The 4:30 Movie - Kevin Smith

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Writer-director Kevin Smith presents his most personal film to date with this coming-of-age story — set in the summer of 1986 — that follows three sixteen-year-old friends who spend their Saturdays sneaking into movies at the local cineplex. When one of the guys invites the girl of his dreams to see an R-rated film, all hilarity breaks loose, as a self-important theater manager (Ken Jeong) and teen rivalries interfere with his best-laid plans.

Austin Zajur, Nicholas Cirillo, Reed Northrup, Siena Agudong, Betty Aberlin, Diedrich Bader, Jason Biggs, Rosario Dawson, Rachel Dratch, Ralph Garman, Jason Lee, Logic, Justin Long, Jason Mewes, Kate Micucci, Jenny Mollen, Adam Pally, Sam Richardson, Genesis Rodriguez, Jennifer Schwalbach, Cliff “Method Man” Smith, Harley Quinn Smith and Ken Jeong stars in this poignant comic valentine to moviegoing and the youth of the ’80s.

The 4:30 Movie hits cinemas on 13 September 2024.
Transcript
00:00You
00:07She is unlike any nun you've ever met and she's got a secret
00:12How come that nuns were never secret hookers when we were in school? Let's see what's under that wig
00:20Say a prayer for sister sugar walls. Well, we're definitely seeing that
00:31May 25th
00:331986 today is a big day
00:35Last summer. I was too scared to ask out Melody Barnegat the raddest woman I ever met
00:40But this morning I invited her to the movies and she said, okay
00:44Hold on one second
00:52I'll see you at the 430 movie Melody Barnegat. I'll see you at the 430 movie
00:56I've been thinking about asking Melody out all year. We made out in her pool last summer one time
01:02What's your shirt on? And you wonder why you don't get laid? I
01:07Don't get laid cuz I'm Catholic
01:13We'll save seeds you get snacks you can't give them cut seas when they go back
01:16I'll tell my dad I don't care what you tell your dad a little kid dad. He showed me his private
01:21I don't care what you tell your dad a little kid dad. He showed me his private. He did what?
01:33Not today so much drama I thought we're supposed to be seeing a comedy
01:43Damn hell, what about me Jesus Christ?
01:47Most people come to movies to escape their lives, but people like you come here because movies make life make sense
01:53You're the coolest girl I ever met and all I want to do is watch movies with you
01:57Is that so mom? What the hell are you doing sneaking into R-rated movies? You're in trouble missy
02:02I'm terrified by what's about to happen. What do you want to do have sex and get pregnant?
02:07That'll show her
02:09That's what you need
02:11You
02:13Remember Rocky for it when he just like punched him so hard
02:17Hammer that it's a climax
02:20He climax