• 4 months ago
The stars of 'Deadpool & Wolverine' take Vanity Fair's infamous lie detector test. Has Ryan Reynolds and wife Blake Lively watched 'The Green Lantern' together as a family? Was he actually behind the 2014 test footage leak of the original 'Deadpool'? How many copies of the 'Sexiest Man' issue did Hugh Jackman buy? Was the main reason why Hugh came back to 'Deadpool & Wolverine' to kick Ryan's butt again?


Director: Adam Lance Garcia
Director of Photography: Jack Belisle
Editor: Christopher Jones; Louis Lalire
Featuring: Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds
Producer: Madison Coffey
Line Producer: Romeeka Powell
Associate Producer: Lyla Neely
Production Manager: Andressa Pelachi
Production Coordinator: Elizabeth Hymes
Talent Booker: Lauren Mendoza
Camera Operator: Chloe Ramos
Gaffer: David Djaco
Grip: Mar Alfonso
Audio Engineer: Sean Paulsen
Production Assistant: Kelsey Cueller, Raven Kilgore
Post Production Supervisor: Christian Olguin
Post Production Coordinator: Ian Bryant
Supervising Editor: Doug Larsen
Assistant Editor: Fynn Lithgow
Special Thanks: Louis Conte
Transcript
00:00The test footage for the original Deadpool leaked onto the internet.
00:03Hm?
00:04Were you behind the leak?
00:06That's a great question.
00:08Mm.
00:08This is a great question.
00:09Mm.
00:10Pass.
00:11Please just answer the ques-
00:12Oh, well, for f***'s sake.
00:14Hugh.
00:15Ryan.
00:16Hello.
00:17We've brought you here today to take a lie detector test.
00:19Right.
00:20This is Louis, our polygraph expert.
00:22Hi, Louis.
00:22Hello, Louis.
00:23Oh, he said his name was Lou when we walked in.
00:24Yeah, I thought it was Lou.
00:25That's your first lie, Lou.
00:26Either way.
00:27Oh, now we're being serious and professional.
00:29Yes.
00:29Hello, Louis.
00:30Okay, well.
00:30One of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other will ask the questions.
00:33But we'll both be in expertly lit rooms all day.
00:37And then you'll switch.
00:38Yeah.
00:39Ryan, you'll take the hot seat first.
00:42Oh, f***.
00:43Okay.
00:47It's a different kind of kink.
00:51Lou, smile.
00:52Should I put my hand down or should I just keep it in this really weird...
00:55Ryan, to calibrate the machine, I'm going to ask you some straightforward questions.
01:00Please answer honestly and short.
01:04Yeah.
01:05Thanks.
01:05Yeah.
01:06Is your full name Ryan Rodney Reynolds?
01:08Yes, it is, unfortunately.
01:09Are you from Vancouver, Canada?
01:11Yeah, in and around.
01:14That was okay.
01:14Okay, we're doing fine.
01:15He was upset for you.
01:16Well, I mean, I was technically born in a place called Murrayville.
01:18It doesn't matter.
01:19You know what?
01:19I'll leave the questions to you.
01:21Thank you, Reynolds.
01:22Are you about to take a lie detector test?
01:25No s***.
01:28Louis, you're not meant to be smiling, Louis.
01:30Louis, don't f***ing blow this for us, Louis.
01:35Okay.
01:35Yeah, I had my lips done.
01:39Deceptive.
01:42Oh, this is a Magic 8-Ball over here.
01:43I love it.
01:44You previously talked about failing a high school drama class.
01:48Does this explain your limited range?
01:51Wow, that is really amazing.
01:55I think it's like one of many explanations of my limited range.
01:59I don't think anyone wants to see me as like a Dutch Impressionist painter.
02:02Right, Metallica?
02:03Am I right, Louis?
02:04Louis doesn't want to f***ing see that movie.
02:07Louis, do you want to see that movie?
02:08Appreciate the effort, right?
02:12No, we're good.
02:13Are all the characters you play just Ryan Reynolds?
02:16Yeah, sometimes Ryan Rodney Reynolds, unfortunately.
02:19Truth.
02:21Will we ever see Ryan Reynolds the musical?
02:24Gosh, only if they get the rights after my death.
02:29Deceptive.
02:30Oh, Jesus.
02:30Fair enough.
02:31Remember when they did that commercial with like Fred Astaire and a mop?
02:34I was like, whoa, somebody's estate messed up.
02:38Okay, is it true that your worst audition tape featured you singing?
02:42Oh, yeah, most of the worst things that have happened to me involved singing.
02:45Lips?
02:46Yeah.
02:46Yes?
02:47What was the song?
02:49No, I don't remember.
02:51Truthful.
02:51Oh, Truthful, okay.
02:52I don't remember.
02:53Did you get the part?
02:54No, you don't remember.
