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00:00You
00:12Chacha Rangeela Chacha
00:26Huh digi
00:30I
00:33Can I make up trust me it's a Manoj's wife and uh-huh, you know, I've got one man belly. Yeah. Take me to Turkey
00:46Yeah, we do after number 15, huh, I've got a badge are you there
00:56Huh, huh, do you believe can I have
01:01A bit
01:14Come on up
01:16I'm cook on I come to her have to dr. Sabse a appointment late a
01:22walk, ah, hannah
01:24Tabitha, we thought about to put me to a time dr. Sabse milk is a peep. Oh, yeah
01:33As a kid
01:34Look, yeah, I know it's cool. I love cake. It's up the handsome doctor. Hey, dr. Viswas
01:40dumb, sorry, Khan
01:42Humton for our moon the Barossa curtain
01:48Whistle don't look at why
01:51I
01:54Put me bus abhi nae nae sadi hui hai
01:58To what I see kabadda
02:00Slate doctor kpass. I am come so much
02:03Sucked a hamari be job nae nae shadi hui thi tab tabiyat. I see you burn each of what they did
02:10But doctor sub sub Samar Lee
02:13Aka be sub Samar Ling
02:16You
02:19Patient number nine
02:23I'll put me but she'll a key under Jaya. Thank you
02:31Look, yeah, I know it's poor a lot cake. It's up the handsome doctor. Hey, dr. Viswas a dumb, sorry, Khan
02:39Humton for our moon the Barossa curtain
02:43Hamari be job nae nae shadi hui thi tab tabiyat. I see you burn each of what they did
02:49But doctor sub sub Samar Lee
02:52Aka be sub Samar Ling
03:00Sauce no
03:04For Gary sauce
03:08A
03:18Yes, sir, I'll go can't provide a file in Columbo
03:24Hey, I'm not hardly I
03:26Come a money. No, I got Bobby Nikki Sajid a Kamal when I eat we are a bit of Swat. I'm
03:32Just a snore. I'm Bobby. Come on. I'll be a tea. I don't get a kid
03:37How say Joe B. Chaiya, that'll occur they don't have Mary Sally me get my one part of a Zadai Karta on a
03:45Array near a meeting a share. I'm a boob. I think I'm
03:50Just under phone
03:54Hey, what's up tomorrow? I'll Bobby got it. It's not me. It's our phone. Hey boy. Don't I'm busy
04:00Don't I don't I will go
04:02I
04:05Will not let them don't know that's not me. So tell right now. I mean, it's a like a neighbor. Yeah
04:12You have to come cut I'm busy. What do but they got that you are
04:15Just come good. Okay. I don't know if I ready key
04:19I got a bug are a yard. What did cut? What a shiny?
04:23Are expert I'm about oh, yeah, but it's a new job. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I'll take a job
04:28Don't check it. Okay. Don't have to give me like a job
04:36I'm luck to buy a pair mugger. Do you have to put a child?
04:59Oh
05:09Well, he's up to meet you a lot of the
05:12Licking ski meet you a lot to be chibi
05:15Sawan Kaur Raj Chopra. I just say well, I've been narco up new or occur shit
05:20Cutty mana, Jata Hickey. Yeah, I'm a buggy Jomey. So that's a me up and cut it
05:26Are you a concert liquor a mugger?
