I'm lazy?
00:19:30Do you?
00:19:31No.
00:19:32Well, then.
00:19:34You bollocks, you.
00:19:36A great fucking man.
00:19:39I can't even go into my own house, Larry, to make room for me.
00:19:44Darling.
00:19:46Darling.
00:19:54Oi.
00:19:56You guys busy?
00:19:58What does it look like?
00:19:59Come on.
00:20:00I want to show you something.
00:20:02What?
00:20:03Just come on.
00:20:14This has potential written all over it.
00:20:16Potential.
00:20:18Wait till you see.
00:20:27Hey, come here.
00:20:28Look.
00:20:31You can buy it with that.
00:20:44The wheels are newish.
00:20:46There's three more behind there.
00:20:48That'll save you a few, bub.
00:20:52Jesus.
00:20:53All she needs is a wash and a shave under the armpits.
00:20:59Which end does it shine out of?
00:21:01It's just dirt.
00:21:04It's just dirt.
00:21:05It's just dirt.
00:21:06It's just dirt.
00:21:07It's just dirt.
00:21:08It's just dirt.
00:21:09It's just dirt.
00:21:10It's just dirt.
00:21:11It's just dirt.
00:21:14Maggie'll have to see it.
00:21:15We'll get her.
00:21:16Off you go.
00:21:17Hang on.
00:21:21You've some fucking neck.
00:21:22Do you know that?
00:21:23What is that?
00:21:24Trying to get poor Bimbo to throw his money away on this yoke.
00:21:27I'm not trying to get Bimbo to throw his money away on anything.
00:21:29She's a good boy.
00:21:31Solid.
00:21:32Dirt'll wash off, no problem.
00:21:34There's more than dirt, man.
00:21:35Listen.
00:21:36This has nothing got to do with you.
00:21:38I'm only expressing my opinion.
00:21:39Stick your fucking opinion.
00:21:40Where's the hatch?
00:21:42Do you know, you're starting to fucking annoy me now.
00:22:00Jesus.
00:22:01Who'd want to live like this, huh?
00:22:04They should be fucking ashamed of themselves.
00:22:07It's not they.
00:22:08It's just he.
00:22:11She fucked off and left him?
00:22:13Kids and all.
00:22:15Oh, that's rough.
00:22:18Why'd she leave him?
00:22:19I don't know.
00:22:22He's ugly, but...
00:22:25What's she like?
00:22:27I don't know.
00:22:29Fucking kids are ugly as well.
00:22:35Oh, my God.
00:22:36Maggie.
00:22:37Use your imagination.
00:22:39A few minutes with a hose and some water.
00:22:41A few hours, maybe a few hours with a paint scraper.
00:22:45She'd be perfect.
00:22:50It's all there.
00:22:52Like all the equipment and that.
00:22:56It's a bit...
00:23:04What about the engine?
00:23:09What engine would that be, Maggie?
00:23:30Hey, Larry.
00:23:31Are you pushing it or riding it?
00:23:33Fuck off.
00:23:34Larry, the kids.
00:23:35Fuck them.
00:23:40Fuck off.
00:23:48Put your back into it, Larry.
00:23:53What am I fucking doing?
00:24:09Oh, shit.
00:24:26That was gas, wasn't it?
00:24:27Yeah.
00:24:28The more I look at it, the more I think we'll have to get in a bargain.
00:24:32God, I love him.
00:24:39I can't take the bubbles.
00:24:41I was thinking,
00:24:42we'll have to have it ready in time for the World Cup.
00:24:45There'll be no cooking done once it's started.
00:24:47Everyone will be watching the telly.
00:24:48So will I.
00:24:51It should be smashing.
00:24:56Do you want to be my partner, Larry?
00:25:00What's that?
00:25:01I was talking to Maggie about it.
00:25:03We'd make a great team.
00:25:05Jesus, that's pretty much been about...
00:25:08I don't know.
00:25:09You'd be doing me a favour.
00:25:11Oh, I know that.
00:25:15Thanks very much.
00:25:17Fucking hell, what a day.
00:25:19McDonald's can go and fuck themselves, isn't that right?
00:25:21That's right.
00:25:23Hey.
00:25:27Bimbo's Burgers.
00:25:30How does that sound?
00:25:33I knew it.
00:25:37You're something else, you know that?
00:25:39Hang on a second.
00:25:41Do I have to help you clean it?
00:25:55Mary.
00:25:57What?
00:25:58You awake?
00:25:59Only if you're awake.
00:26:01Go on.
00:26:08How did he make these?
00:26:10Jesus.
00:26:13I don't think they make them.
00:26:15I think they just find them.
00:26:26There.
00:26:28Thank you.
00:26:29You're welcome.
00:26:38Okay, turn her off.
00:26:40You turn it off.
00:26:41I heard you.
00:26:43What colour is it supposed to be, anyway?
00:26:45White.
00:26:46Will you switch it on to the hot tap?
00:26:48I used up all the hot do in the clothes.
00:26:51Oh, God almighty.
00:26:53I'm sorry.
00:26:54I'm sorry.
00:26:55I'm sorry.
00:26:56I'm sorry.
00:26:57I'm sorry.
00:26:58I'm sorry.
00:26:59I'm sorry.
00:27:00I'm sorry.
00:27:01I'm sorry.
00:27:02I'm sorry.
00:27:03I'm sorry.
00:27:04I'm sorry.
00:27:05I'm sorry.
00:27:06Oh, God almighty.
00:27:10How did it get grease on the outsides?
00:27:12God knows.
00:27:14God, Lenny, it's going to take ages.
00:27:16Not at all.
00:27:17It's half an inch thick.
00:27:18Yeah, but we're thicker.
00:27:19Come on, give me that.
00:27:20Cheer up.
00:27:21Turn it on.
00:27:22We'll be done by dinner time.
00:27:36What?
00:27:38Scrooge!
00:27:51Scrooge!
00:28:07Jesus!
00:28:08All I want to do is make a few chips.
00:28:10You'll kill us.
00:28:11Of course.
00:28:12Will you open the door?
00:28:13Will you come on?
00:28:14Will you get out?
00:28:15Watch me.
00:28:17Oh, fuck.
00:28:21Kerry's asleep above us.
00:28:23Sorry.
