Home Alone 3 - 2025 Movie Trailer

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#Home Alone 3 - Kevin's Revenge - 2025 Movie Trailer (Parody)
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Transcript
00:00Keep the change, you filthy animal!
00:09This holiday season, it's time to rediscover a classic.
00:21Kevin McAllister is back!
00:24Gotcha!
00:25What was that for?
00:27Except this family is a little weird around Christmas.
00:31That day you left, I had to defend our house.
00:35I was just a kid, and you left me home alone.
00:38It's a trap.
00:40It's the anniversary of a Christmas classic.
00:43I'm sure you never forget your anniversary, do you?
00:46No ring on this finger, ma'am.
00:48No one's been able to tame this wild stallion.
00:51But after spending decades in prison, the wet bandits are finally released.
00:58Every day I sat in that prison cell, I thought about the kid.
01:02He's gonna pay.
01:04This time, it's not just me home alone.
01:07I need to defend this house for my family.
01:11Get ready for Kevin's final showdown.
01:14Should we check the window?
01:16No, we have to go around to the back door.
01:18Are you sure?
01:19Yeah, you don't think in order to break into a goddamn house?
01:23This holiday season, Kevin McAllister is back.
01:27But this time, he's not playing by the rules.
01:32In breaking news, a Chicago man has booby-trapped his house
01:36with guns, explosives, and possibly tarantulas.
01:40A SWAT team is currently en route.
01:44Kevin!
01:45All units, report.
01:47We have two elderly gentlemen being shot at,
01:49lit on fire, and struck with blunt objects.
01:52This is an extremely violent crime.
01:54You can ignore that.
01:56These are two old men, possibly about to die very painfully.
01:59Are you sure you want to ignore this?
02:01Yes, I'm sure about that!
02:03Nice try, Kevin.
02:05Nice try.
02:08Trout sniffer.
02:14Home Alone
02:16Kevin's Revenge
02:19This time, it's personal.