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00:02:40Am I a good person?
00:02:43Doing the self-reflective thing today?
00:02:45Yeah, I guess so.
00:02:47Let me see.
00:02:48Um, well, you have two incredible kids.
00:02:53You got a gorgeous wife, got a beautiful home,
00:02:56questionably decorated, but it's fully paid off.
00:02:59Got a great job,
00:03:00still got that handsome smile from high school.
00:03:02So are you still a good person?
00:03:04Who cares, bro?
00:03:06Honestly, I mean, stop going out of your way
00:03:08to make yourself miserable.
00:03:10You tell Kristen your decor thoughts?
00:03:13Come on, man, fuck no.
00:03:14I'm not trying to get my ass killed.
00:03:18Your life is damn near perfect.
00:03:22I promise you that.
00:03:23There are people way worse off than you are.
00:03:29Is that too insightful for you?
00:03:31No, sorry.
00:03:32It's the neighbor's damn drone in my yard again.
00:03:36Again?
00:03:37Dude, when are you gonna grow a sack?
00:03:38Put that little shit in its place.
00:03:40I don't want to make a big deal out of it.
00:03:42I don't want to make a big deal out of it.
00:03:43Dude, stop being such a fucking baiter.
00:03:44You want me to come over there right now, bro,
00:03:46and smack that little acne popper?
00:03:48Come on, let me finish up here.
00:03:49I'll come over there.
00:03:52What the hell was that?
00:03:54I'll call you back.
00:03:55Remember what I said?
00:04:02Sorry I'm late.
00:04:04Happy birthday.
00:04:10Thanks.
00:04:13I didn't know you were still coming.
00:04:15Yeah, that's sort of the whole surprise aspect of this.
00:04:18But if you don't want to hang out with me, then...
00:04:20No, no, stop.
00:04:21I always want to.
00:04:23It's just, it's getting kind of late,
00:04:25and I have dinner plans with Kristen later.
00:04:28We got to leave by 6.30.
00:04:33It's cutting it really close.
00:04:36Come on.
00:04:38I just want to celebrate with you.
00:04:40Even if it's short.
00:04:43Besides, I brought you something.
00:04:47If you want it.
00:04:56One hour.
00:04:58I'm serious.
00:05:01Wait, where are you going?
00:05:12I'm sorry.
00:05:35Tom!
00:05:36Fuck!
00:05:37Oh, sorry.
00:05:38What the fuck?
00:05:39I'm sorry.
00:05:40What?
00:05:41I didn't understand in there.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:45I'm sorry if I scared you.
00:05:46What is wrong?
00:05:47It's nothing.
00:05:48Okay.
00:05:49I'm fine.
00:05:50Fine?
00:05:51Okay, we have dinner.
00:05:52I don't want to lose the table, so...
00:05:54Okay, I'll hurry.
00:05:55Hurry?
00:05:56Yep.
00:05:57Fuck.
00:05:58Just hurry it up.
00:05:59Sounds good.
00:06:00Okay.
00:06:01Shit.
00:06:02I love you.
00:06:03Yep, I love you too.
00:06:05Oh.
00:06:09Okay.
00:06:10Okay.
00:06:12All you gotta do is make it through dinner.
00:06:15Alright?
00:06:16That's all you gotta do.
00:06:18You just have to make it through this dinner.
00:06:21You sick piece of shit.
00:06:35Fuck.
00:06:58Thank you for doing this.
00:07:00Bye.
00:07:01Good.
00:07:02Everything okay?
00:07:03Yes, everything is good.
00:07:05I'm just finishing up some work stuff.
00:07:07I'm all yours for the rest of the night.
00:07:09I'm just texting this guy here.
00:07:11The okay, that's finished.
00:07:13This maitre d' is a fucking pain in the ass.
00:07:16He's, like, just move the table time, please.
00:07:19That's all I'm asking.
00:07:23You son of a bitch.
00:07:25I can't believe you just did that.
00:07:27I'm sorry.
00:07:28It's not funny.
00:07:30This dress is expensive.
00:07:32I'll buy you a new one.
00:07:34You would have taken it off.
00:07:37Ain't nothing stopping you.
00:07:43Fine.
00:07:45Sit down.
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00:08:30I think I like it better this way.
00:08:33Good.
00:08:36Now...
00:08:42What are you gonna do for me?
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00:09:32Tom?
00:09:34Honey?
00:09:36Tom!
00:09:38Hey.
00:09:39Hi.
00:09:40You okay?
00:09:43I don't know.
00:09:46I...
00:09:47You don't know. Okay, well, I'm...
00:09:48Shh, shh, shh.
00:09:52You heard that, right?
00:09:54I didn't hear anything.
00:09:55Shh, shh, shh.
00:10:00Something's outside.
00:10:03I didn't hear anything.
00:10:04Because you keep talking.
00:10:05I am not talking.
00:10:06You're shushing me.
00:10:07I'm trying to get us out the door.
00:10:08Shh, shh, shh.
00:10:09Stop shushing me.
00:10:10We're gonna be late anyway.
00:10:11Let's just go.
00:10:12It's probably...
00:10:14Maybe one of the workers.
00:10:16Or a squirrel.
00:10:17Everything's good.
00:10:18Just relax.
00:10:19It's your birthday.
00:10:20We're gonna have lots of fun.
00:10:22Okay?
00:10:23I'm gonna call Sven again.
00:10:24Let's go.
00:10:25Come on, honey.
00:10:26Tom!
00:10:27For fuck's sake.
00:10:28Tom!
00:10:29Jesus Christ.
00:10:31Fuck.
00:10:33Fuck.
00:10:38Okay.
00:10:39Whatever happens next,
00:10:40just know I did this because I love you.
00:10:42What?
00:10:43What are you doing?
00:10:44Tom, what are you doing?
00:10:45Somebody's out there.
00:10:46Stop, stop it.
00:10:47Tom, stop.
00:10:48Stop.
00:10:49I got this.
00:10:50Stop.
00:10:51You're acting insane.
00:10:52Stop.
00:10:53I'm telling you right now.
00:10:54You're being ridiculous.
00:10:55Put it down.
00:10:56That's not gonna do anything.
00:10:57Put it down.
00:10:59Thank you.
00:11:02Ah.
00:11:06Who were you just talking to?
00:11:08What?
00:11:09When I came downstairs,
00:11:10you were whispering to someone.
00:11:11Who was it?
00:11:15No one.
00:11:19Okay, so who were you on the phone with?
00:11:22I told you.
00:11:23Work.
00:11:24Okay.
00:11:26Let me see your phone.
00:11:27No.
00:11:28Why?
00:11:30Let me see yours.
00:11:32Okay.
00:11:44I'm gonna go get the gun.
00:11:46Okay, you're not going to get the gun.
00:11:49It's probably a neighbor.
00:11:50Why don't you go check?
00:11:52Or I will.
00:11:55Go.
00:11:56Okay, just stay here.
00:11:58Okay.
00:12:03Okay.
00:12:11Surprise!
00:12:16I genuinely don't know what to say.
00:12:19Fucking party, bro!
00:12:21Yeah!
00:12:22Okay, uh,
00:12:23I'm gonna need a second to process this.
00:12:25Um, thank you all for coming.
00:12:27This is gonna be super fun.
00:12:29Um, eat and drink and have fun.
00:12:31Get drunk and make yourselves at home.
00:12:33Fucking turn that shit off!
00:12:35Slip by, slip by.
00:12:36Let's go!
00:12:39Surprise.
00:12:42So, the dinner.
00:12:44That was just a diversion.
00:12:49Who hired this DJ?
00:12:51They suck.
00:12:52Hey.
00:12:54Happy birthday, daddy.
00:12:56Hi.
00:12:57I missed you.
00:12:58I know, I missed you, too.
00:13:01Oh, God.
00:13:03Are you about to cry?
00:13:05It's, like, not that serious.
00:13:07No, I just haven't seen you in forever,
00:13:09and I wasn't expecting any of this.
00:13:11I know.
00:13:12I thought mom was gonna have an aneurysm
00:13:13when you showed up early
00:13:14and almost blew the whole thing up.
00:13:16Really?
00:13:17Yeah.
00:13:18Do me a favor and go get your brother
00:13:20and grab the cake from the car.
00:13:22Is that a two-person job?
00:13:24Yeah, kind of.
00:13:25Actually, it is.
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:34Happy birthday.
