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00:00Previously on The Kardashians...
00:07There's the opera house. Look, Raini.
00:09I am in Australia.
00:11Oh, my God.
00:12Travis is touring.
00:14Raini, you got me.
00:15Having a newborn at home,
00:17being able to go on a little adventure
00:19has been really amazing.
00:21I just got a call this afternoon
00:24that said that the little tumor was benign.
00:27When something health-wise
00:29creeps up on me,
00:30it reminds me that family's first.
00:33Mwah. Mwah.
00:34And the biggest blessing in my life
00:36was being able to give birth to six beautiful kids.
00:40Kourtney was right.
00:41Okay.
00:42We all need therapy.
00:44Especially you.
00:45When I got to prison,
00:47I asked them if I could get therapy.
00:50I didn't qualify.
00:52Wow.
00:53When Gypsy posted
00:54that she wanted to get into reform work,
00:56I really wanted to guide her
00:59to really help people.
01:01This system is just built to fail.
01:04It really is.
01:05♪♪♪♪
01:11Here we go.
01:14First things first, let me tell you what's up
01:17Got me feeling like a million bucks
01:19Shining so bright, I'm blinding the sun
01:21Yeah
01:24I was getting my blood drawn the other day,
01:26and the person goes,
01:28I mean, your mom's blood?
01:31Wow.
01:32He called me up and said,
01:33your blood results should be in a museum.
01:36That's how good they are for your age.
01:38Hmm.
01:39I mean, when somebody tells you that,
01:40you're not gonna throw that little comment away.
01:43No.
01:44There's this thing called a whore bath test.
01:48A whore bath?
01:49Not a whore bath.
01:52A whore bath?
01:54Bath.
01:55Yes.
01:56Bath.
01:57A whore bath?
01:58I wonder why they would ever...
01:59Whore bath.
02:00I don't think it's spelled like a whore.
02:02I heard a whore bath.
02:05Whore bath.
02:07A whore bath test.
02:09Isn't that what you heard?
02:11Whore bath.
02:12I would just change the name.
02:14I think it's like a whore bath.
02:16Wait, how do you spell whore?
02:18W-H-O-R-E.
02:21I don't really know.
02:22Whore bath.
02:23I just know it's not like a hooker.
02:24Whore bath.
02:25Bath.
02:26It's like this age test that will tell you
02:28exactly what your, like, physical real age.
02:32I found this test called a whore bath test.
02:35Whoever named it needs to be fired.
02:37It measures your biological age,
02:39not your chronological age.
02:41But I just want to feel my best.
02:45If I happen to look like I'm 20,
02:47I'm not mad at it.
02:48Say you're 40 and your blood tests come back,
02:50I'm not mad at that, for sure, for sure, for sure.
02:52It wasn't my blood test.
02:53It was the scanner.
02:55The whore bath.
02:56What scanner?
02:57The scan that we took said I was 40.
02:59Mom, they didn't tell any of us our age.
03:01They didn't.
03:02It's not about saying.
03:03Well, we filmed it, and we could roll back.
03:05Because they probably...
03:06You were their Paxi.
03:0740.
03:08You're incredibly healthy.
03:09Knowing your age, I'd kind of put you, like,
03:11well into the 40s.
03:12This is kind of where your body fits.
03:14The 40s?
03:15I told them.
03:16Babe!
03:17I told you.
03:19But I'd love to go to the whore bath.
03:21What's up with the whore bath?
03:22Do you know what they do to get those results?
03:24Yeah, how do we find out?
03:25Blood.
03:26Oh, blood work.
03:27Well, what if they tell an age
03:29that's older than my chronological age?
03:31Do you know how upset I would be?
03:32I don't feel like this is going to be good for me.
03:34And if it tells me I'm 75, I'm going to spiral.
03:37And then how do I fix that?
03:39I don't.
03:40So what does that mean?
03:41I'm dead?
03:42She thinks she's going to be 60?
03:45She probably is.
03:46And this is going to be a wake-up call for her
03:48to get out and live her life.
03:50I don't know.
03:51Stress is a huge issue here.
03:53I've had a lot of stress.
03:55I always have a lot of stress.
03:56And I also know I really like the kids' menu,
03:58and I don't want to change from that.
04:00Onion rings with ranch dressing?
04:02Yes.
04:03Pizza, thin crust, make it crispy?
04:05Yes on the ranch.
04:06Mozzarella?
04:08I'm in for sure.
04:09And if it says I'm a year older than 40,
04:12I'm going to be pissed.
04:17And I've been thinking about you.
04:28And I've been thinking about you.
04:31Maple syrup and Himalayan salt.
04:33This is my famous matcha latte recipe.
04:36You guys are going to witness.
04:38We've been having the best time in Sydney.
04:41I'm so happy that we came.
04:43Whisk is key.
04:45I've had almost two weeks with my kids alone.
04:50I'm trying to FaceTime Chloe.
04:52It was so needed to have this time with them.
04:56I'm scared to try this.
04:57I don't have caffeine anymore while I'm breastfeeding.
05:00And now I'm so happy that Travis is back in Sydney,
05:05and I'm making him my world-famous matcha.
05:10Hi.
05:11How are you?
05:12Oh, cute, all your Valentine's stuff.
05:14How is it?
05:15Oh, my gosh.
05:16Look at this photo wall.
05:18Crazy.
05:20I know.
05:22Give me one more, and I'll be over this shit.
05:24I was going to say, it screams bad for the planet.
05:29Courtney, not now.
05:30Ah!
