We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Uncut Full Movie
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Uncut Full Movie
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00:00:00Today, I got divorced by my husband, Aiden Valentino.
00:00:17We've been married for three years,
00:00:19but as fate would have it, he doesn't even
00:00:21know what I look like.
00:00:24Miss Lisa Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Aiden Valentino's behalf.
00:00:27Your three-year marriage contract with him
00:00:29has come to an end.
00:00:30These are your divorce papers.
00:00:33You may keep this mansion, as well as the $2 million
00:00:35you previously borrowed.
00:00:37Please sign.
00:00:43I couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding,
00:00:45and now I can't show up to what is divorce, either.
00:00:47Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino has business
00:00:50in France at the moment.
00:00:51Right.
00:00:52You mean frolicking about with this piece of shit
00:00:54little girlfriend, Patricia Brown?
00:01:00Thank you.
00:01:01Um, I'm sorry.
00:01:08This is just, if you could just pass along a final message
00:01:12to him, you know, for me.
00:01:14Sure.
00:01:15Could you, could you just tell him?
00:01:18Like, in this exact wording.
00:01:21OK.
00:01:22He was so disappointing as a husband,
00:01:24I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.
00:01:28Got that?
00:01:30Goldfish.
00:01:31You got it.
00:01:37We're here.
00:01:40We're here.
00:01:54Today, I got divorced by my husband, Iden Valentino.
00:02:00We've been married for three years.
00:02:02But as fate would have it, he doesn't
00:02:04even know what I look like.
00:02:07Miss Lisa Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Iden Valentino's behalf.
00:02:10Your three-year marriage contract with him
00:02:12has come to an end.
00:02:13These are your divorce papers.
00:02:16You may keep this mansion, as well as the $2 million
00:02:18you previously borrowed.
00:02:20Please sign.
00:02:26Couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding,
00:02:28and now he can't show up to what?
00:02:29His divorce, either?
00:02:30Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino has business
00:02:33in France at the moment.
00:02:34Right.
00:02:35You mean frolicking about with this piece of shit
00:02:37little girlfriend, Patricia Brown?
00:02:46Right.
00:02:47Um.
00:02:53I'm sorry.
00:02:54This is just, if you could just pass along a final message
00:02:58to him, you know, for me.
00:03:00Sure.
00:03:01Could you, could you just tell him?
00:03:04Like, in this exact wording.
00:03:07OK.
00:03:08He was so disappointing as a husband,
00:03:10I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.
00:03:15Got that?
00:03:16Goldfish.
00:03:18Got it.
00:03:23We're here.
00:03:26We're here.
00:03:28You can let loose, Lisa.
00:03:30Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:03:35I don't know about this.
00:03:36Girl, don't be hung over that scumbag.
00:03:39He never even gave a single damn about you.
00:03:42I'm still hopelessly in love.
00:03:45But today, I have to let go.
00:03:47Yeah.
00:03:49You're right.
00:03:50That arrogant asshole isn't worth it.
00:04:04Thank you.
00:04:05Thank you.
00:04:08Someone spiked my drink with aphrodisiac.
00:04:14Ooh.
00:04:18Smash, I found my target.
00:04:21Have fun, OK?
00:04:22I'll meet up with you later.
00:04:23Wait.
00:04:28No.
00:04:29Molly, wait.
00:04:35Oh.
00:04:37Oh, sorry.
00:04:40Sorry.
00:04:43Are you OK?
00:04:44Yeah, I think somebody might have actually drugged my drink.
00:04:46Oh.
00:04:55Aiden Valentino.
00:04:57My ex-husband.
00:04:59Aiden Valentino.
00:05:01My ex-husband.
00:05:05The whole family's bankrupt.
00:05:07Brothers across seas chasing down some chick.
00:05:10How the hell you plan on paying us all that debt your dad owes us?
00:05:13I think the only way she can repay us is by breaking her bones.
00:05:17That sounds so good.
00:05:19Hey!
00:05:20Get away from her.
00:05:22Mind your business, unless you want your ribs broken, too.
00:05:25Let's go.
00:05:26Let's go.
00:05:31And that's how it feels to get your rib broken, too.
00:05:34Are you OK?
00:05:35Thank you.
00:05:36Yeah, of course.
00:05:37What's your name?
00:05:38Aiden.
00:05:39Aiden.
00:05:40Aiden.
00:05:41Aiden.
00:05:42Aiden.
00:05:43Aiden.
00:05:44Aiden.
00:05:45Aiden.
00:05:46Aiden.
00:05:47Aiden.
00:05:48Aiden.
00:05:49Aiden.
00:05:50Aiden.
00:05:51Thank you, Aiden.
00:05:52Don't mention it.
00:06:03I've had a crush on you for five years and married for three.
00:06:08My husband.
00:06:10You don't even know who I am.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:50Oh, my God.
00:07:06Maybe this can be our departing gift.
00:07:10Then it's goodbye forever.
00:07:20Hello?
00:07:31Wonderful, the mistress calls.
00:07:39Hello?
00:07:40Who are you?
00:07:41Aiden Valentino is still asleep.
00:07:43Who is this?
00:07:44Why do you have my boyfriend's phone?
00:07:47Boyfriend?
00:07:48He was my husband until yesterday.
00:07:51Aiden's been calling me babe and battlemite.
00:07:54So who do you think I am?
00:07:56What?
00:07:57Aiden would never.
00:07:58Who is this?
00:08:05You're pretty average.
00:08:10Payback for not showing up for the divorce.
00:08:17That is for cheating on me.
00:08:22Scumbag.
00:08:23Ex-husband.
00:08:28Can I help you?
00:08:35Do you want this?
00:08:37I really don't want any more tickets.
00:08:39I'll let it on eBay if you don't want it.
00:08:41Well, this looks almost brand new.
00:08:43Yeah.
00:08:44Wow, thank you.
00:08:50There's a cute little puppy sticker.
00:08:52Thanks.
00:09:08Just average.
00:09:10Just average.
00:09:12Just average.
00:09:21Where are any of my clothes?
00:09:24Jake, I need a new phone.
00:09:26Yes, sir.
00:09:27Find out who spiked my drink.
00:09:28Yes, sir.
00:09:29And more importantly, I need to find out the woman who was in my room last night.
00:09:34Will do, sir.
00:09:36Will do, sir.
00:09:37Yeah.
00:09:38Also, today is your first day as CEO of a new company that is required.
00:09:41We'd best start heading out.
00:09:42Ah, right.
00:09:43By the way, as per the agreement three years ago,
00:09:45Attorney Jones has filed the divorce papers for you and your ex-wife.
00:09:47Oh.
00:09:48Did she say anything?
00:09:49Um, the missus said, um...
00:09:52You are such a disappointment as a husband that I'd rather marry a goldfish.
00:09:56Rude.
00:09:59Apologies.
00:10:00Her words, not mine, sir.
00:10:03Like the girl from last night.
00:10:06Oh.
00:10:24Chop, chop.
00:10:25Okay, the new CEO's about to arrive.
00:10:27Let's make sure everything looks neat and orderly.
00:10:32Stupid ex-husband making me late.
00:10:34And sore.
00:10:36You were never late.
00:10:37Had a party in last night?
00:10:39No.
00:10:41That's not my style.
00:10:43I heard the new CEO just came back from Europe and he's drooling hot and ultra rich.
00:10:49Whoever married him would be so damn lucky.
00:10:52You think he interested in one of us?
00:10:54Okay, don't be delusional. He's probably old and bald.
00:10:57Oh, you're right.
00:10:58What are you two babbling about?
00:11:00Hey, the CEO's about to be here. We need to go.
00:11:02He's here.
00:11:03He's here.
00:11:04Oh, my God. What's happening?
00:11:05Get up. Go, go, go.
00:11:06Everybody look sharp. Thank you.
00:11:25Okay, smile. Smile.
00:11:28Thank you.
00:11:33Thank you.
00:11:51Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing.
00:12:04Please don't tell me he recognizes me from last night.
00:12:10It is important to maintain a professional image.
00:12:14Next time this happens, don't bother coming to my work.
00:12:23Okay, he doesn't recognize my face but not even my name?
00:12:29Did he even read the divorce papers he sent me?
00:12:31Wait, but that means I can keep this job if he doesn't realize it's me, right?
00:12:36Her hair smells kind of nice.
00:12:38Reminds me of the girl last night.
00:12:42Let her know that I'd like her to be my secretary, please. Thank you.
00:12:48Mr. Valentino has chosen you to be his secretary.
00:12:53What?
00:12:56I'm an engineer.
00:12:58I'm an engineer.
00:13:00I'm an engineer.
00:13:01Hey, hey, hey.
00:13:02Is he out of his mind?
00:13:07Mr. Valentino, this will be your new office for the time.
00:13:17I'm still not quite sure that I understand, sir.
00:13:20Why have an engineer be your secretary?
00:13:23Are you telling me how to do my job?
00:13:26No.
00:13:28Just curious.
00:13:30Ms. Brown was saying that she couldn't reach you on the phone,
00:13:32so she's requested that you pick her up tomorrow.
00:13:53Coffee or tea?
00:13:55Coffee.
00:14:00I'll get that right away.
00:14:03Oh, and next time, knock.
00:14:06It's basic etiquette.
00:14:08Of course.
00:14:09Your Majesty.
00:14:19Have you lost your goddamn mind?
00:14:28You said coffee?
00:14:30Coffee, please.
00:14:31Yeah.
00:14:32Sorry.
00:14:33I'll go get the coffee.
00:14:36She wants my attention.
00:14:42I was going to walk in there,
00:14:44and I was going to say I quit,
00:14:46and then I was going to slap him,
00:14:50and then...
00:14:53Ms. Sampson,
00:14:54the boss wants to see you.
00:14:56Okay.
00:15:00Your coffee, sir.
00:15:07Okay.
00:15:08All right.
00:15:12That's the...
00:15:13Oh, my God.
00:15:14Oh, my God.
00:15:15Lisa Sampson, what are you doing?
00:15:16What are you doing?
00:15:17Do you need something from me, sir?
00:15:19Yes, I need you.
00:15:21I need you to go shopping
00:15:23to get a gift that serves as an apology.
00:15:26Can you do that?
00:15:28It must be for Patricia Brown,
00:15:30for that call I intercepted last night.
00:15:32God.
00:15:36Scumbag.
00:15:37What?
00:15:40I'm just...
