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00:00Now we review Deadpool and Wolverine. You knew this was coming. You knew it, don't
00:08lie. You knew it. Alrighty ladies and gentlemen I have just seen Deadpool and
00:15Wolverine and I'm going to film this right now without getting my
00:23teleprompter ready. It's totally off the cuff like the vast majority of my
00:28reviews because we all know Deadpool and Wolverine is getting very good
00:33reviews. I mean yeah I really don't need to review this one everybody knows this
00:41movie is getting really good reviews. What can one say? Before I get any
00:46further let me of course remind you if you want to be a hero you can comment
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00:57of the ocean every time I do that. So yeah hero save this universe we don't
01:04have another one to go to. Alrighty so you all know the drool. Deadpool
01:12has become a car salesman. He broke up with the hot chick from Firefly. They're
01:18still friends. I don't know how you could be friends with her after that. I mean
01:24you'd just be looking at that going oh oh what I've lost. It would be so
01:29painful. I mean my manhood aches just thinking about that. It's this dull
01:35throbbing pain that's quite painful. Anyway so you know this Deadpool he's
01:40quit being a superhero. He's useless. Nobody cares. How did we get here? It
01:47doesn't make any sense. It's a Deadpool movie not supposed to make sense. Making
01:53sense bad. So he goes tries to become an Avenger that fails. He gets recruited by
01:59the TBA. I don't really know what they are. I don't watch the Marvel TV shows.
02:04They're the time police and so-and-so and yada yada yada Deadpool has got to
02:11go find a Wolverine in order to save his universe and the people he cares about.
02:17Wolverine exists in a separate universe from the MCU. He's not in the MCU. He's
02:24his own timeline. And that timeline is a timeline where Wolverine
02:31sacrificed himself for X-23. I don't know I just call her Chickarine because
02:41like that was that was how she was introduced. Oh that's a female
02:47Wolverine. Okay it's Chickarine. Anyway so their Deadpool died or no their
02:57Wolverine died saving Chickarine and now without a Wolverine
03:02their universe can't exist. They need another Chickarine or they need another
03:06Wolverine even though they have a Chickarine. And it's like guys just clone
03:11him. It'd be much easier than this multiverse stuff. So he goes and finds a
03:17Wolverine who I guess was out on a bender when the X-Men died or some crap
03:22like that. And the TBA sends him to the void where he fights a bunch of mutants
03:30and they nearly destroy the multiverse. This is the Marvel movie with the
03:35highest stakes ever. Because not only will one universe be destroyed all of
03:41them will be just all of creation and all creations will be undone. Yes all
03:51right that's your movie. Wow and I tell you something during this film every
04:00scene you know the audience is just roaring because they are so happy to see
04:05these people brought back from various movies. And I I'm gonna spoil something
04:12for you right now. The the worst Deadpool does not make an appearance in this film.
04:17There is no Baraka pool here. Okay the the mouthless Merc with a mouth does not
04:23show up in this movie. Which really I do think is a negative. I mean if you're
04:29gonna pull if you're gonna pull Channing Tatum to make Gambit did he
04:34ever play? I don't remember that ever happening. I don't know why Channing
04:40Tatum is in this movie. Personally I thought he was the weakest performance.
04:44He did not sound like Gambit at least what I would think of his Gambit. I have
04:50only done like you know the the cartoon Gambits are the ones that I'm most
04:54familiar with. But the Gambit I do recall had a much much more suave sort
05:06of appearance. He was the kind of person that you fell in love with maybe not in
05:11a sexual way but you just loved the guy. You know that was Gambit. He had that
05:16charisma. This Gambit does not have that charisma and they really should have
05:21made his hair a little more you know there. But I don't know it's just the the
05:28the thing they had him in that the suit didn't look very Gambity to me and I
05:33don't know don't know if it's another movie reference. I don't recall that so I
05:38don't know about this Gambit. And that was that was kind of the lowest part of
05:43the movie. But they don't give him a lot of screen time. You know he does fight
05:47well. It's a great fight scene. The central climax battle of this particular
05:53movie is absolutely epic. And if you're a big Marvel fan and you remember all the
05:59movies, it took me a while. There were a lot of like I don't know who that is at
06:03first. Well who is that? Who is that? Who is that? And I mean the one major
06:09probably the largest criticism I could have of this movie is that the creatures
06:14the people living in the void did not look like people living in the void.