05:32I'm overflowing.
05:34I'm overflowing.
05:36What?
05:37What is?
05:38My matcha.
05:39Matcha, of course.
05:42Say hi to Auntie Court.
05:44Hi.
05:46Remember me?
05:48Say hi, Auntie Court.
05:50Say hi.
05:52Lovey.
05:53That's not Lovey.
05:54It's Court.
05:56Courtney, that's not an insult.
06:00Do I look like I'm in my 60s?
06:03Obviously, she's my mom, and she's beautiful.
06:06And she's 20-something years older than me.
06:10So it's not like the ultimate compliment.
06:14Hi.
06:15Hi.
06:16Kind of is, I guess.
06:18Say hi, Auntie Court.
06:20Court.
06:21Yep.
06:22This is Auntie Court, not Lovey.
06:24Lovey.
06:25You want to see my view?
06:27Oh, look at this view, all the boats.
06:30All the boats, and look at the opera house.
06:32Do you see it over there?
06:34Wow.
06:36My flowers.
06:38Wow, how beautiful.
06:40Travis surprised me last night.
06:43It would be so your style.
06:45He had a white Rolls-Royce pull up to pick us up,
06:48take us to dinner.
06:51Thank you.
06:52Thank you.
06:53Let's see.
06:55Thought I was going to use the butter gun.
06:57Yeah.
06:58No.
06:59It was our Valentine's Day, and we had the best time.
07:03And then there was more of the same flowers in the hotel.
07:06But we got to only stay for a couple hours,
07:09but I couldn't with the baby and all the kids.
07:12He flew back from wherever he was in Australia,
07:16back to Sydney.
07:17It's very rare now that we would have time alone
07:21or go out to dinner or anything.
07:24Are you a romantic?
07:25I'm definitely a romantic.
07:29Hi, baby.
07:30I brought you this.
07:31Thank you.
07:32What is it?
07:33It's your latte drink.
07:35We're talking about Australia.
07:37Oh, yes.
07:38She said, are you a romantic?
07:40I know Travis is a romantic, but are you?
07:42And I said, yes.
07:43I think I brought it out in her.
07:45Yes.
07:46I was thinking, like, I'm a romantic with him.
07:49Yeah, because I remember someone that I was just friends with
07:52would be like, I don't even like hugging people.
07:54Yeah.
07:55I had to go to a hugging class.
07:56That's what you told me.
07:57Yeah, that hugging class.
07:59I love you.
08:00I'm going to go say hi to Rock Rock.
08:04I love you.
08:05All right.
08:06I love you.
08:07Look at my new pajamas.
08:09Cute.
08:10Travis had them in the hotel for us matching.
08:13Hey, I love you.
08:14Bye.
08:15You look very cute.
08:16Love you.
08:17Thanks.
08:18We planned a day at the zoo today,
08:20which I haven't been to the zoo in years,
08:23but I think the zoo in Australia is supposed to be really special.
08:29Ugh.
08:31It tastes like fish.
08:39Glad I'm going to be able to have Kim come here
08:41and learn a little bit about it.
08:43She has a lot of ways that she can really matter to Homeboy.
08:51She's here!
08:52She's here!
08:58Hi, sweetheart.
08:59So nice to see you.
09:00Good to see you.
09:01Thanks for coming.
09:03I'm constantly thinking about how we can improve prisons
09:06and help people re-enter civilization.
09:10Love you so much, Kim!
09:12I love you!
09:14You gave me freedom.
09:15Once I realized that I can make a difference,
09:18it was really kind of hard to stop.
09:20Really want to change your outcome.
09:22I really appreciate you.
09:23You know, I think once you spend time in prisons
09:26and you meet people and you hear their story,
09:29you might not ever make that same choice,
09:32but you also have never really been in their shoes.
09:35Get out of here!
09:36I'm trying.
09:37I just like to have, like, an open heart
09:40and really believe that people can change.
09:43We're going to go into Father Greg's office.
09:46I'm meeting with Jane Fonda,
09:47who is a board member of Homeboy Industries,
09:50which is an amazing organization
09:52that helps assimilate formerly incarcerated people
09:55coming home and getting them jobs,
09:57so I'm really excited to see what it's all about today.
10:00You know, we really respect your work
10:02on criminal justice reform.
10:04Oh, thank you.
10:05And you've helped get them out.
10:06Yeah.
10:07And I know we've talked about what
10:09getting them out is one thing,
10:11and then once they're out,
10:12they've got no, nothing, right?
10:14No resources.
10:15You know that better than I do.
10:16Yeah.
10:17And that's why we exist here at Homeboy.
10:19That's amazing.
10:20How did you get involved?
10:21I wanted to be on the board
10:23because I wanted to see up close and personal
10:26what this secret sauce is,
10:28and it's just amazing.
10:29I really, you know, admire Jane's dedication to this cause.
10:33She's been doing this for a few decades now,
10:36and I'm just so inspired
10:39by all of the people I've met along the way
10:42to just continue this fight.
10:44Everybody's so excited that you're here.
10:46I'm so excited to be here.
10:48Hi.
10:50Hi, how are you?
10:51The food is really good.
10:53I know.
10:54I was saying, I got a delivery of a cake before.
10:56This is Pam, who runs our business here.
10:58Of course.
10:59Amazing.
11:00I myself came through the program in 2011
11:02after I got out of prison.
11:03I wanted to change my life, and I came here,
11:05and I started off hosting, worked my way up,
11:08and now I'm the general manager.
11:09Congratulations.