00:28:26Sorry.
00:28:28Took me ages to make them chips.
00:28:30Diane, is it similar when you say something is like something else?
00:28:33Yeah, I think so.
00:28:34As black as coal.
00:28:35Right, as white as snow.
00:28:36Thanks.
00:28:38I have one for you.
00:28:41Me chips are burnt as fuck.
00:28:45I'm sorry.
00:28:53Do you want a job, Diane?
00:28:55Oh, I'd love one.
00:28:57Saving.
00:28:58I'm looking in as well.
00:28:59Oh, yeah.
00:29:00Thanks very much.
00:29:01No problem.
00:29:02It'd be nice.
00:29:03A job.
00:29:06She'd be great.
00:29:07I know that.
00:29:08I never said different.
00:29:09Well, then.
00:29:10Staff appointments should be a giant decision
00:29:13between the two of us.
00:29:16Yeah.
00:29:17Sorry.
00:29:19I'll tell her we don't want her.
00:29:20Not at all.
00:29:21No way.
00:29:23Just, in future, we make these decisions together.
00:29:26Is that all right?
00:29:27Oh, yeah.
00:29:28No problem.
00:29:29She will be good, but...
00:29:30I know that.
00:29:32Oh, and, er...
00:29:33Sorry, er...
00:29:34Ah, no, no, no.
00:29:55Now, which one?
00:29:56The first.
00:29:57Champion burger.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:00Definitely, yeah.
00:30:01Best.
00:30:02Easily.
00:30:03Which one did you think, Mammy?
00:30:06Pretty nice.
00:30:09Which one, Buzz?
00:30:13Is it a quiz?
00:30:16Champion.
00:30:17Gone once, twice.
00:30:19Champion it is.
00:30:21Oh, yeah.
00:30:22Gone once, twice.
00:30:23Champion it is.
00:30:25What's next?
00:30:27Spice burgers.
00:30:29Ah, Jesus.
00:30:30I'm going for a pint.
00:30:32It has to be done.
00:30:33It has to be done.
00:30:52Not the best.
00:31:03It's like the inside of a leper.
00:31:06Just a squirt gets the dirt.
00:31:12Let's get a bit of light in here, anyway.
00:31:14All right, all right, all right.
00:31:17Oh, good Jesus!
00:31:22God, me heart.
00:31:23Fuck your heart.
00:31:25Nearly did a shite, me trousers.
00:31:27Needs a couple of screws.
00:31:29For fuck's sake.
00:31:31Look, there's no fucking room in here.
00:31:34You need the seven dwarfs for this job.
00:31:38Aha.
00:31:42Hey!
00:31:52Now, now, lads.
00:31:54Jay's done massive.
00:31:55Made for this kind of work.
00:31:57They're good at school, too, Dollardy.
00:32:00Glen's tops in his class.
00:32:01Ah, you can see that, all right.
00:32:03They're messing in there, Bimbo.
00:32:05They're no messing, now, lads.
00:32:06Take it easy.
00:32:09You know, Kevin's no tick, either.
00:32:11He's doing seven honours and he's leaving.
00:32:13Seven.
00:32:14That's smashing.
00:32:16Brian's the boy.
00:32:17Good-looking, as well.
00:32:19Then there's Mary doing her leaving.
00:32:21That Brian's pouring out of the house
00:32:22every time they open the fucking door.
00:32:24We're lucky men.
00:32:26Who are you telling?
00:32:35Are you sure she's a painting student?
00:32:38She is, yeah.
00:32:39In a college, Maggie says.
00:32:42She can't draw a straight fucking line.
00:32:44Shh.
00:32:45She'd be grand.
00:32:46She'd be grand.
00:32:47OK.
00:32:48Suit yourself.
00:32:50It's your fucking money.
00:32:52It's your fucking money.
00:33:04That's grand, now.
00:33:06Blood's washed off them already.
00:33:08Look, I told you.
00:33:18Here we go.
00:33:21Jesus.
00:33:22Mind the water.
00:33:24Mind the water.
00:33:25I'm trying to mind it.
00:33:27Glen, Wayne, Jessica, come on down here.
00:33:32I'm losing me grip.
00:33:33Nearly there, nearly there.
00:33:35God, she looks gorgeous.
00:33:38Jesus, the weight.
00:33:41You'd think twice about eating him, wouldn't you?
00:33:42No.
00:33:47My fingers are stuck.
00:33:48Oh, God love you.
00:33:49There you go.
00:33:50The man from Del Monte.
00:33:52Here, Wayne, come here.
00:33:53Show me.
00:33:57There, is that better?
00:33:58Yeah.
00:33:59No.
00:34:00Good man.
00:34:02Uh-uh.
00:34:03That counted.
00:34:06Right.
00:34:13Fuck.
00:34:16She was fucking colourblind as well.
00:34:18That burger looks like a fucking sausage.
00:34:20Shut up, lady, will you?
00:34:21It's nice and bright.
00:34:25Is he still complaining?
00:34:27No.
00:34:28He's grand.
00:34:30God.
00:34:31He's got the collywobbles.
00:34:32Don't worry, love.
00:34:33It'll be great.
00:34:34Wait and see.
00:34:44Take him to Missouri, man.
00:34:46Take him to Missouri, man.
00:34:48Yee-haw!
00:34:50Yee-haw!
00:34:52Yee-haw!
00:35:00You're going to be late, lady.
00:35:01Shit, we're late, Bimbo.
00:35:02Hurry up.
00:35:17Oh, shit.
00:35:18Beaten neck.
00:35:20Can't even suit up, arsehole.
00:35:21Come on, come on.
00:35:31Cardinal Small, 165.
00:35:34Cardinal Large, 185.
00:35:37Cardinal Small, 165.
00:35:40Cardinal Large.
00:35:43Jase.
00:35:44Jase.
00:35:49Why didn't you fucking warn me?
00:35:51I forgot you weren't there.
00:35:53What?
00:35:54I was concentrating.
00:35:58Shit.
00:35:59We need a mop.
00:36:00We need a fucking engine.
00:36:02Come on, will you?
00:36:03No, lady.
00:36:04We've got to get it ready.
00:36:05Business is business.
00:36:09We'd better not miss her.
00:36:10We won't.