02:55Okay.
02:55Oh, no, no, no, no.
02:56They actually just didn't even bother making it.
02:58They saw me do it and they're like, you know what?
03:00We've seen enough.
03:01I know that's deceptive.
03:02Self-deprecation slash deceptive.
03:05Evasive.
03:05Deceptive.
03:07Deceptive, yeah.
03:08Oh, thank you.
03:08We got your number here, buddy.
03:10We totally got your number.
03:11Do you prefer Louis or Lou?
03:12Lou.
03:13Truthful.
03:15Next question, please.
03:19You ran the 2008 New York City Marathon.
03:23What was your time?
03:27I don't keep track of such things.
03:28Three hours and 52 minutes.
03:32Suck it, Lou.
03:33It was three hours and 52 minutes.
03:35There's nothing wrong with a five and a half hour marathon.
03:37I only remember it because some fuck walked up to me in a bar and was just like,
03:40hey, what was your time in the marathon?
03:42And before I even say it, he was like, I was 3.51.
03:44I was like, oh, did you Google search the fucking thing?
03:48Fucking deceptive.
03:50Did you finish the New York City Marathon?
03:52I sure did.
03:55Truthful.
03:55Truthful.
03:56Okay.
03:57Would you ever run it again?
03:58Absolutely not.
04:00Truthful.
04:01Yeah.
04:02Do you really need more people cheering for you?
04:04I mean, yeah.
04:05I'm just a black hole of, you know, unquenchable thirst for validation.
04:11I want to hear the answers.
04:13Very truthful.
04:13Wow.
04:14No.
04:15Some editorializing from Lou.
04:17Yeah.
04:19It's outside the scope of, you know what?
04:21Next question, actually.
04:22You and your wife, Blake Lively.
04:24Hang on.
04:24Let me just ask a question.
04:25Thanks for saying the whole name.
04:28Is Blake Lively really your wife?
04:31Yes.
04:32Truthful.
04:33Is it an arrangement ship?
04:35Well, there's a 25-year contract.
04:37Sure.
04:37I don't think she can make it.
04:40Deceptive.
04:4215 years.
04:43Got it.
04:44Okay.
04:44You both started on Green Lantern.
04:46Have you watched the Green Lantern yet as a family?
04:52I would actually genuinely rather watch just a fucking 24-hour marathon of Paw Patrol.
05:00But I have not watched it as a family.
05:03My kids have seen the trailer.
05:05I saw the movie recently.
05:07Yeah.
05:07There was a, what do you want to call it?
05:08It was called a global pandemic.
05:10And during that time, I'd finished Netflix, finished HBO Max, finished every streaming platform.
05:16That exists.
05:17I had watched all the fucking Bob Ross specials in Backwards even, by the way, which is a shot-for-shot remake of The Exorcist.
05:25And time to watch the Green Lantern.
05:29Yeah.
05:29And it was...
05:30Truthful.
05:30Yeah.
05:31Oh, yeah, Lou.
05:32I watched the Green Lantern.
05:33Lou's got time.
05:33I was a little drunk.
05:35That's also truthful.
05:36You don't even need to...
05:37Will you ever watch Van Wilder as a family?
05:40Oh, that's a good question.
05:41Somebody just asked me what happened to the dog and how's the dog doing in Van Wilder?
05:45It was shot 27 years ago.
05:46So the dog just turned 40.
05:47I'm sure he's great.
05:48I was meant to show you that.
05:50Oh.
05:51Yeah.
05:51Do you want to have a look at it, anyone?
05:52True story, though, that I don't know why.
05:54Not my body.
05:55That's just my head.
05:56I don't know...
05:56I was going to say, you're in great shape.
05:58Yeah.
05:58Right? Really?
05:59Yeah.
05:59Wow.
06:00Yeah.
06:00Okay, that's enough of that.
06:01Is that true about the body?
06:03Truthful.
06:03Yeah.
06:04Fair enough.
06:05On July 27th, 2014...
06:08Oh.
06:08Oh.
06:09Okay.
06:09Mm-hmm.
06:10You okay?
06:10Yeah, I'm perfect.
06:11Yep.
06:11The test footage for the original Deadpool leaked onto the internet.
06:14Mm-hmm.
06:16Were you behind the leak?
06:18That's a great question.
06:19Mm-hmm.
06:20This is a great question.
06:21Mm-hmm.
06:22Pass.
06:22I just want to remind you that you are hooked up to a polygraph machine.
06:25I just want to remind you that this does not follow the letter of the fucking law.
06:30And if I wanted to break out of this room and destroy everything in my path, I will.
06:35I...
06:36I would say that I...
06:38What is the question?
06:39And there's that guy.
06:40No, no.
06:41I guess I could, you know...
06:41No.
06:42Lou wants to...
06:42Lou.
