• 4 months ago
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00:00:00Who's scared? Come with me.
00:00:13Wahim, I'm not gonna take that trick.
00:00:15Same.
00:00:19Fuck. My god, he is perfect.
00:00:32Wow. Amazing.
00:00:46Where am I? Why I'm bound?
00:00:54Stop doing that. You will lose your dick in this place.
00:00:58My god, I just donate my sperm, not my dick.
00:01:02We are good. It won't hurt.
00:01:10Your highness.
00:01:13I'm Ling Xiao from the 21st century. I'm in sperm donation.
00:01:18I become son of emperor, but of former days.
00:01:23So, how did you know me?
00:01:25When you were born, I held you.
00:01:28You have a dragon birthmark on your neck.
00:01:31Until now, I still remember that.
00:01:33Damn it. There is a dragon kidney in my body.
00:01:37It's so slow. If the concubine live, this is satisfied.
00:01:40You will die.
00:01:41Your highness, the owner is behind life.
00:01:45That's the person you want?
00:01:46Up your head. You look good. What's your name?
00:01:50Ling Xiao.
00:01:51Ling Xiao, follow me.
00:01:57Go.
00:02:03You idiot. Come on. Give me a massage.
00:02:08If you don't comfort me, you will die.
00:02:11All right.
00:02:18Come on.
00:02:22At my former work, I really got something from system number 72.
00:02:32Idiot. Why are you touching there?
00:02:34Qin Yao, kill him.
00:02:36Fuck. Run.
00:02:39Stop.
00:02:44You were satisfied. I didn't mean to do that.
00:02:51But it feels good.
00:03:01You there. You there.
00:03:04Find him and kill him.
00:03:26The cloth. Fuck. That's a shame.
00:03:29Damn it. Huge secret. Damn it.
00:03:33Who?
00:03:41Stop.
00:03:42Your majesty, don't kill me. Please. I promise. I didn't see nothing.
00:03:46The one who knows it will die.
00:03:49Don't kill me, your majesty.
00:03:51Your majesty, the ambassadors of Qin are waiting.
00:03:55I see. I'm on my way.
00:03:59Give me a reason to keep you.
00:04:02I'm not a eunuch. Actually, I'm a real man.
00:04:07Fuck. Damn it. Biggest secret. Now you know.
00:04:15Show me.
00:04:16Your majesty.
00:04:17You sure?
00:04:19Die.
00:04:24Fuck.
00:04:25Your majesty.
00:04:26Okay.
00:04:27You don't kill me now.
00:04:29Clothes.
00:04:32Now you are my man.
00:04:34Without my permission, you can't go anywhere. Get it?
00:04:38Yes. She loves me.
00:04:41Change my clothes.
00:04:53If you dare to love me, I cut your dick.
00:05:01Your majesty, I just heard.
00:05:04Why they come?
00:05:06The Xi and Dai Zhou dare 15 north city by compacting articles to have them.
00:05:14Poetry games.
00:05:15Oh, you know this.
00:05:19You, see the majesty? Kneel down now.
00:05:24Your majesty, I come here for the 15 cities.
00:05:28So, don't say so much. Talk about it.
00:05:31These cities should have their master.
00:05:34He is our new clever boy.
00:05:37He knows everything.
00:05:40So, who will compete with him?
00:05:44Your majesty.
00:05:48He isn't good enough.
00:05:51Dai Zhou, you come.
00:05:54Okay, your majesty.
00:06:00You are kidding me.
00:06:01I feel insulted at you, Nick and my poet.
00:06:05If you lose, you deserve it.
00:06:09Don't cheat.
00:06:10Let's see it.
00:06:13You can write poetry.
00:06:15Yes.
00:06:16And I promise, nobody knows more than me.
00:06:21If it's not true, you die.
00:06:26I read a lot. I remember them all.
00:06:29I finally get a chance to show off.
00:06:34The topic is farewell.
00:06:36Farewell in Nanpu.
00:06:38West wind in autumn.
00:06:41I see and I feel sad.
00:06:44Don't be back.
00:06:46Good.
00:06:48You, your turn.
00:06:50Drink the wine, you will no longer have a friend.
00:06:53Don't be worried, you are known by everyone.
00:06:55Xiao Linzi.
00:06:56Damn it.
00:06:57I have recited many poetry.
00:06:59But they are so indicative and so suspicious.
00:07:02Your majesty, if you can't do this,
00:07:05the cities will belong to us.
00:07:10Calm.
00:07:11Excuse this eunuch.
00:07:17Get out of me.
00:07:18I can do this.
00:07:20I was just thinking how to let you feel less guilty.
00:07:23I will let you be a good loser.
00:07:25How dare you, you eunuch.
00:07:27So, you will be fucking lost.
00:07:29Listen, my poet can read and sing.
00:07:33Lose your worry.
00:07:35These cities will belong to you as my gift.
00:07:48Outside the pavilion, by the ancient road.
00:07:53Soon we get your fucking face to the sky.
00:07:58Night wind, willow trees, flute flows.
00:08:03Farewell, tonight lives a dream.
00:08:08Impossible.
00:08:10You, you've really done it.
00:08:14Clever boy.
00:08:15He is really better than you.
00:08:17I lost.
00:08:18Idiot.
00:08:21Prince of Jin.
00:08:23Come and sign the treaty.
00:08:30We have 15 cities.
00:08:32You should be careful.
00:08:34Let's go.
00:08:37It's interesting.
00:09:00Xiao Linzi.
00:09:22Good job.
00:09:24What do you want?
00:09:27Same.
00:09:31But with you.
00:09:39Nearly moved.
00:09:423000 silver to you and the director of writing in the ceremonial division.
00:09:48Help me to read articles in camp.
00:09:50Fuck.
00:09:51Right, you eunuch.
00:09:52I'm gonna be rich with you.
00:09:55A lot.
00:09:57I will be loyal to you.
00:09:59So tomorrow is the festival of lanterns.
00:10:02You go and sleep with the Empress.
00:10:06What?
00:10:07You pretend to be me and sleep with the Empress in the palace.
00:10:12If not, drink the poison.
00:10:16I will do it.
00:10:17I will do it.
00:10:24Your majesty.
00:10:25You want me to do that?
00:10:27To sleep with someone else?
00:10:46Let me sleep with you.
00:11:00How many lips have you kissed?
00:11:04Your majesty.
00:11:05Are you jealous?
00:11:07Tell me.
00:11:10Or I strangle you.
00:11:14Only.
00:11:15Only you.
00:11:17Who trusts it.
00:11:29You.
00:11:30How dare you.
00:11:31Your majesty.
00:11:33Your heart is so hard.
00:11:35But.
00:11:38I really need someone like you.
00:11:46Your majesty.
00:11:47The Jin have signed the treaty.
00:11:49You have these cities.
00:11:51But they will trouble us again.
00:11:53We should have a plan as soon as possible.
00:11:56My general Sima, what's your opinion?