00:36:11We'd better not.
00:36:12Have you up two-nothing by the time we get in there?
00:36:14For Jesus' sake.
00:36:18To make sure the clinic are decreased a bit.
00:36:21Come on, lads!
00:36:24Come on, Ireland!
00:36:26There can only be a few more.
00:36:27Aimed at Cascarino.
00:36:29Won by Butcher.
00:36:31Now here's Sheedy.
00:36:34Sheedy's won it back.
00:36:35And Sheedy shoots.
00:36:36Yeah!
00:36:37Yeah!
00:36:43Yeah!
00:36:44It's going to take a moment of inspiration like that
00:36:46to break through.
00:36:48And Kevin Sheedy
00:36:50has right out of nothing
00:36:52conjured the equaliser.
00:36:55Truly stupendous strike
00:36:57by the Everton midfielder.
00:37:00A goal all of his own making.
00:37:02Diving in the wind.
00:37:03Not going to mind.
00:37:09And now with
00:37:10less than 30 seconds of normal time to go
00:37:13Ireland have a throw.
00:37:16Ray Houghton.
00:37:18Tony Cascarino.
00:37:20McLaughlin trying to get in there.
00:37:21Robson getting it away.
00:37:24McCarthy happy to let it roll out of play.
00:37:29English thoughts that
00:37:31there could be
00:37:33more than a draw in it.
00:37:35But it's a great result for Ireland.
00:37:38A point certainly lost by England.
00:37:58We better get going.
00:37:59All right, you lead the way. Go on.
00:38:08Come on.
00:38:34Here we go, here we go.
00:38:36Oh, Jesus.
00:38:42Here we go.
00:38:43They be coming for chips tonight.
00:38:45Sure they will.
00:38:47Here we go, here we go, here we go.
00:38:55Oh, jeez.
00:38:56About to send you me fucking hair again.
00:39:01Say your prayers.
00:39:07Oh.
00:39:13Will I open it?
00:39:36Oh.
00:39:44Oh, shit.
00:39:46Here, Bimbo.
00:39:51Fingers.
00:39:56Jesus Christ, Bimbo.
00:39:57Could you not wait till we sold something?
00:39:59I was a bit hungry.
00:40:03Here's someone.
00:40:07Yes, son?
00:40:08A charcoise.
00:40:09What?
00:40:10A charcoise.
00:40:12Well, you fuck off, Ireland.
00:40:15What's that?
00:40:16A big booger.
00:40:17Right, and what does it say up there?
00:40:20Bimbos.
00:40:24Boogers.
00:40:25Right, and what else?
00:40:26Fresh fish.
00:40:28Today's chips today.
00:40:29That's right.
00:40:30And what does it say up there?
00:40:32Bimbo's.
00:40:33Fresh fish.
00:40:34Today's chips today.
00:40:35That's right.
00:40:36It doesn't say anything about a charcoise, does it?
00:40:38No.
00:40:39No, it doesn't.
00:40:40Sure it doesn't.
00:40:41So, fuck off.
00:40:44Ah, days only, little young fella.
00:40:49Oh, shite.
00:40:51Early days.
00:40:52Me bollocks.
00:40:57Don't mind me.
00:41:01Oh, there's people coming.
00:41:03Loads of them.
00:41:05Oh, great stuff.
00:41:11They're coming home from bingo.
00:41:17Oh, jeez!
00:41:19Me eyes!
00:41:20Me fucking eyes!
00:41:21Me eyes!
00:41:22What's that shacking?
00:41:23Here, here.
00:41:25What'll they do?
00:41:26I don't know.
00:41:27Take the orders.
00:41:28Pay it by ear.
00:41:34How are yous?
00:41:41Who's first?
00:41:48They won't listen to me.
00:41:51I caught the large one.
00:41:53I caught the large one.
00:41:54Here we go.
00:42:00Yahoo!
00:42:01In you go.
00:42:03Oh, yeah, bollocks.
00:42:04A fresh cod this month.
00:42:07Spice booger, an ordinary booger.
00:42:10Spice booger.
00:42:12Another cod.
00:42:13Here, here, here, here.
00:42:14Give us two.
00:42:15Ah, here, never mind them.
00:42:17You come over here and help me.
00:42:18Bimbo, you take over over there.
00:42:20Shoot them orders out again now, Bimbo.
00:42:21We'll get them sorted out.
00:42:22What was it you ordered, Luke?
00:42:24I caught the large one.
00:42:25Coming up.
00:42:27I hope she fucking chokes on them.
00:42:29Spice booger, an ordinary booger.
00:42:33Spice booger.
00:42:49Yes, that's sweet.
00:42:50Yes, missus.
00:42:51Mars or Twix just?
00:42:52Ah, Twix.
00:42:53Twix.
00:42:55Sorry, Bimbo.
00:42:59There you go.
00:43:00That's before April 92.
00:43:01You've loads of time, what?
00:43:08You better be quick with that batter.
00:43:11What is that?
00:43:13Oh.
00:43:15Mother of God.
00:43:18You want to get out of the way there, missus,
00:43:20you'll be fucking trampled on.
00:43:28Oh, good fuck, Pearl fucking Harbour.
00:43:31Spice booger.
00:43:48You're burned.
00:43:49Now, now.
00:43:51What do you want?
00:43:52Curry chips.
00:43:53No curry chips.
00:43:54Why not?
00:43:55Because we're not fucking Chinese.
00:43:56This is an Irish chipper, right?
00:43:57Next.
00:43:58Hold on, hold on.
00:43:59I'll have a large single and a spice booger.
00:44:01Large single and a spice, do you?
00:44:03This is the business.
00:44:04Right, you in the head, what do you want?
00:44:06World's peace.
00:44:07You're burned.
00:44:13Will you watch that?
00:44:18Will you look at me shoes?
00:44:21Buy yourself a new pair.
00:44:22A nice one.
00:44:25Fair enough, what?
00:44:26Home, so what?
00:44:29Hey, this is a new pair.
00:44:36Well, now.
00:44:42Give the other one.
00:44:44Right.
00:44:57Ma.
00:45:00Ma, looky.
00:45:02I don't know what it is.
00:45:03There, looky.
00:45:05God, it's like a rash or something.
00:45:08I don't know.