06:43Lou, I'll tell you after, though.
06:44But I...
06:45Please just answer the question.
06:46Oh, well, for fuck's sake.
06:47Oh, great.
06:47Lou's done.
06:48I mean, I might have provided an assist.
06:51Truthful.
06:51Tru...
06:52I was Scotty Pippin.
06:53Hey, I was just there doing my job.
06:55And, uh...
06:55You were not doing...
06:56Someone else gets all the credit.
06:57Okay.
06:57Got it.
06:58You starred in Free Guy opposite this man.
07:03Mm-hmm.
07:03Oh, yes.
07:04Channing Tatum.
07:05Handsome, charming, talented.
07:08Do you think he would make a good gambit?
07:10I do.
07:11Truthful.
07:12Do you wish his gambit film had been made?
07:17That's not something I think about very often.
07:19But, uh...
07:21Yeah, of course.
07:21I...
07:22I want his dream to come true.
07:23I love this guy.
07:25Truthful.
07:26Truthful.
07:26This is a great guy right here.
07:27I like the artistic tone.
07:28Sorry, he'd make a great Wolfie, I think.
07:30That might be another dream of his.
07:31Thank you very much.
07:32I'll find out.
07:33Oh, sorry, sorry.
07:34Yeah, I got real lost in there.
07:35Not a lot of people make the Tony Zavala's work.
07:37But he did.
07:38He does.
07:39Did you lie at any point during this lie detector test and we didn't catch you?
07:42Oh, for fuck's sake, yes.
07:45Deceptive.
07:46Oh!
07:47Yes!
07:48Deceptive about the lie.
07:49That's Karam Magar right there.
07:51Ha ha!
07:51Come on!
07:52You wanna sit down over here?
07:53Uh, I'm terrified.
07:55Oh, yeah.
07:56The little spikes in there.
07:57And one on the tip of your penis.
07:59All right.
08:00Hugh.
08:01To calibrate the machine, I'm gonna ask you some straightforward questions.
08:04Please answer honestly.
08:05Hmm.
08:06Is your full name Hugh Michael Jackman?
08:09Yes.
08:10Do you ever just wing it, say fuck it, and go by Michael Jackson?
08:14No.
08:15Sorry, Michael Jackman?
08:17No.
08:18Okay.
08:18Truthful.
08:19That's great.
08:20But I'm gonna start.
08:24Are you from Sydney, Australia?
08:26Yes.
08:27Truthful.
08:28He's from fucking Milwaukee.
08:29Can you notice the tone?
08:30The tone is like, how could you even ask?
08:32Maybe a little bit more.
08:33Are you about to take a lie detector test?
08:36Yes.
08:37You and I are both huge football fans, yeah?
08:39Uh, is it safe to say that Wrexham is a better team than Norwich City?
08:46No.
08:47Truthful.
08:48Not just that I'm telling a lie, but that's truthful in terms of soccer and football.
08:52Noted.
08:54If yes, are you saying because one of your owners gets you good seats?
08:57Well, you know the answer to that, don't we?
08:59Yeah.
09:00Was attending a Wrexham game more fun than this game?
09:04That's versus Chiefs.
09:05Yes.
09:06Truthful.
09:07You like seeing the Chiefs lose, huh?
09:08That's gonna go over well with the internet.
09:10Chiefs won.
09:14I stay to the end.
09:15I never saw the last few minutes of Logan.
09:17What happened?
09:19Logan gets married and has triplets.
09:21Wow.
09:22So you don't support friends.
09:23Noted.
09:24Lou, noted as well.
09:25How many episodes of Welcome to Wrexham have you seen?
09:29Seven.
09:31Deceptive.
09:32Oh!
09:33You son of a bitch.
09:34Gotta be right.
09:35This is how I find out.
09:37It's roughly seven, all right?
09:38Okay, fine.
09:39That's okay.
09:40I don't mind.
09:41In 2008, you were appointed.
09:42Appointed.
09:43Elected.
09:44The sexiest man alive.
09:45I think elected is the term.
09:46How many copies did you buy of that issue?
09:50And how fucking rigged was it?
09:54I bought, I don't know.
09:56Standard, like 1,400.
09:59In moments of insecurity.
10:00Yes.
10:02Do you ever just look in the mirror and say to yourself,
10:05I am the luckiest goddamn bastard to ever make it in show business?
10:08No.
10:09Do you ever remind yourself of your title just to feel better?
10:13The sexiest man alive that no one remembers in 2008.
10:16No one remembers last year.
10:17Go on, carry on.
10:18No.
10:19Of course you do.
10:20He drops that shit and everything.
10:22This is not real.
10:23It's just a comedy show.
10:24Yeah, he can't even make up food without adding that ingredient.
10:27Do you know what year I dethroned you as the sexiest man alive?
10:302010.
10:31Yes, exactly.