00:11:58In my opinion, we should have a war with the Jin.
00:12:01For the forever peace.
00:12:02Our Dazhou just founded 13 years ago.
00:12:06We don't have a solid foundation.
00:12:08So we should work hard and wait.
00:12:11Seems like she wants to have a war.
00:12:13Silence.
00:12:14These cities, you want them for me.
00:12:17What you see?
00:12:18Your majesty.
00:12:19I really appreciate.
00:12:20I'm just a eunuch.
00:12:22I can't talk about politics.
00:12:24If they cheat, we should fight.
00:12:26Eunuch.
00:12:27You know nothing.
00:12:28Dare to say it.
00:12:30You idiot.
00:12:31Shut your mouth up.
00:12:33Our prime minister.
00:12:34Forgive him.
00:12:37Well.
00:12:38I'm tired.
00:12:39Dismiss now.
00:12:40This cabinet.
00:12:42Only you knows me well.
00:12:44Well.
00:12:45General Sima also wants war with the Jin.
00:12:49The Jin is rich in iron ore.
00:12:51And go the north side this year.
00:12:53Alert the casting.
00:12:55In a short time.
00:12:56The Jin will be unbroken.
00:12:58And then be ready to the south.
00:13:01Or Zhou will be conquered.
00:13:04Your majesty.
00:13:05Winning a battle.
00:13:06Doesn't have to be through the swords.
00:13:08What do you mean?
00:13:10Is there an uniter and carbon in this palace?
00:13:14Why?
00:13:15Trust me.
00:13:16You will see.
00:13:18Empress Yu Chang bless to seek help from the gods.
00:13:21She has them.
00:13:23If you can come back tonight.
00:13:25You will get them.
00:13:26The fucking empress again.
00:13:28So.
00:13:29I'm regretting.
00:13:30Don't like killing you.
00:13:33I don't like killing you.
00:13:36I prefer poison.
00:13:37It doesn't hurt me.
00:13:41Sly.
00:13:43Come to my room tonight.
00:13:44I will do make up for you.
00:13:53Genius.
00:13:56You.
00:13:57With my technique.
00:14:01That's perfect.
00:14:03I think so.
00:14:06Why not.
00:14:07Be my.
00:14:08Girlfriend.
00:14:11I will consider it.
00:14:12If you can come back tonight.
00:14:18So I consider.
00:14:20You do agree.
00:14:21Get out.
00:14:22Don't let the empress wait.
00:14:24So I think we have a deal.
00:14:26If I can come back in one piece tonight.
00:14:29You will be mine.
00:14:30If so.
00:14:31I am the emperor.
00:14:33Who is busy.
00:14:34I have court every morning.
00:14:36I don't have time being with you.
00:14:39So.
00:14:42I will cancel it.
00:14:51Yun Shang.
00:14:56Yun Shang.
00:15:14Your majesty.
00:15:15Your majesty, come to me.
00:15:28She took Aphrodisiac.
00:15:29We are married for a long time.
00:15:30You never come and care me.
00:15:31Do you remember?
00:15:32We are spouses.
00:15:33Yun Shang.
00:15:34Don't do that.
00:15:35Tonight is so beautiful and short.
00:15:44Why don't we get high together?
00:15:51Fuck.
00:15:52I really should do that?
00:15:54It's my first time.
00:15:55I think giving it to that girl is better.
00:15:59I'm sorry Shanshan. I'm sorry Shanshan.
00:16:17Your majesty, you're so bad. All night you can't get into my body.
00:16:27This can't be, can't be my fault. You're so narrow and nervous.
00:16:35Your majesty, I was wrong. I thought you don't want to see me because you're ill.
00:16:43I'll not try it again tonight.
00:16:46That's great.
00:16:52Your majesty, I think your voice become rougher and your back become stronger.
00:16:58Fuck, I stayed here all night. The makeup is messed up. I have to go.
00:17:05Ah, because, it's because I'm so tired. Tonight I'm not here. I'm busy. I want to sleep alone.
00:17:16Your majesty, what's the matter with you?
00:17:21Yun Shang, no longer eat that anymore. They're toxic.
00:17:25I eat them because I want to keep myself forever young to be with you.
00:17:29If you want less, I have other ways. These pills, stop eating them.
00:17:35Bring the brimstone and the knight to my place.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:41Don't ask. After we defeat Ji, I will give you credit.
00:17:47After we kill Ji, do you want to battle with them?
00:17:52Damn it, fuck. This woman is the daughter of the prime minister. He is a pigeon.
00:17:59This is none of your business. Trust me and stay in your place. Get it?
00:18:04Yes.
00:18:06I gotta go.
00:18:07Your majesty, one more thing.
00:18:09What?
00:18:11I think that the son of former emperor is alive and he's in the palace.
00:18:17Your majesty.
00:18:19Ah, this guy.
00:18:24How dare to be in my place. If I catch him, I'll cut his dick and make him a eunuch.
00:18:32Ah, fucking hell.
00:18:37Maybe it's that old man and he knows something.
00:18:41What do you know? Say it.
00:18:43Your majesty, why are you dressing like that?
00:18:51Say it now.
00:18:52Nothing more. She's smart. I am smarter or I failed.
00:19:02You and her slept together.
00:19:05Fuck no.
00:19:06So the lamp was on all night and your body shook all night. Why?
00:19:11Your majesty, you had nothing to do, huh? You stayed all night there.
00:19:16Fuck no.
00:19:17How dare you. I costed you too much.
00:19:20You think I won't kill you?
00:19:22You woman. Why you always want to be a killer? If I die, how lonely will you be?
00:19:31Yes.
00:19:33Your majesty. You idiot. Fool. Kneel down now. If not, I will kill you.
00:19:43Your majesty, should I do that?
00:19:48Unnecessary. She's new here. Never mind.
00:19:51Why did you come to me?
00:19:54Time for the morning session.
00:19:56Who the fuck started the morning session?
00:19:58The sun just rised.
00:20:00This is unreasonable. Fuck this man.
00:20:03Your majesty, don't say that.
00:20:06Listen. Move the morning session to the afternoon and have two days break in five.
00:20:11Seek in the military camp all the people and bring me an armorer.
00:20:15Tell him to bring his best armor.
00:20:17Your majesty, are you okay?
00:20:19If you are not going, you will not be okay.
00:20:22I'm an idiot. I'm wrong. I will do it.
00:20:27I can't do this, but you made it. How brave.
00:20:31Well, then, no more morning sessions.
00:20:35Even you come back alive. I'm the emperor. Very busy.
00:20:39And I have to work. Really have no time for you.
00:20:43Can't do it. I make you gunpowder to defeat Jin.
00:20:49Huh. That's what you want.
00:20:52You. Go to the studio. Kneel down for five hours.
00:20:5675% niter. 10% brain stone.
00:21:00Doesn't matter.
00:21:0375% niter. 10% brain stone. 15% carbon.
00:21:11Extinct.