00:15:41I'm celebrating
00:15:43because an overly competent engineer,
00:15:46such as myself,
00:15:48am more than qualified
00:15:51to tackle such a daunting task
00:15:54of picking out...
00:15:58Have we met before?
00:16:00Have we met before?
00:16:02We slept together too, dummy.
00:16:04I don't think so.
00:16:07I'm going to go get your gifts now.
00:16:09Thank you.
00:16:14God, this is hot.
00:16:17Jake,
00:16:18an ice pack,
00:16:19ASAP,
00:16:22and another coffee.
00:16:25What is this?
00:16:28Looks like a piece of shit, sir.
00:16:30I think it is intentional.
00:16:35Lisa!
00:16:37Yes?
00:16:39Do you have a problem with me?
00:16:42What?
00:16:43What are you talking about?
00:16:45Because you just landed a giant turd
00:16:47on my desk.
00:16:48Oh.
00:16:50Okay.
00:16:51See, I'm insane.
00:16:53See, I'm an engineer.
00:16:55So all I had was parchment paper.
00:17:02You're just trying to get my attention, aren't you?
00:17:04Don't misunderstand me.
00:17:05I simply thought that brown paper
00:17:08would match Miss Brown's accents.
00:17:10And whoever said this is for Patricia Brown,
00:17:13it's actually for...
00:17:16What's up?
00:17:18How many mistresses do you have?
00:17:20Ex-wife's name, Jake.
00:17:22He's buying gifts for me?
00:17:24He's never gotten me anything
00:17:26in the three years we've been married.
00:17:28Maybe he does have a heart.
00:17:31Oh.
00:17:33Your ex-wife is also named Lisa Sampson.
00:17:36You share the same name as my ex-wife.
00:17:38I'm literally her, dumbass.
00:17:40Huh.
00:17:42Jake,
00:17:43can you get her my ex-wife's address
00:17:46so she can send this to her?
00:17:49Jesus fucking Christ.
00:17:51I know where I live.
00:17:53I'll find the address.
00:17:58Hmm.
00:17:59She wants to play.
00:18:01And I shall indulge her.
00:18:05No, he literally did not remember
00:18:08his own ex-wife's name.
00:18:10Forget his ass.
00:18:11You had fun last night, didn't you?
00:18:13Why don't we go again?
00:18:15No, I, um...
00:18:16No, I, um...
00:18:17I've got a headache,
00:18:18and I don't want to drink.
00:18:20Go ahead.
00:18:21I don't...
00:18:22Yeah, I don't want to drink.
00:18:23Yeah, hey, hey,
00:18:24can I play that?
00:18:25Okay.
00:18:26So, why don't you go to a business dinner
00:18:28and drink with us tonight?
00:18:32Uh, tonight, I can't.
00:18:34I have, um...
00:18:35got plans,
00:18:36and I'm not drinking anyway.
00:18:38Perfect.
00:18:39You can be our designated driver then.
00:18:44Um, no.
00:18:45No.
00:18:50Cheers.
00:18:58Why won't she drink up?
00:19:00This is disrespectful to our culture.
00:19:02How am I supposed to do business
00:19:03with you people like this?
00:19:07Ask me nicely,
00:19:08and maybe I'll save you.
00:19:10Ah, jerk face.
00:19:13How about this?
00:19:15I ordered the oyster soup just for you.
00:19:18It's wonderful for your...
00:19:21health.
00:19:23I'm sure that your wife will be
00:19:26very excited about it later tonight.
00:19:30Hmm, slick.
00:19:32But gross.
00:19:33Hmm, maybe you should be my secretary instead.
00:19:40What are you doing?
00:19:41It's pad thai.
00:19:43It's got peanuts.
00:19:46You know about the boss's peanut allergy?
00:19:48I don't.
00:19:49I don't.
00:19:50I don't.
00:19:51I don't.
00:19:52I don't.
00:19:53I don't.
00:19:54I don't.
00:19:55I don't.
00:19:56I don't.
00:19:57I don't.
00:19:58It's a peanut allergy.
00:19:59And how the hell would you know that?
00:20:01Mr. Valentino is the hottest bachelor in town,
00:20:04so you know all the girls in the office
00:20:06have been talking about it.
00:20:08I knew it.
00:20:09She's interested in me.
00:20:12Please be mindful of social boundaries,
00:20:14Miss Epson.
00:20:15Says the one who hires his ex-wife
00:20:17to be his secretary?
00:20:18Yeah.
00:20:19Excuse me, just a minute.
00:20:23LULZ
00:20:24Excuse me.
00:20:32She's a good secretary.
00:20:34I still don't understand why you wanted me to prank her for you.
00:20:37Because she pranked me earlier, so I want to prank her now.
00:20:39So she has a sense of humor.
00:20:41Don't be so mean to her.
00:20:43I was your college roommate for four years, and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:20:49I was your college roommate for four years, and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:20:56Excuse me.
00:20:57Where are you going?
00:20:58You're my driver.
00:20:59Oops.
00:21:00I better go check on my restaurant.
00:21:01Your next meal is on me.
00:21:17Your grandfather called.
00:21:19He's asking for you and Mrs. Valentino to come back and have dinner with him now that
00:21:21you're back in the country.
00:21:22He doesn't know that we're divorced?
00:21:27Your grandfather's health has declined.
00:21:29Your ex-wife probably didn't want to disappoint him.
00:21:31After all, it is her who's been taking care of him all these years.
00:21:36She wouldn't have even gotten that marriage contract from my grandpa if she didn't have
00:21:40allegedly run into him to save him from an asthma, not to mention the $2 million she
00:21:44got out of it.
00:21:45So why wouldn't she be sucking up to him?
00:21:47It's all for her own benefit.
00:21:49Well, someone has to be nice to your grandpa, Aiden.
00:21:57Come on.
00:21:58Let it out.
00:21:59I should have just let him die, just eat his peanuts and die from his allergy, and then
00:22:05rip up his $2 million check and just throw it on top of his grave.
00:22:09Are you really going to hide the fact that you're his ex-wife?
00:22:12What else am I supposed to do?
00:22:14I waited for three years.
00:22:17And for what?
00:22:18Some pitiful divorce gifts?
00:22:20Which I had to buy and wrap myself?
00:22:22I should just give it up.
00:22:25But you've been in love with him for so long, and you gave up so much for him.
00:22:32Samson, Mr. Valentino is not happy with your lack of goodbyes tonight.
00:22:42He wishes to get an explanation tomorrow.
00:22:44He's insane.
00:22:45I'm quitting.
00:22:46You're Patricia Brown!
00:22:47The Supermodel with the star!
00:22:48The one and only!
00:22:49You're my role model!
00:22:50Can you please let me go?
00:22:51You're Patricia Brown!
00:22:52The Supermodel with the star!
00:22:53The one and only!
00:22:54You're my role model!
00:22:55Can you please let me go?
00:22:56She's earned her modeling career sky high thanks to your help.
00:23:20She broke her leg four years ago, saving my life.
00:23:21I thought I'd give her a little something else.
00:23:22Yeah, take this.
00:23:23Thank you.
00:23:24I didn't think you were so much for picking me up.
00:23:35Please be mindful of social boundaries, Patricia.
00:23:38Okay.
00:23:39Well, I tried to call you two days ago and some random woman picked up.
00:23:43Who was she?
00:23:47Sorry, a puppy ran out from under the car, sir.
00:23:52Was it okay?
00:23:53Yeah, it's fine.
00:23:54It got out of the way in time.
00:23:55Ew.
00:23:56What?
00:23:57What's going on?
00:23:58Ow.
00:23:59I hit my knee.
00:24:00It's hurting.
00:24:01Hey, Jake, we might need to go to the hospital for this.
00:24:02No!
00:24:03No, no, no, no.
00:24:04You don't need to go to the hospital.
00:24:05My knee's too far gone and I'm just reminded of all the pain.
00:24:10But if you spend some time with me, you'll feel better.
00:24:16Get in the car.
00:24:22Letter of resignation.
00:24:25So, Steven's covering for Anna while she's away.
00:24:28I moved your 11 a.m. to 12.
00:24:29And then lastly, the board emailed today.
00:24:31They said as soon as you make sure everything is in order here,
00:24:33they want to transfer you to their new start up in three months.
00:24:36He's only going to be here for three months?
00:24:38That means I don't have to resign.
00:24:41What is that?
00:24:44Your apology for leaving me at the restaurant last night.
00:24:49Okay.
00:24:51It's, it's, it's.
00:24:59You're always falling.
00:25:01You know falling for me will have severe consequences?
00:25:07Actually, I broke my knee a few years ago,
00:25:10saving an ungrateful idiot.
00:25:12And I have 20-20 vision.
00:25:15And what is that supposed to mean?
00:25:17She's calling you ugly, sir.
00:25:18And she's trying to say that she's not blind.
00:25:28Looks like the break-in bolded her.
00:25:30He's special.
00:25:32If he thinks he can bully me into submission, he's got another thing coming.
00:25:37Oh, and get me a file on Lisa Sampson.
00:25:39Wait for secretary, sir.
00:25:41Secretary? Duh!
00:25:47Hello.
00:25:48Hey.
00:25:49Grandpa wants us over for dinner tonight.
00:25:51Family dinner tonight.
00:25:58Okay.
00:26:05I can't keep a secret forever.
00:26:08I cannot do it.
00:26:10There are other jobs in the world.
00:26:12I'll lose this one and find another.
00:26:17Grandpa Valentino?
00:26:19Olga said you weren't feeling well.
00:26:21Oh, ow, ow.
00:26:24I must have hurt something.
00:26:25Sit, sit, sit, sit. Here.
00:26:26I'll be alright.
00:26:28You know, the doctor said it would be healthy for me to have some distractions.
00:26:34Some great-grandchildren, perhaps?
00:26:38Some great-grandchildren, perhaps?
00:26:42Then I could run around chasing after them.
00:26:46Doctor says it's good exercise, Lisa.
00:26:50How about some tea?
00:26:52That would be lovely.
00:26:53Okay.
00:26:55Wait.
00:26:56Where's Ida?
00:27:01Um...
00:27:04Ida and I...
00:27:06Sir, Mr. Valentino Jr.'s car has arrived in the driveway.
00:27:11Well, finally.
00:27:13Let's go get him, my dear.
00:27:15Okay.
00:27:28Sir, Mr. Ida is a bit busy at the moment, so he told me to bring you this new pet first.
00:27:33I get to live another day!
00:27:35Yes!
00:27:42Tell me.
00:27:43Where is he?