00:13:43Oh, there he is.
00:13:44Oh, I couldn't put in a few more steps
00:13:46before I...
00:13:47I'll be with you in a minute.
00:13:49It's good to see you, William.
00:13:51Is it?
00:13:54Man, my daughter pampers you.
00:13:55Look at this.
00:13:56Very, very impressive.
00:13:58I mean, she's put her heart at your feet, so...
00:14:02Let's try not to step on it today.
00:14:04Huh?
00:14:18Go easy, go easy.
00:14:27Oh, fucking stop.
00:14:46I'm sorry, I...
00:14:48I shouldn't have spoken to you that way.
00:14:50I just...
00:14:52I don't...
00:14:53Anyway, I just...
00:14:55I thought we agreed.
00:14:58No marks.
00:15:04I'm sorry.
00:15:08I have to pee.
00:15:15Don't you fucking move.
00:15:24Happy birthday, bitch.
00:15:27Bring it in, dude.
00:15:28Come here, come here, come on.
00:15:30Thanks for coming, Mike.
00:15:31Oh, dude, thank you.
00:15:33You gave me a great reason to get the fuck out of that house.
00:15:36Newborns are no fucking joke, man.
00:15:38I even got here early just to get the fuck out of there, man.
00:15:41It's just...
00:15:42You got here early?
00:15:43Yeah, I got here early.
00:15:45How, how, how long ago?
00:15:47Doesn't matter.
00:15:48All I know is I'm getting fucking lit tonight.
00:15:51No, no, no, no.
00:15:52No, no, no, no.
00:15:54I need to know exactly what you saw.
00:15:56Whoa, dude, dude, dude, chill, chill, chill.
00:15:58What the fuck are you on?
00:16:01And...
00:16:02You got any more for me?
00:16:04Oh, just...
00:16:05Sorry, man, I'm not on anything.
00:16:07Oh, dude, that's kind of fucking lame.
00:16:09You at least want a beer?
00:16:11No, no, I should...
00:16:12Oh, fuck you.
00:16:13You're drinking a beer on your birthday.
00:16:14Would you come on?
00:16:15No, Mike.
00:16:16No, I'm not letting you talk me out of this shit.
00:16:18Just get your ass down here and have a fucking beer.
00:16:20Simple as, right?
00:16:22Yeah.
00:16:32Hi.
00:16:33Hi.
00:16:34Are you having fun?
00:16:35Um...
00:16:36Yeah?
00:16:37How much longer do we have to do this?
00:16:39Huh?
00:16:41Do what?
00:16:43The party.
00:16:46The party?
00:16:47Your birthday party?
00:16:48It just started?
00:16:49I don't know.
00:16:50Are you not having fun?
00:16:51Honey.
00:16:53It took me a month to plan this whole thing.
00:16:55All these people here are here for you.
00:16:57Why are you asking me this?
00:16:58All right, look, I was...
00:17:00I'm sorry.
00:17:01I was just trying to get some sort of a time frame.
00:17:07What, like one hour, two?
00:17:10One hour, two...
00:17:13Three...
00:17:14Four...
00:17:15Maybe all night.
00:17:17Probably all night.
00:17:18Okay?
00:17:19Can you handle that?
00:17:21Can you at least try to have fun?
00:17:22These people are here for you.
00:17:24To celebrate you.
00:17:25Your birthday.
00:17:26I'm trying.
00:17:27I know it's difficult.
00:17:28I know.
00:17:29Okay, okay.
00:17:30I'm sorry.
00:17:31I'm sorry.
00:17:32Hey, how's it going in here?
00:17:33Seems like it's not going well at all.
00:17:35Anything I can do?
00:17:39We're fine.
00:17:41I was asking my daughter.
00:17:43If I ever want your thoughts,
00:17:45you should take me to the ER
00:17:46because I'm feeling a little strokey.
00:17:48Unless there's something you want to share.
00:17:49Something important.
00:17:50Dad, everything's fine.
00:17:52Stop.
00:17:53It's okay.
00:17:54It's his birthday.
00:17:55Just try to be kind.
00:17:56Which is super cute when you're seven,
00:17:58but yeah, let's celebrate.
00:18:14Why are we all staring at each other?
00:18:21No reason.
00:18:22Not...
00:18:25Here's your ridiculously overpriced cake.
00:18:27Got it all by myself, too.
00:18:29Thank you, sweetheart.
00:18:30Thank you so much.
00:18:31Everyone get out.
00:18:32Just go. Leave.
00:18:33We're literally already going.
00:18:34Watch your mouth.
00:18:35Get out.
00:18:36Table right here for you, sir.
00:18:47You okay?
00:18:50Yeah, I'm fine. Just...
00:18:53Are you going to fix things with Mom?
00:19:00Dad.
00:19:01No, I'm going to take care of everything, all right?
00:19:03Just don't worry about it.
00:19:21Ew.
00:19:22Dad, what the hell?
00:19:23Sorry, I thought...
00:19:27Wait, who is this?
00:19:30This is Pietro.
00:19:32He's an ocean photographer.
00:19:34He's the head of that non-profit we're starting.
00:19:38Mahalo.
00:19:39And happy birthday.
00:19:41Yeah, okay.
00:19:43Look, can we just please keep everything within eyesight, please?
00:19:46Yeah, let's go.
00:19:48Yeah, let's go.
00:19:49Don't touch that!
00:19:51What? What did I do?
00:19:52Nothing. I want to keep all of the party people in the same place.
00:19:56So...
00:19:57Yeah, you said that.
00:19:58We're just getting towels to go sit by the pool.
00:20:00Right, but not from here.
00:20:04Okay, truthfully...
00:20:07I found mold.
00:20:09Ew.
00:20:10Yeah, ew.
00:20:11And it's disgusting, I know.
00:20:13And I'm going to deal with it later.
00:20:14But just please don't tell your mom right now.
00:20:16I don't need her stressing out about this, too.
00:20:18If it's black mold, you should get on that.
00:20:20Thank you, Pietro.
00:20:22I definitely will.
00:20:23Thank you.
00:20:32You want me to get that?
00:20:37Oh, my phone!
00:20:38Son of a bitch!
00:20:39I finally found it.
00:20:41I've been looking everywhere for this.
00:20:42I'm sorry, it's been making me crazy.
00:20:43You guys go back to the party.
00:20:45I got this.
00:20:46All right, there you go, man.
00:20:48Back at you.
00:20:49Rose, don't forget to wash your hands.
00:20:50Just in case of the black mold.
00:21:16Hello.
00:21:17Hey, Amy.
00:21:18What's up, dude?
00:21:19You look good.
00:21:20This is great.
00:21:21You do, huh?
00:21:22Turn it on, man.
00:21:23What are you talking about?
00:21:24You're all right?
00:21:25Yeah.
00:21:26This is a blast.
00:21:27Everyone showed up.
00:21:28Abe made it.
00:21:29Good old Abe.
00:21:30Yeah, birthday boy.
00:21:31Where's Sally Anne?
00:21:32No idea.
00:21:33She's a real pill.
00:21:34Hi, guys.
00:21:35Hey.
00:21:36Hey.
00:21:37Hey.
00:21:38Hey.
00:21:39Hey.
00:21:40Hey.
00:21:41Hey.
00:21:42Hey.
00:21:43Hey.
00:21:44What's up, guys?
00:21:45What's up?
00:21:46Hi.
00:21:47Oh, you're so like an ottoman.
00:21:48You look good.
00:21:49It's messy.
00:21:50Thanks.
00:21:51It's kind of hot.
00:21:52You're cute.
00:21:53Hi.
00:21:54I got highlights this week.
00:21:55Do you all know this?
00:21:56Hold on, let me stand in the sun.
00:21:57Let me see that.
00:21:58It looks good, right?
00:21:59Oh, no, it does.
00:22:00It looks like highlights.
00:22:01I went to my mom's, my mom's guy.
00:22:02Yeah.
00:22:03Life of the party.
00:22:04Wait, what?
00:22:05My man.
00:22:06Everyone well?
00:22:07Doing good?
00:22:08Roger got stuck up there.
00:22:09He looked like they had hands.
00:22:10Because he's round.
00:22:12She can never hold back, bro.
00:22:13This is why I won't talk about it.
00:22:14Oh, my God.
00:22:15Oh, my God.
00:22:16Like, really?
00:22:17Like, stop.
00:22:18Oh, my God.