00:21:12Just to hear you say it. If you cannot make it, if not, I will kill you.
00:21:19Your majesty, trust me.
00:21:24The Europe used this to kill the knights of the nobles and got their castles.
00:21:30Your majesty, the man you want is here.
00:21:34Well, thank you.
00:21:36No big deal.
00:21:37Start it.
00:21:39Of course.
00:21:43Just this?
00:21:45What do you mean?
00:21:46Disappointed. I'm so disappointed to you.
00:21:49How could it be? I am the emperor.
00:21:53What do you mean?
00:21:54Disappointed. I'm so disappointed to you.
00:21:57How could it be?
00:21:58I am the best armor of Dazhou.
00:22:01I'm just telling the truth.
00:22:03Your silly armor will be in pieces by one shot of my gun.
00:22:09Really?
00:22:11You're kidding.
00:22:13This one can break the hardest weapon in our jail.
00:22:17Your majesty, although this one looks weird and small.
00:22:22But I'm telling you, this one is the best of this time.
00:22:27What's its name?
00:22:28Shotgun.
00:22:29Gunpowder.
00:22:32Your majesty, don't point it to me. It's my gun.
00:22:35It's my gun.
00:22:36It's my gun.
00:22:37It's my gun.
00:22:38It's my gun.
00:22:39It's my gun.
00:22:40Your majesty, don't point it to me. It's dangerous.
00:22:43You? You are scared. Tell me.
00:22:47I can't say. I just learned the knowledge and the theory from my textbook.
00:22:50And with my own research, I made it by luck.
00:22:53While I had a dream recently, a god told me that he likes me and taught me how to make it.
00:22:59Show up.
00:23:07Why you stand up?
00:23:08Your majesty, time's up.
00:23:15Your majesty, you see, I made you this sick thing.
00:23:19Are you gonna give me something good in return?
00:23:22What do you want?
00:23:24I want...
00:23:30Your first time.
00:23:34Well...
00:23:35Your majesty, you agreed?
00:23:39Let's see how hard your gun is.
00:23:42Here.
00:23:45Really?
00:23:46Okay.
00:23:48But outside, people will see it.
00:23:50You are right!
00:23:53Ah! You jerk! Stop!
00:23:57Your majesty, you said you want to see my gun, so I just...
00:24:00I didn't say this gun. I meant this.
00:24:05Ah!
00:24:06Your majesty, as you want to see the gun, I will show you either of them.
00:24:12You! Get out!
00:24:15It seems you don't really want to hurt me.
00:24:20Never mind. My face is yours.
00:24:23Your majesty, remember, never point the gun to the allies.
00:24:36What if I say no?
00:24:38Ah! Your majesty, this is no joke!
00:24:43So, you think I will kill you?
00:24:47Of course. You don't want to kill me.
00:24:51After all, only I know how to make the gunpowder and the shotgun.
00:24:55Even if the emperor doesn't love me,
00:24:57he shall still love me.
00:25:00After all, only I know how to make the gunpowder and the shotgun.
00:25:03Even if the emperor doesn't love me,
00:25:05he shall spare my life for the guns.
00:25:08Smart!
00:25:10Come!
00:25:13Your majesty!
00:25:14Listen!
00:25:15Buy Sopho, Niter, and Carbon.
00:25:18Follow Xiao Linzi to make gunpowder.
00:25:20And let the military make weapons.
00:25:23Yes!
00:25:25Your majesty, this shotgun is just an experiment.
00:25:29If we use good iron, it's gonna be so sick.
00:25:33Good. Let's do this.
00:25:35Tomorrow, I will let him show up.
00:25:39He's a real man.
00:25:40These women can break all this.
00:25:43Man, looks like when Yun Shang is pregnant,
00:25:58I'm gonna be the emperor's father-in-law.
00:26:01Still, the things Jin offers me are far more attractive.
00:26:08Go!
00:26:09Tell the mansion Jiang Nan,
00:26:11I want to see the flood.
00:26:16What happened?
00:26:17Are you thinking about Yun Shang?
00:26:22How did you know, your majesty?
00:26:24I almost believe in your words.
00:26:26Men are dogs.
00:26:28Get out!
00:26:29I don't want to see it.
00:26:32Don't say that.
00:26:34I don't want to see it, your majesty.
00:26:37Don't do that.
00:26:39I admit, I was thinking of the empress.
00:26:42But I swear, I wasn't thinking the thing happened with her last night.
00:26:47Besides, I thought I have completed your mission of deceiving her.
00:26:52And she do believes you're a man.
00:26:55So, shouldn't I get some rewards from you?
00:27:00What?
00:27:03Well, I won't.
00:27:06I think, you know it clearly.
00:27:11You bastard.
00:27:13How dare you.
00:27:29You help me?
00:27:31Sure thing.
00:27:32At your service.
00:27:43Oh my fucking god.
00:27:45She's so good.
00:27:46I'm so tired.
00:27:51But she is so beautiful.
00:27:53It's worth it.
00:27:56Your majesty.
00:27:58Our military now have the shotgun.
00:28:01The cities of Jin will be ruined in minutes.
00:28:04God bless.
00:28:05God bless.
00:28:06I'm blessing you guys actually.
00:28:08Good.
00:28:09I give you 30,000 soldiers and forces.
00:28:12In 30 days, conquer Izumi, Sparrow, Simon.
00:28:15Can you do that?
00:28:1830,000?
00:28:20But Jin.
00:28:2130,000?
00:28:23But Jin.
00:28:24They have a million soldiers.
00:28:29You are famous of using soldiers.
00:28:32We have gunpowder.
00:28:33If you can't do that, what's your value for me?
00:28:36Come on.
00:28:37Do you have shotguns?
00:28:38But not missiles.
00:28:39Silly emperor.
00:28:40She wants to weaken the rise of them.
00:28:42But too rush.
00:28:43Your majesty, you're right.
00:28:45Si Ma Qing.
00:28:47You are a general.
00:28:48It's your duty to win the war.
00:28:50And the prime minister doesn't want war.
00:28:53Why is he helping the emperor?
00:28:55Your majesty.
00:28:57Bad news.
00:28:58Your majesty.
00:28:59Bad news.
00:29:00Them crossed in Jiangnan.
00:29:02What?
00:29:03Really?
00:29:06What?
00:29:07Really?
00:29:08Just now.
00:29:09Quick report from far away.
00:29:12Of course it's real.
00:29:20If so.
00:29:22It's not the time to launch a war.
00:29:25Right.
00:29:26I agree with the prime minister.
00:29:28If so.
00:29:29There will be famine.
00:29:30People lost their home.
00:29:32If we start a war now.
00:29:34I'm afraid.
00:29:35Well.
00:29:36We talk about it later.
00:29:38To deal with the flood.
00:29:39What's your plan?
00:29:41The minister of registration said.
00:29:44This year is bad.
00:29:45People harvest little.
00:29:47We don't have enough food.
00:29:49Even if we give it all to Jiangnan.