11:10This is what Homeboy does for us.
11:12I think it's really important to tell their stories.
11:15It's just the classic story of, like,
11:17don't judge a book by its cover.
11:19It's just so powerful to bring our cameras
11:22so that everyone can see
11:24how many amazing people we can meet
11:27that just are deserving of a second chance.
11:29So this is the bakery.
11:31It's a $2 million business a year.
11:33When Lily and I were here,
11:35Oh, yeah, you guys were making croissants.
11:37taught how to make croissants,
11:38what was so moving to us
11:40is the two guys that were teaching us
11:42had been members of former members of gangs
11:44that, you know, fought each other,
11:46and there they were making bread together.
11:48I found that so moving.
11:50What are they making right here?
11:51You want to try it?
11:52Sure, yeah.
11:53Croissants are buttered croissants.
11:56Thank you.
11:58Okay, so...
12:00Fold it.
12:01To the end.
12:02Okay, now the other way.
12:04No, no, no, just stretch it.
12:06I'm bending it already.
12:07Just stretch it.
12:08Okay.
12:09Now you want to...
12:10This way.
12:11Yes.
12:12Oh, my God, she's a natural.
12:13Don't tell my kids I know how to make a croissant.
12:16It's so nice to meet you guys.
12:18I'm so happy.
12:19I'm so happy.
12:21Now we're going to tattoo removal.
12:23Hi.
12:24Hi.
12:25How are you?
12:26You know why it's important to have the tattoo removal.
12:29Yeah.
12:30Because you want to get back into the world.
12:32Yeah.
12:33And this one's actually not gang-related,
12:34but as soon as somebody sees me,
12:35it's just like, where's she going?
12:37Or, like, the energies are different.
12:39Like, I just want to be able to take my kids to a park
12:42to not get stared at.
12:44Let's see what it looks like.
12:47Absolutely.
12:49Okay.
12:50You want me to step behind you and hold your hand?
12:52Yes.
12:53You can squeeze my hand.
12:54Are you sure?
12:55Yeah.
12:56Okay, so come this side.
12:58Okay.
13:00One, two, three.
13:02Oh, shit.
13:06You got this.
13:07Oh, shit.
13:10Oh, shit.
13:12You can see it disappearing already.
13:14Seriously.
13:15Breathe.
13:18I'll scream for you.
13:20Three, two, one.
13:23Done.
13:24Oh, we're done.
13:26We got one more to do.
13:28She was going to do it.
13:29I wouldn't trust me, guys.
13:30We have a professional here.
13:33For me, this is my family.
13:35Like, I don't have family.
13:37Now I'm here, and I work in the legal department.
13:40I'm studying to be a paralegal.
13:42I also know how to expunge all my peers' records,
13:45and my batting average is pretty good
13:47because we have a 95% percentage rate
13:51of granted expungements.
13:53Wow.
13:54But without Homeboy, you know,
13:56yeah, I wouldn't be able to do it, so...
13:59Today was amazing.
14:01I'm so honored.
14:02And we're so happy that Kim could go home.
14:05And we're so happy that Kim could come
14:07because she's working on criminal justice reform,
14:10and she really understands what happens
14:12when people are released, and they have nothing.
14:15Yeah.
14:16And so I really wanted her to know what Homeboy is
14:18because that's what we do here.
14:20We heal.
14:22We love you.
14:23Thank you.
14:24Keep up the good work, Kim.
14:25You too.
14:27♪♪♪♪♪
14:30♪♪♪♪♪
14:33♪♪♪♪♪
14:36♪♪♪♪♪
14:39Um, Penelope fell asleep, guys.
14:42She did?
14:43Yeah.
14:44She's sound asleep.
14:45She needed it, didn't she?
14:47Yeah.
14:48Yeah.
14:50Are you pumping it up?
14:51Pumping?
14:52♪♪♪♪♪
14:54Hold this for a second.
14:56I had some the other day.
14:57It was so good.
14:59Is this Kim?
15:00No.
15:01Hi.
15:02Hi.
15:03Welcome to Taronga Zoo.
15:04Thank you.
15:05Are you excited to come see some animals?
15:07Yeah.
15:08Yeah.
15:09Oh, my goodness.
15:12Nice colors.
15:14Yeah.
15:15So cute.
15:16That is so cute.
15:18This is some of her favorite food.
15:21Let's see which side.
15:23Very, very much friendly.
15:26I don't think they allow that.
15:28I'm responsible.
15:29No, I don't think it's allowed.
15:31Oh, she's pooping.
15:33Careful, man.
15:34You're stepping all in.
15:35You're stepping all in, kangaroo.
15:37Mom, can we get a pet of this?
15:41I think it's, like, a rare...
15:43Yeah, unfortunately, you can't keep them as pets.
15:46Also, they're pooey, so stinky.
15:48It's worth it, probably, how cute he is.
15:52Koalas sleep about 20 hours a day.
15:55Hey, buddy.
15:56Cutest baby.
15:57Can we buy a koala?
15:59Yes, they do.
16:00So, they're very rare and endangered.
16:02Do you guys, like, try to find someone to, like, mate with him?
16:05Yeah, so he actually had a visitor this morning.
16:08Oh, he did?
16:09Yeah.
16:10Lucky him.
16:11Yeah, maybe that's why he is the way he is now.
16:13He's so chill.
16:14Oh, my God.
16:15Ooh, you got some game.
16:16The kangaroo is so full.
16:18Hey, they're all our favorites.
16:20You're right.
16:21Yeah.
16:22They're handsome.