05:36He'll occur dictate
05:42Java, I'm a circuit ball record
05:44Don't know better to attack a divorce. It's a good day. They have up to come a half circuit
05:50I've been a lot that I just keep false. Oh, no, I really hope I
05:55Can't okay, sir. Say no, he can't run
05:58He look at the diction
06:04Us keep America a lot
06:06Sir, Dr. Gapasta now, it's a pity. No, it's good. I shake now. It's key. Yeah
06:13going
06:15Going a giant. I'll ask you if you marry Kailash. He would chatty cat
06:20Us company me on a separate shy of Neha Vinay janty think it was a catch a
06:28Ligand doctor could dictate
06:30Us keep our tea that can only use it. But I did give us key. Yeah, I'm John Piazza
06:36surf doctor he would have sucked that
06:38I
06:44Wish namaste
06:46Akita see a
06:47Gee, I've come
06:49I'm gonna move in a pizzeria, baby. May I keep a ticket for a mitra or unca say Kermit Chandan Prabhakar
06:55Gee, okay. Hey, baby. We're introduction to the video up. Oh, I'll get water. I didn't go
07:01Hey, Bobby, I'm the name
07:04Hey, I hear you
07:06Oh
07:08Wow, Bobby Walkman, I'll be gone
07:12Huh? Uh-huh. I'm a goner. Son. I bought the sunder
07:15Sure, or you can sit here. I'm a single. I'll be there
07:23No, I'm a kiss a monker. Let's go. What was that? No, sir. Oh, I'll get it. I'll do it
07:30Oh, no, I didn't happen
07:33I
07:35Call you cassette. I got up. It's what's alone get to her. I was hanging from Kali Samay me
07:40It's made on a record thing. I mean, I was
07:43Bobby, I'm gonna get you
07:46Sir, who's some fun Bobby me?
07:49I'm a kid
07:51Honey, no, Bobby. I'm to bus. I'll tell push me. I think
07:54Manoj, he's a phone for both of you. He will never tie up. Yeah, I'll keep it up. I said the bus
07:58I'll come but I'll let me I'll get Chilly
08:00It's a PC behind the office. I'm gonna cut me over. Yeah, I'll bet you know how I'm up to any one person gonna get that
08:06You have it better
08:28I
08:30Please give this to me. I will go home and listen to it.
08:57I will leave now. I am in a bit of a hurry. I will come some other time.
09:00Thank you, sister-in-law.
09:27Namaste, sister-in-law. How are you?
09:33I am fine.
09:34Sister-in-law, has Manoj also come?
09:35No, he has gone to the office.
09:38Okay. Did you recognize me, sister-in-law?
09:41I recognized you and I also remembered you.
09:44Okay, then tell me your name. I will believe that you have recognized me.
09:48Really?
09:49Yes.
09:50Saurabh.
09:52I can smell you everywhere.
09:54You have made me happy.
09:56By the way, I have a cosmetic shop. You know that.
09:59So you might need anything.
10:02Bangles, lali, bangles.
10:07You can call me. I will come.
10:09Yes, sure.
10:10I swear, sister-in-law.
10:11You can ask anyone in the locality about me.
10:15You will get a good report.
10:19I will leave now, sister-in-law.
10:21I will wait for your greetings.
10:23Listen.
10:25Please come.
10:39We will wait for you.
10:45Saurabh is good.
10:47I will have to do something about him.
10:53Thank you.
11:03What happened?
11:04What are you doing here?
11:06Won't you ask me to leave?
11:07No.
11:08I have to tell you something.
11:11What is this?
11:12Cassette?
11:14This is a chakalas.
11:15So I shouldn't work, but I should hear this?
11:18Sister-in-law gave me this.
11:20Who?
11:21My sister-in-law? Your wife? Who else?
11:25Guru, you came to my house without telling me?
11:29I went to ask about your health.
11:31Sister-in-law gave me this cassette and I lost my mind.
11:34What's the problem?
11:36Guru, without saying anything, just listen once.
11:40Take out the Walkman.
11:42Take out the Walkman.
11:43Take out the Walkman.
11:50Let's listen to it once.
11:52What's so special about it?
11:59His new wife,
12:01many men had given her a lot of pleasure.
12:07But physically, she was still pure.
12:13But physically, she was still pure.
12:43But physically, she was still pure.
13:44But physically, she was still pure.
13:57But physically, she was still pure.
14:02But physically, she was still pure.
14:08But physically, she was still pure.
14:14But physically, she was still pure.
14:20But physically, she was still pure.
14:25But physically, she was still pure.
14:41Hello.
14:43Yes, Roshni.
14:45How are you?
14:47I am fine. You tell me.
14:49When are you giving me the good news?
14:51Why do you keep asking the same question?
14:54Don't you have any other work?
14:56Dear, this is the biggest work.
14:59Without this, neither the family nor the world works.
15:03Mom, I don't feel like listening to you today.
15:07Don't give me too much knowledge.
15:10What's the matter? You look very sad.
15:13Did your son-in-law say anything?
15:15Mom, that's why I am crying.