00:29:51It won't help anyway.
00:29:53So.
00:29:54No more ideas.
00:29:55I have a plan.
00:29:57It's you again.
00:29:58This matters a lot.
00:30:00There's no place for eunuch.
00:30:02Well.
00:30:03I think.
00:30:04It's alright to let him talk.
00:30:06Ah.
00:30:07But my plan.
00:30:08Can only tell the emperor.
00:30:15Good.
00:30:16Good.
00:30:17Good.
00:30:19Lin Xiang is the first minister.
00:30:22With the honest war.
00:30:29Going to Jiangnan.
00:30:31Lin Xiang.
00:30:32I'm going with you.
00:30:40Mr. Li.
00:30:41Is everything ready?
00:30:43No worries.
00:30:44I have told the family to behave these days.
00:30:47Please.
00:30:50Eunuch Lin came here from far away.
00:30:53We gonna let him suffer.
00:30:55But don't too much.
00:30:57The prime minister means moderate.
00:30:59Yes.
00:31:01Imperial commissioner is here.
00:31:07Deputy minister of finance Zhao Lun.
00:31:09Come to greet master Lin.
00:31:12Magistrate of Lingzhou.
00:31:13Li Hao.
00:31:14Come to greet master Lin.
00:31:17Master Lin.
00:31:19Catch me now.
00:31:20Come on.
00:31:21I'm here.
00:31:23I'm coming.
00:31:24Come on.
00:31:25Master Lin.
00:31:26Naughty.
00:31:27Come on.
00:31:28Master Lin.
00:31:29I'm gonna eat you.
00:31:30I'm here.
00:31:31Waiting for you.
00:31:32Master Lin.
00:31:33Hey.
00:31:34Hey.
00:31:35I got you.
00:31:36You are here.
00:31:37Your majesty.
00:31:41Get out.
00:31:42Get out.
00:31:45Your majesty.
00:31:48Idiot.
00:31:49I thought you are the only good man in the palace.
00:31:53But you are the same.
00:31:54You don't work.
00:31:56But play with girls.
00:31:57Your majesty.
00:31:58You got me wrong.
00:32:00I'm doing this because I want to solve the problem.
00:32:03I'm here for work.
00:32:04You see me as an idiot?
00:32:05And just think about it.
00:32:07The flood in Jiangnan made the people suffer.
00:32:11Even the rich people they can save their money.
00:32:13So those people who come here at the moment.
00:32:17Have some problems.
00:32:24Your majesty.
00:32:25You always want to know why the funds and the food disappear.
00:32:29Right?
00:32:30This is our chance.
00:32:41Come on.
00:32:43You want my girl?
00:32:44Listen.
00:32:45In Lingzhou.
00:32:46Nobody dares to mess with me.
00:32:48Liu Hao is now so arrogant.
00:32:50He dares to do that.
00:32:51Because his father Liu Xian is behind him.
00:32:53Now we have flood in Jiangnan.
00:32:54Liu Xian got all the food in Liuzhou.
00:32:56Collaborated with corrupted officials.
00:32:59See.
00:33:00That's our opportunity.
00:33:05You gonna suffer.
00:33:09So you know.
00:33:10Who is the boss in Lingzhou.
00:33:16Fuck.
00:33:26What the fuck now?
00:33:46Stay there.
00:33:47I'm the biggest son of the Liu.
00:33:49Liu Hao.
00:33:50You hurt me.
00:33:51My father will kill you.
00:33:53Don't move.
00:33:54Don't move.
00:33:56Liu Hao.
00:33:57Kill me?
00:34:00Who dares to hurt my son?
00:34:02If he's hurt.
00:34:03I'm gonna kill your family.
00:34:07My boy.
00:34:08You really got hurt.
00:34:11Dad.
00:34:15Revenge.
00:34:17Come.
00:34:21Catch them.
00:34:23Put them into my dungeon.
00:34:25I'm gonna make them prefer to die.
00:34:36Who the hell is here?
00:34:37Dare to disturb my time.
00:34:39Mr. Li.
00:34:40Come.
00:34:41Kill him.
00:34:42For my boy.
00:34:43Greatest killer.
00:34:44Li Tianba.
00:34:45Kill the tiger after drinking.
00:34:46Got the enemy flag with that weapon.
00:34:48Doesn't it belongs to the government?
00:34:50Why is he working for the family Liu?
00:34:52Li Tianba.
00:34:53Li Tianba.
00:34:54As a soldier in the army.
00:34:56The government feeds you.
00:34:57How dare you to work for family Liu?
00:35:00Son.
00:35:01It's none of your business.
00:35:02You gonna die anyway.
00:35:10Go to hell.
00:35:11Today.
00:35:12Your head is mine.
00:35:13Li Tianba.
00:35:14You're just level six official.
00:35:16Dare to touch me.
00:35:17You gonna die.
00:35:18Open your fucking eyes and see.
00:35:20What is this?
00:35:23Imperial token.
00:35:25You are the imperial commissioner.
00:35:29Ladies and gentlemen.
00:35:31Today I'm here.
00:35:32Just for three things.
00:35:34First.
00:35:35Justice.
00:35:36Second.
00:35:37Justice.
00:35:38Third.
00:35:39Still fucking justice.
00:35:42Mr. Commissioner.
00:35:43You gonna speak for us.
00:35:44Liu Xian and his son took the food of disaster relief.
00:35:47Making our people in Lingzhou hungry and suffered.
00:35:50Please help us.
00:35:53Shit commissioner.
00:35:54Mr. Li.
00:35:55Don't trust this jerk.
00:35:56The commissioner sent by the government.
00:35:58Is a eunuch of imperial.
00:36:00But you.
00:36:01You have Adam's apple.
00:36:04And manly voice.
00:36:06Obviously you are a man.
00:36:08You idiot.
00:36:09You dare to take the name of the commissioner.
00:36:12Get down your clothes.
00:36:14And we'll know.
00:36:15All right.
00:36:16All right.
00:36:17I will do it.
00:36:18But Mr. Liu.
00:36:19Think about it.
00:36:20Humiliating government official in public.
00:36:22Is a capital crime for all your family.
00:36:25Do it.
00:36:26Father.
00:36:27Do it.
00:36:29Do it.
00:36:33Mr. Liu.
00:36:34Please.
00:36:36Mr. Liu.
00:36:37Please.
00:36:54Liu Xian.
00:36:56Come to greet the commissioner.
00:37:00Mr. Li.
00:37:01Let's go.
00:37:02Go.
00:37:03Mr. Liu.
00:37:04Mr. Liu.
00:37:05You can't.
00:37:06The people here accuse you to take the food of disaster relief.
00:37:09I'm gonna check it now.
00:37:11Monster commissioner.
00:37:12Gonna check me.
00:37:14Right.
00:37:17No problem.
00:37:19Let's see.
00:37:20If you can do it or not.
00:37:28Haven't you already told family Liu.
00:37:30Why they still being caught by master Lin.