00:27:44He's, um...
00:27:45He's helping Miss Brown with her physical therapy.
00:27:47Ugh.
00:27:48Brown is a bitch again.
00:27:50Ah, hat boy.
00:27:53Have a goldfish.
00:27:56I guess I did swap him out for a goldfish.
00:28:04Oh, gosh.
00:28:11Ida, can you open my leg?
00:28:13I need to really stretch my glute.
00:28:16Wider?
00:28:17Open it.
00:28:18More.
00:28:19It's open.
00:28:20More.
00:28:21Okay.
00:28:22Ah!
00:28:31Um, excuse me, sir, but your grandfather insists that you join him.
00:28:34Okay, yes, I think I should go.
00:28:36I thought you wanted nothing to do with your schemey ex-wife.
00:28:44Hey, Grandpa.
00:28:45How are you?
00:28:46Um, I think I'd just come in and check up on you.
00:28:49What are you...
00:28:50Oh, you remember I exist, do you?
00:28:52You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
00:28:55Hell, you missed Lisa.
00:28:57She just left.
00:28:58Even the tea is still warm.
00:29:00You'd rather fly around the world with that dang mistress of yours
00:29:04and spare one glass at your wife.
00:29:06Grandpa, it's not like that between me and Patricia.
00:29:08Don't you mention her name in this house.
00:29:10Go explain to your wife.
00:29:12Actually, there's something that...
00:29:14What?
00:29:15Do you have any idea how she's been taking care of this family this entire time?
00:29:21She takes me to all my doctor visits.
00:29:24Even this tea.
00:29:26She makes the blend all herself.
00:29:31Okay.
00:29:37This tea isn't bad.
00:29:41You could be drinking this every day.
00:29:43Grandpa, it's average.
00:29:45Okay.
00:29:46Did you at least like the goldfish that I brought you?
00:29:48Gave it to Lisa already.
00:29:50You can't bribe me with pets.
00:29:53I want a human great-grandchild.
00:29:56Now go home.
00:29:57And don't you come back unless you bring Lisa with you.
00:30:01Okay, Grandpa.
00:30:07Hey, where'd you go with my tea?
00:30:09It's not bad.
00:30:12Hey, girl. What's wrong?
00:30:14Is your dad still a veterinarian and do you know how to take care of a goldfish?
00:30:17Yes and no.
00:30:19But, girl, you got a goldfish?
00:30:20I got a goldfish.
00:30:22Is it a girl or a boy?
00:30:24All the tea today?
00:30:29Order up. One piping hot tea.
00:30:32I don't know if the diminished brain capacity is from all the hair gel absorbing into his scalp
00:30:36or from Fumi getting himself every day with body spray,
00:30:38but either way, you look like a feral dog and you smell like one, too.
00:30:40How's that for tea?
00:30:43Make sure it's hot!
00:30:48What? Not enough work for you to do?
00:30:50Got enough time to chit-chat with one of your guy co-workers?
00:30:54You know, I don't think I'm actually very good at this whole secretary thing,
00:30:57so maybe I should ask him out.
00:30:58Oh, don't cut yourself short. You make a nice cup of coffee.
00:31:05Not a bad cup of tea, either.
00:31:07It tastes just like the tea from last night.
00:31:13So, tell me, what did you put in it?
00:31:17It's just an herb blend.
00:31:20I didn't realize you liked tea so much.
00:31:25Aiden?
00:31:26Trish, I didn't know you were supposed to be here.
00:31:33First time seeing the mistress in person.
00:31:36She's pretty.
00:31:38But stupid and mean.
00:31:40I have to go shopping. Why don't you come with?
00:31:43I'm a bit busy today.
00:31:45Here, why don't you take the card, Lisa? Take her shopping. Thank you.
00:31:52You two have fun.
00:31:53Men like them stupid, don't they?
00:32:05Take a photo of me holding this, and then we can just throw it out after.
00:32:14Did you just roll your eyes at me?
00:32:20I can tell you want Aiden.
00:32:22He sent you here to serve me.
00:32:25I can spot a gold digger from a mile away.
00:32:27Is that because you spend so much time looking at yourself in the mirror?
00:32:30I'm going to swat away all the flies surrounding Aiden.
00:32:35Fly swarming turtles.
00:32:37Are you calling him a piece of shit?
00:32:38Because I'd be happy to pass on that message.
00:32:42Hey, what is going on?
00:32:44She hit me.
00:32:47I love technology.
00:32:49She hit me, actually. The security cameras never lie.
00:32:58Anyway.
00:33:00As if I haven't watched enough real short shows to know how to deal with bitches like you.
00:33:05Did you hit her?
00:33:06No! She's lying.
00:33:09Thank God that shithead ex-husband didn't take the house and hot tub with it.
00:33:20I can relax after a long day.
00:33:31What is it, shithead ex-husband?
00:33:33Wait, what did you just call me?
00:33:36Mr. Valentino, what's up?
00:33:39Look, I'm a bit drunk, so I'm going to need you to come pick me up at the 7th Heaven bar.
00:33:46What?
00:33:47Yeah.
00:33:48Wait, 7th Heaven? No way I'm going.
00:33:53Should have told me that I have.
00:33:56Ah!
00:34:02Hey.
00:34:05You're cute.
00:34:07Wanna dance?
00:34:09You're drunk. How about I take you home?
00:34:12No, Lisa's coming to pick me up.
00:34:14Oh, I don't think Lisa's coming anywhere.
00:34:17Hey, can you get up?
00:34:18Can you get up?
00:34:19Hey, ever heard of first come first serve, ugly Betty?
00:34:22If he's not coming home with me, he's definitely not coming home with you.
00:34:26Okay.
00:34:28Um, you know what? Let's bet on it.
00:34:31If he comes home with me, you pay his tab.
00:34:33But if he goes home with you, I'll pay yours.
00:34:36Deal. Should have checked the mirror before leaving the house, loser.
00:34:39Great.
00:34:44Wanna come home with me?
00:34:48Uh, yes, that sounds good.
00:34:52What, is he blind? I'm clearly the hot one.
00:34:59Thanks for picking up the tab.
00:35:03Good?
00:35:04Mm-hmm.
00:35:05Why don't you call Jake?
00:35:07Or Miss Poopypants?
00:35:11What, are you jealous?
00:35:12My God, how can he be this hot?
00:35:16Mr. Valentino? Mrs. Valentino?
00:35:18Will you sign?
00:35:23Oh, sorry. Former Mrs. Valentino.
00:35:32Oh, I get it.
00:35:34Sorry for interrupting. Carry on.
00:35:39Rich guys.
00:35:41Only starts dating her after the divorce.
00:35:45Hey, more money for us lawyers.
00:35:51So?
00:35:54Mrs. Valentino.
00:35:57Okay, um.
00:36:02I admit it.
00:36:05I'm your ex-wife.
00:36:08What?
00:36:15Okay, okay.
00:36:20Just kidding, I'm good.
00:36:25Okay.
00:36:38That's nice.
00:36:43You look the same as you did five years ago.
00:36:46I bet you think I skimmed my way into this marriage.
00:36:54When I found out that your grandfather wanted me to marry you,
00:36:58I was so excited I couldn't sleep.
00:37:02Whatever.
00:37:03Anyway, your house.
00:37:07Your hair smells so nice.
00:37:09But not as nice as Lisa Sampson's tea.
00:37:17But why, why does she always yell at me?
00:37:20I don't yell at you.
00:37:24Well then tell me, why do you play so hard to get?
00:37:28What?
00:37:35So confused.
00:37:39Okay, you were drunk.
00:37:42And now you're drunk.
00:37:44Are you messing with me, Ida Valentino?
00:37:47Mrs. Sampson!
00:37:50Look, don't be like all those gold diggers on the TV dramas
00:37:54that are just trying to sleep their way to the top.
00:37:59I'm sorry, are you okay?
00:38:00Don't assume the worst of me.
00:38:02Is money all that you care about?
00:38:04No, I should have left you at the club.
00:38:05Don't call me after 5 p.m.
00:38:10Shit.
00:38:12I fucked up.
00:38:18Got files for you.
00:38:20Hey, I got your favorite page for you.
00:38:22They are quarterly budget reports from the finance department.
00:38:25They need your signature immediately.
00:38:28Okay, I just want to talk a little bit to you about last night.
00:38:30Okay.
00:38:39How's your shoulder?
00:38:41Mr. Valentino!
00:38:42I found the mystery woman that you spent the night with at the resort.
00:38:44What?
00:38:51No, I mean all I can see is silhouettes here, Jake.
00:38:54How am I going to see who it actually is?
00:38:57Thank God it's just a silhouette.
00:38:59It may just be a silhouette,
00:39:01but I have a feeling that she'll come up very soon with a positive pregnancy test
00:39:05asking Mr. Valentino to pay child support.
00:39:07Stop with the overreactive imagination. Take it back, Jake.
00:39:11No way am I pregnant.
00:39:14Samson, your back.
00:39:17What?
00:39:18Your back and the back of your hair look identical to the woman in this video.
00:39:21Identical is a strong word, don't we think?
00:39:24Jake, I need a moment alone with Lisa.
00:39:27He can't prove anything if I just deny it.
00:39:33Take off your blazer.
00:39:34What?
00:39:36You heard me. Take off the blazer.
00:39:40That's an HR violation, actually.
00:39:42Well, if that was you and the security camera, I can go to HR.
00:39:45Now take off the blazer.
00:39:46Stop, stop.
00:39:47Lisa, ignore him.
00:39:48What's the problem?
00:39:49The blazer.
00:39:50We take off the blazer.
00:39:52Take off the blazer.
00:39:54What's going on here?
00:39:55You're trying to steal my boyfriend.
00:39:58Hey, that's enough, Patricia.
00:40:00We're going on our date, right?
00:40:02Great, I'm going to leave.
00:40:04And you're coming with us.
00:40:05What?
00:40:08I can't.
00:40:09I've got a fish to feed at home and I don't want it to go belly up.
00:40:13Is your damn goldfish more important than me?
00:40:17Your boss.
00:40:18The goldfish was gifted to me by a very special man.
00:40:23Well, you're on the clock.
00:40:25So it's either your job or the goldfish.
00:40:28Aydin, you don't need a third wheeler.
00:40:30Patricia.
00:40:32Fine.
00:40:33I'll go.
00:40:35But that's overtime.
00:40:37So you're going to pay.
00:40:40Yeah.
00:40:44Oh my god, Aydin.
