Pokemon Postgame 2:4

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00:00:00It's a Stanislavski opinion. People hold it only insofar as it's useful for them to hold it.
00:00:09It's a Stanislavski opinion. People hold it only insofar as it's useful for them to hold it.
00:00:40It's code for I'm an angry dumb bitch. Yep, there it is.
00:00:46Thechurroguy, thanks for resubbing.
00:01:09It's a Stanislavski opinion. People hold it only insofar as it's useful for them to hold it.
00:01:16It's a Stanislavski opinion. People hold it only insofar as it's useful for them to hold it.
00:01:23It's a Stanislavski opinion. People hold it only insofar as it's useful for them to hold it.
00:01:30It's a Stanislavski opinion. People hold it only insofar as it's useful for them to hold it.
00:01:39It's a Stanislavski opinion. People hold it only insofar as it's useful for them to hold it.
00:01:46It's a Stanislavski opinion. People hold it only insofar as it's useful for them to hold it.
00:01:53It's a Stanislavski opinion. People hold it only insofar as it's useful for them to hold it.
00:02:00It's a Stanislavski opinion. People hold it only insofar as it's useful for them to hold it.
00:02:06Honestly, I thought being affectionate with siblings was fine. I'm assuming it's a culture thing because my mom's Nigerian and my dad's Dutch.
00:02:13It is kind of a culture thing. Some cultures are just way more fucking... are way more weird about familial affection.
00:02:22It's only a culture thing if the culture in question is idiots on the internet who repulse everyone around them.
00:02:26Sibling affection is cute.
00:02:28There's just generally kind of a rule is that you don't police non-sexual affection between other people. At all.
00:02:36There's just generally kind of a rule is that you don't police non-sexual affection between other people. At all.
00:02:46It often just comes... it usually just ends up is that that person is making their weird hang-ups your problem.
00:02:52It often just comes... it usually just ends up is that that person is making their weird hang-ups your problem.
00:03:07I had the stream on mute for an entire minute.
00:03:20Ship culture outside my friends OCs and mine don't sound interesting to me.
00:03:23Yeah, like...
00:03:27In my videos I've only ever talked about shipping when a particular fandom just gets especially egregious.
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00:04:40Do you say anything about this?
00:04:41Well, I was muted.
00:04:42Uh, I can't remember... unfortunately.
00:04:47Hell, like I found it in my mentions.
00:04:54There were some people unironically claiming this image screams cuck.
00:05:08Which is the most porn brained thing I have ever fucking seen.
00:05:25Now it screams wing woman.
00:05:32Your haters are fucking lonely losers.
00:05:33Oh no no no no.
00:05:35They're lonely racist losers.
00:05:38Because the obsession with cuckoldry is an inherently racist opinion.
00:05:43There's a whole fucking innuendo studios video on it.
00:05:49Yeah that's some brain rot bullshit.
00:06:00By not paying attention to affection happening around you.
00:06:12Is the reflection of the stalkers in their own screens.
00:06:19I like innuendo studios.
00:06:48Remember kids it's physically impossible for people to just be happy for others in
00:06:52a relationship.
00:06:54Aren't the two white women sisters?
00:06:59They're actually hispanic.
00:07:01So it means you get into the relationship with the two sisters in the first place.
00:07:05Well you see that's what they're trying to do.
00:07:07They're trying to claim that Iris and Kira are incestuous.
00:07:10And then they do that by basically going well I have weird hangups about relationships therefore
00:07:17you must as well.
00:07:38Internet losers can't comprehend what other people's relationships aren't about them.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:57Or this one.
00:07:58Age 13 and 12.
00:08:02Oh look at you.
00:08:03You look like a hot topic threw up on you.
00:08:09Look at her.
00:08:22I love Marissa.
00:08:24Yeah.
00:08:31This is embarrassed while Iris is just like gently pats.
00:08:36Basically my childhood right there.
00:08:38They are.
00:08:48They see those OT3 memes pictures and think it's wrong because God they are weird.
00:08:53Oh you bet your ass people who have hangups about cuckoldry are really weird about polyamory.
00:09:08No.
00:09:17Look at them.
00:09:29They are.
00:09:30They cross my death a lot.
00:09:39I think if we've gotten to this point they're weird about everything.
00:09:41Oh yeah they are.
00:09:44Comfy.
00:09:52Heteronormativity is so wild to me because my brother and I don't look anything alike so we've been mistaken for dating before by checks notes existing together.
00:10:00Yep.
00:10:01Oh let me tell you if any of the fucking sibling dynamics I wrote were like opposite gender people would be losing their fucking minds.
00:10:26Video name I scrolled through anyway studios channels and didn't see it.
00:10:30Oh let's see if I can find it.
00:10:43There it is.
00:10:45Heaven forfend people love more than one person or have different ways of expressing that love.
