EP.1 Isobe Isobee Monogatari: Ukiyo wa Tsurai yo (2024) ENGSUB
Isobe Isobee Monogatari: Ukiyo wa Tsurai yo (2024) EP 1 ENG SUB
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00:00Today is Sunday.
00:04I'm going to beat you up all day.
00:30Today is Sunday.
00:34Is this your last day of work?
00:36I have to do my best to beat you.
00:40I was going to beat you, so I won't do it.
00:44Remember your last time before you came here.
00:47I'm not going to let you go.
00:49I'm not going to lose.
00:51This is not a good idea.
00:55I was going to beat you, but I lost.
00:57I feel like my muscles around my back are starting to feel a little strange.
01:27I feel like my muscles around my back are starting to feel a little strange.
01:37I feel like my muscles around my back are starting to feel a little strange.
01:46Damn! What a Sunday!
01:51Maybe I should go outside.
01:54But if I go outside, I feel like I won't lose.
02:08What's with this posture?
02:11Ugh!
02:12Thank you for coming to the press conference for the drama Isobe Isobe Monogatari Ukiyo wa Tsuraiyo.
02:28Now, let's welcome the lead, Isobe Isobe, and her friend, Nakajima.
02:42Isobe Isobe
02:48There are only three reporters.
02:55The tension is dropping!
02:58Now, let's welcome the lead, Iso...
03:03I'm Isobe.
03:05Mr. Isobe, please say a few words.
03:07I'm Nakajima.
03:10I don't really care.
03:13Wow! What a nostalgic reaction!
03:16But it doesn't look so fresh.
03:19I didn't mean to say that.
03:21Now, let's welcome Mr. Nakajima.
03:26I'm Nakajima, a friend of Isobe.
03:29I'll do my best to entertain everyone.
03:34Wow! He's starting to eat his bento!
03:37What a bad impression!
03:39Does anyone have any questions?
03:43Go ahead.
03:45I have a question for both of you.
03:48Yes?
03:50What is Isobe Isobe Monogatari?
03:57Isobe Isobe Monogatari is a gag manga that was popularized in Ukiyo-e,
04:04which was published in 2013.
04:07Was it the year that Waratteitomo ended in 2013?
04:11That's the wrong question!
04:13Isobe Isobe Monogatari has a lot of collaborations with anime and plays.
04:22I'm not sure.
04:25Have you ever seen anything like this?
04:28No, I haven't.
04:30I don't know. Shorts were popular back then.
04:32Oh! Shorts! I've seen them before!
04:38Shorts, right?
04:41That's completely wrong.
04:43Yes!
04:44Go ahead.
04:46Why do you have to make it into a drama now?
04:49On the contrary, why can't you do it now?
04:53What?
04:55A contract?
04:57Follow me.
04:58Why?
05:00That's true.
05:02Why do you have to make it into a drama now?
05:05I can't use this.
05:07Mr. Isobe, can you tell us why you have to make it into a drama now?
05:18There are various reasons.
05:21I'll tell you about that in Nakajima.
05:25What?
05:26That's ridiculous!
05:30In the Edo period, Isobe was a man who seemed to be living a lazy life.
05:38I think that's why he's so popular in today's society.
05:43Also, the time it takes to broadcast one episode is short for a drama.
05:47I think that many people will enjoy it even if it's a broadcast.
05:58Thank you, Nakajima.
06:00Nakajima just expressed my feelings.
06:05You bastard!
06:07Is there a next question?
06:08Yes.
06:09Go ahead.
06:11Anyone is fine.
06:12Yes.
06:13Don't try to answer.
06:15Can I go home now?
06:18Can I hang up?
06:20That's not what I meant.
06:22You don't have to refuse.
06:27Mr. Isobe, I have a question for you.
06:30He wants to ask you a question.
06:33Yes.
06:35He's in a good mood.
06:38Where should I return this password when I go home?
06:41I'll give this to you, so give it to me in order.
06:44This is the last question.
06:45Do you have any questions?
06:46Yes.
06:48I think I've seen this before.
06:51Well...
06:53Isn't this a stamp?
06:56I think I've seen it on LINE stamps.
06:57Can you not talk to each other?
06:59This is a LINE stamp.
07:02Does this mean that this is a LINE stamp drama?
07:08That's enough.