00:22:19I would love to.
00:22:20Hey, Thomas, hold on.
00:22:21Where are you going, bro?
00:22:22I want to ask you.
00:22:23Do you have stuff you were talking about before?
00:22:24No.
00:22:25Watch your back.
00:22:26What are you talking about?
00:22:27The drugs?
00:22:28Oh, no.
00:22:29What?
00:22:30Yeah, I got the drugs.
00:22:31No, no.
00:22:32I was talking about it.
00:22:33I was talking about it.
00:22:34No, no.
00:22:35Wait, wait.
00:22:36They want to party.
00:22:37He said they want to party.
00:22:38They want to party.
00:22:39They want to party.
00:22:40He said they want to party.
00:22:41He's kidding.
00:22:42He's joking.
00:22:43He's kidding.
00:22:44He's not.
00:22:45You guys are having fun.
00:22:46Boo.
00:22:47I found you.
00:22:48You did.
00:22:49I love this little cat-and-mouse game we have going on.
00:22:51You've been working out.
00:22:54No, not really.
00:22:55Oh, I think you have.
00:22:56Oh, I can tell you and your son are related.
00:22:59Pew, pew, pew.
00:23:00I heart you.
00:23:01That's funny.
00:23:02So tell me, how was your birthday?
00:23:05Birthday's been going great.
00:23:06Just making the rounds.
00:23:07Good.
00:23:08Oh, I do have to go.
00:23:10Wait a minute.
00:23:11You're a little tense.
00:23:12Do you need a little massage?
00:23:13Are you sure?
00:23:14Listen, I'm really good at massage.
00:23:16Deeper the better.
00:23:17Are you sure?
00:23:18No.
00:23:19He looks pretty sore and I gotta go say hi.
00:23:20Okay, well come back.
00:23:21I have a Richard Avedon story for you.
00:23:23Hi.
00:23:24How are you?
00:23:25Susan, like, completely messed up my hair and asked if I was legal.
00:23:33Susan is a psychopath and avoid her at all costs.
00:23:38Later.
00:23:39Happy birthday, bitch.
00:23:41How are you?
00:23:43Are you not having fun?
00:23:49Promise.
00:23:50All I know is I'm getting fucking lit tonight.
00:23:53Hey there, hot piece of bliss.
00:23:55Like Vin Diesel with hair.
00:24:02You got here early?
00:24:03One hour or two.
00:24:05Maybe all night.
00:24:07Chill, chill, chill.
00:24:08What the fuck do you want?
00:24:10You all right?
00:24:11Well, do you like chunk cats?
00:24:13Chunk cats?
00:24:14Oh, he got that.
00:24:15He likes chunk cats.
00:24:21You can actually see their nuts.
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:23Turn that frown upside down.
00:24:25Upside down.
00:24:30You look lost.
00:24:37Oh, God.
00:24:55Okay.
00:24:56Okay, just breathe.
00:24:58Everything's going to be okay.
00:25:00It's all going to be okay.
00:25:02It's all going to be okay.
00:25:04It's all going to be okay.
00:25:05You just got to keep it together.
00:25:07All right?
00:25:09Come on, babe.
00:25:34Come on.
00:26:04Come on.
00:26:34Come on.
00:27:04Come on.
00:27:06Come on.
00:27:34Come on.
00:27:35Come on.
00:28:04Come on.
00:28:06Come on.
00:28:34Come on.
00:28:55Come on, babe.
00:28:57Come on.
00:29:01Everything come out all right?
00:29:03I didn't know anyone was waiting.
00:29:05Were you talking to yourself or your mistress?
00:29:07What?
00:29:08I see you.
00:29:09My daughter may have her head in the clouds,
00:29:10but I'm just waiting for you to slip.
00:29:12And it's coming.
00:29:30I just feel it.
00:29:32What's going on?
00:29:33Nothing.
00:29:34Nothing.
00:29:35Well, it's obviously not nothing.
00:29:37She's upset, and you're both clearly hiding something,
00:29:39so just spit it out.
00:29:40I told you he already knows, Sonny.
00:29:42Know what?
00:29:43What is it I know?
00:29:44Nothing.
00:29:45Nothing.
00:29:46It's fine.
00:29:47Where are you going?
00:29:48Ask her.
00:29:49Where is she going?
00:29:50Mom, just let her go.
00:29:51It's fine, okay?
00:29:56You're wasted already, huh?
00:29:58Yay.
00:30:00Jesus Christ.
00:30:01Can't even take a piss without you guys screaming.
00:30:04What is it now?
00:30:05Nothing.
00:30:06Nothing?
00:30:07Dad, no.
00:30:08What?
00:30:09I mean...
00:30:10Mom, did you want me to put the cake out?
00:30:12Susan keeps asking about it.
00:30:14I don't care.
00:30:16I mean...
00:30:21What happened now?
00:30:25Nothing.
00:30:26Shocked to know when your dad was being a dick.
00:30:28You know what?
00:30:29I am getting tired of this shit.
00:30:31Excuse me?
00:30:32Belittling me.
00:30:33Humiliating me in front of my family.
00:30:35You know what would be great, William?
00:30:37If you could show me some actual decency for five seconds.
00:30:41I mean, shit, man.
00:30:42It's my fucking birthday.
00:30:43So I should just sit idly by
00:30:45while you scream at my daughter
00:30:47and everyone else in the house?
00:30:49Buckle up, buttercup.
00:30:50I'm just getting started.
00:30:52Well, I'm sorry, William,
00:30:54but I'm gonna be saying whatever I want
00:30:56because this is my house.
00:30:58That's funny,
00:30:59because I don't remember the deposit
00:31:01coming out of your account.
00:31:03Maybe I'm wrong on that.
00:31:04If you want to yell and scream
00:31:06like a Girl Scout who lost her cookies,
00:31:08go nuts.
00:31:10But please, at some point, just stop
00:31:12and admit to my daughter
00:31:14what you're really upset about.
00:31:16And remember, you suck
00:31:18at hiding things.
00:31:19Ready? Go.
00:31:27Dad?
00:31:30Yeah?
00:31:31Go outside.
00:31:33Oh, come on.
00:31:34This is the fun part.
00:31:35No.
00:31:36No?
00:31:37This isn't fun.
00:31:38Great party, honey.
00:31:39Everyone's having fun.
00:31:46Honey, I'm so sorry.
00:31:48I'm gonna go check on your sister.
00:31:50This is ridiculous.
00:31:51It's okay.
00:31:52I guess I'll just get the cake later.
00:31:56Oh.
00:32:08So, uh,
00:32:09are you and Mom, like, getting a divorce?
00:32:11What? No.
00:32:16It kind of seems that way.
00:32:17We're not.
00:32:20But, like, how do you know?
00:32:22Because I just...
00:32:24do.
00:32:25Look, can we please
00:32:26shelve this conversation
00:32:27for another time?
00:32:28Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:33Dad, I'm...
00:32:34Everything's gonna be okay.
00:32:36Your mother and I love each other very much.
00:32:38I'm gonna fix this.
00:32:40Hey, I promise.
00:32:42Okay?
00:32:49Okay.
00:32:55Hmm.
00:33:09Does this mean we're done fighting?
00:33:12Maybe.
00:33:15I want to hear you say it.
00:33:18Say what?
00:33:21That you love me.
00:33:44I love you.
00:33:46I am in love with you.
00:33:50But I have a family.
00:34:00Could you please come back over here?
00:34:06No.
00:34:10You come here.
00:34:21Okay.
00:34:46I just want to feel safe with you.
00:34:50You are safe with me.
00:34:53You have no idea what I'm risking being with you.
00:34:56If Kevin found out, he would...
00:35:03Hannah, look at me.
00:35:08Please.
00:35:11Please.
00:35:18It would be bad for me.
00:35:22Has he ever hurt you?
00:35:26If I say yes,
00:35:29would you leave her?
00:35:40No.
00:35:42Why are you creeping on me every five minutes?
00:35:45No, Rosebud, I wasn't trying to...
00:35:46Don't call me that.
00:35:47I'm not a kid anymore.
00:35:48I am an adult with valid feelings.
00:35:51No, I could see that.
00:35:52If we could just calm down...
00:35:53Stop trying to silence me!
00:35:55Honey, you just need to be a little bit quiet.
00:35:58Mom, I'm not doing this anymore.
00:36:00Doing what?
