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00:00:00Hello and welcome to India ko hasaayenge, India ko hasaayenge, India ko hasaayenge.
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00:03:28Take your head and your ass there
00:03:30Or else take your head there in the movie
00:03:32Come here
00:03:34Where did you go?
00:03:36Where did you go?
00:03:38I went to get popcorn
00:03:40Did you come to eat popcorn or to watch a movie?
00:03:42Come here
00:03:44What are you doing?
00:03:46Sorry, sorry brother
00:03:58Laughing
00:04:00Hey Bulbul
00:04:02Do you want to eat popcorn?
00:04:04No, no brother
00:04:06Take it
00:04:08This is also salty
00:04:10Simply salted
00:04:12Singing
00:04:14Singing
00:04:16Singing
00:04:18Singing
00:04:20Singing
00:04:22Singing
00:04:24Singing
00:04:26Hey Gulzar Sir has written
00:04:28No, no
00:04:30Gulzar Sir has written
00:04:32Or Rushikantraut has written
00:04:34No, the goon is teasing me
00:04:36He called me Bulbul
00:04:38What?
00:04:40What a drama
00:04:42What's going on?
00:04:43In return for the bangles?
00:04:44Let me go.
00:04:45Don't fight. Sit. Sit.
00:04:46How can I let you go? Come here.
00:04:48Come here. Let me go.
00:04:49Come here. Come here.
00:04:50Come here. Let me go.
00:04:51When I say, let me go, let me go..
00:04:53..their fun increases.
00:04:54Hey!
00:04:56What are you doing?
00:04:58This is my area.
00:05:00And I am Chandrakant Shikre of this area.
00:05:08No.
00:05:09I am not alone. All of them are with me.
00:05:11Sit down.
00:05:12Sit down.
00:05:13No one will sit. No one will sit.
00:05:14No one will sit.
00:05:15I am not alone.
00:05:16Anyone can break a stick.
00:05:18But no one can break a stick when they are together.
00:05:26What is it?
00:05:28Come here.
00:05:29My stick ran away.
00:05:30Come here.
00:05:30Brother, what do I say?
00:05:31Come here.
00:05:32Let's sit and talk.
00:05:33Will you make me understand the stick?
00:05:34I will teach him a lesson.
00:05:35I will teach him a lesson.
00:05:36One man can't run away.
00:05:37I will teach him a lesson.
00:05:38Hit him. Hit him.
00:05:41Hit him. Hit him.
00:05:42Hit him.
00:05:44Hit him.
00:05:45Hit him.
00:05:46Hit him.
00:05:47Hit him.
00:05:48Hit him.
00:05:49Hit him.
00:05:51Hit him.
00:05:59What are you doing?
00:06:00I am applying ointment.
00:06:01Then go down.
00:06:02Don't come up.
00:06:03I am feeling pain.
00:06:07Hey!
00:06:11Mother!
00:06:12I thought you are the mother.
00:06:13My daughter.
00:06:14Mother, look how he hit me.
00:06:17How did they tease you?
00:06:19What happened?
00:06:19They might not know that you are my daughter.
00:06:22Otherwise they would have..
00:06:23Oh, God!
00:06:27Oh, God!
00:06:31Oh, God!
00:06:35Are you not feeling well?
00:06:38Why are you screaming? Go to sleep.
00:06:42I am dying of pain.
00:06:44Get up from my feet.
00:06:46Mother!
00:06:47I see.
00:06:48You want me to get up from your feet.
00:06:51Then say it.
00:06:52Get up now.
00:06:54Get up.
00:06:55Mother, you are sitting on his feet.
00:06:57Oh, God!
00:07:00Hey!
00:07:01Tell your wife that I am in pain because of him.
00:07:05Yes, you are right.
00:07:07He will hit you as hard as he hits iron.
00:07:11Yes.
00:07:15Thank God you are here.
00:07:17I didn't know what to do.
00:07:19Forget him.
00:07:20What?
00:07:21I don't want such a thin son-in-law.
00:07:23I wanted a handsome boy from Satara.
00:07:27But he found a fat boy.
00:07:30What is the use of such a son-in-law?
00:07:32There is a lot of use.
00:07:33In summer, he gets four plates of mangoes for free.
00:07:38And I didn't know that he is a glutton.
00:07:46I knew that I am a common man.
00:07:48But I have come to know that he is a common man.
00:07:51What are you saying?
00:07:54Yamangi!
00:07:55Yes.
00:07:56I didn't expect this from your husband.
00:07:59Why? What happened?
00:08:01When I was his age..
00:08:03Yes.
00:08:03..I used to catch an elephant and throw it like this.
00:08:07I used to wrestle with an elephant.
00:08:09What?
00:08:09Now that you are married to an elephant, what should I do?
00:08:21You are calling my mother an elephant?
00:08:23I am calling her an elephant.
00:08:26Hey!
00:08:28Are you calling my wife an elephant?
00:08:30She is not an elephant. She is my companion.
00:08:32Sorry, sir.
00:08:35He is saying sorry.
00:08:36Do you know?
00:08:38I didn't tell you. How can I..
00:08:40Should I throw it? Should I throw it?
00:08:44This is about my youth.
00:08:46I was returning after watching a wrestling match.
00:08:48Amir Khan's wrestling match?
00:08:49No. No.
00:08:50Rafi Kulla vs. Kharula.
00:08:53Who is he? Rafi Kulla or Kharula?
00:08:56Hey!
00:08:58Rafi Kulla and Kharula were my village friends.
00:08:59Their wrestling match was going on.
00:09:01I was returning at 2 a.m.
00:09:03It was pitch dark.
00:09:04Yes.
00:09:05I couldn't even see my hand.
00:09:07Suddenly three people came and blindfolded me.
00:09:10I was saying, if you couldn't see your hand..
00:09:12..then why did you blindfold your eyes?
00:09:17It's not logical.
00:09:18I was talking logic with my father-in-law at 10 a.m.
00:09:20Should I throw it? Should I throw it?
00:09:24This is not a normal beer story.
00:09:26It's a strong beer story.
00:09:28Tell me. Finish it.
00:09:29Yes.
00:09:30They blindfolded me and covered me with a cloth.
00:09:33Then they caught me and beat me up.
00:09:37But I didn't get scared.
00:09:40I used my powers.
00:09:42I smelled them with my ears.
00:09:46And I heard their footsteps with my nose.
00:09:49Tell me.
00:09:49What do you mean?
00:09:50What logic is this?
00:09:51Why did you hear their footsteps with your nose?
00:09:56Hey!
00:09:56Focus on the story.
00:09:58As soon as I heard their voices and smelled them..
00:10:01..I grabbed the other person's hand and held it here.
00:10:04And I grabbed him and beat him up.
00:10:13He broke my head.
00:10:15I beat him up.
00:10:16He also fell like this.
00:10:18But I didn't spare him.
00:10:20I asked him, where are you running?
00:10:23Leave me.
00:10:24I picked him up from here and hit him like this.
00:10:27Leave me.
00:10:29After beating him up..
00:10:31He fell again.
00:10:32He fell again.
00:10:33Leave me.
00:10:34Leave me.
00:10:42Oh! Baby!
00:10:45Attack! Baby, attack!
00:10:46I am the tag team champion of the world.
00:10:50Run! Run!
00:10:51Run!
00:10:58What is this?
00:10:59Who has come to my house?
00:11:01Who?
00:11:02Why did you hit me so hard?