16:23Are you out of here?
16:24I'm off to soundcheck, my baby.
16:25Okay.
16:26I love you.
16:27I love you.
16:40I love you.
16:41I love you.
16:42I'll see you later.
16:45We'll see you at the show.
16:46All right, have fun.
16:47Have a good soundcheck.
16:48Thanks for coming to the show.
16:49Hit me on your way back.
16:50Of course.
16:51Have fun at the show.
16:52I will.
16:53Bye, Rainy.
16:54You got everything?
16:55Oh, my gosh.
16:56Look up there.
16:57How nice are Cheeky?
16:58Those are so cute.
16:59Don't get any ideas.
17:00Cheeky, Cheeky monkey.
17:01For pets.
17:02We have six pets and seven kids, including a baby.
17:03Travis had to leave early to go to rehearsal.
17:04But I love trying to spend one-on-one time with the kids.
17:06And Rain and I, we have so much fun when we're together.
17:07We just laugh the whole time.
17:08You can hold him out like this, and he's going to use his big long tongue to grab him.
17:09And if you get a bit of slubber on your hands, it's good hair gel as well.
17:10No, no hair gel for Mommy.
17:11Mom, can we get some hair gel?
17:12No, no hair gel for Mommy.
17:13No, no hair gel for Mommy.
17:14I'm so so sorry.
17:15No, he's cute.
17:16No, he's not.
17:17You look so cute.
17:18I'm sorry I hurt your hands.
17:19You look so cute.
17:20I want you to hold him out like this.
17:21Yeah, like that.
17:22You're so cute.
17:23You look so cute.
17:24I want you to hold him out like this.
17:25You can hold him out like this,
17:26and he's gonna use his big, long tongue to grab him.
17:28And if you get a bit of slobber on your hands,
17:29it's good hair gel as well.
17:30Mom, you get some hair gel, Mom.
17:32No, no hair gel for Mommy.
17:34Mom, can we get a pet of this?
17:41I see an R here.
17:42I kind of see...
17:44What is she talking about?
17:45She's making shit up.
17:46Does that not look like a backwards K?
17:49Does that not look like an R?
17:50It looks like a bunch of little penises.
17:53Hey, you little peener.
17:54No, it doesn't.
17:55Long...
17:56Long...
17:57No, it doesn't.
17:59You are unhinged.
18:01Are you guys ready to measure your biological age?
18:04Yep.
18:04We need to collect blood, six to nine drops.
18:07We're doing a blood test to check our biological age.
18:10I feel pretty good about mine.
18:12It would be very ego-boosting
18:14if I was younger than my regular age.
18:17God, I'm probably so much older than it's...
18:19Right, that's what I'm afraid about.
18:21No, you're such good help.
18:23Kim's probably gonna be like 50.
18:25I'm probably gonna be like 70.
18:27But if it says we're like 80...
18:30Every prick and blood drop,
18:33I'm freaking out.
18:35The only thing that's saving me
18:37is that Scott's doing this test too,
18:39because there's no way I'm older than Scott.
18:42He used to party like a...
18:44I don't even...
18:45Scott used to party, I'll just say that.
18:47Vadim, have you done this?
18:49Myself?
18:50Uh-huh.
18:51No, okay.
18:51I'm old.
18:52Would not make a difference.
18:54Ha ha ha ha!
18:55Just gives you ability to modify your life
18:58so you can live longer with a better quality.
19:00Hell yeah.
19:02You're trying to live longer?
19:04Yes.
19:05For what?
19:06To be with my kids.
19:07Uh-huh.
19:08Got it.
19:09I honestly feel like all of my sisters
19:13would be probably younger.
19:16Court works out, she eats great.
19:19I mean, disgusting.
19:20Avocado smoothies, like...
19:23Thank you.
19:24Of course.
19:24I love ice cream.
19:26Cookies and goldfish.
19:28Wheat thins.
19:30Cereal.
19:32Love it.
19:33Does this hurt?
19:34No, not at all.
19:34I definitely think I'm gonna be younger.
19:36Just for like how much health and wellness
19:39and everything that I do,
19:40I would be like, okay, it's all a scam.
19:43My mom's getting her blood drawn at her house next.
19:46My mom, she loves her martinis
19:48and she doesn't love to work out.
19:51She calls it Pilates.
19:52She can't even finish the name.
19:54Pilates, she's so lazy and can't even do it.
19:56Of course she's not gonna be 20 years younger
19:59like she thinks.
19:59She looks it.
20:00And listen, I'd rather look it.
20:05Nine drops of blood.
20:07Six to nine, yes.
20:08Today's the day of the blood draw for the whore bath test.
20:12And I'm interested to see if it represents the way I feel.
20:18Inside.
20:20So I can't wait to see the results.
20:22Listen, I'm just happy to be alive in my heart.
20:27But my soul, I want to be 40.
20:32I did it.
20:33Wow.
20:34Very impressive.
20:36See, very impressive.
20:48Ready, guys?
20:50Go.
21:11You guys are so pretty.
21:12I'll meet you in here right now.
21:13Okay.
21:14Travis has been touring everywhere in Australia
21:17and this is the first show in Sydney.
21:20It's been a really long time since I've been to a show
21:24and I'm so excited to bring all the kids.
21:26Hi.
21:27Hey, beauty, how are you?
21:29How are you?
21:29Good to see you.
21:31Oh, you're even bigger.
21:34Oh my goodness, hi.
21:36Hi.
21:37Are you taking good care of him?
21:38Yeah.