00:40:45Did you see that new film I just starred in?
00:40:47Okay, there's this character, an evil queen.
00:40:49And she reminds me so much of your schemey ex-wife.
00:40:55Thank you, my friend.
00:40:56Of course.
00:40:57On the house.
00:40:58Cheers.
00:41:05Oh no!
00:41:07Looks like I got you all wet.
00:41:08I guess you've got to go home and change.
00:41:12Bathroom!
00:41:15Sorry.
00:41:16Schemey queen coming through.
00:41:21Anyway.
00:41:22The production was eh.
00:41:24My coverage, eh.
00:41:25They really should have put a higher budget.
00:41:27I just, like, I'm really confused.
00:41:28Like, clearly didn't know what she was doing.
00:41:30They didn't give me enough bronzer.
00:41:32I just, whatever.
00:41:33But you know me, I'm like...
00:41:39Don't think your dumb tricks will win over Aydin.
00:41:42And who are you to tell me this?
00:41:44His mistress?
00:41:45She loves me.
00:41:55What are you going to do?
00:41:56Hit me?
00:41:58Bingo.
00:42:00You asked for it.
00:42:01Mistress is getting slapped.
00:42:04Hey, what is with all the noise?
00:42:06Aydin, she slapped me!
00:42:08And why would you do that?
00:42:09Because.
00:42:11I'm a super duper evil conniving and scheming little bitch.
00:42:17Don't think I can't fire you.
00:42:18Yes, fire her!
00:42:20You can't.
00:42:21Because I am firing you.
00:42:24For my life.
00:42:25You can't do that.
00:42:26I just did.
00:42:31If I was you, I would take that back!
00:42:34You can't do that.
00:42:35I just did.
00:42:37You...
00:42:38If I was you, I would take that back!
00:42:42Aydin, my leg.
00:42:44It's hurting again.
00:42:45She just fired me.
00:42:47She just fired me!
00:42:58Lisa, can you please bring me in here a tea?
00:43:07Oh my god, this tea sucks.
00:43:09What is this?
00:43:10Simpson left, sir.
00:43:11Remember?
00:43:14Do you want a new one?
00:43:15Or do you want a coffee instead?
00:43:17No, no.
00:43:18I don't want it.
00:43:19Take that away.
00:43:22Yes, sir.
00:43:37Boss doesn't like your blends.
00:43:40Do you know how many different combinations of tea leaves,
00:43:42temperatures, and techniques the former secretary tested
00:43:44and formulated just for Mr. Valentino's palate?
00:43:46Yeah, that's true.
00:43:48Ever since the new CEO arrived,
00:43:50all she would do is carry tea leaves,
00:43:52prepared to make any combination anytime his little heart desired.
00:43:55Such a thoughtful secretary.
00:43:58And such big shoes to fill.
00:44:00How are we ever going to find a replacement?
00:44:02Spill the tea.
00:44:04Does she get fired for trying to seduce the boss?
00:44:08Was that pun intended?
00:44:10Or unintended?
00:44:12Careful not to get fired.
00:44:14Unintended, right?
00:44:17I thought so.
00:44:23She's always so cold to me on the surface,
00:44:26but deep down,
00:44:28she actually really cares about me.
00:44:35What's this?
00:44:36Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:44:38The shop owners send both items here by mistake,
00:44:41so I'll make sure this gets sent back to her address.
00:44:43Okay.
00:44:44I would put your suit in the executive closet,
00:44:46but Samson still has the key.
00:44:49Just hire her back.
00:44:51I mean, I don't get it.
00:44:52When you fire somebody and they take the key,
00:44:54that makes no sense.
00:44:55I thought she was the one that fired you.
00:45:05Be glad I don't have a cat.
00:45:07Otherwise, this fish would already be dead.
00:45:10LOL.
00:45:11Is this the goldfish that she got?
00:45:14Whoever got that for her is lame.
00:45:19Oh.
00:45:21It's a cute puppy.
00:45:23I like puppies too.
00:45:26Going out tonight.
00:45:27Time to find a cute daddy for my puppy.
00:45:31Who are you going out with?
00:45:37No, it's...
00:45:39It's probably best just to be nice.
00:45:40Let me just...
00:45:45Cute puppy.
00:45:50Period.
00:45:51Yeah, that's fine.
00:45:56What?
00:45:58What?
00:45:59Are these hard to get strategies?
00:46:01Is this going too far, Lisa?
00:46:04Geez, Jake.
00:46:06Why does it seem like you're more interested in getting her attention
00:46:09than it is the other way around?
00:46:11How long have you been standing there?
00:46:14It's time for the event, sir.
00:46:27What?
00:46:29What?
00:46:55Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:46:58My schemey ex-wife is here.
00:47:00She better not say anything bad about me.
00:47:02Oh, these appetizers look good.
00:47:12You!
00:47:13What are you doing here?
00:47:16It's none of your beeswax.
00:47:19I don't work for you anymore.
00:47:22And you made me drop my appetizer.
00:47:25Who are you here to meet?
00:47:27Showing this much skin?
00:47:28Trying to look so appetizing?
00:47:31Fishing for a new husband?
00:47:33I'm definitely not fishing for you.
00:47:36You are always so difficult.
00:47:38Am I?
00:47:39Sir, Mrs. Valentino!
00:47:43I'm Nicole. I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:47:46Mrs. Valentino?
00:47:49Oh!
00:47:53What?
00:47:54Oh. Oh.
00:47:55My mistake.
00:47:57Excuse me.
00:47:58Yeah, it's fine.
00:48:03Did I get the wrong person?
00:48:06I see her at the hospital all the time with Mr. Valentino Sr.
00:48:12This is the file you wanted on Lisa Sampson.
00:48:18The secretary.
00:48:20I haven't looked at it.
00:48:21I find it a bit creepy to hire a private investigator to look into your co-workers.
00:48:25But she's married.
00:48:26I heard she just got divorced.
00:48:27Is that why she's so hot and cold with me?
00:48:30She's not ready for a new relationship?
00:48:34Mr. and Mrs. Valentino!
00:48:36Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:48:39Looks like we need to pay my ex-wife a visit. Let's go.
00:48:41Sir.
00:48:43Oh.
00:48:55This is the house you left your ex-wife after the divorce, sir.
00:48:58Yeah.
00:49:02Tam, you literally shit what you eat.
00:49:05Just like him.
00:49:06Surrounds himself with that piece of brown turd model.
00:49:09But, but you're a good boy.
00:49:12You can't say a thing about that drunk face.
00:49:15She's talking about you, sir.
00:49:16That's way too rude.
00:49:18I thought you were here to see your ex-wife, sir.
00:49:20That's not her.
00:49:22Then who are you here to see?
00:49:24I can't tell whether I'm happy or disappointed it's not that Lisa.
00:49:30Let's go.
00:49:31Let's go.
00:49:55Is he here to see me?
00:50:02Oh.
00:50:04You're back?
00:50:05I just walked your dog.
00:50:07Thank you.
00:50:08Mm-hmm.
00:50:09Can you believe that I ran into my shithead ex twice in one night?
00:50:17I don't understand why you just can't admit to him that you're his ex-wife.
00:50:21He is willing to owe you an apology.
00:50:23Okay, you're right, but I just...
00:50:28I don't know. I thought it would be a clean break.
00:50:30Now what?
00:50:32I mean, he's always got his poopy pants hanging around.
00:50:34That's true, but he's a two-timing scumbag.
00:50:38And we don't bother with scumbags.
00:50:40Scumbags don't live in our head rent-free.
00:50:43You're right.
00:50:44Okay, cheers to that.
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:47Hey, now I'm back on the market.
00:50:50Yes, you are.
00:51:01What do you want?
00:51:02Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:51:10Are you going to call her?
00:51:11Almost there, sir.
00:51:13Keep him waiting.
00:51:14Samson, Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:51:21Ah!
00:51:22Samson, are you all right?
00:51:24Mm-hmm.
00:51:26Ah!
00:51:27Samson, are you all right?
00:51:33Wait, wait, wait. Give me the phone, give me the phone.
00:51:35Lisa, Lisa, hey, can you hear me? Talk to me.
00:51:38Uh, Mr. Valentino, a girl who has self-respect doesn't do takesies-backsies.
00:51:43So, bye!
00:51:45No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:51:46Lisa, what if I were to tell you I can give you your own independent project?
00:51:51In exchange, you come back and work for me, secretary, for a month.
00:51:56Is he serious?
00:51:57It would take years to get my own project as an engineer.
00:52:00So how does that sound?
00:52:01Oh, and not to mention it'll be good for your career and the pay raise.
00:52:06Maybe I can finally give back the two million dollar check and call it even.
00:52:11All right, deal.
00:52:12Well, hold on, hold on. I thought you said no takesies-backsies a moment ago.
00:52:16Yeah, but there's a condition.
00:52:18You know, if I don't feel like I'm being taken advantage of, then it's open for discussion.
00:52:22Well, all right, then. I will see you tomorrow.
00:52:25See you tomorrow.
00:52:35Your tea.
00:52:36Welcome back, Lisa.
00:52:39So, tell me, did you block me?
00:52:48No, definitely, definitely not block you.
00:52:53Did you know that you get extra loud and animated when you lie?
00:52:57Did he hire me back just to torment me?
00:53:00Sir, we found out who drugged you.
00:53:03Who was it?
00:53:04Frank Dunst, CEO of your rival company.
00:53:07Looks like we need to pay him a visit, then.
00:53:09You're coming with me.
00:53:10Let's go.
00:53:19Frank Dunst, the CEO of our rival company, should be right inside.
00:53:22Why are we back here again?
00:53:28Does he know that I'm the woman he spent the night with?
00:53:31Bathroom!
00:53:37Let's go.
00:53:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:53:42Oh, my.
00:53:45Iden Valentino.
00:53:50What can I do for you, chick?
00:53:57Is that one of your goons?
00:53:59Did he drug me on his own, or was it by your order?
00:54:09Oh, hello, pretty.
00:54:17Can I be Frank?
00:54:21I would love that, Frank.
00:54:23Hello, pretty.
00:54:25Well, you got some nice rooms on the floor above us.
00:54:28How about I give you a tour you won't forget?
00:54:31Respectfully, no.
00:54:35Did I mention that I own this place?
00:54:37Oh, really?
00:54:40Well, in that case...
00:54:53You're gonna regret this!
00:54:57I'll show you real pain.
00:54:59I'll show you real pain.
00:55:01Hey!