00:11:04Are you dead?
00:11:05Look how hard you hit me.
00:11:08Take this.
00:11:10This..
00:11:12These people..
00:11:13Oh, they were goons.
00:11:15Yes.
00:11:16The video of the goons who hit you..
00:11:18..has gone viral in our family group.
00:11:22Tell him to do plastic surgery instead of his face.
00:11:28Hemangi!
00:11:29What?
00:11:30You did a very wrong thing by getting married to him.
00:11:32Yes, I did a very wrong thing.
00:11:35I am telling the truth.
00:11:36I married such a man.
00:11:38I did a very wrong thing.
00:11:41Are you telling the truth?
00:11:42Yes.
00:11:44I made a mistake.
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46I made a very big mistake.
00:11:48Yes.
00:11:50Hemangi, you..
00:11:51Yes.
00:11:53I made a mistake.
00:11:53I did.
00:11:55I made a very big mistake by calling my parents here.
00:11:58What?
00:11:59Dear.
00:12:00Mother, you saw how they got beaten up.
00:12:05They also knew that they cannot fight alone.
00:12:09But still, they fought for me, for my self-respect and self-respect.
00:12:15They fought with four goons alone.
00:12:19Didn't you see that?
00:12:21Yes, he is a very common man.
00:12:27But in this common man..
00:12:31..there is a superhero hidden.
00:12:35Very good.
00:12:46Father.
00:12:47Yes.
00:12:48Yes.
00:12:50I..
00:12:51I agree that I am a common man.
00:12:54I was telling you about being a common man..
00:12:57..that life never embraces us with open arms.
00:13:01Life always has two choices in front of us.
00:13:05Either we choose this or that.
00:13:08But no matter what the path of life is..
00:13:13..the one whom we hold..
00:13:16..we will never let go of him.
00:13:27And I am a common man.
00:13:30I don't have a superhero.
00:13:32And I don't even want to be a superhero.
00:13:36My world is so small.
00:13:40And we are very happy in our world.
00:13:43I don't want to be your superhero.
00:13:45Sorry.
00:13:54Hemangi.
00:13:55What happened, father?
00:13:58Your talks have opened my eyes.
00:14:02What did you say?
00:14:04Eyes. Eyes.
00:14:07You don't want to be a superhero, right?
00:14:08I don't want to be a superhero.
00:14:09No problem.
00:14:11From now on, you will be an action hero.
00:14:13Wait a minute. I don't want to be an action hero.
00:14:15How can you not want to be an action hero?
00:14:16I told you that you have to be an action hero.
00:14:17I don't want to be an action hero.
00:14:18From now on, you will be an action hero.
00:14:19Training is on.
00:14:21Come on.
00:14:22Get down.
00:14:24Get down.
00:14:25Come on.
00:14:26That's the way.
00:14:39I just want to say that..
00:14:41..today, I think, for the last time on this stage..
00:14:44..we have seen this act of Naura Bai.
00:14:48And I don't know about you guys..
00:14:51..but I am very emotional.
00:14:52And I have said it many times..
00:14:55..that this act is the crown of this show.
00:15:01So, thank you, guys. Thank you, all four of you.
00:15:03It was a wonderful act.
00:15:05And always have feels to my heart.
00:15:07Please be seated. Thank you.
00:15:11Thank you.
00:15:13So, guys, now it's time..
00:15:15..for our Madness Macchaenge Achievers Awards.
00:15:27The best Marathi Tadka ever award..
00:15:30..goes to Kushal, Himangi, More and Sagar.
00:15:41Kushal.
00:15:50Well done.
00:15:52Mangea.
00:15:55You may leave. You may leave.
00:15:57Go, go. You may leave.
00:15:59You must rock us.
00:16:02I won't leave!
00:16:05What's your name?
00:16:07Love.
00:16:07My friend loves to call me Kushlu.
00:16:10My friends love me
00:16:14Now whoever feels that Jaggu Dada is not Jamrella
00:16:20For all that, Aishwarya has come
00:16:25Take your 12,500 and get out of here
00:16:28So much money?
00:16:29You used to give me money for household expenses
00:16:31I had saved some of it
00:16:33Half of your love, half of mine
00:16:40That's how the whole moon is
00:17:01I just remember one thing when all this is ending
00:17:05Pari bhai, you said that we were making a reel
00:17:07I didn't understand what to say
00:17:10You said that you were a hit in the regional
00:17:12Now you will become a super hit in the national
00:17:15So the way you are loving me, I feel like I have become a super hit
00:17:24I just want to say that I have some memories with Sony
00:17:27When I was a kid, I used to watch all the shows on Sony channel
00:17:30So I used to go to people's houses at 9-9.30
00:17:32To watch and watch
00:17:34Today, I am coming on Sony TV and I am watching myself at home
00:17:39A big round of applause for our Marathi Superstars
00:17:50Whenever I used to take my girlfriend to a restaurant in Kanpur
00:17:53I used to get jealous of other couples
00:17:56I saw a couple sitting next to us
00:17:58The boy put his ring in the glass of champagne
00:18:00And the girl drank it and it came in his mouth
00:18:02It means she has proposed to him
00:18:03Looking at our girl
00:18:05So two such Kaleshi couples have come
00:18:07On a date at Madness restaurant
00:18:09So please welcome Gaurav More as boyfriend
00:18:11Kaveri as girlfriend
00:18:13Snehil as wife
00:18:14Sagar Karande as husband
00:18:16And Inder as waiter
00:18:35I am very happy today
00:18:38Because today I am going to propose to my girlfriend
00:18:44I have booked this special table for her
00:18:47How sweet
00:18:48Manager
00:18:50Manager
00:19:00Why are you wearing the same clothes?
00:19:03Sir, this is my manager's uniform
00:19:05I wear this every day
00:19:06My girlfriend will think that we work in the same hotel
00:19:12Wait a minute
00:19:15Stand properly
00:19:17Manager
00:19:18Is everything ready?
00:19:20Sir, everything is ready
00:19:21But there is a small problem
00:19:22What?
00:19:23The live singer husband and wife who were supposed to come
00:19:25They had a fight and the matter went to divorce
00:19:28What are you saying?
00:19:29How is this possible?
00:19:30You make them understand
00:19:31I will make them understand
00:19:32But because of me the matter has gone to divorce
00:19:38Live singer is very important
00:19:39Today is a very important day for me
00:19:41Please understand
00:19:42Do whatever you can
00:19:43Ask them to take 10-15 thousand extra
00:19:44But please come today
00:19:45Please
00:19:46Okay
00:19:47We will call them
00:19:48And remember the rest
00:19:51Let's go
00:19:52Let's go
00:19:53No, I will go
00:19:54I will go
00:19:55The rest of the work is ready
00:19:57Brother, thank you
00:19:58Take care
00:20:01Thank you
00:20:06Gaurav
00:20:15Wow
00:20:16Gaurav
00:20:17I have come
00:20:18Wow
00:20:19Janu, you are looking just like a live singer
00:20:22Janu
00:20:23Sorry, Jogeshwar
00:20:28What do you say in English?