00:45:09Here, give us a look.
00:45:11Jeez, that's gas.
00:45:13I have it too, look.
00:45:15I shaved over it, but it's still there, though.
00:45:18Do you know what it is?
00:45:19What?
00:45:20The fat coming up off the hot plate.
00:45:23See, you were on the left, and I was on the right.
00:45:27Jeez, poor Bimbo must be in tatters.
00:45:28He was in the middle.
00:45:31Humour.
00:45:39How did the exam go?
00:45:41Okay.
00:45:42Okay?
00:45:44Only okay?
00:45:46Mr. Gage, I told him.
00:45:48Ah, I knew it.
00:45:49Black spots, you are lying.
00:45:51You did brilliantly, right?
00:45:53Okay, I did brilliantly.
00:45:54I did brilliantly.
00:46:13We're running out.
00:46:14What?
00:46:15We're running out.
00:46:25There you are.
00:46:27You were not to spend all that on food.
00:46:28Now, do you hear me?
00:46:29You need to buy something nice for yourself.
00:46:31Yes, master.
00:46:38And it's now Romania's second substitute,
00:46:41Daniel Timotei, Dynamo Bucharest,
00:46:44midfield player, to step forward.
00:46:47The sequence now is that if he should miss,
00:46:49he should miss.
00:46:50to step forward.
00:46:51The sequence now is that if he should miss this,
00:46:54and Ireland's last penalty taker should score,
00:46:57then the match of the progress are Ireland's.
00:47:02Timotei against Bonner.
00:47:14He's fucking gorgeous!
00:47:18The big man from Donegal has set it up
00:47:23for a victory.
00:47:30This is the moment that he'll treasure
00:47:31for the rest of his days at school.
00:47:39And who is stepping forward to assume the task?
00:47:44David O'Leary of Oxford.
00:47:45David O'Leary!
00:47:46He'll be grand.
00:47:47He takes all Arsenal's penalties.
00:47:48Doesn't he, so?
00:47:49He never took a penalty in his life.
00:47:51Oh, Jesus, he'll crack, lads.
00:47:52I'm telling you.
00:47:53Shut up. Shut up.
00:47:56It is 52nd international appearance.
00:47:59David O'Leary is entrusted with the responsibility
00:48:04of taking the penalty that could send Ireland
00:48:08into the quarterfinals of the World Cup.
00:48:12This kick can decide it all.
00:48:17The nation holds its breath.
00:48:32Ireland are through to the quarterfinals
00:48:35of the World Cup.
00:48:41This is the kick that sends Ireland through
00:48:45to the World Cup quarterfinals.
00:48:47What a chance!
00:48:48Come on, yeah, come on!
00:48:49What a fucking...
00:48:51I love Ireland.
00:48:54Come on!
00:48:55I love Ireland.
00:48:56So do I.
00:48:58I love Ireland, Maggie.
00:49:00I know you do, love.
00:49:03After extra time...
00:49:07..and in the high drama of the finale...
00:49:10..he can nail me to the desk any time he wants!
00:49:15I love to be loved.
00:49:27There was nothing to it.
00:49:29I just had to apply to the corporation and that's what I did.
00:49:32Great stuff.
00:49:33So, we have our own patch down on the beach any time we want.
00:49:37Brilliant, isn't it?
00:49:39Yeah, yeah.
00:49:40I'm off to the cash and carry. See you later.
00:49:42See you, love.
00:49:44That woman, she's a revelation.
00:49:46You never know what's hidden, do you, don't you?
00:49:48Oh, you sure don't.
00:49:53Jesus.
00:50:00Look for...
00:50:02Don't go in.
00:50:04Get out of here!
00:50:09Scarlatti has scored again!
00:50:12That's that, I suppose.
00:50:14It's not over yet. Come on.
00:50:33Terrific shot by Donnedoni
00:50:36that Tachibana could only carry.
00:50:38No defender responded quicker...
00:51:02What are you looking at?
00:51:07Yeah!
00:51:09Oh, yeah, boy, yeah.
00:51:11See, I told you.
00:51:13You, you little thief.
00:51:16One, two, three!
00:51:37Yee-haw!
00:51:39I bet he smells.
00:51:41It's a business, yeah.
00:51:44Hey, hey, mind that!
00:51:48Oh, God.
00:51:49Who was it?
00:51:52Jack Russell.
00:51:53Oh, Jesus.
00:51:55Is he dead?
00:51:56Yeah, but it wasn't a thoroughbred. Keep going.
00:51:58Gee, the poor thing.
00:52:00Keep going, will you? We'll send him a wreath.
00:52:03I'm not really laughing.
00:52:05I think it's terrible.
00:52:36What are we doing up here?
00:52:38Look at them all!
00:52:40Like well-cooked burgers.
00:52:43Sunburnt.
00:52:45And hungry.
00:52:48Oh, yeah!
00:52:50Oh, yeah!
00:52:52Oh, yeah!
00:52:54Oh, yeah!
00:52:56Oh, yeah!
00:52:58Oh, yeah!
00:53:00Oh, yeah!
00:53:02Oh, yeah!
00:53:05Come on!
00:53:12It's just both of you, straight line.
00:53:14Get into a straight line.
00:53:17See you all, go back, go back.
00:53:18Go on.
00:53:19They'll teach you about saying things under your breath.
00:53:21Yeah, but Mitch, he didn't say it!
00:53:23I know what I heard. Go on.
00:53:25I was born under a wanderin' star, I was born under a wanderin' star.
00:53:49Meals were made for rollin', meals were made to pack, I never seen a sight that didn't look better, lookin' back.
00:53:58I was born under a wanderin' star.
00:54:07I was born under a wanderin' star, I was born under a wanderin' star, I was born under a wanderin' star.
00:54:27I was born under a wanderin' star, I was born under a wanderin' star, I was born under a wanderin' star.
00:54:37I was born under a wanderin' star, I was born under a wanderin' star, I was born under a wanderin' star.
00:54:48In the forest
00:54:56Sit there now! Enjoy your meal, cheerio.
00:55:01young man takeover here will you, I need oxygen.
00:55:04Aye, cheer up droopy darn.
00:55:07Six singles please, uh no, seven, me as well.