00:10:51Oh indeed.
00:11:03Explaining white fascism.
00:11:33Yeah like if Kira or Lavi were guys like Jesus Christ they would be absolutely losing their fucking minds.
00:12:01Yeah.
00:12:29Yeah.
00:12:59Still can't believe folks are upset about that one.
00:13:04What one?
00:13:13I really love Ginger's art style for Iris and Kira actually.
00:13:16The soft outlines really make it for some reason.
00:13:21Yeah I can see that.
00:13:25Given that the vignettes are like very soft and domestic yeah Ginger's art style fits for it.
00:13:38Lavi being a guy would be boring but for reasons that have nothing to do with peak fiction I'd rather have Neva be the guy.
00:13:49I'm kind of dead set on Iris and Neva being women.
00:14:01Why?
00:14:04Don't know really.
00:14:13I do like them both being sisters.
00:14:32I guess in Neva's case like when the avatar's a guy they're just less interesting as characters.
00:14:38Like Kiyoshi? Cool.
00:14:40Yangchen? Cool.
00:14:42Kurok? Eh.
00:14:44Roku? Eh.
00:14:45Aang? Eh.
00:14:46Korra? Cool.
00:14:48I've definitely seen a hard set on the gender of certain characters.
00:14:51Yeah.
00:15:15I'm sure there's a name for the bias where people will find an excuse to pick on people they don't like.
00:15:19I know the phrase bitch eating crackers but I'm not sure if there's an actual technical term for it.
00:15:49No.
00:16:18Oh here it is the halo horns effect.
00:16:31Brain rot so now all I can think of is the person who fell into the enabler ship because they started shipping the main unironically and then it quickly became unironic.
00:16:41Oh yeah I always wondered why that was called enabler.
00:17:08The halo horns effect really reads like idealization and devaluation. That's exactly what it is.
00:17:15There it is.
00:17:26And then and then feeding that into your confirmation bias.
00:17:49Which siblings do you like writing the most? Neva and Lavi or Iris and Kira?
00:18:08I like them equally but I like them at different times like writing Iris and Kira is more difficult because Iris doesn't speak.
00:18:22And sometimes I'm in the mood to write Iris and Kira and but recently I have been more inclined to work on Neva and Lavi.
00:18:52One thing I was quite like about the about the particularly the art for Iris and Kira is the fact that Iris always has like a very muted expression.
00:19:23I always like this about her.
00:19:29On the fact that I'm just not really into any avatar content well I guess it helps that the Neva and Lavi stuff doesn't really do the whole like doesn't do a lot of traditional avatar stuff.
00:19:51I love Iris's expression. This art is also fucking pretty too.
00:20:00Oh and this one got Ren started drawing Iris and Kira and I've just oh no it's my bb's.
00:20:21Another about her that's neat various artists keep that consistent for Iris.
00:20:29Love the center girl man spreading out the couch so her besties could all use a thigh as a pillow.
00:20:35That's Kira.
00:20:39Ren's a champ so good Ren's a champ yeah Ren is a champ.
00:20:51What made you decide to make Iris mute?
00:20:57It was like this it was like a chain reaction and moving from one idea to the next but yeah but basically the idea of like two siblings one of them is one of them is completely nonverbal had stuck in my brain in different permutations for a while.
00:21:19Kira's taller than Iris while Iris is older I always like those physical differences well that's a physical difference I grew up with so.
00:21:48Kari and her whistle are a hell of an inspiration oh yeah yeah Kira's ability to communicate with to Kira's ability to like innately communicate with Iris that was inspired by Digimon.
00:22:10In the first in the Digimon movie the first bit has Tai and Kari as little bb's and Kari spends most of her time communicating by whistle and Tai can completely understand him or her.
00:22:40I remember when you made these characters the stalker screamed so loud that day oh yeah.
00:22:50They called Iris late like they basically said like oh Kira's taking advantage of her mentally disabled sister like Iris has a PhD you fucker.
00:23:04Although interestingly enough a good a good part a good portion of the vignettes are about people infantilizing Iris just because she can't speak.
00:23:20Innate understanding is always a fun dynamic in writing I love it yep I love it too.
00:23:32Something that makes the stalkers see the waste their withering lives away yeah.
00:23:38Oh actually MeBlue did did a few things of Iris and Kira just like Iris meeting one of her OCs.
00:23:52That oh hang on okay.
00:24:02It's like you two getting along over there.
00:24:20Look at how Kira takes advantage of Iris showering her in affection and being completely understanding about the difficulties she faces what a monster yeah.
00:24:30Imagine living in these people's minds.
00:25:00I always like the way MeBlue draws faces.
00:25:20Siblings have to be at least Bart and Lisa Simpson level level to them and even then they'd find they'd find something yep.
00:25:40Hmm.