00:37:32I never thought.
00:37:33You know clean way to the brothel.
00:37:37You two.
00:37:38We are colleagues.
00:37:40We all work for the emperor.
00:37:42Don't make us hard.
00:37:44Right.
00:37:45Right.
00:37:46You are right.
00:37:47So tell me.
00:37:48Were you collaborating with Liu Xian.
00:37:50If I check it out later.
00:37:51It's gonna be embarrassing.
00:37:52Never.
00:37:53No.
00:37:54What if that's so.
00:37:56Liu Xian.
00:37:57How about.
00:37:58Why are you still standing.
00:37:59Not kneeling down.
00:38:03I have bachelor's degree.
00:38:05According to the law.
00:38:06I don't have to.
00:38:07If not guilty.
00:38:08Selling the food for disaster relief.
00:38:10Getting money from the disaster.
00:38:11You said you're not guilty.
00:38:12My family.
00:38:13Have the official certificate.
00:38:16And sell official food from the farmer.
00:38:19Why you discredit me.
00:38:20I'm afraid.
00:38:22I let you lose your money.
00:38:24So you want to kill me.
00:38:28You accuse me first.
00:38:29Come.
00:38:30Thrash him twenty.
00:38:34Master Lin.
00:38:35I have bachelor's degree.
00:38:37You can't do it.
00:38:39Don't say that anymore.
00:38:42Do it.
00:38:44Master Lin.
00:38:45You can't.
00:38:46You can't.
00:38:47We will die if we break the law.
00:38:49I'm the commissioner.
00:38:50And I can't do it.
00:38:51Who the fuck make the law.
00:38:54Master commissioner.
00:38:55Go back and see the law.
00:38:56Then check me later.
00:38:58See you around.
00:39:00Stay there.
00:39:01Master.
00:39:02So.
00:39:03Anything else.
00:39:05You really think I never check you huh.
00:39:07Come on.
00:39:08Get family news account books.
00:39:16We already got hundreds of accountants work for him.
00:39:19If he checks.
00:39:20He won't get anything.
00:39:22Master.
00:39:23You want to check my account books now.
00:39:26Any problems.
00:39:27You should go see a doctor.
00:39:29And check your brain.
00:39:31Come.
00:39:32Go find me ten accountants.
00:39:34Master.
00:39:35This.
00:39:36What.
00:39:37What.
00:39:38What.
00:39:39What.
00:39:40All the accountants of Lin Zhou.
00:39:42Belong to me.
00:39:44Master.
00:39:45Who do you want.
00:39:51You still want to check.
00:39:53If not.
00:39:54I will kill you.
00:39:55You still want to check.
00:39:56If not.
00:39:57I gotta go.
00:39:59Say something.
00:40:01Good idea.
00:40:03If there is no accountants.
00:40:04So bring me some kids that read books.
00:40:07If there is no accountants.
00:40:09So bring me some kids that read books.
00:40:11Let children do this.
00:40:15Joke.
00:40:16What a joke.
00:40:17Master Lin.
00:40:18You are the commissioner.
00:40:20Don't lose face of the imperial court.
00:40:22If you can't do this.
00:40:23Just let him go.
00:40:25We'll think about it later.
00:40:30My lord.
00:40:31Not easy to do that.
00:40:33Trust me.
00:40:35You guys.
00:40:36Move.
00:40:37All right.
00:40:40You want the kids to do this.
00:40:42I.
00:40:43Will stay with you.
00:40:45How kind are you.
00:40:46I'm gonna be kind too.
00:40:48Come.
00:40:49Give him a seat.
00:40:51My lord.
00:40:52What's this.
00:40:53Multiplication table.
00:40:55What's that.
00:40:57Come.
00:40:58Listen.
00:40:59Nine plus nine.
00:41:00Plus nine.
00:41:01Equals.
00:41:05Twenty seven.
00:41:07You didn't use the abacus.
00:41:09How can you do this.
00:41:11That's multiplication table.
00:41:14Kids.
00:41:15I'll give you an hour.
00:41:17Who can recite all the things from the paper.
00:41:19Will get the gold.
00:41:24Fucking idiot.
00:41:28Kids.
00:41:29You ready.
00:41:30Yes.
00:41:32Good.
00:41:33Now listen.
00:41:34Five times nine equals.
00:41:36Forty five.
00:41:37Eight times eight.
00:41:39Sixty four.
00:41:41Nine times nine.
00:41:42Eighty one.
00:41:43What.
00:41:44Without abacus.
00:41:45How do they do that.
00:41:47It's show time.
00:41:50Kids.
00:41:51Use the formulas you recited.
00:41:54Recalculate those account books.
00:41:56This money.
00:41:57Will be yours.
00:41:58Kids.
00:41:59Kids.
00:42:00Kids.
00:42:22My lord.
00:42:23We have finished.
00:42:25Liu sold the food for one thousand two hundred tons.
00:42:28Sixty million yuan illegal.
00:42:31Please check.
00:42:32My lord.
00:42:34Bullshit.
00:42:35You.
00:42:36You set me up.
00:42:38Liu family hurt the people and cheat the emperor.
00:42:41Threaten fifty and let to the cell.
00:42:43Then to the supreme court.
00:42:55Master Zhao.
00:42:56Master Li.
00:42:57Save me.
00:43:05Master Zhao.
00:43:06Master Zhao.
00:43:07I have worked for prime minister for so many years.
00:43:11I deserve some credit for hard work.
00:43:13If not for merit.
00:43:14Master Zhao.
00:43:19Prime minister wants you to die.
00:43:20No one can save.
00:43:22Master Liu.
00:43:23Master prime minister.
00:43:25Doesn't need you anymore.
00:43:34You have known that.
00:43:35Zhao Yun and Li Hao have done wrong.
00:43:37Why not investigate them?
00:43:38Government allocate funds.
00:43:40Tens of thousands every year.
00:43:41They are not important.
00:43:43Most of the money were not embezzled by them.
00:43:45To cure disease.
00:43:46We should look into the root.
00:43:47Not only symptoms.
00:43:49Only you have the weight of words.
00:43:51How about take the emperor's piss?
00:43:52I like to be the emperor.
00:43:53Hard work.
00:43:54Must attend imperial court every morning.
00:43:56Exhausted.
00:43:57But.
00:43:58What?
00:43:59I could be the man of the emperor.
00:44:04I could be the man of the emperor.
00:44:07There is no man in the palace.
00:44:09Only eunuchs.
00:44:10You want to be with me forever.
00:44:12What about to be a real eunuch?
00:44:23You look clean.
00:44:24Royal inspector.
00:44:26Do you admit your crime?
00:44:28I don't.
00:44:29You tell me.
00:44:30What did I commit?
00:44:31Can't call it crime.
00:44:32Of killing people.
00:44:34Master Li.
00:44:35It's not me who put the poison.
00:44:37I also know who is the real murderer.
00:44:42You must provide evidence in the court.