21:39She's the best big sister.
21:41Hi.
21:42Aw.
21:46Bye, babe.
21:47Oh, wait, he just took a nap.
21:49Hi, son.
21:50Oh, that big smile for daddy.
21:53That big smile.
21:54I love you.
21:56I love you.
21:58Did you eat?
22:00Here?
22:00Yeah.
22:01I'm going on stage, I'm about to die.
22:03Hey, kids, are you guys coming?
22:05You ready, babe?
22:06Let's go.
22:07Here, Rainey, take these.
22:08I love you.
22:16Do you like having Rocky at the show?
22:19I do, it's so nice.
22:20Yeah, it's for a show.
22:21I love having you guys here.
22:23Thank you.
22:24Where are you?
22:26And I'm so sorry.
22:28I can't sleep, I cannot dream tonight.
22:31Dear Lord Jesus, I pray that you keep
22:33a wall of fire around Travis.
22:35I pray that you keep him safe on the riser
22:39and protect his hands and let him have the best show
22:42in Jesus' name, amen.
22:43Thank you, God, and I love you.
22:45It's been a while, and we miss you.
22:47Hello, grandmother.
22:50You've just found my nightmare,
22:52the shadow in the background of the moor.
22:56Our baby is backstage, away from all the madness.
23:01I am fully breastfeeding on demand,
23:04so I'm just constantly going back to our dressing room
23:07to check on him.
23:17There's something about watching my husband on stage
23:21and feeling the energy from the crowd,
23:23and it's so fun to be able to bring my kids.
23:27You wish you could be here already,
23:31but there's so much more to come.
23:36Australia was the best decision.
23:39I'm so happy that we decided to come.
23:43Are the kids having fun?
23:45So much fun.
23:46Leah was screaming when the fireworks went off.
23:48We had such a good time together.
23:50The memories.
23:52There you go.
23:53Thanks.
23:55The things, like just being in a house all together,
23:59like, we just had the best time.
24:01Like, really good family time.
24:03This is the best show so far,
24:04because you guys are here.
24:05Aw!
24:22Hi.
24:24This is something.
24:25Elvis.
24:26A hunk of, hunk of burning love.
24:28Ha ha!
24:30What?
24:31You look like Elvis.
24:32Thank you.
24:32That's what I was going for.
24:33Thank you very much.
24:34You look amazing.
24:35You should say thank you.
24:36Thank you very much.
24:37Thank you very much.
24:38Thank you.
24:38Thank you very much.
24:40So we are getting our results today,
24:42and we have the owner of the company
24:44calling us to walk us through all of our results.
24:46I am so nervous,
24:48and I've never been more excited for something in my life.
24:50Hi, how are you?
24:52I'm great, how are you?
24:53We are so excited to hear our results.
24:56Chris, when I look at your results,
24:58the first thing we'll talk about is your biologic age.
25:00So you are six years younger than your chronologic age.
25:04What?
25:04What?
25:06Oh, good, thank you, I'll take it.
25:08She's pissed.
25:09She thought she was gonna be for sure my age.
25:13Like, for sure.
25:15For sure.
25:16Kim, are you ready for yours?
25:17Kim!
25:18Yeah, Kim.
25:19Drum roll!
25:20I hope I'm younger.
25:21Am I younger before I open it?
25:23Can you tell me, am I younger?
25:24You're younger, so you should give yourself
25:25a pat on the back.
25:27I'm 34!
25:28What?
25:29Kim!
25:30Oh my God!
25:32Wait, that's almost 10 years younger!
25:35It's incredible.
25:36I mean, that is a really amazing score.
25:38Wow.
25:39And I think the more impressive thing, Kim,
25:41is just the effects of aging.
25:440.82 when you're aging,
25:4518% slower than most people your age.
25:48Oh, this is.
25:49That's why you're nine years younger.
25:53I'm happy.
25:54I'm so happy.
25:54It's nine and a half years, I think,
25:56so 10 years, let's round it off.
25:58I'm 10 years younger.
25:59I feel like it.
26:01I act like it.
26:03I look like it.
26:05So your diet is on point.
26:06Uh-oh, mine is not.
26:07The A1C is related to how much sugar
26:10or glycolic carbohydrates you eat.
26:11Yeah, mine wasn't even.
26:12Cysteine is probably related to vegetables.
26:14I don't have anything to eat.
26:15I'm a f***ing savage.
26:16So that's, looking at those.
26:18Chloe is so nervous about these results
26:21from this test that she's making me nervous.
26:23So I just want a good result for her.
26:26It's a lot of pressure to go after you guys.
26:28If it comes out that she's older than she is,
26:31I think she'd leave, like, very pissed off.
26:34I think she would just, like, storm out.
26:36Okay, I feel so young.
26:38Should I pass it on to my younger sister or older sister?
26:43Chloe's next.
26:44Chloe, you're next.
26:45Should I look for you?
26:46I'm nervous, though,
26:47because it's like the pressure of you being 34.
26:51My heart is racing.
26:52Like, literally, like, I feel my pulse
26:55beating out of my neck.
26:56I'm like, what the f***?
26:57Like, why am I this freaked out?
27:00I don't know why.
27:01I don't know what this, like, what this is gonna do for me,
27:04but if I find out that I'm, like, 812,
27:07I'm just gonna cry.
27:08Like, I can't do this.
27:10I've told your mother or your sister
27:12that you all are world-class agents.
27:18I've told your mother or your sister
27:20that you all are world-class agents.
27:23You are a world-champion.
27:24Yeah.