07:15Congratulations!
07:16I'll put this on display.
07:27He's back!
07:29Congratulations!
07:32Isobe, how was the meeting?
07:35I'll clean up and start class right away.
07:38I put it on display.
07:41I'm not interested in drama.
07:44What's wrong with you, Isobe?
07:46You said you had a meeting.
07:50A meeting?
07:52I might become a star before I become a samurai.
08:00I'm going to clean up.
08:02You were so excited.
08:05What's wrong with you, Isobe?
08:07It's different from when you go.
08:10He's not interested in drama.
08:12But it's amazing that you're interested in drama.
08:15Even though you don't know the story of Takasugi Shuusai,
08:17Isobe, you're amazing.
08:20I want to be a drama, too.
08:27He's very happy.
08:31Well, if you're in my class, you can't be happy with just a drama.
08:36So?
08:37Tell me specifically what I'm good at.
08:40In order.
08:42Hanaoka.
08:43Yes?
08:45It's amazing that you became a drama.
08:49It's amazing, but do you have any other expressions?
08:53No.
08:56Takasugi.
08:59It's amazing that you think you're amazing.
09:04Where does that confidence come from?
09:06What do you think?
09:10Well, I think Isobe has a lot of charms.
09:16But what I think is that he has a charm that I don't know.
09:21It's too big to measure.
09:25As a man, as a samurai,
09:28I think he has a charm that transcends time.
09:33Is that so?
09:36Also, I don't think he's good at streaming.
09:41Is that so?
09:43He's the only one.
09:45Look, there's not enough decoration.
09:48It's a celebration of drama.
09:55As expected of me.
09:57Isobe became a drama.
10:00He suddenly turned around.
10:06What?
10:09Isobe, are you okay?
10:11It's broken.
10:13It's broken!
10:20Isobe, can you call the title?
10:23What do you say to a broken person?
10:30It hurts!
10:31What?
10:34Is it okay for me?
10:40Isobe Isobe Monogatari
10:43Ukiyo is painful.
11:01Isobe Isobe
11:31I'm Isobe. I'm a young man who strives to be a great samurai.
11:45I mean, Shun picked me up earlier.
11:56Hey, Mom.
11:58Oh, what's up, Isobe?
11:59What's up, Isobe?
12:01I'm going to train as a samurai in my room.
12:05Are you sure?
12:07Let me know if there's anything I can do.
12:10Don't open the door all of a sudden.
12:12Otherwise, you'll lose your concentration.
12:15Okay.
12:19You're always great, Isobe.
12:21That's my son for you.
12:24But...
12:29Shun picked me up earlier.
12:39Shun picked me up earlier.
12:42Shunga is an erotic painting that was popular in the Edo period.
12:46Because there are no photos or videos like today,
12:50men in the Edo period enjoyed it.
12:54Don't google it.
12:56Because it's unedited.
12:59Wow.
13:01It's a very attractive cover.
13:05Now, let's go to Shunga's world.
13:13Isobe?
13:15What would you like for dinner?
13:18I'll make whatever you like.
13:23Oh, what's wrong, Isobe?
13:26What?
13:28You have a bloated stomach.
13:31What's wrong with your stomach?
13:34Is there something in your stomach?
13:36No, it's not that.
13:40My intestines...
13:42Intestines?
13:44My intestines are sticking out.
13:47Intestines?
13:49Because I vomited a while ago.
13:52Ouch!
13:54Training?
13:57Yeah.
13:59It's tough, isn't it?
14:01The world of samurai.
14:03Mom, I don't understand.
14:06Yeah.
14:08I'm sorry.
14:10I interrupted your training.
14:12No, no.
14:13It's okay.
14:21Why did you open the door suddenly?
14:24There's no reason for me to train.
14:28Well, it's okay.
14:30You're not in the way anymore.
14:34I'll start over.
14:41Let's go.
14:44Oh, yeah.
14:46I came to ask you about dinner.
14:48I totally forgot about it.
14:53Oh, you were sleeping?
14:56No, I was training my imagination.
14:59I was thinking about how to fight while sleeping.
15:02I was simulating.
15:04You don't talk about hard work.
15:07That's great, Isobe.
15:10Because I'm a samurai.
15:11What do you want for dinner?
15:13I want to eat a lot of hamburgers.