06:18Alright? Like it's like okay you know you first started out with a character
06:26played by Chris Evans. I don't want to say which one because that might spoil
06:30something for you. And he had a very void e-suit which was you know to help to
06:36reveal. And that was good except for the fact that he looks looks like Chris like
06:41a young Chris Evans. You know you know I think they may have just de-aged him a
06:45little bit. And it's like yeah okay you know he looks perfect. He doesn't look
06:56like he's been living on the edge and scavenging for food and he's thin. He
07:01looks like just stepped out of a you know headquarters to go battle the
07:08ladies threat. And Elektra is the same way. And Blade looks like he's a little
07:13older. He's got the white beard there. Snipes still clearly clearly keeping in
07:18shape. Love that guy. But I mean it's like they don't look like they've been in the
07:23void. And that's one of the things about this is like even the Deadpool costume
07:28and the Wolverine costume they don't take a lot of damage. Okay they clearly
07:33get messed up a little bit but they don't take a lot of damage. And I mean
07:37let's be clear on this. Superheroes are not like policemen. They don't go out
07:43there and come back smelling like a rose unless you've got like the Superman suit.
07:49The original Superman suit was supposed to be indestructible. It was actually the
07:55suit that was bulletproof and not Superman in some iterations. So unless
08:00you've got one of them I mean people are shooting at you you're gonna be getting
08:04tossed. I mean you're gonna be getting torn to heck. You would have to
08:07have like you know just a new suit every week or be a really good you know tailor.
08:15And that's one thing I mean I understand why they did that because if you have
08:21the suits falling apart I mean it's like one battle okay now the suits trashed
08:25what do you do for the next one? All right so there's that. And I mean this
08:30was very much if you're a Marvel fan the montage of Wolverines which is a famous
08:38part of this movie you know you get all that kind of stuff all the variants of
08:44Wolverine. I mean one of the big criticisms of Hugh Jackman playing
08:48Wolverine in the early editions is that Wolverine is often referred to as Runt
08:54by his enemies because he's very short. Okay that's one of the reasons why
09:01throwing him into battle works so well because he's Wolverine and he's dudes
09:07tiny. Cat jumped on the keyboard. Yes okay so as I was saying so they do have a
09:14more comic book accurate short Wolverine in this movie. They have all kinds of
09:19Wolverines. There's Wolverine upon Wolverine upon Wolverine. If you haven't
09:26seen the movie hear a little about this as possible because you know apparently
09:32there's some really big really big reveals here. History that that I didn't
09:39know about. And I mean yeah okay so obviously this film was very fun there's
09:47it's full of Easter eggs. It is an action comedy and being an action comedy
09:54yeah it went fast. You hardly notice the film's two-hour run time so I would say
10:03that yeah you know you have to you have to say this is a film that goes at the
10:08top of your watch list. There are things I wish had been in this film I mean I
10:14could I could never have enough Patrick Stewart as Charles Xavier. That's one
10:20thing I kind of missed you know and I mean he there are scenes I think there's
10:24shots of him from previous movies that are used here but you know there's no
10:33there's no there's no actual new footage of him that that wasn't sitting in an
10:39archive somewhere. So I mean there was that I did not I would have liked to
10:44have seen that. I also have to say that there's a lot of stuff that I didn't get.
10:53I mean I am NOT the biggest Marvel fan. You didn't didn't really know Marvel as
11:03well as if you know Marvel as poorly as I do you're picking stuff up from other
11:11people's reviews. This is a fan's film not that you can't enjoy it if you're
11:15not a fan but it's definitely a fan's film. Fans are going oh that's awesome oh
11:20that's awesome oh that it's like that one Batman cartoon where it's like Batman
11:27drops into a store and then there's like a mannequin that looks like the question
11:30and I was like what's the importance of that mannequin there's shots of the
11:36mannequin it's like it's important somehow as well because it looks like
11:40another character called the question and if you're not a Marvel fan you don't
11:44know that or DC fan for that you don't know that so it's like being like yeah
11:49it was a little difficult for me to like blob I think is in this movie and it was
11:55hard for me to tell it was blob and of course one of the other things is that
11:59this is the particularly fat version of blob there's multiple versions of blob
12:06the one live-action version turned out to be really oversized and it was like
12:11yeah you know but how is he so well fed in the void that's weird anyway so yeah
12:19look as I say this movie was a lot of fun and I watched it in a theater the
12:26audience roared every time they saw a new character cameo everybody loved it
12:32people laughed so this is definitely a very fun movie do you understand though
12:40it is an R-rated film this is not the thing that you take your kids to all
12:45right so yeah as soon as they come of age this is one of the movies that goes
12:49on the bucket list I I would say that you know if this film were around when I
12:56was 10 years old I definitely would have seen it at 10 years old my family
13:01actually took me to Die Hard in the theater well no they didn't they had me
13:08watch a movie and then when it was over they made me go into the theater and
13:11watch the end of Die Hard which really ruined Die Hard for me but that's that's
13:18neither here I wish I had my own TBA device so I could go to my my past and
13:24screw up the people that did bad things to me but but that's not how the world
13:28works is it that's one of those great things about this movie there's the
13:32dream of hey you can fix things that don't work you can go back in the past
13:39and fix things and the story still exists you can't do that in real life so
13:45Deadpool great escapism very funny movie top of the watch list must-see movie
13:52definitely see this movie this is the best Marvel property I have seen in the
13:57last 10 years and you know I hate everything so yeah I'm Richard
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