10:32Truthful.
10:33100% please.
10:34Is there actually a lot more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking?
10:38Sorry, see how I picked that up first time?
10:41No.
10:42Can you turn right walking down a runway?
10:45Okay.
10:46Are the X-Men films better than the MCU films?
10:54No.
10:57You're giving him the answer?
10:58No, no, no, no.
10:59I'm not giving him the answer.
11:00They are now.
11:01They are now.
11:02What?
11:03Luke?
11:04Truthful.
11:07It's just one of the many off-the-cuff moments you can expect when you see Deadpool and Wolverine
11:10opening everywhere in July 26th.
11:12Okay, then I'm going to say, if you love the MCU so much, have you seen every film in the canon?
11:17No.
11:18Okay.
11:20Deceptive.
11:22Describe season two, episode five of Agent Shield.
11:26I thought so.
11:27You're talking about films.
11:28What?
11:30I'm talking about the film canon.
11:31Oh.
11:32Is there a difference?
11:33Okay.
11:34I don't have cable.
11:35Is your favorite film Ant-Man and the Wasp?
11:38Quantumania?
11:40Yes.
11:41I don't know why that came out so accusatory.
11:43Deceptive.
11:44Deceptive.
11:45Yes.
11:46Please, are you kidding?
11:47No, come on.
11:48Paul Blart, all cop.
11:49That's his favorite movie?
11:50If no, is it because Paul Rudd has aged better than you?
11:53Yes.
11:54What sort of?
11:55Who?
11:56Who hacked with Satan does that man have?
11:58What the hell?
11:59I mean, that guy is unbelievable.
12:00He's like 21.
12:01Yeah.
12:02He's playing Ben Alder.
12:03I know.
12:04I'm over it.
12:05I'm done, right?
12:06Okay, great.
12:07Listen, does it bother you that X-Men 97 was better than most of the X-Men films?
12:13That what?
12:14X-Men what 97?
12:15That the X-Men 97 was better than most of the X-Men films.
12:19They're coming for you, by the way.
12:20No pressure.
12:24Does it bother you?
12:25Doesn't bother me.
12:26Doesn't bother me.
12:27True.
12:28Thank you very much.
12:29Really.
12:30And I really like this.
12:31Library type.
12:32Man of privilege.
12:33Interesting.
12:34Okay, Deadpool and Wolverine is the first time that you've played Wolverine since Logan.
12:39Is the only reason you came back was so you could kick my ass on screen again?
12:44No.
12:47Deceptive.
12:50Right, I know, right?
12:51Truth comes out.
12:53Okay, if no, am I your favorite traveling companion?
12:58Yes.
12:59Truthful.
13:00Wow!
13:01Jesus, Mike, that's amazing.
13:02Yes.
13:03We do travel together.
13:04We do travel all together.
13:05Yeah.
13:06Yeah, I shopped out of a Roll His Foot.
13:07Never mind.
13:08It doesn't matter.
13:09We start opposite this man.
13:11Yes.
13:12Matthew McFadden.
13:13Yes.
13:14Are you jealous that you were never asked to join the Succession cast?
13:17No.
13:18No.
13:19Truthful.
13:20Truthful.
13:21I think that's truthful.
13:22No, but I love it.
13:23It's one of my favorite series.
13:24Yeah.
13:25They really just phoned that in.
13:26Right.
13:27Did they give Razzies for the TV show?
13:30Not heard good things.
13:31Okay.
13:32Okay, wow.
13:33Here we go.
13:34Matthew plays the Time Variance Authority's Mr. Paradox.
13:35To properly do your research, did you watch Loki before working on Deadpool and Wolverine?
13:41No.
13:42No.
13:43Okay, yes.
13:44Hugh, I have a question for you.
13:45Do you find this type of marketing disgusting, crass, and gimmicky?
13:50No.
13:52Have you ever used one of these for popcorn?
13:54No.
13:56Truthful.
13:58Wow, you really walked into that trap.
13:59And canceled.
14:02You know, yeah.
14:03You're really going to want to make sure that all the kernels are really out of the rim there.
14:08Hugh Jackman.
14:09Yeah.
14:10Did you lie?
14:11Yes.
14:14Truthful.
14:15He's being truthful.
14:16Okay, but Lou, are we allowed to like hurt him or tase him or come up or something?
14:20I mean, this is how this is a...
14:21I wouldn't mind doing a little tase while I'm stretching.
14:23NYPD Blue, like Sippowitz?
14:24Physiology is...
14:25Physiology is what it is, dude.
14:27God.
14:28Dude.
14:29Dude.
14:30Wow, come on.
14:31Get some trash talk from Louis.
14:32Yeah.
14:33Can't you just like plug this whole thing into a toaster and throw it in the bath?
14:36Could this seat mat be like a taser?
14:39Crushed it.

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