Die Griffins sind, wie die Bundys oder die Simpsons, eine ganz normale, amerikanische Familie, die aus dem Ehepaar Peter und Lois und den drei Kindern Chris, Meg und Stewie besteht. Nicht zu vergessen wäre da der Hund mit dem Namen Brian, der das heimliche Oberhaupt der Familie ist.
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00:30To complete this mission, I propose we fly at a low altitude, undetected, through a canyon,
00:44then destroy the target.
00:45All in under two and a half minutes.
00:47Questions?
00:48Yeah, this mission seems really similar to the one in Star Wars.
00:52People can fly low and shoot a small thing without it being a Star Wars.
00:55Yeah, but the text on the screen even says, Womp Rat Size Target.
00:59Take a look at the screen.
01:00Any other questions?
01:01Not about Star Wars.
01:03Why'd you kill my dad?
01:04No more questions.
01:05Do you do your own stunts?
01:06Well, maybe one more.
01:08As a matter of fact, I do.
01:09Had you not heard that?
01:10Brian, I found our costume.
01:12We're gonna be Sonny and Cher.
01:14And either one of us could be Cher.
01:15I don't care.
01:16I guess I'll be Cher.
01:17Wow, someone seems happy today.
01:19Damn right.
01:20Today's the big day.
01:21You're getting off parole?
01:23Does this mean I can finally stop giving you my pee?
01:26Not yet.
01:27Take your drugs and keep that hose flowing.
01:29Phew, what a day.
01:32I need a drink.
01:33Jack on the rocks?
01:34No, in the toilet.
01:36But I'll have that drink now.
01:38Okay.
01:39Ready for our morning introduction?
01:47Gathered together from Harvard and Yale, except the last Lady Trump appointed, are the most
01:52boring forces of good ever assembled.
01:58John Roberts.
02:05Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito.
02:15Elena Kagan.
02:20Get a visible car, bitch.
02:22Sonia Sotomayor is Aquaman in this, I guess.
02:25And the Wonder Twins, Barrett and Brown Jackson.
02:28We hate each other, though.
02:30With their space monkey, Cavanaugh.
02:32It's me, Peter.
02:36They're trying not to die until someone from their party is president.
02:40These are the Supreme Friends.
02:44This season on Alone, 12 contestants will be dropped in the wilderness.
02:48Remember, you're on camera, so don't masturbate.
02:51Remember, you're on camera, so don't masturbate.
02:53Don't masturbate.
02:54Remember, you're on camera, so don't masturbate.
02:56Remember, you're on camera, so don't masturbate.
02:58I didn't even make it to the ground.
03:00Uh, yes, hello.
03:02I would like to return my real doll.
03:05Okay, and what condition is the doll in?
03:08Um, let's say fair.
03:11Any visible marks?
03:12Some light choking.
03:14We can take the doll back if there are choke marks on it.
03:16Oh, no, no, no.
03:17The choke marks are on me.
03:19And in her defense, I did have it coming.
03:22Actually, I don't want to return the real doll.
03:24This is just part of the dance.
03:26Oh, no.
03:27I didn't realize you were there the whole time.
03:30I hope I'm not in for some light choking.
03:33Hi, I'm gay, straight, Jewish, Nazi, George Santos.
03:36And I approve this message.
03:38Which is to say, it's the worst thing that's happened to me since I died on 9-11.
03:42Good morning, night.
03:43This was written 18 months ago.
03:44New lies not included.
03:46Mommy, I had an oopsie.
03:49Ah, ah, ah, ah!
03:51Oh.
03:52Hey, get back here and do the front.
03:54Our chaperone is mom?
03:57You're lucky.
03:58My mother died last year after a long illness.
04:01You got your GoFundMe money, so shut up!
04:05Mr. Herbert, you're trick-or-treating?
04:07Oh, I use Halloween to take care of a little yearly housekeeping.
04:13Trick-or-treat.
04:14I'm a registered sex offender.
04:16Trick-or-treat.
04:17I'm a registered sex offender.
04:20Excuse me, sir.
04:21Busy, busy, busy!
04:23I'll come back.
04:25This is really great, man.
04:27Just so stiff carrying this full sack around.
04:30You know what I'm saying?
04:31Yeah, toys are getting heavy.
04:34What's your name again?
04:35Derek.
04:36Okay, I just want to know who not to ask for next time.
04:39We wrecked Joe's pumpkin.
04:40And my sneakers.
04:44Cleveland, are you?
04:45Are those Yeezys?
04:46They're cheaper now.
04:48Nugget, what are you doing here?
04:50I was in the neighborhood and thought we could Netflix and chill or peacock and...
04:54Peacock, somehow we don't have Seinfeld or friends and we can't show you the Cosby show.
04:59Crazier things have happened.
05:00Look at Pete Davidson's love life.
05:02I just text him back promptly.
05:04That's it. That's the secret.
05:07All this time I was belittling you, but you did what I wasn't willing to do for you.
05:11Protect my spouse from public ridicule when...
05:14Holy crap, we only got eight seconds left in tonight's episode.
05:17You don't have to be smart for me or serious.
05:19I married you for who you are, a good husband, blah, blah, blah, blah.
05:22And I married you because you did mouth stuff in the car that one time,
05:25but overall that's not really who you are.
05:26Didn't you go to Red Sox fantasy camp?
05:29And I swear I've seen you having a catch with Chris out on your front lawn.
05:32Yeah, that was my stunt double.
05:33He's the fat guy who dresses up like me at Comic-Con.
05:36He wants to interview me as me and I'm just like, dude, no.
05:41I'm like, dude, no.
05:42I'm like, dude, no.
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