00:44:44You want evidence?
00:44:45Guards come in.
00:44:47Bring a silver needle to me.
00:44:52Since people is poisoned.
00:44:54Then when the dead body is touched by the silver needle.
00:44:56It will be blackened.
00:44:58Just as.
00:45:01This.
00:45:11If the needle doesn't touch the poison.
00:45:13Nothing will change.
00:45:14Nothing will change.
00:45:22You two masters.
00:45:24This.
00:45:25Is the evidence.
00:45:29What does this mean?
00:45:31Idiot.
00:45:34The silver needle touching the dead body.
00:45:36Will be blackened.
00:45:38But when inserting into the stomach.
00:45:40Nothing changed.
00:45:42This prove.
00:45:43Not poisonous.
00:45:44But the ball hole in the congee.
00:45:46You.
00:45:47You little maidservant.
00:45:49How dare you to blame me.
00:45:51Master Li.
00:45:52As far as I know.
00:45:54These chopsticks and bones.
00:45:56Are provided by you.
00:45:58This must be.
00:46:00Misunderstanding.
00:46:02Just misunderstanding.
00:46:04Li Hao.
00:46:05How dare you.
00:46:06Attack court magistrate on purpose.
00:46:08Do you admit your crime?
00:46:09The fact is.
00:46:14Murder.
00:46:15Murder.
00:46:31This knife is made by exquisite skills.
00:46:34Must not made in a common workshop.
00:46:36Master Zhao.
00:46:38Do you know.
00:46:39Who is the person behind Master Li?
00:46:41You know clearly.
00:46:42I always keep loyal.
00:46:44To the emperor.
00:46:45Enough.
00:46:46Now there's a homicide case.
00:46:48It's not safe here.
00:46:49Prepare a carriage.
00:46:50I want to return to the palace.
00:46:54Master prime minister.
00:46:56This guy is very tricky.
00:46:57You shouldn't save him.
00:46:59Then what's your idea?
00:47:00What do you think I should do?
00:47:02Kill him.
00:47:03Kill.
00:47:04Bullshit you idiot.
00:47:05Get away from me.
00:47:13Tell the Jiangnan court.
00:47:15This disaster.
00:47:16There's no need to be relieved.
00:47:18Yes.
00:47:26Jin Dynasty move forward further 20 miles.
00:47:29Great general.
00:47:30What measures do you get?
00:47:32Your majesty.
00:47:33If you ask me.
00:47:34Fight as you say.
00:47:35Don't allow the spirit of the enemy.
00:47:37And reduce our own courage.
00:47:39Si Ma Qing is loyal.
00:47:40I should not suspect him too much.
00:47:42Prime minister.
00:47:43You say.
00:47:45Your majesty.
00:47:46The enemy should die.
00:47:48I agree to launch the war.
00:47:50Yun Shifu.
00:47:51This old dog.
00:47:52Why suddenly changed?
00:47:54Surprised me with his acts.
00:47:56He agrees with Si Ma Qing.
00:47:57Wants to fight.
00:47:59Wrong.
00:48:02Your majesty.
00:48:03Jiangnan flood is just revealed a little.
00:48:06People just began to look forward in the future.
00:48:08If to start a war now.
00:48:10There will be complaints all around.
00:48:12Yun Shifu.
00:48:13You are wrong.
00:48:14Since ancient times.
00:48:15Where there is a country.
00:48:16There is a home.
00:48:17Should not let the Jin soldier.
00:48:19Approach the border of our country.
00:48:21You can't.
00:48:22I have an idea.
00:48:24Without the war.
00:48:25We can also drive off.
00:48:26A million boat soldiers.
00:48:29Yun Shifu.
00:48:30Said without the war.
00:48:32We could also repel off.
00:48:33A million elite troops.
00:48:35Your majesty.
00:48:36Elite troops.
00:48:40Even the saint.
00:48:41Can't say such words.
00:48:43Yun Shifu.
00:48:44Your joke.
00:48:45Is too much.
00:48:46The nation's dynasty.
00:48:47Is not a game to play.
00:48:49Listen to me.
00:48:50Take back what you said just now.
00:48:52Otherwise.
00:48:53You will be accused of cheating the emperor.
00:48:54Cheating the emperor.
00:48:56Who am I cheating?
00:48:57Who am I cheating?
00:48:59I really have an idea.
00:49:01I am also curious.
00:49:02Go ahead.
00:49:03Tell us.
00:49:04What's the good idea?
00:49:05War between big countries.
00:49:07Logistics is the most essential.
00:49:09The party which is short of food and water.
00:49:11Will lose.
00:49:12What I mean is that.
00:49:13We could burn their granary down.
00:49:15You know clean.
00:49:16Do you know where Jin's granary is?
00:49:18It's the rear area of Paris.
00:49:20If you want to burn down their granary.
00:49:22You should break through.
00:49:2320 lines of defense.
00:49:25I am afraid.
00:49:26Before you see the granary.
00:49:28Your head is already been on the ground.
00:49:30Oh.
00:49:31I am so scared.
00:49:32From which air.
00:49:33You heard that.
00:49:34I am gonna go there.
00:49:35To burn it down.
00:49:36Your majesty.
00:49:37I will not waste any soldier.
00:49:41We don't even need to get out of the city gate.
00:49:46Since you know clean is so self-confident.
00:49:48Let us widen our vision.
00:49:50Then try.
00:49:51Come.
00:49:59Go.
00:50:01Your majesty.
00:50:02All is arranged.
00:50:03Let's go to the imperial garden and see.
00:50:05All the beloved officials.
00:50:07Go with me.
00:50:23What happens next.
00:50:24Will beyond your recognition.
00:50:26But don't panic.
00:50:27It's not witchcraft.
00:50:29Or immortal method.
00:50:31It is.
00:50:32Science.
00:50:45Little Lin.
00:50:46How did you make it.
00:50:50Your majesty.
00:50:51This is the principle of convex mirror.
00:50:53It can focus the light in the air together.
00:50:55And form a point of high temperature.
00:50:57You just use this principle I told you.
00:50:59Make a bigger crystal.
00:51:00And put it on the city wall.
00:51:01And place it on the granary of Jin people.
00:51:03It will be burned down.
00:51:05General Sima.
00:51:06Listen to the order.
00:51:07Produce giant crystal immediately.
00:51:09In three days.
00:51:10I want to burn down Jin people's granary.
00:51:12Master prime minister.
00:51:14The guy Lin Xiao is so tricky.
00:51:16We must get rid of him.
00:51:18I got a good idea.
00:51:19Go ahead.
00:51:20In two days.
00:51:21What with the 70th birthday of the elder empress Dowager.
00:51:23She's temper.
00:51:25As you know.
00:51:26Is changeable.
00:51:28If ask Lin Xiao.
00:51:29To handle the birthday banquet.
00:51:30He causes the elder empress Dowager lose her face.
00:51:32He.
00:51:33Lin Xiao.