15:17He neither says anything nor does anything.
15:19What did he say?
15:21Don't be sad, dear.
15:23Once you have a baby, you won't even get time to be sad.
15:28It's nothing, mom.
15:30You take care of yourself and take your medicines on time.
15:33I have a lot of work to do.
15:43Get in.
15:45Tara, scooter.
15:49Sell this.
15:51Give me a cigarette. He has given me a lot.
15:55Give me a betel leaf.
16:00Manoj, to be honest,
16:02if a tree needs water,
16:05it spreads its roots and finds water.
16:08Similarly, if a woman's thirst is not quenched,
16:11she spreads her legs and quenches her thirst.
16:14It's a good thing.
16:17Here you go, Manoj.
16:19Your Banarasi sweet betel leaf.
16:21I have added special saffron for you.
16:23Because you are newly married.
16:25So eat this and stay tight.
16:29Did I ask you to add saffron to this?
16:31Did I tell you?
16:33Put some betel leaf.
16:35And don't do anything useless.
16:38And here is your betel leaf.
16:40Manoj.
16:41Manoj.
16:43Chandan, what happened to him?
16:45Don't say that.
16:47He seems to be very relaxed today.
16:50I think his wife didn't keep him cool at home.
16:54What nonsense are you talking?
16:56He is right.
16:58The more a man is cool on bed,
17:00the more he is irritable in real life.
17:03That's why you are so irritable.
17:05Do your work.
17:07Manoj.
17:09Loshni, I told you that we will eat outside.
17:12We are getting late.
17:14I am coming.
17:18We can eat once in a while.
17:24I won't be able to go if you show so much love.
17:26Come soon.
17:27Okay.
17:37Manoj.
17:39Where are you going?
17:41I am going to office.
17:43Okay.
17:57Bye.
18:16Hello, sister-in-law.
18:18How are you?
18:20Look what I have brought for you.
18:23What is this?
18:24I had told you to come to my shop.
18:27Maybe you had to come because you were busy.
18:30So I came to you.
18:32But thisтАж
18:34I am not doing this for money.
18:36I am doing this to increase my customer base.
18:38Once you like my stuff,
18:41your car will stop at my shop with brother.
18:44But I can't take this.
18:46Look, sister-in-law.
18:48I have brought this with a lot of love.
18:51If you don't like it,
18:52then there is no need to come to my shop.
18:55Keep it.
19:00Okay, sister-in-law. I am leaving.
19:02Bye.
19:04Do tell me how you liked it.
19:07Hmm.
19:09By the way, the sari looks good on you.
19:12But this sari is old.
19:14It is just a matter of taste, sister-in-law.
19:16I don't like you and sari.
19:22See you. Bye.
19:53Happy Diwali.
19:57Uncle Kishore.
19:59How are you?
20:01Uncle Rangle.
20:03Yes, Guddu.
20:05Everything is fine.
20:07Tell me, how are you?
20:09I am fine.
20:11I have some work.
20:13I have heard that the municipality is going to demolish the shop.
20:16What shop?
20:18We have been hearing for two years that the shop will be demolished.
20:20We couldn't build a broken road.
20:22The shop will be demolished.
20:24You are absolutely right, uncle.
20:26Come to my shop in the evening.
20:28You come. We will drink together.
20:30Come on. Go.
20:41Mr. Rangeela.
20:43Is my cassette ready?
20:45Cassette?
20:47Yes. I will give it to you.
20:51How is it?
20:53Have you filled the song?
20:55I have filled all the songs.
20:57Good.
20:59Money?
21:01It is 20 rupees.
21:03Here you go.
21:05You have given me a big amount.
21:07Don't you have any change?
21:09You have opened such a big shop.
21:11Don't you have any change?
21:13Let me see.
21:20Come on. Get up. Get up.
21:24Where do you keep it?
21:35At least take a leave.
21:37Hey!
21:40She is so weird.
21:50She is so weird.
22:21She looks at me.
22:23And as soon as she opens the door,
22:25she sees Kundan standing in front of her.
22:27She has a red bra in her hand.
22:33She smells the bra in a delicate way.
22:36She doesn't move back.
22:38She is so beautiful.