00:55:12I don't want any chips
00:55:14Well, you're getting them. I only own three of them.
00:55:17They're lovely.
00:55:18They're bastards, every fucking one of them.
00:55:21This'll be the last.
00:55:22With a bit of luck, it'll be deaf and dumb.
00:55:25Right, queue up for your chips, sis.
00:55:27Me first!
00:55:28Your mammy first.
00:55:29She's always first!
00:55:34Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:55:36Come here, you!
00:55:37What's your problem?
00:55:38I'll tell you what!
00:55:39Yeah, there's a killing going on down here!
00:55:40What's your problem?
00:55:42It's your problem!
00:55:43The fish.
00:55:44It's fresh.
00:55:45It was grinding hard coming out of the freezer.
00:55:47I've been into it!
00:55:48That's what you're supposed to do!
00:55:50You think you're supposed to ride it?
00:55:52It's not fish.
00:55:56Oh, fuck.
00:55:58What is it?
00:55:59It's white.
00:56:00It's a nappy!
00:56:02Ah, fuck off, would you?
00:56:04He's right, laddie. Fold it up.
00:56:05Oh, God, that's shocking.
00:56:07She must have put it in the batterer.
00:56:08Shut up!
00:56:09Is it a used one?
00:56:10No!
00:56:11Ah, well, that's all right, then, huh?
00:56:13It looks like a bit of fish folded up.
00:56:16That's gas.
00:56:17Your money back and a can of coke.
00:56:19How does that sound?
00:56:20Were the chips all right?
00:56:21What's your name?
00:56:22A tenner. That's my final offer.
00:56:23I have the evidence!
00:56:24Shove the fucking evidence.
00:56:26Here, get out, you unstartable man.
00:56:27Go on, go on.
00:56:28Was she used?
00:56:29This bibbo's?
00:56:30Ah, that's me arse!
00:56:31It must be terrible being baldy in weather like this, isn't it?
00:56:34I'm remembering all of this!
00:56:36Come on, man!
00:56:37Cheerio now, baldy conscience.
00:56:39Keep in touch!
00:56:40Get out!
00:56:44Oh, he'll get the registration.
00:56:46Not in bibbo's shed.
00:56:48He might be following us.
00:56:50Good point.
00:56:54Here!
00:56:55You'll kill him!
00:56:56What?
00:57:00Hey!
00:57:01Here's some more evidence for you.
00:57:03Look!
00:57:04Here!
00:57:05Ah!
00:57:06Well, none of this would ever have happened.
00:57:08Ah, shut up!
00:57:11You've been great pals for years.
00:57:13You should try and make sure that it stays that way.
00:57:16Don't worry, love.
00:57:17The two of you.
00:57:19Don't worry.
00:57:20It's just...
00:57:22He's not used to sharing.
00:57:24Working with someone else.
00:57:26He hasn't worked in years.
00:57:28You're a very patient man, love.
00:57:30No.
00:57:32He's gas, sometimes.
00:57:34I don't know.
00:57:35I don't know.
00:57:36I don't know.
00:57:37I don't know.
00:57:38He's gas, sometimes.
00:57:46It's grand.
00:57:49Good.
00:57:56He doesn't really like me.
00:57:57Sure he doesn't.
00:58:00He does.
00:58:01No.
00:58:02He doesn't.
00:58:05Ah.
00:58:06It doesn't matter.
00:58:25The summer's nearly over, remember?
00:58:27We have to think ahead.
00:58:28Right.
00:58:29The horse show.
00:58:32Waste of time.
00:58:36The horsey crowd don't eat chips.
00:58:38They only eat caviar and that sort of shit.
00:58:42And pheasant.
00:58:43Exactly.
00:58:45You'd be all day trying to get the bottle to stay on a pheasant.
00:58:48Okay.
00:58:50There's some concerts coming up.
00:58:52You'll look.
00:58:55Megadeth.
00:58:56You ever hear of them, Larry?
00:58:57Yeah.
00:58:58You'd love them.
00:59:00They're heavy metal.
00:59:02Do heavy metalers eat chips, Larry?
00:59:05Probably.
00:59:11Megadeth.
00:59:13Ta-da.
00:59:25Don't mind me.
00:59:27See yous.
00:59:34See yous.
00:59:35Mind if I get the results on the CFAX?
00:59:45United.
00:59:53Here.
00:59:55I might have a job for you if you want it.
00:59:58It looks like Diane's going to be busy in the evenings for a while.
01:00:01She's in there.
01:00:02Don't say anything dirty, please.
01:00:05I'm a vegetarian.
01:00:07What?
01:00:08Since when?
01:00:09Tuesday.
01:00:10I know.
01:00:11Here, here.
01:00:12Leave him be.
01:00:13They're his own opinions.
01:00:14Okay, okay.
01:00:16Good luck to you.
01:00:23Do vegetarians eat fish?
01:00:27Some do.
01:00:28Do you?
01:00:30Yeah.
01:00:31I can't.
01:00:32You can do the fish and me and Bimbo look after the rest.
01:00:34How's that?
01:00:36Okay, so?
01:00:37Sound.
01:00:42What about burgers?
01:00:43Is fuck-all meat in them?
01:00:45No.
01:00:46Good man, good man.
01:00:47Stick to your principles.
01:00:51That's the second time you've done that.
01:00:53Who else is there?
01:00:55There's plenty.
01:00:57Maggie's brother.
01:00:58Well, why didn't you say?
01:01:00I don't know.
01:01:04It's nothing.
01:01:05Have your money ready.
01:01:08You didn't know what?
01:01:10I didn't know the situation was vacant.
01:01:14It's not fair.
01:01:15Fair.
01:01:18Fair.
01:01:30Fair.
01:01:31Fair.
01:01:32Fair.
01:01:33Fair.
01:01:34Fair.
01:01:35Fair.
01:01:36Fair.
01:01:37Fair.
01:01:38Fair.
01:01:39Fair.
01:01:40Fair.
01:01:41Fair.
01:01:42Fair.
01:01:43Fair.
01:01:44Fair.
01:01:45Fair.
01:01:46Fair.
01:01:47Fair.
01:01:48Fair.
01:01:49Fair.
01:01:50Fair.
01:01:51Fair.
01:01:52Fair.
01:01:53Fair.