00:51:34Will be destined to die.
00:51:36Fine.
00:51:37Good idea.
00:51:38You are meritorious.
00:51:39Get the rewards.
00:51:42Master prime minister.
00:51:43I will be your dog from now on.
00:51:45Enough.
00:51:46Get away.
00:51:58Or.
00:52:00When she is asleep.
00:52:18Come in.
00:52:26You know clearly.
00:52:27What's your matter.
00:52:28Your majesty.
00:52:29Something happen in Linzhou city.
00:52:32Let me in.
00:52:33Let us in.
00:52:38Hello countrymen.
00:52:39Although we sisters.
00:52:40Are of humble origins.
00:52:43But we are law abiding citizens.
00:52:45We come here.
00:52:46Surround the country street.
00:52:47For couple days.
00:52:48For the purpose of nothing.
00:52:49But asking a question for master.
00:52:51Are we courses life.
00:52:52Can be called life.
00:52:54Today.
00:52:55If master.
00:52:56Can not give us an answer.
00:52:57Me.
00:52:58Yuzhu.
00:52:59Will kill myself here.
00:53:01Wait.
00:53:04What for.
00:53:05This is for what.
00:53:07Your parents gave your life.
00:53:08To commit suicide.
00:53:09You are disgraceful.
00:53:11Master.
00:53:12Don't blame them.
00:53:28Is Yanru.
00:53:29The best courtesan.
00:53:30Of Zuihua tower.
00:53:32We have no ideas.
00:53:38The relieved disaster master.
00:53:40Made a scene in Zuihua tower.
00:53:42Executed Lu Xian and his son.
00:53:43It should be the good news.
00:53:45Then now.
00:53:46Rumors circulated that.
00:53:48Who are there to entertain.
00:53:49Our Zuihua tower.
00:53:51Will be the next father.
00:53:52And son of Lu.
00:53:53Now.
00:53:54Let's go.
00:53:56Or stay at home.
00:53:57Or leave Linzhou.
00:53:58To other places.
00:53:59Looking for fun.
00:54:00We sisters.
00:54:01From Zuihua tower.
00:54:02Will die of the hunger.
00:54:03Liberate courtesan.
00:54:04And give them new jobs.
00:54:06I kind of read this.
00:54:07From the history book.
00:54:09Master.
00:54:10Please do us justice.
00:54:12Sisters beauties.
00:54:13Please rise.
00:54:14As for this matter.
00:54:15I will do your justice.
00:54:21I gave you money.
00:54:22And you spent it to the prostitute.
00:54:25You got me wrong.
00:54:26I don't want to do that.
00:54:28I take care of the empress.
00:54:29And I'm already so busy.
00:54:31I don't have time for more women.
00:54:33So.
00:54:34You enjoy sleeping with the empress.
00:54:35What?
00:54:37You women are so annoying.
00:54:39Annoying?
00:54:40Good.
00:54:41Now you tell me why.
00:54:43Or I cut your dick.
00:54:46Trained prostitutes.
00:54:47First.
00:54:48For our soldiers.
00:54:49Second.
00:54:50For our people.
00:54:51To cheer them up.
00:54:53Not only show your generosity.
00:54:55But also improve their working enthusiasm.
00:54:57Isn't it a good idea?
00:55:00Why you didn't say that just now?
00:55:02You think I'm not gonna listen to you?
00:55:05You don't say.
00:55:06Good.
00:55:07So you can run it for a month.
00:55:10If you can't make it like what you said.
00:55:12Their salary.
00:55:13Will be cost from yours.
00:55:17My god.
00:55:18You brutal capitalist.
00:55:19You.
00:55:20Your majesty.
00:55:21Long live.
00:55:22For ten thousand years.
00:55:34What does Liu Yanzu look like?
00:55:38Better than me?
00:55:51Stop.
00:55:52Stop.
00:55:53Stop.
00:55:54Sir.
00:55:55What happened?
00:55:56Aren't we good?
00:55:57You are not hot.
00:55:58Hot?
00:55:59Right.
00:56:00Cooker.
00:56:01Give Mr. Lin some hot pepper.
00:56:03Yuzhu.
00:56:04Don't be silly.
00:56:05The hot is not hot pepper.
00:56:08It should be a feeling.
00:56:10It's a feeling.
00:56:11It's enjoyable.
00:56:12It's a feeling.
00:56:13It's a feeling.
00:56:14It's a feeling.
00:56:15It's a feeling.
00:56:16It's a feeling.
00:56:17It's a feeling.
00:56:18It's a feeling.
00:56:19It's a feeling.
00:56:20It's enjoyable.
00:56:21It's a visual impact.
00:56:23You danced well.
00:56:25But so elegant.
00:56:26It's alright for the nobles.
00:56:29But we are facing the soldiers from the front line.
00:56:32They can't enjoy this.
00:56:34So.
00:56:35What kind of dance shall we have?
00:56:39Black PJ.
00:56:42I have no idea.
00:56:44Large pendulum.
00:56:46No.
00:56:47Train driving.
00:56:49I don't know.
00:56:50Shooting plane.
00:56:55Seems that I can teach you by my own.
00:57:00Babies.
00:57:01Are you ready?
00:57:02We are ready.
00:57:06Like this.
00:57:11Right.
00:57:14Yeah.
00:57:15That's it.
00:57:18Let's go.
00:57:36Fantastic, babies.
00:57:38Sir.
00:57:39Our dance movement doesn't fit the music.
00:57:43The music?
00:57:44That's my duty.
00:57:45Babies.
00:57:46Don't look down at them.
00:57:47They are geniuses.
00:57:48I carefully chose.
00:57:49Sister.
00:57:50Just now when we dance.
00:57:51The side of Mr. Ling never left from you.
00:57:56You think Mr. Ling like you?
00:57:59Don't say that.
00:58:02And how could Ling like me?
00:58:05No.
00:58:07Just now he saw you.
00:58:12I saw his leg.
00:58:14Ah.
00:58:15How could you do that?
00:58:17Oh, my sis.
00:58:18I didn't watch it.
00:58:20But he is so...
00:58:22Stop now.
00:58:26If you don't believe me.
00:58:27Ask him out.
00:58:29And you will know.
00:58:48Mr. Ling.
00:58:50This is the instrumentalist that you found?
00:58:54Come on, boys.
00:58:55Show the girls.
00:58:58Three.
00:58:59Two.
00:59:00One.
00:59:01Go.
00:59:03Girls.
00:59:04Don't just stand there.
00:59:05Let's go.
00:59:06Let's go.
00:59:07Let's go.
00:59:08Let's go.
00:59:09Let's go.
00:59:10Let's go.
00:59:11Let's go.
00:59:12Let's go.
00:59:13Let's go.
00:59:14Let's go.
00:59:15Let's go.
00:59:16Don't just stand there.
00:59:17Let's dance.
00:59:30Let's dance.
00:59:32Guys.
00:59:33Guys.
00:59:46Let's go.