27:25Nah, f***.
27:26No.
27:27Chloe, no!
27:28What?
27:29No!
27:32Oh, my God!
27:33Chloe!
27:35Really?
27:49-♪♪♪♪
27:51Oh! Chloe, I love my hearing.
27:54Holy...
27:55You're a child.
27:57Oh, my God, Chloe.
27:58She is 28 years old!
28:01Chloe's so happy!
28:02Can you sign this with your, like,
28:04Ph.D. or whatever you have, and I could frame it?
28:07Oh, my God, Chloe.
28:10Never in a million years.
28:12Like, if I had to bet money,
28:14I never would have bet on myself.
28:16I would have completely lost the bet.
28:18Kim is livid, by the way.
28:21Like, I know she's pissed.
28:23For sure I'm pissed.
28:24I always want to be the highest achiever.
28:27I don't think I've ever beat her in anything.
28:30Like, what?
28:31Shut up, everyone!
28:33Sorry, sir.
28:34So...
28:35Okay.
28:36I mean, this is an exciting news for you.
28:38Your pace of aging is 0.72.
28:40So there is a...
28:42Get all you guys over!
28:43There's a competition.
28:44There's a global competition...
28:46Yes.
28:47And right now you're number seven in the world.
28:49You're number seven in the world
28:51as a rejuvenation Olympian!
28:53Oh, my God!
28:54I've never won anything!
28:55We have another Olympian!
28:57Well, wait!
28:58Can you repeat yourself?
28:59I am.
29:00I need to hear this for myself.
29:02The world needs to know
29:04that me, the fat one,
29:07is now better than the best one.
29:10She was always like,
29:12I'm the princess,
29:13or whatever her tagline was.
29:15And my tagline on Keeping Up was,
29:17I'm the fat, funny sister.
29:19If you look at the opening of the show,
29:20I think you are the best man I've met in a long time.
29:23I'm very happy with this.
29:24That doesn't say much.
29:26The fat, funny sister
29:28is 12 years younger than her chronological age.
29:31Scott, uh-oh.
29:33Okay, Scott, I'm gonna hold your hand.
29:35You look a little nervous after doing that.
29:38Well, I mean, competition's tough.
29:40I'll tell you, your age, your biologic age,
29:43is the same as your calendar age.
29:45Good.
29:46Usually what that means is, in your past,
29:48you've probably not focused on health as much as now.
29:51Yeah, there was probably 10, 15 years there
29:54when I was, uh, I was doing...
29:56Doing things you shouldn't have been doing.
29:58I was going pretty heavy in the...
30:00Drugs.
30:01Thanks.
30:02Drugs.
30:03Drugs, yeah, thanks.
30:04Drugs.
30:05Drugs and alcohol.
30:06Yeah, drugs and alcohol were a big, big...
30:08Strippers.
30:09Strippers were involved.
30:10Prostitutes.
30:11Prostitutes, not really.
30:12And, um...
30:1315 years of really beating myself down.
30:17That's fantastic,
30:18because we didn't really know
30:19where this was gonna go for Scott.
30:21Yeah.
30:22I thought it was gonna be a real bad day.
30:24This was actually the coolest thing we've ever done.
30:27I hated this test in the beginning.
30:28This is the best test I've ever taken in my f***ing life.
30:31This was so cool.
30:32Yeah.
30:33If it's not broke, don't fix it.
30:34The kid's menu, coming right up.
30:38Pizza!
30:39Like, why would I...
30:41No, I'm not gonna change.
30:42And let me tell you, this is not even my prime.
30:45I've been in way better shape than this.
30:47I haven't slept.
30:48I'm stressed the f*** out.
30:50Chloe wins on this one, guys.
30:52Chloe is 28 years old.
30:54Good for her.
30:56And...
30:59I gotta get down.
31:00Give me a couple years when I'm zen.
31:03Let me take this test again.
31:05I'm gonna redo this every six months,
31:07and if I don't get younger and younger
31:09and younger and younger every single time...
31:11S***.
31:12Now I gotta do what she's doing.
31:14Milkshakes.
31:15Oreo milkshakes, in particular.
31:18Okay, thank you so much.
31:20Chloe, you are such a rock star.
31:23And to think the kid's menu gets me this far.
31:37What's up, Ben?
31:38Hi.
31:39How's Rocky?
31:40He is so good.
31:42We were snuggling all morning,
31:45and now he's sleeping.
31:48Courtney is back from Australia,
31:50and I've been waiting patiently
31:52to tell her about my therapy journey.
31:55Do you want an apple tea?
31:57Sure.
31:58I always would say as a kid,
32:00like, Courtney does everything first,
32:02and I just copy her.
32:04And, like, it's kind of true.
32:06I finally went to therapy.
32:08Stop.
32:09You had to go through it first,
32:11and then I was like, I'm gonna do this.
32:13Now you see why I wanted you guys to be on it.
32:16My therapist told me she watched the show
32:18and was like, all your sisters need therapy.
32:20Mainly you and Chloe need therapy, and your mom.
32:23I tried to mention it with Mom on the show,
32:26and she just kept cutting me off.
32:28Do you do therapy or no?
32:30Do you have a cute little dimple in your chin right there?
32:33I think I do.
32:34I think it comes off, like, the way you explain it.
32:37Like you need help or something.
32:39Yeah, like a little bit judgmental.
32:41Yeah.
32:42I think there's, like,
32:43an analyzing other people part, too,
32:45where, like, I would be like,
32:46ooh, I know why you're doing that.