00:55:07Are you okay?
00:55:11Don't you know who I am?
00:55:13Frank Dunst is my brother-in-law, you idiot!
00:55:16Hey!
00:55:20If I recall correctly, your wife is an only child.
00:55:24And it's so heir to the Maple fortune.
00:55:27So how do you suddenly have a brother-in-law?
00:55:29And he doesn't look like part of the Maple family at all.
00:55:32Are you cheating on your wife with his sister, sir?
00:55:35What do you want, Iden?
00:55:38The Northpoint project.
00:55:41I'm interested in this.
00:55:44The Northpoint project.
00:55:46I'm interested in that.
00:55:48A hundred billion dollar project.
00:55:50That's right.
00:55:53All right.
00:55:55I will withdraw my bid for it.
00:55:57And I also want an apology to my secretary now.
00:56:02I'm sorry.
00:56:04And I apologize on behalf of this brother-
00:56:07Idiot!
00:56:08My subordinates are all highly competent.
00:56:10Unlike yours.
00:56:11That's why I, as their superior, protect them.
00:56:18Let's go.
00:56:24I, um...
00:56:27I wanted to thank you for saving me.
00:56:31And, um...
00:56:34Would you have done the same if it were a different girl?
00:56:37Nobody bullies you except for me.
00:56:40No one's allowed to bully me except you?
00:56:43I'm sorry, what kind of sadistic line is that?
00:56:46Are you talking shit about me inside of your head again?
00:56:50No.
00:56:51No! No!
00:56:53I'm not!
00:56:55I'm not!
00:57:06Do you dance?
00:57:08Oh, um, no.
00:57:10Not anymore.
00:57:12I mean, not anymore.
00:57:18A gift.
00:57:21From the company, not from me.
00:57:26You really don't remember me anymore?
00:57:31I don't.
00:57:35No, he's so out of your league.
00:57:37You don't have anything left to do, do you?
00:57:47No! No!
00:57:49Are you okay?
00:57:51I can't feel my legs.
00:57:54I can't see.
00:57:56I can't see.
00:58:00My leg!
00:58:03You too!
00:58:04Call the police!
00:58:06Mr. Valentino!
00:58:08We have to get you to safety.
00:58:09One second.
00:58:11Here.
00:58:12This is my family heirloom.
00:58:14Come find me.
00:58:16We really have to go.
00:58:24How do you know I like dogs?
00:58:27He pays attention to me.
00:58:33Ryan!
00:58:35Lisa!
00:58:37Hi.
00:58:39How are you?
00:58:41I'm good.
00:58:43How are you?
00:58:45I'm good.
00:58:47How are you?
00:58:49I'm good.
00:58:51Hi.
00:58:53Here, let me get this.
00:58:57This looks good.
00:58:59Yeah, for tonight.
00:59:01Oh.
00:59:03Okay.
00:59:04I got his tickets to Sea Spawn Lake next weekend.
00:59:06What?
00:59:12I left them at the office.
00:59:22I knew you wanted to go out with me.
00:59:28Wait, Lisa.
00:59:30Why aren't you with the Valentinos for the holidays this year?
00:59:32Because that jerk-faced ex-husband didn't want to see me at all.
00:59:35Has that Iden Valentino been mean to you?
00:59:37No.
00:59:39No, it's great.
00:59:41I mean, his grandpa loves me, okay?
00:59:43And he got me a designer purse.
00:59:45If it wasn't for my evil ex-girlfriend,
00:59:47who blackmailed me for two million dollars,
00:59:49I wouldn't have signed the marriage contract anyway.
00:59:51It's all my fault.
00:59:53No, it's not.
00:59:55Hey, it's okay.
00:59:57Brian, it's not your fault.
01:00:03Why do you have a picture of Patricia Brown on your dartboard?
01:00:07Is that what this criminal calls herself now?
01:00:09You know, she's hiding from her crimes.
01:00:11She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
01:00:13She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
01:00:15That's why we owe two million dollars?
01:00:17Just don't get caught up in this anymore, okay?
01:00:19Just live your happy married life.
01:00:21That's all I want for you.
01:00:23You've already done too much for me.
01:00:35Grandpa Valentino's in the hospital. I have to go.
01:00:37Will you be back for dinner?
01:00:39I don't know.
01:00:47Thankfully, Olga got your grandpa in time.
01:00:51I didn't Valentino.
01:00:53Even if he doesn't want to see me,
01:00:55he should still see his grandfather for the holidays.
01:01:05What the hell are you doing here?
01:01:07He was with her again?
01:01:13You're like a leech, huh?
01:01:15Can't get rid of you.
01:01:17I haven't even started with you
01:01:19about ruining my brother's life.
01:01:21What? I didn't slap you hard enough last time
01:01:23so you came back for more?
01:01:27Name your price.
01:01:29How much to get you away from Aydin?
01:01:31How much for you to leave Aydin alone?
01:01:33One million?
01:01:35I'll pay you one million dollars
01:01:37to leave Aydin alone.
01:01:39That should be plenty for a peasant like you.
01:01:41Is that how much Aydin Valentino is worth to you?
01:01:43What a joke.
01:01:45Five million.
01:01:49Five trillion dollars.
01:01:51Couldn't buy my love for Aydin Valentino.
01:01:53What do you know about Aydin anyway?
01:01:55He's allergic to peanuts.
01:01:57He loves seafood
01:01:59and his evening runs.
01:02:01Everyone thinks he's a cold, calculated businessman
01:02:03but he actually has a lot of soft spots, including puppies.
01:02:05He's a dog person like me
01:02:07and if he sees a dog on his evening runs,
01:02:09he will stop just so that he can play with it.
01:02:11I will seduce Aydin from you.
01:02:15He's mine.
01:02:17Yeah!
01:02:19Aydin!
01:02:23Awkward!
01:02:27What a confession, Lisa.
01:02:29I didn't know you feel that way about me.
01:02:33Okay.
01:02:35Mrs. Valentino!
01:02:37I mean,
01:02:39actually, what do I call you?
01:02:41I'm Nicole.
01:02:43I'm the nurse at the hospital.
01:02:45Lisa.
01:02:47Lisa's totally fine.
01:02:49Thank you.
01:02:51I hope everything's okay.
01:02:53Yeah, yeah, no, sorry. I'm just a little tired.
01:02:55Oh, it's good to see you again.
01:02:57Yo, you too. You look great in your scrubs.
01:02:59Hi, baby.
01:03:01Hi.
01:03:03Grandpa.
01:03:05How you doing?
01:03:11Hi.
01:03:13Yeah.
01:03:15Remember Lisa Sampson?
01:03:17How about some sweet revenge?
01:03:19Oh.
01:03:21Jake, can you get Lisa in here?
01:03:23Thank you.
01:03:25You called for me?
01:03:29My God.
01:03:31How can he be this hot?
01:03:33Can you please tie this tie for me?
01:03:35I...
01:03:37I don't know how to tie a tie.
01:03:39I don't know how to tie a tie.
01:03:41I don't know how to tie a tie.
01:03:43I don't know how to tie a tie.
01:03:45I don't know how to tie a tie.
01:03:47I don't know how to tie a tie, actually.
01:03:49I don't know how to tie a tie, actually.
01:03:51So you should have Jake help you out with that.
01:03:53Well, you are already in here.
01:03:55So why don't you give it a shot?
01:03:57Fine.
01:04:09You're not too good at this, are you?
01:04:11You're not too good at this, are you?
01:04:13I guess you have no one else to practice on.
01:04:15Well, do you have a lot of girls who tie your tie for you?
01:04:17Well, do you have a lot of girls who tie your tie for you?
01:04:19No.
01:04:21You're actually the first.
01:04:25I've got work to do, so, you know.
01:04:27Why were you at the hospital last night?
01:04:33I go for physical therapy sometimes.
01:04:35You have an injury?
01:04:37That's why I don't dance anymore.
01:04:41No reaction.
01:04:43He doesn't care.
01:04:45I wasn't stalking you, by the way.
01:04:47Sure.
01:04:49I mean it.
01:04:51All the stuff I said at the hospital, that was just nonsense, you know?
01:04:53All the stuff I said at the hospital, that was just nonsense, you know?
01:04:55I only said it because
01:04:57your little girlfriend was accusing me of trying to seduce you.
01:04:59your little girlfriend was accusing me of trying to seduce you.
01:05:01So I just wanted to piss her off.
01:05:03So I just wanted to piss her off.
01:05:05So you didn't mean anything that you said?
01:05:07No.
01:05:09No, of course not.
01:05:11I'm a professional.
01:05:13Professional indeed.
01:05:15Professional indeed.
01:05:17I knew it.
01:05:19I knew it.
01:05:21Thank you, yeah.
01:05:23I'm mindful of social boundaries.
01:05:25I'm mindful of social boundaries.
01:05:27Right.
01:05:29That'll be all for Miss Samson.
01:05:31Yeah, I've got work to do.
01:05:33Yeah, I've got work to do.
01:05:37Sorry, Samson.
01:05:39But the boss said these need to be done by tomorrow morning.
01:05:41He says, um...
01:05:43If she loves working so much,
01:05:45then I'll give her twice the work.
01:05:47She'll be thanking me.
01:05:53Twice the work?
01:05:57Does he know I have a real job?
01:06:01I'm only his secretary,
01:06:03and he's already torturing me this much?
01:06:05Imagine what he would do
01:06:07if he found out I was his despised ex-wife.
01:06:17Mr. Valentino?
01:06:21Mr. Valentino?
01:06:25I'm here with those files that you asked for.
01:06:29Holy shit, this place is nice.
01:06:37You done touching?
01:06:39Yeah, why are you naked, perv?
01:06:43You break into my house,
01:06:45and you start touching on my body,
01:06:47and you call me a perv.
01:06:49Interesting.
01:06:51You asked me to bring these files over to your house.
01:06:53No, I don't need those anymore.
01:06:57He just loves tormenting me.
01:06:59But now that you're here,
01:07:01why don't you join me for a drink?
01:07:03Cheers.
01:07:19That's okay.
01:07:21I'm not really drinking right now, anyway.
01:07:23And I'm really overloaded with...
01:07:25stuff...
01:07:27for the rest of the night.
01:07:29I'm just going to leave the files here.
01:07:31In case you need them, and...
01:07:33Yeah, I'll head out.
01:07:35Well, hold on, wait one second.
01:07:37I mean, it's late.
01:07:39I'll give you a ride home.
01:07:41No, no, no, that's okay.