00:59:47Let's go.
00:59:48Let's go.
00:59:49Let's go.
00:59:50Let's go.
00:59:51Let's go.
00:59:52Let's go.
00:59:53You know who I am?
00:59:54The imperial commissioner, Ling Xiao.
00:59:57You dare to touch me.
00:59:58I call for people.
01:00:00Your highness.
01:00:01It's me.
01:00:03Ah.
01:00:04You old man.
01:00:06Whose idea is this?
01:00:07You can't talk.
01:00:08Why acting like kidnappers.
01:00:09The officials are very strict recently.
01:00:12Many bros were captured.
01:00:13So we have to do things like this.
01:00:15Alright, alright, get up, get up!
01:00:17I know it's hard for you.
01:00:19Thank you, your highness.
01:00:21So why are you here?
01:00:23We risked our lives and stole this from the Persian army.
01:00:29You just need to put this in the cup of the emperor.
01:00:33He will die immediately.
01:00:37You really mean it?
01:00:38Your highness, do you still remember how your father died?
01:00:43Or you have surrendered to this government?
01:00:46Enough!
01:00:47If you're not willing, give it back to me.
01:00:50I'll do it myself. Revenge for the former emperor.
01:00:53Asher is my wife. Without wedding, she can't die.
01:00:56I'd better agree with him first.
01:00:59Alright, I will do it. I'll put the poison too.
01:01:02But it's not the time. I'll have to wait for the final disaster relief.
01:01:06Your highness, what do you mean?
01:01:09Come, tell me. What's the foundation of a country?
01:01:13It's you!
01:01:14Me? It's the people!
01:01:16The people are the foundation.
01:01:18Now Jiangnan has a disaster.
01:01:20If I rebel now, the people will get hurt.
01:01:24Even if I win, then what's next?
01:01:28People will say I'm a tyrant.
01:01:32Your highness, you think of the people.
01:01:35You will be a real good emperor.
01:01:37I got you wrong. Please punish me.
01:01:39Really? He believes that?
01:01:42Alright, rise.
01:01:46Thank you.
01:01:47Remember, don't come to me if nothing happened.
01:01:49Then, I'll wait for the good news.
01:01:57Mr. Lin, where were you? The show was over. You just returned.
01:02:01You little girl, care about me? How was the show?
01:02:04We are here. We never get wrong.
01:02:06The leader of the camp has said the soldiers were really satisfied with the show, pretty much,
01:02:11and invited us to the battle camp to dance.
01:02:14So now you have new job to do, right?
01:02:17Alright, go buy some clothes and makeup in the market to praise the girls.
01:02:22So much to ask.
01:02:24No big deal. I always keep my promises.
01:02:28Oh, Sister Yanru, she's looking for you.
01:02:32Looking for me?
01:02:58Yanru, you looking for me?
01:03:16Mr. Lin, you are awake.
01:03:19Sorry for you, Zhu.
01:03:22Never mind. You are good, I am good.
01:03:27My lord, actually...
01:03:31Yanru, tell me directly. If I can do it, I will do it.
01:03:39What do you mean?
01:03:40Even though you are not a real man,
01:03:42but the palace still isn't allowed to stop a unit to marry.
01:03:45Please, Mr. Lin, marry me. I want to service you for my life.
01:03:50Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:03:53What a... what a surprise.
01:03:56If Axia knows, she'll kill me.
01:03:59You don't like Yanru?
01:04:01I didn't mean that.
01:04:03Sir, I have nothing to say.
01:04:05Since I have done this job for ten years,
01:04:08I never sell my body.
01:04:10Mr. Lin doesn't want me, doesn't want to marry me.
01:04:14I will not insist it.
01:04:16But please, take my gift.
01:04:18What gift?
01:04:19My pure body.
01:04:27You silly girl.
01:04:29When did I tell you I don't want you?
01:04:32Alright, alright, alright, don't cry.
01:04:35Yanru, do you really want to be with me?
01:04:38I think, Mr. Lin, you are kind and talented.
01:04:42You deserve it.
01:04:44I want to go with you all my life.
01:04:46Never mind.
01:04:47Die under the peony, I will be a romantic ghost.
01:04:49If Nangong Xuan is going to kill me, so be it.
01:04:52Okay, from now on, you are my woman.
01:04:55Really?
01:04:57Of course.
01:04:58I never cheat.
01:05:04Mr. Lin, you...
01:05:14Actually, I am not a eunuch.
01:05:16Don't tell others.
01:05:18Otherwise, I am going to be imprisoned.
01:05:20And executed tomorrow.
01:05:22Honey, they won't do that.
01:05:26I want to have kids with you.
01:05:28A kid?
01:05:31That's not enough.
01:05:32I want a hundred.
01:05:33No.
01:05:36Honey, let's go to bed.
01:05:39Ah, Xuan.
01:05:46You know you should come back.
01:05:48Your Majesty.
01:05:50I went to Jiangnan to solve the problems.
01:05:56You know, Jiangnan is very rich.
01:05:59It's vital to our country, Dazhou.
01:06:03I stayed there for a little longer just for working.
01:06:07I've never heard working for the court is a brothel.
01:06:11Wrong.
01:06:12Wrong, Your Majesty.
01:06:14You know, the brothel is a place of news.
01:06:17I was really there for work.
01:06:22I think you work on a girl.
01:06:24Your Majesty.
01:06:25You think I never worked and I played around, right?
01:06:28You forget about me anyway.
01:06:31Never.
01:06:33Now the most important thing is the birthday party of the Empress Dowager.
01:06:37If you think I'm giving you a cold shoulder,
01:06:40well, call me honey.
01:06:42Then I'll stay with you all the time.
01:06:44Idiot.
01:06:45Stop thinking about that.
01:06:47I only let you call me Ah Xuan.
01:06:50Ah Xuan.
01:06:54You're so aromatic.
01:06:57Ah Xuan sounds bad.
01:06:59Like a savage.
01:07:01Call me Nangong.
01:07:03Miss Nangong.
01:07:05Well, she does have gifts.
01:07:06She knows roleplay.
01:07:11So Miss Nangong, let's get to sleep.
01:07:12Wait.
01:07:13What's wrong again?
01:07:15These nicknames are only used in private.
01:07:19Of course.
01:07:20I'm not going to risk my life to call you that in front of the officials.
01:07:25Xia Linzi.
01:07:26I ask you.
01:07:27Do you feel uncomfortable with me?
01:07:29It's not like life outside.
01:07:31Free and lively.
01:07:33Why are you saying that?
01:07:34Are you showing your love?
01:07:37Tell me.
01:07:40Even though you always kick me,
01:07:42hit me,
01:07:43having a bad temper,
01:07:44with an annoying face.
01:07:46Furthermore,
01:07:48you're a good emperor.
01:07:49Always worry about the people you can't have a good temper.
01:07:53Acting like a man in his palace full of battle and scheme.
01:07:56And balancing all the forces,
01:07:58making him...