22:40She is so beautiful.
22:42She is so beautiful.
22:44She is so beautiful.
22:46She is so beautiful.
22:48She is so beautiful.
22:50She takes her bra from Kundan's hand.
22:53And without closing the door,
22:55she comes inside the house.
22:59Kundan closes the door.
23:02He knows what is going to happen now.
23:05On the other hand, Chameli was thinking
23:07that if Kundan comes near her
23:10and suddenly hugs her,
23:12how will it be?
23:14If he lets his delicate body
23:16enter her,
23:18how will it be?
23:20Kundan was smiling.
23:22Chameli's stomach was in front of him.
23:25But he knew
23:27that this is Chameli's silent invitation.
23:30Chameli is calm.
23:32And she is pressing her lips in her teeth.
23:35Kundan is behind her.
23:37She is feeling the warmth of Kundan's body.
23:43Take tomatoes, okra, cauliflower, eggplant.
23:46Brother, we will give only five rupees.
23:48You have looted everything.
23:50And your tomatoes are half spoiled.
23:53Sister-in-law, it is morning.
23:55Don't irritate me.
23:57Take it if you want.
23:59Is this the way to talk?
24:01Talk to me politely.
24:03Sister-in-law, I felt bad.
24:06If you want, we can give all the vegetables for free.
24:08It is your shop.
24:10Just help me a little.
24:12I will help you.
24:14I will help you.
24:16Apologize to sister-in-law.
24:18Sister-in-law, what have you done?
24:20Leave it.
24:22If you do anything to sister-in-law,
24:24we will cut you like vegetables in the market.
24:28Come sister-in-law, I will drop you home.
24:49Give it to me.
24:51Sister-in-law, it is very heavy.
24:53Come, I will drop you inside.
24:55Come.
25:19Come.
25:30Okay sister-in-law, I will leave now.
25:33No, you sit for two minutes.
25:35I will get tea for you.
25:37No sister-in-law, I will leave now.
25:39How can you leave without having tea?
25:42Don't you want to have tea today?
25:44Okay sister-in-law.
25:49Come.
26:13Have tea.
26:15Sister-in-law, you also sit.
26:18Okay sister-in-law.
26:26Mr. Chandan, whatever you have done for me today,
26:29I have never done it before.
26:33You entered like a hero
26:35and slapped me.
26:37Sister-in-law, slap?
26:39I can even kill for you.
26:41Really?
26:43Absolutely sister-in-law.
26:48Chandan.
26:51Chandan.
26:58Chandan, you?
27:00Mr. Manoj.
27:02You had a meeting, right?
27:04Yes, yes, I was returning from the meeting.
27:06I met sister-in-law on the way.
27:08But that ill-mannered vegetable vendorтАж
27:10I will tell you.
27:12Today I went to the market to buy vegetables.
27:14And that vegetable vendor was talking back to me.
27:16Till then Chandan entered like a hero
27:18and slapped me.
27:20I felt very good.
27:22No one has ever done this for me.
27:26Thank you.
27:33I will drop you outside.
27:36There was a call coming from your house.
27:38Yes.
27:40I will drop you.
27:42Okay, bye.
27:46Pick it up.
27:48Uncle Rangeela.
27:51Don't call me uncle.
27:53Call me Rangeela.
27:55Okay, Mr. Rangeela.
27:59I have heard this cassette.
28:01Give me the next part of it.
28:03Yes.
28:05Give me the next part of the story of Raswari Kamini.
28:08Are you out of your mind?
28:10We don't sell such dirty cassettes in our shop.
28:13Look, don't act smart.
28:15I know everything.
28:16You get the same cassette in your shop.
28:19Give it to me quietly.
28:21I won't tell anyone.
28:23I didn't know that
28:25you have a very good nature.
28:28Actually,
28:30no lady has ever come to my shop to buy the story.
28:34That's why I was a little scared.
28:36But I will give you the story of Kamini.
28:40It will cost you 50 rupees.
28:42I am giving you 50 rupees.
28:47Here you go.
28:50This is my shop.
28:52Yes.
29:03Hey, Guru.
29:05Where are you going in such a hurry?
29:07Come, let's smoke five cigarettes.