00:20:29Gorgeous
00:20:30Gorgeous
00:20:31Yes, Gorgeous
00:20:33You are looking like
00:20:34Gorgeous
00:20:35Thank you
00:20:39Baby, please sit
00:20:40Baby, please
00:20:44Wow
00:20:45It feels like
00:20:46The moon has come down to earth
00:20:55Waiter
00:20:56Flip the eggs
00:21:01Brother
00:21:02I am not a waiter
00:21:03I have booked this table
00:21:04She is my girlfriend
00:21:05You have come to my place by mistake
00:21:08Sorry
00:21:09Sorry
00:21:10Sorry
00:21:11It's okay
00:21:12Sorry
00:21:13It's okay
00:21:14Sorry
00:21:21Hey
00:21:22What did you drink?
00:21:24It's okay
00:21:26Madam
00:21:27Sorry
00:21:28Sorry
00:21:29Hey
00:21:36Janu
00:21:37Hi
00:21:39I will order something
00:21:41For us
00:21:42Waiter
00:21:43Waiter
00:21:47Yes, sir
00:21:48Janu
00:21:49Janu
00:21:50You didn't tell me
00:21:51That you work here
00:21:52Oh no
00:21:53No, no
00:21:54Janu, I don't work
00:21:55One minute
00:21:56Why did you change your clothes?
00:21:57Sir, today
00:21:58The waiter is on leave
00:21:59So, I am the waiter
00:22:00And I am the manager
00:22:01At least, you should have
00:22:02Changed your clothes
00:22:03Sir, this is the uniform
00:22:04Of the waiter
00:22:05What can I do?
00:22:06What are you doing?
00:22:07What are you doing?
00:22:09Waiter, are you hiding?
00:22:10Come here
00:22:11Yes
00:22:16Sir, I just told you
00:22:17That I am not a waiter
00:22:18We met there
00:22:19She is my girlfriend
00:22:20I came to propose her
00:22:21Sorry
00:22:22Sorry
00:22:23It's okay
00:22:24It's okay
00:22:28It's okay
00:22:30Sir
00:22:31What are you doing?
00:22:32Janu
00:22:33There are some
00:22:34Problems
00:22:35What happened?
00:22:36Is everything done?
00:22:37Yes
00:22:38Do one thing
00:22:39Get some juice for us
00:22:40Juice
00:22:41Yes
00:22:42Singers
00:22:43Call the singers
00:22:44Singers
00:22:45And after that
00:22:46That
00:22:47That
00:22:48Hey
00:22:51I mean
00:22:52Call them here
00:22:53Call them here
00:22:54Very good
00:22:55Singers
00:22:56Singers
00:23:11Wow
00:23:12So brothers and sisters
00:23:14The world famous orchestra
00:23:16Is here in front of you
00:23:20And to brighten up the evening
00:23:23We have
00:23:24Our sponsors
00:23:25Who have
00:23:26Sponsored
00:23:27This event
00:23:30Sir
00:23:31Yes
00:23:32Sir, what is your name?
00:23:34Gaurav
00:23:37Madam, what is your name?
00:23:38Pooja
00:23:42Wow
00:23:43Gaurav
00:23:44And Pooja
00:23:46We wish you
00:23:47A lot of happiness
00:23:48And a big
00:23:49Clap for them
00:23:51Clap
00:23:52Clap
00:23:53Clap
00:23:55Wow
00:23:56Wow
00:23:57So let's
00:23:59Begin
00:24:00This evening
00:24:02This evening
00:24:06In the name of love
00:24:07Wow
00:24:08No friends
00:24:09This evening
00:24:10In the name of
00:24:11False love
00:24:13Because someone
00:24:14Has said
00:24:15Love
00:24:16Love
00:24:17Is a lie
00:24:18Love
00:24:19Love
00:24:20Is a lie
00:24:21Run away Pooja
00:24:22It's a lie
00:24:28What are you saying?
00:24:29Run away Pooja
00:24:30Sir
00:24:31Sir
00:24:32Ignore it
00:24:33Ignore it
00:24:34Someone has said
00:24:35The value of true love
00:24:38No one has
00:24:41And for them
00:24:42Today
00:24:43I am going to present
00:24:44This first song
00:24:46A big
00:24:47Clap
00:24:48Clap
00:24:52You have given me
00:24:53The reward of my love
00:24:56You have given me
00:24:57The reward of my love
00:25:00My lover has
00:25:01Looted my lover's house
00:25:04You have given me
00:25:05The reward of my love
00:25:09Wow
00:25:10Wow
00:25:11Amazing
00:25:12Once more
00:25:13Take this
00:25:14The garland of lovers
00:25:15Is on my neck
00:25:17That house is happy
00:25:18Because someone
00:25:19Has settled there
00:25:21You have committed
00:25:22The crime
00:25:23Of my trust
00:25:25You have committed
00:25:26The crime
00:25:27Of my trust
00:25:29My lover has
00:25:30Looted my lover's house
00:25:32Wow
00:25:33You have given me
00:25:34The reward of my love
00:25:35The one for whom
00:25:36I lived
00:25:39The one for whom
00:25:40I died
00:25:43There was
00:25:44A boy
00:25:47Whom I
00:25:48Loved
00:25:51There was
00:25:52A boy
00:25:54Whom I
00:25:55Loved
00:26:02Oh my God
00:26:03Oh my God
00:26:04What happened?
00:26:05Why are you crying?
00:26:06Nothing
00:26:07In life
00:26:08Do anything
00:26:09But never
00:26:10Fall in love
00:26:11In life
00:26:12Do anything
00:26:13But never
00:26:14Fall in love
00:26:15And if you fall in love
00:26:16Never get married
00:26:18Because
00:26:19It's okay
00:26:20If you fall in love
00:26:21But if you fall in love
00:26:22You have to
00:26:23Wash your lover's underwear
00:26:31What are you doing?
00:26:32Sing a romantic song
00:26:33I have to propose
00:26:34What are you doing?
00:26:35What is this?
00:26:39Come here
00:26:40Listen
00:26:41I have to propose
00:26:42To my girlfriend
00:26:43Sing a romantic song
00:26:44Do something else
00:26:45Sing a romantic song for me
00:26:46No
00:26:47Sing a romantic song
00:26:48For you
00:26:49A song
00:26:52My heart
00:26:53Was burning
00:26:54With longing
00:26:55I kept on
00:26:56Falling in love
00:26:58I have committed
00:26:59A sin
00:27:00I am ruined
00:27:01I am ruined
00:27:02I am ruined
00:27:03What is happening?
00:27:04I am ruined
00:27:05I am ruined
00:27:06I am ruined
00:27:07I am ruined
00:27:08I am ruined
00:27:09I am ruined
00:27:10Give me back
00:27:11My sleep
00:27:12My peace
00:27:13My pain
00:27:14My love
00:27:15Give me back
00:27:16All these sleep
00:27:17I have borne
00:27:18Peace
00:27:19I have lost
00:27:20All the peace
00:27:21I have lost
00:27:23Give me back
00:27:24My sleep
00:27:25My peace
00:27:26Give me back
00:27:31You are a stranger
00:27:32Yes
00:27:34Sing a romantic song
00:27:35Sing a romantic song
00:27:37Yeah
00:27:40Sing a romantic song
00:27:44Romantic song
00:27:46Take me back to my home
00:27:49I loved you, I loved you
00:27:54I gave my everything to you
00:27:59I became an ascetic, I became an ascetic of love
00:28:04I didn't understand, I didn't think, I became an ascetic of my heart
00:28:08O stranger, my friend, come back to me
00:28:14Remember me, don't forget me
00:28:18O stranger, O stranger, don't go
00:28:23Leaving me, leaving me
00:28:38O stranger, O stranger, don't go
00:28:43Leaving me, leaving me
00:28:47O stranger, O stranger, don't go
00:28:54Shut up!