01:07:43I have a ride arranged, so...
01:07:45Okay.
01:07:47See you later?
01:07:49See you.
01:07:51I bid you good eve, sir.
01:07:53I bid you good eve, sir.
01:08:01It's a pool.
01:08:03Yeah, that was my next guess.
01:08:11Why do rich people
01:08:13always live in places without a service?
01:08:19Okay, how am I supposed to get a fucking Uber right now?
01:08:23Fuck!
01:08:27You.
01:08:29What are you doing here?
01:08:39That's for trying to steal
01:08:41Aiden from me.
01:08:43And after tonight, he's never going to want to touch
01:08:45you again.
01:08:47Because we're covering up your face.
01:08:53This is my family heirloom.
01:08:55Come find me.
01:08:59Where did you get that necklace?
01:09:03Where did you get that necklace?
01:09:05Oh, this?
01:09:07This is a token of Aiden's love.
01:09:09Jealous?
01:09:11You better enjoy your last few moments
01:09:13not being Scarface.
01:09:15Don't come near me.
01:09:19I'm Aiden Valentino's wife.
01:09:21You don't want to mess with me.
01:09:23Quit bluffing.
01:09:25You were just his secretary last week.
01:09:31Don't.
01:09:33Don't.
01:09:39Hey!
01:09:41Hey!
01:09:45You're okay.
01:09:47What took you so long?
01:09:49Dump his body
01:09:51at the Maple residence. Tell Charlotte Maple
01:09:53that her husband is cheating on her.
01:09:55See how dunce can afford his vermin
01:09:57without his wife's money.
01:09:59And Patricia Brown too.
01:10:01They kidnapped her too?
01:10:03No. She was working with the men who hurt me.
01:10:05You must be imagining this. We didn't see her when we came in.
01:10:07I didn't.
01:10:09Listen to me.
01:10:11Look, I know you guys are at odds, but she wouldn't do this.
01:10:13Fine.
01:10:15Thanks for saving me.
01:10:17Hey, hey, hey.
01:10:19I'll take you back. Come on. I'll take you back.
01:10:21No. No. Lisa!
01:10:31Lisa!
01:10:33I'm sorry!
01:10:35Please, I just want to talk for a second.
01:10:37Lisa! Please!
01:10:41Lisa!
01:10:47Lisa!
01:10:59Ryan.
01:11:01Four years ago, I borrowed my necklace.
01:11:03Patricia Brown stole it.
01:11:07She ransacked the house.
01:11:09It must have been her.
01:11:11I'm sorry, sis. Everything is my fault.
01:11:13Is this necklace important to you?
01:11:15Do you want me to get you another one?
01:11:39I thought you said you're not drinking anymore.
01:11:41And you finished the whole bottle yourself?
01:11:43What's going on?
01:11:45I got kidnapped.
01:11:51So, that piece of crap Brown
01:11:53took your necklace to pose as you?
01:11:55Your husband's actual savior?
01:11:57No, get this.
01:11:59She's also the one who framed Ryan for her hit and run
01:12:01and that's why we owe the two million dollars.
01:12:03That bitch!
01:12:05She did everything to get closer to Aiden.
01:12:07Yeah.
01:12:09You've got to do something.
01:12:11He believes her completely.
01:12:13And if I had any evidence at all,
01:12:15I wouldn't have had to sign the marriage contract.
01:12:17She's got the necklace.
01:12:19Like, I don't even think I can call him a scumbag anymore
01:12:21because he thinks that she's me.
01:12:25Take your man back.
01:12:27Take my man back?
01:12:29Yeah.
01:12:35It's Aiden.
01:12:37It's Aiden.
01:12:41Hello?
01:12:43This is the Irish Pub.
01:12:45This lady is drunk.
01:12:47Please come and pick her up as soon as possible.
01:12:51What was that?
01:12:53Now what?
01:12:55What are we going to do?
01:12:57Well, now we're going to go to the Irish Pub and get you changed.
01:12:59We're going to go to the Irish Pub?
01:13:01Yes, we are. Come on.
01:13:03There you go.
01:13:05I have a couple.
01:13:07There you go.
01:13:09You have the most cars in the world
01:13:11than anybody else.
01:13:13There you go.
01:13:15All righty.
01:13:17Let's get the seatbelt on you.
01:13:19Boom. Okay.
01:13:21All right.
01:13:25You actually look sweet when you're asleep.
01:13:27Because when you're awake,
01:13:29you're like a tiger always chewing me out.
01:13:31Oh.
01:13:33I'm going to eat you up.
01:13:35Yeah.
01:13:37Yeah, we can get something to eat.
01:13:43Hey, go on. Just take a nap.
01:13:45I'll drive.
01:13:53Oh, Lisa, where do you actually live?
01:13:57Lisa?
01:14:01Okay, I'll just take you back to my house.
01:14:13Okay.
01:14:15There you go.
01:14:17And I'm taking you to my place
01:14:19because, frankly, I don't know where you live.
01:14:21And I'm not going to do anything wrong.
01:14:25Be mindful of social boundaries, Ida.
01:14:27Don't do anything stupid.
01:14:29She's under the influence.
01:14:31I'm just going to go.
01:14:33Wait, Lisa.
01:14:37Please be mindful of social boundaries, okay?
01:14:45Lisa, if you go any lower,
01:14:47then I'm going to have to cut your pay in half.
01:14:53Lisa!
01:14:55Oh!
01:14:59If I knew that you were going to be like this,
01:15:01I would have left you to your own devices.
01:15:17My, oh, my.
01:15:19Samson?
01:15:21Did you two spend the night together?
01:15:23Jake, where are my morning meeting notes?
01:15:25Got them.
01:15:29That's right.
01:15:31Take your man back.
01:15:39I made you coffee.
01:15:41You know how I prefer tea now, right?
01:15:43But this is my special coffee.
01:15:47Okay.
01:15:53Yeah, it's pretty good.
01:15:55Okay, you've got, um,
01:15:57foam
01:15:59on your lips.
01:16:01Well, why don't you...
01:16:09Why don't you
01:16:11quit all the bells and whistles and go make me a normal tea?
01:16:15Jake liked my latte art.
01:16:17Oh, you made
01:16:19Jake latte hearts?
01:16:21Uh, no, his was a leaf.
01:16:23Only you got the heart.
01:16:25I made you lunch, too.
01:16:27You made me lunch?
01:16:29Mm-hmm.
01:16:31So,
01:16:33you need to take a break.
01:16:35No time to break, Olga.
01:16:37Patricia Brown says I'm divorcing Lisa
01:16:39to take up with a secretary.
01:16:41I have to stop it at all costs.
01:16:43Onward, Olga! Onward!
01:16:47Dave and I last year.
01:16:49Got it.
01:16:51But, uh, what if they're in a meeting?
01:16:53Doesn't matter.
01:16:55Onward, Olga! Onward!
01:16:59That right there.
01:17:03Uh, Grandpa.
01:17:05What is it, Dad?
01:17:07Don't mind me.
01:17:09Come by to visit sometime for dinner.
01:17:11Okay, Grandpa, will do.
01:17:15Come on, Olga.
01:17:17It seems like Grandpa likes you.
01:17:19I, uh, I seem a bit fast, though.
01:17:21Sometimes.
01:17:23Hmm.
01:17:37You dare steal a kiss from me?
01:17:47I love you, Mom.
01:18:01Mr. Bouncy!
01:18:07Jay, this better be very important
01:18:09or I'm cutting your pay in half.
01:18:11What is it?
01:18:13Miss Brown just called.
01:18:17Hmm.
01:18:25Hey.
01:18:27She needs you at the police station right now.
01:18:29The police station?
01:18:33Sorry you had to come get me like this, sis.
01:18:35Why would you go stalking Patricia Brown?
01:18:37You know that is a crime, Brian.
01:18:39Why am I not surprised?
01:18:43You two are siblings?
01:18:45Killer trash ass family.
01:18:47You ruined my life!
01:18:49Hey, Brian, stop. Don't.
01:18:51Blame your own stupidity, not me.
01:18:53Do you even know who I am?
01:18:55What do you mean?
01:18:57Do you know who you stole that necklace from four years ago?
01:18:59What are you...
01:19:01I don't know what you're talking about!
01:19:03Hey! Hey, what is going on?
01:19:05Aiden, they're harassing me!
01:19:07She's dating Aiden Valentino now?
01:19:09You know what? You know what?
01:19:11Hey! Hey! Stop!
01:19:13Stop!
01:19:15Don't hurt him.
01:19:17I apologize on his behalf.
01:19:19You're apologizing to me for him?
01:19:21I've never known you to back down on me before.
01:19:23Why are you apologizing to him?
01:19:25Do you want to end up back in there?
01:19:27He's cheating on you.
01:19:29Let's go.
01:19:31Come on, Aiden, they're disgusting.
01:19:33Aiden, I knew you'd save me
01:19:35from those trailer trash siblings.
01:19:37Wait, what?
01:19:39They're siblings.
01:19:41Ryan?
01:19:43Oh my gosh, Ryan.
01:19:45Yeah, they're both losers.
01:19:47Wait!
01:19:49Aiden!
01:19:51How am I supposed to get around?
01:19:55Lisa, wait!
01:19:57Wait!
01:19:59Lisa!
01:20:05Someone decided
01:20:07to go back into trouble.
01:20:11It's...
01:20:13No, no.
01:20:15Leave behind your cheating husband.
01:20:19Miss Sampson,
01:20:21for ditching work without cause,
01:20:23I require an in-person explanation
01:20:25at my office. Stat?
01:20:27Yeah, he's got issues.
01:20:29Divorce him already. Why are you still with him?
01:20:31We're already divorced.
01:20:33Oh, good.
01:20:35I mean, if it wasn't for my blunders
01:20:37in the first place, you wouldn't have had to marry him.
01:20:39It's not about that.
01:20:41Now you're free, right?
01:20:43So I can set you up on some blind dates?
01:20:45Yeah, please don't.
01:20:47Why not? Come on, everybody asks me about you.
01:20:49Oh, I'm sure.
01:20:51You're bound to meet one good one out of the bunch.
01:20:53Ryan?
01:20:55Come on, please?
01:20:57For me?
01:20:59For you?
01:21:01Coming by later to check out some of the wiring in this room?
01:21:03Yeah, I think we could widen the room,
01:21:05make more space, easily for a couple units a week.
01:21:07Budget reports from the past month
01:21:09from the finance department.
01:21:11Thank you, and, um, I would...