00:26:08And that's about all the Iris and Kira art or at least all the Iris and Kira art I could show on stream.
00:26:28Actually I could show this.
00:26:44Whoa.
00:27:00There has been worse shown on Twitch.
00:27:06If we're safe folks oh boy I sure do love Iris at knockout.
00:27:34Well how do you come up with names for your characters.
00:27:44These days mostly just name generators hang on a second.
00:28:11Yeah so I go here I basically say I want 100 names female.
00:28:20And I just go write me some character names and then I just scroll through until I find what I like.
00:28:30So this was how I found this was how I ended up with Iris and Kira's names.
00:28:34Now granted I don't take the whole thing I generally just look at the first name.
00:28:38Activating beast mode.
00:28:403 2 1 go.
00:28:42Let's go beast mode.
00:28:44Are you ready?
00:28:46Are you ready?
00:28:48Let's go beast mode.
00:28:50It is a golden affair.
00:29:00Let's go beast mode.
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00:29:58Hey Meta, take a photo.
00:30:06Happy Birthday!
00:30:12She never hooks up with the same person twice.
00:30:20Whoa, good for her.
00:30:24Huh, huh.
00:30:54Hey gang, how do I convince myself to go to work for the day?
00:30:58Go to work.
00:31:16You make a good point, I suppose.
00:31:18Thank you.
00:31:24Hmm.
00:31:34My domestic sounding names involve a lot of Google fuckery, whereas my fantastical names involve frankensteining words together until I get something that sounds cool.
00:31:46Hmm.
00:31:54Oh, fun fact actually, Iris' name, like, when I was first coming up with the draft, Iris' name was actually Katie, but then I changed it to Iris because alliterative sibling names lost a lot of their appeal.
00:32:24Hmm.
00:32:32Realizes, oh god, yikes, oof, fair enough.
00:32:40Oh, why's that?
00:32:42I did the shock value video.
00:32:48See, I just changed it to Iris. Honestly, Iris just works a lot better.
00:32:52Iris is an underrated name.
00:33:04For some reason lately I've been leaning into colors for names. Huh.
00:33:08Huh.
00:33:28If you'd been a girl at birth, what would your parents have named you?
00:33:30Oh, my mother would have named me Courtney.
00:33:32My mother had a pact with her sisters that the first girl any of them had was going to be named after their late sister Courtney.
00:33:56And my mother is actually regretting naming my sister Courtney.
00:34:02Hmm.
00:34:28Said sorry for her, yeah.
00:34:32Hmm.
00:34:34Yeah, they called her Casey for short. I never got to meet my Aunt Casey.
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00:35:16Said she didn't have any thoughts if I'd been born a boy because she knew I was a girl before she had any names. Interesting.
00:35:26My little sister has the name my mom would have given me if I was a girl. Yeah, same.
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00:36:34I don't have any issue sharing my dead names. I was born, and then chose Susan, and then thought Lily was a cute girl name.
00:36:40Then I found out my mom dated a guy named Lily, so I chose Louisa because that's my mom's middle name.
00:36:46Hmm.
00:36:54When I was actually asking my mother this, and she actually told me about the pact, I could hear my father on the phone basically going,
00:37:00I didn't get to name, it's like, I didn't get to name my daughter. And I'm just like, Dad, you had one kid and you named him after you. You had your chance and you blew it.
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00:37:40Every time I hear more about your dad, the less I wish I knew. These days, it's just kind of like this weird passive aggressiveness.
00:37:46Like, I was like, I've been going over changing my name. I've been going over changing my name for like, you know, safety reasons.
00:37:52And...
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00:42:04Anyway, here's some Avatar sisters cuddling.
00:42:08Beanies.
00:42:10Heh.
00:42:12Heh.
00:42:14Uh.
00:42:32And here's another one.
00:42:34Aw.
00:42:36Look at them.
00:42:38Look at them.
00:42:40Huh.
00:42:56The eyes are cute.
00:42:58They're so cute I'm going to cry.
00:43:02I know.
00:43:04Aren't they adorable?
00:43:10First was safe and sound.
00:43:12Second is adorable.
00:43:16Oh, well.
00:43:18There's this one.
00:43:22Hmm.
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00:43:48Imagine squishmallows of these two.
00:43:50Squishmallows?
00:43:52Squish.
00:43:54Squish.
00:43:56Squish.
00:43:58Squish.
00:44:00Squish.
00:44:02Oh my god.
00:44:04Oh, that's cute.
00:44:06I would absolutely buy one.
00:44:10The gentle squish on Neva's cheek
00:44:12really sells the cuteness.
00:44:14I said the last name was just because
00:44:16it seemed to be your favorite pony.
00:44:18I'm not
00:44:20renaming myself based off my
00:44:22little pony. What the fuck?
00:44:24Hmm.