15:16Hamburgers are not available in the Edo period.
15:19But if it's for you, I don't care about time negotiations.
15:23How about a date?
15:25I don't care about a date.
15:30Everything you make is delicious.
15:34I'll leave it to you.
15:35I'll be back soon.
15:41Isobe, I'm hungry.
15:43I want a soft potato.
15:45I don't want a raw carrot.
15:47I'll have a mashed potato.
15:49Then, Mom.
15:52I'll work hard.
15:59Work hard for the rest of your life.
16:02Work hard.
16:03Work hard for at least a few decades.
16:10The sky in Edo is blue.
16:16Let's read a book.
16:22Arai Isobe.
16:24What kind of book is this?
16:27No!
16:32I see.
16:34This is also one of the main things, isn't it, Isobe?
16:37It's a book about sexual desire.
16:39That's right.
16:41I was surprised.
16:43I thought you were secretly reading a book.
16:47Me?
16:49A book?
16:51I've never read it.
16:52I've never read it.
16:54I've never wanted to read it.
16:59Isobe.
17:01You're so pure.
17:03I'm a samurai.
17:07Oh, your stomach...
17:16Are you okay?
17:18Your intestines are sticking out.
17:19What are you doing?
17:22I'm training.
17:26I'm not reading a book.
17:32You're so cool, Isobe.
17:36I was surprised.
17:38I thought you were reading a book.
17:40Oh, dinner's ready.
17:43Hamburg steak.
17:45I don't think I can eat that much today.
18:04I'm going to be late for school.
18:07Why didn't you wake me up?
18:10You said you wouldn't wake me up.
18:12I didn't say anything.
18:14If I can't be a good student,
18:16what am I supposed to do?
18:21Hey.
18:23What is it?
18:25I'm in a hurry to go to school.
18:27I heard you're dating Saya.
18:30What?
18:32Saya?
18:34I don't know what he's talking about.
18:37Let's go.
18:39Let's go.
18:40Do you know what Saya means?
18:45I don't know.
18:47I'm late for school.
18:50Mr. Nobunaga.
18:52Tell me.
18:55Mr. Oda Nobunaga.
18:57What is Saya?
19:00Saya means
19:03when a samurai walks,
19:05he will meet a samurai.
19:06He will meet a samurai.
19:08Katana is a samurai's soul.
19:11It's very rude to hit a samurai.
19:15If I were you,
19:17I would kill you right away.
19:20Saya.
19:22Saya.
19:27Well,
19:29he thinks I'm a foreigner.
19:33Saya.
19:34Saya.
19:36He's rude.
19:38How can I deal with him?
19:42You're mistaken.
19:44What?
19:46It's you.
19:50I'm not Saya.
19:54Saya.
19:56Wait.
19:58Don't run away.
20:00Are you okay?
20:01When did you become Saya?
20:04Saya.
20:06What?
20:08I'm not Saya.
20:10I'm Isobe.
20:12So what?
20:14I'm Saya.
20:16I'm not a foreigner.
20:18What are you talking about?
20:20I can't stand him.
20:22Kill him.
20:24Kill him.
20:26Here.
20:28I haven't finished yet.
20:41We're closed today.
20:49What?
20:51It was a very dull sound.
20:52Oh!
20:54Whoa!
20:55What happened?
20:56Someone took my horse!
20:57Who?
20:59That's awesome!
21:00It's a horse!
21:03It's a horse!
21:04It's a horse!
21:05It's a horse!
21:06It's a horse!
21:07It's a horse!
21:09I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
21:39I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I
22:09I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I
22:39I'm not
22:57Look, look!
22:59It's not a period drama at all, is it?
23:02It's not a period drama at all!
23:05I took it because it was a period drama narration.
23:09Why me?
23:12Is there another one next week?
23:14I don't know!
23:15I don't know!
23:18I think I skipped school.
23:21I think I had a fight with the second god.
23:25I absolutely believed that my chin and elbows would stick together.
23:28What do you think of couples?
23:30It's disgusting, isn't it?
23:31Do I look like a samurai who would show his body to a girl?
23:34Nin-nin.
23:35Maybe you have the talent of a ninja.
23:37Even if you study, you won't get strong.
23:40Oh, I wanted to see Shon!
23:44Nakajima!