Deadpool & Wolverine

Watch the new trailer for Marvel Studios’ #DeadpoolAndWolverine. Only in theaters July 26.

Transcript

00:00I

00:01Told you you're not welcome here. You're not welcome anywhere. Now get the fuck out of my bar

00:06Just give me one more drink and then I'll leave

00:10Hi peanut, I'm gonna need you to come with me right now

00:13Look lady. I'm not interested

00:16All right. Well, I'm sort of on the tick-tick. So I'll see Daisy. Oh

00:22Whiskey dick of the claws. It's quite common in Wolverines over 40. You don't want this

00:27Unless you want to take a deep breath through your fucking forehead. I suggest you reconsider

00:38I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about

00:42Not my fucking problem, is that what you said when your world went to shit

00:49Come again this Wolverine let down his entire world

00:57I

01:01Want to talk about what's haunting you or should we wait for a third act flashback, uh, go fuck yourself

01:15I don't know anything about saving world, but you do

01:21Trust me kid. I'm no hero. You were an ex-man

01:27You were the X-Man. I

01:32Am soaking wet right now

01:47Boys are so silly. This is what I'm talking about

01:56Slow-motion action sequence

02:00Who knows if you live or die

02:05Let's fucking go let's fucking go

02:19Want to do some cocaine hey, okay, it's the one thing that Feige said is off-limits

02:23What about Bolivian marching about no all the slang terms

02:27They have a list even snowboarding even disco dust white girl interrupted even for us bump. Do you want to build a snowman? Yes