00:44:38Pretty sure that was Rarity.
00:44:40It was Fluttershy. Anyway.
00:44:48Hmm.
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00:44:52I've been working on Lavi's character in particular
00:44:54the last few days.
00:44:58Ugh.
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00:45:48I would suggest that other people tend to view it as
00:45:50their mother foisting
00:45:52Neva onto her.
00:45:54Squishmallow.
00:45:56No.
00:46:08So Lavi's
00:46:10been kind of like softly parentified.
00:46:12And
00:46:14the consequences of that weren't
00:46:16really apparent until
00:46:18Neva was revealed to be the avatar
00:46:20and Lavi just decided, alright, I guess
00:46:22I'll just take her all over the world
00:46:24then.
00:46:40Hmm.
00:46:46Hmm.
00:46:50Lavi got Andrew Grimm.
00:46:52No, not to that extreme.
00:46:54Their mother isn't neglectful.
00:46:58Hmm.
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00:47:46Their mother is what Aang was to
00:47:48Kaya and Bumi. Yep. Yep.
00:47:50Exactly that.
00:47:58Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
00:48:00So the White Lotus
00:48:02learned its lesson for Korra or what?
00:48:04They were actually intending to take Neva to the South Pole
00:48:06but Neva and Lavi left
00:48:08before they could.
00:48:10And
00:48:12so the thing is is that with Lavi
00:48:14is that ultimately she will always put what's
00:48:16best for Neva over what's best for herself.
00:48:18Hmm.
00:48:20Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
00:48:22Hmm.
00:48:24And
00:48:26as an
00:48:28adult, the truth is like
00:48:30there really is no stopping her
00:48:32from doing that other than like Neva
00:48:34just straight up sending her away, which she doesn't
00:48:36want to do.
00:48:44Hmm.
00:48:56That's a good character beat.
00:48:58Yep.
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00:49:36So
00:49:38Lavi
00:49:40is just
00:49:42Lavi is fully
00:49:44is just fully dedicated to
00:49:46to helping the Avatar.
00:49:50Now I kind of want to make that
00:49:52orchid an actual. No, don't do that.
00:49:56Don't make an
00:49:58LLC that's based off me. I find that very creepy.
00:50:06Elder sibling, I've had to explain to my siblings
00:50:08that I love them, but I've raised them and frankly
00:50:10I'm not OK and it's not their fault,
00:50:12but I need to not be around as often as
00:50:14as often as I'd like to.
00:50:16Yeah, Lavi is kind of the opposite.
00:50:18Like she
00:50:20so long as Neva continues to both
00:50:22either need her help
00:50:24or wants her help,
00:50:26she's not going anywhere.
00:50:48Hmm.
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00:51:05Indeed.
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00:51:39It's like the blade from Skyrim.
00:51:41Oh, right. I just read that.
00:51:45Hmm.
00:51:57Everything that's fine when it's
00:51:59children, but they're adults and really need to be able to make
00:52:01their own decisions. OK, cool.
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00:52:44I think I love this is like Neva
00:52:46is where it is like wearing a dress
00:52:48that is like clearly way too fucking
00:52:50big for her like
00:52:53the fucking sleeves just come down over her hands
00:52:55and
00:52:57I'm tempted to basically say is that the
00:52:59reason for that is because
00:53:01it's actually is because that dress actually
00:53:03belongs to Lavi and Neva stole it
00:53:05and refused to give it back.
00:53:22Hmm.
00:53:24See, my first thought was hand-me-downs.
00:53:26Yeah, hand-me-downs wasn't it was
00:53:28initially an idea, but
00:53:30let's be honest.
00:53:32Like when you have two sisters,
00:53:34one of them is stealing the other's clothes.
00:53:36Hmm.
00:53:38Hmm.
00:53:49There is truth.
00:53:52Hmm.
00:53:56It's comfy. It's pretty and it
00:53:58Oh, come on Kika, don't do that.
00:54:00Hell, I do that
00:54:02sometime with my older brother. Yeah, my sister
00:54:04did that, she would steal my sweaters
00:54:06all the fucking time.
00:54:08Hmm.
00:54:20Hmm.
00:54:24Steal my brother's clothes because he's a lot taller
00:54:26than me and pajamas are expensive.
00:54:28Yep.
00:54:38They're hand-me-downs
00:54:40just accelerated by sticky
00:54:42fingers.
00:54:44M.O.N. trademarked
00:54:46hand-me-downs.
00:54:48Hand-me-downs
00:54:50by way of handed over.
00:54:52Hmm.
00:54:56Normal something doesn't as cute when your
00:54:58sister does it. No, no
00:55:00she was like 10, this was before
00:55:02all that stuff.
00:55:09Like,
00:55:11my father had this weird thing about the
00:55:13thermostat, he just would not turn the heat up
00:55:15for anything. Of course, granted the reason
00:55:17is because he's a big guy and he overheats.