00:36:01What are we doing?
00:36:02I cannot go back down there in good conscience
00:36:05celebrating and drinking and eating,
00:36:07pretending that everything is okay
00:36:09while there are people out there suffering.
00:36:11Dying.
00:36:14It's fine.
00:36:15Just say what you need to say
00:36:17and we'll be done with this.
00:36:19Dad,
00:36:22I'm dropping out of school.
00:36:25Every year,
00:36:26there are nearly 5,000 deaths
00:36:28related to malnourishment in Madagascar.
00:36:31Most of which are children.
00:36:33Okay.
00:36:35I know how important college is to you
00:36:38and all the work you and Mom did getting me there,
00:36:41but sitting in a classroom isn't helping anything.
00:36:44I need to be the change I want to see in the world.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57Why is that funny?
00:36:59No, it's not.
00:37:00It's not?
00:37:01Are you mocking me?
00:37:02No, of course not.
00:37:03It's just...
00:37:05That's what all the secrecy's been about?
00:37:08You were afraid to tell me that?
00:37:10Yeah.
00:37:11Well,
00:37:12it's your birthday
00:37:13and she just kind of wanted you to have a good day.
00:37:16Don't laugh.
00:37:17That's rude.
00:37:18Look,
00:37:19I just want you to be happy.
00:37:22That's all I want for everyone in this family
00:37:24is for all of us to be happy.
00:37:28Sorry I lied to you.
00:37:30It's okay.
00:37:31Just no more secrets, please.
00:37:33Except maybe from your grandfather
00:37:35I'm a little tapped out on his lectures.
00:37:37I mean, it's fine.
00:37:38I told him on the way over.
00:37:41Um...
00:37:42Sorry, I didn't mean to tell him first.
00:37:44It just kind of slipped out.
00:37:46So Grandpa wrote here with you?
00:37:48Yeah.
00:37:51Which means you didn't pick him up today, right?
00:37:55No.
00:37:56No, I didn't.
00:37:57No, I was getting ready for your party.
00:38:00But we're going to go ahead and go downstairs
00:38:02because we have a house filled with people
00:38:05for your birthday, okay?
00:38:07Thank you for expressing all of this.
00:38:09Let's go.
00:38:10Okay?
00:38:11Good job.
00:38:12I told you he wouldn't be mad.
00:38:14Okay, hey, Rosie, do me a favor, sweetie.
00:38:16Can you go down and make sure that the guests
00:38:18are happy and having fun?
00:38:20Come on, and we'll be right behind you.
00:38:22Uh, yeah, okay.
00:38:24Thanks.
00:38:25We'll be right behind you.
00:38:27I love you.
00:38:28We love you.
00:38:33We need to talk.
00:38:38I don't know how much more of this I can take.
00:38:41What are you talking about?
00:38:43I'm talking about the fact that I know you're hiding something,
00:38:46and I want you to tell me what it is
00:38:48before I assume the worst.
00:38:53Kristen, just tell me the truth.
00:38:57Kristen, just tell me the truth.
00:39:02You don't get to demand things from me.
00:39:05You don't get to tell me how this part goes, Tom.
00:39:12I've always had your back.
00:39:14Always had your back, even when it's killed me.
00:39:17I'm asking you right now.
00:39:20I'm telling you, you need to have mine.
00:39:26You need to have mine.
00:39:57What are you doing?
00:40:00Comforting you.
00:40:01I don't need to be comforted.
00:40:03Okay.
00:40:04I'm fine.
00:40:13So, what do you want to do?
00:40:18I don't know.
00:40:20Maybe we should go downstairs and...
00:40:24pretend that we're a happy couple.
00:40:27Act normal.
00:40:29Um, stop embarrassing ourselves and our kids.
00:40:33Get through the night together, you know?
00:40:37Do you think you can do that for me?
00:40:45Yeah. Yeah, of course I can.
00:40:49Thanks.
00:40:54What if I say yes?
00:40:58Would you leave her?
00:41:09Kill that kid!
00:41:10Thomas.
00:41:12Thomas!
00:41:24You!
00:41:25Stop right there.
00:41:26Now, I've had it with you and that drone.
00:41:28If I catch it in my backyard one more time,
00:41:30I'm going to smash it to pieces.
00:41:33Fuck you.
00:41:35The sky's free.
00:41:36Excuse me?
00:41:38What are you going to do, hit me?
00:41:42That's what I thought.
00:41:44Pervert.
00:41:46I'm sorry.
00:41:48I'm sorry.
00:41:50I'm sorry.
00:41:52Pervert.
00:41:54Pervert?
00:41:56Yeah, you can tell your parents.
00:41:58I'll be calling them too.
00:42:00Oh, no.
00:42:01Not my parents.
00:42:04What are you going to do?
00:42:06Tell them about your girlfriend?
00:42:15Shit.
00:42:22No.
00:42:24No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:30Come on.
00:42:32What?
00:42:34Oh, fuck.
00:42:36Fuck.
00:42:38Fuck.
00:42:40Fuck.
00:42:42Fuck.
00:42:44Fuck.
00:42:46Fuck.
00:42:48Fuck.
00:42:51Fuck.
00:42:53Oh, Jesus.
00:42:56Fuck.
00:43:19Hello?
00:43:21Hey, did you get my text?
00:43:23No, no, I was running.
00:43:25I was calling the office.
00:43:27I thought you were supposed to be at work all day.
00:43:29I left early.
00:43:31So where are you right now?
00:43:37Running.
00:43:38Running?
00:43:39To the house?
00:43:40Yeah.
00:43:41Wait, why?
00:43:42Where are you?
00:43:43Aaron's.
00:43:44I'm running Aaron's.
00:43:45Listen, I had to push the reservation up,
00:43:46so I'm on my way back now.
00:43:48Can you be ready by the time I'm there?
00:43:52Hello?
00:43:57Hello?
00:43:58Just one second.
00:43:59One second, one second.
00:44:00I'm in the middle of something.
00:44:0445 minutes, 30 if I can beat traffic.
00:44:06Just let me wrap this up so I can get home.
00:44:08I'll see you soon, okay?
00:44:09Chris, wait.
00:44:21Fuck.
00:44:52Fuck.
00:45:15Damn it.
00:45:21Fuck.
00:45:52Fuck.
00:46:15What the?
00:46:17Shit, shit, shit.
00:46:21Shit.
00:46:51Shit.
00:47:08Sorry, guys, I found him.
00:47:10What did you do to the poor man?
00:47:13Trust me, I look better than I feel.
00:47:15Don't listen to him.
00:47:16I think you look great.
00:47:18Oh, hey, did you see the gift I brought you?
00:47:20No, not yet.
00:47:22He has five.
00:47:24You're welcome.
00:47:26Speaking of ruining surprises,
00:47:29I really hope I didn't mess anything up earlier.
00:47:31His heels just don't mix with grass.
00:47:33Almost broke both my ankles sneaking around back here.
00:47:35And then my heels, they just hurt,
00:47:36and I feel like it is what it is, you know?
00:47:39Strips on her shadow.
00:47:40You're good.
00:47:41Sneak attack.
00:47:42Sorry, life of the party.
00:47:44Been looking for your ass everywhere, buddy.
00:47:46Cheers.
00:47:47Cheers.
00:47:48Hello.
00:47:51Michael O'Neil.
00:47:53Regional manager.
00:47:55Friends call me Mike.
00:47:57It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:47:58Nice to meet you, Mike.
00:47:59Nice to meet you.
00:48:00Both.
00:48:01Wanted to tell you,
00:48:02guys and I are going to be hanging out
00:48:03in the back for a little while.
00:48:05Abe's got something he wants to show us.
00:48:07You know, if you're interested.
00:48:09Maybe later.
00:48:12Yeah, no problem.
00:48:13I'll come find you.
00:48:15Not if I find you first.
00:48:18Nice to meet you, ma'am.
00:48:19Who's that?
00:48:20That's your boy?
00:48:21Yo, yo, yo!
00:48:22Hey, how are you?
00:48:25No.
00:48:26Interesting.
00:48:29I'm sorry.
00:48:30I don't, I don't know him.
00:48:32And, um, that was really awkward, and...
00:48:35No, I'm not.
00:48:36I'm...
00:48:37I'm gonna go get some cake.
00:48:38Awful.
00:48:39Ah, sure you are.
00:48:41No, I didn't mean...
00:48:42With him.