00:28:58Sing a romantic song, man!
00:29:00Okay.
00:29:01Stop singing romantic songs, everyone else is singing romantic songs.
00:29:04A ghost of a robber has climbed on the terrace
00:29:11A ghost, a ghost, a ghost, a ghost
00:29:20In my sleep, I thought I was sleeping
00:29:29Forgive me, Lord Krishna
00:29:33I've committed a grave sin
00:29:36Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
00:29:42It was going well! Why did you shut up, Chintu?
00:29:44Chintu? What did you say?
00:29:46Chintu
00:29:47If you fight like that, remember, you shut up!
00:29:51Chintu
00:29:54The hotel was decorated with lights
00:29:57I thought it was the best hotel
00:29:59But when I went inside, it was full of guys
00:30:04I'm going to propose to my girlfriend
00:30:07No one is going to sing
00:30:08Go, I've had enough!
00:30:10Baby, baby, I love you, baby
00:30:14No
00:30:15Will you marry me?
00:30:16No, don't bow down to a girl
00:30:18Otherwise, you'll have to bow down all your life
00:30:21The time has come
00:30:22I will bow down
00:30:23I will sleep
00:30:24I will live
00:30:31No one will say she's my girlfriend
00:30:33I want to propose to her
00:30:36I want to marry her
00:30:37Baby, will you marry me?
00:30:39No, baby, no
00:30:40Don't say yes
00:30:41Otherwise, she'll keep saying yes all her life
00:30:44She'll keep saying yes all her life
00:30:45Sir, one minute
00:30:46What am I saying?
00:30:47It's so hot
00:30:48Don't get angry
00:30:49One second
00:30:51One second
00:30:52Sir, what we'll do is
00:30:53We'll get a unanimous decision
00:30:54Okay?
00:30:55Yes
00:30:56Whoever thinks that whoever she is
00:30:58Yes
00:30:59Should marry her
00:31:00Put your hands up
00:31:07One person has agreed
00:31:08Very good
00:31:09And whoever thinks that
00:31:10He shouldn't marry her
00:31:12Put your hands up
00:31:16Put your hands up
00:31:20What I'm saying is
00:31:21You've lost the unanimous decision
00:31:23And your deposit is seized
00:31:25You crazy
00:31:26Baby
00:31:29Why did you put your hands up?
00:31:30I'm sorry, baby
00:31:32I have to go
00:31:33You'll get a better girl than me
00:31:37Okay, bye
00:31:39Bye
00:31:40Jai, because of you
00:31:42My girlfriend left me
00:31:43What did you do?
00:31:45Sorry
00:31:46Meet me outside
00:31:49I'll put a lorry on you
00:31:50Meet me outside
00:31:54Now what?
00:31:55Go
00:31:56Why should I wait?
00:32:00Your father just sang a romantic song
00:32:04Everyone's crazy
00:32:05Everyone's together
00:32:07You're also crazy
00:32:16My heart is restless
00:32:19My heart is restless
00:32:22You go, I'll follow you
00:32:37Guys, amazing
00:32:40What a performance, Ankit
00:32:43But also Sagar and Snehal
00:32:45The song they sang
00:32:47Reminded me of the orchestra of the 90s
00:32:53Should I praise the one
00:32:57Who made you
00:33:01What a performance, More
00:33:04Too good
00:33:06I salute your talent
00:33:09Inder
00:33:10Inder
00:33:11Too good
00:33:12I think from stand-up to acting
00:33:13You're killing everything
00:33:15Thank you
00:33:18Kaveri
00:33:19You're also such a lovely actress
00:33:20And whenever you do something
00:33:22It's always so so nice
00:33:25But genuinely
00:33:26This has been one of the finest acts
00:33:28Totally deserving of a finale
00:33:30Thank you so much
00:33:32Please sit here
00:33:33Thank you
00:33:37Okay then
00:33:38Madness Family will take the show forward
00:33:46So now
00:33:47It's time for our next award
00:33:49The Best Potato Award
00:33:52You can put potatoes in any dish
00:33:55It will make that dish its own
00:33:57There are some people
00:33:59Who are like potatoes
00:34:00Wherever you put them
00:34:02They melt
00:34:03So in our show
00:34:04There are two potatoes
00:34:05You can put them in any character
00:34:08They can do anything
00:34:09On our show
00:34:10The Best Potato Award goes to
00:34:13Inder Sahni
00:34:15And
00:34:16Snehil B.C. Yankul
00:34:26We've been treated unfairly
00:34:32Mr. Shekhar
00:34:33I'm Suman
00:34:34You stole my heart
00:34:35And I stole your Suman
00:34:40Mom wears slippers and goes to the market
00:34:42She brings back the same slippers
00:34:43And removes the evil eye
00:34:44And if I say something wrong
00:34:45In the middle of this process
00:34:47She removes the evil eye
00:34:48From the same slippers
00:34:51Shut up
00:35:04Fast
00:35:10Girls!
00:35:11Practice too much
00:35:13My girlfriend tested me
00:35:14I like cooking
00:35:16She'd ask me to make noodle
00:35:17At halftime
00:35:19I'd say its 2.30
00:35:21She says you like cooking
00:35:22I'd say I live in Gurugram
00:35:24She'd say your from Ghaziabad
00:35:25You need cooking
00:35:26Not delivery
00:35:28Today
00:35:29This is our last
00:35:31iesen
00:35:32Our Ojas
00:35:33Let's see if they fail or pass this test.
00:35:36Please welcome Ojas as boyfriend,
00:35:38Snehal as girlfriend and Kaveri as little sister.
00:35:42Ojas as boyfriend, Snehal as girlfriend and Kaveri as little sister.
00:36:02Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Punctuality. Sorry.
00:36:06My name is Parnlasi. How many times do I have to tell you?
00:36:10Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Parnlasi. Sorry.
00:36:13Parnlasi. Pulmohan.
00:36:16Have I ever made fun of your name?
00:36:18What kind of a name is Pulmohan?
00:36:20You know that my father had inspired me by my elder brother's name.
00:36:25What is your elder brother's name?
00:36:27Brijmohan.
00:36:28What?
00:36:29Brijmohan. Pulmohan. Brijmohan. Pulmohan.
00:36:32Nice.
00:36:33Stop this nonsense.
00:36:35Why did you call me so urgently? What do you want to talk about?
00:36:41What?
00:36:49Pulmohan.
00:36:50Will you marry me?
00:36:53I love you.
00:36:58Pulmohan.
00:36:59Are you pushing me to get married by pulling these flowers?
00:37:04Yes.
00:37:06I love you.
00:37:07But no. Our pair is so weird.
00:37:10When you walk from a distance, you look like number one.
00:37:16And when I walk, I look like zero.
00:37:18Why do you worry?
00:37:20I am one and you are zero.
00:37:24People will say that one and zero.
00:37:25Is a pair of ten the best?
00:37:33Pulmohan.
00:37:35The thing is, I am ready to swim with you in the swimming pool of marriage.
00:37:46But I have a condition.
00:37:47You will have to talk to my younger sister about my alliance.
00:37:50You will have to take permission.
00:37:52Permission?
00:37:53What permission?
00:37:55I want to take your entire season with her.
00:38:00So that I can binge watch you all my life.
00:38:05Wow.