00:55:19Uh, but like
00:55:21so, it would've, because
00:55:23I basically, because I had all
00:55:25because like, being AMAB
00:55:27I had all the like
00:55:29thick, comfortable clothes.
00:55:31On a particularly cold day
00:55:33Courtney would just be like, I'm stealing your sweater.
00:55:35Mm.
00:55:43Because I'm taller than my older brother and my younger
00:55:45sister is shorter. Ow!
00:55:47Here.
00:56:01Mm.
00:56:03Mm.
00:56:09My little sister doesn't steal my clothes
00:56:11she steals my shoes.
00:56:33Mm.
00:56:39Yeah, there it is. Like,
00:56:41Lavi had exactly one dress that was
00:56:43suitable for as like formal wear
00:56:45and Neva stole it.
00:56:49Mm.
00:57:03Mm.
00:57:09Sometimes me and my sister
00:57:11constantly have to do an exchange because my mom
00:57:13doesn't know which clothes are which.
00:57:15My mother did that
00:57:17so fucking
00:57:19much, I fucking
00:57:21swear.
00:57:23And it's not like me and my sister dressed
00:57:25alike. There was absolutely no reason
00:57:27to make some of the mistakes that she did.
00:57:29Hm.
00:57:39When I was like, yeah, when I was about
00:57:41when I was 16, I basically
00:57:43just said to my mother, stop doing my laundry.
00:57:45Just stop doing my fucking laundry.
00:57:47I will do my own laundry. Stop putting
00:57:49my laundry in with everyone else's
00:57:51because you mix, you mix
00:57:53mine and Courtney's laundry up and now
00:57:55it's getting me in trouble.
00:57:59Hm.
00:58:07Hm.
00:58:09I had to start yelling at her
00:58:11just to get her to leave my laundry alone.
00:58:13How would it
00:58:15get you in trouble?
00:58:19Hm.
00:58:21I don't want to discuss that.
00:58:23Anyway, I had to basically
00:58:25yell at her to get her to leave my laundry alone
00:58:27because like my mother was
00:58:29always was just like weirdly
00:58:31obsessive about
00:58:33a mess. Even if it's in a room she never
00:58:35goes in.
00:58:41So I would just come home
00:58:43and it would just be like
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01:00:01Activating beast mode.
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01:00:13🎵
01:00:15No why.
01:00:17I still to this day do not know why.
01:00:21🎵
01:00:51🎵
01:00:57Ugh, God living with my mother was a
01:00:59nightmare.
01:01:01I would never do it again. I would go
01:01:03homeless before I willingly moved back
01:01:05home.
01:01:11🎵
01:01:21So, I sometimes think it's a control issue because God, he's more angry at some mess
01:01:38in my room than the way he treats me, yeah, just, yeah, I think it really is just a control
01:01:45issue.
01:01:46My mother, I think she was just genuinely fucking weird and anal about cleanliness,
01:01:50but my father was a straight up control issue.
01:02:46We have a vignette that's in progress for like Neva and Lavi, but it basically just
01:03:00goes like, one of, while they're in Republic City, the girl Lavi's dating is always like,
01:03:09you know, why do you always, it's like, why do you always spend the night here?
01:03:12Why don't you ever invite me to spend the night over at your place?
01:03:17And Lavi just goes, oh, well, you see, well, you see, and Lavi just goes, oh, well, you
01:03:22see, the problem is Neva sprays her perfume over, sprays her perfume around the, around
01:03:28the entire apartment.
01:03:31It's like, and why is that?
01:03:33It's like, well, why is that a problem?
01:03:35And Lavi just goes, not exactly the environment to bring my girlfriend to.
01:03:44Yeah, Lavi, fair.
01:04:00At one point, like, I think toward the end actually just asks, okay, I've got a, uh,
01:04:05it's like, confused.
01:04:06All right, then he goes, I got to ask, why do you always spray your perfume around the
01:04:10apartment and Neva, uh, around the apartment?
01:04:16And then, uh, and then Neva goes to, uh, to ensure that, uh, to, uh, to ensure there is
01:04:21never a situation where I'm kicked out of my own bedroom.
01:04:44Well then.
01:05:06I feel like, uh, I feel like I'd miss it.
01:05:58Oh, hey, a little while ago, we had some, uh, drunk driver slam into a, into a power
01:06:25pole and knock the thing clean out of the ground and snapped it right into Neva mine.
01:06:37The tabloids think she's talking about Lavi, but she's really talking about her band.
01:06:47Yeah.
01:06:54The truck had truck nuts.
01:06:56Of course it did.
01:07:06Logistically impossible for a hundred thousand reasons.
01:07:09There's no way in hell Lily would be comfortable doing so for unauthorized reasons.