01:01:54Fair.
01:01:55Fair.
01:01:56Fair.
01:01:57Fair.
01:01:58Fair.
01:01:59Fair.
01:02:00Fair.
01:02:01Fair.
01:02:02Fair.
01:02:03Fair.
01:02:04Fair.
01:02:05Fair.
01:02:06Fair.
01:02:07Fair.
01:02:08Fair.
01:02:09Fair.
01:02:10Fair.
01:02:11Fair.
01:02:12Fair.
01:02:13Fair.
01:02:14Fair.
01:02:15Fair.
01:02:16Fair.
01:02:17Fair.
01:02:18Fair.
01:02:19Fair.
01:02:20Fair.
01:02:21Fair.
01:02:22Fair.
01:02:23Fair.
01:02:24Fair.
01:02:25Fair.
01:02:26Fair.
01:02:27Fair.
01:02:29Show me the money.
01:02:36Sorry.
01:02:39Here, show us your money.
01:02:40Your hands are sweaty.
01:02:42Show us your bollocks.
01:02:45A sausage and chips.
01:02:50Sausage and chips.
01:02:51Sausage.
01:02:58Where are you going now?
01:03:07I'm sorry.
01:03:09That was bad, right?
01:03:11Sorry.
01:03:15I'll get back.
01:03:17Sorry.
01:03:23Where the bloody hell were you?
01:03:25Sorry.
01:03:29Two pound ten.
01:03:31I've only got two pound.
01:03:33Here.
01:03:37Two pound.
01:03:39Do you see what he's doing?
01:03:45Hey, Eggers, a light smoke there, please.
01:03:47A light smoke!
01:03:49Smoke called, Kevin. That's your department.
01:03:53Jeez, the heat in here will kill you.
01:03:55That's bad on me.
01:03:59Desperate.
01:04:01You know, this place should be called
01:04:03Pimbo's and Larry's Burgers.
01:04:07No.
01:04:09That wouldn't sound right.
01:04:11Ah, you're right.
01:04:13Too long.
01:04:19Stop that now, lads.
01:04:21Come on.
01:04:23Who said that?
01:04:25He did.
01:04:29Stop that!
01:04:31That's a wagon hat!
01:04:35Out! Come on!
01:04:37You've gone too far. Get out!
01:04:39Dirty, fucking treads.
01:04:43This is ridiculous, Larry.
01:04:45You think so?
01:04:47That's supposed to be a bloody business!
01:04:49Hey, come on. Enough is enough.
01:04:51Stop that!
01:04:55Jesus Christ.
01:04:58Get out of the way!
01:05:08Oh, jeez!
01:05:14Jesus!
01:05:22Fred Astaire!
01:05:24Bastards!
01:05:27It must be drugs!
01:05:29The fucking zombies!
01:05:31Suppose they're going to blame me on this as well?
01:05:35Sorry.
01:05:37It's just this. It'll get to you.
01:05:43Do you know what we need, Pimbo?
01:05:45What?
01:05:47A night on the batter.
01:05:49It'll do us good. What do you say?
01:05:51Right, Larry.
01:05:53OK.
01:05:55Just the two of us.
01:05:57We have a ball.
01:05:59OK. Run!
01:06:19I'm in the mood for dancing
01:06:21Romancing
01:06:24Look at that one, Larry.
01:06:28Here.
01:06:30Stop looking.
01:06:32It's our night off, right?
01:06:38The first of many.
01:06:40Lovely.
01:06:42The fourth of many.
01:06:44Pack me a break.
01:06:50How are yous, girls?
01:06:53How?
01:07:01Lezzars.
01:07:03You're winning.
01:07:05Them!
01:07:07How can you tell?
01:07:09They're with each other.
01:07:11You can just tell.
01:07:13This is the life, man.
01:07:15There it is.
01:07:17What colour socks are you wearing?
01:07:19Blue, it looks like.
01:07:22Why not?
01:07:24I don't know.
01:07:26Wankers and bollocks wear white socks.
01:07:28They wear a different colour.
01:07:30They're wankers, I suppose.
01:07:32I'll do the talking.
01:07:34How are you, lads?
01:07:36We're out there coming from a conference.
01:07:38Go on, then.
01:07:40Thanks very much.
01:07:44Shut up, for fuck's sake.
01:07:46Good bouncers can smell fear.
01:07:48They're like dogs.
01:07:51Shit.
01:08:01Sorry, girls.
01:08:03Two pints when you're ready.
01:08:05Wine bar only.
01:08:07What? Are you serious?
01:08:09What's wrong?
01:08:11Try the wine.
01:08:13Stay right.
01:08:15Aren't we, Anne-Marie?
01:08:17That's grand.
01:08:19A bottle of house red wine.
01:08:23I'm Larry, by the way.
01:08:25This is Brendan.
01:08:27Hello, Brendan.
01:08:29My name's Dawn.
01:08:31This is Anne-Marie.
01:08:33Just pack it there, son.
01:08:35Don't fancy yours too much.
01:08:37If he wants to know, do you want to taste it first?
01:08:39Fucking sure I do.
01:08:41Pardon the French, Dawn.
01:08:44Oh, yes.
01:08:46Eight one.
01:08:48Pour away.
01:08:50How much is that?
01:08:52It's £27, please.
01:08:54That's grand.
01:08:56Here you go.
01:08:58Keep the change.
01:09:00Thanks very much.
01:09:02No problem.
01:09:04For fuck's sake.
01:09:06Cheers, Larry.
01:09:08Oh, yes, indeed.
01:09:10Cheers, Dawn.
01:09:13Thanks very much.
01:09:17£27?
01:09:21Here.
01:09:23What do you think I'm lying about?
01:09:25Don't look!
01:09:33I'd say you're a tough boss to work for, Larry.
01:09:35What?
01:09:37No, no, not really.
01:09:39I'm reasonable enough.
01:09:42I don't take shite from anyone.
01:09:44But once that's established, you know...
01:09:58Here, chum.
01:10:00Another bottle of house red wine.
01:10:02Oh, there you are.
01:10:08How are things at your end, huh?
01:10:11Your complexions are very good,
01:10:13considering you work in a chipper van.
01:10:15Yeah, fucking easy.
01:10:19We're building up a fleet of them.