00:48:43I'll be right back.
00:48:44I promise.
00:48:45All right.
00:48:46Have fun.
00:49:05I'm not gonna hurt you!
00:49:07What?
00:49:08Stop!
00:49:09Look, just listen to me, please.
00:49:10If you come any closer,
00:49:11and I'll tell my dad everything I saw today.
00:49:12What, what?
00:49:13What did you see?
00:49:14You know what I saw.
00:49:15Aiden!
00:49:16Take another step, and I'll slit your throat.
00:49:17Slit my throat?
00:49:18What the fuck?
00:49:19Relax!
00:49:20I just want the footage.
00:49:21Your drone footage.
00:49:23Why would I show you that?
00:49:28Because I'm gonna make you a deal you can't refuse.
00:49:33How much longer is this gonna take?
00:49:35You want the footage or not?
00:49:42Okay.
00:49:44Here.
00:49:53I can't believe you recorded all this.
00:49:56You're a sick, twisted kid.
00:49:58You know that, right?
00:49:59Me?
00:50:00You're the one doing it.
00:50:07Can you just leave the room, please,
00:50:10so I can watch this alone?
00:50:12You think I'm brand new?
00:50:13You're just gonna delete the footage
00:50:14and cheat me out of the deal.
00:50:15Then turn around or close your eyes.
00:50:17Something.
00:50:28You really have a brand-new PlayStation?
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:33And I can have it?
00:50:34Yes, just be quiet.
00:50:37What?
00:50:38What?
00:50:39Hey, hey, hey.
00:50:40What is this?
00:50:41Where's the rest of it?
00:50:42The rest?
00:50:43What?
00:50:44Kid, the day I'm having,
00:50:45you do not want to mess with me right now.
00:50:47That's everything.
00:50:49Aiden.
00:50:50I swear.
00:50:55You're nothing but a little con artist.
00:50:57That's what you are.
00:50:59You're nothing but a little con artist.
00:51:01That's what you are.
00:51:09What is that?
00:51:29What is that?
00:51:40Oh, god dammit.
00:51:45Don't tell Kristen you caught me eating cake, please.
00:51:50Keep this one between us.
00:51:51Yeah, good.
00:51:52Appreciate that.
00:51:54Have a seat.
00:51:55Nah, you look busy.
00:51:57It's okay.
00:51:58Sit down.
00:52:03I'm probably not gonna ask you again, ever.
00:52:05I mean, I don't mean right now.
00:52:06I mean, ever.
00:52:08Have a seat.
00:52:22There you go.
00:52:22That almost looks comfortable.
00:52:25Look, I felt awful about what happened earlier.
00:52:28I should've never let it get that far.
00:52:30Well, that's what a mid-life crisis will do for you.
00:52:34And, for the record,
00:52:36I do not think you're the biggest asshole that ever lived.
00:52:39I just always wanted better for my daughter.
00:52:42That's all.
00:52:43You can understand that.
00:52:47Yeah, I screwed up real, real bad.
00:52:51Real bad.
00:52:55I wish I could feign surprise.
00:53:00On the day of your wedding,
00:53:02Kristen said something to her mom and I.
00:53:05Very afraid that she loved you too much,
00:53:09that you could hurt her.
00:53:11She was afraid what she would forgive,
00:53:14the depths of her own sadness
00:53:16she could reach just to be with you.
00:53:20I told her she was crazy.
00:53:23So, thanks for proving me wrong.
00:53:28I got lucky with Lorraine.
00:53:29She forgave me my infidelity.
00:53:31But, that doesn't mean I don't curse myself
00:53:35every single day.
00:53:37It's burned in there deep.
00:53:40You don't want that.
00:53:42You don't want any part of that.
00:53:49I don't know what to say.
00:53:53Whatever this is,
00:53:55whatever this is,
00:53:59you fix it.
00:54:02Not just for your family, but for your own peace of mind.
00:54:07You don't want that burning hole in your head, son.
00:54:10You can't boop weed, man.
00:54:12Oh, what's up, boss man?
00:54:14We were just looking for a place to, you know.
00:54:16Oh, no, it's fine.
00:54:17We were just all clearing out of here.
00:54:18Oh, come on.
00:54:19Don't be a Debbie.
00:54:20Hey, Abe over here's got some serious dank juice.
00:54:23You wanna get in?
00:54:24Come on.
00:54:25Come on.
00:54:26I'll tap in.
00:54:26Pops?
00:54:27Enjoy, fellas.
00:54:28Leave him?
00:54:29My lift is here.
00:54:30Besides, I've done more drugs than you'll ever let me do.
00:54:33I'm not gonna lie.
00:54:34I'm not gonna lie.
00:54:34I'm not gonna lie.
00:54:35I'm not gonna lie.
00:54:36I'm not gonna lie.
00:54:37I'm not gonna lie.
00:54:38I'm not gonna lie.
00:54:39I'm not gonna lie.
00:54:40I don't think drugs are your thing to weak.
00:54:43So you're good.
00:54:44Ha ha ha!
00:54:45My man.
00:54:46I like him.
00:54:47I like him, too.
00:54:48I like him, man.
00:54:49Hop up on that ass.
00:54:49Hey, let's get it.
00:54:50Hey, careful.
00:54:51Careful, careful.
00:54:52Man, relax.
00:54:53You need to hit this.
00:54:55Now, morning y'all.
00:54:57This is some strong ass shit, all right?
00:54:59Oh, yes.
00:55:00Yeah, yo, this party is literary tip.
00:55:03Yup in the burbs.
00:55:03Yeah.
00:55:04Yeah, just go just go easy on the bin, okay?
00:55:07So, uh, where were you at earlier today, huh?
00:55:15What?
00:55:16Mm-hmm.
00:55:17Uh-huh.
00:55:18Yeah, man, we was going to invite you to lunch, but your assistant said that you took off
00:55:22early or something.
00:55:24Yes, sir.
00:55:25Yeah, she did say that, because I did.
00:55:27I just wanted to get out of there.
00:55:29You hiding something, Tommy, or?
00:55:31Yes.
00:55:32What are you hiding from us?
00:55:33What are you doing, man?
00:55:34Let us in on it.
00:55:35Come on.
00:55:36Come on.
00:55:37What you hiding, man, huh?
00:55:38Nothing.
00:55:39Yeah.
00:55:40Come on, boss man.
00:55:41Come on, man.
00:55:42You sure?
00:55:43Yeah, any big deals on the horizon that we should be excited about?
00:55:46Mm-hmm.
00:55:47Full disclosure.
00:55:48Yeah.
00:55:49Come on.
00:55:50Come on.
00:55:51Sorry.
00:55:52Sorry to disappoint, guys.
00:55:53All right.
00:55:54That's all you, boss man.
00:55:55Yeah.
00:55:56Yeah.
00:55:57Birthday boy's got to do the honors.
00:55:58Come on.
00:55:59No, no, no, no.
00:56:00I'm not going to do any of that.
00:56:01What?
00:56:02No, no, no, no, no.
00:56:03No, no.
00:56:04He's got a point.
00:56:05He's the birthday boy.
00:56:06OK?
00:56:07Just wants to be a pussy.
00:56:08He can be a pussy.
00:56:09He can be a pussy.
00:56:10No, no.
00:56:11You're right.
00:56:12You're right.
00:56:13You're right.
00:56:14Pussies get fucked, bro.
00:56:15Today, you came out of a pussy.
00:56:16So you have the right to be one also.
00:56:17Guys, it's just my kids are here.
00:56:20Aw, man.
00:56:21Fuck the kids.
00:56:22Nobody cares about your kids.
00:56:23Yeah.
00:56:24You know what would be really fun is if we just all went back to the party.
00:56:27Oh, hell no.
00:56:28Hit this.
00:56:29Come on.
00:56:30Yeah, bro.
00:56:31Birthday hit.
00:56:32Birthday hit.
00:56:33Birthday hit.
00:56:34Got to be careful with the beat.
00:56:35Birthday hit.
00:56:36Birthday hit.
00:56:37Got to be careful with the beat.
00:56:38Hit this.
00:56:39What's that?
00:56:40What?
00:56:41That.
00:56:44Oh, yeah.
00:56:45Oh, that.
00:56:46No, no, no, no.
00:56:47That's mold.
00:56:48Just give me the joint.
00:56:49Give me the joint.
00:56:56Birthday hit.
00:56:57There you go.