01:07:12If she was ever threatened with homelessness and those reasons ended up not being a problem,
01:07:15I gladly offer Lily a place to stay with me and my folks.
01:07:18Fuck, I'm such a cringey simp.
01:07:19Yes, noob lord, you are.
01:07:21And there's no way I'm staying with a fan.
01:07:25Absolutely not.
01:07:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:08:08no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:08:37no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:09:07and Niva's just like, FINALLY A TASK I CAN ACCOMPLISH!
01:09:14finally a task...
01:09:16finally a task...
01:09:18finally a task...
01:09:27best wing woman, yep
01:09:33i wanna read that
01:09:37i wanna read that
01:10:07i wanna read that
01:10:27oh it's gonna be so funny
01:11:07One thing Neva has always wanted to be is the cool aunt.
01:11:37She's like, me for real? Yeah.
01:11:54That's like, I really wish I could be the cool aunt. I mean, I'm already the avatar. What's cooler than that?
01:12:00My hypothetical niece and nephew would love me.
01:12:13Okay, Noob Lord, dial it back a little bit. You're at a 10 and you need to pull back to about a 7.
01:12:26I also want to be the cool mom. I did briefly, although I kind of scrapped it almost as quickly,
01:12:34I did briefly have the idea of at some point Neva actually having a kid.
01:12:44Sorry, Lobby having a kid, my bad.
01:13:13Hi there. Oh, hey, Ren.
01:13:18We were just talking about you.
01:13:38Hmm.
01:14:00Hmm.
01:14:29Hmm.
01:14:44Hmm.
01:14:57Hopefully in a positive manner. How are you doing?
01:15:02Oh, yeah, of course, in a positive manner. We've got your art on the screen.
01:15:06I'm doing OK.
01:15:11I was showing everyone your iris, your artwork of art of Iris and Kira and then your art of Neva and Lobby.
01:15:19Oh, speaking of which.
01:15:37I see why you scrapped it. I've been trying to kick myself for making a lot of my feet.
01:15:41A lot of my female characters have kids.
01:15:44I didn't really scrap it for that reason.
01:15:47It's just logistically making it work required contrivance upon contrivance.
01:15:54I always like the idea that like Neva really clicked with airbending.
01:16:14Anyway, so when I scrapped that is when I just kind of settled on them being is when I just kind of settled on
01:16:20sticking rigidly to the trope of platonic life partners.
01:16:49And that's cute. Yep.
01:16:55How's your back doing today? It's fine for now.
01:17:00Given her personality makes a lot of sense that airbending came to her easily more easily of the four.
01:17:19Like even if there's even a thing for them like Lobby actually dies first.
01:17:25Which you just know it would just utterly crush Neva.
01:17:30I was actually planning to draw Neva and Lobby together finally.
01:17:38Earthbender thinks like an airbender. Hey, wait a minute is Neva secretly taking clues from Bolin?
01:17:43Maybe.
01:18:00So yeah, Lobby dies first.
01:18:04And Neva spends like the next 15 years memorializing her all over the fucking world.
01:18:13And then she and then when she dies the two of them are reunited in the spirit world.
01:18:29That's really sad but also beautiful. Yes.
01:18:43Cry you're gonna cry. You're gonna cry because just because I summarized it.
01:19:11Neva in the last 15 year her last 15 years of the world. Don't you dare forget about my cool sister.
01:19:23Love these two girls. Yes.
01:19:31Okay, I'm gonna get my coffee and then we'll actually do something probably play Mass Effect.
01:19:36Taking the day off today.
01:20:05Okay.
01:20:33Okay.
01:21:02Okay.
01:21:31Okay.
01:22:00Okay.
01:22:29Okay.
01:22:58There we go. Now, I won't miss it when you post. Oh, I forget to put that in the fucking microwave. God, I'm so.
01:23:06All over the place today.
01:23:29And then I'm just like, oh, right. I forgot to put it in the microwave.
01:23:48No, I do. Do I still have those?
01:24:18Certified Lily Orchard microwave moment. Excuse you.
01:24:47Okay.
01:25:09Oh.
01:25:16I was recording that whole time.
01:25:46Okay, who's up next?
01:25:59I'm taking every class through the trilogy for absolutely no other reason than just to have footage of the gameplay of every class and also just because playing every class is a good idea.
01:26:20Please log in to access your. Okay.
01:26:29Next up is the engineer warning data corruption detected.
01:26:35Please reconstruct profile.
01:26:38Confirm pre service history.
01:26:41One second.
01:27:11Another minute or so.
01:27:24Okay, so should the engineer be a spacer a colonist or earthborn.
01:27:31Okay, so should the engineer be a spacer a colonist or earthborn.
01:27:46Okay, so should the engineer be a spacer a colonist or earthborn.