00:38:06The thing is, Pulmohan.
00:38:08My sister and I are each other's support.
00:38:11After my parents passed away,
00:38:13she gave all the property to my sister.
00:38:16And since then, my sister is my responsibility.
00:38:19Once she agrees to marry me, I won't have any problem.
00:38:23So all this property is not in your name?
00:38:27No.
00:38:31What are you thinking, Pulmohan?
00:38:32No. Nothing.
00:38:34Call your sister.
00:38:36Let's take her.
00:38:37What?
00:38:37Permission.
00:38:43Sister.
00:38:47Sister.
00:39:01Sister.
00:39:04Mom.
00:39:08My turn.
00:39:13Pulmohan, she is my younger sister, Jassi.
00:39:17Jassi.
00:39:19Jassi.
00:39:20Hey.
00:39:21Jassi. Jassi.
00:39:27Jassi is so beautiful.
00:39:29Jassi. Jassi. There is no one like her.
00:39:32Jassi, he is my boyfriend, Pulmohan.
00:39:36He has made me his love.
00:39:40Sister.
00:39:42This is your choice.
00:39:44Seriously.
00:39:46How did you fall in love with him?
00:39:48Because of Chinese.
00:39:50Because of Chinese?
00:39:52Yes. Do you remember I had gone to Connaught Place
00:39:54to have Chinese food with my friends?
00:39:56Yes.
00:39:56Do you know what happened there?
00:39:58The brothel owner ran out of schezwan sauce.
00:40:02Oh no.
00:40:03He said, no sauce.
00:40:04I said, off sauce.
00:40:06And then Pulmohan gave me schezwan chutney from his plate.
00:40:12And then I stole his heart.
00:40:15What?
00:40:16I stole his heart.
00:40:21Because love is not always blind.
00:40:23Sometimes it is hungry too.
00:40:25Sister, I am so happy for you. I can't tell you.
00:40:29I am so happy. Finally, you got the prince of your dreams.
00:40:35I wish I could get the prince of my dreams too.
00:40:41I wish I could get someone like Pulmohan.
00:40:45Who would give me schezwan from his plate
00:40:47and become my schezwanda.
00:40:49What?
00:40:50I mean, my prince.
00:40:54Jassi, you don't need someone like Pulmohan.
00:40:57You need Pulmohan.
00:40:59Sister, what are you saying?
00:41:02Pulmohan.
00:41:03How did you start pushing towards my sister?
00:41:06Look, it is necessary to push.
00:41:09Look at Jassi. Look at the old Lassi.
00:41:12Hey, my name is Parm Lassi.
00:41:18You are the old Lassi in front of her.
00:41:21Today, I got to know.
00:41:23Today, I got to know why you didn't introduce me to your sister.
00:41:29Because there was a deal between us.
00:41:31Yes, but now my deal is on her.
00:41:37Okay.
00:41:38Listen. Listen. Calm down. Calm down.
00:41:41Tell me one thing.
00:41:44Shut up.
00:41:46Take this. Play with this.
00:41:52Tell me something.
00:41:53You are single, aren't you, Jassi?
00:41:55Yes.
00:41:57Great.
00:41:58Now come, Jassi.
00:42:00Let's make this world a Jassi-Tassi.
00:42:03Hey!
00:42:05My sister is a beggar.
00:42:09She gets trapped in free chutney with momos.
00:42:13But I am not that kind of a girl.
00:42:16Yes, my Jassi doesn't even eat half of the food in Five Star.
00:42:22It's okay. You can come here.
00:42:25Look, Jassi. Forget about Five Star.
00:42:28I will get you not one, not two, but three dry puris after Pani Puri.
00:42:37Oh, God! Even I am scared to ask for dry puris.
00:42:41You are so brave.
00:42:43You are so talented.
00:42:45You are so smart, handsome, dashing.
00:42:46You are so... My vocabulary is finished.
00:42:49My vocabulary is finished.
00:42:51It's okay.
00:42:55Look, you and I, you and I.
00:42:59This couple is like beauty with brains.
00:43:02This will be the best couple.
00:43:04Wait a minute.
00:43:05You were saying that you and I are number 10 and all.
00:43:08Correct.
00:43:09Look, one and zero is 10.
00:43:12But one and one is 11, isn't it?
00:43:16Well done, brother.
00:43:18And if you don't mind, we can do a good math of 101 as well.
00:43:23Wow!
00:43:24What kind of math is this?
00:43:26Shut up. You are 84.
00:43:27What?
00:43:28Isn't that your name?
00:43:2985.
00:43:30What?
00:43:3185.
00:43:31Yes, 85.
00:43:32What?
00:43:33That's my weight.
00:43:35Weight?
00:43:36Wait. Come.
00:43:40Take this.
00:43:43Look, listen to me.
00:43:46You will get any good boy.
00:43:49But look at your sister.
00:43:52She is so beautiful.
00:43:53What?
00:43:53She is so innocent.
00:43:59She is innocent. She has become fumble.
00:44:00What kind of fumble is this?
00:44:02Of beautiful and innocent?
00:44:08She is so innocent. Look.
00:44:10If she doesn't get someone like me,
00:44:13then this Taj Mahal will be ruined.
00:44:15What is this, sister? Can this really happen?
00:44:20Wow!
00:44:22I understood, Pulmohan.
00:44:23What?
00:44:24You are trying to push your luck.
00:44:25What?
00:44:27If I can understand, then why are you thinking so much about my sister?
00:44:31Because you think that all my property is in her name.
00:44:34Let me tell you, Pulmohan.
00:44:36All my property is in my name.
00:44:39And this girl is my maid.
00:44:42What?
00:44:45What?
00:44:51What?
00:44:52What kind of maid is she?
00:44:54My son-in-law, Halkat.
00:44:57You are playing with my sister.
00:45:10Yes, she is my maid.
00:45:12Because she does all my dirty work.
00:45:15What kind of maid is she?
00:45:16She speaks in Assamese, Marathi and Bengali.
00:45:21Silly.
00:45:24This was your test of love.
00:45:26And you have failed, Pulmohan.
00:45:29What?
00:45:30Test of love?
00:45:31Yes.
00:45:32What kind of test of love, Panchaladasi?
00:45:34Panchaladasi?
00:45:36Yes.
00:45:43Wow, brother.
00:45:46Come on, madam.
00:45:47Let's beat him up.
00:45:49You are creating an identity crisis.
00:45:51Beat him.
00:45:52Look at this.
00:45:53Play with this.
00:45:54Take this.
00:46:07Once more.
00:46:08Get lost.
00:46:10It was very fun.
00:46:11Ojas, Kaveri, Snehal.
00:46:14Outstanding.
00:46:15You guys were lovely.
00:46:17Lovely.
00:46:19All right, guys. Thank you so much.
00:46:26So now, let's go on to our next award.
00:46:29Wow.
00:46:30Shall we?
00:46:31Let's go on to our next award.
00:46:33Let's go on to our next award.
00:46:35Let's go on to our next award.
00:46:38Some people are so fond of changing their looks
00:46:44that we get confused and don't know
00:46:46if they are humans or shape-shifting snakes.
00:46:50Well, to add so much variety to our show,
00:46:54they deserve an award.
00:46:57So, please give it up for our very own
00:47:00Kharbooza and Girgit.
00:47:04The Best Behroopiya Award goes to none other
00:47:08than Ketan and Gaurav.
00:47:11Yay!