00:56:58That's my boy.
00:56:59Birthday joint.
00:57:00Birthday joint.
00:57:01Birthday joint.
00:57:02Birthday joint.
00:57:03Birthday joy, birthday joy, birthday joy, birthday joy, birthday joy.
00:57:12What the fuck was that?
00:57:13Oh, that's just sad. You're like a beat up old woman.
00:57:16Yeah, man, you over there sipping tea.
00:57:17Hit that shit again.
00:57:18Hit that shit again.
00:57:19Inhale from your balls.
00:57:22Diaphragm.
00:57:23Inhale from the balls.
00:57:33Inhale.
00:57:34Exhale.
00:57:35Inhale.
00:57:36Exhale.
00:57:37Inhale.
00:57:38Exhale.
00:57:39Inhale.
00:57:40Exhale.
00:57:41Inhale.
00:57:42Exhale.
00:57:43Inhale.
00:57:44Exhale.
00:57:45Inhale.
00:57:46Exhale.
00:57:47Inhale.
00:57:48Exhale.
00:57:49Inhale.
00:57:50Exhale.
00:57:51Inhale.
00:57:52Exhale.
00:57:53Inhale.
00:57:54Exhale.
00:57:55Inhale.
00:57:56Exhale.
00:57:57Inhale.
00:57:58Exhale.
00:57:59Inhale.
00:58:00Exhale.
00:58:01Inhale.
00:58:03Whoa, who is that guy by my wife?
00:58:07The hot one.
00:58:10Wait, you don't… you don't know?
00:58:12Fuck his ass up.
00:58:13I feel like I do, I just can't figure out from where.
00:58:19Yeah, that's the waters.
00:58:20Oh my god.
00:58:21Huh?
00:58:22My knees are water.
00:58:23Knees are what?
00:58:25Water.
00:58:26I told you not to take that last.
00:58:27My knees are water?
00:58:28Am I gonna die?
00:58:29No, guys.
00:58:30This is chronic.
00:58:31I know, I think that's hilarious.
00:58:33Hey, can I talk to you?
00:58:35Hey, I thought you were going to get cake.
00:58:38What?
00:58:39You said you were going to get some cake.
00:58:42Oh, yeah, right, I ate it.
00:58:45It was good?
00:58:46It was delicious.
00:58:47Was it? Good.
00:58:54Hey, man, I'm Kevin.
00:58:56Oh, sorry, this is Kevin.
00:59:02I'm sorry, it's been a really long day.
00:59:06Wow, okay.
00:59:08Yeah, I'm sure.
00:59:10As I was telling your beautiful wife here,
00:59:13that I'm just trying to find my wife.
00:59:22She's beautiful.
00:59:24Thank you.
00:59:32I don't...
00:59:37I don't know her.
00:59:41It's just, I was able to get into her Uber account,
00:59:44and the last location she came to was here.
00:59:47And I'm trying not to panic,
00:59:49but her phone keeps going to voicemail,
00:59:52which is odd because we can talk all the time.
00:59:54Yeah, Tom.
00:59:56Tom?
01:00:01Hey, hey, you drove Grandpa here this afternoon, right?
01:00:04Ew, Dad, you look deranged.
01:00:06Rose, for the love of God, please just answer the question.
01:00:09Okay, yes, I drove him here.
01:00:11Do you guys want some cake?
01:00:13Not now, Alex.
01:00:14And your mom, she didn't pick him up today because...
01:00:17She still had to pick up the cake,
01:00:18and then she had to get the food, so whatever, yeah,
01:00:21she asked me to do it.
01:00:22So she was out all day?
01:00:23Yeah.
01:00:24You're sure?
01:00:25Yes.
01:00:26How? How do you know she wasn't here at the house?
01:00:28Because I literally was on the phone with her all afternoon
01:00:30while she was at the store and everything.
01:00:32It's true. I was with her all day.
01:00:35How high are you right now?
01:00:37Really, how fucking high are you right now?
01:00:40I thought we agreed to get through this night together.
01:00:42I thought you and I agreed to get through this night together.
01:00:45Yeah, I thought we did too, but...
01:00:46Look at you.
01:00:48You know that guy.
01:00:50What guy?
01:00:51The one you were just all buddy-buddy with a second ago.
01:00:55Are you jealous of a guest?
01:00:58I don't know.
01:00:59What? No, no.
01:01:00Kristen, I'm just trying to piece this together.
01:01:02You need to get a fucking grip right now.
01:01:04Calm the fuck down.
01:01:06You're acting insane.
01:01:07Okay? I don't know.
01:01:09Why are you doing this?
01:01:11Why am I doing what, Tom?
01:01:13I'm not doing anything.
01:01:15I thought you knew him.
01:01:16Then why is he here?
01:01:17I don't know why he's here.
01:01:19I don't know him.
01:01:20I thought you knew him.
01:01:21I don't know.
01:01:22I never met the man before in my life.
01:01:24Okay?
01:01:25Now calm the fuck down.
01:01:29Maybe you should just, like, ask him yourself.
01:01:32Maybe.
01:01:33You're scaring the shit out of me right now.
01:01:35Okay, okay, okay.
01:01:36And the kids and stuff.
01:01:37Okay, okay, no one panic.
01:01:39But that guy over there is a very dangerous man.
01:01:42Don't talk to him.
01:01:43Don't even look at him.
01:01:45But don't worry.
01:01:46I got this.
01:01:47Okay, you need to stop.
01:01:48You need to not stop.
01:01:50Knock it off, Tom.
01:01:51I'm not letting him get away with this.
01:01:53Get away with what?
01:01:54It's time to expose this motherfucker.
01:01:56Tom?
01:01:57This guy.
01:01:59Tom?
01:02:00I gotta do something.
01:02:01Tom?
01:02:02Fuck.
01:02:03Stop!
01:02:13It's a set up.
01:02:14That's all this is.
01:02:15He's just trying to set you up.
01:02:17But you're smarter than he is.
01:02:19So everything's gonna be fine.
01:02:20It's fine.
01:02:21It's fine.
01:02:23It's fine.
01:02:24It's fine.
01:02:25It's fine.
01:02:26It's fine.
01:02:27It's fine.
01:02:50One second.
01:02:52Second!
01:02:54One second.
01:02:56Hey, it's me.
01:02:58Okay, sorry.
01:03:00It's the next bathroom. Look,
01:03:02I may be overstepping here a bit, but truth is
01:03:04I really care about you, dude, so I'm just gonna
01:03:06lay it all out there, because I am absolutely
01:03:08done with the bullshit, okay?
01:03:10I can meet people.
01:03:12Before you say anything, I know
01:03:14what you're thinking. You got it all together, right?
01:03:16That you can handle all this shit on your own.
01:03:18I get it. Listen to me.
01:03:20I've been watching you. And I know.
01:03:22Okay?
01:03:24You've been taking early lunches.
01:03:26You've been
01:03:28coming into work, all smiling
01:03:30and shit, right?
01:03:32Hell, I've been watching you all night,
01:03:34running around, looking over your shoulder and shit.
01:03:36Okay? I know exactly
01:03:38what's going on.
01:03:42You really need a new account.
01:03:44And I want to be a part of it.
01:03:46Now, look,
01:03:48before you say anything, I know
01:03:50exactly why you didn't say anything in front of the boys.
01:03:52I get it. You can't trust those
01:03:54fucking tadpoles. But not me.
01:03:56No. I want to be your partner.
01:03:58I am standing
01:04:00here, in real
01:04:02time with you, wanting to be your partner.
01:04:08We're just middle management, Mike.
01:04:10That, that, that, that. For now.
01:04:12For now. Yeah, look,
01:04:14I want to go all the way with you.
01:04:16And don't, don't worry.
01:04:18I'm not gonna press the fucking details, and I'm not
01:04:20gonna ask for your trust. I'm going to earn it.
01:04:22And I'm gonna earn it
01:04:24starting with
01:04:26this.
01:04:30Is that cocaine?
01:04:32I have no fucking idea.
01:04:34But it could be. Yeah. It is the
01:04:36ultimate bonding experience, and I ain't
01:04:38gonna let you leave this restroom
01:04:40until you jump on this fucking wagon
01:04:42with me and join me
01:04:44for the ride.
01:04:46What do you say?
01:04:48Okay. Happy birthday, motherfucker. Huh?
01:04:50Come on. Let's get into
01:04:52it, dude.
