Ohio | movie | 2022 | Official Trailer

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00:00It's been a month-long zombie apocalypse in this horrid wasteland.
00:11Me and my comrade are striving to escape.
00:13We are trapped in the worst possible place known to all mankind.
00:22You know what?
00:23Forget it, Katie.
00:24We're the last living people in Ohio, and the border's probably quarantined anyways.
00:27We are never going to make it.
00:29The map says we're only 12 miles out.
00:31If we can just get through this last stretch without being killed, I think we'll make it.
00:34Look, I just don't want to die.
00:35The Ohio zombies are going to be starting to border, and we've already lost Eden.
00:39Eden was foolish.
00:40We've learned from that.
00:41Imagine when we get to the border and escape this month-long apocalypse.
00:44It'll all be worth it.
00:45Let's just not run into any more zombies.
00:49Whoa.
00:51Two survivors?
00:54I thought I was the only one left in Ohio.
00:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:58I'm not a zombie myself.
01:00And how are we supposed to believe you?
01:02We're the last people in Ohio.
01:04If I were a zombie, I would have starved by now.
01:07Fine.
01:08You can come with us.
01:09Keep an eye on him.
01:19Don't even think about it.
01:22Don't stop me now
01:26Don't stop me
01:28Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time
01:31I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
01:34Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
01:39I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
01:43I'm gonna go, go, go
01:45There's no stopping me
01:48I'm burning through the sky
01:51200 degrees, that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit
01:56I'm traveling at the speed of light
01:58I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
02:02Don't stop me now
02:04I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball
02:08Don't stop me now
02:10If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call
02:14Don't stop me now
02:16I'm having a good time
02:18Don't stop me now
02:20I'm having a good time
02:26Sonohead?
02:32We did it!
02:35We defeated the last Ohio zombie!
02:40But there is one more zombie.
02:42What do you mean one more?
02:43To cross the border and escape Ohio, you must defeat the Grandmaster of all zombies.
02:49The Grandmaster? Who's that?
02:51Mark Zuckerberg?
02:52What?
02:58Hi, I'm Mark Zuckerberg.
03:01What in the ever-living fuck?
03:05I'm the final boss of Ohio. Let's duel.
03:08If I win, then you will never escape Ohio.
03:11If you win, then you will gain the entire state.
03:14You see what we did to that Ryan guy over there?
03:16We're pretty rad zombie killers.
03:19Do you really wanna throw hands with Mark Zuckerberg?
03:23Yeah.
03:41Running through the night
03:43To find a new reason
03:45That's why they call me Mr. Byron
03:48Fine, fine, fine, fine.
03:50Here it is. You win.
03:55Take the L, Mark Zuckerberg!
03:58So, Ohio is all ours.
04:01So what are we gonna do with it?
04:02We're gonna make it a symbol of peace?
04:04A sanctuary?
04:05What do we do with it?
04:07Walk with me, Katie.
04:09Ohio has no use. It's useless.
04:12It's just all this, and we're the only people left here anyways.
04:16Katie, we need to blow up Ohio.
04:18That is the best idea I've ever heard.
04:21I know, right?
04:25Katie, say goodbye to Ohio.
04:27I'm gonna blow it up.
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