00:47:37You should have launched with my production, right?
00:47:40Because we are the ones who make real mother-sister films.
00:47:50I love Leela so much
00:47:52that I kissed Bhansali once.
00:47:53His name is Leela too, right?
00:48:00In the industry...
00:48:01I love this.
00:48:04...there is no one as funny as me.
00:48:08You go, we'll pick up the tabla.
00:48:10No one will pick up your tabla.
00:48:21When you were in the house in your clothes,
00:48:25I was in the shop hungry and naked.
00:48:31I must tell you, you're so sensuous.
00:48:34And your beauty is...
00:48:36I'll get back to you.
00:48:37Wow!
00:48:38I'm telling you,
00:48:40there is no one
00:48:43or any person
00:48:45who is as sensuous as him.
00:48:49You've improved.
00:48:50It's going to happen, it's going to happen
00:48:52It's going to happen, it's going to happen
00:48:55It's going to happen, it's going to happen
00:48:56It's going to happen, it's going to happen
00:48:58Wow!
00:48:59Superb!
00:49:05Wow!
00:49:14Thank you so much.
00:49:16Give a big hand to our two impersonators, please.
00:49:19Thank you so much.
00:49:26And welcome me with overflowing applause
00:49:30and see you till next award.
00:49:32Come on, come on.
00:49:35And the award goes to Paritosh Tripathi!
00:50:05And the award goes to Paritosh Tripathi!
00:50:35And the award goes to Paritosh Tripathi!
00:51:05Wow!
00:51:17There are a few lines for the people who got this award.
00:51:20Some birds got new, some knew the sky.
00:51:25Some birds got new, some knew the sky.
00:51:29It's not easy to stick to one branch.
00:51:32But this tree, Soni Opti, this tree is old.
00:51:38The world knows it.
00:51:40It's not easy to stick to one branch.
00:51:42It's not easy to stick to one branch.
00:51:47Before you go, we have a tradition of return gifts.
00:51:51A lot of stars have come to our show.
00:51:54But we have seen one star shine the brightest.
00:51:58Wow!
00:52:00A lot of guests have come.
00:52:02They used to have a chat show here.
00:52:05So today, on that sofa,
00:52:07we would like to invite our favorite star as a guest.
00:52:11Please give a big round of applause for Huma Tureshi!
00:52:23Before we talk to her,
00:52:25let me show you a little trick.
00:52:27It's a surprise for you too.
00:52:29Show me.
00:52:32A girl with wet eyes.
00:52:35A little stubborn, a little mischievous.
00:52:39She flies in the sky like a phoenix bird.
00:52:45Huma was fond of acting since childhood.
00:52:47And her parents were fond of fulfilling their desires.
00:52:53A little rejection, a little disappointment.
00:52:55On this path of struggle,
00:52:58she met her first success.
00:53:01Gangs of Wasseypur.
00:53:05And then she never looked back.
00:53:09From Bollywood to Tollywood.
00:53:11And then from Tollywood to Hollywood.
00:53:14She spread the magic of her acting.
00:53:17And after that, she became the queen of the industry.
00:53:22But the artist inside Huma was looking for something else.
00:53:26And this search brought her to the set of Madness Machayenge.
00:53:33Where she not only collected these wonders,
00:53:39but also took care of them like a family.
00:53:44She proved that a queen is not born.
00:53:47A queen has to be born.
00:53:52With her hard work, dedication and talent.
00:53:59Madness Machayenge was just a show.
00:54:02But Huma Qureshi made it a family.
00:54:21This is very nice. Thank you so much.
00:54:23I am a little emotional.
00:54:25I am telling you.
00:54:26When a person's season ends, you don't feel like this.
00:54:28You feel like you are retiring.
00:54:32So this blessing of God
00:54:35came to Mr. Qureshi's family.
00:54:37They named her Huma.
00:54:38What does Huma mean?
00:54:39Huma is an Arabic word.
00:54:41It doesn't have any meaning.
00:54:42But Huma is the name of a bird.
00:54:44It is very lucky.
00:54:45It has a story behind it.
00:54:47A shadow can fly over your shoulder.
00:54:50The shadow falls on you.
00:54:52It turns you into a king.
00:54:54That's the story.
00:54:55You are out now.
00:54:57I wish I could fly.
00:54:59But I can't waddle like you.
00:55:03You came to Mumbai to be Mr. Amir Khan's girlfriend.
00:55:06And became Mr. Nawaz's...
00:55:08Tell us clearly.
00:55:09He is talking about an ad film.
00:55:11You were going to be his girlfriend.
00:55:13That's how I met Gangse Vasepur.
00:55:15There was a casting director named Tia.
00:55:17She had done my audition for an ad.
00:55:20She told me that I have to play Aamir Khan's girlfriend
00:55:23for a mobile ad.
00:55:26It was a four-day commercial shoot.
00:55:28It was being shot in Panchgani.
00:55:30Anurag Kashyap was directing it.
00:55:32I gave him the audition.
00:55:35I got a call back.
00:55:36I went for the shoot.
00:55:37It was a four-day shoot.
00:55:38On the second day, Kashyap told me that I'm going to cast you.
00:55:41I had come from Delhi.
00:55:43I thought that it's not like that.
00:55:44I had heard that you have to struggle a lot in Bombay.
00:55:47He asked me if I was crazy.
00:55:49I told him that I was offering him a movie.
00:55:50He said that he didn't understand.
00:55:52I told him that he was serious.
00:55:54I was told that I have to work a lot.
00:55:57I have to struggle a lot.
00:55:58So, that's how it happened.
00:56:02Suma, I think you are coming in Jolly LLB 3.
00:56:06You are working with Akshay sir.
00:56:08Bade Bade Maharani season 4 is coming.
00:56:10So, if you want a tall, dark and handsome actor..
00:56:15If you want a tall, dark and handsome actor..
00:56:18No, Inder is busy.
00:56:23Why are you asking Inder for my date?
00:56:24Ask me directly.
00:56:30Guys, I'll tell you the truth.
00:56:32I don't have any such feelings for you.
00:56:36Because I want to tell you the truth.
00:56:39Who is he?
00:56:40There is someone in my life.
00:56:46He is very nice.
00:56:48Who is he?
00:56:49I'll tell you that in the next season.
00:56:52Akshay sir is a big prankster.
00:56:54He pranks everyone.
00:56:56But once he pranked you.
00:56:58What was that?
00:56:59Actually, we were shooting Jolly 2.
00:57:02I met him for the first time.
00:57:03There is an aura that you are working with such a big superstar.
00:57:06And it was my birthday.
00:57:08It was in July.
00:57:09He is very fond of clicking everyone's photos.
00:57:13At that time, he asked me to show him my phone.
00:57:14He said, it's your birthday. I'll click your photo.
00:57:16I was happy. I gave him my phone.
00:57:18In my innocence.
00:57:19He clicked my photo.
00:57:21And he messaged an actor on my phone.
00:57:23I love you.
00:57:27And it was a very senior actor.
00:57:29And when I got my phone back..
00:57:31..my hands were shaking.
00:57:33I was confused.
00:57:34So, I had to message him again.
00:57:35I said, sir, I'm so sorry.
00:57:37Akshay sir had my phone and he messaged you.
00:57:39I didn't have any such intention.
00:57:40Did he take it to his heart?
00:57:42I don't know. After that..
00:57:44Who do you want to ask? Anu Kapoor?