01:04:56Keep the party
01:04:58going. I need five. On it.
01:05:04Hey.
01:05:06It's time. You said Despozito.
01:05:08Yeah. Okay.
01:05:10Here you go.
01:05:14Fuck.
01:05:24She ended up
01:05:26owning a wine-tasting and chemical
01:05:28peel clinic. I was her
01:05:30little tryout.
01:05:32My face is gonna be better than a baby's ass.
01:05:38I have no idea
01:05:40what I'm missing being with you. If Kevin
01:05:42found out, he'd be really smart.
01:05:44I'm just trying to find
01:05:46my place. And the last
01:05:48occasion is here.
01:05:58What is he doing?
01:06:00I don't know.
01:06:02This is so sad.
01:06:04Also kind of beautiful.
01:06:06Maybe that's just me,
01:06:08but I feel moved.
01:06:10Yeah.
01:06:12I'm gonna go find Mom so she can put him to bed.
01:06:20Tom?
01:06:22Tom, please.
01:06:28Hey, Thomas.
01:06:30Hey, are you okay? Hey, man.
01:06:32You don't look so good. You all right?
01:06:34Yeah. I just got to find him.
01:06:36Okay, wait. I think you're too high.
01:06:38I'll go grab Kristen.
01:06:40Yeah, I got it.
01:06:42No, no, wait. Tom?
01:06:46Oh, hey. Uh, look.
01:06:48Hey, I didn't mean to catch you off guard.
01:06:50Yeah, I know who you are, Kevin.
01:06:52And I know why you're really here, so let's just cut the bullshit.
01:06:54What?
01:06:56You came back to the scene?
01:06:58For what? So you could watch
01:07:00my life unravel?
01:07:02How long have you been planning this for?
01:07:04What the fuck? I'm just trying to find my wife.
01:07:06Yeah, nice try.
01:07:08But I already know everything,
01:07:10and I'm not letting you get away with it.
01:07:12Okay. Here's what's gonna happen.
01:07:14You and I are gonna go inside,
01:07:16and we're gonna discuss things there.
01:07:18Let's go.
01:07:20Now.
01:07:22Now. There?
01:07:24Yeah.
01:07:28I don't know where I'm going.
01:07:30Straight up the stairs.
01:07:32Is she up there?
01:07:34What? No. Just keep moving.
01:07:38Don't even look at me, okay?
01:07:40Fuck.
01:07:44Was that necessary?
01:07:46I want you to think about how quickly this can go bad.
01:07:48Hannah warned me about you.
01:07:50All I have to do is claim self-defense.
01:07:52Wait a second.
01:07:54So you do know Hannah?
01:07:56You know my wife?
01:07:58What the hell, man? I want to see my wife.
01:08:00Will you take me to her?
01:08:02Why would you ask me that?
01:08:04Where is she?
01:08:06I'm not going to tell you that.
01:08:08Just take me to my wife right now.
01:08:10No.
01:08:12Whoa.
01:08:14Whoa, okay. Okay, hold on.
01:08:16Hey, I can tell you right now
01:08:18that you and I, we are not on the same page.
01:08:20No shit.
01:08:22I'm a pacifist, okay?
01:08:24I'm all about nonviolent resolution.
01:08:26Yeah, yeah.
01:08:28But you're okay hitting your wife, right?
01:08:30What? I never hit anybody.
01:08:32Then why would she say that?
01:08:34I don't know. I don't know, okay?
01:08:36She's a lot of crazy shit.
01:08:38Hey, whatever she said,
01:08:40Tom, is it?
01:08:42She's messing with your head.
01:08:44You may think you know her,
01:08:46but I promise you,
01:08:48you don't know her like I know her.
01:08:50Okay?
01:08:52Just don't point that thing at me.
01:08:54I am deadly afraid of guns.
01:08:56You fucking disgust me.
01:08:58Just tell me what the hell you want.
01:09:00Whatever it is, whatever it is, I'll do it.
01:09:02Nothing had to be like this.
01:09:04And then you had to come
01:09:06and ruin everything.
01:09:08Okay?
01:09:10But you were way too warm.
01:09:12Okay?
01:09:14And now we're all fucked.
01:09:27Go, go, go.
01:09:29No, no, no.
01:09:31Jump. Jump.
01:09:33Ah, son of a bitch.
01:09:37Stop it. Stop it.
01:09:39I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pass out.
01:09:43Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:09:45Did you, did you fuck my wife?
01:09:57Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:10:15Oh, oh, oh.
01:10:26Oh, oh, oh.
01:10:56Oh, oh, oh.
01:11:19Come on.
01:11:26Come on.
01:11:33Dad?
01:11:35Shit.
01:11:38This is not...
01:11:40Come with me.
01:11:42Uh, wait, who, who is that?
01:11:44Come on.
01:11:45Wait, wait, what the fuck happened?
01:11:49Okay.
01:11:51I know that probably looks
01:11:53really bad.
01:11:55And it doesn't make much sense.
01:11:57But I promise you,
01:11:59I'm gonna explain everything later.
01:12:01Just don't say anything
01:12:03until after I have a chance
01:12:04to speak to your mom, please.
01:12:06Look, everything's gonna be fine.
01:12:08I'm gonna fix this.
01:12:10Yeah, you kind of keep saying that
01:12:11and everything keeps getting worse.
01:12:15Alex, I need to know
01:12:17you're not gonna say anything.
01:12:18Not to Rose, not your mom, not anyone.
01:12:25Please, kid, I really need you
01:12:26to trust me on this.
01:12:31Okay.
01:12:32Oh, thank you.
01:12:34Thank you, thank you so much.
01:12:36Oh, that means the world to me.
01:12:45Is that her husband?
01:12:56Whose husband?
01:12:58The woman, Dad.
01:13:02The one from the pool.
01:13:13I need you to tell me exactly
01:13:14what it is you're talking about.
01:13:18I just wanted to help.
01:13:25What did you do, Alex?
01:13:26I'm sorry, I didn't know
01:13:28her husband was gonna show up.
01:13:30Fuck.
01:13:31Okay, okay, Alex, Alex.
01:13:35What did you do?
01:13:39I called your office
01:13:41and they said that you took
01:13:42the afternoon off.
01:13:44I just wanted to come over
01:13:45and see if you wanted
01:13:46to hang out before dinner,
01:13:47so I came over
01:13:50and I heard voices in the backyard.
01:13:53So I walked around
01:13:54to see if you were back there.
01:14:08And I heard her talking to you
01:14:09about leaving Mom,
01:14:10and it just, I knew
01:14:11that you didn't want to,
01:14:13but she wouldn't take no
01:14:15for an answer.
01:14:20It all happened so fast.
01:14:24It all happened so fast.
01:14:54Alex?
01:15:24Alex?
01:15:39I was so scared
01:15:40on how you'd react,
01:15:41so I ran.
01:15:44But when I came back
01:15:45for the party
01:15:46and everything had been
01:15:47taken care of
01:15:48and the cops weren't called,
01:15:50I knew that we were
01:15:51in this together.
01:15:54Fucking husband has to show up
01:15:55and what, is he dead too?
01:15:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:15:58he's not, he's not,
01:15:59he's not dead.
01:16:01Look, we had a fight,
01:16:02he's unconscious,
01:16:03that's all you saw.
01:16:09Okay.
01:16:11Okay.
01:16:14What if we make it look
01:16:15like he did it
01:16:16and we can clear
01:16:17both of our names of this
01:16:18and Mom never has to know?
01:16:21Would that work?
01:16:25Dad,
01:16:27just please tell me
01:16:28that'll work,
01:16:29can we just do something?
01:16:31Come here.
01:16:32No, Dad.
01:16:33It's okay, it's okay.
01:16:34Dad, no.
01:16:36What are we gonna do?
01:16:38I'm gonna fix this.
01:16:39You're not good at that.
01:16:42Okay.
01:16:43Quick, quick, grab his feet,
01:16:44quick.
01:16:45What?
01:16:46His feet, grab them, okay?
01:16:47To the closet on three.
01:16:48One, two, three.
01:16:49What the fuck are you doing?
01:16:51What are you doing?
01:16:53What are you doing?
01:16:54What are...
01:16:55Okay, okay,
01:16:56nobody move.
01:16:57Now, no one's going anywhere
01:16:58until we figure this all out.
01:17:00What kind of sick shit
01:17:01are you two doing?