32:48It's hard not to, like, restrain from telling the person.
32:52It comes across as being, like, a know-it-all.
32:55So I think I had that phase.
32:57It's all a journey and growth,
32:59but I think I'm at the place now where I'm like,
33:03yeah, do you, whatever.
33:04Which I think is the unbothered place
33:07is the good place to get to.
33:10Unbothered.
33:11Kourtney is unbothered.
33:13Kourtney is unbothered.
33:14I loved what she was saying, though, about the trauma
33:17and that you probably really didn't deal with your...
33:21Yeah.
33:22...trauma, and that,
33:23or that your way of dealing with it is, like...
33:26To be extra calm.
33:27I do the calmness, too.
33:29Like, I'll be...
33:31It's like you downplay everything
33:33almost as, like, self-protection.
33:35Mm-hmm.
33:36But I think that's why, in, like, emergency situations,
33:39I feel like my superpower is to be calm.
33:42I would always say how calm I am,
33:44and that's my superpower.
33:45But my therapist felt like it's a trauma response
33:50of me remaining calm in living a life
33:53that I always have to be in this fight-or-flight mode.
33:57It was such a light bulb moment.
33:59My thing is, like, okay, I know people underestimate me.
34:03Yeah.
34:04So, like, it's gonna feel really good
34:06just to, like...
34:07Prove them wrong.
34:08Yeah, but it's, like, why?
34:09Like, who cares?
34:10When someone tells me not to do something that I planned on,
34:14I physically get, like, you're getting in my way,
34:17and I will bulldoze what's ever in my way
34:20because you're not gonna tell me to change my schedule.
34:23And I feel like that's how I would get in relationships.
34:26Like, when you started to tell me, you work so much,
34:29why don't you just take the week off?
34:31And I'm like, get out of here.
34:33Take the week off?
34:35And that was the beginning of the end.
34:37I'm excited that you're doing this journey.
34:41The biggest thing is just getting to know yourself
34:44and why you make certain choices and why you operate that way.
34:47And I think once you know,
34:49it can help you make a better decision.
34:52Do you think your family should do family therapy?
34:55No.
34:57Absolutely not.
34:59Everyone's at a different place in the board game, you know,
35:02getting to the finish line,
35:04and I feel like everyone just do your own shit.
35:07I think the one thing that just got me was just, like,
35:11you can have better relationships, like, with your kids
35:13and your future partner if you figure your shit out.
35:18Mm-hmm.
35:19So that's why I'm doing it.
35:21Well, I'm proud of you.
35:23Thank you.
35:39Storm!
35:41Be quiet for a sec while I film this.
35:46We are doing a special family dinner at my house.
35:48I feel really lucky to have Nobu here to cook for the family.
35:52Yeah, we've been traveling a lot, we've been super busy,
35:55so it's just the best when we can all get together.
35:58Oh, my gosh.
36:00Mommy!
36:04Hey, girls!
36:06I love my girls.
36:08Tatum's here!
36:10All right.
36:12Wait, somebody started the martini without me?
36:16What?
36:17Hi, guys!
36:19Corey, you look so good!
36:21I love, like, jumping into the chaos of all the cousins
36:25and all the sisters and everyone, and I love jumping out
36:30and going back to my peaceful place at home.
36:33You look so good.
36:35We haven't all been together
36:37and seen each other like this in a while.
36:40Nice.
36:41While we're almost all here,
36:43there's always one that can't make it,
36:46and tonight that's Kendall.
36:48I'm so sorry I'm not at the dinner.
36:50Wait, stand up straight.
36:52But I hope that it's all going perfectly and beautifully.
36:55I think Chicago's the tallest.
36:57Cousin chaos is so good, there's nothing better.
37:02Let's go, round them up!
37:04Everyone except for me, deposit your phone in the basket.
37:08Somebody's got to have a phone in case of an emergency.
37:13Welcome aboard to New York.
37:15Thank you.
37:19I have this. This is good, I have mine.
37:22Here, babe, you want this?
37:26Wait, Travis, how was Australia?
37:29So good, so fun.
37:31We got to see one koala, and you can't touch it.
37:35Koalas all have chlamydia, you can't touch them.
37:38They have gonorrhea.
37:40I think it's chlamydia.
37:42We went to a sexually transmitted disease,
37:46and Kim and I went to Australia, and one attacked Kim.
37:50Don't they all have gonorrhea?
37:52It's chlamydia.
37:54Gonorrhea's when your pee-pee burns.
37:56So we did this blood test to see our age,
37:59and what our biological age is versus what our real age is.
38:04I am almost 10 years younger.
38:07My biological age is 28.
38:10We're like the same age.
38:12And guess what, I'm number 7 in the Olympics.
38:14Number 7th in the world of how slow she ages.
38:17How slow I'm aging.
38:19It's so confusing, and I don't believe it.
38:22Like, how many people did this test, like 10?
38:25Jealousy does not look good on you, okay, babe?
38:28I want to take it, I'll be like number 5.
38:30Push your way to number 7, girl.
38:33I don't have a health blog, and I'm on the list.
38:36Where are you on the list?
38:37I have an eating blog.
38:39The first thing he said was thank your mom for her genetics.
38:42What about your dad?
38:44I don't know, Courtney.
38:46You're welcome.
38:50Should we all do the peak and the pit of our day?
38:52Yeah, we should.
38:53What is the peak and the pit of your day?
38:56The peak of my day is being here with all my grandkids.
39:01And I think I had an extra peak today because
39:04True told me that she just randomly came up to me
39:09and told me how much she loved me.