01:21:13Is that a new skirt, Samson?
01:21:15You going on a date later?
01:21:17Excuse me.
01:21:29Hi.
01:21:31Queen's Restaurante? 7 p.m.?
01:21:33Thank you.
01:21:35You're welcome.
01:21:39You know, I'm so happy that Samson decided to go on this date.
01:21:41You know, getting back on the dating scene
01:21:43is kind of exciting.
01:21:45Gosh, and she had that new skirt.
01:21:47The way that she was talking with that guy on the phone,
01:21:49she must have been pretty excited.
01:21:51She must be successful.
01:21:53I need a table at Queen's Restaurante
01:21:55because we are treating some friends
01:21:57to dinner tonight.
01:21:59We're friends.
01:22:01I have friends.
01:22:05Yeah, that's me.
01:22:07Oh, great.
01:22:09I look better in real life, though, huh?
01:22:11So, Ms. Samson,
01:22:13I hear you are a divorcee,
01:22:15which I think is very hot,
01:22:17and, uh, you know, I'll tell you.
01:22:19Um, if it wasn't for my aunt's
01:22:21next-door neighbor's brother's cousin,
01:22:23I would not be doing this blind date crap.
01:22:25Ugh, we don't have to do this again.
01:22:27Ah, no, no, no, don't worry about it.
01:22:29Don't play hard to get already.
01:22:31Just, you know, relax, enjoy your meal.
01:22:33It's all good.
01:22:35I will tell you,
01:22:37I make $3,000 a month.
01:22:39I can afford to get you a nice meal.
01:22:41It's all good.
01:22:43There's really no need.
01:22:45Ah, forget about it.
01:22:47Listen, I have a very spacious
01:22:49300-square-foot studio apartment
01:22:51that I lease
01:22:53if you get my drift.
01:22:55When, uh, when we's a married,
01:22:57you don't gotta worry about work or nothing.
01:22:59Uh, I can give you an allowance,
01:23:01like, I don't know, $200 a month,
01:23:03something like that.
01:23:05What do you think about that?
01:23:07Yeah, um, I make six figures.
01:23:09I'm an engineer.
01:23:11We could, um, go buy a Tesla
01:23:13when we're done here.
01:23:15Come on, you're joking me.
01:23:17Get out of here.
01:23:19No, I'm really not.
01:23:21Yeah, uh, you're married,
01:23:23I'm not.
01:23:25Yeah, uh, your meal's on me.
01:23:27Uh, listen, don't mess with me, lady.
01:23:29Look, I know that you are divorced,
01:23:31but you think you can do better than me?
01:23:33Get out of here.
01:23:35What the hell is this?
01:23:37We didn't order nothing?
01:23:39What, are you trying to bum a meal off of me?
01:23:41Mr. Sumtree.
01:23:43Hello, Lisa.
01:23:45I own half the restaurants on this side of town.
01:23:47Mister, the bill for this table
01:23:49has already been paid for
01:23:51by Ida Valentino.
01:23:55For this table has already been paid for
01:23:57by Ida Valentino.
01:23:59He says Miss Samson
01:24:01deserves only the best.
01:24:03What the hell kind of name is Ida?
01:24:05Let me know if you find out.
01:24:09Thanks.
01:24:11Okay, fine, then I'm gonna eat.
01:24:13With Lisa gone, your bill
01:24:15is $1,250, dude.
01:24:17What?
01:24:19It's funny watching you get embarrassed again, isn't it?
01:24:21No, you and Mr. Sumtree again, huh?
01:24:23You kiss me and you go on a date with another guy.
01:24:25How is that fair?
01:24:27What, and you're any better?
01:24:29Patricia Brown feels like something happens
01:24:31and so then you swoop in and immediately take her side.
01:24:33So what's jealousy then?
01:24:35I'm leaving.
01:24:37You okay?
01:24:39Look, there's nothing between Patricia and I.
01:24:41It's only because she saved my life four years ago.
01:24:43You can't hear this.
01:24:49I'll make sure everything matches code.
01:24:51Oh, also, if you plan on remarrying Miss Samson,
01:24:53you would need to make sure...
01:24:55Wait, wait, hang on.
01:24:57Remarry?
01:24:59Yeah, I saw you two together the other night.
01:25:01The other night, I don't...
01:25:03At 7-7.
01:25:05Hey, those cookies you ordered.
01:25:07This is Valentino.
01:25:09You hired your ex-wife
01:25:11as your secretary?
01:25:13My ex-wife.
01:25:15Lisa, please tell me that this is just another misunderstanding.
01:25:17No.
01:25:19I am your ex-wife.
01:25:21So I'm just the real joke here.
01:25:23The fool chasing you around,
01:25:25running around, saving you.
01:25:27Have you been playing me this whole time?
01:25:29No.
01:25:31I mean, even the nurse called you Miss Valentino.
01:25:33I even went to your house and I saw another woman.
01:25:35Okay, if you had cared about me even one tiny little bit,
01:25:37you would have known what I looked like.
01:25:39You didn't even know my name.
01:25:41So this is just revenge then.
01:25:43On who? Myself?
01:25:45Lisa Sampson.
01:25:47I did Valentino!
01:25:51Okay, so I can't even have a coffee now?
01:25:57I mean, how could she do my skinny ex-wife?
01:26:07What's wrong?
01:26:09What's wrong?
01:26:11What do you do every day, Jake?
01:26:13Where's your secretary, sir?
01:26:15You tell me!
01:26:17I already gave it to you.
01:26:19I'm not seeing anything in here.
01:26:21It's right here.
01:26:23He found it.
01:26:25Huh.
01:26:27Paradise Villa number 12.
01:26:29That's the same address as Lisa's.
01:26:31Shit. Shit.
01:26:33I'm gonna kill you, Jake!
01:26:37Just look on the bright side, sir.
01:26:39Lisa Sampson is at least not this
01:26:41skinny, conniving gold digger
01:26:43that you described her as.
01:26:45I've never described her as that.
01:26:47But why did she need to hold back for this entire time?
01:26:49Perhaps she was looking for an opportunity
01:26:51to uncover your dark secrets
01:26:53so that she could extort you for more money.
01:26:55Lisa isn't like that.
01:26:57Okay.
01:26:59She's a weapon spy.
01:27:01That's gotta be it!
01:27:03Overactive imagination again, Jake.
01:27:05Don't talk about that.
01:27:07Sir, you never know.
01:27:09We've only really known her for about a month.
01:27:11I know my Lisa.
01:27:13She's not like that.
01:27:25Are those flowers for Lisa Sampson?
01:27:27Sure are.
01:27:31Oh!
01:27:33What are you doing, sir?
01:27:35Those flowers are ugly.
01:27:37Get fresh bouquets from the Netherlands.
01:27:39Now!
01:27:45More for me.
01:27:49Hey, hey, Lisa.
01:27:51Why don't I just give you a ride home?
01:27:53No, thanks.
01:27:59Grandpa Valentino!
01:28:01Lisa, come back tonight with Ivan for dinner.
01:28:03I will not rest until you do.
01:28:07I will not rest until you do.
01:28:11The car's ready, sir.
01:28:13Thank you.
01:28:19Thanks for the ride, Mr. Valentino.
01:28:23Anytime.
01:28:25Sir, you asked me to call your grandpa.
01:28:27You knew that Lisa would for sure say yes?
01:28:29I knew she respects my grandpa too much.
01:28:31She couldn't say no.
01:28:33But you always said, um...
01:28:35She always knew to suck up to grandpa
01:28:37to manipulate him.
01:28:41So do you plan to pursue Lisa Sampson
01:28:43for reals this time?
01:28:45No, who said anything about pursuing her?
01:28:47I thought I'd just give her a chance
01:28:49since she likes me.
01:28:57Thank you, Olga.
01:28:59Cheers.
01:29:01We're all finally here together
01:29:03as a family.
01:29:05Cheers.
01:29:07Oh, and we'll be coming back to visit you,
01:29:09Grandpa, together.
01:29:11That's fantastic.
01:29:13Why don't you two
01:29:15stay the night then?
01:29:17Yeah, we'd love to.
01:29:21Honey, why don't you try
01:29:23one of these grapes?
01:29:25I know how you like them.
01:29:27Grandpa's watching.
01:29:33There you go.
01:29:43If you want to fill me up,
01:29:45you can do that
01:29:47all night long.
01:29:49If you want to fill me up,
01:29:51you can do that
01:29:53all night long.
01:29:55I'm no longer hungry, actually.
01:29:57Thank you so much for dinner.
01:29:59What are you doing
01:30:01still eating?
01:30:03This is your chance.
01:30:05Go!
01:30:11I think
01:30:13some grandchildren are in play,
01:30:15Olga. Cheers.
01:30:25Thirsty,
01:30:27aren't we?
01:30:31Ah.
01:30:37Wasn't this the wedding
01:30:39gift that Molly got me?
01:30:43There is literally nothing here.
01:30:45What am I supposed to wear to bed?
01:30:47What are you looking for?
01:30:49Nothing.
01:30:51What are you doing here?
01:30:53Doing you.
01:30:55Perfect.
01:30:57Is it to make Grandpa happy?
01:31:01Unless you want to sleep on the floor tonight?
01:31:03Uh.
01:31:05No way.
01:31:07We never stay over, so I always sleep in the bed.
01:31:09Where should I get the floor now?
01:31:11Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:31:13I don't mind it.
01:31:17Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:31:19I don't mind it.
01:31:25Fuck.
01:31:31Jake?
01:31:33Lisa, is Mr. Valentino there?
01:31:35This better be good, Jake, or you're not getting your bonus this year.
01:31:37Oh. Mr. Norton had a sudden change
01:31:39in plans and will be leaving town tomorrow afternoon.
01:31:41That means that we will have to move his meeting up
01:31:43to tomorrow morning, so you and Lisa will need to do
01:31:45some OT.
01:31:47Thank you.
01:31:57Not even going to cover the important stuff.
01:32:01Okay.
01:32:21Goodnight.
01:32:31Will you be a boy or a girl?
01:32:37Will your dad even accept you?
01:32:43You should tell him.
01:32:47You should tell him.
01:32:53Hi.
01:32:55Patricia, you can't keep sneaking up on me like that.
01:32:57What are you doing?
01:32:59Doctor, will you come with me?
01:33:01No, I don't have time to go to the
01:33:03doctor's office today.
01:33:05Okay.