29:09Do you have any plan with sister-in-law today?
29:11No, I am taking sister-in-law to watch a movie.
29:13She is thinking of eating out.
29:14Oh, wow.
29:16If you take more betel leaves from the market,
29:18you will have a bad night.
29:20Don't talk nonsense.
29:22Do you understand?
29:24I think I will have to do something for sister-in-law.
29:28You won't be able to do it, son.
29:44Hey, he is my enemy.
29:46He is my enemy.
29:48He is my enemy.
29:50He is my enemy.
29:52He is my enemy.
29:54He is my enemy.
29:56He is my enemy.
29:58Chandan Ji, you scared us.
30:00Sister-in-law, your enemies are scared of us.
30:03How can you leave the meeting and go to the market?
30:06What can a bee do?
30:08It flies where it sees beautiful flowers.
30:10Someone should learn from you how to make talks.
30:12Sister-in-law, it is the effect of your company.
30:14Come, we will drop you home while talking.
30:28Wow, sister-in-law.
30:30You have magic in your hands.
30:32You have made amazing tea.
30:35I feel like touching your hands.
30:36Thank you.
30:41Sister-in-law, don't feel bad.
30:44I was a little emotional.
30:48Sister-in-law, I will leave now.
30:51You can attend the call.
30:53Greetings, sister-in-law.
31:04Hello.
31:06I am Rangeela.
31:08My name is Rangeela.
31:10I am calling from the cassette.
31:12Your new cassette has arrived.
31:14Okay, I will come right away.
31:30Uncle Rangeela, our cassette.
31:33Don't call me uncle.
31:34Call me Rangeela.
31:36Okay, Rangeela.
31:38Give me my cassette.
31:40Your cassette is ready.
31:42Can I ask you something?
31:44What is it?
31:46I have never seen a Harvard lady like you in my life.
31:50She comes to take the cassette herself.
31:53Stop your nonsense.
31:55Give me my cassette.
31:57I will give you.
31:59Tell me one thing.
32:01Where is your mother's house?
32:02What do you mean?
32:04Which village are you from?
32:06I just want to know.
32:08Hurry up. We are getting late.
32:10No, wait.
32:12The cassette is ready.
32:14I wanted to ask you.
32:16Was your father's shop in the parlour?
32:18You like to listen to cassettes.
32:21Are you giving me the cassette or should I go?
32:23I am giving you the cassette.
32:27Keep it ready.
32:29Take it.
32:33Listen.
32:35While listening to the cassette,
32:37if you have any problem,
32:39any problem,
32:41call Rangeela in the middle of the night.
32:43She will come.
32:45Do you understand?
32:47Leave it.
32:49Don't hold it.
32:51You are getting old.
32:53It's too hot.
32:56I wish I could see her while listening to the story.
32:59I wish I could feel her.
33:00I think tonight
33:02I will have to think before doing anything.
33:09Manju has also caught it.
33:11Shekhar's eyes
33:13are staring at the youth of Jhanvi.
33:16Every bump,
33:18every corner,
33:20every depth is passing through her eyes.
33:23The next day,
33:25when Manoj leaves for office,
33:27this is a very special moment for Shekhar.
33:30It was a good opportunity.
33:32He knocks on the door
33:34and finds that Jhanvi is standing in front of him.
33:38His pink suit is so tight
33:41that every part
33:43is eager to tear the clothes and come out.
33:49Is brother there?
33:51Brother is not there.
33:53And sister-in-law?
33:55Sister-in-law is also not there.
33:57Can I get a glass of water?
33:59Yes, come.
34:09Shekhar follows Jhanvi.
34:12As soon as Jhanvi leaves, he closes the door.
34:16It should have happened
34:18that Jhanvi would have opposed closing the door.
34:21But Jhanvi smiles and moves ahead.
34:24Jhanvi is the only Jhanvi in his thoughts.
34:26Meanwhile, Jhanvi comes to him with a glass of water.
34:31Shekhar is lost in Jhanvi's thoughts.
34:35And the water falls on Jhanvi.
34:38This was a great opportunity for Shekhar.
34:41In the pretext of cleaning the water from Jhanvi's body,
34:45he starts tearing her clothes.
34:56To be continued