00:57:47Okay. You pranked him too.
00:57:49No, I think we do a very serious competition.
00:57:53Of Ludo.
00:57:54Okay.
00:57:54And I defeat him very well.
00:57:57I'll tell you next time.
00:58:04What?
00:58:06What?
00:58:07I'll tell you next time.
00:58:23Hello. Hello.
00:58:25Hello.
00:58:25Hello.
00:58:28How are you?
00:58:29I'm fine.
00:58:30How are you?
00:58:33Sir, who are you?
00:58:36I'm your father in this relationship.
00:58:38This is my name.
00:58:42Oh, my God!
00:58:45Piteretti, Khepri, McKinney.
00:58:53How is your husband?
00:58:56His name is Paritosh.
00:58:58He is the husband of the one for whom he is a friend.
00:59:03By the way, why are you sitting here?
00:59:06Why didn't you go yet?
00:59:08Where should we go?
00:59:09To find a job.
00:59:14This is the last episode.
00:59:15Why are you laughing? You also find a job.
00:59:20What are you doing here?
00:59:21I have come here to invite you.
00:59:25What?
00:59:25Invite?
00:59:27Yes. Invitation.
00:59:29Oh, my God!
00:59:33I have come to invite you to my wedding.
00:59:37But who is the bride?
00:59:38Uma Kherashi.
00:59:44You mean you are going to marry Uma.
00:59:45Why can't I?
00:59:47What is lacking in her?
00:59:51She is beautiful, young and famous.
00:59:55She is hot.
00:59:56She is divine and famous.
00:59:58She is worthy of being my wife.
01:00:03I am not.
01:00:07My mother had told me to talk to the future bride.
01:00:12She is calling her mother.
01:00:16She is connected.
01:00:19Connected.
01:00:20Hello, mother.
01:00:21How are you?
01:00:22I am here.
01:00:24This is Uma Kherashi, your daughter-in-law.
01:00:27Oh, God bless you, my child.
01:00:30God bless you.
01:00:31I want to marry Uma Kherashi, my child.
01:00:36Mother, she looked like a witch.
01:00:39She is beautiful now.
01:00:40Uma, greet her.
01:00:42Greetings, auntie.
01:00:44God bless you, my child.
01:00:46God bless you.
01:00:47My son takes your name in the entire house.
01:00:51She looks like Uma instead of Uma.
01:00:56Very silly boy.
01:00:58What?
01:00:59Stop it, mother.
01:01:01I am feeling shy.
01:01:02Oh, my child.
01:01:04The one who feels shy should be blessed.
01:01:08Oh, my child.
01:01:09Come here. Come. Come here.
01:01:11Yes, mother. Yes, mother.
01:01:12Come to the screen.
01:01:13Yes, mother.
01:01:14Listen.
01:01:14Yes.
01:01:15She is Salim's daughter, isn't she?
01:01:17Yes, mother. She is Salim's daughter.
01:01:20Then why didn't she come to see me?
01:01:23Mother, she has already seen me.
01:01:25She has already liked me.
01:01:26I am not talking about you.
01:01:28Why didn't she come to see me?
01:01:31She is such a boring sister.
01:01:35Okay, mother.
01:01:36You get ready for the wedding.
01:01:38I will bring my daughter-in-law.
01:01:39You will see me.
01:01:40Goodbye, my baby.
01:01:42All the best.
01:01:43Everybody, cheers.
01:01:45Thank you, mother.
01:01:47Thank you.
01:01:47Your timing. Your timing.
01:01:49Thank you.
01:01:50Uncle is here and so is brother-in-law.
01:01:53So let's have a small farewell ceremony.
01:01:56Oh, yes.
01:01:57Yes, of course.
01:01:58Ready. Ready.
01:01:59Are you ready, guys?
01:02:01Yes. Yes.
01:02:01Okay. First of all, we will have our first ceremony.
01:02:06Anguchi's Dundai.
01:02:09Dundai.
01:02:09Anguchi's Dundai.
01:02:10Dundai.
01:02:11I have brought everything.
01:02:19Wait. Wait. Wait.
01:02:22Happy.
01:02:50Baby.
01:03:06Baby.
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01:04:51My sweetheart forever
01:04:52Forever
01:04:55Listen, now
01:04:55Listen, now
01:04:57Listen, now
01:05:02My flower
01:05:05Bloom
01:05:07Bloom
01:05:09Bloom
01:05:12Bloom
01:05:13Bloom
01:05:15Hold it. Hold it.
01:05:18Hold it.
01:05:22We won't go to London or Paris on our honeymoon.
01:05:26We'll go straight to work.
01:05:28This is the last episode. Bye-bye. Love you all.
01:05:32Congratulations.
01:05:33Thank you.
01:05:35Guys, a big round of applause for Gaurav.
01:05:39Gaurav! Gaurav!
01:05:41I...
01:05:42Gaurav!
01:05:46Gaurav, I am a fan of your talent, your energy and your madness.
01:05:52You can do anything for an act.
01:05:54And you are amazing.
01:05:56Thank you, ma'am. Thank you so much.
01:05:58Thank you so much. Thank you, ma'am.
01:06:00I have done a lot of fake marriages in films.
01:06:04But this is my favourite fake marriage.
01:06:09This show started with stand-up comedy.
01:06:12It's obvious that the show will end with stand-up comedy.
01:06:17Please welcome on stage, Harsh Gujral.
01:06:25There are different ways of saying goodbye.
01:06:27First of all, a person gets a farewell when he is at school.
01:06:29And the school's farewell is the best farewell.
01:06:31There are two types of kids in the school's farewell.
01:06:33One is the kind of kid who is told by the teacher that...
01:06:34...you'll leave the school and we'll miss you a lot.
01:06:36And the other is the kind of kid who is told by the teacher...
01:06:38...that you won't be seen in the teacher's life after today.
01:06:42Thank you.
01:06:45The good kids are there with the teacher on the day of farewell.
01:06:48They tell them something important.
01:06:49Ma'am, the board is about to come.
01:06:50The boys like us are there next to the kachori on the day of farewell.
01:06:54If you get an extra samosa and kachori, your life will be saved.
01:06:57I am telling you the truth.
01:06:57There is a rich farewell in which there are DJs, singers...
01:07:00...and a dress code is followed.
01:07:02The girls will be in red. The boys will be in black.
01:07:04In the twelfth class, the girls are wearing saris.
01:07:06Yes.
01:07:06The boys with us were not able to recognise them.
01:07:10The girls whom we had a crush on, we are begging them to bless us.
01:07:13We are getting bored.
01:07:15We are getting bored.
01:07:18The best farewell is the college farewell.
01:07:20The college farewell is so lovely.
01:07:22Sometimes it becomes so nostalgic.
01:07:24Think about it.
01:07:25Who has decided the dress code of the college farewell?
01:07:28150 girls in saris and 150 boys in shirvani.
01:07:31Farewell doesn't look like it, Paribhai.
01:07:33It looks like a collective wedding of 150 poor couples.
01:07:40Wow!
01:07:40On top of that, the director of the college...
01:07:42...who was roaming around with the viva till a day ago...
01:07:44...is roaming around in a dhoti.
01:07:44Did you go to their wedding?
01:07:47A girl came to me wearing a sari and put 150 safety pins.
01:07:51She asked me, how does it look?
01:07:52I told her, it looks like a collective wedding of 150 poor couples.
01:07:57When did you count?
01:07:59He told me, Paribhai.