01:28:06Confirm psychological profile.
01:28:17Confirm military specialization.
01:28:21Engineer and bonus talent.
01:28:31Facial identification.
01:28:34Okay, and then paste.
01:28:36And there we go.
01:28:40Profile reconstruction complete.
01:28:43I already had all the face codes ready to go.
01:28:46Identify.
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01:32:25Ok.
01:32:26Nope.
01:32:28Hangpr-
01:32:30All right. We're good.
01:32:32Well, what about Shepard?
01:32:38She grew up in the colonies.
01:32:40She knows how tough life can be out there.
01:32:43Her parents were killed when slavers attacked Minbar.
01:32:47She saw her whole unit die on a cruise.
01:32:50She could have some serious emotional scars.
01:32:53Every soldier has scars.
01:32:55Shepard's a survivor.
01:32:57Is that the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?
01:33:02That's the only kind of person who can protect the galaxy.
01:33:05I'll make the call.
01:33:32The Arcturus Prime Relay is in place.
01:33:44The key choice that the person made was awful choice, stop.
01:33:47Oh boy.
01:33:48We are connected.
01:33:49You can play this game yourself.
01:33:50The Relay is hot, acquiring approach vector.
01:33:57All stations secure for transit.
01:34:08The board is green, approach run has begun.
01:34:36That's the combo I use for my Vanguard.
01:35:07You remember to zip up your jumpsuit on the way out of the bathroom?
01:35:20That's good.
01:35:21I just jumped this halfway across the galaxy and hit a target the size of a pinhead, that's
01:35:26incredible.
01:35:27Besides, spectres are trouble.
01:35:28I don't like having them on board.
01:35:31Call me paranoid.
01:35:32You're paranoid.
01:35:33The council helped fund this project.
01:35:35They have a right to send someone to keep an eye on their investment.
01:35:38Yeah, that is the official story.
01:35:41Only an idiot believes the official story.
01:35:57You always expect the worst.
01:35:59Bad feelings are an occupational hazard.
01:36:02We don't go anywhere unless there's a good reason.
01:36:04So, what are we doing here?
01:36:06Joker, status report.
01:36:08Just cleared the mass relay, Captain.
01:36:10Stealth system's engaged, everything looks solid.
01:36:13Good.
01:36:14Find a comm buoy and link us into the network.
01:36:17I want mission reports relayed back to Alliance Brass before we reach Eagle Prime.
01:36:21Aye aye, Captain.
01:36:22Better brace yourself, sir.
01:36:23I think Nihilus is headed your way.
01:36:25He's already here, Lieutenant.
01:36:28Tell Commander Shepard to meet me in the comm room for a debriefing.
01:36:32You get that, Commander?
01:36:34Great.
01:36:35You pissed the Captain off and now I'm gonna pay for it.
01:36:39Don't blame me.
01:36:40The Captain's always in a bad mood.
01:36:42Only when he's talking to you, Joker.
01:36:43Told you, I just arrived.
01:36:44You weren't violent.
01:36:45He was on a mission.
01:36:46He's a Spectre.
01:36:47They're always on a mission.
01:36:48We're getting dragged.
01:36:49I grew up on Eagle Prime, Doc.
01:36:50It's not the kind of place Spectres visit.
01:36:51There's something I always wanted to tell you about this mission.
01:36:53It's crazy.
01:36:54The Captain's in charge here.
01:36:55Take orders from the Big Four.
01:36:56Commander Shepard, I was hoping you'd get here first.
01:36:57That would give us the chance to talk.
01:36:58What about?
01:36:59I'm interested in your talk.
01:37:15I'm interested in a good job making Joker a hateable ass like oh, man. I love Joker
01:37:26I'm a marine not some tourist on vacation. It's more than just a tourist destination isn't it Shepherd?
01:37:33Eden Prime is a symbol of your people a perfect little world on the edges of your territory
01:37:39Proof that humanity can not only establish colonies across the galaxy, but also protect them
01:37:44But how safe is it really?
01:37:47Are you trying to scare me Specter?
01:37:49Your people are still newcomers Shepherd the galaxy can be a very dangerous place is the Alliance truly ready for this I?
