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00:00What?
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00:04What?
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00:12What?
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00:27He's not far away. He must be around here.
00:29Brothers, follow him.
00:31Search every nook and cranny.
00:33If his wife doesn't believe us,
00:34how can we catch him alive?
00:37Search!
00:38Yes, sir!
00:47Bastard!
00:48We can't even catch a girl.
00:50And his wife is armed.
00:52It's a long way to the city.
00:53If the police know about this,
00:55we won't be able to leave.
00:56Retreat!
01:00Retreat!
01:26Retreat!
01:32We've come a long way.
01:33Now we don't have to pay our respects to Mr. Yang.
01:39Little girl!
01:40Why did you hit me?
01:41You took advantage of me!
01:42I did that to save your life.
01:44Don't you have any manners?
01:45Who are you?
01:46I'm me. Who are you?
01:48I'm also me.
01:49Let me ask you. What do you do?
01:50I sleep.
01:52I've been gone for more than two months.
01:53I finally found a comfortable place to sleep today.
01:55I didn't want to run into you.
01:57I've never run so fast in my life.
01:59I'm exhausted.
02:01So you mean
02:02this has nothing to do with you.
02:04You were sleeping
02:05and I hit you, right?
02:07Yes, that's it.
02:10I made you worried and scared.
02:11I'm sorry.
02:14You're quite reasonable.
02:17Can you take me back to where it happened just now?
02:20I want to find my maid and Changgong.
02:24The place where it happened?
02:25It's too far.
02:27Thank you.
02:28You don't have to thank me.
02:29I haven't carried you yet.
02:31I've been running for a long time.
02:32I'm exhausted.
02:35How can I carry you?
02:37How about this?
02:38I'll give you a dollar.
02:43You don't want me to suffer for nothing.
02:44Give me a dollar.
02:46Little girl, you're so reasonable.
02:48What did you call me?
02:49Little girl.
02:50If you call me again,
02:51I'll tear your mouth, okay?
02:54Oh.
02:55Oh.
02:56You tried to escape just now.
02:58You didn't watch the show.
03:00You're wearing this dress.
03:03Are you a college student?
03:05Forgive me.
03:06College students
03:07are all great people.
03:09I should call you Mr. Little.
03:12Mr. Little,
03:13what's your name?
03:15My name is Wu.
03:16I'm so lucky
03:17to have met you
03:18in this disaster.
03:20Stop talking nonsense, okay?
03:21What do you mean?
03:22Don't talk nonsense in front of an important person.
03:24Come on.
03:25Go to the room.
03:30Mr. Little,
03:31we met by chance.
03:33We didn't have any relationship before.
03:35Do you think
03:36you should give me the money first?
03:38It's also reasonable
03:40to make an effort after seeing the money.
03:44Okay.
03:47Fortunately, I didn't lose the money.
03:49Give it to me.
03:52What are you doing?
03:56Mr. Little,
03:57this is the first modern sheep
03:59I have earned
04:00since I was born.
04:01I have to put it away.
04:13Is it too heavy?
04:16No.
04:17I have to work hard
04:18to get your money.
04:20It's a modern sheep.
04:21No matter how heavy it is, it's worth it.
04:26Do you want me to wipe your sweat?
04:28No, no, no.
04:29Don't let my dirty face
04:30dirty Mr. Little's hands.
04:51Ouch!
04:53Big brother,
04:54you are really good at calculating.
04:56It's really great
04:57to catch a rabbit.
04:59Little rabbit,
05:00I'll kill you now.
05:02Big hero, please spare my life.
05:04I'm just a passerby.
05:05There are heads and tails.
05:07You have to be reasonable when you kill people.
05:09Don't kill him.
05:10He is not our Changgong.
05:11He is a passerby.
05:14You are Black Shark, right?
05:15Big brother,
05:16does he know you?
05:19Of course he knows me.
05:22Since you know who I am,
05:24you should know
05:25what will happen to you.
05:27Of course I know.
05:29Our Wu family
05:30has a grudge against you.
05:32I'm in your hands today.
05:34You can kill me or kill me.
05:35It's up to you.
05:36But he has nothing to do with me.
05:37Let him go.
05:44I didn't expect Wu Qiankun
05:46to have such a daughter.
05:48Fine.
05:49I'll give you face.
05:53Rong Xin.
05:54Big brother.
05:55Let this dog go.
05:57Go.
06:01Stop.
06:13Dear heroes,
06:15I understood
06:16what you said just now.
06:18This is the eldest daughter of the Wu family.
06:20Their family has a grudge against you.
06:22You catch her for revenge.
06:24If you have a grudge, you must take revenge.
06:25This is justified.
06:27In the martial arts world,
06:28you always have to pay back what you owe.
06:29I understand.
06:30But I also have a reason.
06:32The eldest daughter of the Wu family gave me a dollar
06:34and asked me to escort her home.
06:36I took the money,
06:37but I didn't do it.
06:39This is my fault.
06:41Besides,
06:42the hero just now
06:43wanted to shoot me in the head.
06:45If it weren't for Miss Wu,
06:47I would have died.
06:48This is a great favor.
06:50If you don't pay back,
06:51you don't know the reason.
06:52What?
06:54You still want to save people?
06:56Come on.
06:57Try it.
06:59No, no.
07:01The most important thing in the martial arts world
07:03is to know how much money you have.
07:05I want to save people
07:07in the hands of heroes.
07:08Isn't that nonsense?
07:09But if you don't pay back,
07:11it's a great favor.
07:13If the favor is gone,
07:14it's not as good as a dog when it's alive.
07:17I want to ask you something.
07:20If you catch him,
07:21do you want to kill him
07:23or light the sky lantern?
07:29How about this?
07:30You take me with you.
07:32When you do it,
07:33kill me first and then kill him.
07:35I'm also repaying a favor.
07:37I took a piece of fresh lamb.
07:38I can't take it for free.
07:40All right.
07:41Stop talking.
07:42Get out of here.