01:17:02This is not what it looks like.
01:17:04Oh, my God, is that a gun?
01:17:06Oh, shit.
01:17:08Yes.
01:17:09Alex, come here.
01:17:10Alex, come behind Mom right now.
01:17:12Look, Kristen, I can explain.
01:17:13You stay there.
01:17:14Don't you fucking move.
01:17:16Don't you dare move.
01:17:18Alex, please.
01:17:19No, Mom, this isn't his fault, okay?
01:17:20He was just trying to help.
01:17:22Alex, look, just let me explain.
01:17:24Just give me five minutes.
01:17:25I'll explain everything.
01:17:27Then you can go downstairs
01:17:28and call the cops yourself if you want.
01:17:29Dad, no, we can't.
01:17:30Look, I will tell you everything.
01:17:32Anything you want to know,
01:17:33just give me five minutes
01:17:35before we all make this even worse.
01:17:37No bullshit.
01:17:38Tell me the fucking truth.
01:17:40What the fuck is going on right now?
01:17:45I've been having an affair.
01:17:52Did you hear what I just said?
01:17:54You think I'm stupid?
01:17:56Really?
01:17:57You think I'm that dumb?
01:17:58Of course I know.
01:18:00I've known for months.
01:18:03You did?
01:18:04Yes, I did.
01:18:06I've been meeting with lawyers, so...
01:18:08Happy birthday.
01:18:09Surprise.
01:18:10You were gonna leave me?
01:18:11This is not about me, you fucking selfish prick.
01:18:14Are you kidding me right now?
01:18:16Why is he on the ground tied up?
01:18:18What the fuck is going on?
01:18:19No, right, I was getting to that.
01:18:21You're not talking fast enough.
01:18:22Fucking say what you need to say.
01:18:24Look, I just need everyone to know that...
01:18:28this is the absolute lowest moment of my life.
01:18:31No shit, Tom.
01:18:33No shit.
01:18:34I mean...
01:18:36I'm so sorry.
01:18:42I'm a liar.
01:18:44A cheat.
01:18:46A shitty husband, a shitty dad,
01:18:48and a shitty role model.
01:18:50You all deserved better.
01:18:51And everything that has led up to what's going on right now
01:18:54is entirely on me.
01:19:00I was reckless.
01:19:03And I let that jeopardize our family.
01:19:06But I would gladly give my life
01:19:08to take it all back and make this right again if I could.
01:19:12I would die for anyone in this room.
01:19:14I feel like this is all my fault.
01:19:16It's not your fault, honey.
01:19:17How is this your fucking fault?
01:19:19This is not your fault.
01:19:20It's not your fault.
01:19:23Tom.
01:19:24What happened?
01:19:25I need to know right now why you did what.
01:19:27I don't even know what the fuck you did.
01:19:29Dad was having an affair with this guy's wife and...
01:19:33I killed her and he hid the body outside.
01:19:35What the fuck, Alan?
01:19:37I don't know what to say.
01:19:38Can we just...
01:19:39Why would you do that?
01:19:40Don't look at me like that, Mom.
01:19:42I don't want to go to jail.
01:19:44Tom, please tell me this isn't true.
01:19:46Mom, please, I'm sorry, okay?
01:19:48Why would you do that?
01:19:49I don't know, I was just...
01:19:50What are you talking about?
01:19:51I wanted to save the family.
01:19:52Oh, my God!
01:19:55I know I let things get out of hand.
01:20:00But I do have a plan.
01:20:02It's a really good plan.
01:20:05That's right.
01:20:06And if you could just trust me to do the plan,
01:20:09it really is the best way to protect our family.
01:20:13Especially our children.
01:20:18This is so fucked.
01:20:22I don't want anything to do with this.
01:20:25I definitely don't want to be the person that sends anybody to jail.
01:20:33Okay.
01:20:35Thank you, Rose.
01:20:38But this has to be unanimous.
01:20:46What do you need us to do?
01:20:47Okay.
01:20:49Okay, I just need all of you to go back to the party
01:20:53and start getting people to leave.
01:20:57That's it?
01:20:59That's it? That's the plan?
01:21:05Okay.
01:21:07Okay.
01:21:08You heard Dad, so...
01:21:11Let's do it.
01:21:12Let's do it.
01:21:16This is actually insane.
01:21:27Thank you.
01:21:38You feel...
01:21:42better?
01:21:53She hates me.
01:21:54She doesn't hate you.
01:22:01Are you mad at me?
01:22:03Kristen, are you okay?
01:22:05Is everything okay?
01:22:06Yeah, everything's good.
01:22:07Is Tom's okay?
01:22:08Yeah, he's just tired, so we're gonna kind of call it a night.
01:22:12Okay.
01:22:13Hey.
01:22:14Hey, there he is.
01:22:16Can I take a family photo of you guys?
01:22:18I think this will be great.
01:22:19That'd be a good idea.
01:22:20Yeah? It looks so good.
01:22:23For sure?
01:22:24You take my purse.
01:22:25Rose!
01:22:26Rose, come on.
01:22:27Rose, come on, come on, come on.
01:22:28Family photo, let's go.
01:22:29Birthday, remember?
01:22:30Come on.
01:22:31Just one.
01:22:32Or two.
01:22:33Two, two.
01:22:35You guys, get in really close.
01:22:37All right, look a little happy.
01:22:39Smile.
01:22:41Okay, come on, you can do better.
01:22:42One more.
01:22:43Can you smile?
01:22:44I don't want to center it.
01:22:45Okay, I will center it.
01:22:46You want me to take the photo?
01:22:47No, I'm fine.
01:22:48I got this.
01:22:49Yeah, okay.
01:22:50Smile.
01:22:51Okay, love it.
01:22:52Perfect.
01:22:53Silly boy.
01:22:54Tommy, Tommy.
01:22:55Get your ass over here, you jabroni.
01:22:57Come on.
01:22:58Speech.
01:22:59Birthday speech.
01:23:00Come on.
01:23:01Everyone.
01:23:02Too much.
01:23:03Birthday speech.
01:23:04Come on, you tall glass of poop juice.
01:23:06Get your ass over here.
01:23:07Come on.
01:23:08Birthday speech.
01:23:09Birthday speech.
01:23:10Birthday speech.
01:23:11Hey, come on.
01:23:12There he goes.
01:23:13All right, everybody.
01:23:14We're trying to wrap things up, so I'll make this quick.
01:23:15First off, thank you, everyone, for making it out tonight.
01:23:16And of course, me.
01:23:179-1-1, what's your emergency?
01:23:18My name is Thomas.
01:23:19I'd like to report a domestic dispute.
01:23:20I need the police here immediately.
01:23:219-1-1, what's your emergency?
01:23:22My name is Thomas.
01:23:23I'd like to report a domestic dispute.
01:23:24I need the police here immediately.
01:23:25911.
01:23:26911.
01:23:27911.
01:23:28911.
01:23:29911.
01:23:30911.
01:23:31911.
01:23:32911.
01:23:33911.
01:23:34911.
01:23:35911.
01:23:36911.
01:23:37Why?
01:23:38Because there are some things worth protecting at all costs.
01:23:45Good evening.
01:23:47We're looking for the homeowners.
01:23:52That would be me.
01:23:54Oh!
01:23:55Guys!
01:23:56Whoa!
01:23:57What the fuck, dude?
01:23:59What is happening?
01:24:00Shit!
01:24:07What?
01:24:22It wasn't supposed to happen like this.
01:24:34I was just trying to protect my family.
01:24:37I'm sorry.
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01:25:16I'm a very lucky man.
01:25:18As most of you well know, far luckier than I deserve.
01:25:22And it got easy to take that for granted.
01:25:26But this world's a crazy place
01:25:29and you never know what's gonna happen next, so
01:25:32always cherish the people you love.
01:25:36Lavishly, honestly.
01:25:39And I'm sure you'll do a better job of it than I have.
01:25:42Stay on the lookout for the truly beautiful things in life.
01:25:47Like the love from someone you don't deserve.
01:25:52Or the embrace from those you cherish the most.
01:25:58Be on the lookout for second chances to do the right thing.
01:26:03Because some things are worth protecting at all costs.
01:26:34We have a target at 20 miles south of you now.
01:26:36We found a body in the pool, Ben.
01:26:38This is a homicide. Secure the crime scene.
01:26:4013-A, 16 miles, 13-A.
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