39:11Is that true?
39:12And that made my whole day, and I told her
39:15that that was the most special thing I've heard all day.
39:19I don't know if I really had a pit,
39:23just too much to do in too little time.
39:26Good.
39:27Good.
39:38What an amazing year this has been.
39:40I feel so grateful, so thankful for all the blessings.
39:44Had a couple health scares, which was very nerve-wracking,
39:48but we're through it.
39:50Courtney had her baby boy, Rocky,
39:52so we're so blessed and so happy that he's here, finally.
39:57And I still have a child, a.k.a. Kendall,
40:01that hasn't had a baby yet, so you never know.
40:04Mom, oh, my God, you couldn't make this more awkward.
40:08She has to chill.
40:09Kendall!
40:11Whoo!
40:12Right now and always, I'm actively trying to surrender
40:16to the universe and let go a little bit more.
40:19I believe in manifestation,
40:20so I would say let's, like, call it manifestation.
40:23I'm doing that every single day.
40:25Just living life.
40:26The peak of my day is just being here with my babies
40:31and you guys, and then the pit of my day is that
40:36I have a fitting later, and I'm really tired already.
40:39Whoo!
40:40Yeah!
40:42Yeah.
40:43This year has been so good.
40:45I'm entering my actress era.
40:47I had no clue this was gonna happen.
40:49You can officially apply for a star on the Walk of Fame now.
40:53Yeah!
40:54I've taken some time off just to really focus
40:57on being the best mom that I could be,
40:59and I just felt like, you know what,
41:01if I want to be a better mom, a better partner in the future,
41:05a better friend and sister,
41:06like, if I just want to better myself,
41:09why wouldn't I go and see a therapist?
41:12Raise the sails, leave the shore.
41:18I've learned so much.
41:19Like, now it's kind of like, I'm not gonna lie,
41:22if I could just watch the whole season of The Crown,
41:24I could fully f***ing rule the country.
41:27The pit was maybe going to the dentist today.
41:31Yeah, that's a good one.
41:32My peak would be watching air with rain and sand.
41:37A brand new day
41:40Beginning
41:42This year has been amazing for me.
41:46I'm at a really good place right now, just confidence-wise,
41:50and having kids really helped me
41:53because they don't care what you look like,
41:56they don't care what you wear,
41:58they just love you for who you are.
42:00Hello! I love you.
42:02My pets think I'm hot.
42:04Stormi thinks I'm the most beautiful mommy
42:07in the whole world.
42:08She tells me all the time.
42:10And my son's in love with me, and that's all that matters.
42:14My peak is that I was in my pajamas until 4.30 p.m.
42:19chilling with Rocky.
42:21I'm your cornerstone, baby
42:25I'm your guiding light
42:27This year was definitely about bringing new life into this world.
42:32Moving in to Travis' and being so grateful
42:37that I can not work as much
42:40and focus on raising my kids.
42:43When I started this year, one of my goals
42:46was not to overly plan things
42:48or be too controlling and to let go.
42:51I think the biggest thing I learned
42:53is that it all comes together
42:55when you let God be in control.
42:58My peak is being number 7 in the world, okay?
43:03Regardless of what you think.
43:05Being number 7.
43:06I don't know what to say.
43:08Hi, everyone!
43:09I love you!
43:10I love you!
43:14This year has been crazy.
43:16I feel like every year's crazy.
43:17From sister fights to skiing
43:20to feeling traumatized to leave the gates.
43:23But now I'm feeling freer to leave the gates.
43:27Yeah!
43:28Work it out!
43:29My kids are getting older by the minute.
43:32It's so sad.
43:33Being a mom is such a gift
43:36and the best part about my life.
43:40You are a world champion.
43:42No!
43:44I'm turning 40.
43:45I'm turning 40.
43:46I'm fabulous.
43:47I don't give a ****.
43:48Like, let's go.
43:49What are we doing for Chloe's 40th?
43:51That is the question.
43:53I'm 28, you guys.
43:55The best part of all of it is my family is amazing
43:59and we're not going anywhere.
44:01I love you forever.
44:04Everybody cheers to us.
44:06Cheers!
44:07Lots of love, blessings.
44:09Cheers!
44:10I love you guys.
44:12Stay tuned, guys.
44:1440 is coming and it's going to be epic.
44:42Till the beat drop.
44:43Hands up.
44:44Hands up.
44:46When the beat drop.
44:47Stand up.
44:48Stand up.
44:50When the beat drop.
44:51Can't get enough.
44:52Get enough.
44:54When the beat drop.
44:55When the beat drop.
44:56I know you've been waiting for it.
44:57Know you've been waiting for it.
44:59When the beat drop.
45:00When the beat drop.
45:01When the beat drop.
45:03You're lucky I don't eat red meat
45:05because I would be doing a burger dirty if I did.
45:08Yum.
45:09Want to try?
45:10Come on.
45:11Who doesn't like french fries?
45:12Sweet potato fries.
45:14Wedge fries.
45:15Any fries.
45:16Love fries.
45:17Potato wedges.
45:18Especially barbecue chicken potato wedges.
45:20Love McDonald's fries.
45:22I can go on and on and on.
45:24I love carbs.
45:26Remember, I used to be a much bigger girl.
45:29Like, I have it in me.
45:30I love it.
45:31I can binge eat.
45:33Like, ugh.
45:34I think it's shorter if you ask me,
45:35what food do you not like?
45:37Ha ha ha ha.
45:38Ha ha ha ha.