01:08:01B, safety first.
01:08:03I am telling you the truth.
01:08:04The programs in farewell wind have strange names.
01:08:07If there were farewells these days, what would be the names?
01:08:09Sayonara.
01:08:11The last hurrah.
01:08:12You won't be able to say hurrah after this.
01:08:16Hasta la vista.
01:08:17These are French and German names.
01:08:20Shambhu and Gajodhar are dancing on the DJ.
01:08:25Shambhu.
01:08:26I told my friend, what does hasta la vista mean?
01:08:28I told him, it means final goodbye.
01:08:30His grandfather passed away.
01:08:31His grandfather's dead body is going.
01:08:32He is saying, hasta la vista, grandfather.
01:08:34Hasta la vista.
01:08:35What is this, hasta la vista?
01:08:37Imagine, when you have a farewell in college,
01:08:3970% of the batches have not been placed yet.
01:08:4130% of the batches have to get the offer letter next year.
01:08:44And look at the awards that are being given.
01:08:46Star of the eve.
01:08:49Unemployed of the eve.
01:08:53Mr. Personality.
01:08:54He is still staying in the hotel today.
01:08:56He doesn't even have a room to stay in tomorrow.
01:08:59When she comes for an interview,
01:09:00the HR is telling her, hasta la vista.
01:09:04It is very difficult to take farewell from the guests in India.
01:09:06Because the guest is such a breed,
01:09:07once she comes to your house and sticks to you,
01:09:09she will not leave you.
01:09:11Very true.
01:09:11You have heard, who can make the one who is leaving cry?
01:09:14I want to know, how to stop the one who is coming.
01:09:19Yes?
01:09:20Correct.
01:09:20My father's friends, they have come for lunch.
01:09:22They are sitting till dinner.
01:09:23They are talking, talking.
01:09:25We are shaking hands with them.
01:09:26Uncle, go home.
01:09:28We are giving them signals.
01:09:29Uncle, it is not safe at night.
01:09:30Leave the girls in this locality.
01:09:31It is not safe for the boys either.
01:09:33They are saying, no problem, we will get to learn something new.
01:09:38In a relationship, you see, how difficult it is to say goodbye.
01:09:40You talk to girls, but the girls don't feel like talking to you.
01:09:43I had a girlfriend, who used to talk to me for 12 hours.
01:09:46She used to say, I don't feel like talking to you.
01:09:4812 hours.
01:09:49I said, I shift twice.
01:09:50At one place, I get a salary.
01:09:51At the other place, I get a curse.
01:09:56After two months, I met her.
01:09:57I had a dark circle on my face.
01:09:58She said, what is this?
01:09:59I said, I gave you that ring.
01:10:00You gave me this ring.
01:10:04Wow.
01:10:05She used to say, teddy bear, teddy bear.
01:10:07I said, take this, I have become a panda for you.
01:10:09I got a call from a phone guy, who used to use my phone.
01:10:12He said, if you want to use this phone,
01:10:13you will lose the battery, get petrol added to it.
01:10:18I had an ex-girlfriend.
01:10:19She used to say, Harsh, stay in touch.
01:10:20When she was leaving me.
01:10:21I said, if you had stayed in touch, I wouldn't have had an ex today.
01:10:28You were in touch with someone else while I was alive.
01:10:30That's why you are away from me today.
01:10:33Whenever I used to hold your hand on the road,
01:10:34you used to say, I had taken permission.
01:10:42That's all I have to say.
01:10:45This is not the end.
01:10:46Goodbye is not the end.
01:10:47We will start with something new and better from here.
01:10:50We are not saying goodbye to you.
01:10:51We are just telling you to stay in touch.
01:10:54Thank you so much.
01:10:55My name is Harsh Gupta.
01:10:56Already, already.
01:11:02We will start with something new and better from here.
01:11:04We will start with something new and better from here.
01:11:07We will start with something new and better from here.
01:11:10Gujarat, what a final closing season one stand-up.
01:11:14Wow! Thank you so much.
01:11:15Thank you.
01:11:16It was fun.
01:11:17Lovely.
01:11:18Your jokes were so good, I didn't pay attention to your clothes.
01:11:23But guys, a big round of applause for Harsh.
01:11:24Thank you.
01:11:25Thank you.
01:11:28Let's move on from Madness and move on to our next award.
01:11:41Please give it up for our Dabangg host,
01:11:44some comedian, Harsh Gujarat.
01:11:50Hasta la vista!
01:11:56Wow!
01:11:58They have been in the industry for 30-40 years
01:12:00and I don't know what they are doing.
01:12:04In the morning, they say they are actors.
01:12:05In the afternoon, they say they are producers.
01:12:07In the evening, they say they are directors.
01:12:09At night, when the atmosphere is set,
01:12:10they say, we are Salman Khan.
01:12:14I went to the movie hall to see Flying Jad, sir.
01:12:16There was so much space there that a plane would have flown away.
01:12:21I have seen that we don't have any respect at home.
01:12:22Pari, I am telling you, we have more respect for vegetables.
01:12:25But if we have respect for vegetables,
01:12:26why don't we have any respect for Ullu's turban?
01:12:29I ask my mom, why don't you have any respect for Ullu's turban?
01:12:31She says, she will do whatever Ullu's turban comes.
01:12:35I am telling you, I have seen 25 kissing scenes in a border movie.
01:12:38And you haven't been able to do even one so far.
01:12:40I shouldn't say this, but I think you belong to Kanpur
01:12:43because you are the same women who are so stupid.
01:12:48Courage!
01:12:50Courage!
01:12:55Courage!
01:13:13Shall we move on?
01:13:14Let's move on. Thank you so much.
01:13:15Let's move on to Achiever's Night.
01:13:16Thank you.
01:13:25As they say, the end is the beginning.
01:13:27So, this is not the end, but the beginning of something big.
01:13:29Something new.
01:13:30A new season.
01:13:32New season will be bigger and better.
01:13:41Tomorrow, Superstar Singer will have
01:13:43an epic celebration of three hours of epic songs of India.
01:13:46Are you ready?
01:13:48And along with that, there will be an award night.
01:13:50It's happening.
01:13:51Oh!
01:13:54Yahoo!
01:14:06Yahoo!
01:14:22Wow!
01:14:23No doubt, the whole world loves him so much.
01:14:27It's true.
01:14:29Do you know the name of any cricketer?
01:14:31Gooma Bhaiya! Gooma Bhaiya!
01:14:33Gooma?
01:14:34Goomra! Goomra!
01:14:37Say, Jaspreet Goomra.
01:14:39Baspeet Gooma.
01:14:42Not Baspeet!
01:14:45Hi.
01:14:46Hi, Nehabi.
01:14:47You are looking very beautiful today.
01:14:49You look like a peacock.
01:14:49Thank you.
01:14:50I had distributed it at home.
01:14:58I got a call from the US.
01:14:59They told me that they want to do a concert of happiness.
01:15:02And you have to come with happiness.
01:15:04In the US?
01:15:05This is a ticket from the US.
01:15:07It's a happy mother.
01:15:09This is a contract.
01:15:10Wow!
01:15:11Amazing!
01:15:12I love Superstar Singer.
01:15:14One is Radha and the other is me
01:15:20Both loved the evening
01:15:25Atharva Bakshi never forgave anyone.
01:15:29Atharva has a very bright future.
01:15:31One is crazy in love and the other is crazy in love