01:10:23Oh, there's the red wine.
01:10:25Look, on my twist.
01:10:27£27, isn't that it?
01:10:31It's a funny thing to do for a living, really, isn't it?
01:10:35No, not really.
01:10:41No, no.
01:10:45Sorry.
01:10:53His nickname's Bimbo.
01:11:03Stop that.
01:11:05Go on.
01:11:11Go on.
01:11:25No.
01:11:29Fuck you!
01:11:35Where the fuck is he?
01:11:41Come out!
01:11:43Come on, I know you're in there!
01:11:47What's wrong with you?
01:11:49Come out!
01:11:57Are you all right?
01:12:01Well, it's no thanks to you, if I am.
01:12:05You messed it up for me with your woman.
01:12:07Who did I?
01:12:09She didn't like you.
01:12:11I was away on a hack till he opened your mouth.
01:12:13What did I say?
01:12:15You told him about the fucking van.
01:12:21What's wrong with that?
01:12:23Is it not good enough for you?
01:12:25It pays your wages.
01:12:27If you don't want to work in it,
01:12:29you can leave any time you want.
01:12:33I'm sick of you and your bullying.
01:12:35You got off with your woman, then, huh?
01:12:39Yeah.
01:12:43Sorry.
01:12:51That's the stupidest day we've ever had.
01:12:53Dick.
01:12:55Fucking ridiculous.
01:13:01Go home, will you?
01:13:09Here.
01:13:13What about Anne-Marie?
01:13:17I don't want to.
01:13:21Let's go home.
01:13:33I got an A.
01:13:39Shh.
01:13:43What?
01:13:45My exams.
01:13:47I got an A.
01:13:49Your results?
01:13:51Kevin is off to get seven honours.
01:13:53Brilliant.
01:13:55Is he, um...
01:13:57Is he downstairs, is he?
01:13:59He's down there making coffee, like as if nothing happened.
01:14:01Ah, that's Kevin, what?
01:14:03He's cool as a...
01:14:05Oh, Jesus.
01:14:08Ah.
01:14:10I'll get up now and congratulate him.
01:14:14In a minute.
01:14:18God, I'm useless.
01:14:26A wage?
01:14:28Yeah.
01:14:30No one.
01:14:32Every week.
01:14:34It's too messy the other way.
01:14:37It's all right.
01:14:41OK.
01:14:43OK.
01:14:47Where did you get the envelopes?
01:14:49Easons.
01:14:51Good man.
01:14:53All by yourself?
01:14:56Maybe I'm just being mean.
01:14:58No, you're dead right.
01:15:08How many did I put in?
01:15:10That'll be the fourth.
01:15:12God.
01:15:14Just shows you where my head is.
01:15:20I'm sorry.
01:15:23Yeah, it is.
01:15:31You really think I'm doing the right thing?
01:15:33Yes, I do.
01:15:35She's probably sewing a fucking uniform for me.
01:15:39Orange, you know?
01:15:41With a fucking hat.
01:15:43That bitch, I hate her.
01:15:47I should tell him to stick his wages up his arse.
01:15:49You should join a union.
01:15:51No.
01:15:53Freudian, they sure do.
01:15:57Little,
01:15:59what union are you in?
01:16:01The Irish National Union
01:16:03of Vintners, Grocers
01:16:05and Allied Trade Assistants.
01:16:07Yeah, yeah.
01:16:19Larry?
01:16:23Larry!
01:16:25I'm on me break.
01:16:27I'm entitled to
01:16:29ten minutes break
01:16:31for every two hours that I work.
01:16:35Yeah.
01:16:37Every two hours.
01:16:39The both of us.
01:16:41Stop messing, will you?
01:16:43I'm not messing.
01:16:45I'm enjoying myself.
01:16:48I'm entitled to me break.
01:16:50There you go.
01:16:52Kevin as well.
01:16:54You leave me out of this.
01:16:56Jesus.
01:16:58We've done nothing all night
01:17:00except till a few minutes ago.
01:17:02Not the point.
01:17:04Not the point at all.
01:17:06My union rep told me
01:17:08I was available for work.
01:17:10I've five minutes left
01:17:12and I'll sweat for you.
01:17:15Soar.
01:17:17Burger and chips.
01:17:23I don't do burgers.
01:17:27Who's going to get me a fucking burger?
01:17:31Right. What was it you wanted?
01:17:33Full sausage on a burger.
01:17:35Plenty of onion rings.
01:17:38Full sausage.
01:17:42Burger and chips.
01:17:52God, your feet.
01:17:54Sorry.
01:17:58How was it tonight, love?
01:18:04Grand.
01:18:07Grand.
01:18:29Who are you?
01:18:31Dez O'Callaghan.
01:18:33I'm an environmental health officer
01:18:35and I've got nothing to report.
01:18:37You've got nothing to union.
01:18:39No.
01:18:41I'm going to have to inspect your premises.
01:19:05Have you got a warrant?
01:19:07I don't actually need one.
01:19:09I'm entitled to inspect these premises
01:19:11under the Food Hygiene Act.
01:19:21Uh-huh.
01:19:27Can I see your hands, please?
01:19:29I now here.
01:19:32Do we pass?
01:19:34I'm afraid not.
01:19:36I'm finished.
01:19:38I'm going to have to close you down, love.
01:19:40I know. Hang on a minute.
01:19:42Just hear me out, please.
01:19:44Thanks.
01:19:46Which one of you is the proprietor?
01:19:48I am. I am.
01:19:50All right.
01:19:52Mr Reeves.
01:19:54All right.
01:19:56Mr Reeves.
01:19:58All right.
01:20:01I have to tell you
01:20:03that your van poses a grave and serious danger
01:20:05to public health.
01:20:07I'm closing you down now.
01:20:09What about our fucking jobs?
01:20:11Shut up, will you?
01:20:13The floors are filthy.
01:20:15The walls are filthy.
01:20:17The foodstuffs aren't properly covered or stored
01:20:19and you are
01:20:21personally unclean.
01:20:23Especially your colleague.
01:20:25I'm sorry.
01:20:27Your fingernails
01:20:30are what my mother would call a disgrace.
01:20:32There are enough breaches of the food hygiene regulations
01:20:34in here to land you a hefty fine
01:20:36and even a custodial sentence.