01:33:07Well, if Dr. Richards can
01:33:09fix me up,
01:33:11this will be the last time you ever have to deal with me.
01:33:13Please?
01:33:15Okay. Yes, let's go.
01:33:21Lisa!
01:33:23You're pregnant?
01:33:25Whose bastard baby is this?
01:33:27You're pregnant?
01:33:29Who's the man?
01:33:31You're pregnant?
01:33:33Who's the man?
01:33:35You wouldn't want to shake the baby.
01:33:37The father wouldn't like that too much.
01:33:41Lisa, is there somebody else?
01:33:43Is there somebody else?
01:33:47I could ask you the same.
01:33:49My leg, it's hurting.
01:33:51I need to go to the doctor now.
01:33:53Let's go.
01:33:57Let's go.
01:34:07That's Lisa.
01:34:09Should we give her a ride?
01:34:11No need.
01:34:13No? Sir, she's going to get sick like this.
01:34:15Start the car.
01:34:27Ivan!
01:34:33Ivan Valentino, you're a dick!
01:34:35You're a dick! That's all you'll ever be!
01:34:43I don't want to spend it with that baby.
01:34:47So as of the reports that I sent over to you guys from Robert,
01:34:49our numbers are up from last time this year
01:34:51thanks to Mr. Valentino's efforts here.
01:34:53So we have a...
01:34:57Sorry, I'm late.
01:34:59No excuses.
01:35:01Wait.
01:35:07Do you have a fever, Lisa?
01:35:09Fine.
01:35:11Look, anyone that's late is still excluded.
01:35:13Go outside and get some rest.
01:35:15I don't want you getting anyone else in this office sick.
01:35:17Fine.
01:35:27See you later, girl.
01:35:33Mr. Valentino.
01:35:35My letter of resignation.
01:35:39My letter of resignation.
01:35:41You've always wanted to do your own
01:35:43independent projects, right?
01:35:45Focus on that.
01:35:47Give your secretarial duties to Tom
01:35:49and take some time off.
01:35:51Go to the hospital, okay?
01:35:53What do you mean?
01:35:57I mean...
01:35:59you don't really intend
01:36:01to have that baby, right?
01:36:03You don't get to decide what I do with my body
01:36:05or my baby.
01:36:07You really love that man that much?
01:36:09It's none of your business.
01:36:21Happy birthday
01:36:23to you.
01:36:25To you.
01:36:27Blow out the candles, Grandpa.
01:36:29Yay!
01:36:33I'll go cut the cake.
01:36:35I can celebrate my birthday
01:36:37with both of you together this time.
01:36:41If only by next year
01:36:43we can add a little bundle of joy.
01:36:49Is she pregnant?
01:36:51Lisa.
01:37:01It doesn't feel good, does it?
01:37:05Stop!
01:37:07What?
01:37:09You'll carry somebody else's child
01:37:11but won't even let me touch you.
01:37:13What the fuck is even that, huh?
01:37:17I've had enough
01:37:19I've had enough of your badness.
01:37:23Grow the fuck up.
01:37:41Hello!
01:37:43Wait a minute.
01:37:45Look everyone, it's your slutty secretary.
01:37:47Did you know
01:37:49she actually tried to sleep with the boss
01:37:51but now
01:37:53she's pregnant with some random stranger's
01:37:55bastard baby.
01:37:57Do you even know who the father is?
01:37:59Okay.
01:38:07If you want to expose me
01:38:09she lied about my brother
01:38:11and- Hey! Her star is fake!
01:38:13You're a fraud!
01:38:15I just think I believed in you all this time.
01:38:17Stop it.
01:38:21You ruined me!
01:38:23Hey! Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!
01:38:25Are you okay?
01:38:27Jake! Call an ambulance now!
01:38:29I think she's faking
01:38:31because she fell by herself.
01:38:33She's a lying bitch!
01:38:41She's
01:38:43suffering from high fever
01:38:45and physical trauma.
01:38:47It doesn't look very stable for the fetus.
01:38:51Well, I guess
01:38:53we can have more in the future.
01:38:57But doctor, can you just save them both?
01:38:59I'll try my best.
01:39:03I'll be right back.
01:39:05Okay?
01:39:13Boo.
01:39:15It's Brown.
01:39:21You know what to do.
01:39:29You know what to do.
01:39:35The patient is in a critical state.
01:39:37We need to operate now.
01:39:39What's going on?
01:39:41Lisa Sampson doesn't have a scheduled operation.
01:39:43She doesn't need one.
01:39:45If you want to keep your job,
01:39:47you better keep your mouth shut.
01:40:01Mr. Valentino,
01:40:03you have to save Lisa.
01:40:11What's happening?
01:40:13Where am I?
01:40:15We've had some complications.
01:40:17We need to operate on you.
01:40:19No, this isn't right.
01:40:21Who are you working for?
01:40:23Stop! No! No! No! Stop!
01:40:25No! No! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
01:40:27No! I'm pregnant!
01:40:29I'm pregnant with Heidi Valentino's child!
01:40:31Stop!
01:40:33Lisa!
01:40:35You're okay.
01:40:37Lisa, Lisa.
01:40:39Hey, hey, hey.
01:40:41You're okay.
01:40:43Jay, let's go.
01:40:45Sit him down.
01:40:53So...
01:40:55Tell me, doctor, or I'll get your license revoked.
01:40:57It was...
01:40:59It was all Patricia Brown.
01:41:01She...
01:41:03She blackmailed me.
01:41:05And forced me
01:41:07to operate on Lisa Sampson.
01:41:09And...
01:41:11And what?
01:41:13And what?
01:41:15And forge x-rays
01:41:17of her broken leg.
01:41:19Patricia Brown's leg
01:41:21is actually perfectly fine.
01:41:23So I switched her x-rays
01:41:25with someone else's.
01:41:27I checked the database.
01:41:29It looks like he swapped
01:41:31Patricia Brown's x-rays
01:41:33with Lisa Sampson's.
01:41:35So that means
01:41:37that Patricia has been lying to me
01:41:39this entire time.
01:41:41It means that Lisa...
01:41:45Lisa!
01:41:47What did she tell you?
01:41:49She just told me
01:41:51you don't want to do this.
01:41:53If you push me off,
01:41:55if you push me off,
01:41:57they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:41:59If you push me off,
01:42:01they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:42:03They'll send you to prison for murder.
01:42:05I don't think so.
01:42:07I think it'll just look like a suicide
01:42:09out of shame for having a bastard baby.
01:42:11I saved Ida.
01:42:13And he will believe me.
01:42:15Why?
01:42:17Because I have the necklace.
01:42:19No! Give it back!
01:42:21You blackmailed my brother
01:42:23for two million dollars.
01:42:25You can have it back for my dead body.
01:42:27Then that'll have to work.
01:42:29No! Patricia, stop!
01:42:31No!
01:42:35Lisa.
01:42:39This is all your fault!
01:42:41It's okay.
01:42:43Okay.
01:42:45Lisa.
01:42:47Lisa, please forgive me.
01:42:49Hey.
01:43:01Hey.
01:43:03Patricia Brown,
01:43:05famous supermodel,
01:43:07is arrested for attempted murder.
01:43:09Finally! Justice is served!
01:43:15Hey, Brian.
01:43:17Patricia Brown was finally brought in prison
01:43:19for all her crimes.
01:43:21Yeah, I saw.
01:43:23Also, that ex-husband of yours,
01:43:25he's been coming over every day after work.
01:43:27Why?
01:43:29He asked me about you.
01:43:31You know, your childhood, your dreams.
01:43:33He knows you're the girl he saved in college now.
01:43:35And he also paid off all our debts.
01:43:47You know, this house was a gift
01:43:49from Grandpa.
01:43:51I never even came in it all these years.
01:43:55Now I can't even enter it, even if I wanted to.
01:44:17Let's go.
01:44:21Oh, it's, uh,
01:44:23it's from Aiden.
01:44:25For you and the baby.
01:44:27More maturity gifts again?
01:44:29As if we can't get those things ourselves.
01:44:31I'm gonna go get them.
01:44:47Lisa.
01:44:57Lisa.
01:45:01Lisa.
01:45:03Did you know that your brother
01:45:05is a total drill sergeant?
01:45:07He had me doing tours all day just so I could get
01:45:09a couple more details about you.
01:45:11And now I have some serious respect for housewives.
01:45:13Is that what you came here to tell me?
01:45:17No, I, um...
01:45:21Lisa.
01:45:23I was blind and dumb
01:45:25and a horrible husband to you.
01:45:27And I know how
01:45:29disappointing and hurtful
01:45:31that can be.
01:45:33And I neglected you.
01:45:35And I'm sorry about that.
01:45:37But I promise you, I will be better.
01:45:43Will you please give me another chance?
01:45:47What about the baby?
01:45:51You said it was a bastard child.
01:45:53I know, I...
01:45:57Will you please come with me?
01:46:13That's...
01:46:15That's Odette's costume.
01:46:17From Swan Lake.
01:46:19Yeah.
01:46:21I know you broke your leg to save my life.
01:46:23And I will get the best doctor in the world
01:46:25to tend to it.
01:46:27So you can dance on the world stage again.
01:46:31And...
01:46:33Next time you won't have to buy a ticket.
01:46:35You'll be performing
01:46:37and I'll be on the front row.
01:46:39Did you steal these off my desk?
01:46:41And, uh,
01:46:43what about the baby?
01:46:45Whatever you decide, I'll respect your decision.
01:46:47And I'll love it all the same.
01:46:49Even if we have kids later.
01:46:55Sir! Wait! Wait!
01:46:57Jake, do you want to get fired? What are you doing?
01:46:59Just listen.
01:47:01That's the woman.
01:47:03She gave me this phone before she left the resort.
01:47:05Take it. Sell it on eBay if you don't want it.
01:47:07Maria had just retired from that job
01:47:09after that day and then went on a trip.
01:47:11It took so long to find her.
01:47:13This is my old phone.
01:47:15So you're the mysterious woman this whole time.
01:47:19My God, that means that, um...
01:47:21Call.
01:47:23The baby is yours.
01:47:27Well, what are you waiting for, punk?
01:47:29Put a ring on it
01:47:31before she runs away again.
01:47:33Thank you.
01:47:39I never gave you
01:47:41the proposal that you deserved.
01:47:45Let me try again.
01:47:47Will you marry me?
01:47:57For real this time.
01:47:59Yes.
01:48:01Yes?
01:48:03Yes. Yes, I will marry you.
01:48:09Again.
01:48:31Yes.