01:37:58Think it's about time. We told the commander. What's really going on this mission is far more than a simple shakedown run I
01:38:08Already figured that out
01:38:09We're making a covert pickup on Eden Prime
01:38:12That's why we needed the stealth systems operational
01:38:15There must be a reason you didn't tell me about this sir this comes down from the top
01:38:20information strictly on a need-to-know basis a
01:38:24Research team on Eden Prime honored some kind of beacon during an excavation
01:38:33About the protheans vanished 50,000 years ago their legacy still remains
01:38:38The mass relays the Citadel our ship drives. It's all based on prothean technology. This is big
01:38:45The last time humanity made a discovery like this it jumped our technology forward 200 years
01:38:50But Eden Prime doesn't have the facilities to handle something like this
01:38:54We need to bring the beacon back to the Citadel for proper study
01:38:58Obviously this goes beyond mere human interest commander this discovery could affect every species in Council space
01:39:08Hmm
01:39:12Are we expecting trouble I'm always expecting trouble
01:39:16There's more shit
01:39:18Nihilus isn't just here
01:39:20He always says that but he also has this heated racist gamer moments that always make my blood boil
01:39:24That's the thing you can clock him in the back of the head for that
01:39:30What's going on captain the Alliance has been pushing for this for a long time
01:39:35Humanity wants a larger role in shaping interstellar policy
01:39:39We want more say with the Citadel Council the specters represent the council's power and authority
01:39:44If they accept a human into their ranks, it shows how far the Alliance has come
01:39:49Not many could have survived what you went through on a cruise
01:39:53You showed a remarkable will to live a particularly useful talent. That's why I put your name forward as a candidate for the specters. I
01:40:00I
01:40:02Don't like people making decisions about my future. This isn't about you Shepard
01:40:07Humanity needs this and I had a fun time watching. I see you Jim. See your skills for myself commander
01:40:13Even crime will be the first of several missions together
01:40:16You'll be in charge of the ground team secure the beacon and get it onto the ship ASAP
01:40:21Not every character has racist moments. You can clock them in the head for it
01:40:24Yeah, that's the thing Mass Effect 1 is basically like half the story is space racism
01:40:29We should be getting close to Eden captain, we got a problem what's wrong Joker transmission from Eden Prime sir, you better see this
01:40:37Bring it up on screen
01:40:46Get down
01:40:59We are under attack taking heavy casualties I repeat heavy casualties
01:41:06They came out of nowhere we need
01:41:08I
01:41:27Made myself instant notes and it smells like boiled chicken. Oh
01:41:38Status report 17 minutes out captain. No other Alliance ships in the area
01:41:45Take us in Joker fast and quiet this mission just got a lot more complicated a
01:41:50Small strike team can move quickly without drawing attention. It's our best chance to secure the beacon
01:41:56Grab your gear and meet us in the cargo hold
01:42:02Tell Alenko and Jenkins to suit up commander you're going in
01:42:08I
01:42:27Did always like how Mass Effect 1 is like
01:42:30I
01:42:35Did always like how Mass Effect 1 is the epitome of the uncanny valley
01:42:49The human characters are all kind of look, you know, as is the case in the ps3 era, they're all kind of like stiff and
01:42:56A little dead-eyed. Meanwhile, the Turians look
01:43:05No wonder everyone was so thirsty for garris
01:43:18Ship perimeter secure commander
01:43:26You
01:43:31Okay, me one engineer build
01:43:55You
01:44:26You
01:44:31Come on where the fuck is it?
01:44:39There we go, wait, no
01:44:55Fucking it one second. I'm looking for something
01:45:25You
01:45:49Okay, I don't know what's here but whatever
01:45:53I'll tell you we start with overload and sabotage. Let's get started with some points in
01:46:03How actually we're gonna put all our points into charm, there we go
01:46:23Overload sabotage
01:46:53I
01:47:24I
01:47:44Sometimes Marines die the rest of us just have to carry on we still have to find that beacon
01:47:53Oh
01:47:56Rip Jenkins you died before you could even use any of your abilities
01:48:23I
01:48:53Oh
01:49:01No, we got spiked welcome to spike TV video game awards
01:49:23Thank you gunnery chief Ashley Williams of the 212 he the one who charged your ma'am
01:49:30Give me a status report Williams
01:49:34We were patrolling the perimeter when the attack hit
01:49:37We tried to get off a distress call, but they cut off our communications
01:49:41Name was a nihilist and immediately thought well
01:49:44He's either a plot to his villain or dead before the first mission is done. Let's flip that coin
01:49:48Any idea what kind of enemy we're facing? I think they're get
01:49:53The get haven't been seen outside the veil in nearly 200 years. Why are they here now?
01:50:00They must have come for the beacon
01:50:02The dig site is closed just over that rise. It might still be there. You're coming with us Williams
01:50:07We need that beacon. Aye. Aye, ma'am. It's time for payback
01:50:13Move out
01:50:23Okay
01:50:53Oh
01:51:03No, I think there might be enemies around how do you know that there's chest-high walls everywhere
01:51:23Oh
01:51:46This game looks really good. This game looks really good. Oh, yeah
01:51:49It was right here. It must have been moved. It did not need much to be touched up
01:51:56I think actually Mass Effect 1 got the most touch-ups in legendary edition
01:52:02We make for the camp it's just on the top of this Ridge up the ramps
01:52:20Oh
01:52:29God there's still a lot
01:52:49I
01:53:19You