01:20:38What? Jail, do you mean?
01:20:40Pull the other one.
01:20:42Just shut up!
01:20:46It's not that bad.
01:20:48Yes, it is.
01:20:50A week.
01:20:52Mr Reeves,
01:20:54I'm giving you a week.
01:20:56However, Mr Reeves,
01:20:59I warn you,
01:21:01if you fail to carry out even one
01:21:03of the demands on this list,
01:21:05I'm going to have to close you down.
01:21:09Cheerio.
01:21:13Nice fellow, huh?
01:21:17I hope you're happy now.
01:21:23I had nothing to do with this!
01:21:25Yeah.
01:21:27I never saw a hair to him before today.
01:21:29This is crazy.
01:21:31It had nothing to do with me.
01:21:33So you said.
01:21:35Are you listening to me, are you?
01:21:37Let me up.
01:21:39I will, I will, just listen to me.
01:21:41Now your man coming here today
01:21:43had nothing to do with me, right?
01:21:45I didn't rat on you.
01:21:47Do you believe me?
01:21:49Yeah.
01:21:51Yeah, I believe you.
01:21:53Right.
01:21:56What's that supposed to mean?
01:21:58You are going to get me anyway.
01:22:00What do you mean?
01:22:02One way or another with your union.
01:22:04Shut up.
01:22:06You told someone about me
01:22:08and that woman in the nightclub.
01:22:10No, I didn't.
01:22:12You told Wesley.
01:22:14I didn't.
01:22:16Does Maggie know?
01:22:18Am I that bad?
01:22:20Yeah.
01:22:22I pay her well.
01:22:25Don't I, don't I, Lenny?
01:22:27Yes, yes, you do, yeah.
01:22:29Well then.
01:22:31It's just when we started,
01:22:33when we got the van.
01:22:35When I bought the van, do you mean?
01:22:37Forget it.
01:22:39When I, when me and Maggie bought the van.
01:22:41Come on back.
01:22:43Fuck off.
01:22:45Come on.
01:22:47Fuck off.
01:22:55Fuck off.
01:23:11Sorry.
01:23:15Let's go for the point.
01:23:25The Eastern Health Board.
01:23:27Fuck off.
01:23:29Ah, Larry.
01:23:31I won't be going back.
01:23:33Yeah.
01:23:35I'll pay you redundancy money though, Larry.
01:23:37Thanks very much.
01:23:39I'll buy a fucking shipper van with it.
01:23:41What happened, Larry?
01:23:43I don't know.
01:23:45Two points.
01:23:47Come on, Larry.
01:23:49Come on.
01:23:51The best walker in the world.
01:23:5450-50.
01:23:56Yo, what do you say?
01:23:5850-50.
01:24:00What are you fucking talking about?
01:24:0250-50.
01:24:04The half for me and...
01:24:06the way it was.
01:24:08Forget it.
01:24:10Go on. Partners.
01:24:12Forget it. Fuck that.
01:24:14No way.
01:24:16Larry, you're my best friend.
01:24:18Bollocks.
01:24:24Fuck.
01:24:44I'm going to kill it.
01:24:46What?
01:24:48I'm going to kill
01:24:50the poxy van.
01:24:54Hey, come back here, you.
01:24:56Bimbo, come back.
01:24:58It's my road.
01:25:00Hey, stop.
01:25:02Come back here, Bimbo.
01:25:04Jeez.
01:25:06Come in.
01:25:08Hey, do you want to eat it tomorrow?
01:25:10No, Larry.
01:25:12Oh, fuck.
01:25:14Come on.
01:25:16Come on.
01:25:18Come on.
01:25:20Come on.
01:25:23Fuck.
01:25:45Here, wake up.
01:25:47No problem.
01:25:53Jesus.
01:26:03Oh, jeez.
01:26:09That was Wally.
01:26:11Fuck the deli.
01:26:13That was Wally there.
01:26:15Georgie Bollocks.
01:26:17Did you see him?
01:26:19Did you see him?
01:26:21Did you fucking see him?
01:26:23Who?
01:26:25Mind the fucking road.
01:26:35You ready, Larry?
01:26:37I hope you get into a car
01:26:39with that shite bag.
01:26:41Here it goes.
01:26:47You don't regret it.
01:26:51No, I won't.
01:26:53Not me.
01:26:59Don't do it.
01:27:01I told you not to do it, Bimbo.
01:27:21Mission accomplished.
01:27:33Oh, Jesus.
01:27:39Where are you, you fucking idiot?
01:27:41Oh, jeez.
01:27:43The pain.
01:27:45The pain.
01:27:47Come on, Bimbo.
01:27:50I did it.
01:27:52I did it, Larry.
01:27:54Come on, before we die.
01:27:56Easy peasy.
01:27:58Easy peasy, my bollocks.
01:28:20Fuck.
01:28:42A day at the seaside.
01:28:44Christ.
01:28:50Come on.
01:29:00Shoes and socks, Bimbo.
01:29:02Come on.
01:29:04You'll catch your death.
01:29:16We'll be able to come back from when the tide's out.
01:29:19I'm sorry, Bimbo.
01:29:50We'll be able to get her back.
01:29:52We can come back with shovels.
01:29:56No.
01:30:20Come on.
01:30:22Come on.
01:30:24Come on.
01:30:26Come on.
01:30:28Come on.
01:30:30Come on.
01:30:32Come on.
01:30:34Come on.
01:30:36Come on.
01:30:38Come on.
01:30:40Come on.
01:30:42Come on.
01:30:44Come on.
01:30:46Come on.
01:30:49Come on.
01:30:59What's wrong?
01:31:05Give us a hug, Mary, will you?
01:31:09I need a hug.
01:31:19Come on.
01:31:21Come on.
01:31:23Come on.
01:31:25Come on.
01:31:27Come on.
01:31:29Come on.
01:31:31Come on.
01:31:33Come on.
01:31:35Come on.
01:31:37Come on.
01:31:39Come on.
01:31:41Come on.
01:31:43Come on.
01:31:45Come on.
01:31:48Come on.
01:31:50Come on.
01:31:52Come on.
01:31:54Come on.
01:31:56Come on.
01:31:58Come on.
01:32:00Come on.